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They say,
if you wanna tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far?
Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid,
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my dad traded me
for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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Daddy!
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- I kept coming back.
- Ah!
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters
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of St. Bernadette's
taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered,
I did good.
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I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
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Had my heart broken
once or twice.
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Finding love,
it's not easy.
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So I threw myself into my work,
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became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
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Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard.
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Like out of a plane
without a parachute,
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right in your dumb fucking face
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kinda hard.
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I lost all sense of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
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We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
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there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
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I was the brains behind some of.
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- Mr. J's greatest stunts.
- Ha-ha!
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Not that he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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We broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was super
broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy.
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But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility of new love.
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Hi.
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Hello, nice baby.
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Here's the thing
about new love...
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I take payment-in-kind.
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You have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken
a whip from the pivot,
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catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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What?
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I said sit your skinny ass
down, you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without a little
drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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That was my driver.
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Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful.
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Especially since
I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and
his obsessive-compulsive need
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to be the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself,
Miss Quinn.
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And do give the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
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told people about the breakup.
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But you don't understand.
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Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one ever dared to object.
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And don't let him
give you shit, okay?
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You have to
stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please.
I give it a few days
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before they're back together.
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Even when I did
try and tell people,
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they didn't believe me.
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Come on.
She told me they're really
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broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell.
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That's why she's still wearing
that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running
right back into his arms
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the minute he snaps his fingers.
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If not him,
the next closest alpha male
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- with a pulse.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Some people just aren't born
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- to stand on their own.
- Oh, girl,
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- let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
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some way to show the world
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that I'd cut ties
with Mr. J for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the Eiffel
Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
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Our love bloomed in
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a highly toxic
industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
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I have all my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck? Hey! Hey!
Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure I needed.
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A fresh start.
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A chance to be my own woman.
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But I wasn't
the only dame in Gotham
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looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
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so I'll start
where I fucking want.
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Meet the cop.
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I got 50 says it was turf war.
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Not him.
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Well, as always,
you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
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she's always saying
cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
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Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
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Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics
check for a bullet
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in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago,
she broke a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the
time took all the credit.
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So while he made captain,
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she got stuck at detective
level with this idiot.
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Okay, you think one guy
got all four?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying,
we got four dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry. Go ahead and work.
Go ahead.
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The shooter got close before drawing.
Six rounds.
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Two for each of these three.
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Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
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That girl, Angelina,
she's a princess.
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- Whoa. Hey.
- Look at this.
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- Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow
through his throat...
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She wanted him to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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And he's got a new assassin.
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Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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- Detective.
- Yep?
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Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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Harley Quinn and
the Joker broke up.
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What?
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This was their spot.
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She just publicly updated
her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn
that a lot of people
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in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of
that list is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced my hand here.
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Gotta say,
I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack job with the penchant
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for peeling faces
is Roman Sionis,
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aka.
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Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me
dead hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon,
American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
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I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to start my new life.
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With the perfect egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay?
I promise.
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That's all the money
I got in the world,
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and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that
his cheese slices
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are always six months
out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal.
No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had been six short hours
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since my little stunt
at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
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that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've
dared come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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Ooh!
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Freeze!
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- And what's worse?
- Move!
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Every person I ever
wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out I wronged
a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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And then...
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We're gonna
get through this, okay?
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Tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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for me to see that
the target on my back
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was bigger than I thought.
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Freeze.
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00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,233
With the walls
closing in around me,
268
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,800
I made a carefully calculated,
269
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,369
highly strategic move.
270
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,216
Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
271
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,649
That felt pretty great.
272
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,621
Sorry for busting in
on you like that,
273
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:29,090
but thanks for the shortcut.
274
00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,591
See ya. Oh!
275
00:16:31,226 --> 00:16:32,994
There she is.
276
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,062
Harley Quinn.
277
00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,563
Yeah?
278
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,365
I've waited
a long time for this.
279
00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,068
You have?
280
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,036
Oh...
281
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,938
I haven't had breakfast yet.
282
00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:46,908
What did I do to you?
283
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:48,542
Are you serious?
284
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,112
Look at my face.
285
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,481
Look at my face!
286
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,655
Oh...
287
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,558
That wasn't me.
288
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,560
But you dared him to do it.
289
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,462
Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
290
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,107
to do a lot of things, okay? Come on.
I'm not even with him anymore.
291
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,132
I know.
292
00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,935
That means
293
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,037
there's no one here to stop me.
294
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,173
- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
295
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,474
Ooh. A penny.
296
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,482
They're shooting arrows now?
297
00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,028
Ah, crap.
298
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,561
Him, too?
299
00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:52,806
Parley?
300
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,546
Fuck, Montoya,
you smell like a dead rat's asshole.
301
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,049
Not today, Simpson.
302
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:03,351
Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
Respect your elders.
303
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,452
I mean, your elderly.
304
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,829
You're only a few years
younger than me,
305
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,165
and you're still
behind that desk.
306
00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:09,523
You wanna go there?
307
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,558
Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
308
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,895
Cassandra Cain,
back already?
309
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,165
Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
310
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,901
What? No comeback?
311
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,838
You all right?
312
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,774
You smell like shit.
313
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,612
Yo, Simpson.
314
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,949
Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
315
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:41,055
These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
316
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,957
The Sionis family name is on
317
00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:44,624
half the museums and
schools in Gotham.
318
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,061
And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
319
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:50,797
Montoya's day is
going almost as badly as mine.
320
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,201
Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
321
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,501
That's him.
322
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,536
He had four people killed
alone last night.
323
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,339
If Roman Sionis is
such a mastermind,
324
00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,607
how'd he get fired
from his own fucking company?
325
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,876
The Janus Corporation is
326
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,643
his father's company,
thank you.
327
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,947
And by the way,
they cut him off.
328
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,615
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
329
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,984
To make matters worse,
330
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:11,818
the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
331
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:14,322
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
332
00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:16,324
There's a shipment coming in.
333
00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:17,557
Drugs?
334
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,193
- A diamond.
- A diamond.
335
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,938
Wow, Montoya.
Should we call the Feds for backup?
336
00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:23,231
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
337
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,899
His driver.
338
00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:26,509
He said that Roman couldn't
stop talking about this thing.
339
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,701
And he said that he overheard
340
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:28,846
something about laser-encoding.
341
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,238
Now, I did some research.
342
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,974
I think
it's the Bertinelli diamond.
343
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,776
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
344
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,278
Quick history lesson.
345
00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,113
Fifteen years ago,
one of the wealthiest.
346
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,916
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
347
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,618
It was a power grab,
but the real target
348
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,753
was the Bertinellis'
super-secret
349
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,123
offshore bank accounts,
350
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,868
the details of which
were said to be encoded
351
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:54,529
in the atomic structure
of a 30-carat diamond.
352
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,230
The rock was lost.
353
00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:59,633
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
354
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,635
Which is exactly
why Roman Sionis
355
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,272
is trying to
get his hands on it.
356
00:20:04,338 --> 00:20:06,374
That's what makes him
so dangerous.
357
00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:08,176
He's already building an army.
358
00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:09,277
If he gets the diamond,
359
00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:10,912
he'll have all the money
and connections
360
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,114
to bribe every single
judge and cop
361
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:15,249
he needs to get a
monopoly on the city.
362
00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:17,285
You said you had
someone on the inside?
363
00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:20,955
Yes. He's...
364
00:20:21,022 --> 00:20:22,156
He's no longer there, but...
365
00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:24,392
So basically,
you have nothing.
366
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,427
You are trying to go after
367
00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:29,297
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
368
00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:31,598
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
369
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,265
Well, you know,
370
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,602
the DA's office is building
a case against him, too.
371
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,004
Isn't that right,
Miss Yee?
372
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:38,973
Listen, if the DA
is willing to throw himself
373
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,741
out in front of this,
it's fine with me.
374
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,910
Captain, no.
375
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,778
Listen, Munroe, find me
376
00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:47,215
some tangible connection
to Sionis, all right?
377
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,517
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
378
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:50,851
This is my case, okay?
379
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,619
I've been working on this
for six months.
380
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:57,291
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
381
00:20:57,358 --> 00:20:59,227
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
382
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,299
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I...
- No.
383
00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:06,968
That is my job
you are fucking with.
384
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,702
What is wrong with you, Renee?
385
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,471
Me?
He gave my case away.
386
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,073
Oh, poor Renee.
387
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,550
Why don't you pour yourself a drink?
It's almost noon.
388
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:14,575
Wow.
389
00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:20,314
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
390
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:22,250
Why the fuck haven't you
391
00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:23,594
been picking up your phone?
We've got a situation.
392
00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:24,952
What... What situation?
393
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,387
You didn't hear this from me,
394
00:21:26,454 --> 00:21:28,489
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
395
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,992
She's got the diamond, and trust
me, Roman will kill her.
396
00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,659
My diamond? Who?
Who's got it?
397
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,128
This kid.
398
00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,131
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
399
00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:39,133
Holy fuck.
400
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,112
Can I help you?
401
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,589
Why, yes.
Yes, you can.
402
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,714
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
403
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,419
And what terrible crime is that?
404
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,056
This one.
405
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,675
Hi, boys.
406
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,881
Meeting's over.
407
00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:27,841
Run, piggy, run.
408
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,485
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
409
00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:42,056
Hold up, hold up.
I'm telling this all wrong.
410
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:43,724
Let's rewind.
411
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,393
For you to understand why me,
412
00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:46,979
the cop,
and that dame on the toilet...
413
00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:48,396
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
414
00:23:48,462 --> 00:23:50,998
Are all looking for
this Cain character...
415
00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:53,634
I gotta take you back
a few days,
416
00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:57,204
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
417
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,221
This is Dinah Lance.
418
00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:18,059
But she prefers Black Canary.
419
00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:23,097
She's got a killer voice.
420
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,110
But there was some other shit
421
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,269
going down that night.
422
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:29,836
Short notice like this.
423
00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:32,173
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
424
00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:36,744
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
425
00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:38,245
The Golden Lions can't just
426
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,481
wander into
Gotham National Bank.
427
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,949
I can.
428
00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:44,452
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
429
00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:47,521
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
430
00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:51,025
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
431
00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:54,195
I'm building something special.
432
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:56,863
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
433
00:24:56,931 --> 00:25:00,101
But with all due respect,
434
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,470
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
435
00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:06,040
Fuck family.
All due respect, but fuck that.
436
00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:07,475
Family's a fucking illusion.
437
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,944
You know what my family gave me?
Nothing.
438
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,579
I know what everyone says.
439
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:13,280
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
440
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,483
He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
441
00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:17,551
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
442
00:25:17,618 --> 00:25:20,788
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
443
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:24,492
But look at me now.
444
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:27,261
I've located
the Bertinelli diamond.
445
00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:29,130
I'm about to own this city.
446
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,065
Not just the East End.
447
00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:33,033
I am thinking big, baby.
448
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,103
And I want you there with me.
449
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,305
We could make our own family.
450
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,273
Mr. Sionis,
451
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,808
the Golden Lions have operated
452
00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:42,576
in Gotham for nearly 100 years.
453
00:25:44,311 --> 00:25:46,947
We have no need
of your protection.
454
00:25:47,014 --> 00:25:49,450
He's gonna regret that.
455
00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,394
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
456
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:02,363
Run it by that
beautiful wife of yours,
457
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,799
and I'll come see you at the
docks, day after tomorrow.
458
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,133
Okay?
459
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,887
Who's having a good time?
You are.
460
00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:28,890
Food is good?
461
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:30,458
Do you need any more cocktails?
462
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:34,195
Your good health.
463
00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:05,426
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
464
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,727
Come on!
465
00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:08,271
He calls her his little bird,
466
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,763
and he's got her wrapped
467
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:12,266
right around
his fancy little finger.
468
00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:18,506
Here you go, Canary.
469
00:27:18,572 --> 00:27:19,673
Thank you.
470
00:27:20,942 --> 00:27:23,644
How do you spell "mercenary"?
471
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,046
Merceninny...
472
00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:28,315
Merceran?
473
00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,424
Singer lady woman!
474
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:40,427
You're really, really good.
475
00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:41,495
Yeah.
476
00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:49,803
Know what a harlequin is?
477
00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:54,742
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
478
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,143
Oof!
479
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,178
Ouch!
480
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:04,118
A harlequin's role
481
00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:07,254
is to serve.
482
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,523
An audience.
483
00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:12,159
A master.
484
00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:18,098
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
485
00:28:19,901 --> 00:28:24,838
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
486
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,616
Yeah, I don't know who
you think I am, lady,
487
00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:36,684
but I'm not her.
488
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,388
Puddin' and I broke up.
489
00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,198
I haven't told that to anyone.
490
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,635
Yeah.
491
00:28:54,702 --> 00:28:56,470
For good this time.
492
00:28:58,172 --> 00:29:01,775
And for the first time
in a long time,
493
00:29:03,044 --> 00:29:05,312
I'm all on my lonesome.
494
00:29:09,918 --> 00:29:11,485
It's great.
495
00:29:14,889 --> 00:29:16,624
Welcome to the club.
496
00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,460
Thanks.
497
00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:23,697
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
498
00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,366
- Yes!
- Yeah?
499
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,002
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
500
00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,269
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
501
00:29:32,573 --> 00:29:34,274
Hey.
502
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,819
We're all good here.
503
00:29:58,766 --> 00:30:01,435
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
504
00:30:01,502 --> 00:30:03,270
No.
505
00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:07,474
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
506
00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:10,277
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
507
00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,621
Are we getting breakfast?
508
00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,323
Hey, buddy,
I'm gonna need some help.
509
00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:14,983
This is my friend.
510
00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,450
I told you all about...
511
00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:17,694
Hey, get the door, man.
I got her, I got her.
512
00:30:17,718 --> 00:30:19,687
- There we go.
- Wait.
513
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,855
Isn't that Joker's girl?
514
00:30:21,923 --> 00:30:22,991
Not anymore.
515
00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:24,258
Got room for one more?
516
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,492
Hey.
517
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,795
Huh?
518
00:30:30,531 --> 00:30:34,234
I don't need your help.
I got this.
519
00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,837
You got this?
You sure about that?
520
00:30:36,905 --> 00:30:38,907
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
521
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,278
Uh...
522
00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:55,456
You got this!
523
00:30:57,058 --> 00:30:59,460
You motherfucker!
524
00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:02,931
Whoo!
525
00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:09,403
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
526
00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:12,606
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
527
00:31:12,673 --> 00:31:14,408
All these years,
I thought she was just
528
00:31:14,475 --> 00:31:16,911
a pretty face
and a fine set of lungs.
529
00:31:18,612 --> 00:31:20,347
Ooh.
530
00:31:20,414 --> 00:31:25,220
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
531
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,695
That's my little bird.
532
00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:41,169
Don't touch what you can't
afford, mister.
533
00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,436
Shut up.
534
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:47,374
Oh, songbird.
535
00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:49,543
You drive as good as you fight?
536
00:31:52,147 --> 00:31:53,647
Who's asking?
537
00:31:53,714 --> 00:31:55,282
The boss.
538
00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:57,018
You're getting promoted.
539
00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:01,588
You're his new driver.
540
00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:04,192
Huh. Thanks,
but I think I'm good
541
00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:05,459
with the singing gig.
542
00:32:05,526 --> 00:32:07,528
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
543
00:32:08,562 --> 00:32:12,766
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
544
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,435
So,
that's how Canary got herself a job
545
00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:18,405
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
546
00:32:18,472 --> 00:32:21,708
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
547
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:24,611
without the help of yours truly.
548
00:32:31,953 --> 00:32:32,953
Morning.
549
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:45,809
You're
the one who wanted the kid!
550
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,534
I never wanted her!
551
00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:51,705
Let me guess. Parents?
552
00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:53,707
Foster parents.
553
00:32:53,774 --> 00:32:54,775
Right.
554
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:57,678
Sorry, kid.
555
00:32:57,744 --> 00:33:00,480
Sorry about your face.
556
00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:02,984
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
557
00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:06,453
You should've seen
the other guy.
558
00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,691
Uh...
559
00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:11,859
I want
560
00:33:11,926 --> 00:33:13,727
that kid out of
my fucking house!
561
00:33:13,794 --> 00:33:16,496
You know, kid,
not every day is gonna be like this.
562
00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:18,732
You just gotta hang in there.
563
00:33:24,705 --> 00:33:26,473
Get something to eat.
564
00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:30,711
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
565
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,200
Don't talk to me like that.
566
00:33:43,824 --> 00:33:45,459
Canary spends the next week
567
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,963
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
568
00:33:58,106 --> 00:33:59,740
Ew. Okay.
569
00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:01,175
What she didn't know
570
00:34:01,242 --> 00:34:02,877
is that driving
Mr. Face-peely-pants
571
00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:05,412
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
572
00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:07,916
of my favorite little piggy.
573
00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:09,716
Dinah Lance?
574
00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:11,052
Who the hell are you?
575
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:14,721
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
576
00:34:17,091 --> 00:34:21,162
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
577
00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:22,663
Oh, really?
578
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,932
He told me that there was
579
00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:27,168
a shipment coming in.
A diamond.
580
00:34:27,235 --> 00:34:30,305
A very special diamond.
581
00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:33,707
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
582
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,912
Do you know
who you're working for?
583
00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,579
You're damn right, I do.
He's the man who
584
00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,581
gave me a job.
Took me off the streets.
585
00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:44,451
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
586
00:34:44,518 --> 00:34:47,322
A criminal. A murderer.
587
00:34:47,388 --> 00:34:48,655
What would your mother think of
588
00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:50,791
you working for
a guy like that, huh?
589
00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:53,061
You have the same power she had.
590
00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:54,929
Don't you think she
would want you to use it?
591
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,863
The hell do you know
about my mother?
592
00:34:56,931 --> 00:34:59,968
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
593
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,636
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
594
00:35:02,703 --> 00:35:05,106
She was a damn good woman.
595
00:35:05,173 --> 00:35:06,573
The kind of woman
596
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,043
who put everyone else's lives
before her own.
597
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:11,812
And when she was found
dead in the street,
598
00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:15,950
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
599
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,952
Now you wanna come
and knock on my door
600
00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:19,921
and ask me to help you out
601
00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:22,123
and make the same
mistake she did?
602
00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:26,793
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
603
00:35:28,196 --> 00:35:29,964
That's fair enough.
604
00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:32,100
And I'm sorry for your loss.
605
00:35:33,434 --> 00:35:35,802
For the record,
606
00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:39,273
that would never happen
on my watch.
607
00:35:41,842 --> 00:35:44,511
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
608
00:35:44,578 --> 00:35:47,015
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
609
00:35:47,081 --> 00:35:49,516
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
610
00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,586
It sure did, boss.
611
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:54,554
It sure fucking did.
612
00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:57,058
Crossbow Killer
613
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:00,261
struck again last night.
614
00:36:00,328 --> 00:36:01,929
Rossi and four of his guys.
615
00:36:01,996 --> 00:36:04,932
People don't kill people I
own without my permission.
616
00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:06,934
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
617
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:08,635
- You know that!
- I know it.
618
00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:09,880
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
619
00:36:09,904 --> 00:36:11,738
Why don't I own
the crossbow guy?
620
00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:14,876
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
621
00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:16,944
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
622
00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,612
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
623
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:21,516
We're just finishing up a little business.
Look around.
624
00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:23,418
- You're late.
- It's fine.
625
00:36:23,484 --> 00:36:25,585
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
626
00:36:25,652 --> 00:36:27,721
No. Isn't this stunning?
627
00:36:29,357 --> 00:36:32,592
That is a Chokwe mask.
628
00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,695
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
629
00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:37,831
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
630
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:38,966
- I've never been.
- Mmm.
631
00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:40,301
I've heard it's beautiful.
632
00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:41,969
- It's dirty.
- Oh...
633
00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:46,174
Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
634
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,641
Shuar of Ecuador.
635
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,219
They're amazing people.
Surprisingly gentle.
636
00:36:49,243 --> 00:36:51,245
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
637
00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:53,647
Mmm. They boil the
heads of their enemies
638
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,582
and they make
these little fellas.
639
00:36:55,649 --> 00:36:57,289
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
640
00:36:57,351 --> 00:37:00,720
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
641
00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:02,490
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
642
00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:04,525
And now he's just an
ornament in my living room.
643
00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:06,693
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
644
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,362
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
645
00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:11,099
As you can see,
they have all the acupuncture points.
646
00:37:11,165 --> 00:37:14,235
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
647
00:37:14,302 --> 00:37:17,505
Ace Chemicals got blown
sky high last night.
648
00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:18,940
All right, all right,
649
00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:21,209
let's find the Crossbow Killer.
I get it.
650
00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:23,111
Is he an acupuncture model, too?
651
00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:24,845
He is not an acupuncture model.
652
00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,414
This is a statue of me.
653
00:37:26,481 --> 00:37:28,125
It was made by a very
famous Gotham artist...
654
00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:30,851
Harley Quinn did it.
655
00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:33,321
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
656
00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:35,123
They split.
657
00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,758
What's wrong with you, Victor?
658
00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:41,896
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
659
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,932
This is spectacular news!
660
00:37:44,999 --> 00:37:47,401
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
661
00:37:47,468 --> 00:37:48,936
Have the boys go find her.
662
00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,837
Round her up, bring her back.
I want her.
663
00:37:50,905 --> 00:37:52,874
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
664
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,409
Something super-duper
important, okay?
665
00:37:55,476 --> 00:37:56,810
- Okay.
- I'll go with you.
666
00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,678
- Yeah, go with Victor.
- It's just a pickup.
667
00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:00,281
No, he's harmless.
668
00:38:00,348 --> 00:38:02,617
Do as you're told. Go.
669
00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:18,533
All right.
We can go.
670
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,934
I'll take that.
671
00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,536
Mr. S said for me
to hold on to it.
672
00:38:21,602 --> 00:38:23,437
Go get your car.
673
00:38:25,439 --> 00:38:29,110
That rock.
That rock's about to become the key
674
00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,677
to whether or not I live to
675
00:38:30,744 --> 00:38:32,947
enjoy my newfound independence.
676
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,885
Get off me.
677
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:39,387
What the hell
are you doing here?
678
00:38:39,453 --> 00:38:41,122
You're not the only one
who makes money
679
00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:43,391
off of dumb, rich,
white people.
680
00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:44,959
Well, you know what?
681
00:38:45,026 --> 00:38:46,769
One day you're gonna pick
the wrong pocket, sis.
682
00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:49,096
Okay. Whatever.
683
00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:53,668
Dumb-ass kids.
684
00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,638
Excuse me. Sorry.
685
00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:09,283
I really like your earrings.
686
00:39:09,350 --> 00:39:10,850
Why, thank you.
687
00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,754
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
688
00:39:17,158 --> 00:39:18,292
Get off of me!
689
00:39:18,359 --> 00:39:20,995
That little girl took my watch.
690
00:39:21,062 --> 00:39:22,997
I didn't do nothing.
691
00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:26,742
Where the fuck's the diamond?
692
00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,369
I just fucking had it.
693
00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,271
Cass!
694
00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:33,574
Wait!
695
00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:35,009
Wait, wait!
696
00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:37,712
Halt!
697
00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:39,813
Fuck!
698
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,867
In the storytelling business,
699
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:04,105
this dummy
swallowing that diamond
700
00:40:04,171 --> 00:40:07,908
is called a complication.
701
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:11,811
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
702
00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:15,815
Parley?
703
00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,088
We lost the diamond.
704
00:40:21,155 --> 00:40:22,256
What?
705
00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,958
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
706
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:26,327
We never even
got our hands on it.
707
00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:28,862
Ow!
708
00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:31,798
Help!
709
00:40:31,865 --> 00:40:33,867
Get out!
Get out of here!
710
00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:36,070
You, too! Go!
With your fucking sage
711
00:40:36,137 --> 00:40:38,539
stinking my place up.
Fuck off!
712
00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,241
Here she is.
713
00:40:40,308 --> 00:40:41,309
She's a child!
714
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,619
- Mr. Sionis.
- She's just a kid.
715
00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:44,211
She's... What?
716
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,089
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
717
00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:47,415
Fuck off! Get out.
718
00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:49,116
Fucking out!
719
00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,885
Fuck!
These are my things.
720
00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:52,586
- This diamond is my things.
- Yes.
721
00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,121
My things!
722
00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:55,923
Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
723
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:57,658
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
724
00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:58,926
Why?
725
00:41:00,428 --> 00:41:02,430
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
726
00:41:03,531 --> 00:41:05,032
I promise.
727
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:10,137
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
728
00:41:11,505 --> 00:41:13,641
Blow off a little steam.
729
00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:16,610
Yeah, I have wanted to do
that for quite some time.
730
00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:21,248
Okay.
I'll go get changed.
731
00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,199
Shit, Cass.
732
00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:46,607
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
733
00:41:46,674 --> 00:41:48,976
We're working on it.
734
00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:51,879
Now, let's go have a little fun.
735
00:41:56,684 --> 00:42:01,589
Harleen Quinzel.
736
00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:02,656
Whoo!
737
00:42:04,058 --> 00:42:05,393
Hiya, Romy.
738
00:42:06,594 --> 00:42:09,163
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
739
00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,974
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
740
00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:13,801
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
741
00:42:13,868 --> 00:42:15,369
Breaking his driver's legs.
742
00:42:15,436 --> 00:42:17,438
There's that time
I called it an "expresso."
743
00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:19,665
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
744
00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:26,180
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
745
00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:28,482
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
746
00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:30,818
You're gonna do that
thing where you open up
747
00:42:30,886 --> 00:42:32,386
a weird-ass case
of torture devices
748
00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:34,955
while inexplicably
detailing your master plan
749
00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:36,290
and how I don't fit into it.
750
00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:37,725
I'm building a better...
751
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,326
Seriously, you don't have to.
Really!
752
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,861
You're building
a criminal empire
753
00:42:40,928 --> 00:42:42,763
because Daddy kicked
you out of Janus Corp.
754
00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,608
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
755
00:42:44,632 --> 00:42:46,443
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
756
00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:49,603
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
757
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:51,715
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
758
00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:54,041
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
759
00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,243
Now you're gonna say
that you wanna kill me
760
00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:58,212
to set an example.
Christ, you're boring.
761
00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,981
- I wanna kill you...
- Shit.
762
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:03,350
Because without
the Joker around,
763
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,487
I can.
764
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:12,460
For all your noise and bluster,
765
00:43:12,526 --> 00:43:13,929
you're just a silly little girl
766
00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:15,996
with no one around
to protect her.
767
00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:22,336
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
768
00:43:22,403 --> 00:43:23,939
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
769
00:43:24,004 --> 00:43:25,749
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
770
00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,651
Come on. There's gotta be something,
771
00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:30,177
Something we can figure out. Hey!
772
00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:32,446
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
773
00:43:32,513 --> 00:43:34,033
You lost something.
I heard you say it.
774
00:43:34,081 --> 00:43:35,282
A diamond.
775
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,122
Yeah.
776
00:43:43,257 --> 00:43:45,459
I can help you find it.
777
00:43:45,526 --> 00:43:48,662
Seriously.
Look in my pocket.
778
00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,234
Other pocket.
779
00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:04,178
I'm starting up my own business.
780
00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:05,845
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
781
00:44:10,117 --> 00:44:12,954
I know the East End
better than anybody.
782
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:16,190
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
783
00:44:16,257 --> 00:44:18,459
Mr. J once lost
a rare photograph
784
00:44:18,526 --> 00:44:19,961
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
785
00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:22,162
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
786
00:44:22,229 --> 00:44:24,365
If you let me go,
787
00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:28,369
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
788
00:44:28,435 --> 00:44:30,571
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
789
00:44:30,638 --> 00:44:32,506
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
790
00:44:32,573 --> 00:44:35,175
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
791
00:44:35,242 --> 00:44:36,710
You're so tiresome!
792
00:44:38,212 --> 00:44:39,847
If you want my mercy,
793
00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:43,384
shut that hole in the middle
of your face and listen.
794
00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:46,287
You're gonna get me my diamond.
795
00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:17,193
I will be waiting.
796
00:45:19,453 --> 00:45:21,121
The diamond.
797
00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:23,691
Romy, Roman.
798
00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:26,713
I will be waiting.
799
00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:39,340
I'll give you till midnight.
800
00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:42,710
And then I'm gonna peel
off that pretty face
801
00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:44,545
and pickle it.
802
00:45:45,112 --> 00:45:46,480
Okay?
803
00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:51,151
Call me old-fashioned,
804
00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:52,720
but I always thought the guy
805
00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:54,622
was meant to get
the girl a diamond.
806
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:02,529
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
807
00:46:02,596 --> 00:46:04,598
Let's make it half a mil.
808
00:46:04,665 --> 00:46:06,800
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
809
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,038
Send it to every
mercenary in Gotham.
810
00:46:10,105 --> 00:46:12,373
Oh, hey, you're that
singer no one listens to.
811
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,808
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
812
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:35,262
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
813
00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,563
We've got a situation.
814
00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:38,133
This kid,
she's got the diamond.
815
00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:40,101
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
816
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,468
Holy fuck.
817
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:46,707
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
818
00:46:46,774 --> 00:46:48,809
Okay.
Now we're good.
819
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:53,614
Cell seven.
820
00:46:58,619 --> 00:47:00,955
Thanks, doll.
You're a peach.
821
00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:04,758
Hey, I know that guy.
822
00:47:23,711 --> 00:47:26,480
Access denied.
Access denied.
823
00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:28,682
Access denied.
Access denied.
824
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,618
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
825
00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:34,354
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
826
00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,393
Hmm. Perfect.
827
00:47:54,575 --> 00:47:55,977
Hold up, hold up.
828
00:47:56,044 --> 00:47:57,687
- Remember me?
- She stole my car!
829
00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:59,322
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
830
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,958
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
831
00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:02,884
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
832
00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:05,120
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
833
00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:06,888
Yeah, sorry about that.
834
00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,355
You're dead!
835
00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:09,323
I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
836
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:11,358
Hey, kid.
837
00:48:11,425 --> 00:48:12,693
You're that psycho
838
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,971
- from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
839
00:48:13,995 --> 00:48:15,596
Are you Cassandra Cain?
840
00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:16,797
Yeah.
841
00:48:28,475 --> 00:48:29,878
I need to know where...
842
00:48:41,089 --> 00:48:42,190
Hold, please.
843
00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:44,092
Harley...
844
00:50:04,705 --> 00:50:05,706
Hmm.
845
00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,445
I got you,
you little shit.
846
00:50:12,914 --> 00:50:13,915
Who are you guys?
847
00:50:15,449 --> 00:50:16,750
Go, go, go.
848
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,122
Keep the kid alive.
849
00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:20,847
Mmm!
850
00:52:22,743 --> 00:52:24,245
A little help.
851
00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:31,952
Mmm...
852
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,698
Does she have to keep running?
853
00:53:13,461 --> 00:53:16,431
Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.
854
00:53:18,565 --> 00:53:19,833
You!
855
00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:20,801
You!
856
00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:22,736
Step away from the kid.
857
00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:24,906
Drop it.
858
00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:26,740
The phone?
859
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:28,642
Sure.
860
00:53:42,656 --> 00:53:43,690
Mmm.
861
00:54:03,411 --> 00:54:05,346
Whoa.
862
00:54:05,413 --> 00:54:06,813
Oh, good.
You're awake.
863
00:54:06,881 --> 00:54:08,849
Toss that for me, will ya?
864
00:54:22,263 --> 00:54:24,565
What the fuck?
865
00:54:24,631 --> 00:54:26,501
Who did I just blow up?
866
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,569
Either someone
who wants me dead,
867
00:54:28,635 --> 00:54:30,004
or someone looking to collect
868
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:32,373
the half-million dollar reward
on your head.
869
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,308
Half a million dollars?
870
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,877
Yeah.
871
00:54:35,943 --> 00:54:38,212
Do I look like I'm worth
half a million dollars?
872
00:54:38,279 --> 00:54:40,414
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
873
00:54:40,481 --> 00:54:42,383
Now, uncuff me.
874
00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:44,118
Oh, sure.
875
00:54:44,185 --> 00:54:45,586
As soon as you
give me the diamond.
876
00:54:45,652 --> 00:54:47,355
What diamond?
877
00:54:53,727 --> 00:54:55,129
Fuck you!
878
00:54:56,730 --> 00:54:58,099
Look at me.
879
00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:02,136
What?
880
00:55:02,203 --> 00:55:04,572
I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
881
00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:05,781
The inflection in your voice,
882
00:55:05,805 --> 00:55:07,175
the way you can't
hold eye contact,
883
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:08,552
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
884
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,011
all suggest that you do.
885
00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:12,547
Now, you can give it to
me, or I can give you
886
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:14,115
to the man
that diamond belongs to.
887
00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:16,384
But trust me when I say,
you're not gonna like
888
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,684
what he's gonna do to ya.
889
00:55:18,486 --> 00:55:21,622
Now, hand it over.
890
00:55:21,688 --> 00:55:24,091
Yeah, not gonna happen.
891
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,262
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
892
00:55:28,329 --> 00:55:29,530
One more time.
893
00:55:29,597 --> 00:55:31,365
- I can't give it to you.
- Why not?
894
00:55:31,432 --> 00:55:33,367
Because I ate it, okay?
895
00:55:40,575 --> 00:55:41,775
Yes.
896
00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,012
What are we even doing here?
897
00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,714
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
898
00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,017
This way,
899
00:55:51,452 --> 00:55:53,020
or this way.
900
00:55:55,056 --> 00:55:56,490
That's what I thought.
901
00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:58,326
Also, I'm outta groceries.
902
00:56:01,795 --> 00:56:04,764
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
903
00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:06,968
Hey, where did you get...
904
00:56:07,034 --> 00:56:09,370
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
905
00:56:09,437 --> 00:56:11,272
you haven't even
thought about my left.
906
00:56:11,339 --> 00:56:13,740
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
907
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:20,114
I'll have to learn that one.
908
00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:22,749
Can we get this?
909
00:56:22,816 --> 00:56:25,152
You're not gonna try to
run, are you?
910
00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:27,588
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
911
00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:28,990
I figure I'm better off with
912
00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:30,591
the person who's not
gonna cut me open.
913
00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:33,694
Fine. But if you try to
run, I will kill you.
914
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,097
I do not care that you're a kid.
915
00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:41,068
I saw that.
916
00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:44,005
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
917
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:47,375
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
918
00:56:47,441 --> 00:56:51,212
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
919
00:56:51,279 --> 00:56:53,748
How'd you do it?
Come on, tell me.
920
00:56:53,813 --> 00:56:55,516
Woman to woman.
921
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:59,720
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
922
00:56:59,786 --> 00:57:01,555
I mean,
how do I be like you?
923
00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:05,893
Well, except for the crazy part.
But other than that.
924
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,030
Number one,
no one is like me.
925
00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:10,830
If you wanted to
even come close,
926
00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,242
you would have to
go to medical school.
927
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:15,303
Become a psychiatrist,
work in an asylum.
928
00:57:15,369 --> 00:57:16,803
Fall in love with your patient,
929
00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:18,805
break said patient
out of said asylum.
930
00:57:18,873 --> 00:57:20,541
Begin a life of crime.
931
00:57:20,608 --> 00:57:22,319
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
932
00:57:22,343 --> 00:57:24,211
Get arrested by the Batman.
933
00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:25,989
Go back to jail,
get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.
934
00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:27,691
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
935
00:57:27,715 --> 00:57:30,017
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
936
00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,986
and going out on your own.
937
00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:36,691
Number two...
938
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,326
Six bucks for tap water
939
00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,994
with a fucking cucumber stick
in it?
940
00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,228
That's crazy.
941
00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:45,132
I'm not shopping at this store.
942
00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:48,835
I'm robbing this store.
943
00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:51,539
Consider this your first lesson.
944
00:57:51,605 --> 00:57:53,874
Paying is for dummies.
945
00:58:00,047 --> 00:58:01,582
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
946
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,351
Move it!
947
00:58:08,689 --> 00:58:10,291
Whoops. Ah...
948
00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:15,363
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
949
00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:19,866
Lotus flower!
950
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:22,370
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
951
00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:24,505
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
952
00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:26,574
He knows everything
and everyone.
953
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,385
Nothing happens around here,
let me tell you,
954
00:58:28,409 --> 00:58:29,977
without Doc knowing about it.
955
00:58:30,044 --> 00:58:33,080
And he happens to be
the only person
956
00:58:33,147 --> 00:58:34,982
who actually cares about me.
957
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,717
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
958
00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:38,285
She's been ordering #32
959
00:58:38,352 --> 00:58:40,488
with extra chili for many years.
960
00:58:40,554 --> 00:58:41,622
Lesson number two,
961
00:58:41,689 --> 00:58:43,557
you always want
extra chili with #32.
962
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:45,535
So you don't
have to taste his cooking.
963
00:58:45,559 --> 00:58:48,496
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
964
00:58:48,562 --> 00:58:50,865
Everyone's looking for you.
And you.
965
00:58:50,931 --> 00:58:52,833
We know.
966
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:56,337
I'm telling you,
if you want boys to respect you,
967
00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:59,006
you have to show them
that you're serious.
968
00:58:59,073 --> 00:59:02,543
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
969
00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:05,012
Nothing gets a guy's
attention like violence.
970
00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:07,181
Shut that door.
Lock it.
971
00:59:07,248 --> 00:59:09,617
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
972
00:59:20,428 --> 00:59:21,929
This place...
973
00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:24,007
Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
974
00:59:24,031 --> 00:59:25,966
Is so fucking dope.
975
00:59:27,802 --> 00:59:30,704
Oh, shit.
Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
976
00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:34,041
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
977
00:59:34,108 --> 00:59:36,844
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
978
00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:39,046
Aren't you,
my little baby?
979
00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:41,115
Aren't you, Brucey?
Yes.
980
00:59:41,182 --> 00:59:43,083
I love you.
981
00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:48,022
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
982
00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:52,359
Who, that? It's Cass.
983
00:59:54,962 --> 00:59:56,330
You're so pretty.
984
00:59:58,165 --> 01:00:00,568
Who's this?
985
01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:02,603
It's a beaver.
986
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,671
Hmm.
987
01:00:06,173 --> 01:00:10,444
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
988
01:00:12,346 --> 01:00:13,547
What's this?
989
01:00:17,451 --> 01:00:19,587
It's art.
Don't touch.
990
01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,893
He your ex or something?
991
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,627
You don't know who that is?
992
01:00:28,028 --> 01:00:29,230
The Joker.
993
01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:32,066
The Clown Prince of Crime?
994
01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,734
My former partner in madness?
995
01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:36,270
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
996
01:00:36,337 --> 01:00:38,305
You've never heard of him?
997
01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:40,608
Well, sounds like a dick.
998
01:00:43,744 --> 01:00:44,745
Huh.
999
01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:56,190
Milk.
1000
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:10,304
I'm not going soft or
nothing, but I gotta admit,
1001
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:12,773
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
1002
01:01:23,551 --> 01:01:26,520
Give me a #32.
Mild.
1003
01:01:26,587 --> 01:01:28,556
Uh... Yeah, sure.
1004
01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:51,046
Who are you?
1005
01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:52,513
They call me...
1006
01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:56,051
H...
1007
01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:57,827
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
1008
01:01:57,851 --> 01:01:59,320
I'll make it quick.
1009
01:02:03,357 --> 01:02:05,326
Meet the daughter
of the richest,
1010
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:08,729
most powerful Mafia don
in Gotham City.
1011
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:11,231
Helena Bertinelli.
1012
01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:13,801
Yep, that Bertinelli.
1013
01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:16,804
One day,
she comes home to find
1014
01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:19,506
her whole family
in the living room.
1015
01:02:19,573 --> 01:02:20,674
Momma.
1016
01:02:22,443 --> 01:02:26,814
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
1017
01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:32,087
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
1018
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,520
The guy making the play for
1019
01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:35,823
the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
1020
01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:02,884
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
1021
01:03:02,951 --> 01:03:04,953
the big softy
sneaks her outta there
1022
01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:07,454
and hides her away in Sicily.
1023
01:03:07,521 --> 01:03:09,723
Where she is raised by his own
1024
01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,927
father and brother.
Both assassins.
1025
01:03:20,267 --> 01:03:24,638
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
1026
01:03:25,539 --> 01:03:27,241
So, she starts training.
1027
01:03:29,309 --> 01:03:30,411
When she was ready,
1028
01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:31,812
and by "ready" I mean
1029
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,882
a badass motherfucking
killing machine,
1030
01:03:37,518 --> 01:03:38,819
she moves back to Gotham.
1031
01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:40,554
Starts working
on that kill list.
1032
01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:51,365
She has the murder stuff
down, but the rest?
1033
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,533
Do you know who I am?
1034
01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:55,036
Do you know who I am?
1035
01:03:55,103 --> 01:03:56,570
Still a work in progress.
1036
01:03:59,174 --> 01:04:00,875
Do you know who I am?
1037
01:04:00,942 --> 01:04:02,342
The Crossbow Killer.
1038
01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:03,744
They call me...
1039
01:04:03,811 --> 01:04:05,779
The Crossbow Killer.
1040
01:04:05,846 --> 01:04:07,347
They call me...
1041
01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:10,217
The Crossbow Killer?
1042
01:04:10,284 --> 01:04:11,618
They call me...
1043
01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:15,957
Huntress.
1044
01:04:16,024 --> 01:04:18,492
She calls herself Huntress.
1045
01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:21,462
Fucking fabulous,
if you ask me.
1046
01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:24,264
And who are you looking for?
1047
01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:31,973
Great club.
1048
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,607
Quinn got the girl.
1049
01:04:33,674 --> 01:04:34,675
And?
1050
01:04:35,409 --> 01:04:36,911
And they disappeared.
1051
01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:40,781
Fuck!
1052
01:04:42,183 --> 01:04:43,417
Fuck!
1053
01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,759
What is she laughing at?
1054
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,862
Is she laughing at me?
1055
01:04:54,929 --> 01:04:56,330
She is.
1056
01:04:56,396 --> 01:04:58,166
No, she's not.
She's...
1057
01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:00,567
What are you laughing at, Erika?
1058
01:05:00,634 --> 01:05:02,536
Roman, you gotta hear this.
1059
01:05:02,603 --> 01:05:05,272
- It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
1060
01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:06,573
- Oh.
- Ooh.
1061
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,809
You're being a total kook.
1062
01:05:10,145 --> 01:05:12,080
Get on the fucking table.
1063
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,252
This is my club.
Get up now.
1064
01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:18,752
- Okay.
- Now.
1065
01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,723
Whoa.
1066
01:05:25,059 --> 01:05:26,393
Now, dance.
1067
01:05:32,299 --> 01:05:34,668
Dance.
Dance, Erika!
1068
01:05:34,735 --> 01:05:35,970
Okay.
1069
01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,313
This dress is fucking hideous.
1070
01:05:47,982 --> 01:05:49,050
Take it off.
1071
01:05:51,019 --> 01:05:52,586
Take your dress off.
1072
01:05:54,655 --> 01:05:56,824
Get up there and
fucking cut it off her.
1073
01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,128
Do it now!
1074
01:06:00,195 --> 01:06:02,429
Take her fucking dress off.
1075
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,331
Just rip it off her.
Hurry up!
1076
01:06:04,398 --> 01:06:05,799
Hurry up!
1077
01:06:07,568 --> 01:06:09,237
- Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1078
01:06:09,304 --> 01:06:10,305
Do it.
1079
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,710
Yeah. Beautiful.
1080
01:06:31,993 --> 01:06:34,695
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
1081
01:06:36,898 --> 01:06:39,000
I was just
gonna go look for the girl.
1082
01:06:39,067 --> 01:06:41,336
Oh, no, no, no.
I want you to stay here with me.
1083
01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:44,605
I want you to stay here
with me close.
1084
01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:47,141
You soothe me,
little bird.
1085
01:07:01,622 --> 01:07:02,823
Oh, good.
You got it.
1086
01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,424
Did you trace the messages?
1087
01:07:04,491 --> 01:07:06,727
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
1088
01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,162
and then had it
sent to my office.
1089
01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:11,065
Renee, what were you thinking?
1090
01:07:11,132 --> 01:07:14,168
Roman is the one that put
a price on the kid's head.
1091
01:07:14,235 --> 01:07:15,937
Okay? I had to.
1092
01:07:16,004 --> 01:07:17,372
I can't get into it right now...
1093
01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:19,140
Renee, you need help.
1094
01:07:19,207 --> 01:07:21,242
What are you talking about?
1095
01:07:21,309 --> 01:07:23,543
She's right.
1096
01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:27,148
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
1097
01:07:28,383 --> 01:07:29,783
What?
1098
01:07:29,850 --> 01:07:31,485
I'm sorry.
Okay?
1099
01:07:31,551 --> 01:07:33,388
You gave me no choice.
1100
01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:35,455
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
1101
01:07:36,090 --> 01:07:37,591
You're suspended.
1102
01:07:38,592 --> 01:07:40,794
Your badge and your gun, now.
1103
01:07:44,631 --> 01:07:48,169
If you've ever
watched any cop movie ever,
1104
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:50,771
you know that this is
when shit gets real.
1105
01:07:50,837 --> 01:07:52,773
What's the point of the badge,
1106
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:56,677
when it means fuck all anyway?
1107
01:07:58,679 --> 01:08:00,580
Right, Captain?
1108
01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:02,482
No cop ever gets anything done
1109
01:08:02,549 --> 01:08:04,751
until after they've
been suspended.
1110
01:08:06,921 --> 01:08:08,555
Which would've had me worried,
1111
01:08:08,622 --> 01:08:11,692
only I had
more pressing concerns.
1112
01:08:11,758 --> 01:08:13,460
And that is why
you should never partake
1113
01:08:13,527 --> 01:08:15,862
in paying federal income taxes.
1114
01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,764
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
1115
01:08:21,135 --> 01:08:22,403
Thank you.
1116
01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:24,439
Anyway, lesson 37.
1117
01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:25,907
Why...
1118
01:08:27,342 --> 01:08:28,709
You said they wouldn't find us.
1119
01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:31,745
Chillax.
No one knows we're here.
1120
01:08:31,812 --> 01:08:34,648
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
1121
01:08:34,715 --> 01:08:36,650
Okay.
So they know.
1122
01:08:36,717 --> 01:08:38,019
Let's scram.
1123
01:08:40,455 --> 01:08:41,923
Open the door.
1124
01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:44,158
Holy back door, Beavy.
This is getting outta hand.
1125
01:08:44,225 --> 01:08:45,460
Bruce, come here.
1126
01:08:45,525 --> 01:08:47,085
I can hear you!
Open the door.
1127
01:08:48,096 --> 01:08:49,097
What is that?
1128
01:08:50,298 --> 01:08:52,666
See you in hell, Harley!
1129
01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,904
Get under the table!
1130
01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:01,142
Bruce? Bruce!
1131
01:09:01,209 --> 01:09:02,243
Come here! No!
1132
01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:13,988
Bruce?
1133
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:18,259
Come here, boy.
Bruce?
1134
01:09:21,262 --> 01:09:22,263
Bruce?
1135
01:09:23,998 --> 01:09:24,999
Bruce?
1136
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,870
This doesn't make sense.
1137
01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:31,139
It doesn't make sense.
I don't understand.
1138
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,540
No one knew we were here.
1139
01:09:33,607 --> 01:09:35,143
No one knew we were
here, except...
1140
01:09:36,144 --> 01:09:37,211
Doc.
1141
01:09:37,278 --> 01:09:38,279
Oh, my God. Doc?
1142
01:09:40,381 --> 01:09:42,582
Doc? Where is he?
1143
01:09:44,052 --> 01:09:45,186
Doc?
1144
01:09:45,253 --> 01:09:49,090
I can't find Bruce.
I can't find him. I...
1145
01:09:55,662 --> 01:09:57,432
No.
1146
01:09:57,498 --> 01:09:59,599
I'm sorry, lotus flower.
1147
01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,402
You sold me out?
1148
01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:04,638
Too many people offering
me too much money.
1149
01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:08,809
I have enough now to
open up a new restaurant.
1150
01:10:09,576 --> 01:10:10,945
A really nice one.
1151
01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:12,246
But, Doc,
1152
01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:14,815
it's me.
1153
01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:16,884
It's just business.
1154
01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:47,081
This next bit ain't very pretty.
1155
01:10:48,149 --> 01:10:50,218
- You're right.
- Harley?
1156
01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:52,053
He's right.
1157
01:10:54,322 --> 01:10:55,923
Business is business.
1158
01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:59,293
I've got the kid.
1159
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,561
But I'm gonna need to
1160
01:11:00,627 --> 01:11:02,296
renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
1161
01:11:02,363 --> 01:11:03,931
If I hand her over,
1162
01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,467
I want everyone who's
after me to back off.
1163
01:11:06,534 --> 01:11:09,904
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
1164
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:11,906
and I guarantee your safety.
1165
01:11:11,973 --> 01:11:15,675
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
1166
01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:17,411
Fine.
1167
01:11:17,478 --> 01:11:21,748
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
1168
01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:32,560
Quit judging.
1169
01:11:35,762 --> 01:11:36,964
Zsasz!
1170
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:45,506
Come on, kid.
1171
01:11:45,573 --> 01:11:47,508
Let's get you somewhere safe.
1172
01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:48,708
We got them.
1173
01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:54,382
Little bird!
1174
01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:57,817
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
1175
01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:02,089
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
1176
01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:04,492
Do we have to bring them back?
1177
01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:08,029
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
1178
01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,765
Just bring me back my diamond.
1179
01:12:58,279 --> 01:12:59,280
What is it?
1180
01:13:00,648 --> 01:13:01,848
Nothing.
1181
01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,330
Pull over.
1182
01:13:16,397 --> 01:13:17,598
What?
1183
01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:20,334
Pull the fucking car over now.
1184
01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,538
I gotta take a leak.
1185
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:30,611
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
1186
01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,079
Are you sure?
1187
01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:35,082
Your little bird's
a fucking rat.
1188
01:13:42,290 --> 01:13:44,292
You want me to kill her?
1189
01:13:47,628 --> 01:13:48,696
No.
1190
01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,965
No. No.
1191
01:13:51,032 --> 01:13:52,967
I'll come to you.
1192
01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:31,205
I thought we were friends.
And you...
1193
01:14:31,272 --> 01:14:32,940
You saw what it's
like for me out there.
1194
01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:34,675
I didn't have a choice.
1195
01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:37,978
And if you go before he gets
here, everything will be fine.
1196
01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:41,315
Harley.
1197
01:14:41,382 --> 01:14:44,118
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
1198
01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,563
That was fast.
1199
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,468
She's in...
1200
01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:02,002
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1201
01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,538
You? Again?
1202
01:15:13,814 --> 01:15:14,882
Are you drunk?
1203
01:15:14,949 --> 01:15:16,550
Come on.
1204
01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:17,618
Okay.
1205
01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,375
Right in the tit.
1206
01:15:47,314 --> 01:15:49,450
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1207
01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:51,619
Cass.
1208
01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,061
You killed my sandwich!
1209
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:09,537
Bye-bye, birdie.
1210
01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:12,206
Ow!
1211
01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:15,676
No fair.
1212
01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,411
Was that really necessary?
1213
01:16:17,478 --> 01:16:19,413
You don't know her like I do.
1214
01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:21,182
Cass?
1215
01:16:25,085 --> 01:16:26,554
Oh, thank God.
1216
01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:28,823
I'm gonna get you outta here.
1217
01:16:28,890 --> 01:16:30,191
Did she really tape you
1218
01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:32,059
- to a damn toilet?
- Mmm-hmm.
1219
01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:34,795
Hmm.
1220
01:16:34,862 --> 01:16:36,430
This is nice.
1221
01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,099
You're still conscious.
1222
01:16:41,202 --> 01:16:42,536
You can still feel?
1223
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:45,706
Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
1224
01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:51,612
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
1225
01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:04,124
I got one
1226
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,293
for all the little birds
1227
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:10,130
I helped fly away
from this world.
1228
01:17:10,197 --> 01:17:13,033
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
1229
01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:15,703
Right here.
1230
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:21,886
You're gonna have to be quiet.
1231
01:17:21,910 --> 01:17:23,077
- Ow!
- Hi.
1232
01:17:23,143 --> 01:17:24,612
What are you guys doing?
1233
01:17:28,582 --> 01:17:31,519
Oh, I know where the diamond is.
1234
01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:34,755
Is that rock still inside you?
1235
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,393
Oh, God.
1236
01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:43,531
Stop.
1237
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,167
The hell, Zsasz?
1238
01:17:47,936 --> 01:17:49,103
Cut her open.
1239
01:17:49,169 --> 01:17:50,604
Stop fucking around.
1240
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,039
You heard me.
1241
01:17:52,106 --> 01:17:54,408
Cut her fucking open.
1242
01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:57,478
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
1243
01:17:57,545 --> 01:17:59,915
You're a filthy fucking rat.
1244
01:17:59,981 --> 01:18:01,515
I'm a rat?
1245
01:18:01,582 --> 01:18:05,152
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
Roman's little bird.
1246
01:18:05,219 --> 01:18:07,621
You little fucking bird.
1247
01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:10,357
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
1248
01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:15,329
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1249
01:18:16,898 --> 01:18:19,968
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1250
01:18:20,035 --> 01:18:21,268
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1251
01:18:21,335 --> 01:18:22,636
Prove it to me.
1252
01:18:23,905 --> 01:18:26,206
Rip open her little tummy.
1253
01:18:26,273 --> 01:18:27,775
Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
1254
01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,177
Now! Rip it open!
1255
01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,793
You piece of shit!
1256
01:18:54,101 --> 01:18:55,302
Freeze!
1257
01:18:59,173 --> 01:19:00,608
Don't fucking move.
1258
01:19:03,011 --> 01:19:04,645
Who the fuck are you?
1259
01:19:11,819 --> 01:19:12,887
Go get the kid.
1260
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:14,455
All right.
1261
01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:16,333
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1262
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,960
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1263
01:19:19,027 --> 01:19:21,062
Shoot them, kid.
1264
01:19:21,128 --> 01:19:25,000
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1265
01:19:25,066 --> 01:19:28,135
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1266
01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:29,871
Okay.
1267
01:19:29,938 --> 01:19:32,239
I don't know what
the fuck is going on.
1268
01:19:32,306 --> 01:19:33,841
But I know
that this shit stick...
1269
01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:37,478
Just tried to gut me.
1270
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,480
And you.
1271
01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:43,384
Thought you were different.
1272
01:19:46,153 --> 01:19:47,554
I'm sorry, kid.
1273
01:19:49,891 --> 01:19:52,660
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1274
01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:00,634
Ooh!
1275
01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:02,703
Ooh, I'm back.
1276
01:20:02,770 --> 01:20:04,672
Okay, I feel like
I've just walked in on
1277
01:20:04,738 --> 01:20:06,258
something I don't
give two shits about.
1278
01:20:06,306 --> 01:20:07,474
This guy's dead,
so I'm just
1279
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,977
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1280
01:20:09,044 --> 01:20:11,645
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1281
01:20:11,712 --> 01:20:13,847
Excuse me?
I work for Sionis?
1282
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:18,153
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1283
01:20:18,218 --> 01:20:19,586
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
1284
01:20:19,653 --> 01:20:21,288
I was going to trade the kid.
1285
01:20:21,355 --> 01:20:23,158
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin.
Huh?
1286
01:20:23,223 --> 01:20:24,391
I'm not proud of what I did,
1287
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,226
but I had
half the city after me.
1288
01:20:26,293 --> 01:20:28,195
Even the fucking
Crossbow Killer.
1289
01:20:28,262 --> 01:20:29,998
I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
1290
01:20:30,065 --> 01:20:31,265
Whoa.
1291
01:20:33,001 --> 01:20:34,102
They call me...
1292
01:20:34,169 --> 01:20:35,736
Helena Bertinelli.
1293
01:20:35,803 --> 01:20:36,670
For fuck's sake.
1294
01:20:36,737 --> 01:20:38,806
As in the Bertinelli massacre?
1295
01:20:38,873 --> 01:20:42,877
Sheesh kebab.
That is childhood trauma, right there.
1296
01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:50,651
I killed Galante.
1297
01:20:54,421 --> 01:20:56,091
I killed his firing squad.
1298
01:21:01,062 --> 01:21:03,664
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1299
01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:10,872
And now I'm done.
1300
01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:13,807
Bravo.
1301
01:21:18,846 --> 01:21:20,614
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1302
01:21:20,681 --> 01:21:23,017
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
1303
01:21:23,084 --> 01:21:24,561
I hate to be the one
to break it to you,
1304
01:21:24,585 --> 01:21:26,921
sweetheart,
but you are not done.
1305
01:21:26,988 --> 01:21:28,056
Who do you think funded.
1306
01:21:28,123 --> 01:21:29,690
Galante's little
power grab, huh?
1307
01:21:29,757 --> 01:21:31,525
Galante was working with Sionis.
1308
01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,895
Roman killed your whole
family looking for that rock.
1309
01:21:33,962 --> 01:21:36,830
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1310
01:21:36,898 --> 01:21:39,533
That diamond is our only
chance of stopping him.
1311
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:40,768
You guys.
1312
01:21:40,834 --> 01:21:43,403
Hey, I think
you should see this.
1313
01:21:45,907 --> 01:21:46,941
Oh.
1314
01:21:47,008 --> 01:21:48,675
It's Sionis.
1315
01:22:01,022 --> 01:22:03,224
We're fucked.
1316
01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,359
He bought himself an army.
1317
01:22:14,035 --> 01:22:15,036
They're all here for me.
1318
01:22:17,205 --> 01:22:18,739
Aren't they?
1319
01:22:25,379 --> 01:22:27,148
- No.
- They're not?
1320
01:22:27,215 --> 01:22:29,416
No, they're not.
1321
01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,019
Do you know what that means?
1322
01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:32,662
That means he's not just
after the kid anymore.
1323
01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:34,122
He's after all of us.
1324
01:22:34,189 --> 01:22:37,025
He's sure as hell after me.
I just robbed him.
1325
01:22:37,091 --> 01:22:40,327
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1326
01:22:40,394 --> 01:22:41,762
And you're dumb enough
1327
01:22:41,829 --> 01:22:43,864
to be building
a case against him.
1328
01:22:43,932 --> 01:22:46,667
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1329
01:22:46,733 --> 01:22:48,435
and let Roman go finger-fishing
1330
01:22:48,502 --> 01:22:50,104
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1331
01:22:51,605 --> 01:22:53,041
we're gonna have
to work together.
1332
01:22:54,309 --> 01:22:55,676
With you?
1333
01:22:55,742 --> 01:22:56,978
Yeah.
1334
01:22:57,045 --> 01:22:58,588
We're gonna work together,
1335
01:22:58,612 --> 01:23:00,332
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1336
01:23:04,285 --> 01:23:05,586
Okay.
1337
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,957
Yeah. Okay.
1338
01:23:11,859 --> 01:23:12,994
Sure.
1339
01:23:13,061 --> 01:23:14,428
Yes!
1340
01:23:14,494 --> 01:23:16,797
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1341
01:23:16,864 --> 01:23:17,865
Mmm-hmm.
1342
01:23:21,602 --> 01:23:24,404
Will this do?
1343
01:23:25,874 --> 01:23:26,874
No.
1344
01:23:26,908 --> 01:23:28,709
Not at all.
1345
01:23:30,879 --> 01:23:32,613
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1346
01:23:32,679 --> 01:23:34,949
That slimy jizznozzle!
I can't believe
1347
01:23:35,016 --> 01:23:36,885
- he took it all!
- We're fucked.
1348
01:23:36,951 --> 01:23:39,486
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1349
01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:46,895
Okay.
1350
01:23:58,273 --> 01:24:03,044
Friends,
brothers, men of Gotham.
1351
01:24:04,112 --> 01:24:08,782
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1352
01:24:08,849 --> 01:24:12,819
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1353
01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:15,622
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1354
01:24:16,857 --> 01:24:18,927
Go show those little bitches
1355
01:24:18,993 --> 01:24:22,796
you don't mess
with Roman Sionis.
1356
01:24:22,863 --> 01:24:26,401
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1357
01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:28,702
The rest you can kill.
1358
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:35,809
Dope.
1359
01:24:37,611 --> 01:24:39,247
Oh, no, no, no.
Not that one.
1360
01:24:39,314 --> 01:24:41,515
Sentimental value.
Try this.
1361
01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:44,953
You're kidding.
1362
01:24:45,019 --> 01:24:46,720
What?
Gotta take care of the girls.
1363
01:24:46,787 --> 01:24:48,598
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1364
01:24:48,622 --> 01:24:50,892
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1365
01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:53,061
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1366
01:24:54,362 --> 01:24:55,729
Hey, nice.
What the hell is up
1367
01:24:55,796 --> 01:24:57,036
with this bow and arrow shtick?
1368
01:24:57,065 --> 01:24:58,532
It's not a fucking
bow and arrow.
1369
01:24:58,598 --> 01:25:00,068
It's a crossbow.
I'm not 12.
1370
01:25:00,134 --> 01:25:01,912
I love this chick.
She's got rage issues.
1371
01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:03,603
I don't have rage issues.
1372
01:25:03,670 --> 01:25:06,274
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1373
01:25:06,341 --> 01:25:09,110
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1374
01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:10,445
Yeah.
1375
01:25:10,510 --> 01:25:12,981
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1376
01:25:17,318 --> 01:25:18,585
Shit. Get down.
1377
01:25:20,388 --> 01:25:21,722
Down here!
1378
01:25:23,424 --> 01:25:24,691
Cass!
1379
01:25:24,758 --> 01:25:26,760
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1380
01:25:26,827 --> 01:25:28,296
Go!
1381
01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:34,168
Holy shit!
1382
01:25:55,189 --> 01:25:56,491
What?
1383
01:25:56,556 --> 01:25:58,625
You are so cool.
1384
01:25:58,692 --> 01:26:00,328
Okay. This way.
1385
01:26:09,137 --> 01:26:10,505
Get ready, ladies.
1386
01:26:21,215 --> 01:26:22,525
Don't worry.
You're gonna make it.
1387
01:26:22,549 --> 01:26:24,018
Okay? Okay.
1388
01:26:24,085 --> 01:26:26,820
What the...
Go! Go, go, go!
1389
01:26:27,522 --> 01:26:28,722
Fuck.
1390
01:26:30,857 --> 01:26:32,060
Shit.
1391
01:26:42,036 --> 01:26:43,304
Whoa. Shit!
1392
01:27:02,689 --> 01:27:04,058
Motherfucker.
1393
01:27:17,371 --> 01:27:19,407
Let me go!
1394
01:27:19,474 --> 01:27:21,075
Gotcha.
1395
01:27:22,243 --> 01:27:23,277
This way!
1396
01:27:23,344 --> 01:27:24,879
Come on. Come on.
It's okay. Come on.
1397
01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:26,948
You shouldn't have to see this.
1398
01:27:27,014 --> 01:27:28,782
Here, hold on to this
for me, okay?
1399
01:27:28,849 --> 01:27:30,151
That's all you think about.
1400
01:27:30,218 --> 01:27:31,978
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1401
01:27:33,087 --> 01:27:35,056
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1402
01:28:17,231 --> 01:28:18,232
Canary!
1403
01:28:19,733 --> 01:28:21,636
You okay?
1404
01:28:21,701 --> 01:28:23,304
We gotta go this way!
1405
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,208
Ugh. More?
1406
01:28:27,275 --> 01:28:29,253
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1407
01:28:29,277 --> 01:28:30,411
Come on.
1408
01:28:37,451 --> 01:28:38,452
Thanks.
1409
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:53,134
Duck!
1410
01:28:57,438 --> 01:28:58,772
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1411
01:28:59,674 --> 01:29:00,740
Ah, fuck!
1412
01:29:05,845 --> 01:29:07,114
I got him!
1413
01:29:10,585 --> 01:29:11,886
Get back here, kid!
1414
01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:17,091
Who's got the kid?
1415
01:29:29,736 --> 01:29:30,938
Get down!
1416
01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:44,051
Please, no more.
1417
01:29:48,723 --> 01:29:50,157
So, forgive me yet?
1418
01:29:50,224 --> 01:29:51,292
Get off me.
1419
01:29:55,997 --> 01:29:58,299
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1420
01:29:58,366 --> 01:29:59,700
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1421
01:29:59,766 --> 01:30:01,068
Really?
1422
01:30:09,277 --> 01:30:11,054
Down! Get down!
1423
01:30:11,078 --> 01:30:12,647
You're okay.
You're okay.
1424
01:30:12,713 --> 01:30:15,316
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1425
01:30:17,784 --> 01:30:19,020
Get off!
1426
01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:20,454
I got you.
1427
01:30:20,521 --> 01:30:22,156
Ooh!
1428
01:30:22,223 --> 01:30:24,725
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1429
01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:27,695
Harley! No!
Get off me!
1430
01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:28,828
Harley!
1431
01:30:28,896 --> 01:30:30,464
They got the kid.
Shit!
1432
01:30:30,531 --> 01:30:34,969
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1433
01:30:35,036 --> 01:30:36,871
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1434
01:30:36,937 --> 01:30:38,439
Has anyone got any bullets?
1435
01:30:38,506 --> 01:30:40,675
Fuck. I'm out.
1436
01:30:40,741 --> 01:30:43,878
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1437
01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:45,845
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Shit.
1438
01:30:45,913 --> 01:30:47,581
Guys, they're in the car.
1439
01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:49,550
They're getting away.
1440
01:30:49,617 --> 01:30:51,152
- Get in there!
- Get off!
1441
01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,489
Shit! I'm out.
1442
01:30:55,556 --> 01:30:57,258
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1443
01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:02,063
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1444
01:31:02,129 --> 01:31:05,066
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1445
01:31:25,086 --> 01:31:27,388
Told ya she had a killer voice.
1446
01:31:48,743 --> 01:31:49,944
Need a ride?
1447
01:32:15,770 --> 01:32:16,971
Get her!
1448
01:32:47,903 --> 01:32:49,703
Oh!
1449
01:33:00,481 --> 01:33:01,582
Whip me!
1450
01:33:01,649 --> 01:33:02,683
What?
1451
01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,118
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1452
01:33:11,959 --> 01:33:13,160
Kid!
1453
01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:14,728
Harley!
1454
01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,064
Shoot her!
1455
01:33:25,539 --> 01:33:26,807
Harley!
1456
01:33:26,875 --> 01:33:28,915
Hit the brakes!
1457
01:33:48,028 --> 01:33:49,396
No!
1458
01:34:02,776 --> 01:34:03,777
Uh-oh.
1459
01:34:30,804 --> 01:34:32,106
Kid!
1460
01:34:44,051 --> 01:34:45,486
Harley!
1461
01:35:03,270 --> 01:35:04,838
Well,
we always did share
1462
01:35:04,906 --> 01:35:06,240
a love of the dramatic.
1463
01:35:06,307 --> 01:35:07,508
Didn't we?
1464
01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:11,512
And look at us now.
1465
01:35:12,846 --> 01:35:15,449
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1466
01:35:15,516 --> 01:35:18,152
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1467
01:35:20,754 --> 01:35:23,223
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1468
01:35:23,290 --> 01:35:24,658
You're not the type!
1469
01:35:25,994 --> 01:35:29,229
But me?
You need me!
1470
01:35:43,477 --> 01:35:46,580
Here's the thing,
Romy baby.
1471
01:35:48,482 --> 01:35:50,618
Your protection is
based on the fact
1472
01:35:50,684 --> 01:35:52,921
that people are scared of you.
1473
01:35:52,988 --> 01:35:54,889
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1474
01:36:00,361 --> 01:36:03,130
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1475
01:36:03,197 --> 01:36:05,633
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1476
01:36:05,699 --> 01:36:09,104
'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1477
01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:17,711
Shit.
1478
01:36:19,246 --> 01:36:21,016
That was super embarrassing.
1479
01:36:21,082 --> 01:36:22,650
Hmm. Sure was.
1480
01:36:22,716 --> 01:36:26,520
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1481
01:36:28,056 --> 01:36:30,257
I'm sorry, kid.
1482
01:36:30,324 --> 01:36:31,993
And I'm sorry
I tried to sell you.
1483
01:36:32,060 --> 01:36:33,761
That was a dick move.
1484
01:36:35,362 --> 01:36:37,999
For what it's worth,
1485
01:36:38,066 --> 01:36:41,702
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1486
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,238
Ew.
1487
01:36:44,304 --> 01:36:47,307
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1488
01:36:47,374 --> 01:36:48,676
Excuse me!
1489
01:36:48,742 --> 01:36:51,278
I stole something from you.
1490
01:36:51,345 --> 01:36:53,347
You slippery-fingered
little turd.
1491
01:36:53,414 --> 01:36:55,016
I took your ring.
1492
01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:56,417
My ring?
1493
01:36:59,087 --> 01:37:00,287
Dope.
1494
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:22,143
Cass! Harley!
1495
01:37:22,209 --> 01:37:23,644
We're okay.
1496
01:37:27,281 --> 01:37:28,816
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1497
01:37:29,616 --> 01:37:31,518
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1498
01:37:31,585 --> 01:37:33,721
Good. Fuck that guy.
1499
01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:35,556
Yeah. Tacos?
1500
01:37:36,724 --> 01:37:38,126
No, but seriously.
1501
01:37:38,193 --> 01:37:40,061
You were very impressive
with that bow.
1502
01:37:40,128 --> 01:37:41,261
Very impressive.
1503
01:37:41,328 --> 01:37:42,568
It's a crossbow.
1504
01:37:42,629 --> 01:37:43,974
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
1505
01:37:43,998 --> 01:37:45,475
- Mmm-hmm.
- Morning margaritas!
1506
01:37:45,499 --> 01:37:46,676
Thank you. I got you.
1507
01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:47,878
- You drink, right, kid?
- Yeah.
1508
01:37:47,902 --> 01:37:49,403
I don't think so.
1509
01:37:49,470 --> 01:37:51,505
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1510
01:37:51,572 --> 01:37:53,108
- Really?
- Yeah.
1511
01:37:53,174 --> 01:37:54,641
Oh, great name.
1512
01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:55,743
Wow.
1513
01:37:55,809 --> 01:37:58,412
Um... I really like
how you were able
1514
01:37:58,479 --> 01:38:00,581
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1515
01:38:00,647 --> 01:38:02,207
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Yeah.
1516
01:38:02,249 --> 01:38:04,018
- Thanks.
- Oh, um...
1517
01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:06,520
Thanks for the car.
1518
01:38:07,989 --> 01:38:09,556
You're welcome.
1519
01:38:09,623 --> 01:38:11,558
Kid, if that burrito
doesn't make you shit,
1520
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:13,660
I don't know what will.
1521
01:38:15,429 --> 01:38:16,463
Give me a minute.
1522
01:38:18,233 --> 01:38:19,433
Yes!
1523
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:22,003
Right.
1524
01:38:23,504 --> 01:38:24,984
I've given her prune
juice, laxatives.
1525
01:38:25,039 --> 01:38:27,341
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1526
01:38:27,407 --> 01:38:29,676
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1527
01:38:30,277 --> 01:38:31,880
Me?
1528
01:38:31,946 --> 01:38:35,482
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1529
01:38:36,817 --> 01:38:38,819
I'm used to it.
1530
01:38:38,887 --> 01:38:42,289
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1531
01:38:43,892 --> 01:38:44,993
Ladies.
1532
01:38:45,059 --> 01:38:46,727
Have fun with that.
1533
01:38:48,029 --> 01:38:50,597
So, what now?
1534
01:38:50,664 --> 01:38:51,966
Sionis is gone,
but it's just
1535
01:38:52,033 --> 01:38:54,135
a matter of time
before some other asshole
1536
01:38:54,202 --> 01:38:55,602
tries to finish what he started.
1537
01:38:55,669 --> 01:38:56,770
Right.
1538
01:38:56,837 --> 01:39:00,208
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1539
01:39:00,275 --> 01:39:02,609
Does she always talk like
the cop in a bad '80s movie,
1540
01:39:02,676 --> 01:39:04,112
or is that just me?
1541
01:39:04,179 --> 01:39:05,280
Fuck you.
And fuck you.
1542
01:39:05,345 --> 01:39:06,680
What?
1543
01:39:06,747 --> 01:39:08,883
I mean,
we were amazing there.
1544
01:39:08,950 --> 01:39:10,251
Yeah! Hell yeah!
1545
01:39:10,317 --> 01:39:13,787
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1546
01:39:13,854 --> 01:39:14,755
Thank you.
1547
01:39:14,822 --> 01:39:16,024
Right.
1548
01:39:16,090 --> 01:39:17,091
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1549
01:39:19,961 --> 01:39:21,095
She stole my fucking car!
1550
01:39:21,162 --> 01:39:22,230
What?
1551
01:39:26,301 --> 01:39:27,668
I'm sorry.
1552
01:39:27,734 --> 01:39:29,304
I know what you're thinking.
1553
01:39:29,369 --> 01:39:31,272
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1554
01:39:31,338 --> 01:39:34,976
But you heard what the cop said.
Sionis is gone.
1555
01:39:35,043 --> 01:39:40,814
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1556
01:39:40,882 --> 01:39:42,392
Montoya's boss picked up
1557
01:39:42,416 --> 01:39:44,185
the gangbangers
at the Booby Trap.
1558
01:39:44,252 --> 01:39:47,654
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1559
01:39:47,721 --> 01:39:48,755
Again.
1560
01:39:54,262 --> 01:39:55,964
It was the kick in
the balls she needed
1561
01:39:56,030 --> 01:39:57,865
to see that she had
nothing to prove
1562
01:39:57,932 --> 01:40:00,500
to those blowhard assholes.
1563
01:40:00,567 --> 01:40:03,137
She quit the same day.
1564
01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:09,743
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1565
01:40:09,810 --> 01:40:12,412
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1566
01:40:13,547 --> 01:40:14,748
She's using it to fund
1567
01:40:14,815 --> 01:40:16,550
a little crime-fighting outfit.
1568
01:40:19,254 --> 01:40:23,557
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1569
01:40:23,624 --> 01:40:26,593
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1570
01:40:28,963 --> 01:40:32,100
The rock itself was worth
a chunk of change,
1571
01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:33,600
so I pawned it.
1572
01:40:33,667 --> 01:40:35,435
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1573
01:40:35,502 --> 01:40:37,105
making waves in the East End.
1574
01:40:41,209 --> 01:40:42,944
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1575
01:40:43,011 --> 01:40:45,512
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1576
01:40:45,579 --> 01:40:46,981
I guess it proves the theory
1577
01:40:47,048 --> 01:40:49,583
that hyenas
really do have nine lives.
1578
01:41:09,569 --> 01:41:13,408
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1579
01:41:13,473 --> 01:41:15,209
Call me a softy.
1580
01:41:16,476 --> 01:41:17,744
I dare ya.
1581
01:41:22,283 --> 01:41:23,650
Mmm!
1582
01:48:41,689 --> 01:48:44,191
Are you dummies
still sitting there?
1583
01:48:44,258 --> 01:48:46,260
Fine. Since you
stuck it out this long,
1584
01:48:46,327 --> 01:48:48,562
I'll tell you
a super-duper secret secret.
1585
01:48:48,629 --> 01:48:50,297
But you can't tell anyone.
1586
01:48:50,364 --> 01:48:52,867
Okay.
Did you know that Batman...