(Latin music playing)
-(studio audience applauding, cheering) -(humming)
-(sighs) -(puts down remote)
(sighs, grunts)
(turns on TV)
(sighs, speaks Spanish)
Ah!
(knocking)
-(door banging) -(audience cheering)
(speaking Spanish)
(audience laughter)
(cartoony sound)
(audience laughter)
(cheering)
-(bell ringing) -(cheering fades out)
♪ ♪
(pills rattling)
(deep breathing)
(eerie theme playing)
♪ ♪
(speaking Spanish)
-(Mr. Valdez speaking) -(paper crinkling)
(Mrs. Valdez speaking)
(gasping, gulping)
(speaking Spanish)
(ding)
(speaking Spanish)
(ding)
(speaking Spanish)
(ding)
♪ ♪
(laughter, chatter)
(laughter, playing continues)
(click)
(audience whispering)
♪ ♪
(birds chirping)
(sighs)
(beep)
(door creaks, shuts)
(speaking Spanish)
(runway music playing)
(high heels clicking)
(Renaldo speaking)
Um...
(Miss Nicaragua speaking)
♪ ♪
(excited chatter)
(Renaldo giggles)
(Isabel on phone speaking Spanish)
(Isabel speaking)
(Renaldo speaking)
(Isabel speaking)
(inhales)
(speaking Spanish)
(Renaldo speaking)
♪ ♪
(snoring)
♪ ♪
How about this one?
It's pink, and it has a nice boxy fit.
Oh, and it'll show your cleavage.
And that's exactly why you have this job.
I'll be bringing you with me
when I become the Ambassador to Miami.
Now, all that I need is for the election to go our way.
(laughs) God, it's already 4 p.m.
I've been up since noon.
Let's hurry up and get out of here.
Happy Friday.
Yay!
What did Melanie mean
by the election going our way?
OK, wow. You said that perfectly.
What Melanie meant is that the Secretary of State is coming
to make sure that we're all doing our part
in tipping the election in favor of
the current US-friendly president
who's gonna do a lot of cool things
like privatizing water
or buying weapons from us...
Or creating two to three tasteful little wars
that we will profit from...
Stuff that will defend our flag and honor the Constitution.
♪ ♪
(bubbling, gurgling)
(demonic screeching)
♪ ♪
(birds chirping)
(speaking Spanish)
(clicking tongue)
♪ ♪
(crackling, snap)
(laughs)
(door opens)
-(store chatter) -(door shuts)
(filing stops)
(footsteps approach)
How did you find me? My location is classified.
(sighs)
Is that a threat?
Or else what?
(opens envelope, looks through papers)
How did you get this?
It-it was a different time.
We didn't know any better. We didn't know what we know now.
I am not this person anymore.
There comes a time in every patriot's life
where you have to make a sacrifice.
You know, when I took this job, I made a vow to destabilize
any nation and to further American interests.
So I'll be damned if a photo of me wearing a dress over jeans
will threaten America from being a beacon of hope and change.
So, release the photo.
I'll send you a postcard from Miami, bitch.
(insects chirping)
(gasps)
(speaking Spanish)
-Hm. -Maybe you can tell your friends
so that they know I can make dresses for them, too.
I was thinking of starting my own clothing line, Tico's.
And have a good time with that friend of yours who makes all
those hurtful comments that stay with you the rest of your life.
Ah.
(rapid footsteps)
I already bought ticosboutique.com,
so you better make some money fast.
-(crowd chatter) -(shutters snapping)
♪ ♪
♪ Like that, whoa, whoa, who is she? ♪
♪ Tell me your philosophy ♪
♪ From the time I wake up, I don't give a (ding) ♪
♪ All night till the sun comes up, like, duh! ♪
-Bienvenido. -Hi.
(car door shuts)
-(shutters snapping) -(reporters speaking Spanish)
American Ambassador Melanie Gibbons.
Melanie: Secretary of State Kimberly Reynolds!
Get over here, you slut!
-Oh, Melanie! -It's fine. They don't understand what we're saying.
We still don't know what they speak.
Hi!
-I got you this. -You bitch!
Again, thank you all so much for having us...
Was I supposed to wear a hijab?
Oh, no, that's not here.
Oh, OK. So,
I personally believe that if both of our countries
continue working together, It's gonna lead to prosperity
for both of our beautiful nations.
The United States is a very important ally.
Yeah, which is why we are gonna make sure we do
everything we can to maintain this critical relationship.
Now, I'm not here to tell you who to vote for,
but I've heard some pretty nasty things
about De La Guardia's opponent.
So just remember that a vote for De La Guardia
is a vote for the US.
-Wait... no, yeah. -No, that was right. That's right.
-Yes. Hot. -(shutters snapping)
America looked amazing!
Yeah, seriously, I was so proud to be an American.
-Thank you for that. -Me, too.
(clinking)
Knock, knock! Who's there? It's me, Kimberly.
Krissy, JJ, why don't you go staple some stuff outside?
Yeah, we'll go staple some stuff outside.
You're incredible!
I've been a huge fan since...
(laughs)
That was so good, Melanie.
We lose a lot of stuff
when we don't attach documents to each other.
Alright, so you wanted to talk to me?
Yes. So, as you know,
I've been working here, advancing American interests
for almost a year now.
You know, I put myself on the line,
I take bullets for our flag.
And I really think that our relationship here
would not be the same without me.
So... I was wondering...
if I could transfer to the Miami Embassy!
Melanie, we are obsessed with you.
We love, love, love the work that you're doing.
However, we've looked into this, and it turns out
that there is no American Embassy in Miami.
I know it doesn't look like it if you look at the map,
but once you zoom out,
you will that see that Miami is actually in the US.
They're connected, which we were all really surprised by.
♪ ♪
Miami is in the US.
Kimberly: Yep.
-Alright, girl, so good to see you! -Yeah.
-Bye. -Bye.
(fast footsteps)
♪ ♪
(heavy breathing)
Those fuckers. They think they can fuck with me.
-Let's see who they're actually fucking with. -(line ringing)
(audience cheering)
(audience laughter)
(laughter)
(laughter glitching, buzzing)
(distorted voice)
-(clicking) -(Renaldo speaks undistorted)
(static hissing)
(glitching)
(distorted voice)
-(loud popping) -(gasping)
Director: No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
(all speaking Spanish)
(cheering and applause)
(heavy breathing)
(panting)
(somber music playing)
(playing fanciful melody)
-(horse whinnies, snorts) -(clopping)
(horse snorts)
(galloping)
(mysterious whirring)
(club music playing)
(laughter)
(whirring)
(crowd chatter, cheering)
(speaking Spanish)
(mysterious whirring)
(sighs)
-(footsteps approach) -Hm...
(cast and crew speaking on TV)
(applause, TV shuts off)
♪ ♪
(sighs)
(footsteps approach)
(sigh, speaks Spanish)
(laughing)
(Beatriz speaking)
(shuts door)
(turns on TV)
(Frutsi panting)
(Miss Panama speaking)
Hola, hola.
♪ ♪
(Frutsi barking)
-(mysterious whooshing) -(chain rattling)
(tires squeal)
(paddling ball)
(click)
(echoing tone)
(electronica music playing)
(singing in Spanish)
♪ ♪