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-[boy grunts]
-[phone dings]

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Hold all my calls.

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-[giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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I suppose I thrive
in a world of predictability, you know?

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With this playgroup, it-it's fun.

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They're good kids,
but everything's chaos.

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It throws me off my game.

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Up is white, black is down, one plus one
equals Saginaw, Michigan.

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[Tim] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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I know how to lead, but do I know
how to lead them?

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And if I did, wouldn't I be back
at Baby Corp by now?

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Mm-hmm.

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-Are you even paying attention?
-Mm-hmm.

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I'm going through
an existential crisis, Templeton!

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-Do you know what that means?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Poop.
-[laughs] Poop.

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[sighs] What are you so focused on

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that you can't help me ponder
my place on this planet?

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-Blueprints for an invention?
-Hey, I'm not done!

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-Ah!
-A flying bed! Nacho toothpaste!

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No, it's something dumb for school. Aah!

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-No! When it's done, I'll show you, okay?
-Not okay!

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-Baby wanna know now!
-S-Stop it!

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I can't. I haven't developed
coping strategies for my impulsivity!

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-It's not ready!
-Give me!

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[both shouting, grunting]

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-What do we have here?
-I said it's not done. Give it!

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-Ah, the solar system.
-Hey!

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Very impressive--
the scale, the color coordination,

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the... [gasps] organization!

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Are you about to cry
over the solar system?

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-[gasps]
-You heliocentric genius!

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You just solved my existential crisis!

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-Mwah!
-Ew!

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Solved your what--
Hey, what the heck are you doing?

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That's a school project!
It's due tomorrow!

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It's not me, it's them.

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They need a leadership model
even babies can understand,

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like this crude depiction
of the solar system.

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Structure, workflow, chain of command.

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Bright colors for baby attention grabbing.
We need...

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An org chart...

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aka organizational chart,
aka the Cleopatra of task allocation.

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[purrs]

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Let's spin this up and take a ride! Whoo!

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As I will continue to handle
the lion's share of strategic planning,

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I have assumed the role
of leader/president/CEO,

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backslash president is fine for now.

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-Agreed?
-[babbling]

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Great! Working our way down.

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Jarreau, good looks, charisma.

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You're on public relations.

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Mega Fat, you cover HR and wellness.

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-Dakota will run acquisitions.
-Mine!

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Quiet Psycho will be in-house legal rep.

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I want that face staring across the table
in every deposition.

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-Shover handles security.
-[yelps]

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Sticky Fingers, office supplies.

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[coos]

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Finally, we have Scooter Buskie.
This was tough.

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How do you categorize someone
whose very essence is his indefinability?

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Short answer: you don't.

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You let them be... miscellaneous!
Questions?

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[babbling]

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Uh, the-- the org chart
doesn't come in pink.

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[babbling]

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-Because I didn't make it in pink!
-Let HR handle this.

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All in favor of making the org chart pink?

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-[babies squeal]
-It's never going to be pink!

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[inhales] What's most important
is that I am in charge

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because I am at the top of the org chart,
so whatever it takes to make that sink in.

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-[door slides open]
-[gasps]

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[Marsha] Everybody, look at me!

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Breaking news:
the perks of being in a playgroup

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with yours truly just got perkier.

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You're finally going to confess
that all TV weather reports are made up?

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I just-- Eh, what?

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My father taught me
"Never trust anything you can't touch."

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Well, he sounds fun.

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No, ma'am.
Fun is another thing you cannot touch.

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Well, tell him to touch this!

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I just got off the phone
with my friends at Bubbeezee,

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and guess who they want to photograph
for their product catalog.

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-Our babies!
-[excited chatter]

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Product catalog photo shoot?

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It's like I come up with this org chart,
and everything falls into place!

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Just picture it:
a widely circulated mailer

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filled with all these adorable mugs.

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Oh! It's a baby love jack pot!

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My ticket back to the big leagues!

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And if we get the cover? Oh!

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-Oh, man! Would you take a look at that?
-Look at that cute baby!

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-[applause]
-World's cutest? Oh, I don't know, Jack.

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All babies are cute.
I just happen to be on a catalog cover.

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-What's your secret?
-Two words.

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[coos]

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[audience] Aw!

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[Mega Fat] Hello? Uh, Boss Baby?

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Will you please tell me what would happen
if we get the cover?

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You'll see.

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Oh, they'll all see.

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The mission is simple.

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Adorable the baby snot
out of this photo shoot.

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You might not know this,
but, uh, heh, I actually got my start

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in posters and greeting cards
at Baby Corp.

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I knew that!

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I know exactly
what these marketing hyenas expect,

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so follow my lead and let the org chart
guide us to baby love glory!

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Hyah!

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People, pupils up,
retinas down, eyes forward.

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I am...

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Travis Le Duque.

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[groans]

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Looks like we're dealing with an "artist."

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I really love what you do.

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-Your favorite work of mine, go.
-[Mrs. Buskie] Oh!

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[stammering] Well, I was talking about
photography in general.

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Have you done something I might have seen?

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Well, that depends.

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Do you ever use coupons?

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Twenty-five cents off pudding mix.

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Buy one, get one at Fatso Phantom's
Ghostburger To Go.

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Anybody here remember
Mulch International's

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autumn envelope stuffer with the cheetahs?

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Oh, yes! I shot that, too.

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-[all gasping]
-Such a savings!

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I take it back.

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He sold his artist's soul
for crass commerce, and I dig that!

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What are we waiting for?

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My camera is flypaper upon which
we will trap this infestation of cute!

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[dramatic breath, snaps fingers]

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[gasping]

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[babies cooing]

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I prefer my grown-ups no-nonsense,

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but this Travis is all-nonsense,
and I fully approve.

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Remember the org chart.

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Keep the runway clear
and I'll take the lead.

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[camera shutter clicking]

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[coos]

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[giggling, babbling]

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Yes, I love it. I hate it!
I wanna marry it and never see it again.

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[whispers indistinctly]

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Well, you certainly have the spark,
but do you have the fire?

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-[giggling]
-Yes? Now give me more and less.

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[cooing]

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[Travis] Look at the camera. Don't look!

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Look at me, but also away!
What are you looking at?

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Use your body to define
the word "definition."

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[grunting]

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[camera shutter clicks]

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[sighs] I am bored of being bored by you.

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-[grunts]
-[coos]

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[gasps]

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-[laughing]
-[lens whirs]

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You!

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You are the personification of perfection!

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What? Buskie?

168
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He is the personification
of lawless bedlam!

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[Scooter cooing]

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[Travis] I don't deserve your greatness.

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You are my new cheetah.

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Oh! So jealous
Scooter gets to hang with Trav.

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Oh, I see you are jealous, too!

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-[starts]
-Or-- Or maybe it's envy.

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-Wait-- Yeah, I--
-I always confuse those.

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Can you please define the word "envy"
with your body?

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Aah! [groans]

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[Mrs. Buskie] Oh!

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My little Scooter's a star! [laughing]

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That came straight
from my friends at Bubbeezee.

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Now, it's just a mockup,
but the catalog prints tomorrow,

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and that is your cover.

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[squeals] I feel like celebrating!

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-I'm gonna make fudge!
-[excited chatter]

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-Now it's a party!
-Mama does love the fudge.

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Hooraysies!
Mission accomplished, right?

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Now will you tell me
what will happen with baby love

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since we got the cover, Boss Baby?

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[sighs] Let the initial shock pass.

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Focus.

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Pros and cons of the world's worst baby
on the cover of a major--

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-[clanging]
-[grunting]

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Not now, Buskie, please.

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[sighs] Pros: we did get a baby
on the cover.

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Should be good for baby love.

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-Cons-- Scooter, please! I am--
-[clanging, grunting]

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[babbling, giggling]

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May I ask you
a tiny HR something-something?

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Now that Scooter Buskie is so popular,

200
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do we move him up only a few spots
on the org chart

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or all the way to head honcho?

202
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We move nothing!

203
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So what if Scooter got the cover page?

204
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I'm still this team's leader.

205
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I think maybe the playgroup
begs, perhaps, to differ.

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-[babies giggling]
-[Boss gasps]

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[giggling]

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Ha, aren't rocks fun?

209
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Listen, Scoot-Scoot.
Can I call you Scoot-Scoot?

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I'm concerned this cover photo
is creating some leadership confusion.

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Now, I'm sure you don't want
a bunch of babies copycatting you

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just as much as I don't want to waste

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all the effort I've put into training
this new field team,

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so let's remind the babies
I'm still top of the org chart, m-kay?

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[giggles, grunts]

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What do you mean "it's funny"?

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-This is not funny!
-[grunting]

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[babies grunting]

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Scooter Buskie, leader of babies?

220
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We're off the edge of the map now.

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[babbling, giggling]

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[parents gasp]

223
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[slurping]

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-[burps, giggling]
-[gasps]

225
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-[man] Jarreau, no!
-[woman] Watch out!

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[all shouting]

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[giggling, grunting]

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-[banging]
-[growls]

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Dang babies!

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-Can't a man read a paper?
-[woman 2] Knock it off!

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[woman 3] What is wrong with these babies?

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You still haven't told me what happens
when we have a baby on the catalog cover.

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Is the plan that everybody hates babies
and Baby Corp hates you?

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Because if so, as your HR rep
and spirit guide to better living,

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great job!

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Catalog hasn't printed yet!

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We can stop the spread of toxic Buskie-ism

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while it's still flying
under Baby Corp's radar.

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-[all screaming]
-What the heck just flew into our radar?

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Oh, man! It's the doomsday scenario!

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We got a small army of Scooter Buskies.

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-Did we ever come up with a plan for that?
-Sort of.

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00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,663
But I don't think it got
any farther than... [screaming]

244
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,464
-We're all going to die!
-[screams]

245
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,498
I'm in denial!

246
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,416
♪ Doopy, dooty, doopity-doo ♪

247
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,497
♪ Dooty, dooty, doopity-dah ♪

248
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:14,217
Even if we had a plan,
we'd need a CEO to sign off on it.

249
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,678
Man, I hope we get a smart one this time.

250
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,219
Hey, guys. Buddy from HR.

251
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,643
How's everybody doing?
Tell me later, m-kay?

252
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,312
Because right now,
I want you to welcome our new CEO...

253
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,064
Board Baby Emiliano...

254
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,819
The chair of the board is our CEO?

255
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:35,028
-Only the smartest of the smart!
-A savior sent from Mount Olympus!

256
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:40,279
...'s twin brother,
Hermano Menor CEO Baby.

257
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,286
-[chiming]
-[screaming]

258
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,998
It's making alarm flashes!
Is there a fire?

259
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,211
-Is a baby on fire? Are we on fire?
-Aw!

260
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,746
[both groan]

261
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,711
When my brother called and said,
"Hey, wanna be CEO?"

262
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,087
Maybe he felt sorry for me. I don't know.

263
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:01,263
I thought it would be a breeze,
but this looks really, really hard!

264
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,635
[panting] What do I do?

265
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,061
Chuh!

266
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,807
Give orders?

267
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,597
Anybody, get me a glass of water!

268
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,147
[groans]

269
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,492
Jimbo and me are what's left
of the field team, sir.

270
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,873
Permission to deal with this?

271
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,374
Yes! Oh, oh, yes!

272
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,662
[chuckles] Thank you!

273
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,331
Was that the right thing to say?

274
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,503
[muffled screaming]

275
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,673
Scooter Buskie's ruined everything!

276
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,247
Are you even listening?

277
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,745
I have to get the playgroup back.
I need your help!

278
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,758
Help yourself.

279
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,054
You pledge the allegiance with that mouth?

280
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,263
You cut up my solar system project
to make your dumb orb chart!

281
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,764
Org chart.

282
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,596
Orb, orb, orb, orb, orb, orb.

283
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,225
Huh, touché.

284
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,637
I had to start over!

285
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,268
And all I had time to make
was the sun and Earth

286
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:57,065
and a new huge-normous ball I invented
called "Planet The Rest of the Planets."

287
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,241
It got an F.

288
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,279
So now I have to do it over again!

289
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,072
A do-over... that's it!

290
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,034
[growls] Did I accidentally help you
when I'm mad at you?

291
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,791
This cover photo's the reason
I'm in this Scooter Buskie nightmare.

292
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:13,041
But if I get Bubbeezee to redo the shoot
with the right cover baby,

293
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,752
I go back to being in charge,

294
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,835
ending the reign of Scooter
and restoring baby love!

295
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,507
What makes you think a do-over
would be any different?

296
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:25,968
Because this time, I'll be trained
by Lil' Dumpling Baby Pageant veteran

297
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,972
Tim Templeton.

298
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,562
[growls] You know my secret weakness
is giving pageant tips!

299
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,484
Fine.

300
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,555
But you gotta help me
with the solar system do-over.

301
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,898
-Deal!
-[whooshes]

302
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,741
Yo, Boss, you got a serious problem with--

303
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,818
I know, I know. Scooter Buskie
is leading a cult of disaster babies.

304
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,865
My bad. I have a plan
and you're recruited.

305
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,029
Congratulations.
Thank you for your service.

306
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:47,947
[gasps]

307
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,245
-Cool.
-Hold on.

308
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,001
Even if you're able to master
a pinky's worth of my pageant skills,

309
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,922
why would Bubbeezee agree to a reshoot?

310
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,090
They have their cover.

311
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,665
Have you seen the look Scooter's giving?

312
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,884
You know that in Brazil,
that one-toothed smile

313
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,715
means a very offensive no-no word.

314
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,433
-Which one?
-[whispers indistinctly]

315
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,100
[yelps, grunts]

316
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,678
Easy, big guy.

317
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,483
That smile doesn't really mean anything,
here or in Brazil.

318
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,639
It's cheap, phony gossip I made up.

319
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,022
But if we get enough people
to believe it's true...

320
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,605
Bubbeezee will have to redo the shoot!

321
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,941
Let's spread nasty rumors
and take modeling photos. Yay!

322
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,067
♪ We can't stop, we won't stop ♪

323
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,115
♪ Till we get to the top ♪

324
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,702
♪ So we climb and crawl, then we do it ♪

325
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,208
♪ We get to the top ♪

326
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,961
♪ We're at the top ♪

327
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:41,882
♪ But then it feels like
Maybe there's more to go ♪

328
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:45,092
♪ Like there's a top on top of this top ♪

329
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:49,183
♪ So we try to climb and we try to crawl ♪

330
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,023
♪ But there's nowhere left to go ♪

331
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,266
♪ So maybe we're at the top ♪

332
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,225
♪ And that feeling before
When we thought there was more ♪

333
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,475
♪ Was something else
Like hunger or thirst ♪

334
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,566
♪ Which makes sense
Because we use a lot... ♪

335
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,445
♪ Of energy ♪ [echoes]

336
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:17,075
♪ To get to the top ♪

337
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,252
Why do I feel like we're
completely ignoring my solar system?

338
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,511
Not gonna lie.
Completely forgot about that.

339
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,970
All hands on deck!

340
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,553
-The universe is cool!
-The universe is big!

341
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,557
The universe makes me question
my own existence.

342
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,892
And I have an answer!
My existence is fun!

343
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,976
♪ Doopy, dooty, doopity-doo ♪

344
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,112
♪ Dooty, dooty, doopity-dah ♪

345
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,399
Project's ready.

346
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,072
So's this project.

347
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,356
[babies cheering]

348
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,451
Scooter Buskie does not speak
for this town!

349
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,702
I do! And I love Brazil.

350
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:57,035
And I love the large number of voters
in this town with Brazilian heritage.

351
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,502
-Now, who wants homemade coxinhas?
-[babbling]

352
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,134
[giggling]

353
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211
-Aah!
-Oh!

354
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,594
Bubbeezee called.

355
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,508
They want a reshoot.

356
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:07,931
Yes!

357
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,724
Oh, Mr. Le Duque, I'm mortified!

358
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:16,392
He must have learned that smile
from inappropriate television shows.

359
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,845
Apologies are like pygmy marmosets.

360
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,938
Are-- Are you just not going
to explain what that--

361
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,276
Please enjoy snacks, go away,
I'm making corporate art.

362
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,905
-What?
-Is it all you can eat?

363
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,239
-O-Okay, yeah.
-Oh!

364
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,909
Your face is a beautiful weapon.

365
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,205
I was wrong to ever unsheathe it.

366
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,840
Get out of my spotlight,
exquisite monster.

367
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,049
What's that?

368
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,589
Time for an upper management
paradigm shift?

369
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,173
Don't mind if I do.

370
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,798
[Boss yelps]

371
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,216
Huh? Oh!

372
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,643
Again?

373
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,095
Uh, should I be updating
this org chart in real time

374
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,603
now that Shover's leading?

375
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,440
Shover is not leading the--

376
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,400
-Oh!
-[thuds]

377
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,519
[Travis] Yes, talk to the camera,
silently, with words.

378
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,437
[babies giggling, babbling]

379
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,411
Yes! Nature versus nurture!

380
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,532
Dance like nobody is dancing!

381
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,486
-Ugh!
-Ugh!

382
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,831
[babies babbling]

383
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,080
Hey, remind me if I ever want
to have a baby, to not.

384
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,915
Let's go shopping
for wicker furniture instead.

385
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,921
-[chiming]
-[screaming]

386
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,424
Oh, I'm sorry!

387
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:32,885
I'm busting my butt, but I have no idea
if I'm busting it the right way!

388
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,678
What is happening down there, BB?

389
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,772
How is Scooter Buskie
still running that playgroup?

390
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,638
-[giggles, grunts]
-Aah! Ow!

391
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,345
He isn't! But his replacement
is no improvement.

392
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,607
-[gasps] Oh, my goodness!
-Whoa!

393
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,186
My baby!

394
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,904
Back off and keep snacking.

395
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:53,324
Time is art, and art is money, and money
is how I afford my custody lawyer.

396
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,275
Maxine is not getting those cheetahs.

397
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,235
You gotta hurry, man!

398
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,197
Things are getting bad around here.

399
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,917
Sir, it's not the computer that's broken.

400
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,328
-Drop the screwdriver!
-[screams]

401
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,916
Jimbo, fire extinguisher!

402
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,802
-I love it! I'm over it.
-[babies grunting]

403
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,300
Here we go.

404
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,764
Oy vey.

405
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,010
Snacks. Snack-snacks.
Snack-snack-snacks.

406
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,599
-Well, then...
-Okay, well...

407
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,598
-...guess I'll go back to the snack table.
-...I could go for a muffin.

408
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,272
[Dakota] Mine!

409
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,814
Was I swapping out lenses? Weird!

410
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,395
Art is such a beguiling mystery.

411
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,904
Hee! [squeals]

412
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,074
[babies laughing]

413
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,655
-Oh, no. Aah!
-[Dakota] Mine!

414
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,960
[coos]

415
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,003
[coos, laughs]

416
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,384
No, no, no, no, no!

417
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,590
Grand larceny is terrible for baby love!

418
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,921
Dakota is not in charge, I am.

419
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,263
Go time!

420
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,840
-[squeals]
-[Travis] Stop time!

421
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,297
I love you, you're over.

422
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,313
You are a present. Unwrap yourself.

423
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,930
-Don't lose your receipt!
-Wait.

424
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,813
You are it, and by "it," I mean bad at it.

425
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,479
Too much! Too little!

426
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,980
Pass a geometry test using only your eyes.

427
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,725
Think of the capital of New Mexico
and move it to another state!

428
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,738
I'm hungry, you're thirsty, live!

429
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,027
-Find your truth and lie to it.
-[muttering]

430
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,526
Ah!

431
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,367
Imagine a pool, make it smaller,
take out the water.

432
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,043
-You have a bowl!
-[sighs] Oh!

433
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374
[Travis] Babies, take five.

434
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,707
-Emotionally, take ten.
-[snoring]

435
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,842
[Mega Fat murmuring]

436
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,140
Look at us, desperately trying to impress
this coupon peddler.

437
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,509
For what?
A chance to feel important?

438
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,137
-To feel in charge? Well, guess what.
-[camera shutter clicks]

439
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,234
It doesn't matter
how many doe-eyed poses you strike...

440
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,726
or how many Bubbeezee products
you cuddle with...

441
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,983
or how many cover pages you get.

442
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,032
In the end, we're nothing more than props,

443
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,282
shiny shills
for the real person in charge,

444
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,953
the one who's always been on top.

445
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,332
[snores] Snacks!

446
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,202
Travis Le Duque.

447
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,039
Uh...

448
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,882
Wait, are we taking down Trav?
Cool Trav, for realsies?

449
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,714
As long we let Travis call the shots,
we'll never be in charge.

450
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,466
And worse, we'll never be a team.

451
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,679
[grunts]

452
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,639
-Buskie?
-[Scooter shrieks]

453
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,219
We don't need a leader.
We need to stick together.

454
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,892
So, who feels like impressing me
by disappointing me

455
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,596
with how impressive they are?

456
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,612
Very cute...

457
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,945
but this is a catalog shoot,
not a prom photo.

458
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,243
[Travis grunting]

459
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,333
[grunting]

460
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,655
This is not my vision!

461
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,253
[Travis grunting]

462
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,039
-[grunting continues]
-[babbles, shrieks]

463
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,249
-Aah!
-[Scooter babbles, giggles]

464
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,415
Are we in this together or what?

465
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,339
[screaming]

466
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,184
-Well, I guess that's art.
-He sort of had it coming.

467
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,603
-Ah, no-- [grunting]
-[camera shutter clicks]

468
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,893
[Mrs. Buskie] Tim, this is amazing!

469
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,404
Finally, a solar system I can believe in!

470
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,111
And you did this all by yourself?

471
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,901
-No "comet."
-[parents laugh]

472
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,407
Oh, who cares about the catalog?

473
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,583
We'll find some other way
to boost baby love.

474
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,157
The important thing is we're a team again.

475
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,118
Go, enjoy the day.

476
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,502
Take all the naps
and fill all the diapers.

477
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,382
Tomorrow, we get back to work.

478
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,039
[slurping]

479
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,507
-[babbling]
-Yeah, Boss, what is the plan?

480
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,514
"Boss"?

481
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,965
Well, if you need a plan,
plan on having no idea

482
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,763
what's gonna happen tomorrow,
and plan on winning.

483
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,268
[baby monitor ringing, buzzing]

484
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,939
[ringing, buzzing continue]

485
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,819
You did it, Boss!

486
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,437
[chiming]

487
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,396
[Hermano] My brother just called!
He said I did okay!

488
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,987
And I said, "Does this mean
we could have Thanksgiving at my place?"

489
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,664
And you know what he said?

490
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,118
Nothing, but that wasn't a no!

491
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,117
Baby love's back to normal, huh?

492
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,036
Higher than normal, actually,

493
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,455
thanks to that brilliant catalog cover
you orchestrated.

494
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,835
-What cover?
-[Marsha] We did it!

495
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:23,221
We did it, people!
Holy guacamole, we did it!

496
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,180
Ha ha! Look at that,
advertising in the flesh.

497
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,181
[parents exclaiming]

498
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:30,812
-[Mayor] Oh, look at that, look at that!
-[Boss] They doctored the photo.

499
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,676
[Mega Fat] So, what do you think?

500
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,808
I think they're a bunch
of sneaky marketing wizards

501
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,146
over at Bubbeezee,

502
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,230
and I'd like find who's at the top
of their org chart and shake their hand.

503
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,701
[theme music playing]

504
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,925
♪ Boss Baby ♪