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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ MTV ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Previously on "Jersey Shore</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>Family Vacation."</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- International waters,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>here we come.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Mike learned</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>that the Florida Keys</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>are in the United States.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Is this considered
the United States still?</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Oh, my goodness.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- The meatballs</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>did meatball things.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Oh!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I want you
to make me a she shed!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- This is our main camera.</b>

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{\an8}<b>[balloon pops]
[screams]</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- We saw a dead body.</i></b><b>
- No, no, no, no.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Oh, my God!
- What?</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Sort of.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Welcome to murder
mystery dinner!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- [bleep].
- Gangster.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- You made me cry.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Something big
in my life has happened.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I moved back East.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- You sold that house?
- Yes.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Oh, come on.
- What are we gonna do?</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>We're here.</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>- East Coast Vinny.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- We got this, man.</b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- The Situation became a dad.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- First rule in the game
is always do your taxes.</b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- And Angelina and Chris...</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>not enough time to explain</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>what happened to them.</i></b>

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{\an7}<b>- We got it awkward over here.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- What is this kid
doing for [bleep] sex?</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I just told you.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Did he sleep with her?
- Let's just say short of that.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Just file and go.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Is it weird that I want
to try one more time?</b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- And now what's up next...</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Madison Square Garden,
let's go!</b>

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{\an8}<b> <i>- Might be wilder than anything</i></b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>we've ever experienced before.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- [bleep]!
[overlapping shouting]</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Boogie woogie woogie!
- What are you doing?</b>

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{\an8}<b>[screaming]</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Yeah!</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> <i>- Let's get this party started.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Yee-haw!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- [laughing] Oh, my God!</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- What happened?</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- I think they think
that we're alcoholics.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- I'm not gonna lie,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I'm a little drunk.</i></b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- Oh, we got titties, bitch.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- That's kind of true.
- Yeah, I guess.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I like El Paso
this time of year!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Cheers!</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I can't even tell you the</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>last time I was this drunk.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- I was like this two weeks ago.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Tomorrow.
- Fun.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Oh.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Oh, yeah!</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>Stay classy, San Diego!</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- San Diego!</b>

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{\an8}<b>all: Family Fun Day!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Welcome to "Wild 'N Out!"</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Tell me why Angelina's [bleep]</b>

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{\an7}<b>looks like Pauly D's blowout.</b>

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{\an8}<b>all: Oh!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I'm the best [bleep]
party planner ever!</b>

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{\an8}<b>[loud slam]
- [gasps] Oh, my God!</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>Are you all right?</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Your mouth's gonna drop.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>You had sex with him!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- What are you,
[bleep] delusional?</b>

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{\an7}<b>- Stop gaslighting my [bleep].</b>

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{\an8}<b>He's, like, in the [bleep] pot,
and he's like...</b>

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{\an8}<b>This pot that Mike has
stirred up is, like, huge.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- The old Sitch
and the new Sitch are beefing.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- You're being a [bleep] friend.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- The villain is back.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- It's like I'm going</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to [bleep] war.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- All right,
old Situation it is.</b>

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{\an9}<b>Oh.
All: Oh!</b>

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{\an7}<b>- Are you [bleep] kidding me?</b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- I need to take a step back</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>'cause it's
affecting my whole life.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- What the hell?
- Ooh!</b>

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{\an8}<b>Now, even Pauly is,
like, pissed off.</b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>This is gonna be a nightmare.</i></b>

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{\an7}<b>- You had multiple side pieces,</b>

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{\an8}<b>and they all wanted
to expose you.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Say sorry!
- Touch me again, I'm done.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I'm not [bleep] done!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Open the door.
- You're mad at everybody.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- None of you have
been there for me.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Let me just speak!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Don't [bleep] talk
to me like that.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- [bleep]!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- We've given
our [bleep] blood today!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- What just [bleep] happened
here is [bleep] insane.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- You just poured water on me.
Are you stupid?</b>

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{\an8}<b>- [bleep] asshole.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I don't know how
we're gonna [bleep] fix it.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Use your [bleep] brain!
- You don't [bleep] get it!</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Is this the prank?
Am I getting pranked?</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Let's party, get loud ♪</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>- Yeah, buddy!</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>then do something ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Party's here!</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- The Situation</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>is under construction.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- We're so classy now.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- On the seventh day,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>it'll be lit.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Get the frig out of here,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>you crazy!</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Um, hello?</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>then do something crazy ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

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{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ So watch me while I work ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Drop it ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Put them over here.</b>

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{\an8}<b>Come on,
start being domesticated.</b>

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<b>- Domesticated means</b>

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{\an1}<b>that you're starting to learn
how to do [bleep] in a house.</b>

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<b>"Hey, I have no furniture.
Please bring your own chairs."</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>Some of the</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>roommates are coming</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>for a housewarming party,
'cause I did buy a new house.</b>

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{\an8}<b>I know, I'm awesome.</b>

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<b>"BYOC, kid."</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[phone ringing]</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Yeah, Ma?</b>

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{\an8}<b>No, Ma, I have food.</b>

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{\an8}<b>I got my food.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>It's been a few months</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>since I moved back</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to the East Coast,</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>and now I'm renting</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>an apartment in Manhattan.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>Yes, I'm not coming.</b>

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{\an8}<b>I'm on a diet.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I love the city,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>and I love the energy.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat jazzy music]</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>- Hey, honey.
- Good morning.</b>

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{\an7}<b>There's a lot happening today.</b>

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{\an8}<b>Oh, damn,
he's messing up the grass.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- There's always</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>a lot in the schedule.</i></b>

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<b></b><b><i>- Also, the stone people</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>are here for the backyard.</i></b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- And that's
your department right there.</b>

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<b>- Yes.</b>

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<b>The plumbing is still
under here, though, right?</b>

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<b>'Cause I'm gonna
put a island here.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Also, Romeo's baptism...
- Listen, don't remind me.</b>

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{\an8}<b>I have so much to do.
- Yeah.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I have to go
to the restaurant.</b>

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{\an8}<b>I have to check
with all the vendors.</b>

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{\an8}<b>We've been planning this
for a long time.</b>

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{\an8}<b>- I know.
I'm so excited.</b>

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{\an8}<b>My son is going
to be introduced to God,</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>just like his daddy.</i></b>

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{\an8}<b>One, two, three, go.</b>

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{\an8}<b>[all cheering]</b>

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{\an8}<b>[cheers and applause]</b>

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{\an8}<b>- Hallelujah.</b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

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{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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{\an1}<b>- Oh, you have a beanbag chair.</b>

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<b>- Yeah.
- Oh.</b>

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<b>- Isn't it too early
to be drinking like this?</b>

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<b>- No.</b>

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<b>- I want a tour of it.
- Hello? Hi!</b>

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<b>- It's beautiful.
- We're here.</b>

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<b>- Hi.
- So pretty.</b>

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<b>- So pretty.
- Congratulations.</b>

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<b>- It's beautiful.
- Thank you.</b>

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<b>- Congrats, guys.</b>

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<b>- Do you want to do a tour?</b>

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<b>- Yeah.
- Yeah.</b>

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<b>- House tour, house tour.</b>

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<b>Wow.</b>

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<b>- Every bedroom has
its own full bath.</b>

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<b>- Very nice.</b>

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<b>- It's like "MTV Cribs,"
just with no furniture.</b>

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<b>This is, like, just,
like, whatever.</b>

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<b>I have to fix this.</b>

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<b>And that's gonna
be my makeup room.</b>

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<b>- [laughs]
- Your makeup room?</b>

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<b>Are you Khloé Kardashian?</b>

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<b>- Go to the basement?
- You guys want to go basement?</b>

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<b>- It's not finished,
but it's nice.</b>

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<b>- Holy [bleep].</b>

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<b>- That thing right there, right?</b>

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<b>Is that the sprinkler system?
I feel like...</b>

189
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<b>- That might be the lever
for the sprinklers.</b>

190
00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:11,406
<b>- They could actually
kill bodies down here.</b>

191
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<b>- I'm a little scared.</b>

192
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<b>- And put them
in the concrete walls.</b>

193
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<b>- Let's go outside
and look at the koi fish.</b>

194
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<b>- Okay.
- Koi fish.</b>

195
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<b>[laughter]</b>

196
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<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

197
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<b>- There's a fish.</b>

198
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{\an1}<b>- No, I don't see them, Ang.</b>

199
00:06:22,517 --> 00:06:24,552
<b>How many dead bodies
do you have in this house?</b>

200
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<b>- There's fish in this thing?
- Well, they're supposed to be.</b>

201
00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:27,822
<b>- [laughs]
- No way.</b>

202
00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,258
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

203
00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:31,759
<b>- Wait.</b>

204
00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:32,927
<b>No, that's not one.</b>

205
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<b>- Honey, I don't
think the fish are alive.</b>

206
00:06:34,028 --> 00:06:35,263
<b>- No, they're dead.</b>

207
00:06:35,296 --> 00:06:36,540
<b>- Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
[blows kiss]</b>

208
00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,598
<b>- No.
- Let's go.</b>

209
00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,901
{\an8}<b>She's a murderer.
I told you.</b>

210
00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,602
<b>- I'm sorry about the chairs,
by the way.</b>

211
00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,937
<b>[crash]
all: Oh!</b>

212
00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:44,338
<b>- Mike broke her floor.</b>

213
00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,940
<b></b><b><i>- I'm thinking</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>on this new house,</i></b>

214
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<b>these crazy kids got a shot,
clean slate.</b>

215
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<b>So what room
did you guys bang in first?</b>

216
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,614
<b>- We haven't.
- Not yet?</b>

217
00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,849
<b>- Stop it, dude.</b>

218
00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:56,060
<b>- You didn't even
christen the house yet?</b>

219
00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:57,919
<b>- You have to
christen every room.</b>

220
00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,387
<b>- Coming home from Florida,</b>

221
00:06:59,454 --> 00:07:01,265
<b>I really did have high
expectations for Chris and I.</b>

222
00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:02,724
<b>- You know, you know I love you.</b>

223
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,735
<b>I think you're funny.
You make me laugh all the time.</b>

224
00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:05,860
<b>- It's beautiful.</b>

225
00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:08,129
<b>- Oh, my God,
I'm not crying, you are.</b>

226
00:07:08,196 --> 00:07:09,297
<b>- Stop.
- Aw.</b>

227
00:07:09,364 --> 00:07:10,732
<b>- Come on, Chris.</b>

228
00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,376
<b>He was like, "I'm gonna change,
I'm gonna do this,</b>

229
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,801
<b>I'm gonna be
more attentive to you."</b>

230
00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,503
<b>- You guys have
to christen every room.</b>

231
00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:16,804
<b>- Well.</b>

232
00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,606
<b>- We only have beds
in three rooms so far.</b>

233
00:07:18,673 --> 00:07:19,883
<b>- You don't need a bed.
- You don't need a bed.</b>

234
00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,085
<b>- You don't need a bed.
- [laughs]</b>

235
00:07:21,109 --> 00:07:22,469
<b>- It's like a broken record
for me.</b>

236
00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,312
<b></b><b><i>It's just the same [bleep],</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>different house.</i></b>

237
00:07:24,379 --> 00:07:25,613
<b>- You guys think alike.</b>

238
00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,949
<b>- And on that note,
it's time to go home.</b>

239
00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,784
<b>- Can I take a road soda?
- Yes!</b>

240
00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:31,819
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

241
00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:32,954
<b>- All right, love you.</b>

242
00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,255
<b>- Congratulations.</b>

243
00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:37,024
<b>Peanut! Oh, kaki.
- She [bleep].</b>

244
00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:39,160
<b>Bye-bye.
- Bye! Love you.</b>

245
00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,304
<b>- She wouldn't kill us.
- No.</b>

246
00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:41,963
<b>- No, we're her friends.
[laughter]</b>

247
00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:43,965
{\an1}<b>- I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee.</b>

248
00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:46,534
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat hip-hop music]</i></b>

249
00:07:46,601 --> 00:07:49,804
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

250
00:07:49,871 --> 00:07:51,272
<b>There's literally
no parking here.</b>

251
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,225
<b>- Oh, you look festive.
- You look like a lawyer.</b>

252
00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:54,434
<b>- Where are we going?
- Santa.</b>

253
00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,819
<b>Could you take a
picture of me and Santa?</b>

254
00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,512
<b>- You are the same height.</b>

255
00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,514
<b>- Shut up.
- [laughs]</b>

256
00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,581
<b>Oh, we're here.</b>

257
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,417
<b>How is your Berry Fuel?</b>

258
00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,519
<b>- Energy balls.</b>

259
00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,021
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

260
00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:08,389
<b>- So is this baptism, like,</b>

261
00:08:08,456 --> 00:08:11,059
<b>a full rager party like Deena's?</b>

262
00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,027
{\an8}<b>- Guys, we're
taking a shot for CJ.</b>

263
00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:14,729
{\an8}<b>all: CJ!</b>

264
00:08:14,796 --> 00:08:16,330
{\an8}<b>all: Whoo!</b>

265
00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:17,732
{\an7}<b>- I'm gonna get another wine.</b>

266
00:08:17,799 --> 00:08:19,576
{\an8}<b>- Give it up one more time
for Cameron [indistinct].</b>

267
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,969
<b>- Whoo!</b>

268
00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:23,938
{\an1}<b>No, it's the total opposite.</b>

269
00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,641
<b>It's, like, a sit down.
I don't think she got a DJ.</b>

270
00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:27,775
<b>She got a event planner.</b>

271
00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,110
<b>- Oh, my.</b>

272
00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,754
<b>- We went to Angelina's
to see Angelina's house.</b>

273
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,447
<b>- How was Angelina's house?</b>

274
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,816
<b>Were the fishies okay
that I asked about?</b>

275
00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:39,420
{\an8}<b>- All right, Peanut,
I'm almost ready to go.</b>

276
00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:40,767
<b>Are you gonna be okay
with Daddy?</b>

277
00:08:40,822 --> 00:08:44,058
<b>I am flying to Spain
to do a new show</b>

278
00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,903
<b>with all people that
are on different "Shores"</b>

279
00:08:45,927 --> 00:08:46,861
<b>around the world.</b>

280
00:08:46,928 --> 00:08:48,238
<b>Bye, Angeliney.</b>

281
00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:49,239
<b>Don't worry.</b>

282
00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,631
<b>You all right?</b>

283
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,975
<b></b><b><i>Last night,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>Chris and I got into a fight.</i></b>

284
00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,001
<b>And as he was walking out
of the [bleep] room,</b>

285
00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,670
<b>he was like,
"[bleep] you, bitch.</b>

286
00:08:55,737 --> 00:08:57,438
<b>I hope you [bleep] die
in a plane crash,"</b>

287
00:08:57,505 --> 00:08:59,273
<b>knowing that I was
going to Spain.</b>

288
00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,942
<b></b><b><i>[soft dramatic music]</i></b>

289
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,543
<b><i>This is not a [bleep] marriage.</i></b>

290
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,850
{\an1}<b>He doesn't communicate with me.</b>

291
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,980
<b></b><b><i>He doesn't even</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>show me attention.</i></b>

292
00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:08,449
<b>I have to take this opportunity
for myself.</b>

293
00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:11,686
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I let you under my skin ♪</i></b>

294
00:09:11,753 --> 00:09:14,722
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

295
00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:17,992
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>♪ I kept re-falling for you ♪</i></b>

296
00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,861
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

297
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,729
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

298
00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:24,399
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

299
00:09:24,465 --> 00:09:25,833
<b>- There's Nikki.
- Hi.</b>

300
00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,335
<b>- Hey, Nikki.
- Hi.</b>

301
00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,337
<b>- You're so cute.
- Oh, it's so cozy.</b>

302
00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:30,705
<b>- Thank you.
- Oh.</b>

303
00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:32,073
<b>- You guys, too.</b>

304
00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,409
<b>- We're wearing the same thing.
- Oh, my God.</b>

305
00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:36,044
<b>- Was it a bitch to get into it?</b>

306
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,845
<b>- I was like, "[grunts]"</b>

307
00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,456
<b>- You always put your jeans
on like that.</b>

308
00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,481
<b>[laughter]</b>

309
00:09:40,548 --> 00:09:41,783
{\an1}<b>- Oh, do you guys have shots?</b>

310
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:42,884
{\an8}<b>- I do.</b>

311
00:09:44,352 --> 00:09:46,296
<b>- What... what is it?
- It's, like, a health shot.</b>

312
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,631
<b>- It's not the shots
we're used to.</b>

313
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,866
<b>- It's not the shots
that you want.</b>

314
00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,591
<b>[laughs]
- I'll try it.</b>

315
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,659
<b>You go first.</b>

316
00:09:51,726 --> 00:09:53,928
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

317
00:09:53,995 --> 00:09:55,096
<b>- Whoo.</b>

318
00:09:55,163 --> 00:09:56,531
{\an1}<b>- No, it's not strong at all.</b>

319
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,266
<b>- It's okay?</b>

320
00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:00,368
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

321
00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:02,170
<b>- It hits after.</b>

322
00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:03,337
<b>[laughter]</b>

323
00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:06,507
<b>- Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God!</b>

324
00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:08,643
<b>What is that?
[laughter]</b>

325
00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:11,012
<b>[gags]
It's burning my tongue!</b>

326
00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,023
{\an8}<b>- Nicole looked like the
[bleep] "Exorcist" right now.</b>

327
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,817
<b></b><b><i>[ominous music]</i></b>

328
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,818
<b></b><b><i>[screaming in slow motion]</i></b>

329
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:17,819
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

330
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,320
<b>All over, just everywhere.</b>

331
00:10:19,387 --> 00:10:21,856
<b>- That tastes like sh...
No offense.</b>

332
00:10:21,923 --> 00:10:23,725
<b>- [bleep].
- Nicole.</b>

333
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,994
<b>- Oh, my God. Ugh.
- Nicole!</b>

334
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,897
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

335
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,800
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ [vocalizing] ♪</i></b>

336
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,402
<b></b><b><i>- Road trip.</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>- All right, let's go.</i></b>

337
00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:37,238
<b>- Myself and Pauly, we are
on our way to New York City</b>

338
00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:39,340
<b>to see Vinny's new bachelor pad.</b>

339
00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,508
<b>- Let's do this.</b>

340
00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:42,443
<b>Oh, yeah,
it is a bit chilly out here.</b>

341
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,812
<b>- Welcome.
Tribeca, baby.</b>

342
00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:47,248
<b>- Oh, damn.</b>

343
00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:49,117
<b>Yo, this place is nice.</b>

344
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,785
<b>Yo, I'm...
I'm hyped for you, man.</b>

345
00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:52,653
<b>It's dope.
- For you.</b>

346
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,522
{\an8}<b>We can't go to Vinny's
new place empty-handed.</b>

347
00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:57,925
{\an7}<b>I got him a really dope gift.</b>

348
00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:01,129
<b>[laughter]
- This is hilarious.</b>

349
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,797
<b>That's amazing.</b>

350
00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:04,241
<b></b><b><i>- I think that we need to</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>find a place for this bad boy.</i></b>

351
00:11:04,265 --> 00:11:05,642
<b></b><b><i>- I mean, there's</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>not too many places.</i></b>

352
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,444
<b>- I think it should go
over the bed because...</b>

353
00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:08,746
<b>- Yeah, if you need
help climaxing,</b>

354
00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:09,937
<b>just look right at me.
- Yeah.</b>

355
00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,081
<b>- [laughs]
- You know what I'm saying?</b>

356
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,407
<b>- Yeah.
- Oh, that looks good.</b>

357
00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:14,108
<b>- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, that's perfect.</b>

358
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,044
<b>- Wow.
- Beautiful. [laughs]</b>

359
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,045
{\an8}<b>- This is dope.</b>

360
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,322
{\an8}<b>We look like the
Founding Guidos.</b>

361
00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,948
<b>That would be
our style back then.</b>

362
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,817
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

363
00:11:22,884 --> 00:11:24,294
<b>- You guys ready?
- Yeah, let's roll out.</b>

364
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:25,763
<b>All right, so, Mike,
where are you taking us?</b>

365
00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:28,356
<b>- I've been scoping this
place since we got out here.</b>

366
00:11:28,423 --> 00:11:30,567
<b>You got to walk through the
weeds to get to the flowers.</b>

367
00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:31,692
<b>- Do we need reservations?</b>

368
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,127
{\an1}<b>- Just step up to the plate.</b>

369
00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:34,662
<b>- Oh, [bleep].
- Hello.</b>

370
00:11:34,729 --> 00:11:35,863
<b>- Oh, damn.</b>

371
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,450
<b>- I might get the
combo over rice, kid.</b>

372
00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:39,067
<b>Did I do good, or did I do good?</b>

373
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:42,070
{\an1}<b>- I thought we was going to a
restaurant with reservations.</b>

374
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,547
<b>- I'm about to find
you a wife right now.</b>

375
00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:44,915
<b>- Let's stop trying
to find me a wife.</b>

376
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,116
<b>- Dude, this reminds me
of "Sex and the City."</b>

377
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,275
<b>- Yeah.</b>

378
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,619
<b>- But this is
"Vinny and the City."</b>

379
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:49,510
<b>- Yep, yep.
- "Single Vinny in the City."</b>

380
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:50,978
<b>- I'm Samantha.</b>

381
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:54,148
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat jazzy music]</i></b>

382
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,817
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

383
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,361
<b>- Excuse me.
Are you single, by any chance?</b>

384
00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:58,853
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

385
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,388
{\an1}<b>- Our boy, Vinny, is single.</b>

386
00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:01,756
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

387
00:12:01,823 --> 00:12:04,292
<b>That's our boy, Vinny.
He just moved to NYC.</b>

388
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,060
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

389
00:12:07,462 --> 00:12:09,664
{\an8}<b>- Oh, [bleep].
[laughter]</b>

390
00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:10,731
{\an8}<b>- Angela.</b>

391
00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:12,005
{\an8}<b>- She is the one that got away.</b>

392
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,035
{\an7}<b>- Daddy's going blonde today.</b>

393
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,036
{\an8}<b>- Side shield.</b>

394
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,404
{\an8}<b>- The chances of us</b>

395
00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:19,374
{\an8}<b>messing up Mike's hair are
pretty damn high.</b>

396
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,477
{\an8}<b>- Who is that?</b>

397
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:23,945
{\an8}<b>- Mike just sent me
a weird photo.</b>

398
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,215
{\an8}<b>- Of?
- Angelina and this random guy.</b>

399
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:29,650
{\an8}<b>- Angeliners is actually
in México</b>

400
00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,452
{\an8}<b>living la vida locas.</b>

401
00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,521
{\an8}<b>- [gasps]
His hand is on her butt.</b>

402
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:34,932
{\an8}<b>- There's a lot of story
you don't know.</b>

403
00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:35,957
{\an8}<b>- I want you to be real.</b>

404
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,059
{\an8}<b>- But please...</b>

405
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:41,062
{\an8}<b>you need to keep
this in my home.</b>

406
00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:47,535
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Yeah ♪</i></b>

407
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,603
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Oh ♪</i></b>

408
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,238
{\an8}<b>- Hey, mister.</b>

409
00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:52,373
{\an8}<b>- Ma, what do you
think of the hair?</b>

410
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,508
{\an8}<b>- I think it's different.</b>

411
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,685
{\an8}<b>- The whole family's blonde now.</b>

412
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:55,643
{\an8}<b>- Yes.</b>

413
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,078
{\an8}<b>- New hair.
Who dis?</b>

414
00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:59,080
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I feel like a new man.</i></b>

415
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,249
{\an8}<b>[tape warbling]</b>

416
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:05,119
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Two weeks ago, I hopped</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>on a plane to Mexico ♪</i></b>

417
00:13:05,186 --> 00:13:07,322
<b></b><b><i>♪ Flew to the desert</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to rap a show ♪</i></b>

418
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,899
<b>♪ 'Cause they love my flow ♪
</b><b><i>[phone line trilling]</i></b>

419
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,692
<b></b><b><i>♪ From coast to coast,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>you already know ♪</i></b>

420
00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,069
<b>- I'm on my way
to Mike's right now.</b>

421
00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:13,704
<b>Did you get all the stuff?
- I got the goods.</b>

422
00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:15,697
<b>I got everything you...
You told me to get.</b>

423
00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:16,931
{\an1}<b>- This is gonna be so crazy.</b>

424
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:18,132
{\an7}<b>So Mike doesn't change much.</b>

425
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,679
{\an8}<b>He doesn't change
his appearance much.</b>

426
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,078
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>He doesn't grow a beard,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>he doesn't grow a mustache.</i></b>

427
00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,604
{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>His hair is always the same,</i></b>

428
00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:24,239
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>so we're finally</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>going to change it</i></b>

429
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,540
{\an8}<b>and make it blonde.</b>

430
00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:27,275
<b>- What the hell are
we doing about Lauren?</b>

431
00:13:27,342 --> 00:13:28,619
<b>- Lauren is going
to go pick up Nikki.</b>

432
00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:29,887
<b>They're going to have
a little girl's day.</b>

433
00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:31,212
<b>- How are you?
- Good.</b>

434
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,581
<b>[both chuckling]</b>

435
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,583
<b>- This is my first baby baptism.</b>

436
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:36,951
<b>- Oh, my God, really?</b>

437
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:38,362
<b>- I heard it's a whole, like,
church thing.</b>

438
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,688
<b>- Yeah, and then
we take pictures.</b>

439
00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:42,557
<b>I just want everything
to go perfect.</b>

440
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,359
{\an1}<b>- Daddy's going blonde today.</b>

441
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:45,703
<b>- Put this eye shield
on there, man.</b>

442
00:13:45,727 --> 00:13:48,630
{\an8}<b>- The chances of us
messing up Mike's hair</b>

443
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:50,431
{\an8}<b>are pretty damn high.</b>

444
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,510
<b></b><b><i>I kind of feel like I'm</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>in "Breaking Bad" right now</i></b>

445
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:53,768
<b>cooking up some meth.</b>

446
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:55,804
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic music]</i></b>

447
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,772
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

448
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,441
<b>- To what extent am I
supposed to feel the tingle?</b>

449
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,143
<b>- When I get a tingle,
I call my doctor.</b>

450
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,912
<b>- [laughs] I want to
set a timer right now.</b>

451
00:14:04,045 --> 00:14:05,613
<b>25 minutes.
- Copy, sir.</b>

452
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,617
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

453
00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,028
<b>Wow.
- Oh, damn.</b>

454
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:13,054
<b>- That looks good.
- You look like Slim Shady.</b>

455
00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:14,689
<b>- More like Thick Shady.
[Pauly laughs]</b>

456
00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:17,392
<b></b><b><i>Mike looks like a fat,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>old Eminem.</i></b>

457
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:21,462
<b>Like a weird, like, villain
from a futuristic movie.</b>

458
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,864
<b></b><b><i>[evil laughter]</i></b>

459
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,041
<b>I don't want to even know</b>

460
00:14:24,065 --> 00:14:25,400
<b>how Lauren's gonna react
to this.</b>

461
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,235
<b>- She told me not
to do it, but...</b>

462
00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:28,703
{\an1}<b>- She told you not to do it?</b>

463
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,872
<b>- But she doesn't know
what it's going to look like.</b>

464
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:33,775
<b>- Mike, but you didn't tell
us she told you not to do it.</b>

465
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:34,843
<b>- Yeah.</b>

466
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,311
<b>She just pulled up.
- [gasps]</b>

467
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,788
<b>- Yo, I got to get the
[bleep] out of here.</b>

468
00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:39,881
<b>- Honey?
Hi, Moser.</b>

469
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,349
<b>- Lauren!
- [indistinct]</b>

470
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:44,152
<b>Who is that?
- See you later, bro.</b>

471
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,387
<b>- Mike, I'll talk to you.
- Take it easy, guys.</b>

472
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:47,388
<b>Yeah?</b>

473
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:50,024
<b>- What happened?</b>

474
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:53,561
{\an7}<b>Mike, you need to get in here.</b>

475
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:57,098
{\an8}<b>We have to start pictures ASAP,
and I know you're not ready.</b>

476
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,700
{\an1}<b>- To honor my son's baptism,</b>

477
00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:01,302
<b>my wife is wearing
the same dress</b>

478
00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:02,871
<b></b><b><i>that she wore</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>during our wedding,</i></b>

479
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:05,039
<b><i>and I'm wearing the same tuxedo</i></b>

480
00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:07,017
<b></b><b><i>that I also wore as well.</i></b>

481
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,110
<b>- Mike?
Where is Mike?</b>

482
00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:11,579
<b>Does anyone know
where my husband is?</b>

483
00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,214
<b>- All right.</b>

484
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:16,718
{\an8}<b>- But we have no photos</b>

485
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,553
<b>of, like, this,
which is what I want.</b>

486
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,955
<b>- My wife really wanted
to pull out all the stops</b>

487
00:15:21,055 --> 00:15:22,257
<b>for Romeo's occasion.</b>

488
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,163
<b>- Higher, honey, high.
- I can't with my shirt.</b>

489
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:25,293
<b>- [bleep]</b>

490
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,629
<b>- I'm really getting
Soprano vibes.</b>

491
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:28,630
<b>- [bleep].</b>

492
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,532
<b>- My wife, Carmela Soprano.</b>

493
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:31,599
<b>What is this?</b>

494
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,600
<b>- Just bring it.</b>

495
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,968
<b>Put all of this in my bag.</b>

496
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,737
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic music]</i></b>

497
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,715
<b>It's his boots and stuff,
things that he's accomplished.</b>

498
00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:38,783
<b>- Thanks for the answer.
Okay.</b>

499
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,917
<b>- Make sure my phone's in there.</b>

500
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,543
<b>- You turned into Carmela today.</b>

501
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,087
<b>- We gotta go.
- Should I keep my hands up?</b>

502
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,245
<b>- No!</b>

503
00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:45,847
<b>- You know,
that's just who she is.</b>

504
00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:48,750
<b></b><b><i>[gospel music]</i></b>

505
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:55,857
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

506
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:59,127
<b>- Take that.
Take that.</b>

507
00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:00,471
<b>Honey, can you just get him out?</b>

508
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:01,696
<b>We got to go inside.</b>

509
00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:02,840
<b>- They ain't starting
without us, honey.</b>

510
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,041
<b>- Mike, it starts
in two minutes.</b>

511
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,066
<b>- Calm down, Carmela.</b>

512
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,634
<b>- All right, come on.
Hurry.</b>

513
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,236
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

514
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:10,572
<b></b><b><i>- This is one of the biggest</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>occasions we ever done.</i></b>

515
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:14,042
<b>This is actually a baptism
that looks like a wedding.</b>

516
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:17,045
<b></b><b><i>[Pachelbel's "Canon in D"]</i></b>

517
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:20,915
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

518
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,317
<b>[Vinny chuckles]</b>

519
00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:23,694
<b></b><b><i>- I don't know</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>if I'm at Romeo's baptism</i></b>

520
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,721
<b>or Mike and Lauren are
getting married again.</b>

521
00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:28,857
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>Based on their outfits, like,</i></b>

522
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,459
<b>they're getting ready
for a prom, a wedding.</b>

523
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,037
<b></b><b><i>They're extra AF.</i></b>

524
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:35,563
<b>- Dear parents and godparents,
your family</b>

525
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:39,801
<b>has experienced great joy
at the birth of your child.</b>

526
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,137
<b>Today, this joy has
brought you to this church.</b>

527
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,371
<b>[Uncle Nino snoring]</b>

528
00:16:43,438 --> 00:16:45,473
<b>In asking for baptism
for your child,</b>

529
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,242
<b>you are undertaking
the responsibility</b>

530
00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:50,011
{\an1}<b>of raising him in the faith.</b>

531
00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:51,746
<b>Do you understand
this responsibility?</b>

532
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:52,747
<b>- Yes.</b>

533
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:54,649
<b>- So I ask you...</b>

534
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:56,618
<b>do you renounce Satan?</b>

535
00:16:56,684 --> 00:17:00,021
<b>- This reminds me of the scene
in "The Godfather"</b>

536
00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,190
<b></b><b><i>when the priest says,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>"Do you renounce Satan?"</i></b>

537
00:17:02,257 --> 00:17:04,192
<b>- Do you renounce Satan?</b>

538
00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:05,326
<b>- I do.</b>

539
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,362
<b>- And all his works?
Both: I do.</b>

540
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,230
<b>- And all his empty show?</b>

541
00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:10,498
<b>both: I do.</b>

542
00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:12,076
<b>- Do you believe
in the forgiveness of sins?</b>

543
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,168
<b>both: I do.</b>

544
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:14,669
<b>- I love that part.</b>

545
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:15,937
<b>[Uncle Nino snoring]</b>

546
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,581
<b>- To the glory and praise
of God the father,</b>

547
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,408
<b>baptized in Christ,
you are clothed with Christ.</b>

548
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,944
{\an1}<b>all: Hallelujah, Hallelujah.</b>

549
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:27,148
<b>- Congratulations.
[cheers and applause]</b>

550
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:30,351
<b>- It is very special
to see my son get blessified.</b>

551
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,787
<b></b><b><i>It is very important</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>that me and my wife</i></b>

552
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:35,290
<b>lead the way for our son,
his faith,</b>

553
00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:37,125
<b>and the path of integrity.</b>

554
00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:39,494
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>Having the support and love</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>from my friends and family,</i></b>

555
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:40,771
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>it just meant the world to me.</i></b>

556
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,597
{\an1}<b>It's just so amazing right now.</b>

557
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:43,832
<b>- God bless for that.</b>

558
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:47,735
<b>Is it okay?
- No.</b>

559
00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,270
<b>- No? No.
[laughter]</b>

560
00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,007
<b>- Oh, okay.</b>

561
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:54,585
<b>- So He'll forgive him,
He'll forgive him.</b>

562
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:57,011
<b>- To be honest, I don't know
how Uncle Nino gets invited</b>

563
00:17:57,078 --> 00:17:58,012
<b>to all these big events.</b>

564
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,715
<b>- Aw.
- Mwah. Love you.</b>

565
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:02,016
<b></b><b><i>- I never invite him.</i></b>

566
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,118
<b>I actually tell people
not to invite him.</b>

567
00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:05,429
<b>- I'm looking
for my nephew, Vinny.</b>

568
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:06,688
<b></b><b><i>- But it's their choice.</i></b>

569
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,723
<b>If you want to babysit
Uncle Nino, be my guest.</b>

570
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,058
<b>- Where is Vinny?</b>

571
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,302
<b>How do I get
to the Butcher Block from here?</b>

572
00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:12,603
<b>I need a ride.
- Oh, Uncle, come on.</b>

573
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:14,062
<b>- Let's go.
We're late.</b>

574
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,306
<b>We'll meet you down there.
- We'll meet you down there.</b>

575
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,498
<b>Come on.
- You can't take me?</b>

576
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:17,899
<b>- Where is Vinny?
- Come on.</b>

577
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,810
<b>- Could you give me a ride?
Could you give me...</b>

578
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,469
<b>Come on, ladies.
Let's go.</b>

579
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:22,637
<b>I'm going, I'm going.</b>

580
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,305
<b>That's my new girlfriend
over here.</b>

581
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:25,372
{\an8}<b>- How did this happen?</b>

582
00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:26,766
{\an8}<b>- I don't, Mike.
- Is this allow...</b>

583
00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:27,909
{\an8}<b>Larry, is this allowed?</b>

584
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,477
<b>- This is my new lady
right here.</b>

585
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,746
<b>- All right.
I guess so. All right.</b>

586
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,518
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ Living, let it in ♪</i></b>

587
00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:37,886
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Switching, switching it up ♪</i></b>

588
00:18:37,953 --> 00:18:39,797
<b>- I feel like I look like
Johnny Bravo right now.</b>

589
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,399
<b>You know that cartoon?
- I don't know who that is.</b>

590
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,225
<b>- Blondes do have more fun.</b>

591
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,126
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

592
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,761
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

593
00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:47,829
<b>- Where's little Romeo?</b>

594
00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:48,830
<b>- It's stunning.</b>

595
00:18:48,897 --> 00:18:50,732
{\an7}<b>Everything looks spectacular.</b>

596
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,735
{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>There's balloons everywhere,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>there's flowers everywhere.</i></b>

597
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:56,571
{\an8}<b>Mike and Lauren are living
their bougie life right now</b>

598
00:18:56,638 --> 00:19:00,008
{\an8}<b>because parties for them tend
to be like mini-weddings.</b>

599
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:02,143
{\an8}<b>- Oh, so cute.
- Cute!</b>

600
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:05,413
{\an8}<b>- Where?
- At the party.</b>

601
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,282
{\an8}<b>- No.
- I swear to God.</b>

602
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:18,002
{\an8}<b>- Yeah, Mike and Laurens
are the definition of extra,</b>

603
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,595
<b></b><b><i>over the top,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>and almost too much.</i></b>

604
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,597
<b>- Blondes have more fun.</b>

605
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:24,299
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

606
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:25,800
<b>- What's up, my guy?</b>

607
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,235
<b>- Pauly!
- What's up?</b>

608
00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:28,637
<b>What are you guys doing?
- Hi.</b>

609
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,740
<b>- Good to see you.
- Oh, my God. [laughs]</b>

610
00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:33,308
<b>- Mike!</b>

611
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,442
<b></b><b><i>Okay, Slim Shady.</i></b>

612
00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:35,877
{\an8}<b>Calm down.</b>

613
00:19:35,944 --> 00:19:36,944
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

614
00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,480
<b>- Hi, godmother.</b>

615
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,048
{\an1}<b>- Holy [bleep], it's Eminem.</b>

616
00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:41,259
{\an1}<b>- This is blonde daddy Sitch.</b>

617
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,517
<b>- Slim Shady!</b>

618
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:44,186
<b>- Blonde daddy Sitch
is in the building.</b>

619
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,453
<b></b><b><i>- I feel so bad.</i></b>

620
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,422
<b>I think Mike's
going through a midlife.</b>

621
00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:48,924
<b>- Blondes have more fun,
I guess.</b>

622
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,125
<b></b><b><i>- Like, here it is.</i></b>

623
00:19:50,192 --> 00:19:51,326
<b>We're there.</b>

624
00:19:51,426 --> 00:19:53,295
<b>- I told the wife
if we got out of the NICU</b>

625
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:54,663
<b>and the baby was blonde,</b>

626
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:57,032
<b>I would join the family,
Mosey and Lauren,</b>

627
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,433
<b>and we'd all
be blondes together.</b>

628
00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:00,035
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

629
00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,070
<b>- Romeo has hair?</b>

630
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,540
<b>- Here we go, here we go.
I'm Vinny's uncle.</b>

631
00:20:05,607 --> 00:20:06,942
<b>All right.</b>

632
00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:08,810
<b>- Uncle Nino!
[laughs]</b>

633
00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:11,079
<b>- Hi!
[mumbles indistinctly]</b>

634
00:20:11,146 --> 00:20:12,480
<b>Mwah.
I love you.</b>

635
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:13,715
{\an8}<b>- Oh, there's your nephew.</b>

636
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:15,984
{\an8}<b>- Oh, it was a mistake.
Sorry.</b>

637
00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:17,485
{\an8}<b>- I wasn't sure.</b>

638
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:19,463
{\an8}<b>- I always am looking over
my shoulder for Uncle Nino.</b>

639
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,323
{\an1}<b>- You want to [bleep] with me?</b>

640
00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:22,924
<b>- What the hell?</b>

641
00:20:22,991 --> 00:20:26,061
<b>He's gonna pop up at all times
when I want him to the least.</b>

642
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:27,529
<b>- I love you!</b>

643
00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:30,198
<b>- I've been waiting
for this steak for five days.</b>

644
00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:33,635
<b></b><b><i>So one thing Mike goes all out</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>on any day of the week</i></b>

645
00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:34,870
<b>is a good feast.</b>

646
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:37,105
<b>Oh, my God, there's another one.</b>

647
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:38,707
<b>- Ooh.</b>

648
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,818
{\an1}<b>Mike never spares any expense
when it comes to a nice meal,</b>

649
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:41,919
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>so this is going to be great.</i></b>

650
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,745
<b>- Extra oysters, anybody?</b>

651
00:20:43,812 --> 00:20:45,847
<b>- He had platters
on platters on platters,</b>

652
00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:48,116
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>meats and cheeses and wines.</i></b>

653
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:49,718
<b>And it's exquisite.</b>

654
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:50,785
<b>- Yummy.</b>

655
00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,396
<b>We should baptize
Romeo more often.</b>

656
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,722
<b>- I know.
[laughter]</b>

657
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:56,558
<b></b><b><i>- Mike even has</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>a full-blown wedding cake,</i></b>

658
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,726
<b></b><b><i>dessert spread.</i></b>

659
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,127
<b></b><b><i>It's just ridiculous.</i></b>

660
00:20:59,194 --> 00:21:00,404
<b></b><b><i>Lauren literally had</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>her wedding planner</i></b>

661
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,097
<b></b><b><i>plan the baptism.</i></b>

662
00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:05,233
{\an8}<b>In my family, we used to just,
like, go to my aunt's house.</b>

663
00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,705
{\an8}<b>- Lauren literally
is in a wedding gown,</b>

664
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:12,073
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>and Mike is in a tux.</i></b>

665
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,209
{\an8}<b>And I'm wearing [bleep]
leggings and a tank top.</b>

666
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,112
{\an8}<b>Have you heard from Angelina?
- No.</b>

667
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:21,783
{\an8}<b>- [laughs]</b>

668
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:26,788
<b>- Dramer.
Talk about dramer.</b>

669
00:21:26,855 --> 00:21:27,889
<b>- All right.</b>

670
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:29,116
<b>[clicks glass]
Uh, well, guys.</b>

671
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,593
<b>- Aw.
- Blondie!</b>

672
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,529
<b>- Thank you guys so much
for celebrating this moment</b>

673
00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:36,198
<b>and this milestone
with our family.</b>

674
00:21:36,264 --> 00:21:37,866
<b>- Blondie!
- Yes, yes, yes.</b>

675
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,067
<b>- I love you, Blondie.</b>

676
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:41,303
<b>- Apparently,
blondes do have more fun.</b>

677
00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,472
<b>- Mike can now add another
quote to his repertoire.</b>

678
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:45,907
{\an8}<b>- Blondes do have more fun.</b>

679
00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:47,542
{\an8}<b>Blondes have more fun.</b>

680
00:21:47,609 --> 00:21:48,786
{\an7}<b>Blondes have more fun, I guess.</b>

681
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:50,478
{\an7}<b>Listen, blondes have more fun.</b>

682
00:21:50,545 --> 00:21:52,214
{\an8}<b>Obviously,
blondes have more fun.</b>

683
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,882
{\an8}<b>Listen,
blondes do have more fun.</b>

684
00:21:53,949 --> 00:21:55,450
{\an8}<b>Blondes have more fun.</b>

685
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,118
{\an8}<b>And blondes have more fun.</b>

686
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,453
{\an1}<b>- I'm actually happy about it,</b>

687
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,764
<b>'cause Mike was
saying the same five quotes</b>

688
00:21:59,788 --> 00:22:00,889
<b>over and over again.</b>

689
00:22:00,956 --> 00:22:02,891
<b>- And to family, cheers.
I love you guys.</b>

690
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,026
<b>- Cheers.
We love you.</b>

691
00:22:05,093 --> 00:22:06,653
<b>[cheers and applause]
- God bless Romeo.</b>

692
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:13,768
<b>- Oh, my God!</b>

693
00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:16,204
<b>- Hello, my ladies.
Just checking.</b>

694
00:22:16,271 --> 00:22:17,572
<b>- Hi.</b>

695
00:22:17,639 --> 00:22:19,674
<b>- Uncle Nino was in the car
with your parents.</b>

696
00:22:19,741 --> 00:22:21,042
<b>- Oh, he was?
- Yeah.</b>

697
00:22:21,109 --> 00:22:22,777
<b>He had a couple dates
on his hand.</b>

698
00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:25,447
<b>He had your great-grandma
on his hand.</b>

699
00:22:26,815 --> 00:22:28,426
<b>- And my great aunt.
- Yeah.</b>

700
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,118
<b>- Oh,
he loves a good great aunt.</b>

701
00:22:30,185 --> 00:22:32,687
<b></b><b><i>[R&B music]</i></b>

702
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,629
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

703
00:22:40,696 --> 00:22:42,231
<b>- I'm back, bitches.</b>

704
00:22:42,297 --> 00:22:43,599
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

705
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,067
<b>Home, sweet home.</b>

706
00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:46,802
{\an1}<b>How I've missed you so much.</b>

707
00:22:46,869 --> 00:22:47,903
<b>Hello?</b>

708
00:22:48,937 --> 00:22:50,439
<b>Oh, [bleep].</b>

709
00:22:50,506 --> 00:22:51,874
<b>Thanks for helping me.</b>

710
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:53,275
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>I had a lot of fun in Spain.</i></b>

711
00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:55,377
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>I met so many great people,</i></b>

712
00:22:55,444 --> 00:22:56,588
{\an8}<b>and it was, like,
a [bleep] fun time. Like...</b>

713
00:22:56,612 --> 00:22:57,780
{\an8}<b>Chris?</b>

714
00:22:57,846 --> 00:22:58,990
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I really didn't</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>have communication</i></b>

715
00:22:59,014 --> 00:22:59,948
{\an8}<b>with Chris too much.</b>

716
00:23:00,015 --> 00:23:01,015
<b>Hello?</b>

717
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:01,950
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>[bleep] is not good right now.</i></b>

718
00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:03,152
<b>Hello?</b>

719
00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:04,820
<b>And of course,
he's nowhere to be found.</b>

720
00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:07,690
<b></b><b><i>This is the perfect, like,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>representation of, like,</i></b>

721
00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:12,094
<b>how our relationship
is as a whole, so.</b>

722
00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:14,163
{\an1}<b>Merry [bleep] Christmas to me.</b>

723
00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:17,299
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[soft upbeat music]</i></b>

724
00:23:17,366 --> 00:23:19,902
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Merry Christmas,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>ya filthy animal.</i></b>

725
00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:24,907
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Santa Claus, yeah, yeah,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>oh, oh ♪</i></b>

726
00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:27,910
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Santa Claus, yeah, yeah,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>oh, oh ♪</i></b>

727
00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:30,646
{\an8}<b>- What is it?
- Whoa!</b>

728
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,548
{\an8}<b>- Got a second octopus!</b>

729
00:23:32,614 --> 00:23:34,249
{\an8}<b>- Yay!</b>

730
00:23:34,316 --> 00:23:36,852
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Sing Christmas carols,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>full of joy ♪</i></b>

731
00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:38,854
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- I love Christmas</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>this time of year.</i></b>

732
00:23:38,921 --> 00:23:42,057
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ [singing in Spanish] ♪</i></b>

733
00:23:42,124 --> 00:23:43,692
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i></b>

734
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,995
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Happy first Christmas.</i></b>

735
00:23:46,061 --> 00:23:48,797
{\an8}<b>- Wow, Romeo.</b>

736
00:23:48,864 --> 00:23:52,101
{\an8}<b>Good boy.
Yeah.</b>

737
00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:55,213
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ But it don't</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>feel good at all ♪</i></b>

738
00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:58,841
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

739
00:23:58,907 --> 00:24:00,109
{\an8}<b>- Hey.</b>

740
00:24:00,242 --> 00:24:01,377
{\an8}<b>- How's it going?</b>

741
00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:03,045
{\an8}<b>- Good.</b>

742
00:24:03,112 --> 00:24:04,389
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>I swear I would have been</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>alone for Christmas this year</i></b>

743
00:24:04,413 --> 00:24:05,547
{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>if it wasn't for my sister.</i></b>

744
00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:06,949
{\an8}<b>Thank God for her.</b>

745
00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:09,227
<b>I love my sister to death.
Like, she's my family.</b>

746
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,353
<b>I have a lot to catch her up on.</b>

747
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,988
<b>Cannolis.</b>

748
00:24:13,055 --> 00:24:14,456
<b>- So how are you and Chris?</b>

749
00:24:14,523 --> 00:24:15,924
<b>- In Florida,</b>

750
00:24:15,991 --> 00:24:18,127
<b>I thought things were
taking a turn for the better.</b>

751
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:20,262
<b>- Angelina, do you want to come?</b>

752
00:24:20,295 --> 00:24:21,697
<b>- Come on.</b>

753
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,499
<b>- Oh, my God,
are you guys having sex?</b>

754
00:24:23,565 --> 00:24:27,269
<b>- Oh, [bleep].
Oh, my God!</b>

755
00:24:27,336 --> 00:24:29,071
<b>- And then
before I went to Spain,</b>

756
00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:31,874
<b>we got into a fight on our
two-year wedding anniversary.</b>

757
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,375
<b>- Oh.</b>

758
00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:35,253
<b>- And he said, "I hope you die
in a plane crash."</b>

759
00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:36,745
<b>- Wow.</b>

760
00:24:36,812 --> 00:24:38,447
<b></b><b><i>- Internally, I died,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>like, inside.</i></b>

761
00:24:38,514 --> 00:24:40,749
<b></b><b><i>This [bleep] person that's</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>like literally cancer...</i></b>

762
00:24:40,816 --> 00:24:42,117
<b>like, how do I say this?</b>

763
00:24:42,217 --> 00:24:44,319
<b>I have so many texts
in my phone that, like,</b>

764
00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:46,655
<b>people would be [bleep]...
They would be like,</b>

765
00:24:46,722 --> 00:24:48,667
<b>"What the [bleep] did
you stay with this guy for?"</b>

766
00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:50,259
<b>Like, just growing
up as kids, like,</b>

767
00:24:50,326 --> 00:24:52,027
<b>we seen it was okay
to deal with a man</b>

768
00:24:52,094 --> 00:24:53,405
<b>that treats us like that.
- Right.</b>

769
00:24:53,429 --> 00:24:54,839
<b>- I mean, I don't know
how many times I would</b>

770
00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:57,232
{\an1}<b>see Daddy screaming at Mommy.</b>

771
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,600
<b>- A lot of instability.</b>

772
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,070
<b>- Yes, it's been instability
since we were born.</b>

773
00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:02,071
<b>- I know.</b>

774
00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:03,872
<b></b><b><i>[downbeat music]</i></b>

775
00:25:03,939 --> 00:25:08,243
<b>- He reminds me of my father
in a lot of ways.</b>

776
00:25:08,277 --> 00:25:10,579
<b></b><b><i>Chris abandoned me</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>the first time around,</i></b>

777
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,247
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>and that reminds me my father.</i></b>

778
00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:16,018
{\an1}<b>I've had a lot of abandonment
in my life, and I feel like...</b>

779
00:25:16,085 --> 00:25:17,252
<b>left for two months.</b>

780
00:25:17,286 --> 00:25:18,654
<b>That's, like,
a big thing for me,</b>

781
00:25:18,721 --> 00:25:20,231
<b>especially because of my father.</b>

782
00:25:20,255 --> 00:25:21,623
{\an1}<b>Nobody deserves that [bleep].</b>

783
00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,234
<b>- Well, your earliest
examples that</b>

784
00:25:23,258 --> 00:25:25,861
{\an1}<b>are supposed to pave the way
for you showed you one thing,</b>

785
00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:26,996
<b>and it gets hard wired.</b>

786
00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:28,340
<b>And now you apply it
as an adult,</b>

787
00:25:28,364 --> 00:25:31,242
<b>but only you can say that
you don't want that.</b>

788
00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:33,244
<b>And it's a hard thing to break,
and you can do it.</b>

789
00:25:33,268 --> 00:25:34,603
<b>But I understand how hard it is.</b>

790
00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:36,905
<b></b><b><i>- Last year,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I filed for divorce,</i></b>

791
00:25:36,972 --> 00:25:39,375
{\an1}<b>and I knew what I had to do.</b>

792
00:25:39,441 --> 00:25:40,909
<b>But I didn't do it.</b>

793
00:25:40,976 --> 00:25:43,912
<b>I've been feeling alone in
this marriage for a long time,</b>

794
00:25:43,979 --> 00:25:45,681
<b>but I didn't want
to throw in the towel.</b>

795
00:25:45,748 --> 00:25:47,025
<b></b><b><i>I thought things were</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>gonna change,</i></b>

796
00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,317
<b>and they didn't change.</b>

797
00:25:48,384 --> 00:25:49,985
<b>They actually got worse.</b>

798
00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:52,388
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>I got to step up for myself.</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I'm ready for this divorce.</i></b>

799
00:25:52,454 --> 00:25:54,690
<b>[sniffles]</b>

800
00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:56,125
<b>- I mean,
the new year is coming.</b>

801
00:25:56,225 --> 00:25:58,093
<b>Maybe you have,
like, a fresh start.</b>

802
00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,828
<b>What are you going
to do for New Year's?</b>

803
00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:02,731
<b>- Well, I was asked
by a few people,</b>

804
00:26:02,798 --> 00:26:06,635
{\an1}<b>one in particular, to Mexico.</b>

805
00:26:06,702 --> 00:26:07,836
<b>- For New Year's?
Mexico?</b>

806
00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,638
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

807
00:26:09,705 --> 00:26:12,775
<b>Who... who is the individual
that asked you?</b>

808
00:26:12,841 --> 00:26:13,976
<b>- Um.</b>

809
00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:15,511
<b>- Who are you going
to Mexico with?</b>

810
00:26:15,577 --> 00:26:17,279
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

811
00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,648
<b>Who?
- [stutters]</b>

812
00:26:19,715 --> 00:26:22,151
<b>You know who I'm talking about?
- No.</b>

813
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:23,385
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

814
00:26:23,452 --> 00:26:24,553
{\an8}<b>- What the hell?</b>

815
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:27,022
{\an8}<b>- Doesn't that say Cancun?
- Wow.</b>

816
00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:29,658
{\an8}<b>- What is she, stupid,
sending these pictures to Mike?</b>

817
00:26:29,725 --> 00:26:30,993
{\an8}<b>- What the hell?</b>

818
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:34,296
{\an8}<b>- [gasps] Who is that?</b>

819
00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:35,998
{\an8}<b>- Babe!</b>

820
00:26:36,065 --> 00:26:38,067
{\an8}<b>- That is not Chris.</b>

821
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,760
{\an8}<b>- There's a lot of story
you don't know.</b>

822
00:26:43,772 --> 00:26:46,975
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ [singing in Spanish] ♪</i></b>

823
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:48,544
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Who are you going</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to Mexico with?</i></b>

824
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:50,779
<b>- There was a lot that went on
on the show...</b>

825
00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:51,846
<b>- Yes.
- In Spain...</b>

826
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,182
<b>- Uh-huh.</b>

827
00:26:53,248 --> 00:26:56,351
<b>- That you don't really
know about right now.</b>

828
00:26:56,418 --> 00:26:58,387
<b>- Okay.
- Oh, [bleep].</b>

829
00:26:58,454 --> 00:27:00,556
<b>So there was a lot of
other people in the house,</b>

830
00:27:00,622 --> 00:27:01,857
<b>and everyone's hooking up</b>

831
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,560
<b>and everyone's [bleep]
each other like an orgy.</b>

832
00:27:04,626 --> 00:27:05,894
<b>- Oh, wow.</b>

833
00:27:05,961 --> 00:27:06,829
<b>- Not with me,
but you know what I'm saying.</b>

834
00:27:06,895 --> 00:27:08,197
<b>- That's good.</b>

835
00:27:08,263 --> 00:27:09,641
<b>- And I'm the only [bleep]
one that's married.</b>

836
00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:10,899
<b>- Wow.</b>

837
00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:13,135
<b>- So now this one guy, Luis,
he's from Mexico.</b>

838
00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:14,202
<b>- Mm-hmm.</b>

839
00:27:14,236 --> 00:27:15,137
<b>- And he started
calling me amore.</b>

840
00:27:15,204 --> 00:27:16,605
<b>- Oh, boy.</b>

841
00:27:16,672 --> 00:27:17,916
<b>- Like, and then he started
speaking Spanish to me.</b>

842
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,017
<b>- Even though you
don't understand it?</b>

843
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,243
<b>- Yeah, and, like,
he's attractive,</b>

844
00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:23,445
<b>he speaks Spanish, chiseled abs.</b>

845
00:27:23,512 --> 00:27:25,380
<b>You know, literally,
you could lick his...</b>

846
00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:26,648
<b>I didn't do it.
- That's good.</b>

847
00:27:26,715 --> 00:27:28,517
<b>- But like, you know?
- Yeah, yeah.</b>

848
00:27:28,584 --> 00:27:30,085
<b>- He's hot.
- Uh-huh.</b>

849
00:27:30,152 --> 00:27:33,122
{\an8}<b>- Luis is... is a guy that gave
me some attention in Spain.</b>

850
00:27:33,188 --> 00:27:34,566
<b><i>He would say, "You're beautiful.</i></b>

851
00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:37,893
<b>Wow, Angelina,
you look so pretty tonight."</b>

852
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,130
<b></b><b><i>I felt like a woman again,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>and I was, like, shocked.</i></b>

853
00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:42,498
<b>I still am shocked,</b>

854
00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:44,399
<b>because I haven't had that
in a long time.</b>

855
00:27:44,466 --> 00:27:46,034
<b>- You went there
and you weren't on a...</b>

856
00:27:46,101 --> 00:27:47,336
<b>in a good place with Chris.</b>

857
00:27:47,402 --> 00:27:48,947
<b>- Right now,
we're not even talking really.</b>

858
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,339
<b>- Right.
Is there a relationship?</b>

859
00:27:50,406 --> 00:27:53,776
<b>- And honestly, anybody that's
anybody that literally...</b>

860
00:27:53,842 --> 00:27:58,647
<b>if they ever heard that me and
my husband have not had sex...</b>

861
00:27:58,714 --> 00:28:01,550
<b>- How many times did you, like,
have sex in the marriage?</b>

862
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:02,785
<b>- Once.</b>

863
00:28:02,851 --> 00:28:04,153
<b></b><b><i>[ominous music]</i></b>

864
00:28:04,219 --> 00:28:05,630
<b>- Oh, Ang, I don't even
know what to say to that.</b>

865
00:28:05,654 --> 00:28:07,365
<b>- Maybe there was one time
that I'm forgetting,</b>

866
00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:08,524
<b>but probably not.</b>

867
00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,559
<b>I'm not getting intimacy
from my husband.</b>

868
00:28:10,659 --> 00:28:12,694
<b>I would be butt-ass naked,
Alyssa,</b>

869
00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:13,938
{\an1}<b>and he wouldn't give a [bleep].</b>

870
00:28:13,962 --> 00:28:15,397
<b>He wouldn't even look
at my body.</b>

871
00:28:15,464 --> 00:28:16,875
<b>Listen, I don't need a
whole bunch of attention,</b>

872
00:28:16,899 --> 00:28:18,219
<b>but just give me something,
Chris.</b>

873
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,969
<b>Give me something, please.
Nothing.</b>

874
00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:23,872
<b>And I'm sorry,
but I can't do this anymore.</b>

875
00:28:23,939 --> 00:28:25,407
<b>- Is that why
you're going to Mexico?</b>

876
00:28:25,474 --> 00:28:27,976
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic music]</i></b>

877
00:28:28,677 --> 00:28:29,845
<b>- But I... but I don't know.</b>

878
00:28:29,912 --> 00:28:32,481
<b>I don't... listen,
I'm not going to like... like...</b>

879
00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:34,450
<b>- Do you think this is
a really great idea?</b>

880
00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:36,318
<b></b><b><i>[soft dramatic music]</i></b>

881
00:28:36,385 --> 00:28:37,686
<b>- I mean...</b>

882
00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:39,097
<b>- What good do you think
is going to come of it?</b>

883
00:28:39,121 --> 00:28:41,223
<b>- Nothing good is going
to come of any of this.</b>

884
00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,625
<b>- So it sounds like maybe
it might not be a good idea.</b>

885
00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:46,662
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ Way too many voices</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>in my head now ♪</i></b>

886
00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:48,997
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>♪ So I don't hear anybody ♪</i></b>

887
00:28:49,064 --> 00:28:50,365
<b></b><b><i>♪ Yeah ♪</i></b>

888
00:28:50,432 --> 00:28:51,609
<b>- Everyone can say
what they want,</b>

889
00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:52,801
<b>especially my husband.</b>

890
00:28:52,868 --> 00:28:54,479
<b>He can be the boy who
cries wolf to everybody,</b>

891
00:28:54,503 --> 00:28:56,105
<b></b><b><i>but at the end of the day,</i></b>

892
00:28:56,171 --> 00:28:57,849
<b></b><b><i>nobody knows what's really</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>going on behind closed doors.</i></b>

893
00:28:57,873 --> 00:28:59,742
<b>- So you're probably
gonna go anyway?</b>

894
00:28:59,808 --> 00:29:02,644
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

895
00:29:02,678 --> 00:29:04,079
<b>- Do you know who I am?</b>

896
00:29:04,146 --> 00:29:06,248
{\an1}<b>I went to Spain for clarity.</b>

897
00:29:06,315 --> 00:29:08,784
<b>I feel like in some ways,
I got it.</b>

898
00:29:08,851 --> 00:29:10,452
{\an1}<b>In some ways, I didn't get it.</b>

899
00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:13,021
<b>Um...</b>

900
00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:14,656
{\an1}<b>that's why I'm going to Mexico.</b>

901
00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:17,192
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ I just need peace</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>and a little bit of space ♪</i></b>

902
00:29:17,259 --> 00:29:18,660
<b></b><b><i>♪ Running from the pain ♪</i></b>

903
00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:20,295
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>♪ I'm so tired of the chase ♪</i></b>

904
00:29:20,362 --> 00:29:22,564
<b></b><b><i>♪ I just want change ♪</i></b>

905
00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:23,999
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

906
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,902
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[energetic rock cover</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>of "Auld Lang Syne"]</i></b>

907
00:29:26,969 --> 00:29:33,876
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

908
00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:40,182
<b></b><b><i>[feedback screeching]</i></b>

909
00:29:40,516 --> 00:29:41,850
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[soft upbeat music]</i></b>

910
00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,152
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- Happy new year.</i></b>

911
00:29:43,218 --> 00:29:44,653
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

912
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,257
<b>- Daddy's going upstairs
to watch a movie with Mommy.</b>

913
00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:50,692
<b>- Hi, Moser.</b>

914
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,027
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Happy, happy new year ♪</i></b>

915
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:54,096
<b>- What the hell?
</b><b><i>[music slows down and stops]</i></b>

916
00:29:54,163 --> 00:29:56,932
{\an1}<b>Mm, I don't know about this.</b>

917
00:29:56,999 --> 00:30:01,336
{\an8}<b>Right now, Angeliners
is sending the Investigation</b>

918
00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:04,807
<b></b><b><i>photos of</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>her with another man in Spain.</i></b>

919
00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:06,742
<b></b><b><i>I didn't know that</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>the show was still filming.</i></b>

920
00:30:06,809 --> 00:30:08,544
<b>Yo, something is up.</b>

921
00:30:08,644 --> 00:30:10,345
{\an8}<b>I'm gonna have to send
this to the squad.</b>

922
00:30:10,412 --> 00:30:11,513
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[notification chimes]</i></b>

923
00:30:11,647 --> 00:30:13,048
{\an8}<b>- Mike just sent me
a weird photo.</b>

924
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:16,518
{\an8}<b>- Of?
- Angelina and this random guy.</b>

925
00:30:16,652 --> 00:30:19,521
{\an8}<b>She said she was, like, talking
to someone from the new show.</b>

926
00:30:19,655 --> 00:30:20,999
{\an8}<b>- You know how, like,
I always tell you, like,</b>

927
00:30:21,023 --> 00:30:22,500
{\an8}<b>I don't get, like,
attention from Chris and stuff?</b>

928
00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:26,762
{\an8}<b>Like, I feel like
he doesn't really care?</b>

929
00:30:26,829 --> 00:30:28,997
<b>Out there, like, I was
getting attention from people.</b>

930
00:30:29,064 --> 00:30:30,499
<b></b><b><i>- When you're married,</i></b>

931
00:30:30,566 --> 00:30:32,010
<b></b><b><i>you're really not supposed</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to be looking like that.</i></b>

932
00:30:32,034 --> 00:30:33,569
<b>- I mean...</b>

933
00:30:33,669 --> 00:30:35,046
<b></b><b><i>- You need to, like, think</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>about what you want to do</i></b>

934
00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:37,139
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>with your marriage, honestly.</i></b>

935
00:30:37,206 --> 00:30:39,341
<b>But they're not in Spain.</b>

936
00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:42,077
<b>Doesn't that say Cancun?</b>

937
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:44,246
<b></b><b><i>- Wow.</i></b>

938
00:30:44,313 --> 00:30:46,591
{\an8}<b>- What is she, stupid,
sending these pictures to Mike?</b>

939
00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:48,183
<b>It says Mandalay Beach.</b>

940
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,852
<b>He said, "Yeah,
she just sent it to me.</b>

941
00:30:49,918 --> 00:30:51,320
{\an1}<b>She keeps sending me photos."</b>

942
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:54,523
<b>Yeah, Mandalay Beach,
club in Cancun, Mexico.</b>

943
00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,725
{\an1}<b>I can prank as good as Pauly,</b>

944
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:59,061
<b>and I can investigate
as good as Mike.</b>

945
00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:01,196
<b>Hey.
</b><b><i>- What up?</i></b>

946
00:31:01,263 --> 00:31:03,198
<b></b><b><i>- Did you investigate</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>that photo?</i></b>

947
00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:04,767
<b></b><b><i>Do you know where she is?</i></b>

948
00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:11,073
<b>- Yeah, well, if you zoom in,
it looks like she's in Cancun.</b>

949
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:14,176
<b></b><b><i>- Oh, my God, so she flew</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>back out somewhere else</i></b>

950
00:31:14,243 --> 00:31:15,644
<b></b><b><i>to be with this dude?</i></b>

951
00:31:15,711 --> 00:31:18,814
<b>I know that when Angelina
came home from Spain,</b>

952
00:31:18,881 --> 00:31:20,516
<b></b><b><i>Chris was gone.</i></b>

953
00:31:20,649 --> 00:31:23,819
<b></b><b><i>It just seems like Angelina</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>and Chris's marriage is over.</i></b>

954
00:31:23,886 --> 00:31:28,223
{\an1}<b>The receipts reveal Angeliners
is actually in México right now</b>

955
00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:30,092
<b>living la vida locas.</b>

956
00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:31,760
<b>- What the hell?</b>

957
00:31:31,827 --> 00:31:33,328
<b>- [gasps]</b>

958
00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:35,264
<b>Who is that?</b>

959
00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:36,799
<b>- Babe!</b>

960
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,834
<b>- That is not Chris.</b>

961
00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:41,203
<b>- [gasps]
His hand's on her butt.</b>

962
00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,414
<b></b><b><i>- Did you see</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>the hand placement?</i></b>

963
00:31:42,438 --> 00:31:44,907
<b>- I did.
- Does Chris know about this?</b>

964
00:31:44,973 --> 00:31:45,974
<b>- I don't [bleep] know.</b>

965
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:47,409
<b>- Ooh.</b>

966
00:31:47,476 --> 00:31:48,911
<b>- New [bleep].
Who dis?</b>

967
00:31:48,977 --> 00:31:50,479
<b>[Mike chuckles]
Wow.</b>

968
00:31:50,612 --> 00:31:51,480
<b>- Wow.
- Wow.</b>

969
00:31:51,613 --> 00:31:52,590
<b>- Oh.</b>

970
00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:53,816
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ Livin' la vida loca ♪</i></b>

971
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:54,817
<b>- This is wild.</b>

972
00:31:54,883 --> 00:31:56,852
<b>Tita, look.</b>

973
00:31:56,919 --> 00:31:59,021
<b>Angelina is cheating
on her husband.</b>

974
00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:00,856
{\an1}<b>- Mike is going to eat that up.</b>

975
00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:02,257
<b>- Looks like me as a boy.</b>

976
00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:03,902
<b></b><b><i>[Ricky Martin's</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>"Livin' La Vida Loca" stops]</i></b>

977
00:32:03,926 --> 00:32:05,070
{\an8}<b>- Deena just texted me and said,</b>

978
00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:06,862
{\an8}<b>"Ang called me
and wants to talk."</b>

979
00:32:06,929 --> 00:32:09,665
{\an7}<b>- Deena's going to Angeliner's.</b>

980
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:12,634
{\an8}<b>- I want you to be real.</b>

981
00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:18,850
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I know I can be reckless ♪</i></b>

982
00:32:18,874 --> 00:32:20,309
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Cross it off my checklist ♪</i></b>

983
00:32:20,376 --> 00:32:22,044
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Got too much game</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to be playing games ♪</i></b>

984
00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:24,180
{\an8}<b>- Where's that picture from?
- Cancun.</b>

985
00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:25,748
{\an8}<b>- So they're by themselves
in Mexico?</b>

986
00:32:25,815 --> 00:32:29,118
{\an8}<b>- There is never a dull day
when there's Angelina gossip.</b>

987
00:32:29,185 --> 00:32:30,486
{\an1}<b>I don't want to jump the gun.</b>

988
00:32:30,553 --> 00:32:33,923
<b>Listen, I jumped the gun
last time with Old Bridge.</b>

989
00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:36,292
<b>There is security footage of you</b>

990
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:38,694
<b>entering some gentleman's house.</b>

991
00:32:38,761 --> 00:32:40,663
<b>You banging a guy
in [bleep] Old Bridge?</b>

992
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,798
<b>- That is not true.
That's not fact.</b>

993
00:32:42,865 --> 00:32:44,066
<b>- I feel bad for Chris.</b>

994
00:32:44,133 --> 00:32:45,377
<b>- He might be there,
and he might</b>

995
00:32:45,401 --> 00:32:46,745
<b>be the one that's taking
the [bleep] picture,</b>

996
00:32:46,769 --> 00:32:47,970
<b>for all I know.</b>

997
00:32:48,037 --> 00:32:52,541
<b>- Well, I just asked
Chris if he's in Mexico.</b>

998
00:32:52,608 --> 00:32:53,943
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic music]</i></b>

999
00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:55,554
<b>- I'm just
staying the [bleep] out of it.</b>

1000
00:32:55,578 --> 00:32:57,913
<b>That's it?
- And if he's not there?</b>

1001
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:01,484
<b>- Well, then that's what
might cause a situation.</b>

1002
00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:02,952
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1003
00:33:03,019 --> 00:33:04,754
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ We in the business,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>we doing the work ♪</i></b>

1004
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,756
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ We go outside,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>then we leaving them hurt ♪</i></b>

1005
00:33:06,822 --> 00:33:08,190
{\an8}<b>- Babe?
- Yeah?</b>

1006
00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:10,693
<b>- I'm going to
Madison Square Garden.</b>

1007
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,571
<b>Do you know how big that is?
- I know. That's epic.</b>

1008
00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:15,164
{\an1}<b>- Coming from the East Coast,
Madison Square Garden is it.</b>

1009
00:33:15,231 --> 00:33:16,766
<b>Like, that's where
you want to DJ.</b>

1010
00:33:16,832 --> 00:33:18,110
<b></b><b><i>Today, I'm going</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to New York City</i></b>

1011
00:33:18,134 --> 00:33:19,368
<b></b><b><i>for the Rangers game.</i></b>

1012
00:33:19,435 --> 00:33:21,203
<b></b><b><i>Madison Square Garden.</i></b>

1013
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:22,870
{\an8}<b>Pauly D at MSG?
It has a nice ring to it.</b>

1014
00:33:22,905 --> 00:33:24,516
<b>I'm gonna hit the group
chat and be like, "It's on.</b>

1015
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,842
<b>Madison Square Garden,
it's ready."</b>

1016
00:33:26,909 --> 00:33:28,210
<b>- Do you have a good luck charm?</b>

1017
00:33:28,277 --> 00:33:29,788
<b>- I'm bringing exactly...
Exactly that.</b>

1018
00:33:29,812 --> 00:33:31,547
<b>Watch this.
- Yeah.</b>

1019
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:32,648
<b>- Bam!
Number one.</b>

1020
00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:33,649
<b>- Period.
DJ Pauly D.</b>

1021
00:33:33,716 --> 00:33:35,151
<b>- They have to win.</b>

1022
00:33:35,217 --> 00:33:37,019
<b>DJ Pauly D takes on
Madison Square Garden,</b>

1023
00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:38,821
<b>New York City
for the New York Rangers game.</b>

1024
00:33:38,888 --> 00:33:40,323
<b>Let's go.</b>

1025
00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:43,592
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Take a picture,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>get a snap, snap, snap ♪</i></b>

1026
00:33:43,659 --> 00:33:45,328
<b>- Yeah!</b>

1027
00:33:45,394 --> 00:33:47,730
{\an1}<b>Someone is doing his cardio.</b>

1028
00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:50,099
<b>Are you a little nut
like your daddy?</b>

1029
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,567
<b>- Moser,</b>

1030
00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:53,969
<b>you're going to stay down here
with the family, okay?</b>

1031
00:33:54,036 --> 00:33:57,139
{\an8}<b>The reason my wife and I
are not going to MSG in NYC</b>

1032
00:33:57,206 --> 00:34:00,109
{\an8}<b>is because Mosey is
limping around the house,</b>

1033
00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:02,044
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>and I'm really starting</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to get worried.</i></b>

1034
00:34:02,111 --> 00:34:04,189
{\an8}<b>So we got to keep an eye out
and see what's happening.</b>

1035
00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:05,715
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1036
00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:07,583
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Had to form a plan</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>if you want to rise ♪</i></b>

1037
00:34:07,616 --> 00:34:09,819
{\an8}<b>- DJ Pauly D,
waiting to catch my flight.</b>

1038
00:34:09,885 --> 00:34:12,355
<b>Madison Square Garden,
I'm coming for you.</b>

1039
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:13,689
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ I'm feeling so alive ♪</i></b>

1040
00:34:13,756 --> 00:34:14,991
<b></b><b><i>♪ Think I've been reborn ♪</i></b>

1041
00:34:15,057 --> 00:34:16,726
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1042
00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:18,995
{\an8}<b>- Big night for Pauly D tonight.</b>

1043
00:34:19,061 --> 00:34:22,965
<b>That's right, I'm taking over
Madison Square Garden.</b>

1044
00:34:23,032 --> 00:34:25,601
<b>Yeah, buddy.
Can't wait.</b>

1045
00:34:25,668 --> 00:34:27,536
<b>New York City.</b>

1046
00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:30,306
<b></b><b><i>[energetic hip-hop music]</i></b>

1047
00:34:30,373 --> 00:34:36,345
<b></b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1048
00:34:36,412 --> 00:34:37,713
<b>- Yo, what up?</b>

1049
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:39,257
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- We got a big night</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>in New York City.</i></b>

1050
00:34:39,281 --> 00:34:41,250
{\an8}<b>- Yo, Madison Square Garden,
kid.</b>

1051
00:34:41,317 --> 00:34:43,352
<b>Bro, I wouldn't miss that
for the world.</b>

1052
00:34:43,419 --> 00:34:44,939
<b></b><b><i>- You know</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I got to give my side piece</i></b>

1053
00:34:44,987 --> 00:34:46,531
<b></b><b><i>some love, too, because</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I've been neglecting you a bit</i></b>

1054
00:34:46,555 --> 00:34:47,966
<b></b><b><i>because I've been</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>with the main piece.</i></b>

1055
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:49,510
<b>- Yeah, well,
you're on tour, you know?</b>

1056
00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:51,403
<b>You hit up all your side pieces
while you're on the road.</b>

1057
00:34:51,427 --> 00:34:52,537
<b></b><b><i>- Yes, sir.</i></b><b>
- All right, cool.</b>

1058
00:34:52,561 --> 00:34:53,429
<b>I'll see you there.
</b><b><i>- Okay.</i></b>

1059
00:34:53,562 --> 00:34:54,430
<b>- All right, bye.</b>

1060
00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:55,431
<b></b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

1061
00:34:55,564 --> 00:34:56,832
{\an8}<b>Come on, Tita.</b>

1062
00:34:56,899 --> 00:34:57,833
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1063
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,969
{\an8}<b>- Nicole, are you down here?</b>

1064
00:35:00,036 --> 00:35:02,471
<b>- I'm in the gym!
- Oh, my God.</b>

1065
00:35:02,571 --> 00:35:04,740
<b>Why are you working out so late?</b>

1066
00:35:04,807 --> 00:35:08,978
<b>- 'Cause I'm a fat whore.
I just ate a block of cheese.</b>

1067
00:35:09,045 --> 00:35:11,047
<b>What are you up to?
- Nothing.</b>

1068
00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:13,258
<b>I had to get out of my house
before I went bat[bleep] crazy.</b>

1069
00:35:13,282 --> 00:35:16,152
<b>- Mm.
- The boys are having fun.</b>

1070
00:35:16,218 --> 00:35:19,822
<b>- How come [bleep]... we just...
We never do anything cool?</b>

1071
00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:21,390
{\an1}<b>- This is cool to me right now.</b>

1072
00:35:21,524 --> 00:35:22,692
<b>- Same.</b>

1073
00:35:22,758 --> 00:35:24,198
<b>- Can you imagine
driving all the way</b>

1074
00:35:24,226 --> 00:35:26,696
<b>to Madison Square Garden
and staying out past 9:00 p.m.?</b>

1075
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:27,697
<b>- Mm-mm.</b>

1076
00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:29,298
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic fanfare]</i></b>

1077
00:35:29,365 --> 00:35:32,868
<b></b><b><i>- Welcome to the world-famous</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>Madison Square Garden.</i></b>

1078
00:35:32,935 --> 00:35:35,514
<b>[audience roaring]</b>

1079
00:35:35,538 --> 00:35:37,106
{\an1}<b> </b><b><i>- Tonight is an amazing night.</i></b>

1080
00:35:37,173 --> 00:35:40,676
{\an8}<b>Pauly is DJing at
Madison Square Garden</b>

1081
00:35:40,743 --> 00:35:42,645
{\an7}<b>at the New York Rangers game.</b>

1082
00:35:42,712 --> 00:35:44,080
<b>Ah, this is the life.</b>

1083
00:35:44,146 --> 00:35:46,849
<b>For anybody that grew up
in New York,</b>

1084
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,885
<b>like, MSG is the mecca.</b>

1085
00:35:49,952 --> 00:35:51,287
<b>Tendies!</b>

1086
00:35:51,354 --> 00:35:56,625
<b></b><b><i>So for Pauly</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to be DJing at my arena,</i></b>

1087
00:35:56,692 --> 00:35:58,928
<b>this is the coolest thing
I've ever seen Pauly do.</b>

1088
00:35:58,995 --> 00:36:02,732
{\an1}<b>I feel like Uncle Nino, just,
like, crashing the open bar.</b>

1089
00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:04,367
<b>- This is exciting.</b>

1090
00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:05,711
<b>- I've never been
to a hockey game.</b>

1091
00:36:05,735 --> 00:36:06,969
<b>- No?
- Nah.</b>

1092
00:36:07,036 --> 00:36:08,313
<b>- Well, you don't know
what you're in for.</b>

1093
00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:09,438
<b>- [laughs]</b>

1094
00:36:09,572 --> 00:36:11,707
<b>- I think we're over here.
- Okay.</b>

1095
00:36:11,774 --> 00:36:13,109
<b>Hello, Vincent.</b>

1096
00:36:13,175 --> 00:36:15,277
<b>- What's up?
- Welcome to New York, [bleep].</b>

1097
00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:16,344
<b>- This is dope.</b>

1098
00:36:16,379 --> 00:36:20,116
<b>Oh, this is lit.
Yo.</b>

1099
00:36:20,182 --> 00:36:22,785
<b>Oh, that's the booth.</b>

1100
00:36:22,852 --> 00:36:24,220
<b>That's dope.</b>

1101
00:36:24,286 --> 00:36:27,056
<b>I'm playing at Madison Square
Garden in New York City.</b>

1102
00:36:27,123 --> 00:36:28,524
<b>I just got goosebumps
saying that.</b>

1103
00:36:28,557 --> 00:36:29,901
<b>Yeah, it don't
get no bigger than this.</b>

1104
00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:31,637
<b>I hope they put me
on a jumbotron, too, man.</b>

1105
00:36:31,661 --> 00:36:32,595
<b>- Yeah.
Me, too.</b>

1106
00:36:32,662 --> 00:36:33,863
<b>- So I can show my mom.</b>

1107
00:36:33,929 --> 00:36:35,831
<b><i>The time I first DJed at Karma,</i></b>

1108
00:36:35,898 --> 00:36:37,142
<b></b><b><i>I had to beg them</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to let me spin.</i></b>

1109
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:40,102
{\an8}<b>- DJ Pauly DelVecchio.</b>

1110
00:36:40,169 --> 00:36:41,771
<b><i>- If I told my 20-year-old self</i></b>

1111
00:36:41,837 --> 00:36:43,949
<b></b><b><i>that I was going to be playing</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>at Madison Square Garden</i></b>

1112
00:36:43,973 --> 00:36:45,074
<b></b><b><i>in New York City,</i></b>

1113
00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:47,176
<b>he would say
you're freaking crazy.</b>

1114
00:36:47,243 --> 00:36:48,311
<b>[audience roaring]</b>

1115
00:36:48,377 --> 00:36:49,912
<b>Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.</b>

1116
00:36:49,979 --> 00:36:52,915
{\an1}<b>That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!</b>

1117
00:36:58,487 --> 00:36:59,965
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I be running it,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I make major moves ♪</i></b>

1118
00:36:59,989 --> 00:37:02,058
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ Move out my way,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I got things to do ♪</i></b>

1119
00:37:02,124 --> 00:37:03,292
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ I be running it ♪</i></b>

1120
00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:05,127
<b>- Don't use your hands.
Use your fork.</b>

1121
00:37:05,194 --> 00:37:09,065
<b>No.
- Oh, nasty, nasty.</b>

1122
00:37:09,131 --> 00:37:10,566
<b>Oh, my God, Angelina.</b>

1123
00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:12,435
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>[phone ringing]</i></b><b>
- Pick it up, pick it up.</b>

1124
00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:15,404
{\an8}<b>- Angelina? Oh, hi.
- Hi.</b>

1125
00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:17,673
<b>I am literally getting
wine glasses out</b>

1126
00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:19,442
<b><i>because I want you to come over.</i></b>

1127
00:37:19,508 --> 00:37:21,944
{\an8}<b>- So while Angelina was
in Mexico,</b>

1128
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:26,549
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>she was texting pictures</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>of her in another country</i></b>

1129
00:37:26,615 --> 00:37:28,017
{\an8}<b>with another man.</b>

1130
00:37:29,752 --> 00:37:32,355
{\an7}<b>- I want to know everything.</b>

1131
00:37:32,421 --> 00:37:33,489
<b>I don't know.</b>

1132
00:37:33,556 --> 00:37:34,833
<b>I really want to
know what happened.</b>

1133
00:37:34,857 --> 00:37:36,468
<b>- And there's a lot
of other [bleep], too,</b>

1134
00:37:36,492 --> 00:37:38,227
<b>that you don't know about.</b>

1135
00:37:38,294 --> 00:37:41,764
{\an8}<b>Coming home from Mexico,
you know,</b>

1136
00:37:41,831 --> 00:37:43,499
{\an8}<b>a lot of [bleep] happened.</b>

1137
00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:46,902
<b>Um, where the [bleep]
is Chris's car?</b>

1138
00:37:46,969 --> 00:37:50,172
{\an1}<b>Well, so this basically means
that he wants his ring back.</b>

1139
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,408
<b>It's been a lot
for one person to take in.</b>

1140
00:37:52,475 --> 00:37:54,315
<b></b><b><i>- So yeah, I'll be over in,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>like, ten minutes.</i></b>

1141
00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:55,277
{\an1}<b>- All right, I'll see you soon.</b>

1142
00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:56,779
<b>- All right, bye.</b>

1143
00:37:56,879 --> 00:37:59,415
<b>I am just so ready to hear</b>

1144
00:37:59,482 --> 00:38:01,250
<b>what is going on
in this girl's life.</b>

1145
00:38:01,317 --> 00:38:03,562
{\an1}<b>- Make sure you bring a crowbar
for all that prying, all right?</b>

1146
00:38:03,586 --> 00:38:04,586
<b>- Okay.</b>

1147
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,788
<b>- Say bye, Mommy.
- Bye.</b>

1148
00:38:05,888 --> 00:38:07,723
<b>- Bye.
I love you guys.</b>

1149
00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:09,692
<b>- Mommy's going to have
a good bedtime story</b>

1150
00:38:09,759 --> 00:38:11,260
<b>for us later, right?</b>

1151
00:38:11,327 --> 00:38:13,596
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ We got 'em rocking</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>like Beatles, yeah ♪</i></b>

1152
00:38:13,663 --> 00:38:14,964
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1153
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:16,875
<b>- [gasps] Deena just texted us.</b>

1154
00:38:16,899 --> 00:38:19,902
{\an1}<b>Deena is going to Angeliner's.</b>

1155
00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:21,003
<b>- Oh, what the [bleep]?</b>

1156
00:38:21,070 --> 00:38:23,906
<b>- She's probably
letting Deena know</b>

1157
00:38:23,973 --> 00:38:26,308
<b>what is happening with this guy.</b>

1158
00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:27,710
<b>- Oh, shoot.
- What?</b>

1159
00:38:27,777 --> 00:38:29,211
<b>- So Deena just texted
me and said,</b>

1160
00:38:29,278 --> 00:38:30,913
<b>"Ang called me
and wants to talk."</b>

1161
00:38:30,946 --> 00:38:32,348
<b>- What?
- Oh, no.</b>

1162
00:38:32,415 --> 00:38:35,251
{\an8}<b>- I'm definitely curious
as to what new drama</b>

1163
00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:37,420
{\an8}<b>has emerged
on the Angelina front.</b>

1164
00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:39,922
<b>- That's her new boo.
You saw that?</b>

1165
00:38:39,989 --> 00:38:41,229
{\an1}<b>I think that Angelina, she's...</b>

1166
00:38:41,290 --> 00:38:43,392
<b>- Yeah, before you
even got divorced.</b>

1167
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:45,261
<b>- Yeah.
[laughter]</b>

1168
00:38:45,328 --> 00:38:46,938
<b>- They say the best way
to get over someone</b>

1169
00:38:46,962 --> 00:38:48,006
{\an1}<b>is to get under someone else.</b>

1170
00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:48,964
<b>- Yeah, someone else.</b>

1171
00:38:49,031 --> 00:38:49,965
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1172
00:38:50,032 --> 00:38:51,100
{\an8}<b>- Thank you.</b>

1173
00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:53,235
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1174
00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:54,637
<b>Hello?</b>

1175
00:38:54,704 --> 00:38:55,971
<b>- D?
- Ang?</b>

1176
00:38:56,038 --> 00:38:57,740
<b>Hey, girl.
- Hey.</b>

1177
00:38:57,873 --> 00:38:59,751
<b>God, I was trying to light
a candle and be all nice.</b>

1178
00:38:59,775 --> 00:39:01,143
<b>- No, it...
- But forget it.</b>

1179
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,754
<b>- But it... actually,
it smells really nice in here.</b>

1180
00:39:02,778 --> 00:39:03,855
<b>- Does it, though?
- It does.</b>

1181
00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:04,747
<b>- You with the water jug.
I can't.</b>

1182
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,182
<b>Love.</b>

1183
00:39:06,248 --> 00:39:07,116
<b>- Well, if we're drinking wine,
I need to hydrate.</b>

1184
00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:08,384
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

1185
00:39:08,451 --> 00:39:09,861
<b></b><b><i>I haven't spoken</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>to any of the roommates.</i></b>

1186
00:39:09,885 --> 00:39:12,121
<b>It's been a whirlwind
of, like, [bleep] craziness.</b>

1187
00:39:12,188 --> 00:39:15,124
<b>This is amazing.
Best invention ever.</b>

1188
00:39:15,191 --> 00:39:17,593
<b></b><b><i>Having Deena to come here</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>is amazing.</i></b>

1189
00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,028
{\an1}<b>I need somebody to open up to.</b>

1190
00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,664
<b>All right, so there's a lot
of [bleep] to talk about.</b>

1191
00:39:21,731 --> 00:39:23,766
<b>We'll go this way.</b>

1192
00:39:23,899 --> 00:39:25,067
{\an1}<b>Is there [bleep] over there?</b>

1193
00:39:25,134 --> 00:39:27,236
<b>There's [bleep] over there.
Nice. Very nice.</b>

1194
00:39:27,303 --> 00:39:29,038
<b>Thank you, Peanut.</b>

1195
00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:32,975
{\an3}<b>Um.</b>

1196
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,744
<b>- Where's Chris?</b>

1197
00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:37,913
<b>- Um, he moved out.</b>

1198
00:39:37,947 --> 00:39:40,383
<b></b><b><i>[dramatic music]</i></b>

1199
00:39:40,449 --> 00:39:42,018
<b>- Because of Cancun?</b>

1200
00:39:42,084 --> 00:39:43,328
<b>- There's a lot of story
you don't know.</b>

1201
00:39:43,352 --> 00:39:44,754
<b>- I want you to be real.</b>

1202
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,423
<b>- Yeah, but please,</b>

1203
00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:50,326
<b>let's keep this
in my home right now.</b>

1204
00:39:50,393 --> 00:39:52,662
<b>- I have no idea
what I'm in for.</b>

1205
00:39:52,728 --> 00:39:55,364
<b>I just know this is going
to get really messy.</b>

1206
00:39:55,431 --> 00:39:57,933
<b></b><b><i>With all the drama</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>this family goes through,</i></b>

1207
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,169
<b></b><b><i>we're there for each other,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>no matter what always.</i></b>

1208
00:40:00,236 --> 00:40:02,204
<b></b><b><i>So I feel like</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>this is going to be</i></b>

1209
00:40:02,271 --> 00:40:06,275
<b>definitely an interesting year
for all of us.</b>

1210
00:40:06,342 --> 00:40:08,611
<b></b><b><i>Here we go.</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>Buckle up.</i></b>

1211
00:40:08,678 --> 00:40:09,879
<b>[laughs]</b>

1212
00:40:09,912 --> 00:40:12,348
<b></b><b><i>- ♪ I'm mad at my mind ♪</i></b>

1213
00:40:17,988 --> 00:40:19,332
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- When they say you're</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>about to make a movie,</i></b>

1214
00:40:19,356 --> 00:40:20,733
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>this is a movie right here.</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>- Oh, yes!</i></b>

1215
00:40:20,757 --> 00:40:21,901
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- I'm not gonna lie,</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>I'm a little drunk.</i></b>

1216
00:40:21,925 --> 00:40:23,226
{\an8}<b>- You got it?
- Big bar tab, man!</b>

1217
00:40:23,293 --> 00:40:25,528
{\an8}<b>- Keep my wife's name
out your fucking mouth!</b>

1218
00:40:25,595 --> 00:40:26,596
{\an8}<b>[loud thump]</b>

1219
00:40:26,663 --> 00:40:27,964
{\an8}<b>- [gasps] Oh, my God!</b>

1220
00:40:28,031 --> 00:40:29,766
{\an8}<b>- I'm fine.
I work here.</b>

1221
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:32,235
{\an8}<b>- Welcome to the...
both: "Meatball Show!"</b>

1222
00:40:32,302 --> 00:40:34,804
{\an8}<b>- Jerry!
Jerry!</b>

1223
00:40:34,871 --> 00:40:35,805
{\an8}<b>- [laughing] Oh, my God.</b>

1224
00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:37,440
{\an8}<b>- It's gonna be amazing.</b>

1225
00:40:37,507 --> 00:40:38,851
{\an8}<b>- Welcome to "Wild 'N Out."
[all cheering]</b>

1226
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:40,477
{\an7}<b>- You're not even from Jersey,</b>

1227
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:43,346
{\an8}<b>but you're the one who
gave Angelina herpes.</b>

1228
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,415
{\an8}<b>all: Oh!</b>

1229
00:40:45,482 --> 00:40:46,616
{\an8}<b>- Hi, Vinny.
- Hey.</b>

1230
00:40:46,683 --> 00:40:48,051
{\an8}<b>- Vinny is single.
She's single.</b>

1231
00:40:48,118 --> 00:40:50,020
{\an8}<b>- Oh, God.
- I can't.</b>

1232
00:40:50,086 --> 00:40:51,297
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- They look like</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>quite the couple.</i></b>

1233
00:40:51,321 --> 00:40:52,698
{\an8}<b>- Are we in
the fucking "Poltergeist"?</b>

1234
00:40:52,722 --> 00:40:53,957
{\an8}<b>These two Staten Islanders</b>

1235
00:40:54,024 --> 00:40:55,792
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>are definitely smitten</i></b><b>
</b><b><i>for each other.</i></b>

1236
00:40:55,859 --> 00:40:58,395
{\an8}<b>- I was right the whole time.
- You had sex with him!</b>

1237
00:40:58,461 --> 00:40:59,829
{\an7}<b>- Vinny will always want me.</b>

1238
00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,231
{\an8}<b>- There's drama, man.</b>

1239
00:41:01,298 --> 00:41:02,842
{\an8}<b>- If you don't want me talking
to Chris any more,</b>

1240
00:41:02,866 --> 00:41:04,200
{\an8}<b>then I won't talk to Chris.</b>

1241
00:41:04,267 --> 00:41:05,378
{\an8}<b>- The husband reached out to me.</b>

1242
00:41:05,402 --> 00:41:06,712
{\an8}<b>- [gasps]
- I recorded that [bleep].</b>

1243
00:41:06,736 --> 00:41:08,605
{\an8}<b>- What is going on
with this family?</b>

1244
00:41:08,672 --> 00:41:10,874
{\an8}<b>- Angelina leaked Snooki,
Jenni, and Deena's wedding</b>

1245
00:41:10,941 --> 00:41:12,475
{\an7}<b> </b><b><i>toasts to make them look bad.</i></b>

1246
00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:13,476
{\an8}<b>- What?</b>

1247
00:41:13,543 --> 00:41:14,945
{\an8}<b>[bleep] you.</b>

1248
00:41:15,011 --> 00:41:16,589
{\an8}<b>- She decided to pre-ejaculate
and sell the speeches.</b>

1249
00:41:16,613 --> 00:41:18,181
{\an8}<b>- She lies constantly.</b>

1250
00:41:18,248 --> 00:41:19,892
{\an8}<b>- Mike is really enjoying
this a bit too much.</b>

1251
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:21,827
{\an7}<b>- He's, like, stirring the pot.
- You're being a shitty friend.</b>

1252
00:41:21,851 --> 00:41:23,320
{\an8}<b>- Why?
- Fucking stop.</b>

1253
00:41:23,453 --> 00:41:24,864
{\an8}<b>- Is this the old Sitch
or the new Sitch?</b>

1254
00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:27,090
{\an8}<b>- Old Kanye or new Kanye?
- Old Situation it is.</b>

1255
00:41:27,157 --> 00:41:28,491
{\an8}<b>all: Oh!</b>

1256
00:41:28,558 --> 00:41:30,060
{\an7}<b>- Are you fucking kidding me?</b>

1257
00:41:30,126 --> 00:41:31,561
{\an8}<b> </b><b><i>- You either die a hero</i></b>

1258
00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:32,939
{\an8}<b>or live long enough to see
yourself become the villain.</b>

1259
00:41:32,963 --> 00:41:33,997
{\an8}<b>- Say sorry!</b>

1260
00:41:34,831 --> 00:41:37,200
{\an8}<b>- I don't like her.
- I can't keep doing this.</b>

1261
00:41:37,267 --> 00:41:39,769
{\an8}<b>- Let me just speak.
- I'm not fucking done!</b>

1262
00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:40,770
{\an8}<b>- I don't know how
much more I can take.</b>

1263
00:41:40,837 --> 00:41:42,138
{\an8}<b>- I don't give a fuck!</b>

1264
00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:44,045
{\an8}<b>- I don't know what people
are saying about me.</b>

1265
00:41:44,107 --> 00:41:45,308
{\an8}<b>- Use your fucking brain!</b>

1266
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,919
{\an8}<b>- You're mad at everybody.
- You did it!</b>

1267
00:41:46,943 --> 00:41:48,020
{\an8}<b>- Fuck all of you then.
- Fuck!</b>

1268
00:41:48,044 --> 00:41:49,246
{\an8}<b>- Cool.</b>

1269
00:41:49,312 --> 00:41:50,832
{\an8}<b>- She's probably on
DEFCON 5 right now.</b>

1270
00:41:52,549 --> 00:41:53,893
{\an8}<b>- I don't think
I hit that one good.</b>

1271
00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,819
{\an8}<b>- You just poured water on me.
Are you stupid?</b>

1272
00:41:55,885 --> 00:41:57,020
{\an8}<b>- You fucking asshole.</b>

1273
00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:57,954
{\an8}<b>- What are you,
fucking delusional?</b>

1274
00:41:58,021 --> 00:41:59,122
{\an8}<b>- I hate this.</b>

1275
00:41:59,189 --> 00:42:00,333
{\an8}<b>- I want to
jump off the balcony.</b>

1276
00:42:00,357 --> 00:42:02,726
{\an8}<b>- Do you see what
a dumpster fire this is?</b>

1277
00:42:03,326 --> 00:42:04,694
<b></b><b><i>- Can we call you daddy?</i></b>

1278
00:42:04,761 --> 00:42:05,761
<b>- I am not the father.</b>