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- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪

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- Here we go.

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- When you hang around clowns,

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don't be surprised that
your life becomes a circus.

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- Never have I ever had my kids
walk in mid smoosh.

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- Ugh!

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- God.
- Jesus.

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- It's never happened to you?
- Thank God.

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- Any sex with Vinny
recently or--

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- No. I just [bleep]
him a little bit.

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all: Oh!

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- I didn't know Deena
was Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

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- Vinny.
- Stop.

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- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

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Give her the titties.

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- Everyone's allowed
to get intoxicated.

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Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

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- Do not pull me
into this, bitch.

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- She just wanted
to be a little [bleep] head.

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- Oh, damn,

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- I'm sorry to break the news
to you,

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that love letter, I was JK.

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- Oh, wow.

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- Vinny's just a lot
about Vinny.

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- Wait, what?

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- Angelina, is there
a new man in your life?

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- There's a few
that I'm dating,

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so he's one of them.
- Oh!

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- She has a condition
known as lie-abetes.

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- Oh!

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- My life is not
your [bleep] business.

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- You know what,
you just can't play anymore.

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- What the [bleep]?

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- Are you leaving?
- Whoa.

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- Wait, where is he going?

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- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

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♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

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<i>[dance music]</i>

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- Welcome to part two
of the first ever

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"Jersey Shore:
Family Vacation Reunion."

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I'm your host,
Justina Valentine.

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And the roommates
are in the building...

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[cheers and applause]
To break down every second

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of their vacation.

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Let's jump back to answering
more of your fan questions.

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Now, Deena,
Anthony was wondering,

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"What's your dream
vacation spot

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that you want to visit next?"

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- What I would love to do

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is go to Jamaica...
- Ooh.

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- And see, like, Nikki kind
of show us the ropes.

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- Nice.
- That would be fun.

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- That would be dope.
- That would be fun.

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- Nikki would be
a great tour guide.

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both: Yeah.
- Deena and Nicole were

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in rare form this season.

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I mean, no matter
how much they mature,

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the meatballs
are never afraid to get rowdy.

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And this season,
they got saucier than ever.

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Let's take a look.

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- I think I might be
a little drunk.

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[burps] Oh, my--

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ooh,
I've been doing it all day.

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- [inaudible]

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- Can you gag me?
I need to throw up tonight.

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Turn the roof off
this bitch.

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- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Come on.

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- My God, I just burped up
tacos from, like, two days ago.

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- Whee!
- Are we on a hill?

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- No, no, we're flat.
- Why did I think--

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- 'Cause you did
not wax, bitch!

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- [gasps] Oh, my God!

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[screams]

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- We couldn't sleep last night
'cause this [bleep] owl.

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Hoo!
[owl hooting]

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It was like...
[mimics owl hooting]

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- I swear to God,
if I hear it tonight,

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I'll go run outside and go,
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"

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- What the [bleep]
is happening?

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- I'm gonna say sorry in doggy.

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- Just shut--no.
[mimics barking]

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- Everybody needs to go to bed!
Everybody!

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- I didn't even know an owls
were like a real thing.

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Like, I know they're real.
- I didn't know--

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- Like, to be outside
our window and go...

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[mimics owl hooting]

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- Those noises were crazy.

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- That's the meatballs.

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- Oh, my God.
- Wow. A legendary duo.

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Listen, you guys have been
meatballing together

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for a long time.

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But how has
your meatball lifestyle...

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- Ages.
- Just changed, you know,

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in comparison to the early days
down the shore?

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- Well...
- I mean...

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- I feel like we
drink classier now.

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- Yeah, we drink wine.

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- Like, back in the day...
- Yeah.

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- It was like
Long Island Iced Teas.

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- Shots.
- Right.

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- Shots, like the pretzel
shots, remember?

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- Pretzel. Yeah.

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- And when we're
on these vacations,

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now that we're moms, like...

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- I think we go harder.
- I don't do this at home.

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- Even Jenni.

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- I'm like, I'm letting loose.
- Yeah.

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- And I just want
to have a good time.

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And when I'm with my meatball,
like, we literally,

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like, just, like,
read each other's minds.

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- Right.
- It's friggin' weird.

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- Yes.
- Telepathic meatballs.

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- So we're like, we just want
to have a good time.

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- Yeah, they're still a blast
in the glass.

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- Now, Jenni, you're usually
their handler

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but you went full meatball
at Pauly's show.

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- Oh.

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- You passed out
in the car ride home.

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I mean, how hard is it
to keep up with the meatballs?

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- I don't understand, like,
we'll literally be

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on like E, like, empty.
- Yeah.

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- And then something in them
just like recharges.

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[laughter]

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- Second wind. Yeah.

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- Yeah, you said that
in the car.

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- But like three or four winds.
And they're just ready to go.

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They'll literally start
to fall asleep

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and then wake up and then--

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- Rejuvenated.
- Yeah.

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- It's like putting
the meatballs

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back in the microwave.

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- Yeah.
- Honestly...

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- Yes.

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- Some of our best moments
are in the car.

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- Car ride home.

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- Like, the club's fun,
but when you're drunk,

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and you're going home
with your girls...

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- Yeah.
- The best time in the car.

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- So, Ange, what's your
favorite meatball moment?

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- I think in the hallway
with that blow-up doll,

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that was the best.
- Oh, my God.

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At your bachelorette?
- Do you remember, like,

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I was like [bleep] reverse
cowgirling it?

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- Yes.
- And you were like,

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"Keep going, keep going."
It was just so fun.

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- Oh, my God.
- It's always a good time.

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- I have my favorite moment,
so legendary.

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In Italy, they literally
like pretended to be a bull...

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- The two meatballs?

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- Yeah, the meatballs.
- Wow.

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- They went straight
into a bush.

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- Oh, my gosh.

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- They feel no pain,
the meatballs.

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- No, we bounce back.

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- They're really committed.

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- We were, like, yellow.
- Yeah.

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- Now that I'm like 34,
I feel it the next day.

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- Oh, yeah.

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- Like, after falling off
the stage, I'm like,

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"Jenni, why does my neck hurt?"
[laughter]

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- But, Vin, I gotta ask you,
the night when they were

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hooting all night like owls,
were you pissed?

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- Actually, yeah,
I was because, like,

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I'm big on my sleep.

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- Oh. Eight hours of REM, kid.
- Sorry, Vin.

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- I need like
eight hours of REM.

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- Yeah.

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- And that night, like,
we finally hit the pillow,

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were like, "Ah!"
Like, it was a long day.

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- Yeah.
- Sorry, guys.

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- And then, like--
we just hear, like...

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[grunting] You know?
[Jenni mimics hooting]

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- Like, I actually thought
it was real animals outside.

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- Yeah.

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- And I was like,
"What the [bleep]?"

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- Yeah.
- You were awake also.

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- So let's talk about the owl
in El Paso

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because, Nicole,
you said, and I quote,

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"I didn't even know owls
were a real thing."

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So talk to us about that.

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- Just because I've never seen
an owl actually,

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like, outdoors.
- Okay.

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- Like, you know,
you see it on TV

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or you see it in, like, a zoo.

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- So you thought it was
like a mystical creature?

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- I never saw it, like,
in the back of my house.

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- Right.
- Hooting.

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- I'm the one that rented
that house.

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I had to deal
with the HOA after that.

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All the neighbors
wrote a letter.

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- Oh, get out of here.
- Oh, my God.

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- All right.
Now that Nicole and Deena know

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owls are a real thing,

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let's see just how good
their animal knowledge is.

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I'm gonna describe an animal

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and you decide
if it's real or fake.

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First up,
we have the blobfish.

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This deep sea fish lacks
substantial bone or muscle.

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All right. Now is the blobfish
real or fake?

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- Real.
- Real.

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- So final answer real?

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- Real.
- You're correct.

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The blobfish is in fact real.
Let's take a look.

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- Oh, damn!
- Oh, sick.

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- That thing is gorgeous.

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- I'm sorry.
- All right.

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Next up, we have the jackalope,
a popular taxidermy trophy.

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Male jackalopes fight
using their antlers to win

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over potential mates.

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Ladies, is the jackalope
real or fake?

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- I just jackaloped one
in the dressing room.

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[rimshot]
- Vinny!

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- I'm going with false 'cause
I'm thinking of jack-o-lantern.

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- It's true. It's true.
- Okay, well, Deena,

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you are right.
The jackalope is fake.

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- So smart.
- All right.

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Last but not least,
this is my favorite one.

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It's the penis fish.

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It's a species
of marine spoon worm,

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large numbers of penis fish
have been known to wash ashore

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and become stranded
on the beaches of Japan.

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- Oh, my God.
- Sick.

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- Now is the penis fish
real or fake?

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- Fake.
- Real.

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- I'm gonna say it's real.

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- Yeah, I'm gonna say it sounds
so crazy, it has to be real.

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- It has to be real.
- Has to be real, right?

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- Well, it's real.
Let's see the dick pics.

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- Ew.

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[all scream]

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- Oh, my God!

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- Do they eat it?
Do they eat it?

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- They aren't even circumcised.
- Oh, my God!

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- Oh, my God!

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- Yo!
- Jenni's excited.

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- Do they eat it?
- It's a dildo.

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- Would you put some of those
in the pond, Ange?

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- I hope not.

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- Oh, wow.
- That looks like Angelina's

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Friday night though.
- What? No way.

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- A lot of [bleep].
- Never!

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- All right.
Enough [bleep] for one day.

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Coming up, we'll see if Vinny
can get some vindication

244
00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,760
and convince Joe Biden
to turn Vin Day

245
00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,962
into a national holiday.

246
00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,630
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

247
00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,798
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

248
00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,600
- Yay, Vin Day!

249
00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,335
- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

250
00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:50,704
- Yes.
- Like, give her the titties.

251
00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,539
- So I had to go
for the throat.

252
00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,676
- No gag reflex.
- What is happening right now?

253
00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,744
- You have to admit,
the streets were very messy.

254
00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,313
- Who gives a [bleep]
about the streets?

255
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,681
- You're a reality star.

256
00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,249
You signed up for this
14 years ago, sweetheart.

257
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,684
- It doesn't matter though.
- Just can't play anymore.

258
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,086
- What the [bleep]?

259
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,921
<i>[tense music]</i>

260
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:13,694
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

261
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,761
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

262
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,697
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

263
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,566
- So this is Jenni's room.
- JWOWW. JWOWW!

264
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,034
- I'm naked, bitch.

265
00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,703
- She's naked.
- She's naked.

266
00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,204
- But then you go into my room.

267
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,606
And this is where
we get wasted.

268
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,607
- And then this
the meatball room.

269
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,276
<i>[dance music]</i>

270
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,744
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

271
00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,679
- This is where Angeliner
takes a poop.

272
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,881
- Yeah.
- Right here.

273
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,083
- Hello. Are you ready?
Angeliners.

274
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,287
Here she is.
- Here's Angeliners.

275
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,956
Angelina's fancy. Look at this.
- Crazy.

276
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,191
- I got the whole light
and everything.

277
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,893
I need it.
- We should go to the boys.

278
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,227
- Boys!

279
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,529
- Boys!
- Boys!

280
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,464
- Boys!
- Boys!

281
00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,065
- Boys!

282
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,335
- Welcome back to the
"Jersey Shore: Reunion."

283
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,970
With El Paso in the rear view,

284
00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,040
the roommates headed west
for vacation number two.

285
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,342
Hello, San Diego.

286
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,977
Let's take a look.

287
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,347
all: San Diego take over!

288
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:10,350
<i>[upbeat dance music]</i>

289
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,586
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

290
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,255
- [screams]

291
00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:19,226
- Oh, my God!

292
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,962
- It's the Easter Bunny!

293
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,933
- Whoo!

294
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,968
- You know,
when we open the nozzle,

295
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,037
we just catch it in your mouth.
You go first.

296
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,040
- No, no. It's too close.
- Stop touching it.

297
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,243
- What?
- Your fish lips [inaudible].

298
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,045
- I love you. I'm coming.

299
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,246
- Jenni.

300
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:42,249
[all screaming]

301
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:46,620
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

302
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,189
- The sanctuary. Whoo!

303
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,257
- Ooh!
- Whoa!

304
00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:51,892
- Are you hungry?

305
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,828
[cheers and applause]

306
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,533
- We made you a scrap book,
30 things we love about you.

307
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,901
And then if you turn it over,

308
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,104
it's 30 things we need
to warn you about Pauly.

309
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,739
- This is so cute.

310
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,074
- Oh, who made that?

311
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,775
- [inaudible singing]

312
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,711
[mimicking electric guitar]

313
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,112
- Me and the girls are, like,

314
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,814
right back to where we were,

315
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:17,217
like, drama never happened,
laughing, [bleep] going off,

316
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,820
piss drunk,
living our best lives.

317
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,222
[mimicking electric guitars]

318
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,690
- Oh, my God.

319
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,992
- I love that.
- Okay, so, Deena,

320
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,860
Vinny was complaining that
the girls were

321
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,996
too loud on the way home
from the winery.

322
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,531
Was he just killing the vibes?

323
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,032
-
He's always killing the vibes.

324
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,767
- That's why you're not
in our car ever.

325
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,670
- He goes to a winery
to taste wine, doesn't do it,

326
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,373
and then complains
when we all had a glass.

327
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,641
- Makes no sense.

328
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,042
- Sorry we're having
a really good time.

329
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,043
- Yeah. Vinny's the worst.

330
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,311
- Is he?
- The worst.

331
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,712
- Pauly, how touched were you

332
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,348
by the scrapbook Deena
made for Nikki's birthday?

333
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,917
- Oh, it was so dope.
- So cute.

334
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,752
- The amount of detail
that they put into it,

335
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,520
it's like so many
moments and memories

336
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,956
and then they said things
that they don't like about me,

337
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,958
but I think lowkey,
they like it about me.

338
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,459
- It was a joke.
- Yeah, they like it. Yeah.

339
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,794
- It was supposed to be funny.
- No, I know. Mm-hmm.

340
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,230
- Which warning was
the most important?

341
00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:04,898
- The la--
like, when we're all--

342
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,533
- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah.

343
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,768
- That.
- That.

344
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,069
- Especially when
we're hungover like,

345
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,838
had a long night.
- And he does it purposely.

346
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,172
- Come on!
- Yeah.

347
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,274
- I do not!
I don't even need a megaphone.

348
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,475
- I'm like, "I can't."
- Right.

349
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,077
- Now someone
who wasn't invited

350
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,046
to Nikki's birthday showed up,

351
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,114
and I'm talking about Dren.

352
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,283
- No! Delete this!

353
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,551
- Take a look.

354
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,520
- I'd love a dirty martini.
- All right.

355
00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:29,356
- Oh, my God!
Are you my brother?

356
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:30,791
- I was gonna go check on her,

357
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,726
but she's just gonna tell me
to go [bleep] myself.

358
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,662
- Yeah. Basically.
So I wouldn't.

359
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,731
- A large fries
for delivery or pickup?

360
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,434
- Yeah. Just show your titties.

361
00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:41,902
- Watch the drink.
Watch the drink.

362
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,170
Watch the drink.

363
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:45,172
- Give me that titty, bitch.

364
00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:47,741
- Yeah, get her.
- Got the titty!

365
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,077
[screams]
- Wrestler!

366
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,245
Holy [bleep]!

367
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,779
- Thank God for Zack
being with us.

368
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,983
We need a professional wrestler
to literally lift Dren

369
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,685
over his [bleep] shoulder
and walk her to the hotel.

370
00:11:58,752 --> 00:11:59,920
That's how bad she is.

371
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,722
- Call the cops.
[laughter]

372
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,191
Let me out, little bitch.

373
00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,293
- [inaudible]
gremlin once or twice.

374
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,029
- Oh, my God!

375
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,197
Ow!

376
00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:11,832
- I peed myself.

377
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,000
- Nicole, we're home.

378
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,434
Come on. Let's go.
- Ow!

379
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,470
- Wow. You were turning up.

380
00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,705
Is there a type of alcohol
that brings Dren out the most?

381
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,706
- We don't know.
- I don't know.

382
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,908
- Martinis maybe?

383
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,109
- I don't know
where she comes from.

384
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,111
I don't know how it happens.

385
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,313
- God!
- That was fantastic.

386
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,447
- That was funny.

387
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,082
- Dren always loves
Jenni's titties.

388
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,617
- Yes.
- Like, "Give her the titties."

389
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,519
- Apparently. Yes.
- Now, Ange, is that the worst

390
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,654
that you've ever
seen her that night?

391
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,888
- The worst I've ever seen you,

392
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,123
but it was the best night
ever because...

393
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,125
- So fun.
- Thank God for Zack, Jenni,

394
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,693
like, we were like a tag team,
all three of us.

395
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,195
- Yeah.
- It was crazy.

396
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,497
- She took out a 260-pound man.

397
00:12:43,564 --> 00:12:44,698
- You took him down.
- Damn.

398
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,033
- You might be a wrestler
if you wanted.

399
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,869
- Honestly.
- All right, El Paso was hot,

400
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,072
but it was nothing compared
to the blazing dumpster fire...

401
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,740
- Oh, God!
- That was night one

402
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,642
in San Diego.
Let's take a look.

403
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:56,710
- Oh, [bleep].
- Here we go.

404
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,679
- Let me explain
something to you.

405
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,214
- Can I go first, though?
- Sure.

406
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,750
- This is a hostage situation.
Let me out!

407
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,753
There's a friggin' pool party
happening outside.

408
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,923
- Angelina, you don't admit
anything ever!

409
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,191
- What are you talking about?

410
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,693
- [bleep] grow some balls
is all I'm asking.

411
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,760
- Jenni, I never even--
- All I'm asking is one thing.

412
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,895
- This is a blast.

413
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,563
Oh, my God.
Please make it stop.

414
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,831
I'm looking at flights.

415
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,032
- Just over the [bleep]--

416
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,868
- There is fighting going on

417
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,403
while a lit pool party

418
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,939
is right outside
the [bleep] window.

419
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:30,944
- Mike asks me to host
the Situation Podcast

420
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,981
with your ex-husband
and your side piece.

421
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,716
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

422
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,085
We need to talk because now,
this whole thing, like--

423
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,720
- What are you talking about?
- We need to talk now.

424
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,888
- You're in deep doo-doo,
brother.

425
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,256
- It seems like
we have an ambush.

426
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,624
- Let me live my life.
- I just don't understand

427
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,094
how I became, you know,
the bad guy so easily

428
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,496
when your life is so messy
and we've explained it.

429
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,098
- Mike, come on
with this [bleep], man.

430
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,166
- No, no, no. Let me finish.
- There's a pool party outside.

431
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,334
- You're messy,

432
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,802
and it comes back on us.
- [inaudible].

433
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,271
- So shut the [bleep] up
while I finish.

434
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,173
- I'm messy? It's not messy.

435
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,074
- I'm not [bleep] done.
- It's my life.

436
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,409
- I'm not done!

437
00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,144
- I'm not yelling!

438
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,780
- Seeing Jenni, like,
yelling and getting upset.

439
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,749
But, I mean, let's wrap it up

440
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,817
so we can go
get drinks downstairs.

441
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,719
- I mean, it's really good
to get everything out.

442
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,087
Everyone needed to vent.

443
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,024
So right now, I kind of think
things are okay,

444
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,927
but there's a possibility
that they are not.

445
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,328
- Okay. Can we kumbaya

446
00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:23,096
and let's go downstairs
to the pool party?

447
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,332
- Let's go.
- Oh, my God.

448
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,267
- Whoo!
- Now, Angelina,

449
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,036
you wanted to clear the air
with everyone.

450
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,239
Did you feel better
after having that conversation?

451
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,208
- Yeah, I did. We needed
to have that conversation.

452
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,676
It was like a big elephant
in the room.

453
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,744
And I was like, "Let's just
get it out in the open."

454
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,346
- Right.
- Get it all out there.

455
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,149
- Now, Jenni, it was like
you flipped a switch.

456
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,418
You know, it felt like everyone
was getting grounded.

457
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,020
Is there a nickname for the,
"I'm not done" Jenni?

458
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,522
- Mom.
- Mom mode.

459
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:52,593
- Yo, she hit like a tone that,
like, I was terrified,

460
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,795
and at the same time,
I was, like, impressed.

461
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,096
- Passionate.
- Vin, can you give us

462
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,831
your best
"I'm not done" impression?

463
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,967
- I'm not done!

464
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,302
- Oh, my God.
- That was pretty good.

465
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,304
- It was way louder than that
if you were in the room.

466
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,506
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

467
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,440
- Listen, we got where
we needed to get.

468
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:07,908
- Yes.

469
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,409
- At the end of it,
that's the most important part.

470
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,311
- Deena, if you could
go back in time,

471
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,646
would you have escaped
the suite

472
00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:14,281
just to get to
the pool party earlier?

473
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,250
- Definitely.
- "Definitely."

474
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,118
- They would have snuck out.
- Vinny!

475
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,553
- Vinny's the worst. I'm sorry.

476
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,054
- I hate him.
- Now, Mike, you thought

477
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,423
San Diego
was gonna be good vibes only.

478
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,758
- Yes, yes.

479
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:26,393
- But it was actually
the opposite of that.

480
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,794
- Yes.
- Did you really think

481
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,764
Angelina wasn't gonna find out
about the podcast?

482
00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:31,965
- Um, I didn't.

483
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,834
I thought that everything
was smoothed over

484
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,502
between Angelina and myself.

485
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,337
We had multiple meetings.

486
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,072
I always like
to be full disclosure.

487
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,407
So if you guys
ask me anything...

488
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:41,675
- But you didn't though.
- Like, I'll tell you--

489
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:42,843
- You weren't though.
- Not necessarily.

490
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,378
- Because when I sat down
with Jenni,

491
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,880
I heard things that were not
disclosed at those meetings.

492
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,449
- No, but--
- In all fairness, the podcast

493
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,685
was something that was thrown
in group chat

494
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:55,389
as a joke and were super,
super sarcastic all the time.

495
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,590
- Right.

496
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,625
- So sometimes
that doesn't translate

497
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,727
if someone is like
just looking at the--

498
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,728
- The text.

499
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,130
- The text.
- Got you.

500
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:04,364
- Yeah, but, Mike,
I didn't take it like a joke.

501
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,600
When I found out,
I was so pissed at you

502
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,968
because you told me,
I was like,

503
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,336
"Wait, what the [bleep]?"

504
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,904
- But it's like you have
to admit,

505
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,172
the streets were very messy.

506
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,473
- Who gives a [bleep]
about the streets?

507
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,808
- You're a reality star.

508
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,076
You signed up for this
14 years ago, sweetheart.

509
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,477
- It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.

510
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,779
But you brought it on here.
And then honestly...

511
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,113
- Brought it on here?
- To be honest,

512
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,049
it's my real life,
and it was my real divorce

513
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,684
and my real [bleep], man.

514
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,352
- But you understand
that we get paid

515
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,387
to talk about my life
and all of our lives.

516
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,755
- Just to keep it positive--

517
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,057
- No, let's keep it positive.
- No, no. Yeah.

518
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,692
- She has a condition
known as lie-abetes.

519
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,961
- Oh!
[laughter]

520
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,129
- And you are the Snitchuation.

521
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,397
- Get him, girl.
- Snitch.

522
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,565
- Yeah, I hate that guy.

523
00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:40,400
- You got involved
too far, man.

524
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,735
- No, I did. I did.

525
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,971
But also take a little bit
of accountability.

526
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,138
- For what? Having my own life?

527
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,473
Living my [bleep] life?

528
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,575
- You had multiple side pieces.
- No, I did not!

529
00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:50,143
- You admitted it
in a scene with me.

530
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,079
- First of all, me and Chris
were done with the Luis thing.

531
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,614
That's not a side piece.
- Listen, that's fine.

532
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,748
Listen, if you argue with me--

533
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:55,949
- All right.
Well, guys, listen--

534
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,151
We don't have a repeat
of San Diego.

535
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,720
[crosstalk]
I heard there's a pool party.

536
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,788
- No, I don't give a [bleep].
I'm gonna say it right here.

537
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,657
Don't get involved
in my [bleep] business anymore.

538
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,058
- What do you mean?
You're a reality star.

539
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,426
You get paid to talk
about your life.

540
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,061
- I don't care.
- Then quit.

541
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,863
- It's not your business.
My life is my business.

542
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,298
- You play the victim
all the time.

543
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,366
- No, I don't.

544
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,034
- Don't be fooled by...
- Uh-uh.

545
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,802
- Somebody who plays the victim
in the storm that they created.

546
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,971
- I don't--but my life
and my [bleep] marriage

547
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,741
and everything is not
your [bleep] business.

548
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,875
- What?
- It's not your business.

549
00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:23,210
- No, I know--

550
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:24,645
- It's not anybody's business
on these couches.

551
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,747
- You know,
the only way to work

552
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,283
with someone that is toxic,
you just can't play anymore.

553
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,450
<i>[tense music]</i>

554
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,386
- Are you leaving?

555
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,720
- What the [bleep]?

556
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:36,423
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

557
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,193
Wait, where is he going?
Why would he leave like that?

558
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,197
- Go, go, go.

559
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,831
Mike, are you okay?
- Yeah.

560
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,433
- You sure?
- Yeah.

561
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,569
- Can we have our wine?

562
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,838
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

563
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,639
- I just want her
to just be honest with me,

564
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,708
be a good friend,
tell me the truth.

565
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:55,843
- Oh, my God.

566
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,178
- Vinny's just a lot
about women.

567
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,847
- Wait, wait, what?
- Oh.

568
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,248
- Wait, what?
- [inaudible].

569
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:05,152
- Please welcome
Lola the Bunny.

570
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,820
- I don't know if that's Lola.

571
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:09,223
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah, that's an imposter.

572
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:15,162
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

573
00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:16,296
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

574
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,731
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

575
00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,166
- I'm gonna say it right here,
right?

576
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,567
Don't get involved
in my [bleep] business anymore.

577
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:21,702
- You're a reality star,

578
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,836
you get paid to talk
about your life.

579
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:24,471
- I don't care.
- Then quit.

580
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,473
- But my life
and my [bleep] marriage

581
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,909
and everything is not
your [bleep] business.

582
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:30,277
- What?
- It's not your business.

583
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:31,612
- No, I know--

584
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,347
- It's not anybody's business
on these couches.

585
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,916
- You know what, the only way
to work with someone

586
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,085
that is toxic,
you just can't play anymore.

587
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,453
<i>[tense music]</i>

588
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,522
- Are you leaving?

589
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,457
- What the [bleep]?

590
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,926
Why would he leave like that?

591
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,761
- Uh.
- I don't know.

592
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:53,133
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

593
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,801
- Yeah, I'm all right.

594
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,504
- Yeah, I just need
a minute, you know?

595
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,273
- What the [bleep] was that?

596
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,241
- That was a flip
the table moment.

597
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,543
- All right.

598
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,779
- I don't care if she
has 15 side pieces.

599
00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:06,880
It's not a perfect world.

600
00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:09,283
I don't want perfection
from her.

601
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,084
I just want her
to just be honest with me.

602
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,153
Be a good friend.
Tell me the truth.

603
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,223
Be like, "Yeah."
I got the whop.

604
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:18,659
Cool. You're happy now.
You're divorced.

605
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,993
It's awesome.

606
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,395
- What does he want me to say?
Like, not--

607
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,096
- All right, well, listen...
- I'm sorry.

608
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,865
- I'm not sure what's
going on with Mike,

609
00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:26,266
but we'll find out
the situation

610
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,434
and we'll get him back.

611
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,269
- No, The Situation left.
- Yeah, he left.

612
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,804
- Try and get him back
in the building.

613
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,739
- He left.
- My God.

614
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,107
- Have a little bit
of accountability.

615
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,542
You're a reality star.
This is what you do

616
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,744
for a living,
to be full disclosures

617
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,113
and share your life
with us and the world.

618
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,748
That's what we do.

619
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:45,552
So I think that's what I have
trouble with, just her honesty.

620
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,588
- I always wanted to have
somebody walk off the Reunion.

621
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,655
That's so fun.

622
00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:49,990
- What?

623
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:51,458
- Pauly, is it a prank?

624
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:52,759
- Maybe.

625
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,862
- Pauly always thinks things
are a prank.

626
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,496
- No, I think he's pissed.

627
00:19:56,563 --> 00:20:03,403
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

628
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,279
- Mike, we missed you.

629
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:13,413
Are you all right?

630
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,048
- Yeah, I'm good.

631
00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:16,383
I don't like to argue.
- [inaudible].

632
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,584
Is everything okay?
- You know what I mean?

633
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,119
It was just not really
getting anywhere.

634
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,188
And we're in such
a better place now.

635
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:22,356
So I was like--
- Yeah.

636
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,690
- I just went to cool off.

637
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,858
- I didn't know if you
were gonna come back.

638
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:25,759
I was like, "Holy [bleep]."
You know?

639
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,361
- Yeah. No, I'm--I'm good.

640
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,929
Not gonna leave
my squad hanging.

641
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:30,731
- Absolutely. A little fight
can't break this family. Yeah?

642
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,999
- Yeah. Come on now.

643
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,333
- Come on.
You've been through too much.

644
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,435
- I really do love these guys,
even Angelina.

645
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,404
We're in such an awesome place.
She's in group chat now.

646
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:38,572
We side text each other.
Like...

647
00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:40,140
- Can we hug it out?
- Come on.

648
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:41,875
Come on now. come here.
- Just Angelina and Mike hug.

649
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:43,443
- Come on. Come on now.

650
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,045
- Hug it out.
- Yay!

651
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,147
- It's all good. I'm okay.
- Whoo-hoo!

652
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:48,715
- It's getting weird now.

653
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,851
- Vinny's getting jealous.
Sit back down, Ange.

654
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,152
- I'm getting jealous...

655
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:53,287
- He said, "Leave room
for the Holy Ghost."

656
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,655
- Of Angelina.

657
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,657
- I didn't feel like we were
getting anywhere,

658
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,959
and it just wasn't right,
so I just was like,

659
00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,161
trying to just exit
the conflict, I guess.

660
00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,229
- For sure. Yeah.

661
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:03,463
Before it escalated.
- Yeah.

662
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,665
- You don't want to be
the escalation.

663
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,033
- Yeah, exactly.

664
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,234
- The puzzle's not complete
without you, so...

665
00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,002
- Yeah. Yeah.
- There it is. All right.

666
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:13,340
It took a decade, but the crew
finally granted Vinny's wish

667
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:16,643
when they celebrated
our favorite mama's boy.

668
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,479
Take the day off.
We got a new holiday.

669
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,115
Happy Vin Day. Take a look.

670
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,085
- It's Vin Day, everybody.

671
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,120
Finally, a day to celebrate me.

672
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,690
I've been celebrating
everyone else for 13 years.

673
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,158
And I've never had a party.

674
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,426
- We can't have fun.
We can't eat good.

675
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,594
We can't have carbs.
We can't have pizza.

676
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,262
We can't put product
in our hair.

677
00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:37,564
- It's gonna be
the best day ever, right?

678
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,367
all: [bored] Yeah.

679
00:21:40,434 --> 00:21:42,002
- Yeah.

680
00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,170
Yeah, Pauly.

681
00:21:43,237 --> 00:21:44,771
- This is [bleep] terrible.

682
00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:48,075
- Everybody can drink as long
as you work it off?

683
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:52,079
- Look at me.
- What sorcery of hell is this?

684
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,848
- Nah, I'm just gonna swing it
around a little bit.

685
00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:58,252
I'd rather clean up my cat
[bleep] off my wall

686
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,153
than to jump rope
with Vinny today.

687
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,788
I don't like this.

688
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,591
- I got your smoothie
and your shots right here.

689
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,693
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. This smells.

690
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,061
- It smells ridiculous.
- Ugh!

691
00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,496
- I deserve a day.
- I'm not gonna drink this.

692
00:22:09,563 --> 00:22:10,931
- That I never got one before.

693
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,699
- The man is
the opposite of fun.

694
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,601
- Are you really gonna
drink it?

695
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,704
- [coughs]
- I did it for you, Vin.

696
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,072
- The best thing about Vin Day

697
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,975
is they only happen
once every 33 years.

698
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,844
- Oh my!

699
00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:25,179
- Yeah!

700
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,447
[cheers and applause]

701
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,249
- Yay!
- I like this part of Vin Day.

702
00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:32,486
- You guys got no faith in me.
But I'm being fun.

703
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:34,021
- My man never really
gets a day,

704
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,423
never really gets to party,
so he's the best side piece

705
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:38,025
a man could ask for.
- Yeah.

706
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,826
- To Vinny!
- To Vinny!

707
00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,295
- I love you, bro.

708
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,696
- Love you.

709
00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:44,498
- All right, Jenni, start.

710
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:48,468
- Vinny, you are the brother
I never wanted

711
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,405
but I am so thankful to have.

712
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,807
Love you dearly.
And I'm your number one fan.

713
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,043
- Aw!
- Yay!

714
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:59,546
- Even though today I had
to throw myself this party,

715
00:22:59,613 --> 00:23:02,349
hearing everybody
say something nice about me

716
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:04,351
is honestly unbelievable.

717
00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:06,086
Tonight might be like
the best dinner

718
00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:07,588
I've ever experienced
with everybody.

719
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,389
- Yay, Vin Day!

720
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,358
all: [chanting]
Vin Day! Vin Day!

721
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:13,293
Vin Day! Vin Day!

722
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,762
- Wow.
- Now, Vinny, Vin Day

723
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,798
has been a long time coming.

724
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,833
How did it make you feel
that your roommates

725
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,869
were finally celebrating you?

726
00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:24,171
- I had, like, mixed emotions
about it

727
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:27,774
because, like, I had to throw
the party for myself.

728
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,710
They didn't even want
to be there kind of thing.

729
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,078
- Oh, wow.
- That's not true.

730
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,446
- He's being dramatic.

731
00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:33,680
- We wanted to. Don't lie.
- That [bleep] soft.

732
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,315
- That [bleep] was weird.
- So drama.

733
00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:36,783
- Rope, jump rope.
- So, um, yeah.

734
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,052
- His type of day
wasn't something we're into.

735
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,488
This guy took us jump roping
and then drinking, right?

736
00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:42,723
- Yeah. Like, who wants that?

737
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:43,724
- So you're gonna jump rope
and drink.

738
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,958
Like, it just doesn't mix.

739
00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:45,926
- It's gonna give you angina.
- Yeah.

740
00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:47,261
- Acid reflux and [bleep].

741
00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,529
- He wanted us to eat
all these keto snacks

742
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,531
and no dessert, no carbs.

743
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,832
- Okay.
- That's not fun.

744
00:23:51,899 --> 00:23:53,934
- Vinny's just a lot
about Vinny, you know?

745
00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:55,369
- Wait a minute, what?

746
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,938
Wait a minute, what?
- Oh, gee!

747
00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,473
- I never had a day.
I never had a day.

748
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,442
- I do have to say,
I tried my best, right?

749
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,312
Out of everyone,
I got a burger with no bun.

750
00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:06,446
- Wow.
- Yeah, she did. She did.

751
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:07,848
- I did.
- So you put the effort in?

752
00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:09,283
- I did.

753
00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,585
- Pauly, what was your
favorite part about Vin Day?

754
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,188
- The best part about Vin Day
was Vin Night.

755
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:15,756
It was awesome.
- That was fun.

756
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,090
- Like, we turned up.

757
00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:18,725
We went to the strip club.

758
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,826
- Nice.
- This guy was dancing.

759
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:21,562
- We had blow-up Vinny heads.

760
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,930
- It was awesome.
- I love that.

761
00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:24,097
- That's the Vinny we love.

762
00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:25,599
- I miss that.
- When Vinny turns up...

763
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:26,967
- Come alive in the nighttime.
- Yeah. He's nocturnal.

764
00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:28,135
- He literally is a meatball.
- Yeah.

765
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,803
- And we have so much fun
with him,

766
00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:31,672
and we like live for that.
- Aw!

767
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:33,507
- But we don't really see
that any too much though.

768
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:35,809
- Vin Night was like the best.
- That was everything.

769
00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,177
- For sure.

770
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,746
So San Diego was filled
with surprise guests,

771
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,917
and we actually have one
of them here at the Reunion.

772
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:48,655
Right now, please welcome
Lola the Bunny.

773
00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:49,823
- Oh!

774
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,091
- Yeah!
- Lola!

775
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,827
- Lola, we're so happy
you can make it.

776
00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:57,130
- Why does Lola have a cane?
- Lola the Pimp Bunny.

777
00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:59,600
- Why does Lola look
like cracked out?

778
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,301
- He's all screwed up.
- Lola.

779
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,070
- Wait a second, guys.

780
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:04,271
- Lola, you're too small.

781
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,440
- I don't know
if that's Lola, guys.

782
00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,375
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah. That's an imposter.

783
00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:09,710
- Lola looks like
he cracked his neck.

784
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,946
- Hey!
- What the [bleep]?

785
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,948
What the [bleep]?

786
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,684
- Oh, no.
- Uncle Nino. Yeah!

787
00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:19,086
- I'm back.

788
00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:21,321
- Uncle Nino, how you doing?
What are you doing here?

789
00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,689
- I'm doing marvelous.

790
00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:24,558
I miss my family,
so I came down to see them all.

791
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:26,193
- Aw, that's amazing.

792
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,762
Uncle Nino, we're gonna
get you a glass of wine.

793
00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:29,997
- A glass?
What the [bleep], a glass?

794
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:31,131
A bottle of [bleep] wine.

795
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,766
- A bottle.
Whatever this guy wants.

796
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,468
- A glass? That was breakfast.

797
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:36,003
[laughter]

798
00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:39,373
- Coming up, has Nicole
really never gotten a hangover?

799
00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,642
The roommates discuss
and share their tried

800
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,844
and tested hangover cures.

801
00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:46,280
[cheers and applause]

802
00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:47,648
- I was wondering why
Lola had a limp.

803
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,117
- My meatballs. How are you?

804
00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:53,754
- Angelina, is there
a new man in your life?

805
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,189
- There's a few
that I'm dating,

806
00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:56,890
so he's one of them.
[laughter]

807
00:25:56,957 --> 00:25:59,092
- Wait a second.
- What's his name?

808
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:06,166
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

809
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:07,167
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

810
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,836
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

811
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,204
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

812
00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,440
- Welcome back.
We got more fan questions.

813
00:26:13,507 --> 00:26:16,243
Virginia asks, "Angelina,
who was the man you were

814
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,745
FaceTiming in the car
after the winery?

815
00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:20,514
Is there a new man
in your life?"

816
00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,583
- It's somebody I'm dating
a little bit.

817
00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:23,717
- Nice.
- But there's a few

818
00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,485
that I'm dating,
so he's one of them.

819
00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:27,554
- Wait a second.
- Guess what his name is.

820
00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:30,724
- Guess what his name is.
- Vinny from Staten Island.

821
00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,559
- Yep.
- But not this Vinny.

822
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:33,927
- It's meant to be.

823
00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:35,162
- Now I can be like, yeah,

824
00:26:35,229 --> 00:26:36,530
she's with Vinny
from Staten Island.

825
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,931
And it's not me.

826
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:40,434
- Now, Nicole, you claim
you've never had a hangover.

827
00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:43,203
But take a look at this.
- Oh.

828
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,306
- I need to, like,
get my [bleep] together.

829
00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:49,076
I think I'm dying.

830
00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:50,410
Ugh.

831
00:26:50,477 --> 00:26:51,512
I'm gonna have
to gag myself.

832
00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:52,679
- We're in the theater.

833
00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,315
- Oh, look at
the little old lady.

834
00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:56,617
- I don't even care.

835
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,285
- Oh, look at the little old
Chilean lady.

836
00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:01,622
You look like
your grandmother from Chile.

837
00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,457
- Ugh!

838
00:27:03,524 --> 00:27:05,359
[laughter]

839
00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:06,360
- Stop!

840
00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:07,861
- What did you drink?

841
00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:09,563
- Roommates, have you guys
ever seen Nicole hung over?

842
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,664
- Yes.
- All the time.

843
00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:12,099
- Yes.
- Not like that though.

844
00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:14,234
- But not to, like,
that debilitating.

845
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:17,838
- You used to sleep with, like,
Gatorades and SoCo bottle.

846
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:19,206
- Yeah, but then
I would wake up fine.

847
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,041
- Yeah.
- I actually had to function.

848
00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,376
- That next morning
after you drink,

849
00:27:22,442 --> 00:27:23,644
that [bleep] hits different.

850
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,045
- Yeah.
What's your best hangover cure?

851
00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:26,847
- Morning sex is great
after that.

852
00:27:26,914 --> 00:27:27,948
- Ew!
- Yeah.

853
00:27:28,015 --> 00:27:29,349
- It doesn't feel nauseous?

854
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,784
- Oh, like hangover sex?
- It does, but you're horny.

855
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:32,519
- My thing is just
keep drinking.

856
00:27:32,586 --> 00:27:33,720
- The hair of the dog.
- Yeah.

857
00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:35,322
- You just wake up
and keep drinking.

858
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:36,623
- Wake up and just keep going.
That's what me and Nicole do.

859
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:37,958
- Yes.
- [inaudible].

860
00:27:38,025 --> 00:27:39,526
- She's been doing that
for like two years.

861
00:27:39,593 --> 00:27:41,361
- I think Angelina goes out
more than everyone, for sure.

862
00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:42,896
- She hasn't slept
in, like, 12 days.

863
00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:44,031
- Angelina's the craziest
drinker out of all of us.

864
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,098
- I'm a [bleep] beast.

865
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:46,767
I don't know why,
but I just am.

866
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,502
- When was the last time
you slept?

867
00:27:48,569 --> 00:27:51,038
- Uh, not last night.
- Wow.

868
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:53,040
- Jenni, you really let loose
in El Paso

869
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:56,276
to the point that the meatballs
gave you an alter ego,

870
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,946
AKA Prickly Elder. Take a look.

871
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,081
- Mess.
- Oh, this is the best.

872
00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,750
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

873
00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:05,118
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

874
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,854
- I'm trying to nap.

875
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,322
- Was that napping?

876
00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:11,325
Jenni has probably
drank two bottles of 1942

877
00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:12,559
on her own at this point.

878
00:28:12,626 --> 00:28:15,329
And I'm like,
"Oh, she's on one."

879
00:28:15,395 --> 00:28:17,631
Wait, what are we
gonna call her?

880
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,499
I'm Meena, you're Dren...

881
00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,702
- Dren.
- What is this--this thing.

882
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,871
- So we need a tired,
drunk JWOWW.

883
00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:25,239
- Well, that sounds
boring actually.

884
00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:26,874
- Prickly Elder.
- Prickly Elder.

885
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,876
- Prickly Elder.
[laughter]

886
00:28:28,942 --> 00:28:31,545
- And so are we ever gonna see
Prickly Elder again

887
00:28:31,612 --> 00:28:33,180
or did you just
leave her in El Paso?

888
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:35,949
- I had almost a full
bottle of 1942.

889
00:28:36,016 --> 00:28:37,351
- Oh, wow.
- She drank--no, you drank

890
00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:38,919
the whole thing, girl.
- Damn.

891
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,755
- So, like, off camera,
we see a lot of Prickly Elder.

892
00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:42,890
- Yeah. Okay.

893
00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:44,691
- So me and Nicole
were very excited

894
00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:46,593
that she, like, came out.

895
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,061
- Yeah.
- She was so much fun.

896
00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:49,663
That was like probably
one of my favorite times.

897
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:51,064
- The best Jenni.
- Yeah.

898
00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:53,033
- Even when she punched me
in the neck, I was like,

899
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,301
"Let's keep it moving."
- It was so fun.

900
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:55,435
- We didn't want to go
in the house.

901
00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:56,770
We're like,
"Let's keep driving."

902
00:28:56,837 --> 00:28:59,406
- I know.
- I was great--

903
00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,208
- Oh, [bleep].
- I'm dead.

904
00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:03,844
- Yeah, Dee.
Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

905
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,045
- Right.
- [laughs]

906
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:06,547
- Okay.

907
00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:08,515
- Little Miss Punch Me
In The Throat.

908
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:10,184
- Oh, my God!

909
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,085
- Deena's a freak.
- She was fun.

910
00:29:12,152 --> 00:29:14,555
I had a good time with her.

911
00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:16,356
- Coming up,
the roommates stopped by

912
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:20,027
Wild 'N Out restaurant
and got more than they ordered.

913
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,929
Are the fellas ready
for round two?

914
00:29:21,995 --> 00:29:23,297
Find out next.

915
00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:27,134
all: [chanting] Wild 'N.
Wild 'N. Wild 'N. Wild 'N.

916
00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:29,336
- Speaking of, like,
public speaking,

917
00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:31,438
that would have been
my worst nightmare.

918
00:29:31,505 --> 00:29:34,041
- You killed the roasting thing
at Angelina's wedding.

919
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,042
- Yeah, that was dope.

920
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,543
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

921
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:39,213
- It was nice to hear a priest
being so nice...

922
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,216
- You're going to hell.
She's going to hell.

923
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,617
- You're a saint.

924
00:29:43,684 --> 00:29:48,789
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

925
00:29:48,856 --> 00:29:49,857
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

926
00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:51,592
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

927
00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,294
- So, guys,
this is the control room.

928
00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:56,563
This is where
everything happens.

929
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,832
- But we have to be quiet,
remember--very quiet.

930
00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:01,502
- Quiet. Like, we're not
supposed to be in here. So shh!

931
00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:03,504
- Let's see what the Y shot
looks like.

932
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,739
Take nine.
[inaudible].

933
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,908
I'll take a look at that.
Show me the entire slide.

934
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:10,277
- You're doing great, sweetie.
- Just don't touch.

935
00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,812
Don't touch.

936
00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:13,747
- I feel like we're not
supposed to touch buttons.

937
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,883
Let's just touch one,
see what happens.

938
00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,919
[Snooki screams]
[alarm blares]

939
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,754
- Sorry, sorry.
God bless you all.

940
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:22,089
Sorry!

941
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,290
- Thank you.

942
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,859
[alarm blaring]

943
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:29,029
- We're back with more
"Reunion."

944
00:30:29,096 --> 00:30:31,532
So funny enough,
I was in San Diego

945
00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:33,100
with Nick Cannon, and we heard

946
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,537
the "Jersey Shore" crew was
at the Wild 'N Out Restaurant.

947
00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:39,239
So Nick made some calls,
we popped over

948
00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:42,342
and we put their Wildstyle
skills to the test.

949
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:44,178
Take a look.
- Oh, God.

950
00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:46,079
- Wild 'N! Wild 'N!

951
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:49,283
- It's guys versus girls.
All my fellas make some noise.

952
00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:50,951
- This is actually
right up my alley.

953
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:53,887
Like, I love Wild 'N Out.
I love playing improv games.

954
00:30:53,954 --> 00:30:55,822
But I'm a little scared
for my roommates.

955
00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,357
- What are we doing right now?

956
00:30:57,424 --> 00:30:59,459
- Hey, Pauly,
I found your comb.

957
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,261
[laughter]
- Hey!

958
00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:04,231
- Honey, I got your
spaghetti fork ready for you.

959
00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:05,766
[laughter]

960
00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:07,067
- Hey, babe.
Come over here one second.

961
00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:09,102
I got to fix your hair
with these rollers, man.

962
00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:10,470
- Ay!
[cheering]

963
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,772
- Hey, baby.

964
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:12,840
it's time to make those
Christmas cookies.

965
00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,641
Let's go.
<i>[record scratch]</i>

966
00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:17,644
Abort mission. Abort.

967
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:19,613
- You can be talking [bleep]
about my guys.

968
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,148
- Can I talk [bleep] about you?

969
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,382
- You can talk [bleep]
about me.

970
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:23,717
- I'll try my best.

971
00:31:23,784 --> 00:31:25,919
Yo, did you ever, like,
[bleep] her [bleep]?

972
00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:28,522
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

973
00:31:28,589 --> 00:31:31,725
- You spit. Whoo!

974
00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:33,894
- Deena, okay.
- I did really good.

975
00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,929
- Yo, cut the beat,
cut the beat.

976
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,297
- Okay.

977
00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:38,699
- When I get handed the mic,

978
00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:41,735
I go full B-Rabbit,
Eminem mode.

979
00:31:41,802 --> 00:31:43,904
- Y'all want me to come up here
and show out?

980
00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:47,341
Tell me why Angelina's [bleep]
looks like Pauly D's blow out.

981
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:49,743
[audience exclaims]

982
00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:51,678
- Oh!
- Nikki and Pauly, I call them

983
00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,914
jerk chicken parmesan.

984
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,649
[audience exclaims]

985
00:31:55,716 --> 00:31:58,418
- The truth is you're not even
from Jersey.

986
00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,653
And word at the shore

987
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,589
is you're the one
who gave Angelina herpes.

988
00:32:02,656 --> 00:32:04,825
[audience exclaims]

989
00:32:04,892 --> 00:32:06,760
- Vinny came through
and bodied it.

990
00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:08,962
But I don't think
it was enough, fellas.

991
00:32:09,029 --> 00:32:10,230
It's official, ladies.

992
00:32:10,297 --> 00:32:11,999
You guys get
the Wild 'N Out belt!

993
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,800
[crowd cheering]

994
00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:14,868
- Pauly, be honest.

995
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:16,303
Were you nervous?
- A little bit?

996
00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:19,306
Yeah. I mean,
you guys are professionals.

997
00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:21,141
You do your thing.
We're not in that realm.

998
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,543
- Yeah, I agree.
- So we were a little nervous.

999
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,844
- We were in a restaurant.

1000
00:32:23,911 --> 00:32:25,746
Like, we were just out to eat.
All of a sudden,

1001
00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:28,482
you walk in with Nick Cannon
and clear the tables.

1002
00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:29,883
- Yeah.
- To hand his microphones.

1003
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,351
- We're like, all right.
- That is crazy. Yeah.

1004
00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:34,021
- Nick handed me the mic
and I handed it straight to Vin

1005
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:36,256
'cause I just didn't connect
to my brain to like...

1006
00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:37,724
- Sink or swim.
- Roast my wife.

1007
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,359
- Yeah.
- And I just didn't do it.

1008
00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:40,494
- That's a good man.

1009
00:32:40,561 --> 00:32:42,095
- Speaking of, like,
public speaking,

1010
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:44,398
that would have been
my worst nightmare.

1011
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:45,632
- You killed the roasting thing

1012
00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:46,834
at Angelina's wedding
though, so--

1013
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,302
- Yeah, that was dope.

1014
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:50,871
- Oh, my God. Vinny.
- [laughter]

1015
00:32:50,938 --> 00:32:52,606
- No, she's divorced.
- Moving right along.

1016
00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:54,675
- I was about to give you
like such a nice thing.

1017
00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:56,376
I was going to say,
"Vinny did such a good job."

1018
00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:57,878
- She's divorced, it's okay.

1019
00:32:57,945 --> 00:32:59,379
- Yeah. Because of the speech.

1020
00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:00,547
- All right. All right.

1021
00:33:00,614 --> 00:33:02,449
So, Deena,
you have the reputation

1022
00:33:02,516 --> 00:33:04,117
of being the nice one
in the house.

1023
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:07,187
And Wild 'N Out
is all about roasting.

1024
00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:09,523
Honestly, I didn't know you had
a potty mouth like that.

1025
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:11,491
You had me dying.
- I really don't--

1026
00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:12,626
- You know,
where did it come from?

1027
00:33:12,693 --> 00:33:14,394
Was it just like
the drinks were flowing?

1028
00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:15,529
- Drinks were flowing.
- Yeah.

1029
00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:16,997
- And I wanted to win.

1030
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:18,832
And as everybody knows,
I'm very competitive.

1031
00:33:18,899 --> 00:33:19,900
- She is. She is.
- There you go.

1032
00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,635
- So I had to go
for the throat.

1033
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:23,203
- No gag reflex.

1034
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:26,440
- Little Miss No Gag Reflex.
- What is happening right now?

1035
00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:29,543
- Angelina, the girls
defeated the fellas

1036
00:33:29,610 --> 00:33:30,878
and took home the belt.

1037
00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:33,947
How does it feel to know
you're funnier than them?

1038
00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,249
- I loved it.
- We killed it.

1039
00:33:35,315 --> 00:33:36,783
- Yeah.
- We did kill it.

1040
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,285
- Yeah. The girls cheated,
but it was good, it was good.

1041
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:41,655
- Well, if you're not cheating,
you're not trying, Pauly.

1042
00:33:41,722 --> 00:33:44,491
Ask Angelina.
No, I'm just kidding.

1043
00:33:44,558 --> 00:33:46,560
[all exclaim]

1044
00:33:46,627 --> 00:33:47,895
- See?

1045
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,131
- Oh!
- [indistinct singing]

1046
00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,566
- I love you, Ange.

1047
00:33:52,633 --> 00:33:55,335
- Coming up, we find out
how Pauly's shoulder's feeling

1048
00:33:55,402 --> 00:33:57,471
after ramming through
the confessional door.

1049
00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,506
- Oh.
- Oh, goodness.

1050
00:33:59,573 --> 00:34:02,809
- More "Jersey Shore:
Family Vacation Reunion" next.

1051
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,546
[cheers and applause]

1052
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,548
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1053
00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,183
- Should have been. Like,
"Oh, you're a dick. Ha, ha."

1054
00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:11,985
But, you know, instead, it
turned into something way more.

1055
00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,421
- It's funny. Everyone here
is allowed to get intoxicated,

1056
00:34:14,488 --> 00:34:16,523
Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

1057
00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:18,892
But when Angelina has
an intoxicated night,

1058
00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:20,060
I'm getting judged.

1059
00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,828
- Do not pull me into this,
bitch.

1060
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,330
- Wow.
- Wow!

1061
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,899
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

1062
00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:30,137
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

1063
00:34:30,204 --> 00:34:31,572
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪

1064
00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:33,707
<i>[upbeat dance music]</i>

1065
00:34:33,774 --> 00:34:35,075
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

1066
00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:37,311
- We're back with
the "Jersey Shore" roommates.

1067
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:40,647
Now, we almost never see
Pauly lose his cool.

1068
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:43,650
But this season, he ran through
a confessional door

1069
00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:46,486
like there was free hair gel
on the other side.

1070
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,355
Take a look.

1071
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:51,024
- Vinny just post this one.
- That's actually a cute photo.

1072
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,292
- All right, send it to me.

1073
00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:53,627
- First of all,
it's going on my story.

1074
00:34:53,694 --> 00:34:56,463
- You said, appreciation post,
you agreed to it.

1075
00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:57,898
- Oh, my God.
He's writing a paragraph.

1076
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,433
- It does not count...
- Has to be something sweet.

1077
00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:00,801
- If you write something dumb.

1078
00:35:00,868 --> 00:35:03,270
- Yo, don't get gassed, like,
be appreciative

1079
00:35:03,337 --> 00:35:04,571
for what
you're getting right now.

1080
00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:05,806
- "Words can't describe
how much

1081
00:35:05,873 --> 00:35:08,342
this incredible woman
means to me.

1082
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:12,246
God, I am so lucky and happy
to have you in my life.

1083
00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:14,481
Out of all the stars
in the sky,

1084
00:35:14,548 --> 00:35:15,916
you are the brightest one."

1085
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:17,718
- Someone said,
"Are you in danger?"

1086
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,419
[laughter]

1087
00:35:19,486 --> 00:35:21,054
- Everyone knows
Vinny loves me.

1088
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,322
Like everyone.

1089
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,191
- Vinny put another story
right after it

1090
00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:26,360
with a tiny little "JK."

1091
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,962
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
He put joking.

1092
00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:33,567
- Yo!
- What are you doing?

1093
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:35,135
[all screaming]

1094
00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:38,539
- Angelina!
What is wrong with you?

1095
00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:40,107
- Sorry, guys.
- [bleep] you.

1096
00:35:40,174 --> 00:35:41,508
- Oh, [bleep]!

1097
00:35:41,575 --> 00:35:43,477
- It's just water.

1098
00:35:43,544 --> 00:35:46,246
<i>[tense music]</i>

1099
00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,781
- Just water.
- Oh, God.

1100
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,585
- Oh, no, no, no. Oh!

1101
00:35:52,586 --> 00:35:54,755
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

1102
00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,023
- Open the door.

1103
00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:57,057
- No, no.
- Oh.

1104
00:35:57,124 --> 00:35:59,226
- I'm not [bleep] going away.

1105
00:35:59,293 --> 00:36:00,494
- Stop, you asshole.
[inaudible].

1106
00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:01,862
- You just poured
[bleep] wine on me.

1107
00:36:01,929 --> 00:36:03,130
- You bitch, you don't
[bleep] pour wine on me.

1108
00:36:03,197 --> 00:36:04,965
- Oh, God.
- You just poured wine on me.

1109
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,900
- [inaudible].
- You poured wine on her.

1110
00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,302
- Bitch.
- You asshole.

1111
00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:09,369
You touch me again, I'm done.

1112
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,438
- Oh, my God.

1113
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:12,806
- Oh, my God!

1114
00:36:12,873 --> 00:36:14,274
- Pauly, you could have been
a football player.

1115
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,909
- I know, right?
- Holy--one push.

1116
00:36:15,976 --> 00:36:17,177
- Me and Nicole weren't there,

1117
00:36:17,244 --> 00:36:18,679
so I'm like trying
to see like--

1118
00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:20,380
- I'm still--I'm flustered.
- I'm like--

1119
00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:21,982
- What the [bleep]
just happened?

1120
00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:23,584
- Now, Vin, this all started

1121
00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,987
because you promised Angelina
an appreciation post

1122
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:29,156
if the girls
won the Wildstyle battle.

1123
00:36:29,223 --> 00:36:30,924
- So this is all my fault?
Yeah. It's my fault.

1124
00:36:30,991 --> 00:36:32,226
- You did the post,
but you followed it

1125
00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:34,428
with an immediate JK.

1126
00:36:34,494 --> 00:36:36,330
- Which wasn't cool.
- Why didn't you honor the bet?

1127
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:39,333
- The bet was that I would
put a appreciation post.

1128
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:40,734
- Okay.

1129
00:36:40,801 --> 00:36:42,569
- There was no bet
about what I can or cannot do

1130
00:36:42,636 --> 00:36:45,572
on my social media page
after I posted that.

1131
00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:46,974
- That's fair.

1132
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,475
- Should have been like,
"Oh, you're a dick. Ha, ha!"

1133
00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,377
But, you know, instead it
turned into something way more.

1134
00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,446
- You didn't have to go so--
you didn't have to do

1135
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:55,415
like, an extravagant thing.
That was on you.

1136
00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:56,817
- I know I didn't have to.
Yeah.

1137
00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:58,919
- So you did it on your own.
And then you just wanted

1138
00:36:58,986 --> 00:37:01,722
to be a little dickhead
and take it back.

1139
00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,724
- I'm sorry to break
the news to you.

1140
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:05,792
That love letter, I was JK.

1141
00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,961
- I don't give a [bleep].
Nobody cares.

1142
00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:09,263
- I was JK. I was JK.
- I don't care.

1143
00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:10,364
- I was JK.

1144
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,832
- You're immature.
- I was JK.

1145
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,467
- I just thought that that was
very immature of him.

1146
00:37:13,534 --> 00:37:15,836
He, like, literally didn't hold
up to his end of the bargain.

1147
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,938
- I thought I did.
We could agree to disagree.

1148
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:19,072
- Let me ask Mike--

1149
00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:21,208
- It was an exclusivity clause.

1150
00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:24,244
- Were you surprised
when Angelina went right

1151
00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,914
to throwing water on Vinny?
Did that surprise you?

1152
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,448
- No.
- Threw water.

1153
00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,384
- I was surprised when water
turned to wine. That's all.

1154
00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,052
- Pauly, what went
through your mind

1155
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:34,855
when Nikki became
collateral damage?

1156
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:37,958
- Here's the situation,
water now turned into the wine.

1157
00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:40,794
And then she did it
and then ran away.

1158
00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,896
And so I was like, "Well, if
there's gonna be a fair fight,

1159
00:37:42,963 --> 00:37:45,232
it should be wine on wine."
And then I opened the door.

1160
00:37:45,299 --> 00:37:47,401
- Yeah, but whatever I found,
which was right next to me,

1161
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:49,636
I grabbed it
and then I just threw it.

1162
00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:52,172
It's funny. Everyone here
is allowed to get intoxicated,

1163
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,274
Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].

1164
00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,710
But when Angelina has
an intoxicated night,

1165
00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:58,412
I'm getting judged
or I'm getting--

1166
00:37:58,478 --> 00:37:59,780
- I have to do
a lot of apologies.

1167
00:37:59,847 --> 00:38:01,415
- I'm not throwing wine
at people,

1168
00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:02,716
and I always apologize.

1169
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:03,851
- I'm gonna say, I was like,
"Oh, [bleep]."

1170
00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,085
Like, when I figured out
it was wine.

1171
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:06,353
- I always own up
to my nasty stuff.

1172
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:07,421
- Well, it was wine.
- That is not the truth.

1173
00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:09,122
- Do not pull me
into this, bitch.

1174
00:38:09,189 --> 00:38:11,859
- Pauly, we always see,
you know, the positive Pauly.

1175
00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:14,061
I don't think
I've ever seen you angry.

1176
00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,362
You know,
but we got a little glimpse.

1177
00:38:15,429 --> 00:38:16,563
How's your shoulder feeling?
'Cause--

1178
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,232
- Shoulder's--
shoulder's good, but--

1179
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:19,666
- It's all right?

1180
00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:21,168
- It was positive because where
I come from, like,

1181
00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:23,070
I was brought up
that way to open a door

1182
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:24,371
for the lady.
- I love that.

1183
00:38:24,438 --> 00:38:26,206
- I was opening the door
for my girlfriend.

1184
00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:28,575
- That was very--
chivalry is not dead.

1185
00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,244
- Chivalry is not dead.
- It is not dead.

1186
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,378
- Now, Vinny,
that must have been

1187
00:38:31,445 --> 00:38:32,579
pretty hot
for you watching that.

1188
00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:33,847
- Oh, my God.
- He ran out.

1189
00:38:33,914 --> 00:38:35,549
Didn't you run out?
- That was hot, huh?

1190
00:38:35,616 --> 00:38:37,150
- I mean, watching that
right now, watching that back.

1191
00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:38,952
- I think he's [inaudible].
- We're gonna get you a towel.

1192
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:41,321
Coming up, Palm Sunday
has a whole new meaning

1193
00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:43,991
when you're trying
to smoosh your priest.

1194
00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:45,792
We're looking back
on the funniest moments

1195
00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:47,394
from this season.

1196
00:38:47,461 --> 00:38:48,896
[applause]

1197
00:38:48,962 --> 00:38:50,230
- Whoo-hoo!

1198
00:38:50,297 --> 00:38:53,500
- I did it and instantly
burned my tonsil.

1199
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:54,801
I didn't know what to do.

1200
00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:56,403
So instead of swallowing it,
I spit it out.

1201
00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:58,172
- You should never swallow.

1202
00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:00,507
Angelina, were you really
contemplating

1203
00:39:00,574 --> 00:39:01,875
smooshing the priest?

1204
00:39:01,942 --> 00:39:04,011
- I mean--
- Oh, dear God.

1205
00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:10,784
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪

1206
00:39:10,851 --> 00:39:11,818
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪

1207
00:39:11,885 --> 00:39:13,887
Let's party, get loud ♪♪

1208
00:39:13,954 --> 00:39:15,322
<i>♪♪ ♪♪</i>

1209
00:39:15,389 --> 00:39:17,057
- Let's welcome back
to the "Jersey Shore:

1210
00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:18,926
Family Vacation Reunion."

1211
00:39:18,992 --> 00:39:21,461
This family grows bigger
every year,

1212
00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:24,364
but we recently lost
an irreplaceable member.

1213
00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:26,934
After battling cancer,
Mike and Lauren's

1214
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,003
beloved dog Mosey passed away.
- Aw.

1215
00:39:30,070 --> 00:39:31,638
- Mike, talk to us about Mosey.

1216
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:35,509
He was such a big part of your
life and such a beautiful dog.

1217
00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:38,245
- Yeah. We were able to get
an additional seven months

1218
00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:39,646
out of Mosey.

1219
00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:42,449
The diagnosis was one to three.

1220
00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:43,951
So we're very appreciative
and we cherish

1221
00:39:44,017 --> 00:39:45,452
the moments that we had.

1222
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:47,554
I mean, he was an amazing dog.

1223
00:39:47,621 --> 00:39:49,423
He really was.
He was like a family member.

1224
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:52,626
So he was so sweet
and so loving,

1225
00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,194
and he was like
a big teddy bear.

1226
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,129
- And we know he's wagging
his tail up there in heaven.

1227
00:39:56,196 --> 00:39:57,497
- Yeah.

1228
00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:58,498
- We love you, Mosey,
and we miss you, buddy.

1229
00:39:58,565 --> 00:39:59,867
- Mosey!
- RIP.

1230
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:02,236
- Let's pivot and end things
on a happier note.

1231
00:40:02,302 --> 00:40:05,172
There were too many hilarious
moments from this season,

1232
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:09,243
so we treated them like boogers
in Angelina's nose

1233
00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:10,677
and picked our favorites.

1234
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:11,812
Take a look.

1235
00:40:11,879 --> 00:40:13,914
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1236
00:40:13,981 --> 00:40:15,883
- It's after.

1237
00:40:15,949 --> 00:40:18,218
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.

1238
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:20,621
- Oh, my God! What is that?!
[laughter]

1239
00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:22,456
Ah. It's burning my tongue.

1240
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,958
That tastes like [bleep].
No offense.

1241
00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:26,026
- [burps]

1242
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,095
- Congratulations.
- Ew!

1243
00:40:29,997 --> 00:40:31,832
- There was a sudden death
last night.

1244
00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:34,234
Oh, ow!
- Oh, [bleep].

1245
00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:35,769
- I snapped my Louboutin.

1246
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,171
We've been through
life together.

1247
00:40:37,237 --> 00:40:38,872
These were my first pair.

1248
00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:41,475
- People are dying.
- [bleep] off!

1249
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:42,843
- They might be adding
a little bit

1250
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,811
of jump rope flair
to Chippendales.

1251
00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:46,146
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

1252
00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:48,515
- Do you have to do
that choreo-graphy?

1253
00:40:48,582 --> 00:40:51,018
- Choreo-graphy?
- It's choreo-graphy, yeah.

1254
00:40:51,084 --> 00:40:53,487
- It's choreography.
[laughter]

1255
00:40:53,554 --> 00:40:54,688
- I didn't get to meet you.

1256
00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:56,056
- Father Rick. Father Rick.
- Yeah.

1257
00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:57,257
- Father Jerome has told me
so much about you.

1258
00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:58,525
- Thank you.

1259
00:40:58,592 --> 00:40:59,693
- I feel for what you're
going through right now,

1260
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,195
so, you know--
- Yeah.

1261
00:41:01,261 --> 00:41:03,363
- You can stop by
the mission some time and--

1262
00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:04,932
- Definitely.
- Yeah.

1263
00:41:04,998 --> 00:41:06,166
- Yeah. He asked me
to come back to the church.

1264
00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:07,501
Nice to meet you.

1265
00:41:07,568 --> 00:41:09,236
I can't friggin' date a priest.
Come on, me.

1266
00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:11,071
No, that church
will be going up in flames.

1267
00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:12,706
Some people gotta
get it in, right?

1268
00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:14,875
- Oh, dear God.
- Oh, dear God.

1269
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,009
- He said, "Oh, dear God."

1270
00:41:16,076 --> 00:41:17,477
- He said,
"Oh, no, they don't."

1271
00:41:17,544 --> 00:41:19,980
- Now, Nicole, what was harder,
chugging an entire glass

1272
00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:22,249
of rosé
or taking the ginger shot?

1273
00:41:22,316 --> 00:41:23,483
- So I was, like, open to it.

1274
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:24,918
Nikki was like,
"You're gonna like it.

1275
00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:26,987
Like, cleanses yourself."
I was like, "All right."

1276
00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:29,890
And I go--first, I was like,
"Does Pauly do it?"

1277
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,025
'Cause me and Pauly
are, like, the same with foods.

1278
00:41:32,092 --> 00:41:33,427
I was like,
"Does Pauly like it?"

1279
00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:34,661
- And she was like, "Yeah,
he does it all the time."

1280
00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:36,196
I was like,
"Okay, I'm gonna like it."

1281
00:41:36,263 --> 00:41:39,499
And then I did it
and instantly burned my tonsil.

1282
00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:40,868
I didn't know what to do.

1283
00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,569
So instead of swallowing it,
I spit it out.

1284
00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:45,205
- Spit it out.
You should never swallow.

1285
00:41:45,272 --> 00:41:47,107
- I didn't like it. Yes.

1286
00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:49,076
- Now, Angelina,
were you really

1287
00:41:49,142 --> 00:41:51,411
contemplating
smooshing the priest?

1288
00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:53,013
- I mean--
- Oh, my God!

1289
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,415
- Bitch! You're going to hell.

1290
00:41:55,482 --> 00:41:56,416
- [inaudible].
- She's going to hell.

1291
00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:57,818
- No, I was not.

1292
00:41:57,885 --> 00:42:00,721
But it was nice to hear
a priest being so nice.

1293
00:42:00,787 --> 00:42:03,690
- Does he still hit you up?
- He texts me.

1294
00:42:03,757 --> 00:42:05,058
- You're an angel.
- Wow.

1295
00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:07,294
- I'm like, "Holy [bleep]!
A priest likes me."

1296
00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,963
- What's a priest's
favorite form of vagina?

1297
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,064
- I don't know. Do you know?

1298
00:42:11,131 --> 00:42:12,566
- Ew!
- You should ask him.

1299
00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:13,600
You should go hang out
with him and ask.

1300
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,335
- Go ahead, Vinny.
- None.

1301
00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:17,704
- Let's go.
- Vin!

1302
00:42:17,771 --> 00:42:18,939
- Yeah, you guys,
he landed one.

1303
00:42:19,006 --> 00:42:20,507
He landed one today.

1304
00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:21,808
- Vin, that was good.
- He landed one.

1305
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,809
- That was a good one.
- That was good.

1306
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:23,911
- Thank you.
- All right.

1307
00:42:23,977 --> 00:42:25,345
- Thank you.
- That was good.

1308
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,447
- Well, another epic
"Family Vacation"

1309
00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:28,849
is in the books.

1310
00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:31,852
Big thanks to Nicole, Deena,

1311
00:42:31,919 --> 00:42:34,521
Jenni, Angelina, Pauly,

1312
00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:39,326
Vinny, Mike, Uncle Nino,
and Brenda for stopping by.

1313
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,627
- Yeah, Brenda's in the mix.

1314
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,863
- Yay!
- I'm Justina Valentine.

1315
00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,998
Let's end this night
with a cheers.

1316
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,867
- Yeah!

1317
00:42:46,934 --> 00:42:48,468
- Salut!

1318
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:49,870
- Cheers.
- [inaudible].

1319
00:42:49,937 --> 00:42:51,705
- Relax, everyone.

1320
00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:53,574
- Yes!
- Whoo!

1321
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,776
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1322
00:42:55,843 --> 00:42:58,345
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy ♪♪