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- Here we go.

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- When you hang around clowns,

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don't be surprised that
your life becomes a circus.

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- Never have I ever had my kids
walk in mid smoosh.

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- Ugh!

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- God.
- Jesus.

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- It's never happened to you?
- Thank God.

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- Any sex with Vinny
recently or--

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- No. I just [bleep]
him a little bit.

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all: Oh!

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- I didn't know Deena
was Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

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- Vinny.
- Stop.

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- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

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Give her the titties.

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- Everyone's allowed
to get intoxicated.

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Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

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- Do not pull me
into this, bitch.

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- She just wanted
to be a little [bleep] head.

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- Oh, damn,

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- I'm sorry to break the news
to you,

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that love letter, I was JK.

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- Oh, wow.

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- Vinny's just a lot
about Vinny.

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- Wait, what?

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- Angelina, is there
a new man in your life?

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- There's a few
that I'm dating,

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sos one of them.
- Oh!

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- She has a condition
known as lie-abetes.

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- Oh!

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- My life is not
your [bleep] business.

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- You know what,
you just can't play anymore.

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- What the [bleep]?

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- Are you leaving?
- Whoa.

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- Wait, where is he going?

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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

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<i> [dance music]</i>

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- Welcome to part two
of the first ever

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"Jersey Shore:
Family Vacation Reunion."

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I'm your host,
Justina Valentine.

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And the roommates
are in the building...

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[cheers and applause]
To break down every second

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of their vacation.

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Let's jump back to answering
more of your fan questions.

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Now, Deena,
Anthony was wondering,

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"What's your dream
vacation spot

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that you want to visit next?"

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- What I would love to do

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is go to Jamaica...
- Ooh.

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- And see, like, Nikki kind
of show us the ropes.

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- Nice.
- That would be fun.

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- That would be dope.
- That would be fun.

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- Nikki would be
a great tour guide.

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both: Yeah.
- Deena and Nicole were

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in rare form this season.

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I mean, no matter
how much they mature,

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the meatballs
are never afraid to get rowdy.

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And this season,
they got saucier than ever.

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Let's take a look.

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- I think I might be
a little drunk.

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[burps] Oh, my--

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ooh,
I've been doing it all day.

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- udle]

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- Can you gag me?
I need to throw up tonight.

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Turn the roof off
this bitch.

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- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Come on.

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- My God, I just burped up
tacos from, like, two days ago.

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- Whee!
- Are we on a hill?

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- No, no, we're flat.
- Why did I think--

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- 'Cause you did
not wax, bitch!

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- [gasps] Oh, my God!

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[screams]

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- We couldn't sleep last night
'cause this [bleep] owl.

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Hoo!
[owl hooting]

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It was like...
[mimics owl hooting]

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- I swear to God,
if I hear it tonight,

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I'll go run outside and go,
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"

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- What the [bleep]
is happening?

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- I'm gonna say sorry in doggy.

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- Just shut--no.
[mimics barking]

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- Everybody needs to go to bed!
Everybody!

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- I didn't even know an owls
were like a real thing.

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Like, I know they're real.
- I didn't know--

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- Like, to be outside
our window and go...

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[mimics owl hooting]

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- Those noises were crazy.

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- That's the meatballs.

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- Oh, my God.
- Wow. A legendary duo.

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Listen, you guys have been
meatballing together

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for a long time.

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But how has
your meatball lifestyle...

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- Ages.
- Just changed, you know,

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in comparison to the early days
down the shore?

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- Well...
- I mean...

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- I feel like we
drink classier now.

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- Yeah, we drink wine.

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- Like, back in the day...
- Yeah.

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- It was like
Long Island Iced Teas.

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- Shots.
- Right.

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- Shots, like the pretzel
shots, remember?

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- Pretzel. Yeah.

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- And when we're
on these vacations,

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now that we're moms, like...

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- I think we go harder.
- I don't do this at home.

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- Even Jenni.

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- I'm like, I'm letting loose.
- Yeah.

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- And I just want
to have a good time.

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And when I'm with my meatball,
like, we literally,

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like, just, like,
read each other's minds.

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- Right.
- It's friggin' weird.

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- Yes.
- Telepathic meatballs.

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- So we're like, we just want
to have a good time.

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- Yeah, they're still a blast
in the glass.

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- Now, Jenni, you're usually
their handler

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but you went full meatball
at Pauly's show.

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- Oh.

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- You passed out
in the car ride home.

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I mean, how hard is it
to keep up with the meatballs?

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- I don't understand, like,
we'll literally be

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on like E, like, empty.
- Yeah.

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- And then something in them
just like recharges.

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[laughter]

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- Second wind. Yeah.

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- Yeah, you said that
in the car.

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- But like three or four winds.
And they're just ready to go.

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They'll literally start
to fall asleep

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and then wake up and then--

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- Rejuvenated.
- Yeah.

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- It's like putting
the meatballs

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back in the microwave.

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- Yeah.
- Honestly...

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- Yes.

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- Some of our best moments
are in the car.

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- Car ride home.

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- Like, the club's fun,
but when you're drunk,

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and you're going home
with your girls...

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- Yeah.
- The best time in the car.

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- So, Ange, what's your
favorite meatball moment?

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- I think in the hallway
with that blow-up doll,

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that was the best.
- Oh, my God.

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At your bachelorette?
- Do you remember, like,

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I was like [bleep] reverse
cowgirling it?

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- Yes.
- And you were like,

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"Keep going, keep going."
It was just so fun.

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- Oh, my God.
- It's always a good time.

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- I have my favorite moment,
so legendary.

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In Italy, they literally
like pretended to be a bull...

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- The two meatballs?

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- Yeah, the meatballs.
- Wow.

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- They went straight
into a bush.

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- Oh, my gosh.

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- They feel no pain,
the meatballs.

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- No, we bounce back.

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- They're really committed.

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- We were, like, yellow.
- Yeah.

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- Now that I'm like 34,
I feel it the next day.

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- Oh, yeah.

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- Like, after falling off
the stage, I'm like,

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"Jenni, why does my neck hurt?"
[laughter]

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- But, Vin, I gotta ask you,
the night when they were

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hooting all night like owls,
were you pissed?

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- Actually, yeah,
I was because, like,

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I'm big on my sleep.

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- Oh. Eight hours of REM, kid.
- Sorry, Vin.

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- I need like
eight hours of REM.

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- Yeah.

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- And that night, like,
we finally hit the pillow,

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were like, "Ah!"
Like, it was a long day.

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- Yeah.
- Sorry, guys.

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- And then, like--
we just hear, like...

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[grunting] You know?
[Jenni mimics hooting]

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- Like, I actually thought
it was real animals outside.

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- Yeah.

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- And I was like,
"What the [bleep]?"

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- Yeah.
- You were awake also.

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- So let's talk about the owl
in El Paso

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because, Nicole,
you said, and I quote,

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"I didn't even know owls
were a real thing."

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So talk to us about that.

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- Just because I've never seen
an owl actually,

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like, outdoors.
- Okay.

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- Like, you know,
you see it on TV

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or you see it in, like, a zoo.

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- So you thought it was
like a mystical creature?

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- I never saw it, like,
in the back of my house.

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- Right.
- Hooting.

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- I'm the one that rented
that house.

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I had to deal
with the HOA after that.

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All the neighbors
wrote a letter.

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- Oh, get out of here.
- Oh, my God.

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- All right.
Now that Nicole and Deena know

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owls are a real thing,

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let's see just how good
their animal knowledge is.

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I'm gonna describe an animal

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and you decide
if it's real or fake.

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First up,
we have the blobfish.

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This deep sea fish lacks
substantial bone or muscle.

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All right. Now is the blobfish
real or fake?

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- Real.
- Real.

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- So final answer real?

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- Real.
- You're correct.

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The blobfish is in fact real.
Let's take a look.

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- Oh, damn!
- Oh, sick.

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- That thing is gorgeous.

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- I'm sorry.
- All right.

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Next up, we have the jackalope,
a popular taxidermy trophy.

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Male jackalopes fight
using their antlers to win

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over potential mates.

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Ladies, is the jackalope
real or fake?

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- I just jackaloped one
in the dressing room.

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<i> [rimshot]</i>
- Vinny!

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- I'm going with false 'cause
I'm thinking of jack-o-lantern.

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- It's true. It's true.
- Okay, well, Deena,

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you are right.
The jackalope is fake.

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- So smart.
- All right.

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Last but not least,
this is my favorite one.

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It's the penis fish.

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It's a species
of marine spoon worm,

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large numbers of penis fish
have been known to wash ashore

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and become stranded
on the beaches of Japan.

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- Oh, my God.
- Sick.

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- Now is the penis fish
real or fake?

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- Fake.
- Real.

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- I'm gonna say it's real.

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- Yeah, I'm gonna say it sounds
so crazy, it has to be real.

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- It has to be real.
- Has to be real, right?

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- Well, it's real.
Let's see the dick pics.

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- Ew.

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[all scream]

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- Oh, my God!

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- Do they eat it?
Do they eat it?

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- They aren't even circumcised.
- Oh, my God!

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- Oh, my God!

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- Yo!
- Jenni's excited.

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- Do they eat it?
- It's a dildo.

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- Would you put some of those
in the pond, Ange?

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- I hope not.

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- Oh, wow.
- That looks like Angelina's

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Friday night though.
- What? No way.

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- A lot of [bleep].
- Never!

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- All right.
Enough [bleep] for one day.

242
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Coming up, we'll see if Vinny
can get some vindication

243
00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,251
and convince Joe Biden
to turn Vin Day

244
00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,454
into a national holiday.

245
00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,122
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

246
00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,290
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

247
00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,091
- Yay, Vin Day!

248
00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,860
- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

249
00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,229
- Yes.
- Like, give her the titties.

250
00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,064
- So I had to go
for the throat.

251
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,201
- No gag reflex.
- What is happening right now?

252
00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,269
- You have to admit,
the streets were very messy.

253
00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,804
- Who gives a [bleep]
about the streets?

254
00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,206
- You're a reality star.

255
00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,640
You signed up for this
14 years ago, sweetheart.

256
00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,108
- It doesn't matter though.
- Just can't play anymore.

257
00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,511
- What the [bleep]?

258
00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,379
<i> [tense music]</i>

259
00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:04,149
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

260
00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:05,851
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

261
00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,819
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

262
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,655
- So this is Jenni's room.
- JWOWW. JWOWW!

263
00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,157
- I'm naked, bitch.

264
00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:13,825
- She's naked.
- She's naked.

265
00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,360
- But then you go into my room.

266
00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,761
And this is where
we get wasted.

267
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,729
- And then this
the meatball room.

268
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,432
<i> [dance music]</i>

269
00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,900
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

270
00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,802
- This is where Angeliner
takes a poop.

271
00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,036
- Yeah.
- Right here.

272
00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,205
- Hello. Are you ready?
Angeliners.

273
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,443
Here she is.
- Here's Angeliners.

274
00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,112
Angelina's fancy. Look at this.
- Crazy.

275
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,280
- I got the whole light
and everything.

276
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,048
I need it.
- We should go to the boys.

277
00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,383
- Boys!

278
00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:39,651
- Boys!
- Boys!

279
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,586
- Boys!
- Boys!

280
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,188
- Boys!

281
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,525
- Welcome back to the
"Jersey Shore: Reunion."

282
00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,159
With El Paso in the rear view,

283
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,229
the roommates headed west
for vacation number two.

284
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,465
Hello, San Diego.

285
00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,100
Let's take a look.

286
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,470
all: San Diego take over!

287
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,473
<i> [upbeat dance music]</i>

288
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,675
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

289
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,344
- [screams]

290
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,081
- my God!

291
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,817
- It's the Easter Bunny!

292
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,555
- Whoo!

293
00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,456
- kn
when we open the nozzle,

294
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,559
we just catch it in your mouth.
You go first.

295
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:23,562
- No, no. It's too close.
- Stop touching it.

296
00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,765
- What?
- Your fish lips [inaudible].

297
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,567
- I love you. I'm coming.

298
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,768
- Jenni.

299
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,771
[all screaming]

300
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:37,108
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

301
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,711
- The sanctuary. Whoo!

302
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,779
- Ooh!
- Whoa!

303
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,380
- Are you hungry?

304
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,317
[cheers and applause]

305
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,055
- We made you a scrap book,
30 things we love about you.

306
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,423
And then if you turn it over,

307
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:54,659
it's 30 things we need
to warn you about Pauly.

308
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,261
- This is so cute.

309
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,629
- Oh, who made that?

310
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,297
- [inaudible singing]

311
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,232
[mimicking electric guitar]

312
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,667
- Me and the girls are, like,

313
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,369
right back to where we were,

314
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,772
like, drama never happened,
laughing, [bleep] going off,

315
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,342
piss drunk,
living our best lives.

316
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,777
[mimicking electric guitars]

317
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,245
- Oh, my God.

318
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,547
- I love that.
- Okay, so, Deena,

319
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,382
Vinny was complaining that
the girls were

320
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,551
too loud on the way home
from the winery.

321
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,086
Was he just killing the vibes?

322
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,587
-
He's always killing the vibes.

323
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,322
- That's why you're not
in our car ever.

324
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,258
- He goes to a winery
to taste wine, doesn't do it,

325
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,961
and then complains
when we all had a glass.

326
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,196
- Makes no sense.

327
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,631
- Sorry we're having
a really good time.

328
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,632
- Yeah. Vinny's the worst.

329
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,899
- Is he?
- The worst.

330
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,234
- Pauly, how touched were you

331
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,937
by the scrapbook Deena
made for Nikki's birthday?

332
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,505
- Oh, it was so dope.
- So cute.

333
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,340
- The amount of detail
that they put into it,

334
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,109
it's like so many
moments and memories

335
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,544
and then they said things
that they don't like about me,

336
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,546
but I think lowkey,
they like it about me.

337
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,048
- It was a joke.
- Yeah, they like it. Yeah.

338
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,383
- It was supposed to be funny.
- No, I know. Mm-hmm.

339
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,752
- Which warning was
the most important?

340
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,387
- The la--
like, when we're all--

341
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,055
- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah.

342
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,289
- That.
- That.

343
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,624
- Especially when
we're hungover like,

344
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,359
had a long night.
- And he does it purposely.

345
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,727
- Come on!
- Yeah.

346
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,829
- I do not!
I don't even need a megaphone.

347
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,031
- I'm like, "I can't."
- Right.

348
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,632
- Now someone
who wasn't invited

349
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,601
to Nikki's birthday showed up,

350
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,670
and I'm talking about Dren.

351
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,838
- No! Delete this!

352
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,040
- Take a look.

353
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,075
- I'd love a dirty martini.
- All right.

354
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,911
- Oh, my God!
Are you my brother?

355
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,279
- I was gonna go check on her,

356
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,281
but she's just gonna tell me
to go [bleep] myself.

357
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,217
- Yeah. Basically.
So I wouldn't.

358
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,286
- A large fries
for delivery or pickup?

359
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,989
- Yeah. Just show your titties.

360
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,457
- Watch the drink.
Watch the drink.

361
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,758
Watch the drink.

362
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,760
- Give me that titty, bitch.

363
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,296
- Yeah, get her.
- Got the titty!

364
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,665
[screams]
- Wrestler!

365
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,800
Holy [bleep]!

366
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,368
- Thank God for Zack
being with us.

367
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,571
We need a professional wrestler
to literally lift Dren

368
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,240
over his [bleep] shoulder
and walk her to the hotel.

369
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,475
That's how bad she is.

370
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,210
- Call the cops.
[laughter]

371
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,713
Let me out, little bitch.

372
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,815
- [inaudible]
gremlin once or twice.

373
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,517
- Oh, my God!

374
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,719
Ow!

375
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,320
- I peed myself.

376
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,488
- Nicole, we're home.

377
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,956
Come on. Let's go.
- Ow!

378
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,025
- Wow. You were turning up.

379
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,260
Is there a type of alcohol
that brings Dren out the most?

380
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,228
- We don't know.
- I don't know.

381
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,396
- Martinis maybe?

382
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,664
- I don't know
where she comes from.

383
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,666
I don't know how it happens.

384
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,868
- God!
- That was fantastic.

385
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,936
- That was funny.

386
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,637
- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

387
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,172
- Yes.
- Like, "Give her the titties."

388
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,074
- Apparently. Yes.
- Now, Ange, is that the worst

389
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,209
that you've ever
seen her that night?

390
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,376
- The worst I've ever seen you,

391
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,678
but it was the best night
ever because...

392
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,680
- So fun.
- Thank God for Zack, Jenni,

393
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,248
like, we were like a tag team,
all three of us.

394
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,750
- Yeah.
- It was crazy.

395
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,052
- She took out a 260-pound man.

396
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,186
- You took him down.
- Damn.

397
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,588
- You might be a wrestler
if you wanted.

398
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,457
- Honestly.
- All right, El Paso was hot,

399
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,660
but it was nothing compared
to the blazing dumpster fire...

400
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,329
- Oh, God!
- That was night one

401
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,231
in San Diego.
Let's take a look.

402
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,298
- Oh, [bleep].
- Here we go.

403
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,267
- Let me explain
something to you.

404
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,802
- Can I go first, though?
- Sure.

405
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:54,272
- This is a hostage situation.
Let me out!

406
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,275
There's a friggin' pool party
happening outside.

407
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,411
- Angelina, you don't admit
anything ever!

408
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,646
- What are you talking about?

409
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,214
- [bleep] grow some balls
is all I'm asking.

410
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,249
- Jenni, I never even--
- All I'm asking is one thing.

411
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,350
- This is a blast.

412
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,085
Oh, my God.
Please make it stop.

413
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,319
I'm looking at flights.

414
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,521
- Just over the [bleep]--

415
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,356
- There is fighting going on

416
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,958
while a lit pool party

417
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,494
is right outside
the [bleep] window.

418
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:21,499
- Mike asks me to host
the Situation Podcast

419
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,502
with your ex-husband
and your side piece.

420
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,271
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

421
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,640
We need to talk because now,
this whole thing, like--

422
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,275
- What are you talking about?
- We need to talk now.

423
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,409
- You're in deep doo-doo,
brother.

424
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,811
- It seems like
we have an ambush.

425
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,112
- Let me live my life.
- I just don't understand

426
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,649
how I became, you know,
the bad guy so easily

427
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,051
when your life is so messy
and we've explained it.

428
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,586
- Mike, come on
with this [bleep], man.

429
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,721
- No, no, no. Let me finish.
- There's a pool party outside.

430
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,823
- You're messy,

431
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,391
and it comes back on us.
- [inaudible].

432
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,859
- So shut the [bleep] up
while I finish.

433
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,761
- I'm messy? It's not messy.

434
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,563
- I'm not [bleep] done.
- It's my life.

435
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,931
- I'm not done!

436
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,666
- I'm not yelling!

437
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,302
- Seeing Jenni, like,
yelling and getting upset.

438
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,270
But, I mean, let's wrap it up

439
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,339
so we can go
get drinks downstairs.

440
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,241
- I mean, it's really good
to get everything out.

441
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,609
Everyone needed to vent.

442
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,545
So right now, I kind of think
things are okay,

443
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,415
but there's a possibility
that they are not.

444
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,850
- Okay. Can we kumbaya

445
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,585
and let's go downstairs
to the pool party?

446
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,854
- Let's go.
- Oh, my God.

447
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,789
- Whoo!
- Now, Angelina,

448
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,591
you wanted to clear the air
with everyone.

449
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,794
Did you feel better
after having that conversation?

450
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,762
- Yeah, I did. We needed
to have that conversation.

451
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,231
It was like a big elephant
in the room.

452
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,299
And I was like, "Let's just
get it out in the open."

453
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,901
- Right.
- Get it all out there.

454
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,704
- Now, Jenni, it was like
you flipped a switch.

455
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,973
You know, it felt like everyone
was getting grounded.

456
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,542
Is there a nickname for the,
"I'm not done" Jenni?

457
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,010
- Mom.
- Mom mode.

458
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:43,147
- Yo, she hit like a tone that,
like, I was terrified,

459
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,350
and at the same time,
I was, like, impressed.

460
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,651
- Passionate.
- Vin, can you give us

461
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,353
your best
"I'm not done" impression?

462
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,521
- I'm not done!

463
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,824
- Oh, my God.
- That was pretty good.

464
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,826
- It was way louder than that
if you were in the room.

465
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,960
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

466
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:56,961
- Listen, we got where
we needed to get.

467
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,363
- Yes.

468
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,931
- At the end of it,
that's the most important part.

469
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,833
- Deena, if you could
go back in time,

470
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,167
would you have escaped
the suite

471
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,802
just to get to
the pool party earlier?

472
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,738
- Definitely.
- "Definitely."

473
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,606
- They would have snuck out.
- Vinny!

474
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,074
- Vinny's the worst. I'm sorry.

475
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,576
- I hate him.
- Now, Mike, you thought

476
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,945
San Diego
was gonna be good vibes only.

477
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,213
- Yes, yes.

478
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,915
- But it was actually
the opposite of that.

479
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,316
- Yes.
- Did you really think

480
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,286
Angelina wasn't gonna find out
about the podcast?

481
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,487
- Um, I didn't.

482
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,355
I thought that everything
was smoothed over

483
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,057
between Angelina and myself.

484
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,892
We had multiple meetings.

485
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,627
I always like
to be full disclosure.

486
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,895
So if you guys
ask me anything...

487
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,096
- But you didn't though.
- Like, I'll tell you--

488
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,197
- You weren't though.
- Not necessarily.

489
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,666
- Because when I sat down
with Jenni,

490
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,435
I heard things that were not
disclosed at those meetings.

491
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,004
- No, but--
- In all fairness, the podcast

492
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,240
was something that was thrown
in group chat

493
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,944
as a joke and were super,
super sarcastic all the time.

494
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,078
- Right.

495
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,047
- So sometimes
that doesn't translate

496
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,049
if someone ike  just loo-

497
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,050
- The text.

498
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,384
- The text.
- Got you.

499
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,686
- Yeah, but, Mike,
I didn't take it like a joke.

500
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,921
When I found out,
I was so pissed at you

501
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,289
because you told me,
I was like,

502
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,691
"Wait, what the [bleep]?"

503
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,259
- But it's like you have
to admit,

504
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,460
the streets were very messy.

505
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,828
- Who gives a [bleep]
about the streets?

506
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,096
- You're a reality star.

507
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,431
You signed up for this
14 years ago, sweetheart.

508
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,765
- It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.

509
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,133
But you brought it on here.
And then honestly...

510
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,401
- Brought it on here?
- To be honest,

511
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,370
it's my real life,
and it was my real divorce

512
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,038
and my real [bleep], man.

513
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,707
- But you understand
that we get paid

514
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,742
to talk about my life
and all of our lives.

515
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,043
- Just to keep it positive--

516
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,278
- No, let's keep it positive.
- No, no. Yeah.

517
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,046
- She has a condition
known as lie-abetes.

518
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,315
- Oh!
[laughter]

519
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,451
- And you are the Snitchuation.

520
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,752
- Get him, girl.
- Snitch.

521
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:28,920
- Yeah, I hate that guy.

522
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,755
- You got involved
too far, man.

523
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,056
- No, I did. I did.

524
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,359
But also take a little bit
of accountability.

525
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,493
- For what? Having my own life?

526
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,794
Living my [bleep] life?

527
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,963
- You had multiple side pieces.
- No, I did not!

528
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,465
- You admitted it
in a scene with me.

529
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,467
- First of all, me and Chris
were done with the Luis thing.

530
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,002
That's not a side piece.
- Listen, that's fine.

531
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,069
Listen, if you argue with me--

532
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,204
- All right.
Well, guys, listen--

533
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,539
We don't have a repeat
of San Diego.

534
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,907
[crosstalk]
I heard there's a pool party.

535
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,976
, n't give a [bleep].
I'm gonna say it right here.

536
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,845
Don't get involved
in my [bleep] business anymore.

537
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,246
- What do you mean?
You're a reality star.

538
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,614
You get paid to talk
about your life.

539
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,249
- I don't care.
- Then quit.

540
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,051
- It's not your business.
My life is my business.

541
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,452
- You play the victim
all the time.

542
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,487
- No, I don't.

543
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,188
- Don't be fooled by...
- Uh-uh.

544
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,024
- Somebody who plays the victim
in the storm that they created.

545
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,192
- I don't--but my life
and my [bleep] marriage

546
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,962
and everything is not
your [bleep] business.

547
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,063
- What?
- It's not your business.

548
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,364
- No, I know--

549
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,866
- It's not anybody's business
on these couches.

550
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,968
- You know,
the only way to work

551
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,470
with someone that is toxic,
you just can't play anymore.

552
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,671
<i> [tense music]</i>

553
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,573
- Are you leaving?

554
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,941
- What the [bleep]?

555
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,644
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

556
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,380
Wait, where is he going?
Why would he leave like that?

557
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,418
- Go, go, go.

558
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,053
Mike, are you okay?
- Yeah.

559
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,654
- You sure?
- Yeah.

560
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,823
- Can we have our wine?

561
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,092
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

562
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,894
- I just want her
to just be honest with me,

563
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,962
be a good friend,
tell me the truth.

564
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,097
- Oh, my God.

565
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,433
- Vinny's just a lot
about women.

566
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,101
- Wait, wait, what?
- Oh.

567
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,436
- Wait, what?
- [inaudible].

568
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,339
- Please welcome
Lola the Bunny.

569
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,008
- I don't know if that's Lola.

570
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,410
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah, that's an imposter.

571
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,780
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

572
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,815
♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

573
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,283
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

574
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,717
- I'm gonna say it right here,
right?

575
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,119
Don't get involved
in my [bleep] business anymore.

576
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,253
- You're a reality star,

577
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,421
you get paid to talk
about your life.

578
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,056
- I don't care.
- Then quit.

579
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,058
- But my life
and my [bleep] marriage

580
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,494
and everything is not
your [bleep] business.

581
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,829
- What?
- It's not your business.

582
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,130
- No, I know--

583
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,932
- It's not anybody's business
on these couches.

584
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,501
- You know what, the only way
to work with someone

585
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,636
that is toxic,
you just can't play anymore.

586
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,038
<i> [tense music]</i>

587
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,107
- Are you leaving?

588
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,008
- What the [bleep]?

589
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,511
Why would he leave like that?

590
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,346
- Uh.
- I don't know.

591
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:40,418
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

592
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,120
- I'm all right.

593
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,856
- Yeah, I just need
a minute, you know?

594
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,591
- What the [bleep] was that?

595
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,493
- That was a flip
the table moment.

596
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,827
- All right.

597
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,064
- I don't care if she
has 15 side pieces.

598
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,165
It's not a perfect world.

599
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,567
I don't want perfection
from her.

600
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,369
I just want her
to just be honest with me.

601
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,438
Be a good friend.
Tell me the truth.

602
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,508
Be like, "Yeah."
I got the whop.

603
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,943
Cool. You're happy now.
You're divorced.

604
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,278
It's awesome.

605
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,679
- What does he want me to say?
Like, not--

606
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,381
- All right, well, listen...
- I'm sorry.

607
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,150
- I'm not sure what's
going on with Mike,

608
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,518
but we'll find out
the situation

609
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,619
and we'll get him back.

610
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,587
- No, The Situation left.
- Yeah, he left.

611
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,122
- Try and get him back
in the building.

612
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,991
- He left.
- My God.

613
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,359
- Have a little bit
of accountability.

614
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,793
You're a reality star.
This is what you do

615
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,996
for a living,
to be full disclosures

616
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,098
and share your life
with us and the world.

617
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,699
That's what we do.

618
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,570
So I think that's what I have
trouble with, just her honesty.

619
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,605
- I always wanted to have
somebody walk off the Reunion.

620
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,673
That's so fun.

621
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,008
- What?

622
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,476
- Pauly, is it a prank?

623
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,777
- Maybe.

624
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,879
- Pauly always thinks things
are a prank.

625
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,514
- No, I think he's pissed.

626
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:50,454
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

627
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,297
- Mike, we missed you.

628
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,464
Are you all right?

629
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,099
- Yeah, I'm good.

630
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,434
I don't like to argue.
- [inaudible].

631
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,569
Is everything okay?
- You know what I mean?

632
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,170
It was just not really
getting anywhere.

633
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,206
And we're in such
a better place now.

634
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,373
So I was like--
- Yeah.

635
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,675
- I just went to cool off.

636
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,809
- I didn't know if you
were gonna come back.

637
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,810
I was like, "Holy [bleep]."
You know?

638
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,378
- Yeah. No, I'm--I'm good.

639
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,947
Not gonna leave
my squad hanging.

640
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,782
- Absolutely. A little fight
can't break this family. Yeah?

641
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:18,983
- Yeah. Come on now.

642
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,251
- Come on.
You've been through too much.

643
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,520
- I really do love these guys,
even Angelina.

644
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,488
We're in such an awesome place.
She's in group chat now.

645
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,656
We side text each other.
Like...

646
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,225
- Can we hug it out?
- Come on.

647
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,960
Come on now. come here.
- Just Angelina and Mike hug.

648
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,528
- Come on. Come on now.

649
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,129
- Hug it out.
- Yay!

650
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,198
- It's all good. I'm okay.
- Whoo-hoo!

651
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,800
- It's getting weird now.

652
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,935
- Vinny's getting jealous.
Sit back down, Ange.

653
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,170
- I'm getting jealous...

654
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,338
- He said, "Leave room
for the Holy Ghost."

655
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,739
- Of Angelina.

656
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,741
- I didn't feel like we were
getting anywhere,

657
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,043
and it just wasn't right,
so I just was like,

658
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,145
trying to just exit
the conflict, I guess.

659
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,180
- For sure. Yeah.

660
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,448
Before it escalated.
- Yeah.

661
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,682
- You don't want to be
the escalation.

662
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,017
- Yeah, exactly.

663
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,218
- The puzzle's not complete
without you, so...

664
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,053
- Yeah. Yeah.
- There it is. All right.

665
00:20:56,122 --> 00:21:00,391
It took a decade, but the crew
finally granted Vinny's wish

666
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,694
when they celebrated
our favorite mama's boy.

667
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,530
Take the day off.
We got a new holiday.

668
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,133
Happy Vin Day. Take a look.

669
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,136
- It's Vin Day, everybody.

670
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,171
Finally, a day to celebrate me.

671
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,741
I've been celebrating
everyone else for 13 years.

672
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,209
And I've never had a party.

673
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,410
- We can't have fun.
We can't eat good.

674
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,645
We can't have carbs.
We can't have pizza.

675
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,313
We can't put product
in our hair.

676
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,615
- It's gonna be
the best day ever, right?

677
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,385
all: [bored] Yeah.

678
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,053
- Yeah.

679
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,221
Yeah, Pauly.

680
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,856
- This is [bleep] terrible.

681
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,159
- Everybody can drink as long
as you work it off?

682
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:39,163
- Look at me.
- What sorcery of hell is this?

683
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,932
- Nah, I'm just gonna swing it
around a little bit.

684
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,336
I'd rather clean up my cat
[bleep] off my wall

685
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,204
than to jump rope
with Vinny today.

686
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,806
I don't like this.

687
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,609
- I got your smoothie
and your shots right here.

688
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,711
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. This smells.

689
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,012
- It smells ridiculous.
- Ugh!

690
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,480
- I deserve a day.
- I'm not gonna drink this.

691
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,948
- That I never got one before.

692
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,717
- The man is
the opposite of fun.

693
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,619
- Are you really gonna
drink it?

694
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,755
- [coughs]
- I did it for you, Vin.

695
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,123
- The best thing about Vin Day

696
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,993
is they only happen
once every 33 years.

697
00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,895
- Oh my!

698
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,196
- Yeah!

699
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,498
[cheers and applause]

700
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,300
- Yay!
- I like this part of Vin Day.

701
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,503
- You guys got no faith in me.
But I'm being fun.

702
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,005
- My man never really
gets a day,

703
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,441
never really gets to party,
so he's the best side piece

704
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,076
a man could ask for.
- Yeah.

705
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,877
- To Vinny!
- To Vinny!

706
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,312
- I love you, bro.

707
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,747
- Love you.

708
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,549
- All right, Jenni, start.

709
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:35,519
- Vinny, you are the brother
I never wanted

710
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:38,489
but I am so thankful to have.

711
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,891
Love you dearly.
And I'm your number one fan.

712
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,127
- Aw!
- Yay!

713
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,630
- Even though today I had
to throw myself this party,

714
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,333
hearing everybody
say something nice about me

715
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,369
is honestly unbelievable.

716
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,104
Tonight might be like
the best dinner

717
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,572
I've ever experienced
with everybody.

718
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,407
- Yay, Vin Day!

719
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,342
all: [chanting]
Vin Day! Vin Day!

720
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,311
Vin Day! Vin Day!

721
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,780
- Wow.
- Now, Vinny, Vin Day

722
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,815
has been a long time coming.

723
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,851
How did it make you feel
that your roommates

724
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,886
were finally celebrating you?

725
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,222
- I had, like, mixed emotions
about it

726
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:14,825
because, like, I had to throw
the party for myself.

727
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,761
They didn't even want
to be there kind of thing.

728
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,129
- Oh, wow.
- That's not true.

729
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,430
- He's being dramatic.

730
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,731
- We wanted to. Don't lie.
- That [bleep] soft.

731
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,366
- That [bleep] was weird.
- So drama.

732
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:23,834
- Rope, jump rope.
- So, um, yeah.

733
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,103
- His type of day
wasn't something we're into.

734
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,506
This guy took us jump roping
and then drinking, right?

735
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,707
- Yeah. Like, who wants that?

736
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,775
- So you're gonna jump rope
and drink.

737
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:31,976
Like, it just doesn't mix.

738
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:32,977
- It's gonna give you angina.
- Yeah.

739
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,245
- Acid reflux and [bleep].

740
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,546
- He wanted us to eat
all these keto snacks

741
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,548
and no dessert, no carbs.

742
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,849
- Okay.
- That's not fun.

743
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,985
- Vinny's just a lot
about Vinny, you know?

744
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,453
- Wait a minute, what?

745
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,022
Wait a minute, what?
- Oh, gee!

746
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,557
- I never had a day.
I never had a day.

747
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:49,460
- I do have to say,
I tried my best, right?

748
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,329
Out of everyone,
I got a burger with no bun.

749
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,464
- Wow.
- Yeah, she did. She did.

750
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,865
- I did.
- So you put the effort in?

751
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,267
- I did.

752
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,602
- Pauly, what was your
favorite part about Vin Day?

753
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,205
- The best part about Vin Day
was Vin Night.

754
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,773
It was awesome.
- That was fun.

755
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,108
- Like, we turned up.

756
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:05,743
We went to the strip club.

757
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:06,844
- Nice.
- This guy was dancing.

758
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,546
- We had blow-up Vinny heads.

759
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,947
- It was awesome.
- I love that.

760
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:11,048
- That's the Vinny we love.

761
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,516
- I miss that.
- When Vinny turns up...

762
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,984
- Come alive in the nighttime.
- Yeah. He's nocturnal.

763
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,186
- He literally is a meatball.
- Yeah.

764
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,854
- And we have so much fun
with him,

765
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,722
and we like live for that.
- Aw!

766
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,558
- But we don't really see
that any too much though.

767
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,860
- Vin Night was like the best.
- That was everything.

768
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,195
- For sure.

769
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,797
So San Diego was filled
with surprise guests,

770
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,968
and we actually have one
of them here at the Reunion.

771
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,673
Right now, please welcome
Lola the Bunny.

772
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,874
- Oh!

773
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,142
- Yeah!
- Lola!

774
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,878
- Lola, we're so happy
you can make it.

775
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:44,181
- Why does Lola have a cane?
- Lola the Pimp Bunny.

776
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,617
- Why does Lola look
like cracked out?

777
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,285
- He's all screwed up.
- Lola.

778
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,087
- Wait a second, guys.

779
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,255
- Lola, you're too small.

780
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,457
- I don't know
if that's Lola, guys.

781
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,392
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah. That's an imposter.

782
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,694
- Lola looks like
he cracked his neck.

783
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,964
- Hey!
- What the [bleep]?

784
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,966
What the [bleep]?

785
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,668
- Oh, no.
- Uncle Nino. Yeah!

786
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,036
- I'm back.

787
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,339
- Uncle Nino, how you doing?
What are you doing here?

788
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:09,640
- I'm doing marvelous.

789
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,542
I miss my family,
so I came down to see them all.

790
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,210
- Aw, that's amazing.

791
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,779
Uncle Nino, we're gonna
get you a glass of wine.

792
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,014
- A glass?
What the [bleep], a glass?

793
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,148
A bottle of [bleep] wine.

794
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,783
- A bottle.
Whatever this guy wants.

795
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,485
- A glass? That was breakfast.

796
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,720
[laughter]

797
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,923
- Coming up, has Nicole
re n gn a hangover?

798
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:28,158
The roommates discuss
and share their tried

799
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,394
and tested hangover cures.

800
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,830
[cheers and applause]

801
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,164
- I was wondering why
Lola had a limp.

802
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,634
- My meatballs. How are you?

803
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,304
- Angelina, is there
a new man in your life?

804
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,739
- There's a few
that I'm dating,

805
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,440
so he's one of them.
[laughter]

806
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,609
- Wait a second.
- What's his name?

807
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,613
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

808
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,248
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

809
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,950
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

810
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:54,351
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

811
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,588
- Welcome back.
We got more fan questions.

812
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,391
Virginia asks, "Angelina,
who was the man you were

813
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,893
FaceTiming in the car
after the winery?

814
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,662
Is there a new man
in your life?"

815
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,730
- It's somebody I'm dating
a little bit.

816
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:07,798
- Nice.
- But there's a few

817
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,633
that I'm dating,
so he's one of them.

818
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,702
- Wait a second.
- Guess what his name is.

819
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,872
- Guess what his name is.
- Vinny from Staten Island.

820
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,707
- Yep.
- But not this Vinny.

821
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,075
- It's meant to be.

822
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,310
- Now I can be like, yeah,

823
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:20,678
she's with Vinny
from Staten Island.

824
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,012
And it's not me.

825
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,582
- Now, Nicole, you claim
you've never had a hangover.

826
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:27,384
But take a look at this.
- Oh.

827
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,454
- I need to, like,
get my [bleep] together.

828
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:33,223
I think I'm dying.

829
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,592
Ugh.

830
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:35,693
I'm gonna have
to gag myself.

831
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:36,794
- We're in the theater.

832
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,463
- Oh, look at
the little old lady.

833
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:40,731
- I don't even care.

834
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,466
- Oh, look at the little old
Chilean lady.

835
00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:45,736
You look like
your grandmother from Chile.

836
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,571
- Ugh!

837
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,440
[laughter]

838
00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:50,441
- Stop!

839
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:51,942
- What did you drink?

840
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,677
- Roommates, have you guys
ever seen Nicole hung over?

841
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:54,745
- Yes.
- All the time.

842
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,213
- Yes.
- Not like that though.

843
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,349
- But not to, like,
that debilitating.

844
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,986
- You used to sleep with, like,
Gatorades and SoCo bottle.

845
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,354
- Yeah, but then
I would wake up fine.

846
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,189
- Yeah.
- I actually had to function.

847
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:06,490
- That next morning
after you drink,

848
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:07,725
that [bleep] hits different.

849
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,193
- Yeah.
What's your best hangover cure?

850
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,995
- Morning sex is great
after that.

851
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,096
- Ew!
- Yeah.

852
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,497
- It doesn't feel nauseous?

853
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:14,932
- Oh, like hangover sex?
- It does, but you're horny.

854
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,667
- My thing is just
keep drinking.

855
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,801
- The hair of the dog.
- Yeah.

856
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,336
- You just wake up
and keep drinking.

857
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,771
- Wake up and just keep going.
That's what me and Nicole do.

858
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,072
- Yes.
- [inaudible].

859
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,641
- She's been doing that
for like two years.

860
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,509
- I think Angelina goes out
more than everyone, for sure.

861
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:27,044
- She hasn't slept
in, like, 12 days.

862
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,145
- Angelina's the craziest
drinker out of all of us.

863
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,246
- I'm a [bleep] beast.

864
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,914
I don't know why,
but I just am.

865
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,683
- When was the last time
you slept?

866
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,219
- Uh, not last night.
- Wow.

867
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,221
- Jenni, you really let loose
in El Paso

868
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,424
to the point that the meatballs
gave you an alter ego,

869
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,127
AKA Prickly Elder. Take a look.

870
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,162
- Mess.
- Oh, this is the best.

871
00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,865
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

872
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,199
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

873
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,968
- I'm trying to nap.

874
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,436
- Was that napping?

875
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,406
Jenni has probably
drank two bottles of 1942

876
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:56,674
on her own at this point.

877
00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,443
And I'm like,
"Oh, she's on one."

878
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,745
Wait, what are we
gonna call her?

879
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,614
I'm Meena, you're Dren...

880
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,816
- Dren.
- What is this--this thing.

881
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:08,018
- So we need a tired,
drunk JWOWW.

882
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,353
- Well, that sounds
boring actually.

883
00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,021
- Prickly Elder.
- Prickly Elder.

884
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:13,023
- Prickly Elder.
[laughter]

885
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,693
- And so are we ever gonna see
Prickly Elder again

886
00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,327
or did you just
leave her in El Paso?

887
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,097
- I had almost a full
bottle of 1942.

888
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,465
- Oh, wow.
- She drank--no, you drank

889
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,067
the whole thing, girl.
- Damn.

890
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,903
- So, like, off camera,
we see a lot of Prickly Elder.

891
00:28:25,971 --> 00:28:27,037
- Yeah. Okay.

892
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,839
- So me and Nicole
were very excited

893
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,741
that she, like, came out.

894
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,209
- Yeah.
- She was so much fun.

895
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,811
That was like probably
one of my favorite times.

896
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,212
- The best Jenni.
- Yeah.

897
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,181
- Even when she punched me
in the neck, I was like,

898
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,449
"Let's keep it moving."
- It was so fun.

899
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,583
- We didn't want to go
in the house.

900
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:40,951
We're like,
"Let's keep driving."

901
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,554
- I know.
- I was great--

902
00:28:43,656 --> 00:28:45,322
- Oh, [bleep].
- I'm dead.

903
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,958
- Yeah, Dee.
Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

904
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,126
- Right.
- [laughs]

905
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,661
- Okay.

906
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,596
- Little Miss Punch Me
In The Throat.

907
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,298
- Oh, my God!

908
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,200
- Deena's a freak.
- She was fun.

909
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,669
I had a good time with her.

910
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,471
- Coming up,
the roommates stopped by

911
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:04,141
Wild 'N Out restaurant
and got more than they ordered.

912
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,043
Are the fellas ready
for round two?

913
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:07,344
Find out next.

914
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:11,248
all: [chanting] Wild 'N.
Wild 'N. Wild 'N. Wild 'N.

915
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,484
- Speaking of, like,
public speaking,

916
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,586
that would have been
my worst nightmare.

917
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:18,188
- You killed the roasting thing
at Angelina's wedding.

918
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,189
- Yeah, that was dope.

919
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,691
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

920
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,360
- It was nice to hear a priest
being so nice...

921
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,330
- You're going to hell.
She's going to hell.

922
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:27,765
- You're a saint.

923
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,467
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

924
00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:31,435
♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

925
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,203
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

926
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,906
- So, guys,
this is the control room.

927
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,175
This is where
everything happens.

928
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,444
- But we have to be quiet,
remember--very quiet.

929
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:43,113
- Quiet. Like, we're not
supposed to be in here. So shh!

930
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,149
- Let's see what the Y shot
looks like.

931
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,384
Take nine.
[inaudible].

932
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,553
I'll take a look at that.
Show me the entire slide.

933
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,922
- You're doing great, sweetie.
- Just don't touch.

934
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,457
Don't touch.

935
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:55,392
- I feel like we're not
supposed to touch buttons.

936
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,494
Let's just touch one,
see what happens.

937
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,531
[Snooki screams]
[alarm blares]

938
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,366
- Sorry, sorry.
God bless you all.

939
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,734
Sorry!

940
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:04,935
- Thank you.

941
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,471
[alarm blaring]

942
00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,674
- We're back with more
"Reunion."

943
00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:13,177
So funny enough,
I was in San Diego

944
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,711
with Nick Cannon, and we heard

945
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:18,215
the "Jersey Shore" crew was
at the Wild 'N Out Restaurant.

946
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,918
So Nick made some calls,
we popped over

947
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,021
and we put their Wildstyle
skills to the test.

948
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,856
Take a look.
- Oh, God.

949
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,758
- Wild 'N! Wild 'N!

950
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,961
- It's guys versus girls.
All my fellas make some noise.

951
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,629
- This is actually
right up my alley.

952
00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:35,566
Like, I love Wild 'N Out.
I love playing improv games.

953
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,467
But I'm a little scared
for my roommates.

954
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,036
- What are we doing right now?

955
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,138
- Hey, Pauly,
I found your comb.

956
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,873
[laughter]
- Hey!

957
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,843
- Honey, I got your
spaghetti fork ready for you.

958
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:47,377
[laughter]

959
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:48,679
- Hey, babe.
Come over here one second.

960
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,747
I got to fix your hair
with these rollers, man.

961
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,082
- Ay!
[cheering]

962
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,350
- Hey, baby.

963
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,451
it's time to make those
Christmas cookies.

964
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,253
Let's go.
<i> [record scratch]</i>

965
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,289
Abort mission. Abort.

966
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,258
- You can be talking [bleep]
about my guys.

967
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,793
- Can I talk [bleep] about you?

968
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,027
- You can talk [bleep]
about me.

969
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,295
- I'll try my best.

970
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,531
Yo, did you ever, like,
[bleep] her [bleep]?

971
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,133
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

972
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,370
- You spit. Whoo!

973
00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,539
- Deena, okay.
- I did really good.

974
00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:17,541
- Yo, cut the beat,
cut the beat.

975
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:18,942
- Okay.

976
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,344
- When I get handed the mic,

977
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,380
I go full B-Rabbit,
Eminem mode.

978
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,582
- Y'all want me to come up here
and show out?

979
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:29,019
Tell me why Angelina's [bleep]
looks like Pauly D's blow out.

980
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,421
[audience exclaims]

981
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,323
- Oh!
- Nikki and Pauly, I call them

982
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,559
jerk chicken parmesan.

983
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,327
[audience exclaims]

984
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,097
- The truth is you're not even
from Jersey.

985
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,331
And word at the shore

986
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,201
is you're the one
who gave Angelina herpes.

987
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:46,436
[audience exclaims]

988
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,372
- Vinny came through
and bodied it.

989
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,540
But I don't think
it was enough, fellas.

990
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,842
It's official, ladies.

991
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,577
You guys get
the Wild 'N Out belt!

992
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,379
[crowd cheering]

993
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,480
- Pauly, be honest.

994
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,948
Were you nervous?
- A little bit?

995
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,951
Yeah. I mean,
you guys are professionals.

996
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,786
You do your thing.
We're not in that realm.

997
00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:04,187
- Yeah, I agree.
- So we were a little nervous.

998
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,422
- We were in a restaurant.

999
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,391
Like, we were just out to eat.
All of a sudden,

1000
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:10,127
you walk in with Nick Cannon
and clear the tables.

1001
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,528
- Yeah.
- To hand his microphones.

1002
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:12,996
- We're like, all right.
- That is crazy. Yeah.

1003
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,666
- Nick handed me the mic
and I handed it straight to Vin

1004
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,901
'cause I just didn't connect
to my brain to like...

1005
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,369
- Sink or swim.
- Roast my wife.

1006
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,004
- Yeah.
- And I just didn't do it.

1007
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,072
- That's a good man.

1008
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,740
- Speaking of, like,
public speaking,

1009
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:26,043
that would have been
my worst nightmare.

1010
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,277
- You killed the roasting thing

1011
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:28,445
at Angelina's wedding
though, so--

1012
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:29,980
- Yeah, that was dope.

1013
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:32,549
- Oh, my God. Vinny.
- [laughter]

1014
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,284
- No, she's divorced.
- Moving right along.

1015
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,353
- I was about to give you
like such a nice thing.

1016
00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:38,055
I was going to say,
"Vinny did such a good job."

1017
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,523
- She's divorced, it's okay.

1018
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,058
- Yeah. Because of the speech.

1019
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,159
- All right. All right.

1020
00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:44,061
So, Deena,
you have the reputation

1021
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,729
of being the nice one
in the house.

1022
00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:48,799
And Wild 'N Out
is all about roasting.

1023
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,134
Honestly, I didn't know you had
a potty mouth like that.

1024
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,103
You had me dying.
- I really don't--

1025
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,204
- You know,
where did it come from?

1026
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,006
Was it just like
the drinks were flowing?

1027
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:57,140
- Drinks were flowing.
- Yeah.

1028
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,608
- And I wanted to win.

1029
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,444
And as everybody knows,
I'm very competitive.

1030
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,445
- She is. She is.
- There you go.

1031
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,246
- So I had to go
for the throat.

1032
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,781
- No gag reflex.

1033
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:08,085
- Little Miss No Gag Reflex.
- What is happening right now?

1034
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,188
- Angelina, the girls
defeated the fellas

1035
00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:12,522
and took home the belt.

1036
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,592
How does it feel to know
you're funnier than them?

1037
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:16,893
- I loved it.
- We killed it.

1038
00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,362
- Yeah.
- We did kill it.

1039
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,863
- Yeah. The girls cheated,
but it was good, it was good.

1040
00:33:19,932 --> 00:33:23,300
- Well, if you're not cheating,
you're not trying, Pauly.

1041
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:26,136
Ask Angelina.
No, I'm just kidding.

1042
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,171
[all exclaim]

1043
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,506
- See?

1044
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,743
- Oh!
- [indistinct singing]

1045
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,144
- I love you, Ange.

1046
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,014
- Coming up, we find out
how Pauly's shoulder's feeling

1047
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,149
after ramming through
the confessional door.

1048
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,184
- Oh.
- Oh, goodness.

1049
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:44,421
- More "Jersey Shore:
Family Vacation Reunion" next.

1050
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,157
[cheers and applause]

1051
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,159
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1052
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,794
- Should have been. Like,
"Oh, you're a dick. Ha, ha."

1053
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,597
But, you know, instead, it
turned into something way more.

1054
00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:56,033
- It's funny. Everyone here
is allowed to get intoxicated,

1055
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,135
Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

1056
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,470
But when Angelina has
an intoxicated night,

1057
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,605
I'm getting judged.

1058
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,407
- Do not pull me into this,
bitch.

1059
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:04,941
- Wow.
- Wow!

1060
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,477
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

1061
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,346
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

1062
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,814
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪

1063
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,916
<i> [upbeat dance music]</i>

1064
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:14,317
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1065
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,453
- We're back with
the "Jersey Shore" roommates.

1066
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:19,790
Now, we almost never see
Pase his cool.

1067
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,793
But this season, he ran through
a confessional door

1068
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,629
like there was free hair gel
on the other side.

1069
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,497
Take a look.

1070
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,133
- Vinny just post this one.
- That's actually a cute photo.

1071
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,368
- All right, send it to me.

1072
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,636
- First of all,
it's going on my story.

1073
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,605
- You said, appreciation post,
you agreed to it.

1074
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,040
- Oh, my God.
He's writing a paragraph.

1075
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,575
- It does not count...
- Has to be something sweet.

1076
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:39,943
- If you write something dumb.

1077
00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:42,379
- Yo, don't get gassed, like,
be appreciative

1078
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,680
for what
you're getting right now.

1079
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:44,915
- "Words can't describe
how much

1080
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,451
this incredible woman
means to me.

1081
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:51,321
God, I am so lucky and happy
to have you in my life.

1082
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,590
Out of all the stars
in the sky,

1083
00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,025
you are the brightest one."

1084
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,793
- Someone said,
"Are you in danger?"

1085
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,528
[laughter]

1086
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,130
- Everyone knows
Vinny loves me.

1087
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,431
Like everyone.

1088
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,266
- Vinny put another story
right after it

1089
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,469
with a tiny little "JK."

1090
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,038
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
He put joking.

1091
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,676
- Yo!
- What are you doing?

1092
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,277
[all screaming]

1093
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:17,681
- Angelina!
What is wrong with you?

1094
00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,216
- Sorry, guys.
- [bleep] you.

1095
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,650
- Oh, [bleep]!

1096
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,619
- It's just water.

1097
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,355
<i> [tense music]</i>

1098
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,890
- Just water.
- Oh, God.

1099
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,694
- Oh, no, no, no. Oh!

1100
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,864
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

1101
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:35,132
- Open the door.

1102
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,166
- No, no.
- Oh.

1103
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,335
- I'm not [bleep] going away.

1104
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:39,636
- Stop, you asshole.
[inaudible].

1105
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:40,904
- You just poured
[bleep] wine on me.

1106
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,105
- You bitch, you don't
[bleep] pour wine on me.

1107
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,040
- Oh, God.
- You just poured wine on me.

1108
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,976
- [inaudible].
- You poured wine on her.

1109
00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:47,377
- Bitch.
- You asshole.

1110
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,478
You touch me again, I'm done.

1111
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,547
- Oh, my God.

1112
00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:51,882
- Oh, my God!

1113
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,350
- Pauly, you could have been
a football player.

1114
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,018
- I know, right?
- Holy--one push.

1115
00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,286
- Me and Nicole weren't there,

1116
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,787
so I'm like trying
to see like--

1117
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,489
- I'm still--I'm flustered.
- I'm like--

1118
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,091
- What the [bleep]
just happened?

1119
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,692
- Now, Vin, this all started

1120
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:06,096
because you promised Angelina
an appreciation post

1121
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,265
if the girls
won the Wildstyle battle.

1122
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,033
- So this is all my fault?
Yeah. It's my fault.

1123
00:36:10,102 --> 00:36:11,301
- You did the post,
but you followed it

1124
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,537
with an immediate JK.

1125
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,438
- Which wasn't cool.
- Why didn't you honor the bet?

1126
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,408
- The bet was that I would
put a appreciation post.

1127
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,776
- Okay.

1128
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,711
- There was no bet
about what I can or cannot do

1129
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,714
on my social media page
after I posted that.

1130
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,082
- That's fair.

1131
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:27,517
- Should have been like,
"Oh, you're a dick. Ha, ha!"

1132
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,519
But, you know, instead it
turned into something way more.

1133
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,588
- You didn't have to go so--
you didn't have to do

1134
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:34,558
like, an extravagant thing.
That was on you.

1135
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:35,892
- I know I didn't have to.
Yeah.

1136
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,061
- So you did it on your own.
And then you just wanted

1137
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:40,797
to be a little dickhead
and take it back.

1138
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,799
- I'm sorry to break
the news to you.

1139
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,868
That love letter, I was JK.

1140
00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:47,037
- I don't give a [bleep].
Nobody cares.

1141
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,305
- I was JK. I was JK.
- I don't care.

1142
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,372
- I was JK.

1143
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,907
- You're immature.
- I was JK.

1144
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,475
- I just thought that that was
very immature of him.

1145
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,945
He, like, literally didn't hold
up to his end of the bargain.

1146
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:57,047
- I thought I did.
We could agree to disagree.

1147
00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:58,181
- Let me ask Mike--

1148
00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,150
- It was an exclusivity clause.

1149
00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:03,186
- Were you surprised
when Angelina went right

1150
00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,855
to throwing water on Vinny?
Did that surprise you?

1151
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,324
- No.
- Threw water.

1152
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,292
- I was surprised when water
turned to wine. That's all.

1153
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,994
- Pauly, what went
through your mind

1154
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:13,797
when Nikki became
collateral damage?

1155
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:16,900
- Here's the situation,
water now turned into the wine.

1156
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:19,736
And then she did it
and then ran away.

1157
00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,838
And so I was like, "Well, if
there's gonna be a fair fight,

1158
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,174
it should be wine on wine."
And then I opened the door.

1159
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,309
- Yeah, but whatever I found,
which was right next to me,

1160
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,612
I grabbed it
and then I just threw it.

1161
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,147
It's funny. Everyone here
is allowed to get intoxicated,

1162
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:33,250
Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

1163
00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,685
But when Angelina has
an intoxicated night,

1164
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,387
I'm getting judged
or I'm getting--

1165
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,755
- I have to do
a lot of apologies.

1166
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,290
- I'm not throwing wine
at people,

1167
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,558
and I always apologize.

1168
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:42,692
- I'm gonna say, I was like,
"Oh, [bleep]."

1169
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:43,994
Like, when I figured out
it was wine.

1170
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,195
- I always own up
to my nasty stuff.

1171
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:46,296
- Well, it was wine.
- That is not the truth.

1172
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,031
- Do not pull me
into this, bitch.

1173
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,767
- Pauly, we always see,
you know, the positive Pauly.

1174
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,969
I don't think
I've ever seen you angry.

1175
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,271
You know,
but we got a little glimpse.

1176
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:55,438
How's your shoulder feeling?
'Cause--

1177
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,107
- Shoulder's--
shoulder's good, but--

1178
00:37:57,175 --> 00:37:58,508
- It's all right?

1179
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,076
- It was positive because where
I come from, like,

1180
00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:02,012
I was brought up
that way to open a door

1181
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,313
for the lady.
- I love that.

1182
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,148
- I was opening the door
for my girlfriend.

1183
00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:07,517
- That was very--
chivalry is not dead.

1184
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,185
- Chivalry is not dead.
- It is not dead.

1185
00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:10,287
- Now, Vinny,
that must have been

1186
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,521
pretty hot
for you watching that.

1187
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:12,789
- Oh, my God.
- He ran out.

1188
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,491
Didn't you run out?
- That was hot, huh?

1189
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:16,092
- I mean, watching that
right now, watching that back.

1190
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:17,894
- I think he's [inaudible].
- We're gonna get you a towel.

1191
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,263
Coming up, Palm Sunday
has a whole new meaning

1192
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:22,932
when you're trying
to smoosh your priest.

1193
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,734
We're looking back
on the funniest moments

1194
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,303
from this season.

1195
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:27,837
[applause]

1196
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,172
- Whoo-hoo!

1197
00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:32,442
- I did it and instantly
burned my tonsil.

1198
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,743
I didn't know what to do.

1199
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,345
So instead of swallowing it,
I spit it out.

1200
00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:37,147
- You should never swallow.

1201
00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:39,482
Angelina, were you really
contemplating

1202
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:40,784
smooshing the priest?

1203
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,886
- I mean--
- Oh, dear God.

1204
00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:47,157
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪

1205
00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:48,158
et crazy, get wild ♪

1206
00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:50,226
Let's party, get loud ♪

1207
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:51,561
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1208
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,263
- Let's omck
to the "Jersey Shore:

1209
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,098
Family Vacation Reunion."

1210
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,667
This family grows bigger
every year,

1211
00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,570
but we recently lost
an irreplaceable member.

1212
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,139
After battling cancer,
Mike and Lauren's

1213
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,242
beloved dog Mosey passed away.
- Aw.

1214
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:11,414
He was such a big part of yoey.
life and such a beautiful dog.

1215
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:14,150
- Yeah. We were able to get
an additional seven months

1216
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:15,552
out of Mosey.

1217
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,355
The diagnosis was one to three.

1218
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:19,823
So we're very appreciative
and we cherish

1219
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,358
the moments that we had.

1220
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:23,460
I mean, he was an amazing dog.

1221
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,328
He really was.
He was like a family member.

1222
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:28,531
So he was so sweet
and so loving,

1223
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,100
and he was like
a big teddy bear.

1224
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,035
- And we know he's wagging
his tail up there in heaven.

1225
00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:33,336
- Yeah.

1226
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,404
- We love you, Mosey,
and we miss you, buddy.

1227
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:35,705
- Mosey!
- RIP.

1228
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:38,174
- Let's pivot and end things
on a happier note.

1229
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,111
There were too many hilarious
moments from this season,

1230
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:45,181
so we treated them like boogers
in Angelina's nose

1231
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,316
and picked our favorites.

1232
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:47,384
Take a look.

1233
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,486
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1234
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,454
- It's after.

1235
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,823
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.

1236
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,226
- Oh, my God! What is that?!
[laughter]

1237
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,061
Ah. It's burning my tongue.

1238
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,530
That tastes like [bleep].
No offense.

1239
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:01,631
- [burps]

1240
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,666
- Congratulations.
- Ew!

1241
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:07,404
- There was a sudden death
last night.

1242
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:09,839
Oh, ow!
- Oh, [bleep].

1243
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,408
- I snapped my Louboutin.

1244
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:12,809
We've been through
life together.

1245
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,511
These were my first pair.

1246
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,113
- People are dying.
- [bleep] off!

1247
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,448
- They might be adding
a little bit

1248
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,417
of jump rope flair
to Chippendales.

1249
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,785
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

1250
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:24,154
- Do you have to do
that choreo-graphy?

1251
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:26,656
- Choreo-graphy?
- It's choreo-graphy, yeah.

1252
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:29,125
- It's choreography.
[laughter]

1253
00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:30,260
- I didn't get to meet you.

1254
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:31,594
- Father Rick. Father Rick.
- Yeah.

1255
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:32,896
- Father Jerome has told me
so much about you.

1256
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:34,097
- Thank you.

1257
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,331
- I feel for what you're
going through right now,

1258
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,766
so, you know--
- Yeah.

1259
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,935
- You can stop by
the mission some time and--

1260
00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:40,503
- Definitely.
- Yeah.

1261
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,738
- Yeah. He asked me
to come back to the church.

1262
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,006
Nice to meet you.

1263
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,841
I can't friggin' date a priest.
Come on, me.

1264
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,676
No, that church
will be going up in flames.

1265
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,311
Some people gotta
get it in, right?

1266
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,447
- Oh, dear God.
- Oh, dear God.

1267
00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:51,514
- He said, "Oh, dear God."

1268
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,949
- He said,
"Oh, no, they don't."

1269
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:55,552
- Now, Nicole, what was harder,
chugging an entire glass

1270
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,854
of rosé
or taking the ginger shot?

1271
00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,088
- So I was, like, open to it.

1272
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,523
Nikki was like,
"You're gonna like it.

1273
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,592
Like, cleanses yourself."
I was like, "All right."

1274
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,495
And I go--first, I was like,
"Does Pauly do it?"

1275
00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:07,597
'Cause me and Pauly
are, like, the same with foods.

1276
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,032
I was like,
"Does Pauly like it?"

1277
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,200
- And she was like, "Yeah,
he does it all the time."

1278
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,801
I was like,
"Okay, I'm gonna like it."

1279
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:15,104
And then I did it
and instantly burned my tonsil.

1280
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,473
I didn't know what to do.

1281
00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,208
So instead of swallowing it,
I spit it out.

1282
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:20,844
- Spit it out.
You should never swallow.

1283
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,745
- I didn't like it. Yes.

1284
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,714
- Now, Angelina,
were you really

1285
00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:27,050
contemplating
smooshing the priest?

1286
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,618
- I mean--
- Oh, my God!

1287
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,054
- Bitch! You're going to hell.

1288
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,055
- [inaudible].
- She's going to hell.

1289
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,389
- No, I was not.

1290
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,359
But it was nice to hear
a priest being so nice.

1291
00:41:36,428 --> 00:41:39,262
- Does he still hit you up?
- He texts me.

1292
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,563
- You're an angel.
- Wow.

1293
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,866
- I'm like, "Holy [bleep]!
A priest likes me."

1294
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,502
- What's a priest's
favorite form of vagina?

1295
00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:46,603
- I don't know. Do you know?

1296
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,137
- Ew!
- You should ask him.

1297
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,172
You should go hang out
with him and ask.

1298
00:41:49,241 --> 00:41:50,940
- Go ahead, Vinny.
- None.

1299
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,309
- Let's go.
- Vin!

1300
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,511
- Yeah, you guys,
he landed one.

1301
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,112
He landed one today.

1302
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,413
- Vin, that was good.
- He landed one.

1303
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:58,414
- That was a good one.
- That was good.

1304
00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,482
- Thank you.
- All right.

1305
00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:00,950
- Thank you.
- That was good.

1306
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,052
- Well, another epic
"Family Vacation"

1307
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,420
is in the books.

1308
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:07,423
Big thanks to Nicole, Deena,

1309
00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:10,126
Jenni, Angelina, Pauly,

1310
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:14,931
Vinny, Mike, Uncle Nino,
and Brenda for stopping by.

1311
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,232
- Yeah, Brenda's in the mix.

1312
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,201
- Yay!
- I'm Justina Valentine.

1313
00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:20,303
Let'd  night
with a cheers.

1314
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,171
- Yeah!

1315
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,840
- Salut!

1316
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:25,208
- Cheers.
- [inaudible].

1317
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:26,876
- Relax, everyone.

1318
00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,745
s!
- Whoo!

1319
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:30,947
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1320
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:33,482
- ♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪