Melanie: You really proved me wrong.
You fit perfectly into my solid lead bikini.
And it looks great on you.
I can't believe you thought it wouldn't fit.
I'm your reflection. We're the same size.
Gosh, it is such a gorgeous day.
Oh, and I bet the water is so warm.
(gasps) Oh my god, wait!
I have an idea. You should jump in!
Ah! I'll take a Boomerang!
For the Embassy account?
Duh! I'll tag you and everything.
Okay!
One...
two...
-...three. -Ciao!
(splash)
(gurgling)
(bubbling)
Ciao, bitch.
(starts boat, revs engine)
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(metal detector whirring, beeping)
(beep)
(clinking)
(speaking Spanish)
(coins clatter)
(toilet flushing)
♪ ♪
Tati: Ugh!
(Ursula speaking Spanish)
Oh. You're gonna have a great time.
Get to spend some time with the family, meet your cousins.
I'll show you around, show you where
I-I used to go when I was a kid (laughs).
-Where I learned how to park. -Why won't you look at me?
-What? -You don't have the decency
to look your own daughter in the eyes.
No, I-I have to keep my eyes on the road.
Oh, so I have to lay on the road and risk my own life
to get a little bit of love from my father?
No!
Okay...
I'm looking at you.
-(tires screech) -(both scream)
Sorry!
(sighs)
Oh! Are you okay?
I want to go to Niagara Falls.
-What? -I said how long
until we get to Niagara Falls?
Sweetie, that's the other direction.
Niagara Falls. Okay?
Niagara Falls. Okay.
(Bárbara speaking Spanish)
Hmm?
(speaking Spanish)
Hm...
(Andrés speaking)
(Bárbara speaking)
(Spanish echoing)
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(speaking Spanish)
(echoing bang)
(speaking Spanish)
(echoing bang)
(Bárbara and children speaking)
(whoosh)
-(distant dog barking) -(quiet neighborhood chatter)
(knocking, door opens)
(sighs)
(Renaldo speaking)
(mysterious music playing)
(Andrés speaking)
♪ ♪
(sighs)
(door creaks, shuts)
(dog barks)
(speaking Spanish)
(Marlén speaking)
(door opens, shuts)
(Marlén speaking)
-(birds chirping) -(suitcase sliding)
(speaking Spanish)
(eerie music playing)
(Nico speaking)
(Tichi speaking)
(Nico speaking)
-(door creaks) -(man speaking Spanish)
(Nico speaking)
(eerie music continues)
(distant dog barking)
♪ ♪
(light electronica playing)
(lock clicks, door creaks)
(footsteps approach)
(laughs)
(speaking Spanish)
(birds chirping)
(footsteps departing upstairs)
(speaking Spanish)
(Mónica speaking)
(Mónica and Tati laughing)
(click)
(Mónica speaking)
(sighs)
(rattling, rumbling)
(dark music playing)
-(gurgling) -(creature screeching)
(screeching continues)
(phone ringing)
(low screeching)
(speaking Spanish on video)
Tutu! My office, now!
(high heels running)
(speaking Spanish)
Tutu, what is this?
I can't understand a word you're saying.
You're making America look insane.
-Why is your English so weird? -(video continues)
Say something.
(speaking Spanish)
Krissy, Tiff, JJ, why does she sound like that?
Have you been covering for her this whole time?
We just really clicked with her.
She's become part of the family here.
Let Tutu stay.
Let Tutu stay!
All: Let Tutu stay!
-Let Tutu stay! -No!
(trailing off)
Tutu, you're fired.
-Okay. -(gasps)
-It's okay. It's okay. -Melanie: Go!
Never trust a white Latina.
I guess you're hired.
(low growl)
So, do you speak English?
(growls)
-That's good enough. -(growls)
So, this is, uh, this is it. Niagara Falls.
This is Niagara Falls?
Okay.
Okay. Take my picture.
JJ: "Running five minutes late.
So sorry."
Okay, you try.
(growling voice): Running...
I am running...
So sorry.
-(clapping) -Yeah! Good job.
Okay, now let's practice more common English phrases.
-Like... -(snarls)
"Oh! This is so cute!
Where did you get it from?"
"But I have the receipt
and 30 days to return it."
I...
have...
to return...
-To return! -JJ: Okay, maybe that's too much for right now.
Let's stick to more simple common English phrases.
"I am in the room."
"The book is on the table."
-(phone rings) -(growls)
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, I'm in the room. The book is on the table.
(phone buzzing)
-(buzzing stops) -(sighs)
(Ursula on phone)
-Hm? -(Ursula speaking)
Hm?
♪ ♪
(Bárbara speaking Spanish, class responding)
(Bárbara speaking)
(thud)
(rumbling)
(Bárbara speaking)
(crackling)
(class gasping)
(class giggling)
(crackling)
(Renaldo repeating)
Students: Aw...
♪ ♪
-(writing on chalkboard) -(Bárbara speaking)
(Bárbara speaking)
-(gasps) -(students gasping)
-(grunts) -(Bárbara speaking)
(gasping)
(panting)
(students exclaiming)
♪ ♪
(chain rattling)
(students fading)
(muffled yelling)
(dial tone)
(movie music)
(speaking Spanish)
(Renaldo on phone)
(sighs)
(movie music continues, characters speaking)
(shushing)
(phone disconnects)
Ah. (laughs)
(club music playing)
(Nico speaking)
(exhales)
(sighs)
(speaking Spanish)
(laughter)
(Ursula speaking)
(mutters)
(speaking Spanish)
(light laughter)
(laughter)
(coughing)
(mystical music playing)
(laughter)
(Tati speaking)
(sighs)
(laughs)
(Johnny speaking)
(guests gasp)
(insects chirping)
♪ ♪
(blows)
-(muttering) -Hello, cousin.
Now, get the fuck outta my room.
You think I'm some fucking lesbian? Hm?
No. Go.
(pop music playing)
(singing in Spanish)
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(music continues)
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