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(peppy Latin music playing)

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-(hosts laugh, cheer)
-(Spanish singing)

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(laughing, cheering)

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(speaking Spanish)

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-(clapping)
-(speaking Spanish)

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(speaking Spanish)

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-(gasps)
-(laughing)

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-(Latin music resumes)
-(clapping)

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(eerie theme playing)

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-(speaking Spanish)
-(sighs)

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(door opens)

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(sultry music playing)

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(door shuts)

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(music stops)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(sighs)

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(groans)

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(dramatic music playing)

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(box rattling)

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♪ ♪

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(speaking Spanish)

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(water running)

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-(curtain slides)
-(water stops)

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(mysterious music playing)

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-(door opens)
-Are you trying to see me naked?

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-(speaking Spanish)
-Get out of here, pervert.

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I was about to take a shower.

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You were gonna
hide in the toilet,

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and watch me take a shower
and masturbate!

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Huh? Thank God I caught you!

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Who knows how many times
you did this to me already.

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(speaking Spanish)

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(footsteps approach)

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(dog barking outside)

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(sighs)

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(TV chatter)

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(Renaldo speaking)

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I don't know what to do now.

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Parking was my whole life.

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I don't have any other skills.

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I feel like I have no purpose.

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Yes, I thought of that already,

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but I'd only get to park once,
at the end of my shift.

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And besides,
what I miss about valeting

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is being part of a team.

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Me?

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Are you sure?
I scare really easily,

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and my feelings get hurt
really, really easily.

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I take things deeply personally,
even little things,

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and sometimes I-I say
things that I shouldn't.

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And if things go wrong,

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I would turn to you
to fix it immediately,

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much to the detriment
of the project.

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So, I think that might
be a burden for you.

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Really? You mean it?

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OK. Beep beep!

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(laughs)

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(Beatriz speaking Spanish)

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Lecturer:
In one of my lecture halls

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this past Wednesday
the 13th, I said

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queer people have worn

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a single dangly earring

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as a signifier of
their sexuality

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since the dawn of time.

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It was just a thought
that I had,

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an observation that I wanted
to share about a minority

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that was not my own.

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Some students and colleagues

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didn't appreciate what I shared.

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Ironically,
some of the queer ones

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with earrings were
offended as well,

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especially when they said,

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"Well, do you have any evidence
backing this up?"

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And I said, "Well, there's you.

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And then there's your friend
sitting next to you."

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Regrettably, it seems that
this was not sufficient,

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And that's why I need
your help today.

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OK, Mr. Robert Roberts.

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So, what do you want
us to do exactly?

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Professor Robert Roberts.

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I need you to plant

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some evidence at
an archaeological site

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that would seem to depict

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early queer humans wearing

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a single dangly earring.

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(whooshing)

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(music box playing)

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♪ ♪

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(shatters)

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(whoosh)

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That's a very interesting story,

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but what I see
is a queer young man

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wearing a single dangly earring.

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Uh, I have some ideas
I'd like to share.

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Renaldo:
OK, Mister Professor
Robert Roberts,

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so we will need two skeletons...

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Oh no, three skeletons,
just in case.

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It's going to be cheaper
for you. And...

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Hm? OK, that's it.

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Tati. In English or Spanish?
I'm sorry.

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(speaking Spanish)

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(laughs)

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♪ ♪

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(door opens)

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(jewelry rattling)

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Krissy! JJ! You can handle
my returns later.

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I just got a call from
the Secretary of State.

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There's something
even more pressing.

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Well, what could it be?

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I mean, we only have 30 days
to return all this stuff.

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We need to influence
local elections

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and make sure their
president gets re-elected.

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It's what our Founding Fathers
would've wanted.

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So, we need to
start spreading lies

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about his opponent in
a clear and concise way.

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-Okay, so memes?
-Yes!

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Impact font and everything.
Deploy them through Yipi now!

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I really need you guys
to fucking nail this,

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so that I can finally impress
the Secretary of State

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and become
the US Ambassador to Miami.

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(sighs) I can't wait.

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Working at a pool desk...

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getting into a really toxic
relationship with Pitbull...

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taking weird meetings
with conservative Latins.

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Oh, all the shrimp I can eat.

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Wait, do these memes
have to be in Spanish?

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-(elevator dings)
-How are we supposed to do that?

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Just write them in English.

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If it's in English,
it's for everybody.

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(gruff voice):
Sorry. Traffic was crazy.

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The book is on the table.

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Oh my god! Yes, demon!

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-Demon's learning!
-(clapping)

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Did you bring your laptop?

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I have 30 days to return.

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♪ ♪

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(birds chirping)

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(kid grunting)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(thudding)

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(muffled yelling)

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-(punch lands)
-(shuts trunk)

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(typing)

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(birds chirping)

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(door opens)

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(Ursula and Andrés speaking)

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(Andrés speaking)

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-(runway music playing)
-(shutters snapping)

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(blowing whistle)

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(runway music continues)

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(voice over PA
speaking Spanish)

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(both speaking Spanish)

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(voice over PA continues)

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(lights clicking)

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♪ ♪

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(Spanish singing)

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(toilet flushing)

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(sighs)

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♪ ♪

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(distant dog barking)

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(rattling)

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(Renaldo speaking)

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Tico:
Hey, guys!

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Pretty spooky day today, huh?

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I just wanted to show
my commitment to being

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an Espooky forever.

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OK.

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I'll go change.

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(laughs) I look stupid, right?

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(Renaldo speaking)

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♪ ♪

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(tent flapping)

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(wind blowing)

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(speaking Spanish)

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♪ ♪

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Dr. Robert Roberts:
Oh wow.

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A single dangly earring
on each of them.

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Look, rainbow bracelets.

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And they died holding hands.

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It looks like they were gay

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and wearing dangly earrings.

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I suppose that proves my thesis.

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(speaking Spanish)

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-(whooshing)
-(chain rattling)

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♪ ♪

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-(Renaldo speaking)
-(chain rattling)

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Renaldo!

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(music stops)

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-Come back! It worked!
-Shh!

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Tico:
I can't believe they bought it!

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(Renaldo speaking)

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Well, the cat's out of the bag.

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Yeah, highly unethical.

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Extremely disrespectful
to members

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of the LGBTQ community.

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Even if two, maybe three,

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of the people helping me
were queer themselves?

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♪ ♪

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Yes, I understand.

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A breach of trust, of course.

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Antithetical to everything this
university stands for, yes.

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And skeletons don't have ears.

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Yes, as an archaeologist,
I should know that.

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-(insects chirping)
-(sighs)

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I'm sorry I ruined the gig.
I just got carried away.

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I was so proud of you guys.

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I don't belong in Los Espookys.

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I...

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I'm gonna return my badge...
with honor.

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I'm not good at anything.

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Couldn't even help.

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Sure.

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(sighs)

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(speaking Spanish)

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Huh...

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I think I know what's going on.

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This is something
maybe you would've

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talked about with your dad.

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What's happening is
you're at that age.

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Your body's going
through changes.

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I remember when I was
going through my changes,

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same thing happened to me,
but with Betty Boop.

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You know Betty Boop?

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And I was obsessed. I just
thought about her all the time.

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I just imagined her
poking a beehive

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and all these bees would
come out as a swarm and just

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turn into a hand
and slap her on the ass.

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But you know how
I got over it?

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I accepted that she wasn't real,

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just that she was
a cartoon from the '30s.

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And once I accepted that,

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she lost all her power over me.

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She was gone,
and I could live my life,

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and that's what you need to do.

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Renaldo, you have to accept that

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<i>Mi Belleza Latina</i> is dead.

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Go to the cemetery,
find her grave,

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dig up the coffin,
look at the corpse.

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Then you will accept that
she's dead. I'm sure of it.

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♪ ♪

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You have to look at the corpse.

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-(typing)
-(birds chirping outside)

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-(knocking)
-(door creaks)

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(Andrés sighs)

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♪ ♪

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(jazzy saxophone music)

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(speaking Spanish)

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♪ ♪

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(speaking Spanish)

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(workers catcalling)

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(sighs)

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Oh.

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Mm...

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(birds chirping)

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(soft clinking)

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-(birds chirping)
-(puts down tray)

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(kids laughing)

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(dramatic music playing)

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(singing in Spanish)