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- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
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- All right,
so let's get prepared
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for the reunion, girl.
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- Reunion prep.
You ready?
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- Thank you.
- OK.
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All right.
One.
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- Do that.
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- Two.
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Now do a little dance.
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I'm a bottle girl.
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Pray for us, bitches.
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It's gonna be crazy.
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- Oh yeah!
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Reunion!
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Yeah!
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- Tonight, the
"Jersey Shore" family
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returns to the reunion stage
and nothing is off-limits.
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- When you hang
around clowns,
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don't be surprised that
your life becomes a circus.
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- Here we go.
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- The vacation was
just like old times,
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but who invited Old Sitch?
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- Is it true or not?
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- People came out on the
streets to try to expose you.
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- Is Vinny still single, or
is Vinjelina about to become
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a wedding hashtag?
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- There is something we've
been wanting to tell you guys.
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[together]
Oh!
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- I knew that was coming.
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- It's a night
filled with tacos...
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- I knew you brought
the taco truck.
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- Raunchy sex talk...
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- Men always love
Jenni's titties.
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- Yes.
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- My God.
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- And even a surprise guest.
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- I don't know if that's Lola.
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[together]
Oh!
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- Plus the meatballs
run wild backstage.
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- Pour that [bleep].
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You guys are doing great.
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- And the heat of San Diego
made its way to reunion.
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- It's funny.
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Everyone here is allowed
to get intoxicated--
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Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].
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- I'm not throwing
wine on people.
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- But I didn't
know it was wine.
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- And I always apologize.
- Honestly, I was like OK.
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- Do not pull me
into this, bitch.
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- To work with
someone that is toxic,
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you just can't play anymore.
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- Are you leaving?
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- What the [bleep]?
- Ooh.
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- The "Jersey Shore: Family
Vacation" reunion starts now.
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- Mike, are you OK?
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- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
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♪♪ Let's party ♪♪
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♪♪ Get loud ♪♪
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- What's up, MTV?
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The wait is over.
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It's been 10 years,
10 kids, and 5 weddings
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since everyone's favorite
roommates hit the reunion
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stage, and tonight,
they're back to break
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down the wildest vacation yet.
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I'm your host,
Justina Valentine.
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Welcome to the "Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion."
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Please welcome everyone's
favorite Italian
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family, Nicole...
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- Are you going to clap for me?
- Yeah, let's clap for her.
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Clap it out!
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[together] Yay!
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- Jenni...
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- Woo!
- Jenni!
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- Deena...
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- Deena!
- Pauly.
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- Yay.
- Pauly...
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Yeah. How you guys doing, huh?
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- Mike...
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- Hey!
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- Hey!
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- Vinny...
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[all shouting]
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- And Angelina.
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[cheers and applause]
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- So what's it like to be
back on the reunion stage?
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It's definitely been a minute.
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- We've had a lot of reunions.
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- A lot of reunions.
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- Not in a long time though.
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- Season six of "Jersey
Shore" was our last reunion.
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- I still got the same haircut.
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- Yeah.
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- Well, you have been
through a lot, and, you know,
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fans have been waiting
years to see this crew back
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on a reunion stage.
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So naturally, they have
a lot of questions.
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- Erica asks Jenni,
we are so excited for you
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and Zack's big day.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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- Whoo!
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[cheers and applause]
- Yes.
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They want to know, have
you set a date yet?
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- We have not.
Still figuring it out.
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- OK.
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- COVID has a lot to do with.
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- Yeah, and you
have famous friends.
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It's a lot that goes into
picking a date for something
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like that.
- Yeah. For sure.
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And I need everyone there.
- Period.
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Period.
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- They are couples'
goals though.
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- They are.
- And we are so proud of them.
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- So cute.
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- So sweet, and you guys
look great together.
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- Aw.
Thank you so much.
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- Amazing.
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Now, Karen wants to know what
would be your choice of career
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if the show never existed,
and she says
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she loves you guys, all right?
Hearts.
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Now, Vinny, we're going
to start with you.
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- I actually was about
to go to law school
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before the show started.
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- Judge Vinny G?
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- What about the
rest of you guys?
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- I don't know, a winery?
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- Oh, that'd be dope.
- You would be a winery?
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- You'd like to be the host
of one?
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- Vinny! Can you get him off?
- Yeah.
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Can we put a
muzzle on him please?
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- [indistinct].
- I'm done. I'm done.
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- We've got to get
this guy off the stage.
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- You'd be a great winery host.
- Yeah.
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- I would love it.
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- But let's kick things
off with this season's
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first family vacation.
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Some of the roommates didn't
even know where El Paso was,
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but tacos and line dancing
had them shouting yee-haw!
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- Yee-haw, bitches!
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- Whoo!
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- El Paso show.
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Babe, I got booked in El Paso.
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- Have you ever
been to El Paso?
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- I've never been to El Paso.
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- Are we saying it right?
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- Buddy, where's El Paso?
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- Oh yeah!
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El Paso, yeah.
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UTVs!
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UTVs!
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- Here I come!
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- Vinny drives like my
grandmother who never drove.
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He's just like,
err-err-err-err.
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Like, gas, stop, gas, stop.
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all: Line dancing guidos!
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- Boogie woogie woogie.
Oh! Whoa!
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- It's like Nicole is
dancing with her future self.
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- You know, I was on
"Dancing with the Stars"
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but only seven weeks.
- Oh.
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You trying to twist me?
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Why are you backing
me up like this?
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- I'm dying.
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I can't do this.
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- We are getting dressed
up today, people.
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- What in the world?
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- Deena, for
some reason, thought
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I was going to get this cowboy
hat over the blowout,
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which I can't do.
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- Yee-haw!
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- Ladies and
gentlemen, DJ Pauly D!
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- Yeah, buddy!
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What a night.
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El Paso was lit.
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These people turn up.
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I love coming to Texas.
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- I haven't had this
much fun in so long.
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- Oh yeah!
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El Paso, yeah!
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- We were getting
chased on the way home.
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- Yes.
- From the show.
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- We literally were.
- It felt like the Beatles.
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- Shut down the whole city.
- It was crazy.
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- Amazing.
- It was awesome.
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- So Nicole, what was your
favorite part about El Paso?
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- I love line dancing.
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I feel like we've
done it before,
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and I just feel like
it's so much fun.
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I like country music,
and I love dive bars.
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- Yeah, you were at home.
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Now, the first thing
everyone did was ride UTVs.
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Vinny, Jenni said you were
driving like a grandma.
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- I just don't know how
I ended up in the car
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with Jenni, who gets carsick--
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- Yeah.
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- From driving in an Escalade.
- Poor thing.
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- I wanted to drive.
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- And Deena, who was
like, having a panic
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attack the whole time.
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- I kept my [bleep]
together back there.
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- We were literally the
three worst people--
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- It was the worst.
- To be in an ATV together.
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- I was like, the mom driving
the kids to soccer practice.
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- So now Angelina, you
decided to skip this trip.
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[together]
Oooh.
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- I knew that was coming.
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I knew that was coming.
- I knew that was coming.
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- Fight.
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- Did you have FOMO
watching it back?
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- Of course, because I
love hanging out with them,
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especially my meatballs.
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They drink with me.
- What about us?
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What about us?
- You guys, too.
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- I always go to
all your shows.
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- Me and Mike at that time,
we were not at a good place,
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but I don't think I really
didn't go because of that.
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It was more like I
had so much going on
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back at home that I just
felt like, for me, I needed
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to just take this one off.
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- Got you.
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- Yeah.
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- She was going through
a lot back home.
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[together]
A lot of [bleep].
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[laughter]
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- Oh my God.
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- That was a good
alley, good alley oop.
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- I'm dead.
Yes.
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- Yeah.
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- The crew fell in
love with El Paso,
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and for Mike,
it was love at first taco.
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[upbeat music]
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- There's an unconfirmed
rumor that the finest
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tacos in the area are
actually in El Paso.
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Oh damn.
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[quirky music]
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Yo, that was good.
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- All Mike talks
about is not eating,
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but all I ever see
him doing is eating.
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Make it make sense.
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- Oh.
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Taco number one.
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- Cauliflower.
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- Oh.
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Fish.
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Sweet potato.
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Shrimp.
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Brisket.
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You only get one shot to
do your first taco tour,
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and I take that very seriously.
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- Mike, how many tacos do you
think you actually took down?
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- I don't know, 15?
- Damn.
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- 15?
- 15?
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- Yeah.
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- Now no one loved the
taco tour more than Mike,
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so it's only right we
let him have some more.
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We split the roommates
into three teams.
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We got Vinny and Angelina
on Team Staten Island.
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both: Whoo.
- Nice.
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- Deena and Nicole
on Team Meatballs.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- And Pauly and Jenni
on Team DJWOWW.
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[all cheer]
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- Each team prepared a taco
backstage before the show.
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both: The meatballs
are going to win.
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- Jinx.
- Ditto.
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- Now Mike,
as a taco connoisseur,
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you will try each one
and pick your favorite.
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I know I don't need to ask, but
are you ready for some tacos?
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- Oh, I was born ready.
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- Ay!
[bell dings]
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- Order up!
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[together]
Oh!
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- I knew you brought
the taco truck.
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- How cool.
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- Oh my goodness.
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- Oh, he has a bucket.
- Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Oh.
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- Calm down.
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- Exciting.
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- If I was to look
at these I could
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probably guess the teams,
but I'm not going to--
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- That's how you know
he knows us so well.
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- Divulge what I'm
thinking right here.
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- So Mike, we have
a nice apron for you
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under there so you keep the fit
clean, keep the T-shirt clean.
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Throw that on.
[laughter]
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Mike, we're going to have
you try the first taco,
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and tell us what you taste.
288
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,683
- Oh my goodness.
289
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,451
This one is a little--
- Ew!
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[all groaning]
- Who did tuna?
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- This one's a little fishy.
292
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,722
- Yeah.
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- I can tell because
it's a little tuna,
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and it's falling apart,
a little, a little messy.
295
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,697
- [groans]
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00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,199
- That's a Staten
Island taco, Mike.
297
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,733
- This is definitely
a Staten Island taco.
298
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,701
Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Some payback.
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00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,770
- Payback.
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I got to do more.
302
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:34,808
- In that one, Mike, it's tuna,
lettuce, jalapeños, peas, two
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pieces of penne pasta, and it's
called a Staten Island Ferry.
304
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- Two pieces of penne pasta.
305
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,716
- It definitely was a
Staten Island Ferry,
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but it wasn't bad though.
307
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It wasn't bad.
- It wasn't bad? OK.
308
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,320
Well, it's time for taco two.
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- The second one, which is--
310
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[twangy music]
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This one's pretty good.
312
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,229
- What do you taste in there?
313
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,964
- Maybe there's
lobster in here, maybe?
314
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,599
- OK.
315
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,667
- Maybe some jalapeños,
but this one's pretty good.
316
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,802
- Right on the nose.
317
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,203
That's why he's the
taco connoisseur
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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,405
because that's lobster,
chips, and jalapeños,
319
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,640
and that's Team DJWOWW.
320
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:07,841
- Damn, he went back
for a second bite.
321
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,142
- Oh, second bite.
- Second bite.
322
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,143
Second bite.
323
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,445
I like that.
324
00:10:11,512 --> 00:10:12,713
- Take a sip of the water
before the next one.
325
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,714
- Final taco.
326
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,882
- Who the hell made that one?
327
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,751
- Now, guys,
it has two meatballs,
328
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,686
and it has some penne in there.
329
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,689
[upbeat music]
330
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,458
♪♪ ♪♪
331
00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:25,959
Not bad.
- Not bad?
332
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,094
- Meatballs are pretty good.
333
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,296
- AKA it's a
meatball parm taco.
334
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,797
- The Italian in me
is screaming right
335
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,966
now because I love meatballs.
336
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,835
- But you like [bleep] lobster.
337
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,970
- Relax over there.
338
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,805
- I'm going to have to
pick my favorite here.
339
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:39,973
- Third bite.
- He loves that [bleep].
340
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,441
- Nailed that.
341
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,609
- This is pretty good.
342
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,044
Yep.
343
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,646
It was number two, the winner.
- That's the winner?
344
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:46,647
- Yeah!
345
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,815
- Congrats Jenni and Pauly.
346
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,117
- There you go.
347
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:51,485
- Staten Island always
gets the last place.
348
00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:52,986
It's OK.
349
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,889
- Coming up, Deena and Nicole
reveal how many bottles
350
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,059
of wine died in the creation
of "The Meatball Show,"
351
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,628
and we find out
if single Angelina
352
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,597
is living her best life.
353
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,365
[cheers and applause]
354
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,634
- Getting spicy in here.
355
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,102
- I hate you so much.
356
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,104
- I know.
- Like, what the [bleep]?
357
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,339
- Stupid.
358
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,374
- How many bottles
of wine are required
359
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,043
before you host the show?
360
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,045
- This right here is the
captain and the co-captain
361
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,413
of the Hot Mess Express.
362
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,547
- Duh.
- Thank you.
363
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,882
- Any sex with
Vinny recently or?
364
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,016
- No.
365
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,418
I just [bleep] him
a little bit.
366
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,086
[together]
Oh!
367
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,988
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
368
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,229
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
369
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,030
- Welcome back to
"The Jersey Shore
370
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,765
Family Vacation Reunion."
371
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,834
Now, we can all
agree the meatballs
372
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,669
deserve their own
show, and luckily
373
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,472
for us, they made it happen.
374
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,108
- "The Meatball Show."
- "The Meatball Show."
375
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,544
- Now, we need to
figure out our guests.
376
00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:52,679
Amy Schumer's typing.
377
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,147
[screams]
378
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,916
- [screams]
379
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,251
- Our first guest,
let's say it.
380
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,052
both:? One, two, three...
381
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,856
Jerry Springer.
382
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,291
- Oh my God, his thumbs up.
Hi.
383
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:05,392
- Hi.
Jerry?
384
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:06,960
- Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
385
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:07,961
Angelina.
386
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,129
I'm sweating.
387
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,231
I'm sweating,
and I'm so excited.
388
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,500
- Welcome to the first ever...
389
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,835
both: "Meatball Show."
390
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,236
- Cheers, bitches.
- Cheers.
391
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,571
Step aside, Oprah.
392
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:20,107
- Every week we will be
bringing you a real
393
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,542
as [bleep] show.
- Uh...
394
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,010
- Just going to be
a free for all.
395
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,077
- A free for all.
396
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,780
- Good frickin' time.
- Mm-hmm.
397
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,915
[glass thumps]
398
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,183
- Oh.
399
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,617
[together]
Jerry! Jerry!
400
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,187
- You want me to
call you Daddy?
401
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,389
- I am not the father.
402
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,924
- Our daddy.
- This is how we chug here.
403
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,592
- This is how we chug.
- Oh.
404
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:39,826
- Chug, chug.
405
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,763
both: Chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug.
406
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,764
- Amy's here.
407
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,767
- Send her back.
408
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,170
- Amy!
409
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,171
- That's not Amy Schumer.
410
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,239
- That's not the right Amy.
411
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:53,373
- Come here, Aimee.
412
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,910
Oh, well.
413
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,111
Oh my God.
414
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,179
Help.
415
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,180
We did it.
416
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,381
- We did it.
417
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,416
- Killed it, bitch.
418
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,417
- Yeah.
419
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,753
- Are you alive?
420
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,455
- If we really get
picked up we'll be
421
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,756
way more professional people.
422
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,991
- It's entertaining.
423
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459
- Wait, so we blacked
out, obviously.
424
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,628
- I could tell.
- You blacked out?
425
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,598
- So wait, speaking of blacking
out, how many bottles of wine
426
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,666
are required before
you host the show?
427
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,768
- They counted like
ten bottles.
428
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,804
- They counted ten bottles...
- In a day?
429
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,873
- With Jerry and Aimee.
430
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,407
- Wow.
431
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,244
- They used a Maury Povich
joke on Jerry Springer.
432
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,678
- On Jerry Springer, yeah.
- Oh my God.
433
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,347
- You're jealous. You're
jealous you didn't meet Jerry.
434
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,883
- He's like why are you asking
me if I'm the father?
435
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,751
- Jerry actually
said after this was
436
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,819
one of his best experiences.
437
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:39,987
- Yes.
438
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,088
He said, I had the
best time ever.
439
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,222
- OK.
440
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,424
Now Angelina, what
was it like being
441
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,759
a part of "The Meatball Show."
442
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,096
- I was like, what are
these girls having me do?
443
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,666
But when I pulled up to
Jerry Springer, I was like--
444
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,568
- She was starstruck actually.
- I was starstruck,
445
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:55,936
because
I grew up watching him.
446
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:56,937
- Yep.
447
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,272
- Like, he is a staple.
448
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,406
- She wanted to--
- Legend.
449
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,674
- She wanted to do him.
- Yeah.
450
00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:01,909
Like did you have a
little crush on him?
451
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,577
- I had the biggest
crush on him.
452
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:04,878
- Yeah.
453
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,313
- But now most talk
show hosts, they don't
454
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,248
get loaded before the show.
455
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,751
Roommates, what do you guys
think about their method?
456
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,619
- Authenticity is probably
the key to a successful show.
457
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,754
- Yeah.
458
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,088
- And this right
here is the captain
459
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,990
and the co-captain of
the Hot Mess Express,
460
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,559
so it's going to be amazing.
461
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,261
- It wouldn't be "The Meatball
Show" if you weren't saucy.
462
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,596
- Oh my God.
463
00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:23,964
- He's been waiting six
minutes to say that.
464
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,098
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
465
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,400
Yeah.
466
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,601
- So ladies, what other
dream guests would
467
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,503
you love to have on the show?
468
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,804
both: Amy Schumer.
469
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,139
- Actually Amy Schumer?
470
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,640
- No, we love Aimee
from "Floribama," but--
471
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,775
- Close enough.
472
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:35,742
- We were expecting
Amy Schumer.
473
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:36,910
- Can we talk about this?
474
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,045
- How did this happen
that you thought
475
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,146
you were getting
Amy Schumer and you
476
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,347
got Aimee from "Floribama"?
477
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:41,615
- Chris booked the wrong Amy.
478
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:42,749
- Yeah.
479
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,518
- He tried his best.
- He's like,
480
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:45,819
do you think I
have Amy Schumer's number?
481
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,120
We're like, yeah.
I guess not.
482
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,589
- Do you want to be a guest?
483
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,624
- I would love to be a guest
on "The Meatball Show."
484
00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:52,125
- I would love to have you.
- Done.
485
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,594
- Oh my gosh.
That would be amazing.
486
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,229
- What's your favorite drink?
487
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,731
- I like stuff that's
clear, but not tequila,
488
00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,166
so like vodka, white wine.
489
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,167
- We got it.
Done. Noted.
490
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,568
- Done.
491
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:02,736
- I can't wait to be
on "The Meatball Show."
492
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:04,004
Let's all get saucy.
Let's do it.
493
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,239
- We can't wait to have you.
- All right.
494
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,207
Now, she didn't
have a chauffeur,
495
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:11,011
but everything and everyone was
driving Angelina up the wall
496
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,312
this season.
497
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,349
Things got so bad my
girl went to a priest.
498
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,483
Jesus, take the wheel.
499
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:17,484
- You need Jesus.
500
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:18,485
- I can't.
501
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:19,553
- Hello?
502
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,188
What the [bleep]?
503
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,924
I had a lot of fun in Spain,
met so many great people.
504
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,925
Chris?
505
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:25,926
Hello?
506
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,327
[bleep] not good right now.
507
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,662
Hello?
508
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,030
And then of course he's
nowhere to be found.
509
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,566
This is the perfect
representation
510
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:37,104
of how our relationship
is as a whole, so...
511
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:39,273
In Florida, I thought
things were taking
512
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,075
a turn for the better, and
then on our two-year wedding
513
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,212
anniversary, he said, I hope
you die in a plane crash.
514
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,115
Me and my husband
have not had sex.
515
00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:50,951
- How many times did you like
have sex in your marriage?
516
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,619
- Once.
517
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,121
- Oh, Angela.
518
00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:55,589
- Listen, I don't need a
whole bunch of attention,
519
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:56,924
but just give me
something, Chris.
520
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,593
And I'm sorry, but I
can't do this anymore.
521
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:02,229
Louis, I have to say
like, he helps my mind
522
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,597
realize that I'm worth more.
523
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:04,831
- You never hooked up with him?
524
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,600
- I swear to God,
we didn't do anything.
525
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,801
- You cuddled.
526
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:08,702
And you slept in the bed.
- We cuddled.
527
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:09,703
Yeah.
Oh [bleep].
528
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:10,704
What the [bleep]?
529
00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:12,673
- Is this him?
530
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,508
Did you and Angelina
ever have sex?
531
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:15,809
- [bleep] my life.
532
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,377
[bleep] my life.
533
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,712
- It's not called sex.
534
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,147
It's making love.
535
00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:21,148
- [screams]
536
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:22,449
- You did.
537
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:23,483
You did.
538
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,052
You liar.
539
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,553
- This is something
that is hard
540
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,056
that many people
go through, but I
541
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,959
also don't think it's the end.
542
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,494
- What is the point of
[bleep] being married?
543
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,330
- Angelina definitely
deserves better.
544
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,065
Just get a divorce,
and be happy.
545
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,367
I'm so excited for you to
get divorced because you
546
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,535
shouldn't be in this marriage.
547
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:42,836
- Cheers to you guys.
548
00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:47,341
Never again will I let
a man bring me down.
549
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,276
- Amen.
550
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:52,846
- Divorce is always difficult,
so how are you doing now?
551
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:54,848
Is the divorce official?
552
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:55,983
- It's finalized.
553
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,184
- Nice.
554
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:58,685
Congrats.
Yes.
555
00:16:58,752 --> 00:16:59,987
Now we can clap.
556
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,522
- Hot girl summer.
557
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,557
- Now ladies, did you realize
that things had gotten
558
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,058
that bad in her marriage?
559
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,394
- I mean, I feel like
we knew it was bad,
560
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,329
and we were just waiting
for her to like admit it.
561
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,864
- Right.
- Right.
562
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,066
- I think we were also happy
that she was like, I'm done,
563
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,234
moving on.
- Yeah.
564
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,569
- I'm going to be
happy for myself,
565
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:16,904
so we were happy for her.
566
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,939
- Like, going through
that behind closed doors,
567
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:21,675
you know, I was
trying to like keep
568
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,677
that kind of away from
you guys a little bit
569
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,913
because it was really that bad.
570
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,282
Going to them and
just like, finally
571
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,617
being able to just
say, hey, listen,
572
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,319
this is what's happening.
573
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,620
This is not good.
574
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,155
It's something I needed.
575
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,492
- Now, Deena, Angelina told
you she went away with Louis
576
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,195
but swore nothing
happened, but then Louis
577
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,529
called and blew up her spot.
578
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:45,332
Did you think she was
BSing you the whole time?
579
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,601
- So a little bit.
580
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,070
I'm like,
just tell me the truth,
581
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,073
and then when he told me
the truth, I was like--
582
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,942
so I've been sitting
here for four hours,
583
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:58,612
and you've just been lying
to my ass for four hours.
584
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,080
- But wait.
585
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,583
There was one part though
that you asked if we had sex,
586
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,918
I think, in the
show, off our shore.
587
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,087
- I did bring up Mexico.
588
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,522
You didn't admit it at all.
589
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,823
- I didn't really go--
590
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,692
I went around about
it, kind of, like, oh.
591
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,060
Like laughing.
592
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,129
- I love you, Ang, but you
never said that you did.
593
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,865
And then he's the
one that admitted it,
594
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,000
and that's why you ran
in a corner and you hid.
595
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,401
- Well, because honestly
like my sex life--
596
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,803
- I know.
597
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,471
- --is kind of my business,
and at that point--
598
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,739
- Not on a reality
reality show.
599
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:26,874
- At that point in
my life, I was really
600
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,941
like closed off to everything.
601
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:28,942
- That's fine.
602
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,377
- It is what it is.
603
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,645
- Well, you know what?
Listen, for you guys it is,
604
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:33,247
but for me I kind of
was like, you know what?
605
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,250
Like in "All-Star Shore,"
when I filmed, I did
606
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,584
not have sex with that man.
607
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,219
- Well, you know what?
Lewis is old news anyway.
608
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,787
- He is-- He really is.
- The wine was flowing.
609
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,155
- He really is.
He really is.
610
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,357
- He's had like seven
side pieces since then.
611
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,892
- Shut the [bleep] up.
- That's you.
612
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,827
Now I gotta ask you because
you said you weren't having
613
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:47,828
a lot of sex in the marriage.
614
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:49,129
How is the sex life now?
615
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,731
- I'm having sex now.
616
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,732
- Period.
617
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,799
- OK.
618
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,434
- Get it, girl.
619
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,435
- With Vinny or--
620
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,104
- City boys up.
621
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,372
- It's not you, you [bleep].
622
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,907
- Any-- any sex with
Vinny recently or--
623
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,408
- No.
624
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,342
I just [bleep] him a little
bit. No, I'm kidding.
625
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,011
- Oh, no.
No. Just-- Just--
626
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,146
- Are you dating
anyone seriously, Ang?
627
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,314
- I'm--
628
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:08,482
- Or are you enjoying
the single life?
629
00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:09,650
- I'm just enjoying
the single life.
630
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,185
- She's a lot happier now.
- Yeah.
631
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,821
- Well, coming up next, Mike
puts the shady in Slim Shady
632
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,223
this season.
633
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:19,059
Is the old Sitch
officially dead and gone?
634
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:20,060
- Find out next.
635
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:22,663
all: Ohh! Yeah!
636
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,764
- Oh, [bleep].
637
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,401
- I don't know.
I don't know.
638
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,303
- For me, you really
hurt my feelings.
639
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,371
- When you hang
around clowns,
640
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,341
don't be surprised that your
life becomes a circus.
641
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:37,144
- Mike, is the old
Sitch gone for good?
642
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:39,279
- Um...
- Here we go.
643
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,515
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
644
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,888
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
645
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,756
♪♪ ♪♪
646
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,793
- We're back with everyone's
favorite roommates.
647
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,096
Angelina's divorce brought an
old face back to the shore.
648
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:58,432
Mike tried to resist
stirring the pot,
649
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,868
but as his hair went
to the light side,
650
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,336
he turned to the dark side.
651
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,837
Take a look.
652
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,772
- Everyone knows being sober
is probably the best thing
653
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:08,075
I've ever done for myself,
because all my energy that
654
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,544
was directed towards
negativity is now directed
655
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:11,545
towards everything positive.
656
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:12,546
- Angelina.
657
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,348
- [laughs]
658
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,783
- Yo, Pauly, old Sitch
wants to expose Angelina,
659
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:19,353
but the new Sitch is
like, nah, I'm a good guy.
660
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,523
- The side piece reached out
to me, sent a ton of receipts,
661
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,292
and a couple hours later,
the husband reached out.
662
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:26,894
So I recorded that [bleep].
663
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,763
Do I stir the pot sometimes?
664
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,764
Maybe.
665
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,332
I got the information.
666
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,867
It was so messy.
667
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,569
- And it was too messy for
you, so you want to [bleep]--
668
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,037
You want to jump in
there and stir it.
669
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:38,472
And then you want to
be like, oh, [bleep].
670
00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:40,007
Light the house on
fire, and then back up
671
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,408
and be like, why is it on fire?
672
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:42,643
I wouldn't have
done that to you.
673
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,810
- OK.
674
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:44,978
I understand-- I
kinda understand what
675
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,680
you're getting at right now.
676
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,348
There's so much
dramers going on.
677
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,950
It's easy to
forget about, like,
678
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:52,052
what's happening in
her life in general,
679
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,921
the stress of a messy divorce.
680
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:57,824
I made a mistake, OK,
and I'm owning up to it.
681
00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,561
I answered a phone call and I
take accountability for that.
682
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,829
- Mike is definitely
involving himself
683
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:06,166
in a lot of people's business,
a lot of people's drama,
684
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,902
and that's exactly what
the old Sitch used to do.
685
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:10,204
- Who's gonna be the bad guy?
686
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,905
Situation.
687
00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:13,874
No problem.
688
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,375
- Oh, my God.
689
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,511
- Damn, Vin, what the hell?
690
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:19,146
- Vinny, I thought
you liked Mike.
691
00:21:19,213 --> 00:21:20,414
- Wow.
- What the hell?
692
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,783
He was like-- He was
narrating that all solo.
693
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,451
- He was waiting for
this day to come.
694
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:26,220
- I was like, I got this, guys.
- See, you said you weren't on.
695
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,354
There you go.
- Hi, Mike.
696
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,289
- Now, Mike,
you went full blond
697
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,892
and slowly regressed
into the old Sitch.
698
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,661
Now, was it, like, the hair
dye--'cause if so,
699
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:35,929
let me know so I stay
away from that brand.
700
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,264
- You know what?
701
00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:39,299
I--I think all of us go through
an internal
702
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,634
struggle once in a while.
703
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,970
And every now and then,
an issue may arise that,
704
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,572
you know, you may
think about regressing.
705
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:50,043
And I think you saw my struggle
this season where, you know,
706
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,347
I thought one of my friends
was being not as transparent
707
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,048
as we would have liked, maybe.
708
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:56,550
You know, I-- like
I said, it's--
709
00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:59,686
It's not where you start a
race, but how you finish it.
710
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,923
And I think we got
where we needed to get.
711
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,125
But also, let's
just point out--
712
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:06,326
- Here we go.
713
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,228
- When you hang
around clowns, don't
714
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:09,696
be surprised that your
life becomes a circus.
715
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:10,831
- Ah.
716
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:11,865
- And that's what
the season became.
717
00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:12,900
- But the thing is--
718
00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:14,668
is for me really
hurt my feelings.
719
00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:17,604
And like, I know that
now we went through it
720
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,274
and, like, we got through
it, but, like, in that state
721
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,943
of mind that I was in and
in that whole scenario,
722
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,845
like, that was very
hurtful for me.
723
00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:26,346
I know you the longest
out of everyone.
724
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,048
I don't care how much of
a bond you had with them
725
00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:29,316
or how much history.
I'm saying--
726
00:22:29,383 --> 00:22:30,617
- I think I could have
handled it better.
727
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,618
- You're not supposed to
believe other people--
728
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,020
- Not necessarily.
729
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,555
- --Cause you didn't
really know the full story.
730
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,822
- You've-- you've admitted,
in the middle of the season,
731
00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:37,291
that you got the WAP.
732
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,526
And you've admitted that there
was this gentleman in
733
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:42,996
Old Bridge, and then there
was eventually also Louis,
734
00:22:43,063 --> 00:22:44,631
and they got mad at each other.
735
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,800
And that's where people
came out of the streets
736
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,302
to try to expose you.
737
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,971
When it first came to me, I
was like, oh, my God, like,
738
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,940
I'm privy to this
information and, like,
739
00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:54,241
what do I want to do with it?
740
00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:57,010
- Do you regret taking
this whole thing so far?
741
00:22:57,077 --> 00:22:58,846
- I didn't think
that I took it far.
742
00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:01,481
I think old Sitch would
have taken it way farther.
743
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,916
You know what I'm saying?
Way father.
744
00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:04,318
- I mean--
745
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,853
- You would have brought
the side pieces right here.
746
00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:07,087
- You know, I just
want you to understand
747
00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:08,355
where I'm coming from.
- No, I do.
748
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:09,323
- I know we've already spoken--
- I do.
749
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,424
- --About this--
750
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,425
- I do.
- But we're here now.
751
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,060
- I do understand.
I do.
752
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,862
- I feel like everyone's owned
their [bleep] at this point.
753
00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,196
Like, he's owning his [bleep].
754
00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:18,298
You've owned your [bleep],
and, you know.
755
00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:19,766
- Yeah.
756
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,869
Going forward I just hope
that that never happens again.
757
00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:24,104
Say somebody comes out of
the woodwork and is like,
758
00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:26,306
Angelina said this
and this and this.
759
00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:27,574
You guys come to me--
760
00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:30,043
You come to me,
and you say to me, hey,
761
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,178
this is what I heard about you.
762
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:32,346
Is it true or not?
763
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,747
- OK.
764
00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:35,716
- So it sounds like, Sitch
and Angelina, you guys
765
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,684
are in somewhat
of a good place.
766
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,354
Mike, is the old
Sitch gone for good?
767
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,722
- I believe so.
You know what I'm saying?
768
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,090
But--
769
00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,291
- Well, we just brought
it back, so what's up?
770
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:45,726
- But at the same time--
771
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,594
No-- Me and Angeliners,
we're in an awesome place.
772
00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:48,862
- Yeah, we are, yes.
- We really are.
773
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,230
We really are.
- I have to admit it, yes.
774
00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:51,598
- I really do love her,
but we're like family.
775
00:23:51,665 --> 00:23:53,233
We-- We fight hard,
but we love harder.
776
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,601
That's how it is.
777
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:57,004
- No one wins when the
family feuds, you know.
778
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,973
Coming up, the roommates
answer more fan questions.
779
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:04,077
Plus, who needs Carrie
Bradshaw when you got Vinny?
780
00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:07,080
Has he finally swiped
right on Mrs. Right?
781
00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,148
Find out next.
782
00:24:08,215 --> 00:24:09,149
- Yay.
783
00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:11,251
Vin got a segment.
784
00:24:11,318 --> 00:24:13,487
- New Yorkers always complain
about the dating scene.
785
00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:15,756
- It definitely
opened the dating pool
786
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,324
up from Staten Island.
787
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:20,127
That was like a
little swampy puddle.
788
00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:22,529
- In San Diego,
I went into your room.
789
00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:24,798
You were growing like
a [bleep] Chia Pet.
790
00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:26,500
- Oh, wow.
- No, no, no, no.
791
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:29,069
- ♪♪ If you want to have fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
792
00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,509
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
793
00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,678
- I think we have to get to
set because the meatballs are,
794
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,079
like, the meatballs
are fricking late.
795
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,080
Let's go.
796
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,383
[upbeat music]
797
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,985
- Where's the set?
Where is--
798
00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:46,253
- Are we--
- Where's the set?
799
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,155
- Wait a second.
- Oh, a sign.
800
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:50,057
- No crew members
past this point.
801
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:51,291
- Are we crew members?
802
00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,459
- We're meatballs.
803
00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:53,460
So meatballs are allowed.
804
00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:54,695
- Meatballs are allowed.
805
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:55,796
- We're allowed to
do whatever we want.
806
00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:57,231
- Thank you.
- Hello.
807
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:58,565
Vinny, Pauly, Jenni.
808
00:24:58,632 --> 00:24:59,566
- Jenni.
809
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:02,135
Angeliners.
810
00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:03,504
[upbeat music]
811
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,339
- Welcome back to the
"Jersey Shore" reunion.
812
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:07,307
Robin has a question for Pauly.
813
00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:09,209
- Ayy.
- She's a ten,
814
00:25:09,276 --> 00:25:10,978
but she constantly
tries to touch your hair.
815
00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:12,513
- Oh, she's a zero.
816
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:13,947
She's a negative--
817
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:14,948
She's a negative 10.
818
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,283
- Come on, Robin.
819
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,552
- Now, Vinny is still
enjoying the single life.
820
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:21,655
But all it took was some time
away from Mom's home cooking,
821
00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:24,124
and just like that,
he sold his LA house
822
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,526
and moved back to New York.
823
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,727
Take a look.
824
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:29,730
[upbeat music]
825
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,532
♪♪ ♪♪
826
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,333
- Yo I'm--I'm
hype for you, man.
827
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,169
This is dope.
Chooch.
828
00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,070
We can't go to Vinny's
new place empty-handed.
829
00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:40,174
I got him a really dope gift.
830
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,544
[laughter]
831
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,745
- That's amazing.
832
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:45,946
- I think it should
go over to bed.
833
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:47,147
- Yeah, if you need
help climaxing,
834
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,382
just look right at me.
- Yeah.
835
00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:49,750
- You know what I'm saying?
836
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,919
- Like, girls in the
city, another league here.
837
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:52,953
- Girls are girls, Vinny.
838
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:53,954
- Nah.
839
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,923
- The biology's the same.
840
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:58,058
[laughter]
841
00:25:58,125 --> 00:25:59,426
- I'm about to find
you a wife right now.
842
00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:00,761
- Let's stop trying
to find me a wife.
843
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,162
- yo, this reminds me
of "Sex in the City,"
844
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,398
but this is Vinny in the city.
- Yup. Yup.
845
00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,300
- Single Vinny in the city.
- I'm Samantha.
846
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:07,734
- Excuse me, are you
single by any chance?
847
00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:09,269
- Our boy Vinny is single.
848
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:10,737
That's our boy Vinny.
849
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:11,905
He just moved to NYC.
850
00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,640
- Where's Angela, Vinny?
- Oh, [bleep].
851
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,075
[laughter]
852
00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:16,076
- Angela.
853
00:26:16,143 --> 00:26:17,811
- She is the one that got away.
854
00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:19,913
[laughter]
855
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,716
- So, Vin, you moved to LA
for a change of scenery,
856
00:26:22,783 --> 00:26:24,218
but you came right
back like a boomerang.
857
00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,786
We're you that homesick?
- It was actually--
858
00:26:25,853 --> 00:26:27,221
I have a niece.
859
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,288
You know, I didn't want
to, like, not see my niece
860
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:29,623
grow up.
861
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:30,791
You know, it was like,
seeing videos of her,
862
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:31,792
saying goodbye to her.
863
00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:32,960
- What a chooch.
864
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,228
- But when you
gotta go out there,
865
00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,562
I mean, it's nothing
to jump on a plane.
866
00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:36,763
- Right.
867
00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:37,898
- Vinny, New Yorkers
always complain
868
00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:38,932
about the dating scene.
869
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:40,567
What's your experience been?
870
00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:41,535
- I love it, yo.
871
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:42,603
That [bleep] lit.
872
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:43,604
- You out here
in these streets?
873
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,705
- I'm with it all, yo.
874
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,006
I'm in the streets.
875
00:26:46,073 --> 00:26:48,275
Like, it definitely
opened the dating pool
876
00:26:48,342 --> 00:26:49,843
up from Staten Island.
877
00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:54,481
That was, like, a little pond,
like a little swampy puddle.
878
00:26:54,548 --> 00:26:57,351
And now I'm swimming in
the [bleep] Baltic Sea.
879
00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:58,719
- There you go.
- Oh, my God.
880
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,187
- Oh, wow
- What the [bleep]?
881
00:27:00,254 --> 00:27:02,389
- So, Pauly,
what do you picture
882
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:04,024
as the ideal woman for Vin?
883
00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:05,025
- His type is--
884
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:06,193
I'm gonna explain it--
885
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:10,430
It's-- It's a
stripper librarian.
886
00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:13,567
Because she has to be smart so
they can hold a conversation,
887
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,903
but she has to be a
freak in the sheets.
888
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:16,970
- And she has to--
889
00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:18,405
And she has to twerk too.
- Oh.
890
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:19,573
- You know what I'm saying?
891
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,874
- So you need the
best of both worlds.
892
00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:22,142
- Yeah, I need like a
twerking accountant.
893
00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:23,710
- Yeah.
Oh, that would be nice.
894
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:24,811
- So if you're out there.
895
00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:26,213
- Like Jenni.
896
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,648
- Bounce her ass and do
your taxes all at once.
897
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:29,483
- You still get down, girl.
898
00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:30,651
- I'm not mad at that.
899
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,619
Now, coming up,
Vinny and Angelina
900
00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:35,789
are both single for the
first time in a long time.
901
00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:38,425
Was their trip to
San Diego enough to turn
902
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:41,428
their love-hate relationship
into full-on love?
903
00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:42,729
Find out next.
904
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,599
[together]
Ooh.
905
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,235
- Oh, my God.
906
00:27:48,302 --> 00:27:49,670
- He liked her in high school.
907
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,305
There's obvious
sexual tension there.
908
00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:52,372
- Well, there is
something we've
909
00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:53,640
been wanting to tell you guys.
910
00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,242
- Ooh.
911
00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:57,177
- ♪♪ If you wanna fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
912
00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:03,750
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
913
00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:06,620
- All right, so, we're
backstage at the reunion.
914
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:07,821
It's going down.
915
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,389
- Girl, do you want a drink?
- Rosé?
916
00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:10,958
- Yeah, 'cause I was about to
say, I was about to put
917
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:13,527
a complaint into "The Meatball
Show" because I don't have--
918
00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:14,761
- Wait, so,
she's gonna have a drink.
919
00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:15,762
- Girl.
920
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:16,930
- Pour that [bleep].
921
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,699
- We like to heavy
pour over here.
922
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:19,733
I do like the heavy pour.
- Yeah, we like a heavy pour.
923
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,968
- Thank you.
924
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:21,935
- You did.
925
00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:24,137
Wait.
926
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:26,206
Are we gonna make out?
927
00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:27,207
Ow.
928
00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:28,509
Jenni, my lipstick.
929
00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:31,812
[upbeat music]
930
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,948
- We're back with more of the
"Jersey Shore Family Reunion."
931
00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:38,385
With Vinny still single and
Angelina back on the market,
932
00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:40,487
it looked like the
stars finally aligned
933
00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,422
in San Diego for
the relationship
934
00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,758
Staten Island has
been rooting for.
935
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:45,759
Let's take a look.
936
00:28:45,826 --> 00:28:47,461
- Here we go.
937
00:28:47,528 --> 00:28:49,129
- So, Angelina, how's
the single life?
938
00:28:49,196 --> 00:28:50,297
- Vinny, how's the single life?
939
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,232
- I do get lonely at times.
940
00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:55,035
- It takes Vinny
1.3 milliseconds
941
00:28:55,102 --> 00:28:56,170
to start flirting with me.
942
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,538
- Wow.
943
00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:59,006
- I love Vinny and
Angelina's relationship,
944
00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:02,276
because they hate each other,
but I feel like they love
945
00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:04,077
each other at the same time.
946
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:05,312
- You guys should just do it.
Yeah.
947
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:07,047
- Bang it out.
- Vinny, just do it.
948
00:29:07,114 --> 00:29:08,649
- I'd rather jump
off this mountain.
949
00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:11,118
- I initially thought that
nothing would ever happen
950
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:12,986
between Angelina and Vinny.
951
00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:15,355
- What is happening over there?
952
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:19,660
- I'm starting to see a
little bit of sexual tension.
953
00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:21,828
I'm thinking to myself,
single Vingelina.
954
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,263
It's happening.
955
00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:25,699
- Any guy I [bleep], they
don't ever want to leave it.
956
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,367
- If your mouth game is
good, I'll think about it.
957
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,335
- Wouldn't you want to know?
958
00:29:28,402 --> 00:29:29,503
- Vinny, just try it.
959
00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,405
- You wanna know,
but you don't know.
960
00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:34,708
If I ever sucked on Vinny's D,
I would use my [bleep] teeth.
961
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:36,243
Like [bleep] corn
on the cob, bitch.
962
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,511
- Oh, my God.
963
00:29:37,578 --> 00:29:40,047
- Aw, you and Angelina
are holding hands.
964
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,248
- I'm a little
upset about this.
965
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,050
- Make out.
- God.
966
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,051
- OK.
967
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,052
[together]
Ooh.
968
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,587
- Ooh, Vinny.
969
00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:49,623
- So Vinny, what reignited
this flirtation with Angelina?
970
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:51,525
Was it the new nose?
971
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:53,260
- The new nose that
looks exactly the same?
972
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:54,928
Yes.
973
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:58,632
First of all,
Angelina is out of her mind.
974
00:29:58,699 --> 00:30:00,634
But there are some, like,
normal moments to her.
975
00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:01,768
Like she came to my--
976
00:30:01,835 --> 00:30:03,270
- So you're saying
there's a chance.
977
00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:04,638
- She came to my appearance
the other day, and she was,
978
00:30:04,705 --> 00:30:06,540
like, normal and quiet.
979
00:30:06,607 --> 00:30:07,741
And I'm like, who are you?
980
00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:10,210
And I have no problem
talking to her
981
00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:12,613
and being her friend
during those moments.
982
00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:14,515
And that's kind of
what you see there.
983
00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:17,317
And then everyone thinks that
we're in love with each other.
984
00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,987
- Ang, what are some things
that you like about Vinny?
985
00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:21,288
- Oh, yeah, tell us.
986
00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:22,589
- Oh, God.
- This ought to be good.
987
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:25,292
You're very smart,
but I'm very smart too.
988
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,861
So when I show you the smart
part of me, you like it.
989
00:30:27,928 --> 00:30:29,463
- Make out,
990
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,633
[together] Make out, make out,
make out, make out, make out.
991
00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:33,700
- Well, there is
something we've
992
00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:35,002
been wanting to tell you guys.
993
00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:36,003
- We're dating now.
994
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:37,004
- We are.
995
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,405
[together]
Ooh.
996
00:30:38,472 --> 00:30:39,439
- Psyche.
997
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,440
- Like, just do it.
998
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,441
- Why not?
999
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:42,643
- Like, just get it over with.
1000
00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:43,877
- There's obvious
sexual tension there.
1001
00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:44,878
- Yeah.
- You know?
1002
00:30:44,945 --> 00:30:46,046
And I think once--
1003
00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:47,281
- Bro, stop stirring
the pot, dude.
1004
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,448
- And they're both
from Staten Island.
1005
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:49,983
Also, he liked her
in high school.
1006
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:50,984
- Ooh.
- Sure did.
1007
00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,219
- Yeah.
1008
00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:53,287
- Why do you think
he moved back East?
1009
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,821
It wasn't because
of his mother.
1010
00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:56,356
They're even sitting
together at the reunion.
1011
00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:57,391
- Yeah.
- This isn't assigned seats.
1012
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,559
- Yeah.
1013
00:30:58,625 --> 00:30:59,526
Oh, they just-- They
chose those, huh?
1014
00:30:59,593 --> 00:31:00,794
- Yes.
1015
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:01,995
- You show me your
[bleep] all the time.
1016
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:02,896
You're like,
let me see your [bleep].
1017
00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,097
- Oh, wow.
- What?
1018
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:05,332
- I mean-- I mean
show me your [bleep].
1019
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:06,600
- See what I mean?
- No, you're right.
1020
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:07,801
- Yeah, you do say that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1021
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,036
- But wait. Wait.
You let me look at it.
1022
00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:10,337
- When?
- Oh, wow.
1023
00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:11,672
- You were like,
look at my [bleep].
1024
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:12,973
- When?
- Wait.
1025
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,308
- In the room that time.
1026
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,509
- What time?
1027
00:31:15,576 --> 00:31:17,644
- This is live.
This is live.
1028
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:19,179
- Are you serious?
1029
00:31:19,246 --> 00:31:20,480
- Wait, wait, what?
- Please share.
1030
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,715
- Yeah, tell me.
1031
00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:23,717
- In San Diego,
I went into your room.
1032
00:31:23,784 --> 00:31:25,352
You were growing like
a [bleep] Chia Pet.
1033
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,353
- Oh, wow.
1034
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,354
- No, no, no, no.
1035
00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:28,555
- What?
1036
00:31:28,622 --> 00:31:29,623
- I never said,
look at my [bleep].
1037
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:30,557
Or maybe I was
like, look at it.
1038
00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:32,159
It's not [bleep].
1039
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,260
- Oh my God.
- What the [bleep]?
1040
00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:34,261
- Oh, wow.
- I don't know.
1041
00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:35,362
It's not what it looks like.
1042
00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:36,763
It's not what it
looks like, guys.
1043
00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:38,432
I can explain.
1044
00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:39,733
- All right.
- My God.
1045
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,603
- But listen, if the
drunken stars aligned,
1046
00:31:42,669 --> 00:31:44,638
do you think we could at least
have, like, some hate sex?
1047
00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:45,639
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
1048
00:31:45,706 --> 00:31:46,907
- Like-- You know, like--
1049
00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:48,308
Like enemies with benefits.
- Hell yeah.
1050
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,776
- Come on, Vin.
1051
00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:51,311
- He acts like I'm the worst
possible thing to bang.
1052
00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:53,380
But in real life,
he would bang me.
1053
00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:54,548
- Yeah.
1054
00:31:54,615 --> 00:31:56,717
- No.
- All right.
1055
00:31:56,783 --> 00:31:59,620
Coming up, Jenni puts aside
her fear of public speaking
1056
00:31:59,686 --> 00:32:00,888
for a higher cause.
1057
00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:02,923
[together]
Aww.
1058
00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,625
- We watch a
moment that brought
1059
00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:06,660
her roommates to tears, next.
1060
00:32:06,727 --> 00:32:09,963
- Aww, OK.
1061
00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:12,533
♪♪ ♪♪
1062
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:14,101
- Now, Jenni, you've
had some trouble
1063
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:15,469
with speeches in the past.
1064
00:32:15,536 --> 00:32:16,603
- Here we go.
1065
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:19,339
- Never have I ever
had a threesome.
1066
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:20,440
[laughter]
1067
00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:22,109
- Jenni.
1068
00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:24,111
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
1069
00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:30,918
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
1070
00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:33,353
♪♪ ♪♪
1071
00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:37,257
- Public speaking is not easy,
but Jenni faced her fears
1072
00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:40,027
to raise awareness about
those like her son Greyson
1073
00:32:40,093 --> 00:32:42,629
living with sensory needs
and invisible disabilities.
1074
00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:44,198
- I'm gonna cry.
1075
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,834
So, tonight is a
really exciting night.
1076
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,235
- Here, put this on.
1077
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:52,639
- Culture City is a charity
that I'm on the board of,
1078
00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:56,677
and we help children
and adults with autism,
1079
00:32:56,743 --> 00:32:58,145
with-- with sensory needs.
1080
00:32:58,212 --> 00:33:00,314
Mommy gets nervous
when I do speeches,
1081
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,815
and I have to do one tonight.
1082
00:33:01,882 --> 00:33:04,184
One of my biggest fears
is public speaking.
1083
00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:07,187
I have stage fright,
and I just hate speeches.
1084
00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:09,489
[cheers and applause]
1085
00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:16,029
At Culture City, we
create sensory accessibility
1086
00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:18,999
and inclusion for those
with invisible disabilities.
1087
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:21,368
By telling Greyson's
story, Greyson
1088
00:33:21,435 --> 00:33:23,437
has become a hero to so many.
1089
00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:25,205
His journey helps
other families
1090
00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:27,574
know there are people
like myself fighting
1091
00:33:27,641 --> 00:33:29,376
to make the limits limitless.
1092
00:33:29,443 --> 00:33:30,444
- Yay, Grey.
1093
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:31,712
- Yeah, Grey.
- Yeah, Grey.
1094
00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:36,650
- [indistinct].
1095
00:33:36,717 --> 00:33:38,285
- And I don't really know how--
1096
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:43,524
It's just like I'm really glad
I have a brother like this.
1097
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,893
And he's always so supportive.
1098
00:33:45,959 --> 00:33:48,662
- This moment could
not be more perfect.
1099
00:33:48,729 --> 00:33:52,366
Greyson has overcome
so many obstacles in life
1100
00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:55,836
that I just could not
be more of a proud mom.
1101
00:33:55,903 --> 00:34:02,309
To my hero, Greyson,
Mommy is so proud of you.
1102
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,678
[applause]
1103
00:34:04,745 --> 00:34:05,679
- God bless.
1104
00:34:05,746 --> 00:34:07,147
You did so good, Jenni.
1105
00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:08,282
- Aw, thanks.
I'm crying.
1106
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:09,816
- Your kids are so beautiful.
1107
00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,552
And Meilani did such a good
job as well with the speech.
1108
00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,187
- She crushed it, yeah.
- Such a great job.
1109
00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:14,721
- Aw, Jenni.
- Never again, though.
1110
00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:15,856
- One and done.
- One and done.
1111
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:16,857
- So proud.
1112
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,091
- So, so great.
1113
00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:19,226
- Now, Jenni,
you've had some trouble
1114
00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:20,727
with speeches in the past.
1115
00:34:20,794 --> 00:34:23,363
How did you overcome your
fear of public speaking
1116
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:24,798
to get through this one?
1117
00:34:24,865 --> 00:34:27,868
- I didn't, but I had
my kids by my side.
1118
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:31,872
And you have to put your
fears aside for your children.
1119
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:34,341
And I was not going
to let them see
1120
00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,944
my fear, especially
Greyson because he's
1121
00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:38,979
scared of those situations.
- Right.
1122
00:34:39,046 --> 00:34:42,382
- And how am I supposed
to be scared when my son
1123
00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:43,984
is the one with the diagnosis?
1124
00:34:44,051 --> 00:34:45,552
So I had to be brave for him.
1125
00:34:45,619 --> 00:34:46,820
- That's amazing.
1126
00:34:46,887 --> 00:34:49,189
- I just find it so
crazy because my bestie,
1127
00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:51,158
she's always like,
I hate speaking in public.
1128
00:34:51,225 --> 00:34:52,893
Like I hate, like,
the center of attention.
1129
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,761
Then she gets on
stage, always kills it.
1130
00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:55,762
Oh.
1131
00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:57,197
So proud of her.
1132
00:34:57,264 --> 00:35:01,201
- And just, when Greyson
ran up and, like, hugged her.
1133
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:02,369
- Oh, my God we
were all waterworks.
1134
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,437
- I was like--
- Yeah.
1135
00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:04,638
- I was like, that's it for me.
1136
00:35:04,705 --> 00:35:06,273
Like I can't.
1137
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:08,308
- He heard me on the screen and
he thought I was calling him.
1138
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,443
- So amazing.
1139
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:11,712
- We're super proud of--
Mama WOWW.
1140
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:12,880
- Thanks, guys.
1141
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,716
- So much love in
the room that night.
1142
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:18,418
But it's time to
put the kids to bed,
1143
00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:20,587
because Nicole taught
us how to suppress
1144
00:35:20,654 --> 00:35:22,122
the gag reflex this season.
1145
00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:23,390
- [laughs]
- All right.
1146
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:24,391
Coming up--
1147
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:25,592
- No.
1148
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:26,760
- What other sex
tricks do the roommates
1149
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:27,761
have up their sleeves?
1150
00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:28,762
- Oh, boy.
1151
00:35:28,829 --> 00:35:29,830
- Sex is next.
1152
00:35:29,897 --> 00:35:30,831
- Yay.
1153
00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:31,999
- Oh, boy.
1154
00:35:32,065 --> 00:35:32,966
- No gag reflex?
I have no gag reflex.
1155
00:35:33,033 --> 00:35:34,268
- Double Shot taught me that.
1156
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,435
- Wow.
- Wait.
1157
00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:36,637
- The Double Shot
girls taught us that.
1158
00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:38,338
- Wait.
- By the way.
1159
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:39,773
- Oh, yeah?
Deena, really?
1160
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,475
I didn't know Deena was
Little Miss No Gag Reflex.
1161
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,476
- Oh, my God.
1162
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:43,477
- Wow.
1163
00:35:43,544 --> 00:35:44,545
- I'm a mother of three.
1164
00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:45,979
Delete that.
1165
00:35:46,046 --> 00:35:48,048
- Angelina, we learned
your vagina has a nickname.
1166
00:35:48,115 --> 00:35:49,049
Why Brenda?
1167
00:35:49,116 --> 00:35:50,350
- I like Brenda.
1168
00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:51,818
- It looks like Vecna.
1169
00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:53,887
[laughter]
- Oh, damn.
1170
00:35:53,954 --> 00:35:55,989
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun
then do something crazy ♪♪
1171
00:36:00,294 --> 00:36:02,496
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party, get loud ♪♪
1172
00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:04,932
- We're back with the
"Jersey Shore" reunion.
1173
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,901
The crew that puts
smushing on the map
1174
00:36:07,968 --> 00:36:10,370
definitely knows a
thing or two about sex.
1175
00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:12,973
And this season, it was
all they could talk about.
1176
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,608
Let's take a look.
1177
00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:16,210
- I'm not gonna sit there
like a lump on a log anymore.
1178
00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:17,444
Like, no.
1179
00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:19,213
[echoing]
No. No. No. No. No.
1180
00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:20,714
- Mmm.
- Unless we're, like--like, 80.
1181
00:36:20,781 --> 00:36:21,715
- Mmm.
1182
00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:22,749
- Try to, like, jump on him.
1183
00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:24,218
Get my titties out.
- Mmm.
1184
00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:25,452
Get my titties out.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go to Mexico.
1185
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:26,820
- Wait.
- Suck some--
1186
00:36:26,887 --> 00:36:28,622
- D--Do guys know--
- This is how you suck a--
1187
00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:29,823
- Suck-- Suck-- Suck some--
- Wait.
1188
00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:31,258
- No I suck it better.
- Mm.
1189
00:36:31,325 --> 00:36:32,259
- What is the point?
1190
00:36:32,326 --> 00:36:33,393
W--W-- What is the point?
1191
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,394
It's like--Like, no.
1192
00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:35,629
Like--Like, no.
1193
00:36:35,696 --> 00:36:36,964
- Just--Just try to,
like, jump on him.
1194
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,832
- Get my titties out.
- Stop saying titties.
1195
00:36:38,899 --> 00:36:40,234
Like--Like-- Like,
he's so ugly.
1196
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,301
- Got them floss.
1197
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,503
Putting them teeth on.
1198
00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:44,204
Got them floss.
Putting them teeth on.
1199
00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:45,506
- You should see their--
1200
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:47,774
- Bro, you do the
weirdest [bleep] with women.
1201
00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:48,976
- Then you go--
- Wait.
1202
00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:49,977
- Mmm.
1203
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,245
- Hell yeah.
1204
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,713
D--D--Do you thank
her D--D--Do you thank
1205
00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:54,248
her by giving her a kiss?
1206
00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,249
- Hell yeah.
1207
00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:56,483
- I--I--I mean.
1208
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:57,584
- Vinny has a weird issue.
- Butt plug.
1209
00:36:57,651 --> 00:36:58,785
- Mmm.
- Hell yeah.
1210
00:36:58,852 --> 00:36:59,853
- Butt--Butt plug.
- Hell yeah.
1211
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,954
- Do you guys know--
- Wait.
1212
00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:02,022
- Do guys know--
- Wait.
1213
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:03,090
- If--If you do this--
1214
00:37:03,156 --> 00:37:04,224
If you do this--
1215
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,126
- I don't have a gag reflex.
1216
00:37:06,193 --> 00:37:07,160
- O-- OK, p--p--
1217
00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:08,161
Princess.
1218
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,297
- J--J-- Just choke yourself.
1219
00:37:10,364 --> 00:37:11,298
- No, no.
1220
00:37:11,365 --> 00:37:12,799
No, in your mouth.
1221
00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:14,902
Don't--D--D--Don't--
Don't do that right here.
1222
00:37:14,968 --> 00:37:16,336
- I--I-- I want to make
out with a dolphin.
1223
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,005
D--D-- Dolphin.
There's a science.
1224
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,139
- Wait.
- There's a science.
1225
00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:20,707
- Wait.
- You're all the worst.
1226
00:37:20,774 --> 00:37:22,409
- I mean, you just
don't want to see
1227
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,178
this man's browser history.
1228
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:25,179
- Oh, my God.
1229
00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,180
- Wow.
1230
00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:27,181
- Oh, my God.
1231
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:28,348
- What the [bleep]?
1232
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,683
- Pauly, that's a
dope track to spin.
1233
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:30,684
Wow.
1234
00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:31,718
That's fire.
1235
00:37:31,785 --> 00:37:33,020
- I'm a mother of three.
1236
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,087
Delete that.
1237
00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:35,422
Delete that.
- Please.
1238
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:36,523
- So, listen.
1239
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:38,025
Now, ladies, did
anyone try the gag
1240
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:39,726
reflex that Nicole showed you?
1241
00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:41,228
- I tried.
It doesn't work.
1242
00:37:41,295 --> 00:37:42,496
- I didn't make it up.
1243
00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:44,965
- I don't need it.
1244
00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,934
- I didn't know Deena was
Little Miss No Gag Reflex.
1245
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,235
- Oh, my God.
1246
00:37:48,302 --> 00:37:49,736
- So, Nicole, where did
you learn that from?
1247
00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:50,737
- Honestly--
1248
00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:52,005
- Yeah.
1249
00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:53,407
- When me and Jenni
went to Double Shot,
1250
00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:54,408
we were meeting all the girls.
1251
00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:55,776
- Which ones?
1252
00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:57,010
I wish I knew this information.
- All of them.
1253
00:37:57,077 --> 00:37:58,312
All of them.
1254
00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,113
- So now, Vin, you're
grossed out by flossing.
1255
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,181
- I hate it.
1256
00:38:01,248 --> 00:38:02,549
- But [bleep] ass is OK.
1257
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:03,684
- 100%.
1258
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,019
- OK, so what if
your girl is a ten,
1259
00:38:06,086 --> 00:38:07,221
but she flosses
in front of you?
1260
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,722
- Ooh.
1261
00:38:08,789 --> 00:38:10,090
- Will you still [bleep]
the ass?
1262
00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:11,458
- No, but what is she now?
- You know, I just think
1263
00:38:11,525 --> 00:38:12,593
I just don't wanna see,
like, anybody's, like,
1264
00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:13,493
old
food flying around the room.
1265
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,494
I don't know.
1266
00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:15,929
Humans are weird like that.
1267
00:38:15,996 --> 00:38:17,197
Like we won't share
a toothbrush,
1268
00:38:17,264 --> 00:38:18,332
but we'll [bleep] ass.
1269
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:20,701
- Stop saying we.
[laughs]
1270
00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:24,071
- I think that's a necessary
requirement for Vinny.
1271
00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:26,340
- Listen, if I like somebody,
I will [bleep] that [bleep]
1272
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,341
for breakfast, literally.
1273
00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:28,709
Only for breakfast.
1274
00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:30,244
Not after they've been
walking around all day.
1275
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,079
I'm not disgusting.
1276
00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:33,080
- I hate him.
1277
00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:34,147
- He's like the worst.
1278
00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:35,315
- He's on a roll today.
1279
00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:36,383
All right.
1280
00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:38,051
Angelina, this
season we learned
1281
00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:39,953
your vagina has a nickname.
1282
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,121
Why Brenda?
1283
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:42,222
- I don't know.
1284
00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:43,624
I always wanted
to name something
1285
00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:45,192
that name, so I was like,
[bleep] it,
1286
00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:46,527
name my vagina Brenda.
1287
00:38:46,593 --> 00:38:48,061
- She didn't have enough cats.
- There it is.
1288
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,096
- Let's go.
- OK, Brenda.
1289
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,197
- Hot girl summer
1290
00:38:50,264 --> 00:38:51,798
- So you give it,
like, the least
1291
00:38:51,865 --> 00:38:52,666
sexiest name you can think of.
- What would you name it, Vin?
1292
00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:53,667
- Brenda?
- Karen.
1293
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,235
- I like Brenda.
So '90s.
1294
00:38:55,302 --> 00:38:56,436
- Brenda's hot.
1295
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:58,071
I think it fits
her vagina, though.
1296
00:38:58,138 --> 00:38:59,473
- It fits my vagina.
1297
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,441
- What's the villain's
name in "Stranger Things"?
1298
00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,810
- Vecna.
- Vecna
1299
00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:04,811
- Damn.
1300
00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:06,947
- It looks like Vecna.
1301
00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:08,749
[laughter]
- That's a Vecna.
1302
00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:10,083
- All right.
1303
00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:12,386
This crew knows how to
keep it sex positive.
1304
00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,688
Let's see how much more
they're willing to share it
1305
00:39:14,755 --> 00:39:17,191
with a round of
never have I ever.
1306
00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:18,725
Let's get the drinks.
- Hey.
1307
00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,027
- Mike, we got some
water for you.
1308
00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:21,328
- Finally.
1309
00:39:21,395 --> 00:39:22,796
- I'm gonna read some
never have I evers.
1310
00:39:22,863 --> 00:39:25,232
If you've done it,
you have to take a sip.
1311
00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:26,633
- You're all getting divorced.
1312
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,668
- All right.
1313
00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,469
Never have I ever
tied someone up.
1314
00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:30,470
- No.
1315
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,605
- Shockingly, I haven't.
1316
00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:33,974
- Has anyone here been tied up?
1317
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,743
A lady in the streets and
a freak in the sheets.
1318
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,579
- Not one of you
have been tied up?
1319
00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:40,147
- I'm claustrophobic.
- Handcuffs count?
1320
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,181
- Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
1321
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:42,783
- Oh, OK, I've done that.
1322
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:44,518
- I maybe tied up the missus.
Does that count?
1323
00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:45,552
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1324
00:39:45,619 --> 00:39:46,653
That was the first one.
1325
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,988
- All right.
1326
00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:51,291
Never have I ever had my
kids walk in mid smush.
1327
00:39:51,358 --> 00:39:52,626
- Ugh.
1328
00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:53,827
- Jesus.
1329
00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:55,262
- It sounds, like, often.
- All right.
1330
00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:56,597
Wait.
Nicole, what was that like?
1331
00:39:56,663 --> 00:39:58,131
- Mommy and Daddy
are wrestling.
1332
00:39:58,198 --> 00:40:00,534
- Literally, like, Dad, what
are you doing on top of Mom?
1333
00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:01,502
- Oh, [bleep].
1334
00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:02,703
- No, it happens.
1335
00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:04,104
It's never happen to you?
- Thank, God.
1336
00:40:04,171 --> 00:40:05,138
- All right.
1337
00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:07,674
Never have I ever
had a threesome.
1338
00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:08,675
- Never in my life.
1339
00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:09,943
- Oh, wait, V--
1340
00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,278
Vinny, how long of a
sip are you taking?
1341
00:40:11,345 --> 00:40:12,613
How many threesomes
have you had?
1342
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:13,847
- I'ma have to chug this
[bleep].
1343
00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:15,649
- Oh, yeah.
- Not-- not while married,
1344
00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:16,817
but--
- No, of course not.
1345
00:40:16,884 --> 00:40:18,185
- Yeah, in my previous life.
1346
00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:19,419
- Hell yeah, I'd
drink this whole cup.
1347
00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:22,723
- Never have I ever
used a sex toy.
1348
00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:23,957
- Angelina.
1349
00:40:24,024 --> 00:40:25,459
- Ang, did you ever
use the butt plug?
1350
00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:26,827
- No, I never used it.
1351
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:29,129
- There are so many
uncomfortable people
1352
00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:30,564
behind the cameras.
1353
00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,499
- We are all just too
comfortable with each other
1354
00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:34,268
that we're like, wait,
you put it in your butt?
1355
00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:35,335
- Thanks for coming, everyone.
1356
00:40:35,402 --> 00:40:36,904
- Well, listen,
after that game,
1357
00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,106
I feel like I know way too
much about everyone's sex life.
1358
00:40:39,173 --> 00:40:40,240
- Drink to that.
1359
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,175
- So, yeah,
let's drink to that.
1360
00:40:41,241 --> 00:40:42,176
Cheers.
Salud.
1361
00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:43,377
- Salud.
1362
00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:44,811
- Now, we made it
through the sex talk,
1363
00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:47,181
but we couldn't blow our
whole load in the first hour.
1364
00:40:47,247 --> 00:40:50,050
Did Nicole really not
know owls were real?
1365
00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:51,351
I mean, who's gonna tell her?
1366
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:52,920
[together]
Hoo!
1367
00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:55,322
- Has all the beef from San
Diego really been squashed?
1368
00:40:55,389 --> 00:40:57,124
Plus, we've got
a surprise guest
1369
00:40:57,191 --> 00:40:58,125
for the cast dropping by.
1370
00:40:58,192 --> 00:40:59,159
- Oh, no.
1371
00:40:59,226 --> 00:41:00,694
- All of that and
more on part two
1372
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:03,664
of the "Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion."
1373
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:04,765
I'm Justina Valentine.
1374
00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:05,766
Peace.
1375
00:41:05,832 --> 00:41:08,502
[cheers and applause]
1376
00:41:13,941 --> 00:41:15,209
- Everyone's allowed
to get intoxicated,
1377
00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,844
Nicole, Deena,
but no one gives a [bleep].
1378
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,812
- Do not pull me into this,
bitch.
1379
00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:20,314
- Vinny's just a lot
about Vinny.
1380
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,648
- Wait, what?
- [laughs]
1381
00:41:21,715 --> 00:41:23,317
- Angelina, is there a new man
in your life?
1382
00:41:23,383 --> 00:41:24,484
- There's a few
that I'm dating,
1383
00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:25,485
so he's one of them.
1384
00:41:25,552 --> 00:41:26,753
- Ohh.
- You know what,
1385
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:27,921
you just can't play anymore.
1386
00:41:27,988 --> 00:41:29,256
- What the [bleep]?
1387
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,158
- Are you leaving?
- Whoa.
1388
00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:32,392
- Wait, where is he going?