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(Latin music playing)

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-(studio audience
applauding, cheering)
-(humming)

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-(sighs)
-(puts down remote)

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(sighs, grunts)

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(turns on TV)

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(sighs, speaks Spanish)

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Ah!

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(knocking)

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-(door banging)
-(audience cheering)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(audience laughter)

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(cartoony sound)

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(audience laughter)

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(cheering)

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-(bell ringing)
-(cheering fades out)

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♪ ♪

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(pills rattling)

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(deep breathing)

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(eerie theme playing)

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♪ ♪

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(speaking Spanish)

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-(Mr. Valdez speaking)
-(paper crinkling)

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(Mrs. Valdez speaking)

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(gasping, gulping)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(ding)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(ding)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(ding)

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(ding)

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♪ ♪

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(laughter, chatter)

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(laughter, playing continues)

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(click)

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(audience whispering)

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♪ ♪

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(birds chirping)

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(sighs)

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(beep)

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(door creaks, shuts)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(runway music playing)

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(high heels clicking)

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(Renaldo speaking)

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Um...

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(Miss Nicaragua speaking)

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(Miss Nicaragua speaking)

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♪ ♪

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(excited chatter)

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(Renaldo giggles)

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(Isabel on phone
speaking Spanish)

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(Isabel speaking)

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(Renaldo speaking)

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(Isabel speaking)

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(inhales)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(Renaldo speaking)

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♪ ♪

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(snoring)

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♪ ♪

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How about this one?

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It's pink,
and it has a nice boxy fit.

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Oh, and it'll show
your cleavage.

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And that's exactly
why you have this job.

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I'll be bringing you with me

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when I become
the Ambassador to Miami.

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Now, all that I need is for
the election to go our way.

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(laughs)
God, it's already 4 p.m.

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I've been up since noon.

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Let's hurry up
and get out of here.

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Happy Friday.

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Yay!

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What did Melanie mean

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by the election going our way?

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OK, wow.
You said that perfectly.

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What Melanie meant is that
the Secretary of State is coming

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to make sure that
we're all doing our part

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in tipping the election
in favor of

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the current
US-friendly president

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who's gonna do
a lot of cool things

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like privatizing water

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or buying weapons from us...

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Or creating two to three
tasteful little wars

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that we will profit from...

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Stuff that will defend our flag
and honor the Constitution.

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♪ ♪

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(bubbling, gurgling)

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(demonic screeching)

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♪ ♪

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(birds chirping)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(clicking tongue)

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♪ ♪

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(crackling, snap)

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(laughs)

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(door opens)

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-(store chatter)
-(door shuts)

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(filing stops)

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(footsteps approach)

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How did you find me?
My location is classified.

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(sighs)

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Is that a threat?

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Or else what?

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(opens envelope,
looks through papers)

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How did you get this?

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It-it was a different time.

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We didn't know any better.
We didn't know what we know now.

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I am not this person anymore.

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There comes a time
in every patriot's life

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where you have
to make a sacrifice.

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You know, when I took this job,
I made a vow to destabilize

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any nation and to further
American interests.

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So I'll be damned if a photo
of me wearing a dress over jeans

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will threaten America from being
a beacon of hope and change.

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So, release the photo.

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I'll send you a postcard
from Miami, bitch.

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(insects chirping)

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(gasps)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(speaking Spanish)

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-Hm.
-Maybe you can tell your friends

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so that they know I can
make dresses for them, too.

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I was thinking of starting
my own clothing line, Tico's.

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And have a good time with that
friend of yours who makes all

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those hurtful comments that stay
with you the rest of your life.

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Ah.

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(rapid footsteps)

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I already bought
ticosboutique.com,

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so you better make
some money fast.

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-(crowd chatter)
-(shutters snapping)

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♪ ♪

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<i>♪ Like that, whoa,</i>
<i>whoa, who is she? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tell me your philosophy ♪</i>

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♪<i> From the time I wake up,</i>
<i>I don't give a (ding) </i>♪

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<i>♪ All night till the sun</i>
<i>comes up, like, duh! ♪</i>

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<i>-Bienvenido.</i>
-Hi.

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(car door shuts)

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-(shutters snapping)
-(reporters speaking Spanish)

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American Ambassador
Melanie Gibbons.

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Melanie:
Secretary of State
Kimberly Reynolds!

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Get over here, you slut!

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-Oh, Melanie!
-It's fine. They don't
understand what we're saying.

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We still don't know
what they speak.

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Hi!

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-I got you this.
-You bitch!

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Again, thank you all
so much for having us...

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Was I supposed to wear a hijab?

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Oh, no, that's not here.

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Oh, OK. So,

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I personally believe that
if both of our countries

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continue working together,
It's gonna lead to prosperity

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for both of our
beautiful nations.

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The United States is
a very important ally.

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Yeah, which is why
we are gonna make sure we do

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everything we can to maintain
this critical relationship.

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Now, I'm not here
to tell you who to vote for,

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but I've heard
some pretty nasty things

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about De La Guardia's opponent.

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So just remember that
a vote for De La Guardia

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is a vote for the US.

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-Wait... no, yeah.
-No, that was right.
That's right.

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-Yes. Hot.
-(shutters snapping)

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America looked amazing!

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Yeah, seriously, I was
so proud to be an American.

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-Thank you for that.
-Me, too.

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(clinking)

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Knock, knock! Who's there?
It's me, Kimberly.

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Krissy, JJ, why don't you go
staple some stuff outside?

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Yeah, we'll go staple
some stuff outside.

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You're incredible!

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I've been a huge fan since...

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(laughs)

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That was so good, Melanie.

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We lose a lot of stuff

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when we don't attach
documents to each other.

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Alright, so you
wanted to talk to me?

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Yes. So, as you know,

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I've been working here,
advancing American interests

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for almost a year now.

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You know,
I put myself on the line,

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I take bullets for our flag.

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And I really think that
our relationship here

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would not be
the same without me.

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So... I was wondering...

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if I could transfer
to the Miami Embassy!

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Melanie, we are
obsessed with you.

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We love, love, love
the work that you're doing.

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However, we've looked into this,
and it turns out

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that there is no
American Embassy in Miami.

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I know it doesn't look like it
if you look at the map,

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but once you zoom out,

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you will that see that Miami
is actually in the US.

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They're connected, which
we were all really surprised by.

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♪ ♪

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Miami is in the US.

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Kimberly:
Yep.

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-Alright, girl,
so good to see you!
-Yeah.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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(fast footsteps)

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♪ ♪

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(heavy breathing)

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Those fuckers. They think
they can fuck with me.

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-Let's see who they're
actually fucking with.
-(line ringing)

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(audience cheering)

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(audience laughter)

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(laughter)

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(laughter glitching, buzzing)

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(distorted voice)

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-(clicking)
-(Renaldo speaks undistorted)

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(static hissing)

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(glitching)

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(distorted voice)

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-(loud popping)
-(gasping)

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Director:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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(all speaking Spanish)

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(cheering and applause)

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(heavy breathing)

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(panting)

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(somber music playing)

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(playing fanciful melody)

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-(horse whinnies, snorts)
-(clopping)

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(horse snorts)

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(galloping)

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(mysterious whirring)

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(club music playing)

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(laughter)

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(whirring)

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(crowd chatter, cheering)

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(speaking Spanish)

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(mysterious whirring)

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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-(footsteps approach)
-Hm...

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(cast and crew speaking on TV)

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(applause, TV shuts off)

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♪ ♪

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(sighs)

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(footsteps approach)

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(sigh, speaks Spanish)

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(laughing)

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(Beatriz speaking)

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(shuts door)

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(turns on TV)

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(Frutsi panting)

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(Miss Panama speaking)

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<i>Hola, hola.</i>

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♪ ♪

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(Frutsi barking)

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-(mysterious whooshing)
-(chain rattling)

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(tires squeal)

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(paddling ball)

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(click)

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(echoing tone)

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(electronica music playing)

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(singing in Spanish)

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♪ ♪