(peppy Latin music playing)
-(hosts laugh, cheer) -(Spanish singing)
(laughing, cheering)
(speaking Spanish)
-(clapping) -(speaking Spanish)
(speaking Spanish)
-(gasps) -(laughing)
-(Latin music resumes) -(clapping)
(eerie theme playing)
-(speaking Spanish) -(sighs)
(door opens)
(sultry music playing)
(door shuts)
(music stops)
(speaking Spanish)
(sighs)
(groans)
(dramatic music playing)
(box rattling)
♪ ♪
(speaking Spanish)
(water running)
-(curtain slides) -(water stops)
(mysterious music playing)
-(door opens) -Are you trying to see me naked?
-(speaking Spanish) -Get out of here, pervert.
I was about to take a shower.
You were gonna hide in the toilet,
and watch me take a shower and masturbate!
Huh? Thank God I caught you!
Who knows how many times you did this to me already.
(speaking Spanish)
(footsteps approach)
(dog barking outside)
(sighs)
(TV chatter)
(Renaldo speaking)
I don't know what to do now.
Parking was my whole life.
I don't have any other skills.
I feel like I have no purpose.
Yes, I thought of that already,
but I'd only get to park once, at the end of my shift.
And besides, what I miss about valeting
is being part of a team.
Me?
Are you sure? I scare really easily,
and my feelings get hurt really, really easily.
I take things deeply personally, even little things,
and sometimes I-I say things that I shouldn't.
And if things go wrong,
I would turn to you to fix it immediately,
much to the detriment of the project.
So, I think that might be a burden for you.
Really? You mean it?
OK. Beep beep!
(laughs)
(Beatriz speaking Spanish)
Lecturer: In one of my lecture halls
this past Wednesday the 13th, I said
queer people have worn
a single dangly earring
as a signifier of their sexuality
since the dawn of time.
It was just a thought that I had,
an observation that I wanted to share about a minority
that was not my own.
Some students and colleagues
didn't appreciate what I shared.
Ironically, some of the queer ones
with earrings were offended as well,
especially when they said,
"Well, do you have any evidence backing this up?"
And I said, "Well, there's you.
And then there's your friend sitting next to you."
Regrettably, it seems that this was not sufficient,
And that's why I need your help today.
OK, Mr. Robert Roberts.
So, what do you want us to do exactly?
Professor Robert Roberts.
I need you to plant
some evidence at an archaeological site
that would seem to depict
early queer humans wearing
a single dangly earring.
(whooshing)
(music box playing)
♪ ♪
(shatters)
(whoosh)
That's a very interesting story,
but what I see is a queer young man
wearing a single dangly earring.
Uh, I have some ideas I'd like to share.
Renaldo: OK, Mister Professor Robert Roberts,
so we will need two skeletons...
Oh no, three skeletons, just in case.
It's going to be cheaper for you. And...
Hm? OK, that's it.
Tati. In English or Spanish? I'm sorry.
(speaking Spanish)
(laughs)
♪ ♪
(door opens)
(jewelry rattling)
Krissy! JJ! You can handle my returns later.
I just got a call from the Secretary of State.
There's something even more pressing.
Well, what could it be?
I mean, we only have 30 days to return all this stuff.
We need to influence local elections
and make sure their president gets re-elected.
It's what our Founding Fathers would've wanted.
So, we need to start spreading lies
about his opponent in a clear and concise way.
-Okay, so memes? -Yes!
Impact font and everything. Deploy them through Yipi now!
I really need you guys to fucking nail this,
so that I can finally impress the Secretary of State
and become the US Ambassador to Miami.
(sighs) I can't wait.
Working at a pool desk...
getting into a really toxic relationship with Pitbull...
taking weird meetings with conservative Latins.
Oh, all the shrimp I can eat.
Wait, do these memes have to be in Spanish?
-(elevator dings) -How are we supposed to do that?
Just write them in English.
If it's in English, it's for everybody.
(gruff voice): Sorry. Traffic was crazy.
The book is on the table.
Oh my god! Yes, demon!
-Demon's learning! -(clapping)
Did you bring your laptop?
I have 30 days to return.
♪ ♪
(birds chirping)
(kid grunting)
(speaking Spanish)
(thudding)
(muffled yelling)
-(punch lands) -(shuts trunk)
(typing)
(birds chirping)
(door opens)
(Ursula and Andrés speaking)
(Andrés speaking)
-(runway music playing) -(shutters snapping)
(blowing whistle)
(runway music continues)
(voice over PA speaking Spanish)
(both speaking Spanish)
(voice over PA continues)
(lights clicking)
♪ ♪
(Spanish singing)
(toilet flushing)
(sighs)
♪ ♪
(distant dog barking)
(rattling)
(Renaldo speaking)
Tico: Hey, guys!
Pretty spooky day today, huh?
I just wanted to show my commitment to being
an Espooky forever.
OK.
I'll go change.
(laughs) I look stupid, right?
(Renaldo speaking)
♪ ♪
(tent flapping)
(wind blowing)
(speaking Spanish)
♪ ♪
Dr. Robert Roberts: Oh wow.
A single dangly earring on each of them.
Look, rainbow bracelets.
And they died holding hands.
It looks like they were gay
and wearing dangly earrings.
I suppose that proves my thesis.
(speaking Spanish)
-(whooshing) -(chain rattling)
♪ ♪
-(Renaldo speaking) -(chain rattling)
Renaldo!
(music stops)
-Come back! It worked! -Shh!
Tico: I can't believe they bought it!
(Renaldo speaking)
Well, the cat's out of the bag.
Yeah, highly unethical.
Extremely disrespectful to members
of the LGBTQ community.
Even if two, maybe three,
of the people helping me were queer themselves?
♪ ♪
Yes, I understand.
A breach of trust, of course.
Antithetical to everything this university stands for, yes.
And skeletons don't have ears.
Yes, as an archaeologist, I should know that.
-(insects chirping) -(sighs)
I'm sorry I ruined the gig. I just got carried away.
I was so proud of you guys.
I don't belong in Los Espookys.
I...
I'm gonna return my badge... with honor.
I'm not good at anything.
Couldn't even help.
Sure.
(sighs)
(speaking Spanish)
Huh...
I think I know what's going on.
This is something maybe you would've
talked about with your dad.
What's happening is you're at that age.
Your body's going through changes.
I remember when I was going through my changes,
same thing happened to me, but with Betty Boop.
You know Betty Boop?
And I was obsessed. I just thought about her all the time.
I just imagined her poking a beehive
and all these bees would come out as a swarm and just
turn into a hand and slap her on the ass.
But you know how I got over it?
I accepted that she wasn't real,
just that she was a cartoon from the '30s.
And once I accepted that,
she lost all her power over me.
She was gone, and I could live my life,
and that's what you need to do.
Renaldo, you have to accept that
Mi Belleza Latina is dead.
Go to the cemetery, find her grave,
dig up the coffin, look at the corpse.
Then you will accept that she's dead. I'm sure of it.
♪ ♪
You have to look at the corpse.
-(typing) -(birds chirping outside)
-(knocking) -(door creaks)
(Andrés sighs)
♪ ♪
(jazzy saxophone music)
(speaking Spanish)
♪ ♪
(speaking Spanish)
(workers catcalling)
(sighs)
Oh.
Mm...
(birds chirping)
(soft clinking)
-(birds chirping) -(puts down tray)
(kids laughing)
(dramatic music playing)
(singing in Spanish)