1 00:00:01,553 --> 00:00:03,183 ♪ Who's gonna help when the danger overwhelms ♪ 2 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,800 ♪ And the mysteries are piled high? ♪ 3 00:00:04,832 --> 00:00:06,662 ♪ Who's gonna be around, never gonna let you down ♪ 4 00:00:06,696 --> 00:00:08,726 ♪ When you're on a wild ride? 5 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:10,597 ♪ Your friends are always by your side ♪ 6 00:00:10,631 --> 00:00:15,121 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪ 7 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:18,783 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪ 8 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,611 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek 9 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:26,508 What about... 10 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:27,443 a gorilla! 11 00:00:27,475 --> 00:00:29,785 Nay, a swash-buckling, pirate gorilla! 12 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,312 [ Imitating gorilla grunts ] Yar! 13 00:00:32,342 --> 00:00:36,692 Mmmm, Kelsey, the Muay Thai-borg is, untouchable! 14 00:00:36,726 --> 00:00:38,416 Beep beep beep! Boop! 15 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:42,252 All are defeated by Muay Thai-borg's knees of steel. 16 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:44,533 I think we need a boy with some real sense 17 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:45,801 to settle this dispute. 18 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,118 Hey, Craig! 19 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:48,290 Who'd win in a fight -- 20 00:00:48,324 --> 00:00:51,784 a pirate gorilla or a kick-boxing robot? 21 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:54,640 Hmm, I gotta go with... 22 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:56,085 the pirate gorilla! 23 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:59,645 ♪♪ 24 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,650 [ Both scream ] 25 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:04,372 So did the virus take over your whole body? 26 00:01:04,409 --> 00:01:06,509 No, I got some eyedrops for my eye 27 00:01:06,549 --> 00:01:08,239 so it's not gross anymore. 28 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:11,375 Great, because Tony Mozafari said he saw a zombie 29 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:14,066 by the wading pit, so we're gonna go check it out! 30 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:17,318 Zombie?! Ugh, I can't go to the creek. 31 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:19,423 My mom says I have to wait one more day 32 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,078 just to make sure the infection doesn't spread. 33 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,496 Well, we're real sad you can't come to the creek today, 34 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:26,532 but I think we both agree that it's worth it 35 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:28,669 if we don't have to risk contracting demon eye. 36 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,369 We'll be sure to send you a video of us 37 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,680 disemboweling the zombie! 38 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:34,232 Both: Bye! 39 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:36,366 How you doing, baby guy? 40 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,816 [ Groans ] 41 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:40,377 Sneak attack! 42 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:42,380 Hope you have fun at the space museum. 43 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,242 We will if we ever get out here! 44 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:46,516 Hey! Bernard! Jessica! 45 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:49,524 T-minus one hot minute till take-off! 46 00:01:49,557 --> 00:01:52,147 Dad, are you sure I can't come? 47 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,531 Ew! You're not coming with us. 48 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:55,391 You'll put your gross eye on a telescope 49 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:57,525 and then the whole scientific community will get pink eye! 50 00:01:57,565 --> 00:01:59,495 Hey, you still want to pilot this mission? 51 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,573 Then you leave your brother alone. 52 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:04,504 Say no more! 53 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:05,638 Blahhh! 54 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:08,127 While I deeply care about all of you, 55 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:10,232 I regret that I cannot give you all the kisses. 56 00:02:10,268 --> 00:02:12,508 I can't risk bring germs into space. 57 00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:15,306 Please understand. Bye! I love you all! 58 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,072 Sorry, my guy, I'll bring you home 59 00:02:17,102 --> 00:02:18,382 a souvenir from the gift stop. 60 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:21,664 See you at 1800 hours for dinner! 61 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:23,383 [ Sighs ] 62 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:24,699 Sweetie, I'm sorry you're sick, 63 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,800 but it'll be nice to spend some time together. 64 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:29,527 Yeah. 65 00:02:29,563 --> 00:02:31,813 Mom, can I please go to the creek?! 66 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:33,391 I'll put a plastic bag around my head! 67 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:35,219 Baby, I'm sorry, but you can't. 68 00:02:35,258 --> 00:02:37,228 You gotta stay here and get better. 69 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,680 But I only get, like, 28 hours a week to play there. 70 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:43,162 Every minute is precious. 71 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:46,127 Wow, it's like your part-time job. 72 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,126 But sometimes you have to call in sick. 73 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,449 Why don't we watch "Elemen-teens"? 74 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:54,661 You used to love this movie. 75 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,281 No, thanks. 76 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:58,324 Well, what if we play a board game? 77 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,280 Remember we used to do that when you were little? 78 00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:02,668 I'll even let you win. -Ughhh. 79 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,389 I'm just gonna imagine I'm playing at the creek. 80 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:08,526 Climbin' into the stump... 81 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,497 Adventure... 82 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:12,425 Whee. 83 00:03:12,468 --> 00:03:15,298 Hmm, y'know, back when I used to live in Florida, 84 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,443 your aunt and I would build blanket forts 85 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:19,653 when it got too hot to go outside. 86 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:21,822 Maybe we could do that? 87 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:24,126 I do like building. 88 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:33,209 ♪♪ 89 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:37,317 Now, Craig, are you ready to spend the day chill-laxing 90 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:42,635 with your main mom at the very cozy and exclusive... 91 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:46,120 Fort Williams?! 92 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:48,676 Whoa, Mom! 93 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:50,371 I know. 94 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:53,722 It's so cozy and spacious. 95 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:57,310 It kind of reminds me of a day bed but cooler! 96 00:03:57,340 --> 00:04:01,520 I also made sure we had a very generous view of the TV! 97 00:04:01,551 --> 00:04:02,621 That is generous! 98 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:05,416 I remember this feeling way bigger when I was a kid. 99 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:08,592 I mean, this feels more like a bunker than a fort. 100 00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:10,837 You know, Mom, we do have the whole day. 101 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:13,561 We could make this fort even bigger! 102 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:16,568 Hmm! 103 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:20,291 ♪ Lift the blankets up off the bed now ♪ 104 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:22,779 ♪ Everybody build a fort 105 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:26,584 I'm sure Bernard won't mind if we borrow a few things. 106 00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:34,516 Now, thisis a fort. 107 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:37,420 Brigadier General Mom reporting for duty! 108 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:39,279 Permission to enter Fort Williams! 109 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,323 Greetings, Brigadier General Mom! 110 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:43,560 To keep ourselves safe from interlopers, 111 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:46,533 I'm gonna need to to ask you the following question -- 112 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:48,392 Who's your favorite kid? 113 00:04:48,426 --> 00:04:50,426 Now, you know I don't have a favorite, 114 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:54,192 but if I did, it would have to be Craig! 115 00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:56,644 [ Laughs ] You may enter. 116 00:04:56,675 --> 00:04:58,125 You darn right I may, 117 00:04:58,159 --> 00:05:00,539 I bought half the stuff in this fort, you rascal. 118 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:03,406 First stop, the canteen! 119 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,681 Canteen, canteen, canteen, canteen... 120 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,129 Oh! Wrong way. 121 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:09,648 Canteen, canteen, canteen, canteen! 122 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:11,168 Shh. 123 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:14,797 One moment while I procure one snack for you, ma'am. 124 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,521 [ Clattering ] 125 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:20,597 Here you are, nothing but the finest in pineapple slices. 126 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:23,250 I'm sure the kitchen staff worked very hard 127 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:24,628 to prepare these, 128 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:27,809 but I'm craving something more salty than sweet. 129 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:29,364 Yes, terribly sorry. 130 00:05:29,398 --> 00:05:32,258 'Ey boss, she didn't want the slices! 131 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:33,367 What else we got? 132 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:35,512 Heck, I dunno, how -- how about these? 133 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:38,272 How's he getting through the dishwasher, though? 134 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:40,413 Is this more to your liking? 135 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,273 Oh, yes. 136 00:05:42,307 --> 00:05:43,647 Careful, Mom, that pool noodle 137 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:45,518 one of the load-bearing pillars of the fort. 138 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:48,212 If that goes down, the structural integrity 139 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:51,284 of Fort Williams will be severely compromised. 140 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:53,416 What'chu know about structural integrity? 141 00:05:53,456 --> 00:05:56,316 Structural integrity is the ability of an item 142 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,146 to hold together under a load, 143 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:00,185 including its own weight without breaking 144 00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:02,261 or deforming excessively. -Mm! 145 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:03,642 You want a pretzel? -Yep! 146 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:07,263 ♪ Lift the blankets up off the couch now ♪ 147 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:09,157 ♪ Everybody build a fort 148 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:12,126 Okay, Craig, this is the last shot of the game. 149 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,414 Come on! 150 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:16,203 No! 151 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:17,517 And with that, the final score 152 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:21,519 for this round of basement ski ball is... 153 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,283 Craig, 4, 154 00:06:23,313 --> 00:06:27,423 me, 50! [ Laughs ] 155 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,146 Hey, what's that over there? 156 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,251 Oh, that's the brig! 157 00:06:31,287 --> 00:06:33,187 Uh, what do we need a brig for? 158 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,770 You know, in case someone steps out of line, like you! 159 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:38,709 Or me! Or this guy! 160 00:06:38,743 --> 00:06:42,543 Oh, you're right, he looks like he needs to be locked up. 161 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,646 [ Laughs ] Can't catch me! 162 00:06:46,682 --> 00:06:48,442 Slow down, Slide. 163 00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:49,437 [ Laughs ] 164 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,758 Hmm. 165 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:55,349 Ohhh, no, Craig must've crossed over to the next dimension. 166 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:58,210 I guess it's just me in here now. 167 00:06:58,245 --> 00:06:59,655 Tickle ambush! 168 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:01,795 Yah! -Aah! 169 00:07:01,835 --> 00:07:03,275 [ Laughs ] Come on. 170 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:06,809 Why would I laugh when I'm not even ticklish? 171 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,640 [ Laughs ] 172 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:10,499 Why you laughing so much? I'm not even touching you. 173 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,503 It's the thought that counts. 174 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:14,675 Now that I've collected all the chaos balls, 175 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:18,130 I'll finally make my one wish come true! 176 00:07:18,161 --> 00:07:22,301 No! Not after what you did to our friends! 177 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:24,338 Okay, lemme get this straight, this bad guy 178 00:07:24,374 --> 00:07:25,654 used to be childhood friends 179 00:07:25,686 --> 00:07:28,446 with the good guys and then turned evil because... 180 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,552 Something went down between them about 500 chapters ago. 181 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:34,829 I pretty sure they came out before I was born... 182 00:07:34,868 --> 00:07:36,388 We haven't spent time together like this 183 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:39,251 since you were a teenie-weenie bean-bag baby. 184 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:40,766 It's been nice. 185 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:42,245 [ Knock on door ] 186 00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:44,499 Oh! Someone's at the door. 187 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:46,263 Kelsey, JP! 188 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:47,503 What are you guys up to? 189 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:48,466 What are we up to? 190 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,402 Aren't you gonna ask us about the zombie? 191 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:53,055 Oh, yeah! So what happened with that? 192 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,443 Nothing! 193 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,134 Turns out it was just some creepy old mannequin. 194 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:58,265 Yeah, nobody knows how it got in the creek 195 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,645 but I did take this hand off it's, uh... 196 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:02,267 hand. 197 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:03,829 Uh, is your house being fumigated or something? 198 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,662 Oh, this? Nah! 199 00:08:05,692 --> 00:08:07,802 My mom just stayed in and built a fort with me. 200 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,182 A fort?! 201 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:11,252 Both: Whoa! 202 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,703 My mom says that it's probably the biggest fort 203 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,634 in Williams family history! 204 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,767 Can your mom get any cooler? 205 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:20,257 This fort is the stuff of legends! 206 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,402 Yeah, my mom ispretty cool. 207 00:08:22,432 --> 00:08:25,782 I didn't know she did things like this as a kid. 208 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:28,395 Oh, I would invite y'all in to check it out, 209 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:31,198 but my pink eye's still an issue for a bit. 210 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:32,554 It's not like we could come in anyway. 211 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,481 Yeah, we got to head home for dinner. 212 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,554 Okay, see ya! 213 00:08:36,585 --> 00:08:37,715 Both: Bye! 214 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,348 Wait, did JP say, dinner? 215 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,560 Are these my sheets?! 216 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:43,320 Interlopers! 217 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:45,180 -They're back? -Huh? 218 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:46,534 What is all this? 219 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,600 Fort Williams! 220 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:50,630 And you can't enter without the secret password! 221 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,118 Who's your favorite kid? 222 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,262 Craig. 223 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,781 [ Gasps ] How'd you guess?! 224 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:55,780 I've been in the van for an hour, 225 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,121 now I've got to poo! 226 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,637 Get this stuff out of my way! 227 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:01,676 Hostile interloper! 228 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:03,543 [ Grunts ] 229 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,817 [ Screams ] 230 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:06,654 I leave Earth for one afternoon, 231 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:11,074 and this is what you do to Small Uncle? 232 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,342 How did you get in here? 233 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,659 Through the garage door. 234 00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:15,181 Oh, no, Dad! 235 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,729 Jessica, don't touch anything! 236 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,663 [ Screams ] 237 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:19,766 Craig? 238 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,390 I'll fortify the rear door. 239 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:23,112 You protect the load-bearding noodle! 240 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:24,628 Craig, wait. 241 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,427 [ Panting ] 242 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:30,783 One small step for Duane... 243 00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:32,191 Dad, watch out! 244 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:34,396 Pssssht. One giant step for man -- 245 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:36,605 Yah! [ Screams ] 246 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:40,405 ♪♪ 247 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,791 Mom! The fort Is collapsing! 248 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:44,894 [ Coughs ] We really gotta vacuum! 249 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:48,659 But first, we gotta protect the load-bearing noodle! 250 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:52,141 Maybe it's time to take down Fort Williams. 251 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,767 No! We can't! 252 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,460 I don't understand. 253 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,111 You were so desperate to get back to the creek this morning. 254 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,248 Tomorrow, your eye will be better. 255 00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,627 You won't need the fort. 256 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:02,668 But without the fort, how will I spend time with you? 257 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:07,535 Duane: Whoa! How many pool noodles do we own?! 258 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:10,132 I -- I realized that we don't spend 259 00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:12,341 as much time together as we used to. 260 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:15,130 You're at work and I'm at the creek. 261 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:18,126 And when we're not, Bernard, Jessica, and Dad 262 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:19,549 are always around. 263 00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,144 Today was really fun. 264 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,072 I don't want it to end. 265 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:27,389 Tell you what, now that I know how you feel, 266 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,319 we can make some time to hang out together. 267 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:30,802 Just the two of us. 268 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:34,187 The next rainy day that comes around, that'll be our day, 269 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:36,769 and we'll do something together, deal? 270 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,328 Deal. 271 00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:40,671 Brigadier General Mom requesting permission 272 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,779 to initiate self-destruct sequence. 273 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,055 Permission granted. 274 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:56,413 ♪♪ 275 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,038 [ Laughs ] 276 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:00,562 The house didn't really explode. 277 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:06,114 ♪ When it's time to go to bed 278 00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:10,528 ♪ I know I don't have to feel alone ♪ 279 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:13,706 ♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow 280 00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,302 ♪ At the creek 281 00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:17,299 Just like I drew it.