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<i>They say,
if you wanna tell a story right,</i>

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<i>you gotta start at the beginning.</i>

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<i>Too far? Fine.</i>

4
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<i>This is me, harleen quinzel.</i>

5
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<i>When I was a kid, my dad traded me
for a six-pack of beer.</i>

6
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<i>But however many times
he tried to ditch me...</i>

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Daddy!

8
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<i>- I kept coming back.</i>
- Ah!

9
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<i>Eventually, he found me a new home.</i>

10
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<i>The good sisters</i>

11
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<i>of St. bernadetfte's
taught me a lot.</i>

12
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<i>But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.</i>

13
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<i>All things considered, I did good.</i>

14
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<i>I even went to college.</i>

15
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<i>Got my phd.</i>

16
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<i>Had my heart broken
once or twice.</i>

17
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<i>Finding love, it's not easy.</i>

18
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<i>So I threw myself into my work,</i>

19
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<i>became a psychiatrist.</i>

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<i>That's when I met him.</i>

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<i>Mr. j. My joker.</i>

22
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<i>Oh, I fell hard.</i>

23
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<i>Like out of a plane without a parachute,</i>

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<i>right in your dumb fucking face</i>

25
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<i>kinda hard.</i>

26
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<i>I lost all sense of who I was.</i>

27
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<i>I only had eyes for puddin'.</i>

28
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<i>We all know the saying,</i>

29
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<i>"behind every successful man,</i>

30
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<i>there's a badass broad."</i>

31
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<i>Well that was me.</i>

32
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<i>I was the brains behind some of.</i>

33
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<i>- Mr. j's greatest stunts.</i>
- Ha-hal

34
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<i>not that he let anyone know it.</i>

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Puddin'?

36
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<i>I guess all good things
have to come to an end.</i>

37
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<i>So...</i>

38
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<i>We broke up.</i>

39
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<i>I handled it real mature.</i>

40
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<i>But Mr. j was super broke up about it.</i>

41
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<i>I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.</i>

42
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<i>It gave me the space fo really reflect
on the mistakes of my past.</i>

43
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<i>I had to find a new identity.</i>

44
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<i>A new me.</i>

45
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<i>It wasn't easy.</i>

46
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<i>But after a while,
I even opened myself up</i>

47
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<i>to the possibility of new love.</i>

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Hi.

49
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Hello, nice baby.

50
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<i>Here's the thing about new love...</i>

51
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I take payment-in-kind.

52
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<i>You have to feed it.</i>

53
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<i>Soon enough, I was back on my feet.</i>

54
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<i>Ready to move on, to make new friends.</i>

55
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<i>She means fucking business!</i>

56
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<i>- Oh, here we go!</i>
- Whip me!

57
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<i>She has taken
a whip from the pivot,</i>

58
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<i>catapulted to the high side!</i>

59
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<i>Oh!</i>

60
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Yeah! Come on!

61
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<i>It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,</i>

62
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<i>so I really put myself out there.</i>

63
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!

64
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God damn it. Sit the fuck down.

65
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What?

66
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I said sit your skinny ass down,
you dumb slut.

67
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Okay.

68
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You broke my fucking legs!

69
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Oh, boo-hoo.

70
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What?

71
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It's not a party without a little drama,
am I right?

72
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Come on! Turn it up!

73
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Shots on the house.

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Call me dumb.
I have a phd, motherfucker.

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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.

76
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That was my driver.

77
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Oh, whoops.

78
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.

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Consider me grateful.

80
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Especially since
I know you don't like me.

81
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I agitate his already delicate sense
of mental equilibrium.

82
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That and his obsessive-compulsive need
to be the center of attention.

83
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?

84
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Not tonight, romy. Not tonight.

85
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Well, enjoy yourself, miss Quinn.
And do give the joker my best.

86
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<i>Okay, fine, so I hadn't</i>

87
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<i>told people about the breakup.</i>

88
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<i>But you don't understand.</i>

89
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Find me a new driver.

90
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<i>Being joker's girl
gave me immunity.</i>

91
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<i>I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,</i>

92
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<i>and no one ever dared to object.</i>

93
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And don't let him give you shit, okay?

94
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You have to stick up for yourself.

95
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Oh, please.
I give it a few days

96
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before they're back together.

97
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<i>Even when I did
try and tell people,</i>

98
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<i>they didn't believe me.</i>

99
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Come on.
She told me they're really

100
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broken up this time.

101
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Sure they are, shell.

102
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That's why she's still wearing
that tacky "j" necklace.

103
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She is going to be running
right back into his arms

104
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the minute he snaps his fingers.

105
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If not him,
the next closest Alpha male

106
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- with a pulse.
- Mmm-hmm.

107
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Some people just aren't born

108
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- to stand on their own.
- Oh, girl,

109
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- let's drink. Come on.
- All right.

110
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<i>I knew I needed to find</i>

111
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<i>some way to show the world</i>

112
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<i>that I'd cut ties with Mr. j for good.</i>

113
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Harley!

114
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<i>Some people have the
Eiffel Tower, or olive garden.</i>

115
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<i>The joker and I?</i>

116
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<i>Our love bloomed in a highly toxic
industrial processing plant.</i>

117
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<i>And luckily for me,</i>

118
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<i>I have all my best ideas drunk.</i>

119
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I have the best idea!

120
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The fuck?
Hey! Hey! Come back here!

121
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This is where it all began, puddin'.

122
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You motherfucker!

123
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<i>It was the closure I needed.</i>

124
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<i>A fresh start.</i>

125
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<i>A chance to be my own woman.</i>

126
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<i>But I wasn't the only dame
in Gotham looking for emancipation.</i>

127
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<i>This is our story.</i>

128
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<i>And I'm telling it, so I'll start
where I fucking want.</i>

129
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<i>Meet the cop.</i>

130
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I got 50 says it was turf war.

131
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<i>Not him.</i>

132
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Well, as always, you're wrong, munroe.

133
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<i>Her. Renee Montoya.</i>

134
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<i>Raised on '80s cop shows,
she's always saying cheesy shit like...</i>

135
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<i>There was only one shooter.</i>

136
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Inside.

137
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This guy shot out the glass.

138
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Serrano.

139
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Yo. Hey.

140
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Have ballistics check for a bullet
in one of those parked cars.

141
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<i>Ten years ago,
she broke a career-making case.</i>

142
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.

143
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<i>But her partner at the time
took all the credit</i>

144
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<i>so while he made captain,</i>

145
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<i>she got stuck at detective level
with this idiot.</i>

146
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Okay, you think one guy got all four?

147
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Wait, wait, wait.

148
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I'm just saying, we got
four dead bodies here, you know.

149
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- One guy... bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.

150
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I'm sorry.
Go ahead and work. Go ahead.

151
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The shooter got close before drawing.
Six rounds.

152
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Two for each of these three.

153
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Yo, mind your debt.

154
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- I'm telling you.
- That girl, Angelina, she's a Princess.

155
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- Whoa. Hey.
- Look at this.

156
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- Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?

157
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And it wasn't about them.

158
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It was all about this guy, right here.

159
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Do you know who I am?

160
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You fucking bitch.

161
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And this arrow through his throat...

162
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She wanted him to die slowly.

163
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- She?
- We got a hair.

164
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And he's got a new assassin.

165
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:01,809
Who does?

166
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,011
Roman beauvais sionis.

167
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,267
Jesus Christ.

168
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,728
This is Montoya. What the hell was that?

169
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,422
Shit.

170
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,365
Wow.

171
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,844
- Detective.
- Yep?

172
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,404
Found this necklace.

173
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,241
Holy shit.

174
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,952
Good work, officer.

175
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:28,836
What is it?

176
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,079
Harley Quinn and the joker broke up.

177
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What?

178
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,087
This was their spot.

179
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,094
She just publicly updated
her relationship status.

180
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:43,428
Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.

181
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,182
She did not think this one through.

182
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,594
<i>Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.</i>

183
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:52,061
<i>I'm about to learn that a lot of people
in this city want me dead.</i>

184
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<i>And at the top of that list is this guy.</i>

185
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Mr. keo
and his lovely wife and daughter.

186
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,779
You kinda forced my hand here.

187
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,195
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.

188
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,453
I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I?

189
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:15,966
And I thought... shh!

190
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,544
I thought we could
build something beautiful together.

191
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,383
I thought we could be family.

192
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,186
I'm gonna set you free.

193
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,532
Mmm.

194
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:46,198
What about her?

195
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,829
I think we can let her go.

196
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,746
I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.

197
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,507
Baby. Aww.

198
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,422
Don't cry.

199
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,310
Thank you.
Thank you.

200
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,686
You're welcome.

201
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,311
Is that a snot bubble?

202
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,608
- Ew. Gross.
- What?

203
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,194
Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.

204
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,313
No. No!

205
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,116
<i>The wack job with the penchant</i>

206
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,037
<i>for peeling faces
is Roman sionis,</i>

207
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,158
<i>aka</i>

208
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,073
<i>black mask.</i>

209
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,500
<i>The fact that he wants me dead
hasn't yet hit my radar.</i>

210
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,382
<i>See, I was halfway across town,</i>

211
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,885
<i>hungover, and thinking about breakfast.</i>

212
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,134
<i>Egg, bacon, American cheese.</i>

213
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:56,477
<i>Soft, toasted buttered roll.</i>

214
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,108
<i>Just a dash of hot sauce.</i>

215
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,644
Not too much, sal.

216
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,938
I wanna taste the cheese.

217
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,949
<i>What a way to start my new life.</i>

218
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:11,404
<i>With the perfect egg sandwich.</i>

219
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,076
Mmm!

220
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,205
You're a lifesaver, sal.

221
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,881
And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay?
I promise.

222
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,092
That's all the money
I got in the world,

223
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,878
and it's so worth it.

224
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,263
<i>I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,</i>

225
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,805
<i>or the fact that his cheese slices
are always six months out of date,</i>

226
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,567
<i>but no one makes
an egg sandwich like sal.</i>

227
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,693
I mean it, sal.
No one.

228
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,286
Freezel Gotham pd.

229
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,047
<i>Yeah, I don't think so.</i>

230
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,840
Are you fucking kidding me?

231
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,922
Yo! Police.

232
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,091
<i>It had been six short hours</i>

233
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,306
<i>since my little stunt at Ace chemicals
anhounced to the world</i>

234
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,097
<i>that Mr. j and I were dunzo.</i>

235
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,018
<i>The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.</i>

236
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,609
<i>Cops who never would've dared
come after me before</i>

237
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,648
<i>were suddenly doing this.</i>

238
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,280
Ooh!

239
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,584
Freeze!

240
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,235
<i>- And what's worse?</i>
- Move!

241
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,498
<i>Every person I ever wronged
now felt free</i>

242
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,109
<i>to come and take their pound of flesh.</i>

243
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,228
<i>Turns out I wronged a lot of people.</i>

244
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,987
Come on, boy.
Get him!

245
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,450
Oh...

246
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,459
Finally.

247
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:36,977
<i>And then...</i>

248
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,539
We're gonna
get through this, okay?

249
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,928
<i>Tragedy struck.</i>

250
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,568
<i>It took losing something I truly love</i>

251
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,578
<i>for me to see
that the target on my back</i>

252
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,908
<i>was bigger than I thought.</i>

253
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,078
Freeze.

254
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,414
<i>With the walls
closing in around me,</i>

255
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,496
<i>I made a carefully calculated,</i>

256
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,707
<i>highly strategic move.</i>

257
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,681
<i>Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...</i>

258
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,061
That felt pretty great.

259
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,526
Sorry for busting in on you like that,
but thanks for the shortcut.

260
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,981
See ya. Oh!

261
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,112
There she is.

262
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,575
Harley Quinn.

263
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,327
Yeah?

264
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,697
I've waited a long time for this.

265
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,578
You have?

266
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,124
Oh...

267
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,412
I haven't had breakfast yet.

268
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,285
What did I do to you?

269
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,920
Are you serious?

270
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,623
Look at my face.

271
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,835
Look at my face!

272
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,061
Oh...

273
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,095
That wasn't me.

274
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,934
But you dared him to do it.

275
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,587
Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
to do a lot of things, okay?

276
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,647
- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
- I know.

277
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,687
That means

278
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,527
there's no one here to stop me.

279
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,764
- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.

280
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,073
Ooh. A penny.

281
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,834
They're shooting arrows now?

282
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,422
Ah, crap.

283
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,931
Him, too?

284
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,237
Parley?

285
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,071
Fuck, Montoya,
you smell like a dead rat's asshole.

286
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,280
Not today, Simpson.

287
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,820
Hey, it's detective Montoya.
Respect your elders.

288
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,910
I mean, your elderly.

289
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,688
You're only a few years younger than me,
and you're still behind that desk.

290
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,952
You wanna go there?

291
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,086
Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.

292
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,498
Cassandra Cain, back already?

293
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,668
Thought by now you'd figure out
how not to get caught.

294
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,340
What? No comeback?

295
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,259
You all right?

296
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,182
You smell like shit.

297
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,432
Yo, Simpson.

298
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,402
Any clean clothes in lost and found?

299
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,324
These are serious accusations,
miss Montoya.

300
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,158
The sionis family name is on
half the museums and schools in Gotham.

301
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,698
And that makes him
immune to the law, captain?

302
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,368
<i>Montoya's day is going
almost as badly as mine.</i>

303
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,707
<i>Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?</i>

304
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,798
<i>That's him.</i>

305
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,044
He had four people killed
alone last night.

306
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,049
If Roman sionis is such a mastermind,

307
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,131
how'd he get fired
from his own fucking company?

308
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,173
The janus corporation is
his father's company, thank you.

309
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,137
And by the way, they cut him off.

310
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,140
Where does the da's office stand
on all this?

311
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,554
<i>To make matters worse,</i>

312
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,347
<i>the assistant da?
That's her ex.</i>

313
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,766
The evidence that sionis is
linked to these murders...

314
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,434
There's a shipment coming in.

315
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,981
Drugs?

316
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,476
- A diamond.
- A diamond.

317
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,488
Wow, Montoya. Should we call
the feds for backup?

318
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,742
Listen,
I had a source at the club.

319
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,828
His driver.

320
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,099
He said that Roman
couldn't stop talking about this thing.

321
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,518
And he said that he overheard something
about laser-encoding.

322
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,907
Now, I did some research.

323
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,577
I think it's the bertinelli diamond.

324
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,337
You remember
the bertinelli massacre, right?

325
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,918
<i>Quick history lesson.</i>

326
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,833
<i>Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest</i>

327
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,510
<i>mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.</i>

328
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,138
<i>It was a power grab,
but the real target</i>

329
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,722
<i>was the bertinellis'
super-secret offshore bank accounts,</i>

330
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,540
<i>the details of which
were said to be encoded</i>

331
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,022
<i>in the atomic structure
of a 30-carat diamond.</i>

332
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,854
<i>The rock was jost.</i>

333
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,145
<i>And with it,
the only key to the bertinelli fortune.</i>

334
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:03,783
Which is exactly why Roman sionis
is trying to get his hands on it.

335
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,826
That's what makes him so dangerous.

336
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,532
He's already building an army.

337
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,908
If he gets the diamond,

338
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,559
he'll have all the money
and connections

339
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,911
to bribe every single judge and cop
he needs to get a monopoly on the city.

340
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,954
You said you had someone on the inside?

341
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,715
Yes. He's...

342
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,840
He's no longer there, but...

343
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,544
So basically, you have nothing.

344
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,130
You are trying to go after

345
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,970
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,

346
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,136
and all you've got
is rumors and a hunch?

347
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,978
Well, you know,

348
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,105
the da's office is building
a case against him, too.

349
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,482
Isn't that right, miss yee?

350
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,643
Listen, if the da is
willing to throw himself

351
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,275
out in front of this, it's fine with me.

352
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,484
Captain, no.

353
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,867
Listen, munroe, find me some tangible
connection to sionis, all right?

354
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,993
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.

355
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,183
I've been working on this
for six months.

356
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,206
We need something that
we can actually use, detective.

357
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,871
And, miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.

358
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,982
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I...
- No.

359
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,222
That is my job you are fucking with.
What is wrong with you, Renee?

360
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,928
Me? He gave my case away.

361
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,102
Oh, poor Renee.

362
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,123
Why don't you pour yourself a drink?
It's almost noon.

363
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,147
Wow.

364
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,980
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?

365
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,256
<i>Why the fuck haven't you</i>

366
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,175
<i>been picking up your phone?
We've got a situation.</i>

367
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,530
What... what situation?

368
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,940
<i>You didn't hear this from me,</i>

369
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,200
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.

370
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,610
She's got the diamond,
and trust me, Roman will kill her.

371
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,364
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
<i>- This kid.</i>

372
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,500
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.

373
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,581
Holy fuck.

374
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,301
Can I help you?

375
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,953
Why, yes. Yes, you can.

376
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,059
I'm here to report a terrible crime.

377
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,934
And what terrible crime is that?

378
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,476
This one.

379
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,169
Hi, boys.

380
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,501
Meeting's over.

381
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,193
Run, piggy, run.

382
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,991
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?

383
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,708
<i>Hold up, hold up.
I'm telling this all wrong.</i>

384
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,875
<i>Let's rewind.</i>

385
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,497
<i>For you to understand why me, the cop,
and that dame on the toilet...</i>

386
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,790
Her name's Cassandra Cain.

387
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,550
<i>Are all looking
for this Cain character...</i>

388
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,803
<i>I gotta take you back a few days,</i>

389
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:56,632
<i>to that night I got shitfaced
atl the black mask club.</i>

390
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,820
<i>This is dinah Lance.</i>

391
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,643
<i>But she prefers black canary.</i>

392
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,658
<i>She's got a killer voice.</i>

393
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,775
<i>But there was some other shit</i>

394
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,799
<i>going down that night.</i>

395
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,332
Short notice like this.

396
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,751
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.

397
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:35,968
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.

398
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,884
The golden lions can't just
wander into Gotham national bank.

399
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,472
I can.

400
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,013
Loans, liquidity, laundering.

401
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,186
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,

402
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:50,569
there are no limits
to what we could achieve together.

403
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,481
I'm building something special.

404
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,363
I appreciate your offer, Mr. sionis.

405
00:24:56,537 --> 00:25:01,782
But with all due respect,
the golden lions are a family business.

406
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,580
Fuck family.
All due respect, but fuck that.

407
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:06,874
Family's a fucking illusion.

408
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,213
You know what my family gave me?
Nothing.

409
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,998
I know what everyone says.

410
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:15,135
"Here comes Roman sionis.
He was handed life on a silver spoon."

411
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,216
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'l have the duck."

412
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,928
Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.

413
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,144
But look at me now.

414
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,680
I've located the bertinelli diamond.

415
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,687
I'm about to own this city.

416
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,601
Not just the east end.

417
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,565
I am thinking big, baby.

418
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,651
And I want you there with me.

419
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,657
We could make our own family.

420
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:38,863
Mr. sionis,

421
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,075
the golden lions have operated in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.

422
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,083
We have no need of your protection.

423
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,877
<i>He's gonna regret that.</i>

424
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,013
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?

425
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,720
Run it by
that beautiful wife of yours,

426
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,260
and I'll come see you at the docks,
day after tomorrow.

427
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,518
Okay?

428
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:25,368
Who's having a good time?
You are.

429
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,451
Food is good?

430
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,081
Do you need any more cocktails?

431
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,171
Your good health.

432
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,783
<i>Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.</i>

433
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:05,957
Come on!

434
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,786
<i>He calls her his little bird,</i>

435
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,578
<i>and he's got her wrapped
right around his fancy little finger.</i>

436
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,168
- Here you go, canary.
- Thank you.

437
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,130
How do you spell "mercenary"?

438
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,390
Merceninny...

439
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,728
Merceran?

440
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,439
Singer lady woman!

441
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,438
You're really, really good.

442
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,950
Yeanh.

443
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,326
Know what a harlequin is?

444
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,869
Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup?

445
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,499
Oof!

446
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,540
Ouch!

447
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,466
A harlequin's role

448
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,636
is to serve.

449
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,975
An audience.

450
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,516
A master.

451
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,442
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.

452
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:24,362
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.

453
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:36,162
Yeah, I don't know who you think I am,
lady, but I'm not her.

454
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,798
Puddin' and I broke up.

455
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,554
Yeanh.

456
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,897
For good this time.

457
00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,270
And for the first time in a long time,

458
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,698
I'm all on my lonesome.

459
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:10,912
It's great.

460
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,080
Welcome to the club.

461
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,541
Thanks.

462
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:22,754
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?

463
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,627
Yes! Yeah?

464
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,303
- Yeanh.
- It's on me.

465
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,881
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.

466
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,260
Hey.

467
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,317
We're all good here.

468
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,087
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.

469
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,630
No.

470
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,843
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.

471
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,804
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.

472
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,077
Are we getting breakfast?

473
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,807
Hey, buddy,
I'm gonna need some help.

474
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,434
This is my friend.

475
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,639
I told you all about...

476
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,292
Hey, get the door, man.
I got her, I got her.

477
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,147
- There we go.
- Wait.

478
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,267
Isn't that joker's girl?

479
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,445
Not anymore.

480
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,812
Got room for one more?

481
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:24,905
Hey.

482
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,276
Huh?

483
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:33,115
I don't need your help. I got this.

484
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,951
You got this? You sure about that?

485
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,408
Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.

486
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,629
Uh...

487
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:54,894
You got this!

488
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,846
You motherfucker!

489
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:01,901
Whoo!

490
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,363
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.

491
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,733
Could that be our little miss Lance?

492
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:16,410
All these years, I thought she was just
a pretty face and a fine set of lungs.

493
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,043
Ooh.

494
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,288
Mr. zsasz, I've had an amazing idea.

495
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,135
That's my little bird.

496
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,433
Don't touch
what you can't afford, mister.

497
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:41,976
Shut up.

498
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,189
Oh, songbird.

499
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,937
You drive as good as you fight?

500
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,986
Who's asking?

501
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,571
The boss.

502
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,536
You're getting promoted.

503
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,165
You're his new driver.

504
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:04,920
Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good
with the singing gig.

505
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,921
You'll be good at the driving gig.

506
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:12,382
Be here tomorrow. 9:00 A.M. sharp.

507
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,047
<i>So, that's how canary
got herself a job</i>

508
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,474
<i>driving around
Gotham's newest godfather.</i>

509
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,311
<i>A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant</i>

510
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,018
<i>without the help of yours truly.</i>

511
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,450
Morning.

512
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,523
You're
the one who wanted the kid!

513
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,128
I never wanted her!

514
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,132
Let me guess. Parents?

515
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,047
Foster parents.

516
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,221
Right.

517
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,763
Sorry, kid.

518
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,550
Sorry about your face.

519
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,724
Shit, you do have something
on your face.

520
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,056
You should've seen
the other guy.

521
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,612
Uh...

522
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,800
I want
that kid out of my fucking house!

523
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,156
You know, kid, not every day
is gonna be like this.

524
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,159
You just gotta hang in there.

525
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,833
Get something to eat.

526
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,129
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.

527
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,022
Don't talk to me like that.

528
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,874
<i>Canary spends the next week</i>

529
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:48,436
<i>settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.</i>

530
00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,325
Ew. Okay.

531
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,488
<i>What she didn't know
is that driving Mr. face-peely-pants</i>

532
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,998
<i>was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs</i>

533
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,371
<i>of my favorite little piggy.</i>

534
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,255
Dinah Lance?

535
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,704
Who the hell are you?

536
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,124
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with gcpd.

537
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:20,338
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.

538
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,223
Oh, really?

539
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:26,228
He told me that there was
a shipment coming in. A diamond.

540
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,729
A very special diamond.

541
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,105
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.

542
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,598
Do you know who you're working for?

543
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,762
You're damn right, I do.
He's the man who gave me a job.

544
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,117
Took me off the streets.

545
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,950
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.

546
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:46,786
A criminal. A murderer.

547
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,480
What would your mother think of
you working for a guy like that?

548
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,712
You have the same power she had.

549
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,642
Don't you think
she would want you to use it?

550
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,458
The hell do you know about my mother?

551
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,594
Back in the day,
she used to help the gcpd.

552
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,675
She was a good woman. Yeah.

553
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,511
She was a damn good woman.

554
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,803
The kind of woman who put
everyone else's lives before her own.

555
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,143
And when she was found
dead in the street,

556
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,651
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?

557
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:19,231
Now you wanna come and knock on my door
and ask me to help you out

558
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,612
and make the same mistake she did?

559
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,200
Yeah. Good luck with that.

560
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,040
That's fair enough.

561
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,584
And I'm sorry for your loss.

562
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,416
For the record,

563
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,792
that would never happen on my watch.

564
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,721
The sprang bridge
soldiers capituated.

565
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,641
"Capitulated."
of course they did.

566
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,927
I told you that keo scene
would send a message.

567
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,097
It sure did, boss.

568
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,140
It sure fucking did.

569
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,521
Crossbow killer

570
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,229
struck again last night.

571
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,527
Rossi and four of his guys.

572
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,534
People don't kill people I own
without my permission.

573
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,535
Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that?

574
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,162
- You know that!
- I know it.

575
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,291
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
Why don't I own the crossbow guy?

576
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,622
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.

577
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,167
Oh, good morning. Good morning.

578
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,377
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.

579
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,008
We're just finishing up
a little business. Look around.

580
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,135
- You're late.
- It's fine.

581
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,242
Should she come back another time,
'cause she's late?

582
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,097
No. Isn't this stunning?

583
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,853
That is a chokwe mask.

584
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,231
I got it when I was embedded
with the mbangani tribe

585
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,393
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?

586
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,650
- I've never been.
- Mmm.

587
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,778
I've heard it's beautiful.

588
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,487
It's dirty. Oh.

589
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:45,571
Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.

590
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,235
Shuar of Ecuador.

591
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,974
They're amazing people.
Surprisingly gentle.

592
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,989
- I think you might like them.
- Really?

593
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,245
Mmm. They boil the heads
of their enemies

594
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,076
and they make
these little fellas.

595
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,961
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.

596
00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:00,249
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.

597
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,213
Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
"Wow."

598
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,156
And now he's just an ornament
in my living room.

599
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,216
Ew! I love it. Yeah?

600
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,006
These are ancient acupuncture models.

601
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,721
As you can see,
they have all the acupuncture points.

602
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,887
And we found these
buried in the mountains.

603
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,977
Ace chemicals
got blown sky high last night.

604
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,517
All right, all right,

605
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,211
let's find the crossbow killer.
I get it.

606
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,736
Is he an acupuncture model, too?

607
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,899
He is not an acupuncture model.
This is a statue of me.

608
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,837
It was made by a very famous
Gotham artist...

609
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,532
Harley Quinn did it.

610
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,823
Some kind of "fuck you" to the joker.

611
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,581
They split.

612
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,626
What's wrong with you, Victor?

613
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:41,457
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.

614
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,920
This is spectacular news!

615
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,840
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.

616
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,130
Have the boys go find her.

617
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,385
Round her up, bring her back.
I want her.

618
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,425
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.

619
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,845
Something super-duper important, okay?

620
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,263
- Okay.
- I'll go with you.

621
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,201
- Yeah, go with Victor.
- It's just a pickup.

622
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,690
No, he's harmless.

623
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,647
Do as you're told. Go.

624
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,997
All right.
We can go.

625
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,502
I'll take that.

626
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,072
Mr. s said for me to hold on to it.

627
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,960
Go get your car.

628
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,712
<i>That rock.
That rock's about to become the key</i>

629
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:32,348
<i>to whether or not I live
to enjoy my newfound independence.</i>

630
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,432
Get off me.

631
00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,063
What the hell are you doing here?

632
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,815
You're not the only one
who makes money

633
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,813
off of dumb, rich, white people.

634
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,102
Well, you know what?

635
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,233
One day you're gonna
pick the wrong pocket, sis.

636
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,523
Okay. Whatever.

637
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,490
Dumb-ass kids.

638
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,206
Excuse me. Sorry.

639
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,465
I really like your earrings.

640
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,587
Why, thank you.

641
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,098
There's the thief.
There's the thief.

642
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:17,895
Get off of me!

643
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,555
That little girl took my watch.

644
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,394
I didn't do nothing.

645
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,340
Where the fuck's the diamond?

646
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,854
I just fucking had it.

647
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,449
Cass!

648
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,030
Wait!

649
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,410
Wait, wait!

650
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,205
Halt!

651
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,036
Fuck!

652
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,387
<i>In the storytelling business,</i>

653
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,682
<i>this dummy swallowing that diamond</i>

654
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,476
<i>is called a complication.</i>

655
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:11,152
<i>A complication
I didn't exactly need right now.</i>

656
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,162
Parley?

657
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,406
We lost the diamond.

658
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:21,620
What?

659
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,500
We're really sorry, Mr. s. This kid...

660
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,787
We never even got our hands on it.

661
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,216
Ow!

662
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,296
Help!

663
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,382
Get out! Get out of here!

664
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,798
You, too! Go! With your fucking Sage
stinking my place up.

665
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:37,976
Fuck off!

666
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,179
Here she is.

667
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,931
She's a child!

668
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,166
- Mr. sionis.
- She's just a kid.

669
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,190
She's... what?

670
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,599
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.

671
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,062
Fuck off! Get out.

672
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:48,692
Fucking out!

673
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,399
Fuck! These are my things.

674
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,063
- This diamond is my things.
- Yes.

675
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,241
My things!

676
00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:55,449
Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do 1?

677
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,282
- No.
- Why is this happening to me? Why?

678
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,906
I'm gonna get your diamond back.

679
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,250
I promise.

680
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:09,544
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?

681
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,841
Blow off a little steam.

682
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:16,129
Yeah, I have wanted to do that
for quite some time.

683
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,683
Okay. I'll go get changed.

684
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,613
Shit, cass.

685
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:46,042
I don't care what it takes,
I want my diamond back.

686
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,373
We're working on it.

687
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,210
Now, let's go have a little fun.

688
00:41:56,222 --> 00:42:00,761
Harleen quinzel.

689
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,185
Whoo!

690
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:04,848
Hiya, romy.

691
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,099
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?

692
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,838
<i>When it comes to
me and Roman sionis,</i>

693
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,353
<i>there are a lot of possible answers
to this question.</i>

694
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:14,813
<i>Breaking his driver's legs.</i>

695
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,385
<i>There's that time
I called it an "expresso."</i>

696
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,616
<i>Having a vagina in the first place
pisses this guy off.</i>

697
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,706
<i>Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.</i>

698
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,125
- You're here because...
- Oh, god, stop.

699
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,378
You're gonna do that thing
where you open up

700
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,001
a weird-ass case of torture devices

701
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,541
while inexplicably
detailing your master plan

702
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,920
and how I don't fit into it.

703
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,921
- I'm building a better...
- Seriously, you don't have to. Really!

704
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,554
You're building a criminal empire

705
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,077
because daddy kicked you out
of janus corp.

706
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,954
And you think this is a big "fuck you,"
but in actuality

707
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,914
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.

708
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:49,271
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.

709
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,502
And you're really not as clever
as you think,

710
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,356
because now I'm gonna slice your...

711
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,563
Oh, Jesus Christmas.

712
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,899
Now you're gonna say
that you wanna kill me

713
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,776
to set an example.
Christ, you're boring.

714
00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,487
- I wanna kill you...
- Shit.

715
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,777
Because without the joker around,

716
00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:05,947
I can.

717
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,082
For all your noise and bluster,

718
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,339
you're just a silly little girl
with no one around to protect her.

719
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:21,925
Whoa. Walt. "What?"

720
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,681
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.

721
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,537
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.

722
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,414
Come on. There's gotta be something,

723
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,558
something we can figure out. Hey!

724
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,560
Wait, wait! You lost something, right?

725
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:33,670
You lost something.
I heard you say it.

726
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,694
A diamond.

727
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,486
Yeanh.

728
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,028
I can help you find it.

729
00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,164
Seriously. Look in my pocket.

730
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,622
Other pocket.

731
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:03,169
I'm starting up my own business.

732
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,491
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.

733
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,812
I know the east end better than anybody.

734
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,726
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.

735
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:19,236
Mr. j once lost a rare photograph
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,

736
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,693
and I found it in a bird's nest
in Robinson park.

737
00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:23,950
If you let me go,

738
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,954
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.

739
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,244
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,

740
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,116
swear to god,
you can kill me later.

741
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,661
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.

742
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,212
You're so tiresome!

743
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,503
If you want my mercy,

744
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,544
shut that hole in the middle
of your face and listen.

745
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,676
You're gonna get me my diamond.

746
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:16,815
<i>I will be waiting.</i>

747
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:17,839
Diamonds

748
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,168
<i>the diamond.</i>

749
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,916
Diamonds

750
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,174
romy, Roman.

751
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,108
<i>I will be waiting.</i>

752
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,807
I'll give you till midnight.

753
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:42,107
And then I'm gonna peel off
that pretty face

754
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,987
and pickle it.

755
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,906
Okay?

756
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:50,653
<i>Call me old-fashioned,</i>

757
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:54,039
<i>but I always thought the guy
was meant to get the girl a diamond.</i>

758
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,124
I won't let you down, romy.
I promise.

759
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,212
Let's make it half a mil.

760
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,469
It's more fun if she's got competition.

761
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:09,426
Send it to every mercenary in Gotham.

762
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,925
Oh, hey, you're that singer
no one listens to.

763
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,310
Hey, you're the asshole no one likes.

764
00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:34,788
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?

765
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,144
<i>We've got a situation.</i>

766
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,624
<i>This kia,
she's got the diamond.</i>

767
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,581
Her name's Cassandra Cain.

768
00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:41,120
Holy fuck.

769
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,341
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?

770
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,298
<i>Okay. Now we're good.</i>

771
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,059
Cell seven.

772
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,477
Thanks, doll.
You're a peach.

773
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,234
Hey, I know that guy.

774
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:26,131
<i>Access denied.
Access denied.</i>

775
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,129
<i>Access denied.
Access denied.</i>

776
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,878
<i>Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.</i>

777
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,715
<i>Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.</i>

778
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,761
Hmm. Perfect.

779
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,390
Hold up, hold up.

780
00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,254
- Remember me?
- She stole my car!

781
00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:58,810
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!

782
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,604
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.

783
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,493
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.

784
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,578
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!

785
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:06,372
Yeah, sorry about that.

786
00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,752
You're dead!

787
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:08,987
I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!

788
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,296
Hey, kid.

789
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,261
You're that psycho

790
00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,492
- from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.

791
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:14,926
Are you Cassandra Cain?

792
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,261
Yeanh.

793
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,354
I need to know where...

794
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,661
Hold, please.

795
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,292
Harley...

796
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:05,126
Hmm.

797
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,796
I got you, you little shit.

798
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:13,384
Who are you guys?

799
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,169
Go, go, go.

800
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:20,631
Keep the kid alive.

801
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:20,281
Mmm!

802
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,389
A little help.

803
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:31,557
Mmm.

804
00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,070
Does she have to keep running?

805
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,856
Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.

806
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,153
You!

807
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,356
You!

808
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,112
Step away from the kid.

809
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,325
Drop it.

810
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,119
The phone?

811
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:27,992
Sure.

812
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,052
Mmm.

813
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,404
Whoa.

814
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,360
Oh, good. You're awake.

815
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,241
Toss that for me, will ya?

816
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,045
What the fuck?

817
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,959
Who did I just blow up?

818
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,049
Either someone who wants me dead,

819
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,463
or someone looking to collect

820
00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,278
the half-million dollar reward
on your head.

821
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,467
Half a million dollars?

822
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:34,896
Yeanh.

823
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,475
Do I look like I'm
worth half a million dollars?

824
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:39,856
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.

825
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:41,813
Now, uncuff me.

826
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,727
Oh, sure.

827
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,216
As soon as you give me the diamond.

828
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,855
What diamond?

829
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:54,572
Fuck you!

830
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,541
I ook at me.

831
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,753
What?

832
00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:04,040
I don't know nothing about no diamond.

833
00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,529
The inflection in your voice,
the way you can't hold eye contact,

834
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:09,511
and the fact that you're a filthy
little thief, all suggest that you do.

835
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,093
Now, you can give it to me,
or I can give you

836
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,720
to the man that diamond belongs to.

837
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,885
But trust me when I say,
you're not gonna like

838
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,014
what he's gonna do to ya.

839
00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:20,514
Now, hand it over.

840
00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:23,517
Yeah, not gonna happen.

841
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,650
- Come again?
- I said I can't.

842
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,985
One more time.

843
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,774
- I can't give it to you.
- Why not?

844
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,864
Because I ate it, okay?

845
00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,128
Yes.

846
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,874
What are we even doing here?

847
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,044
There are two ways
that diamond's coming outta ya.

848
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,426
This way,

849
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,429
or this way.

850
00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,932
That's what I thought.

851
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:57,809
Also, I'm outta groceries.

852
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,107
So, how long you been a mercenary?

853
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,522
Hey, where did you get...

854
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:09,029
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,

855
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,905
you haven't even thought
about my left.

856
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:13,067
Your left hand is cuffed to mine.

857
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,539
I'll have to learn that one.

858
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,909
Can we get this?

859
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,753
You're not gonna try to run, are you?

860
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,039
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,

861
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,897
I figure I'm better off with
the person who's not gonna cut me open.

862
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:33,177
Fine. But if you try to run,
I will kill you.

863
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,509
I do not care that you're a kid.

864
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,768
I saw that.

865
00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,556
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?

866
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:47,022
I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores,

867
00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:50,278
you're making bank,
you have your own business.

868
00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,232
How'd you do it?
Come on, tell me.

869
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,570
Woman to woman.

870
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:59,204
Being a pickpocket's fine and all,
but I got real potential.

871
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,239
I mean, how do I be like you?

872
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,002
Well, except for the crazy part.
But other than that.

873
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,581
Number one, no one is like me.

874
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,796
If you wanted to even come close,
you would have to go to medical school.

875
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,928
Become a psychiatrist,
work in an asylum.

876
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,306
Fall in love with your patient,
break said patient out of said asylum.

877
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,557
Begin a life of crime.

878
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,040
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.

879
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,725
Get arrested by the Batman.

880
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:25,585
Go back to jail, get out of jail
with a bomb on your neck.

881
00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,170
Save the world, go back to jail,
and break out of jail

882
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,560
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman

883
00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:31,353
and going out on your own.

884
00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,112
Number two...

885
00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:39,491
Six bucks for tap water
with a fucking cucumber stick in it?

886
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:40,665
That's crazy.

887
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,533
I'm not shopping at this store.

888
00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:47,623
I'm robbing this store.

889
00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,964
Consider this your first lesson.

890
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,216
Paying is for dummies.

891
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:00,685
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

892
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,801
Move it!

893
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,725
Whoops. Ah...

894
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:14,817
This is doc's place. And this is doc.

895
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,367
I otus flower!

896
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,995
- Hiya, doc. How are ya?
- Good.

897
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:26,249
He's the taiwanese grandpa I never had.
He knows everything and everyone.

898
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,106
Nothing happens around here,
let me tell you,

899
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,495
without doc knowing about it.

900
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:32,085
And he happens to be the only person

901
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,507
who actually cares about me.

902
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,168
- I do?
- Yes, you do.

903
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:39,884
She's been ordering ♪32
with extra chili for many years.

904
00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:43,300
Lesson number two,
you always want extra chili with ♪32.

905
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,081
So you don't have
to taste his cooking.

906
00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:47,847
Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs
before someone sees.

907
00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:50,352
Everyone's looking for you.
And you.

908
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,563
We know.

909
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:55,946
I'm telling you,
if you want boys to respect you,

910
00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,981
you have to show them
that you're serious.

911
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,159
Blow something up. Shoot someone.

912
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,533
Nothing gets a guy's attention
like violence.

913
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,573
Shut that door. Lock it.

914
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,125
Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay?

915
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,175
This place...

916
00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,549
Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.

917
00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,304
1s so fucking dope.

918
00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:30,393
Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

919
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:33,400
I named him Bruce
after that hunky Wayne guy.

920
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,319
He's my little dumpling, aren't you?

921
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,572
Aren't you, my little baby?

922
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,653
Aren't you, brucey? Yes.

923
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,442
I love you.

924
00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,573
I never said that.
I love you both equally.

925
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:51,793
Who, that? It's cass.

926
00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:55,755
You're so pretty.

927
00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,464
Who's this?

928
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,799
It's a beaver.

929
01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,182
Hmm.

930
01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,895
Does brucey want a treat?
Does brucey want a treat?

931
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,025
What's this?

932
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,066
It's art. Don't touch.

933
01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:23,908
He your ex or something?

934
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,119
You don't know who that is?

935
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,784
The joker.

936
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:31,575
The clown prince of crime?

937
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,414
My former partner in madness?

938
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,829
The harlequin of hate?
The Jester of genocide?

939
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,872
You've never heard of him?

940
01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,087
Well, sounds like a dick.

941
01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:44,265
Huh.

942
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,565
Milk.

943
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:09,867
<i>I'm not going soft
or nothing, but I gotta admit,</i>

944
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,248
<i>it was kinda nice having the kid around.</i>

945
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,879
Give me a #32. Mild.

946
01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,013
Uh... yeah, sure.

947
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:50,537
Who are you?

948
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:51,947
They call me...

949
01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,252
H

950
01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,293
<i>My bad.
I should've introduced you.</i>

951
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,711
<i>I'll make it quick.</i>

952
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:08,131
<i>Meet the daughter of the richest,
most powerful mafia Don in Gotham city.</i>

953
01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,765
<i>Helena bertinelli.</i>

954
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:13,302
<i>Yep, that bertinelll.</i>

955
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:18,853
<i>One day, she comes home to find
her whole family in the living room.</i>

956
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,142
Momma.

957
01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:26,323
<i>Anyone and everyone
with bertinelli blood is there.</i>

958
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:31,578
<i>Oh, and that? That's Stefano galante.</i>

959
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,332
<i>The guy making the play for
the bertinelli turf and fortune.</i>

960
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,564
<i>When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,</i>

961
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:07,026
<i>the big softy sneaks her outta there
and hides her away in sicily.</i>

962
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:12,445
<i>Where she is raised by his own
father and brother. Both assassins.</i>

963
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:24,089
<i>She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.</i>

964
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,833
<i>So, she starts training.</i>

965
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:29,965
<i>When she was ready,</i>

966
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,255
<i>and by "Ready" I mean</i>

967
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,385
<i>a badass motherfucking
killing machine,</i>

968
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,975
<i>she moves back to Gotham.
Starts working on that kill list.</i>

969
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,907
<i>She has the murder stuff down,
but the rest?</i>

970
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,112
Do you know who I am?

971
01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:54,699
Do you know who I am?

972
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,234
<i>Still a work in progress.</i>

973
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,288
Do you know who I am?

974
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,872
The crossbow killer.

975
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,127
They call me...

976
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,163
The crossbow killer.

977
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,878
They call me...

978
01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:09,714
The crossbow killer?

979
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,048
They call me...

980
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,351
Huntress.

981
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:18,055
<i>She calls herself huntress.</i>

982
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,561
<i>Fucking fabulous,
if you ask me.</i>

983
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,603
And who are you looking for?

984
01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,406
Great club.

985
01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:32,691
Quinn got the girl.

986
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,119
And?

987
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,403
And they disappeared.

988
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,247
Fuck!

989
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,038
Fuck!

990
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,217
What is she laughing at?

991
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,258
Is she laughing at me?

992
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,432
She is.

993
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,177
No, she's not. She's...

994
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,551
What are you laughing at, Erika?

995
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:02,099
Roman, you gotta hear this.

996
01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,104
- It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.

997
01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:05,943
- Onh.
- Ooh.

998
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,150
You're being a total kook.

999
01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,187
Get on the fucking table.

1000
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:16,075
This is my club. Get up now.

1001
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,198
- Okay.
- Now.

1002
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,160
Whoa.

1003
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:25,747
Now, dance.

1004
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,002
Dance. Dance, Erika!

1005
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,465
Okay.

1006
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,639
This dress is fucking hideous.

1007
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:48,565
Take it off.

1008
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,986
Take your dress off.

1009
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,281
Get up there and fucking cut it off her.

1010
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,864
Do it now!

1011
01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:01,362
Take her fucking dress off.

1012
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,831
Just rip it off her. Hurry up!

1013
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,242
Hurry up!

1014
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,773
- Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1015
01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:09,882
Do it.

1016
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:16,131
Yeah. Beautiful.

1017
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:34,104
You wouldn't betray me, would you?

1018
01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,654
I was just gonna
go look for the girl.

1019
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,819
Oh, no, no, no.
I want you to stay here with me.

1020
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,283
I want you to stay here with me close.

1021
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,666
You soothe me, little bird.

1022
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,427
Oh, good. You got it.

1023
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,842
Did you trace the messages?

1024
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,386
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,

1025
01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:07,841
and then had it sent to my office.

1026
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:10,731
Renee, what were you thinking?

1027
01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:13,439
Roman is the one
that put a price on the kid's head.

1028
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,190
Okay? I had to.

1029
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,573
- I can't get into it right now...
- Renee, you need help.

1030
01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,074
What are you talking about?

1031
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,326
She's right.

1032
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:26,661
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.

1033
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:28,961
What?

1034
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,002
I'm sorry. Okay?

1035
01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,878
You gave me no choice.

1036
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,789
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.

1037
01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:36,958
You're suspended.

1038
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,212
Your badge and your gun, now.

1039
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:47,511
<i>If you've ever watched
any cop movie ever,</i>

1040
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:50,354
<i>you know that
this is when shit gets real.</i>

1041
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:52,186
What's the point of the badge,

1042
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,064
when it means fuck all anyway?

1043
01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,324
Right, captain?

1044
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:04,153
<i>No cop ever gets anything done
until after they've been suspended.</i>

1045
01:08:06,624 --> 01:08:10,788
<i>Which would've had me worried,
only I had more pressing concerns.</i>

1046
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,663
And that is why you should never partake
in paying federal income taxes.

1047
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,169
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.

1048
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,878
Thank you.

1049
01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:24,012
Anyway, lesson 37.

1050
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,220
Why...

1051
01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,259
You said they wouldn't find us.

1052
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,305
Chillax. No one knows we're here.

1053
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,189
Harleen quinzel,
this is Gotham police.

1054
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,850
Okay. So they know.

1055
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,477
I et's scram.

1056
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:41,033
Open the door.

1057
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,407
Holy back door, beavy.
This is getting outta hand.

1058
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:44,865
Bruce, come here.

1059
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:46,472
I can hear you! Open the door.

1060
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:48,582
What is that?

1061
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,041
See you in hell, Harley!

1062
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,333
Get under the table!

1063
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,546
Bruce? Bruce!

1064
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,755
Come here! No!

1065
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,440
Bruce?

1066
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,775
Come here, boy. Bruce?

1067
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:21,782
Bruce?

1068
01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:24,451
Bruce?

1069
01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:28,035
This doesn't make sense.

1070
01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:30,614
It doesn't make sense.
I don't understand.

1071
01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,618
No one knew we were here.
No one knew we were here, except...

1072
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:36,630
Doc.

1073
01:09:36,798 --> 01:09:37,798
Oh, my god. Doc?

1074
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,917
Doc? Where is he?

1075
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:44,548
Doc?

1076
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:48,552
I can't find Bruce.
I can't find him. I...

1077
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,274
No.

1078
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,683
I'm sorry, lotus flower.

1079
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,859
You sold me out?

1080
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,987
Too many people offering me
too much money.

1081
01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:08,197
I have enough now
to open up a new restaurant.

1082
01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,278
A really nice one.

1083
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:11,741
But, doc,

1084
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,948
it's me.

1085
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:16,284
It's just business.

1086
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:46,531
<i>This next bit ain't very pretty.</i>

1087
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,700
- You're right.
- Harley?

1088
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,493
He's right.

1089
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,323
Business is business.

1090
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,247
I've got the kid.

1091
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,713
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate
the terms of our deal.

1092
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,589
If I hand her over,

1093
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,133
I want everyone who's after me
to back off.

1094
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:09,553
<i>Quinn, bring me the rock now</i>

1095
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,471
<i>and I guarantee your safety.</i>

1096
01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:15,180
<i>I own this town.
You'll have my protection.</i>

1097
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,810
Fine.

1098
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:21,099
Meet me at amusement mile.
The booby trap. In one hour.

1099
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,076
Quit judging.

1100
01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,374
Zsasz!

1101
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,463
Come on, kid.

1102
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,544
Let's get you somewhere safe.

1103
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,216
We got them.

1104
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,225
Little bird!

1105
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,843
You're gonna be
driving Mr. zsasz tonight.

1106
01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:01,231
Go. Fetch. Amusement mile.
The booby trap.

1107
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,349
Do we have to bring them back?

1108
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,445
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.

1109
01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,481
Just bring me back my diamond.

1110
01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:58,748
What is it?

1111
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,209
Nothing.

1112
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,721
Pull over.

1113
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,052
What?

1114
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,808
Pull the fucking car over now.

1115
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,062
I gotta take a leak.

1116
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,062
<i>She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.</i>

1117
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,649
Are you sure?

1118
01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:34,486
<i>Your little bird's a fucking rat.</i>

1119
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:43,741
<i>You want me to kill her?</i>

1120
01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,173
No.

1121
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,081
No. No.

1122
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,337
I'll come to you.

1123
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,546
I thought we were friends. And you...

1124
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:34,004
You saw what it's like for me out there.
I didn't have a choice.

1125
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:37,340
And if you go before he gets here,
everything will be fine.

1126
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,635
Harley.

1127
01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:43,514
I'm sorry, kid. I am.

1128
01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:55,063
That was fast.

1129
01:14:58,369 --> 01:14:59,369
She's in...

1130
01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,527
Where's Cassandra Cain?

1131
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,038
You? Again?

1132
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,384
Are you drunk?

1133
01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:15,837
Come on.

1134
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,137
Okay.

1135
01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:40,824
Right in the tit.

1136
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,912
Where's Cassandra Cain?

1137
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,129
Cass.

1138
01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,427
You killed my sandwich!

1139
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,012
Bye-bye, birdie.

1140
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,608
Ow!

1141
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:14,812
No fair.

1142
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,769
Was that really necessary?

1143
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,859
You don't know her like I do.

1144
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,575
Cass?

1145
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,036
Oh, thank god.

1146
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,368
I'm gonna get you outta here.

1147
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:29,824
Did she really tape you

1148
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,409
- to a damn toilet?
- Mmm-hmm.

1149
01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:34,255
Hmm.

1150
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,879
This is nice.

1151
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,462
You're still conscious.

1152
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:42,086
You can still feel?

1153
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,222
Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?

1154
01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:51,095
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."

1155
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,490
I got one

1156
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:09,327
for all the little birds
I helped fly away from this world.

1157
01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:12,371
I'm saving a special spot for you.

1158
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:15,210
Right here.

1159
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,446
You're gonna have to be quiet.

1160
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:22,585
- Ow!
- Hi

1161
01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:24,094
what are you guys doing?

1162
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,847
Oh, I know where the diamond is.

1163
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:34,271
Is that rock still inside you?

1164
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,809
Oh, god.

1165
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:42,984
Stop.

1166
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,533
The hell, zsasz?

1167
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,611
Cut her open.

1168
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:49,995
Stop fucking around.

1169
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,201
You heard me.

1170
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,994
Cut her fucking open.

1171
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,786
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.

1172
01:17:57,256 --> 01:17:59,372
You're a filthy fucking rat.

1173
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:00,665
I'm a rat?

1174
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:04,381
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
Roman's little bird.

1175
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,508
You little fucking bird.

1176
01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:09,765
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.

1177
01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:14,724
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.

1178
01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:18,982
You know you're just
being paranoid, zsasz.

1179
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:20,897
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

1180
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,103
Prove it to me.

1181
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:25,735
Rip open her little tummy.

1182
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,195
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

1183
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,530
Now! Rip it open!

1184
01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:45,300
You piece of shit!

1185
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:54,687
Freezel

1186
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,061
don't fucking move.

1187
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,107
Who the fuck are you?

1188
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,330
Go get the kid.

1189
01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:13,908
All right.

1190
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,083
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!

1191
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,563
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.

1192
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,794
Shoot them, kid.

1193
01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:24,708
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin hood piece of shit down!

1194
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,627
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!

1195
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:28,805
Okay.

1196
01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:31,714
I don't know what the fuck is going on.

1197
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,344
But I know that this shit stick...

1198
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,885
Just tried to gut me.

1199
01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:38,898
And you.

1200
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,767
Thought you were different.

1201
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:46,979
I'm sorry, kid.

1202
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:52,117
I'm just a terrible person, I guess.

1203
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,086
Ooh!

1204
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,005
Ooh, I'm back.

1205
01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:05,748
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
something I don't give two shits about.

1206
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:08,238
This guy's dead, so I'm just
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?

1207
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:11,254
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for sionis.

1208
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:12,842
Excuse me? I work for sionis?

1209
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:17,642
I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.

1210
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,805
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
I was going to trade the kid.

1211
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,644
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?

1212
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,730
I'm not proud of what I did,
but I had half the city after me.

1213
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,690
Even the fucking crossbow killer.

1214
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,480
I'm not the crossbow killer!

1215
01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:30,616
Whoa.

1216
01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:33,571
They call me...

1217
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:34,746
Helena bertinelli.

1218
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,289
For fuck's sake.

1219
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:38,448
As in the bertinelli massacre?

1220
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:42,368
Sheesh kebab.
That is childhood trauma, right there.

1221
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,841
<i>I killed galante.</i>

1222
01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:55,639
I killed his firing squad.

1223
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:02,847
<i>I killed Victor zsasz.</i>

1224
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,354
And now I'm done.

1225
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:13,274
Bravo.

1226
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,288
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.

1227
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,536
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1228
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,798
I hate to be the one to break it to you,
sweetheart, but you are not done.

1229
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,998
Who do you think funded
galante's little power grab, huh?

1230
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,049
Galante was working with sionis.

1231
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,552
Roman killed your whole family
looking for that rock.

1232
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,838
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?

1233
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,091
That diamond is our only chance
of stopping him.

1234
01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:40,269
You guys.

1235
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:42,769
Hey, I think you should see this.

1236
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,436
Oh.

1237
01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,108
It's sionis.

1238
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,156
We're fucked.

1239
01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,707
He bought himself an army.

1240
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,554
They're all here for me.

1241
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,175
Aren't they?

1242
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,597
- No.
- They're not?

1243
01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,015
No, they're not.

1244
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,351
Do you know what that means?

1245
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,340
That means he's not just
after the kid anymore.

1246
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:33,570
He's after all of us.

1247
01:22:33,991 --> 01:22:36,232
He's sure as hell after me.
I just robbed him.

1248
01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:39,827
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his bff.

1249
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,830
And you're dumb enough
to be building a case against him.

1250
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,249
So, unless we all wanna die
very unpleasant deaths

1251
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:49,628
and let Roman go finger-fishing
in the kid's intestinal tract,

1252
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:52,618
we're gonna have to work together.

1253
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,001
With you?

1254
01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,214
Yeanh.

1255
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,907
We're gonna work together,

1256
01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,651
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?

1257
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:04,969
Okay.

1258
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,434
Yeah. Okay.

1259
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,400
Sure.

1260
01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:13,936
Yes!

1261
01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,230
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.

1262
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,325
Mmm-hmm.

1263
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,737
Will this do?

1264
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:26,334
No.

1265
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,117
Not at all.

1266
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,163
We're dead. We're fucking dead.

1267
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,081
That slimy jizznozzle!

1268
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,654
- Li can't believe he took it all!
- We're fucked.

1269
01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,839
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.

1270
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,347
Okay.

1271
01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:02,535
Friends, brothers,
men of Gotham.

1272
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:07,581
I have funded you. I've protected you.

1273
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,877
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.

1274
01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,001
Well, now it's time to say thank you.

1275
01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:21,967
Go show those little bitches
you don't mess with Roman sionis.

1276
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:25,891
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.

1277
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:27,892
The rest you can kill.

1278
01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,236
Dope.

1279
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,695
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.

1280
01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,856
Sentimental value. Try this.

1281
01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,444
- You're kidding.
- What? Gotta take care of the girls.

1282
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,080
Isn't this fun? It's just
like a sleepover.

1283
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,491
We should order pizza. Make cosmos.

1284
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,534
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.

1285
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:56,459
Hey, nice. What the hell is up
with this bow and arrow shtick?

1286
01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,625
It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.

1287
01:24:59,803 --> 01:25:01,614
I love this chick.
She's got rage issues.

1288
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:03,094
I don't have rage issues.

1289
01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,969
You know, psychologically speaking,

1290
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,600
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.

1291
01:25:08,687 --> 01:25:09,687
Yeanh.

1292
01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:12,429
Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.

1293
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,151
Shit. Get down.

1294
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:21,108
Down here!

1295
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:23,993
Cass!

1296
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:26,368
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!

1297
01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,616
Go!

1298
01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:33,662
Holy shit!

1299
01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:55,931
What?

1300
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:57,732
You are so cool.

1301
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,651
Okay. This way.

1302
01:26:08,622 --> 01:26:10,032
Get ready, ladies.

1303
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,111
Don't worry.
You're gonna make it.

1304
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,625
Okay? Okay.

1305
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,216
What the... go!
Go, go, go!

1306
01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:28,099
Fuck.

1307
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,519
Shit.

1308
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:42,819
Whoa. Shit!

1309
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,506
Motherfucker.

1310
01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,854
Let me go!

1311
01:27:19,025 --> 01:27:20,515
Gotcha.

1312
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:22,737
This way!

1313
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,440
Come on. Come on. It's okay.
Come on.

1314
01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,150
You shouldn't have to see this.

1315
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,315
Here, hold on to this for me, okay?

1316
01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:29,554
That's all you think about.

1317
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:31,338
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?

1318
01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,488
Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe.

1319
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:17,708
Canary!

1320
01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:20,496
You okay?

1321
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:22,786
We gotta go this way!

1322
01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:26,217
Ugh. More?

1323
01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:28,633
When the fuck did she have time
to do a shoe change?

1324
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:29,762
Come on.

1325
01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:37,978
Thanks.

1326
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:52,576
Duck!

1327
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:58,117
Hair tie? Yeah.

1328
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,331
Ah, fuck!

1329
01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:06,545
I got him!

1330
01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:11,251
Get back here, kid!

1331
01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:16,507
Who's got the kid?

1332
01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:30,322
Get down!

1333
01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:43,450
Please, no more.

1334
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,506
So, forgive me yet?

1335
01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:50,756
Get off me.

1336
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,926
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.

1337
01:29:58,101 --> 01:29:59,301
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.

1338
01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:00,467
Really?

1339
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,715
Down! Get down!

1340
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:12,354
You're okay.
You're okay.

1341
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,773
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.

1342
01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:18,370
Get off!

1343
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,016
I got you.

1344
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,040
Ooh!

1345
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:24,203
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.

1346
01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:27,244
Harley! No!
Get off me!

1347
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,422
Harley!

1348
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,121
They got the kid. Shit!

1349
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,417
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.

1350
01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,385
- One bullet?
- Please help me!

1351
01:30:36,556 --> 01:30:37,841
Has anyone got any bullets?

1352
01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:39,597
Fuck. I'm out.

1353
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,846
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.

1354
01:30:43,563 --> 01:30:45,349
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Shit.

1355
01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:47,263
Guys, they're in the car.

1356
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,128
They're getting away.

1357
01:30:49,152 --> 01:30:50,562
- Get in there!
- Get off!

1358
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,150
Shit! I'm out.

1359
01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,005
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.

1360
01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:01,112
Canary, you know what you have to do!

1361
01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:04,452
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.

1362
01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:26,845
<i>Told ya she had a killer voice.</i>

1363
01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:49,294
Need a ride?

1364
01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:16,321
Get her!

1365
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,219
Oh!

1366
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,029
Whip me!

1367
01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:02,159
What?

1368
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:03,491
- Whip me!
- Okay.

1369
01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:12,544
Kid!

1370
01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:14,254
Harley!

1371
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,423
Shoot her!

1372
01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:26,016
Harley!

1373
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,558
Hit the brakes!

1374
01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:48,982
No!

1375
01:34:02,303 --> 01:34:03,303
Uh-oh.

1376
01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:31,446
Kid!

1377
01:34:43,636 --> 01:34:44,921
Harley!

1378
01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:05,773
Well, we always did share
a love of the dramatic.

1379
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:06,950
Didn't we?

1380
01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:10,951
And look at us now.

1381
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:15,036
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.

1382
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:17,496
I'm the only one who can protect youl!

1383
01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,838
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.

1384
01:35:22,926 --> 01:35:24,132
You're not the type!

1385
01:35:25,553 --> 01:35:28,295
But me? You need me!

1386
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:46,021
Here's the thing, romy baby.

1387
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,777
Your protection is based on the fact
that people are scared of you.

1388
01:35:52,538 --> 01:35:54,403
Just like they're scared of Mr. j.

1389
01:36:00,004 --> 01:36:02,416
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.

1390
01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:05,256
Not you, and not Mr. j.

1391
01:36:05,426 --> 01:36:08,338
'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn.

1392
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:17,184
Shit.

1393
01:36:18,856 --> 01:36:20,517
That was super embarrassing.

1394
01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:22,265
Hmm. Sure was.

1395
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:25,935
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.

1396
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:29,196
I'm sorry, kid.

1397
01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:33,239
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
That was a dick move.

1398
01:36:34,998 --> 01:36:36,534
For what it's worth,

1399
01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:41,163
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.

1400
01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:43,338
Fw.

1401
01:36:43,506 --> 01:36:46,839
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.

1402
01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:48,295
Excuse me!

1403
01:36:48,469 --> 01:36:50,801
I stole something from you.

1404
01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,883
You slippery-fingered little turd.

1405
01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:54,263
I took your ring.

1406
01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:55,802
My ring?

1407
01:36:58,646 --> 01:36:59,646
Dope.

1408
01:37:19,834 --> 01:37:21,244
Cass! Harley!

1409
01:37:21,794 --> 01:37:23,079
We're okay.

1410
01:37:26,883 --> 01:37:28,293
You okay? Yeah.

1411
01:37:29,302 --> 01:37:31,167
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.

1412
01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:33,093
Good. Fuck that guy.

1413
01:37:33,264 --> 01:37:34,970
Yeah. Tacos?

1414
01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:37,554
No, but seriously.

1415
01:37:37,643 --> 01:37:39,508
You were very impressive with that bow.

1416
01:37:39,687 --> 01:37:40,847
Very impressive.

1417
01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:41,999
It's a crossbow.

1418
01:37:42,023 --> 01:37:43,083
I appreciate that. Thank you.

1419
01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,668
- Mmm-hmm.
- Morning margaritas!

1420
01:37:44,692 --> 01:37:45,878
Thank you. I got you.

1421
01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:47,233
- You drink, right, kid?
- Yeah.

1422
01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:48,609
I don't think so.

1423
01:37:49,113 --> 01:37:50,774
And I love that fucking name, huntress.

1424
01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,355
- Really?
- Yeah.

1425
01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:53,822
Oh, great name.

1426
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,160
Wow.

1427
01:37:55,536 --> 01:38:00,155
Um... I really like how you were able
to kick so high in those tight pants.

1428
01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:01,810
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Yeah.

1429
01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:03,114
- Thanks.
- Oh, um...

1430
01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:05,914
Thanks for the car.

1431
01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,838
You're welcome.

1432
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:11,211
Kid, if that burrito
doesn't make you shit,

1433
01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:13,088
I don't know what will.

1434
01:38:15,056 --> 01:38:16,091
Give me a minute.

1435
01:38:17,809 --> 01:38:18,809
Yes!

1436
01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:20,888
Right.

1437
01:38:22,688 --> 01:38:24,644
I've given her prune juice, laxatives.

1438
01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:26,852
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.

1439
01:38:27,026 --> 01:38:29,108
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.

1440
01:38:29,862 --> 01:38:30,862
Me?

1441
01:38:31,697 --> 01:38:34,860
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.

1442
01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,570
I'm used to it.

1443
01:38:38,621 --> 01:38:41,283
Uh, Harley! Bring the colander.

1444
01:38:43,376 --> 01:38:44,376
Ladies.

1445
01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:46,166
Have fun with that.

1446
01:38:47,547 --> 01:38:49,583
So, what now?

1447
01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:51,672
Sionis is gone, but it's just

1448
01:38:51,759 --> 01:38:53,590
a matter of time
before some other asshole

1449
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,041
tries to finish what he started.

1450
01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:56,096
Right.

1451
01:38:56,264 --> 01:38:59,006
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.

1452
01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:02,262
Does she always talk like
the cop in a bad '80s movie,

1453
01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:03,673
or is that just me?

1454
01:39:03,729 --> 01:39:04,764
Fuck you. And fuck you.

1455
01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:06,054
What?

1456
01:39:06,441 --> 01:39:08,272
I mean, we were amazing there.

1457
01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:09,979
Yeah! Hell yeah!

1458
01:39:10,153 --> 01:39:13,145
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.

1459
01:39:13,322 --> 01:39:14,322
Thank you.

1460
01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,569
Right.

1461
01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:16,616
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!

1462
01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:20,534
She stole my fucking car!

1463
01:39:20,705 --> 01:39:21,705
What?

1464
01:39:25,877 --> 01:39:26,877
I'm sorry.

1465
01:39:27,044 --> 01:39:28,875
<i>I know what you're thinking.</i>

1466
01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:30,624
You think I'm a dick
after all that.

1467
01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:34,632
But you heard what the cop said.
Sionis is gone.

1468
01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:39,592
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.

1469
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:41,994
<i>Montoya's boss picked up</i>

1470
01:39:42,018 --> 01:39:43,883
<i>the gangbangers
at the booby trap.</i>

1471
01:39:44,061 --> 01:39:46,973
<i>And took all the credit
while he was at it.</i>

1472
01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:48,354
<i>Again.</i>

1473
01:39:54,071 --> 01:39:55,607
<i>It was the kick in the balls
she needed</i>

1474
01:39:55,781 --> 01:39:59,239
<i>to see that she had nothing to prove
to those blowhard assholes.</i>

1475
01:40:00,203 --> 01:40:02,194
<i>She quit the same day.</i>

1476
01:40:07,251 --> 01:40:09,333
<i>We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.</i>

1477
01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:11,790
<i>And huntress got her family money back.</i>

1478
01:40:13,174 --> 01:40:15,916
<i>She's using it to fund
a little crime-fighting outfit.</i>

1479
01:40:19,055 --> 01:40:22,092
<i>They call themselves the birds of prey.</i>

1480
01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:25,974
<i>I call them dorky little do-gooders.</i>

1481
01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:32,773
<i>The rock itself was worth
a chunk of change, so I pawned it.</i>

1482
01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:35,026
<i>And I invested the cash
in a little startup</i>

1483
01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:36,318
<i>making waves in the east end.</i>

1484
01:40:40,743 --> 01:40:42,654
<i>Oh! And I found Bruce.</i>

1485
01:40:42,745 --> 01:40:45,031
<i>He was wandering around Chinatown.</i>

1486
01:40:45,206 --> 01:40:48,664
<i>I guess it proves the theory
that hyenas really do have nine lives.</i>

1487
01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:12,271
<i>Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.</i>

1488
01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:14,728
<i>Call me a softy.</i>

1489
01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,150
I dare ya.

1490
01:41:21,826 --> 01:41:23,032
Mmm!

1491
01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:43,759
<i>Are you dummies
still sitting there?</i>

1492
01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:45,925
<i>Fine. Since you stuck it out this long,</i>

1493
01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:48,227
<i>I'll tell you
a super-duper secret secret.</i>

1494
01:48:48,397 --> 01:48:49,887
<i>But you can't tell anyone.</i>

1495
01:48:50,065 --> 01:48:52,226
<i>Okay. Did you know that Batman...</i>