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-[boy grunts]
-[phone dings]

2
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Hold all my calls.

3
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-[giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[music playing]

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[Mega Fat] ♪ Bew bow boo-bee boo-poo ♪

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Big finish!
♪ Ha ha ha, you're-- ♪

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Allow me to tell you
what I'm gonna do to you

18
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if'n you don't.

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I don't care about Baby Corp.

20
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Help me ruin Boss Baby,
and you can keep it.

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-What?
-[Mega Fat on monitor] Deal.

22
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-[babies gasping]
-Who--?

23
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Magnus!

24
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I am a baby of conscience.

25
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[board member] Mega Fat CEO Baby...

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you're fired.

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-What?
-[Boss laughing to melody]

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[Mega Fat screaming]

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[groaning, grunting]

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Oh.

31
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[yelps]

32
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You can't get rid of me that easy,
Baby Corp!

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-[grunts] You fired the wrong baby!
-[plastic squeaks]

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[panting]

35
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Okay, guys, your prank is hilarious
and now you can transport me

36
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back to Baby Corp
so we can laugh together!

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Ha ha-- Oh!

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[coughs] Oof!

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-[gasping] Oh!
-[footsteps approach]

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Welcome to Itty Bitty Cuties
Baby and Family Resource Center!

41
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What did they get you for, huh? [chuckles]

42
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Me, I was nabbed for toy embezzling.

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Spinny seats. Heh.

44
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It was never about the money.

45
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I just liked getting dizzy
every now and again, you know?

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Whoopsie-doopsie!

47
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[laughs, sighs]

48
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I'm Internal Ethics Baby Donald,
or former Internal Ethics--

49
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You know what, just call me Donald.

50
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And you are...?

51
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Mm-neh.

52
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Okeydoke.

53
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Then let's check out
the old severance box.

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-[objects rattling]
-Ah, six-month supply of special formula.

55
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Eh, where's the shipping invoice here?

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"Mega Fat... CEO Baby"?

57
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Wowie-wow!

58
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Not every day a CEO
comes down the chimney. [laughs]

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Oh, but I guess, uh, technically,
one didn't today either, huh?

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Pew-pew-pew!

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Heh, right? 'Cause you're fired.

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You are an extremely unlikable
baby person.

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Look, I know first day's the worst day,

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but getting better starts
with getting back up on your feet.

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Okay.

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[straining]

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[laughs] Okay!

68
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Now come on,
your first group session is waiting.

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[Mega Fat] Hey! Wha--

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[chord plays]

71
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The thing that's teaching me
how to be a good baby

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is music.

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I even wrote a song about it.

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Or maybe I should say
the song wrote me.

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♪ A good baby shares
Her hopes and her cares ♪

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♪ She gives more than she takes ♪

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You have spirited me
to a dimension of nightmares.

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Whoa, hey, look.
None of us wanted to come here.

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What do you think happens
to fired Baby Corp execs?

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Let me guess...

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Milk and cookie party
for their boring, dumb friends

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to say their boring, dumb goodbyes.

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Then they go live
with a boring, dumb family

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to be dumb and boring forever.

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[rattle shakes]

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-Am I boring, dumb close?
-[blows raspberry]

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That's retirement for good babies.

88
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I said "fired."

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Bad babies.

90
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You and I both know
how that goes down.

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[Donald whooping]

92
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[laughing, whooping]

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[laughing]

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-Whoopsie-doopsie! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-[baby yelps]

95
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Whoopsie-doopsie!

96
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-[grunts]
-Hmm.

97
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Ah, Buddy From HR!

98
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And his friends, other Buddies From HR!

99
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What's going on?

100
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We know about the spinny seats, m'kay?

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[board member]
Internal Ethics Baby Donald,

102
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due to a complete lack
of internal ethics,

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you're fired.

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Whoo-oopsie-doo-oopsie!

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Babies like you and me,
we're not ready for family life yet.

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We gotta work out our own stuff first.

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You gotta find out...

108
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what's in here.

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[laughing to melody]

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-Found it!
-Oh, wow, that was fast! Heh.

111
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Guys! Mega Fat found his new purpose
in life on the first day!

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-Wow, first day!
-Nice!

113
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Great job, man!

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Speak your truth, man!

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Who are you on the inside?

116
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I'm a hot-blooded baby bent
on cold vengeance against Boss Baby.

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You dig?

118
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Oh, uh, heh, pal, we're actually here
to learn how to be good.

119
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Good at getting revenge? Oh, sweet!

120
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Sign me up with a glitter pen!

121
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♪ A good baby calms
So he's easy for dad and mom ♪

122
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-♪ Gets along with girls and boys... ♪
-Goo-ga-kai!

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-Goo-ga-kai! Goo-ga-kai!
-Aah!

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♪ A good baby sees
The beauty in the lakes and trees ♪

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♪ From the hugs and smiles and laughs ♪

126
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♪ I tear Boss Baby's neck
Like a giraffe's ♪

127
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Oh, hey, friend, uh,
about this "revenge" obsession...

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-I gotta warn ya--
-[bell ringing]

129
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-[babies laugh]
-Never mind! Heh!

130
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-It's mail time!
-Aah!

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Any second now, we'll find out
if we've gooduated

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from the Itty Bitty Cuties program
and who our family will be!

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-Here they come!
-[rumbling]

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Get ready!

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[sighs]

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I did it! I gooduated!

137
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Yes! I hope my new family names me Pedro.

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-[groans]
-[muttering]

139
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Hooray, I failed!

140
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Watch out, Boss Baby,
I'm a certified naughty boy!

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[door opens]

142
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Oh, Miss Marsha Krinkle, I'm sorry,
you can't just burst in here.

143
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Who are you, the Soviet Constitution?

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Freedom of the press, Josh.

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You have health code violations?
I expose them.

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-I win awards.
-Who do we have here?

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Ah, that's Joshua,
our baby/real world relations attaché.

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Which is a fancy term for babysitter
who has no idea he works for Baby Corp.

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I was talking about
that no-nonsense news lady

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with that unique sophistication
reserved for a woman

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whose hair is larger than her head.

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We follow all the regulations.

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Here's the daily log.

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It's not hard to follow.
Heck, even these babies could do it.

155
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I'm having a hard time believing that.

156
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Babies are good for nothing.

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-Let's go, Roosevelt.
-[grunts] What the--?

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-[giggles]
-Aah!

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Except for that little chubsy one.

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He's good for a laugh, huh?

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-You're a little devil-booger, aren't ya?
-[cooing]

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We'll be back, Josh.

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You see, man?

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Everybody loves a bad boy
devil-booger vengeance baby.

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-[preek screaming]
-[babies shout]

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[munching]

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You have a preek?

168
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The pre-kindergartner is Bryce,

169
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and he's exactly what I've been trying
to warn you about.

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Mm. All done.

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Bryce was like you,

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had an old office grudge
he couldn't let go of.

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He refused to reform, ran out
of his six-month supply of special formula

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and started growing up.

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[gasps] No.

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My favorite animal is a giraffe
and a unicorn!

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So, if I were you,
I'd think real hard about--

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Destroying Boss Baby quickly?

179
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Yeah, that's the what's up
in Toledo, Mr. Guy.

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What? No! [groans]

181
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[Mega Fat] Tiptoe sneaking out, Boss Baby?

182
00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,400
Guess you heard who was after you.

183
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Simmons!

184
00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,572
Where are you?

185
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[Mega Fat] Come and get me, Boss Baby!

186
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Come run over these leaves
and get me before I get you!

187
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-Simmons! Simmons!
-[Mega Fat shouting]

188
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Me! Me!

189
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Why are you looking for Sim--
Whoa! [groans]

190
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Weird spot for a hole.

191
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Simmons, no!

192
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I should have known Boss Baby
would be too dumb to have the good sense

193
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to fall into a tiger pit
like he's supposed to.

194
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Hey there, amigo.

195
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Uh, we're not really supposed to do this,
but I'm worried about you.

196
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So, I made a couple of calls.

197
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What is this?

198
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The family Baby Corp's picked out for you
once you're ready to settle down

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and be a good baby.

200
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Phillip and Joan Watters.

201
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,493
They live on a lake.

202
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They have a boat with a motor.

203
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Families are for losers like Boss Baby.

204
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-[door bursts open]
-Marsha Krinkle here, following a tip

205
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,335
that the blankets used to keep
the tots toasty here at Itty Bitty's

206
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:10,420
are filled with used staples
instead of regular blanket stuffing!

207
00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,005
Aha!

208
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,005
Uh... well, this is...

209
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,892
one of the softest blankets
I've ever felt.

210
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,476
Geez, wouldn't mind one of these babies
in my house, heh.

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I meant baby blankets.

212
00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,324
Keep your peepers to yourself, kid.

213
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,065
[scoffs] Let's go, Rosie.

214
00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,906
-We'll bust this place sooner or later.
-[door closes]

215
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-I think she likes you!
-[screams]

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-Magnus?
-Yeah, I said I made a couple of calls.

217
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-That was the other one.
-[scoffs]

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Still working for Baby Corp?

219
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,505
I accepted a transfer!

220
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,919
I am haunted by memories!

221
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You should be, like the memory
of when you were a stinky butt-traitor

222
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who tattled on me to the board of--
goo-ga-kai... yow!

223
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,017
[shouting gibberish]

224
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,856
-[bones crack]
-Ow!

225
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,572
-[Mega Fat crying]
-I only ever wanted you to find joy!

226
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,480
Aah! Oof!

227
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,275
Yeah, except we're not doing that.

228
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,607
We're doing revenge on Boss Baby.

229
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,567
Buh-bye-ski!

230
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,200
[Donald whooping]

231
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,659
[laughing]

232
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,709
[slurring] I don't answer to you
or to anybody!

233
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,093
Whoopsie-doopsie.

234
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,008
That one's a closet. Noted.

235
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:32,969
Buh-bye-ski!

236
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:37,178
"And when little lost gorilla
looked around,

237
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,755
he was all alone."

238
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,563
-[spits]
-Ugh!

239
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:42,981
What the--?

240
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,521
-[squishing]
-Is that a note?

241
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,443
"It's time to settle this.

242
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,975
Meet me in the stacks
to face your number one enemy, MF."

243
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,403
Who's MF?

244
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,776
Ha, as if you haven't been sweating
in constant terror

245
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,494
of this payback smack party.

246
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,988
Only one guy it could be, Boss...

247
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,407
Mr. Frederic.

248
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,666
[gasps] Estes? He's here?

249
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,958
No, it's me! Me!

250
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,092
Mega Fat. MF!

251
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:10,999
Makes sense.

252
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,337
I can't think of any other
number one enemies with the initials MF.

253
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,553
[gasps] Oh!

254
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,512
-The note said "MF." How clear is that?
-[thumping, scraping]

255
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,255
Does he not even remember me?

256
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,305
If I was him,
I would be up all night like, "Oh, no,

257
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,812
that terrifying Mega Fat I helped fire
is probably out for revenge.

258
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,895
What should I do?
Also, unrelated, I'm a dumb-dumb!"

259
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,191
It's a high chair!
It's never going to spin circles, Donald!

260
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,646
What? No, nobody's spinning.
I don't even like that anymore.

261
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,657
[sobbing] Don't look at me!

262
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:39,569
Wha-- Ooh!

263
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:44,871
Poison, rotten food being served
to puny, helpless babies?

264
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,536
I'm Marsha Krinkle,

265
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:50,922
and this facility is treating toddlers
to puke stew.

266
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,260
You see? Disgust-- mm.

267
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,971
Actually, um... mm.

268
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,796
Hmm, that's not bad. [chuckles]

269
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,894
Mm, mm, and the-- and the texture!

270
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,430
I mean, you don't even have to chew this.
[chuckles] Mm.

271
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,726
[gulps] Uh, excuse me. [laughs]

272
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,023
Really just holds its flavor, you know?

273
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,568
You guys aren't like dogs, are you?

274
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,032
I can give you chocolate, right?

275
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,568
[huffs] Another bust.

276
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,621
I'm starting to think you keep coming here
for more than just a great exposé.

277
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,123
Way too busy for a baby.

278
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,174
I-If that's what you were implying.

279
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,922
Erase that tape!

280
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,630
Mm! Mm!

281
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,801
Did you know that adults
carry candy in their pouches

282
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,304
that they can just give you?

283
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,546
Yes!

284
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,900
This boat, it doesn't have
a lame-o outboard motor does it?

285
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:56,479
Become a baby who deserves
an inboard motor!

286
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,397
[Bryce screaming]

287
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,658
[munching]

288
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,075
[exhales, giggling]

289
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,039
For the sake of giggles and hypotheticals,

290
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,870
what would it take for me
to become a good baby?

291
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,041
[birds chirping]

292
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,457
Breathe!

293
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,665
I'm pretty dang good at breathing already.

294
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,376
It's why I'm not dead right now.

295
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,336
-In!
-Fine. [inhales]

296
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:27,259
Envision a cloud enveloping you in calm!

297
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,018
-Out!
-[exhales]

298
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,229
Cool cloud, very fluffy.

299
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,599
Hooray, I'm a good baby!

300
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,895
Now, let's go rip
Boss Baby's happiness to pieces

301
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,269
before I settle for a boring family life!

302
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,355
Ooh!

303
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,612
What, man?

304
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,034
I did the breathing and everything!

305
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,413
This path is revenge!

306
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,491
This path is being a good baby!

307
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:51,997
You cannot have both
because they will never meet!

308
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,753
[zaps]

309
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,592
Mega Fat Formerly CEO
But Now Just Regular Baby,

310
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,959
Boss Baby has betrayed us to PuppyCo,

311
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,586
and our new CEO requests your assistance
to bring him to justice!

312
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,135
It is the right thing to do and also
would satisfy any desire you may have

313
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,260
for vengeance against your old nemesis.

314
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,177
[claps]

315
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,675
I stand corrected!

316
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,647
It is surprisingly easy
to bring two open hands together,

317
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:19,149
and it makes a satisfying clapping sound!

318
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,400
I accept!

319
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:21,689
[bell dings]

320
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,118
[rock music playing]

321
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,578
Oh... [speaking gibberish]

322
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,999
Snap! Rewind! It's a comeback!

323
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:31,908
Hello!

324
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,210
You must be the new CEO.

325
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,495
A-cha-cha-ta-ta-ta-ta. I know.

326
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,379
You're terrified Boss Baby
will stab you in the back

327
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,881
and send you down the firing chute.

328
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,223
I feel you, new CEO lady.

329
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,222
-Don't worry, Mega Fat is here.
-[Boss] Keep at it.

330
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,262
Whatever happens, I swear one thing:
I will not take the fall for this!

331
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,927
[Tim] And I swear one more thing:

332
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,559
I will not be getting new church slacks
from Junior Fancy's.

333
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,614
Not this day!

334
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,402
-Aah!
-Church slacks. Junior Fancy's.

335
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,692
Cooly-cool.
See you there with my Bossy posse!

336
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,697
Whoop! I've spooked him.

337
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,619
He'll be doing all he can
to avoid Junior Fancy's,

338
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,239
so let's find him
before he escapes for good.

339
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,577
Overturn every stroller!
Kick down every playhouse door!

340
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:19,293
We could also geolocate his chupie
with the chupie tracker!

341
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,423
That option!

342
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,211
[zaps]

343
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,629
[munches]

344
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,049
-Booshah!
-Aah!

345
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,640
-Aah!
-[all shouting]

346
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,930
Get off me!

347
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,183
I was set up!

348
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,055
[mock crying] "Oh, wah, wah!

349
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,232
Oh, I'm an excuse baby!"

350
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,651
Set up by who?

351
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,899
-It's ridicu-cray-cray!
-[Boss grunts]

352
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,611
-[Tim] Can we do donuts?
-[gasps] Oh...

353
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,401
[Ted] That's unsafe driving, Tim.

354
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,315
-What?
-[Janice] But the parking lot's empty.

355
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,863
Uh, nothing?

356
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,910
-[tires screeching]
-Whoa!

357
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,657
-Whoa!
-Whoa! [laughing]

358
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,874
Whoa, whoa, aah!

359
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,037
[shouting, groans]

360
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,996
That stopped being fun seconds ago!

361
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,549
Oh!

362
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,221
My body is fine, Magnus.

363
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,175
It's my entire being that's broken.

364
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,554
Explain further.

365
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,345
Boss Baby claims he was set up,
and at first, I was like,

366
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,522
"Sure, you were, buddy," wink wink liar.

367
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,691
"Nobody could have done that!
Come on!"

368
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,940
But there is someone who could have.

369
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,943
His new CEO.

370
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,030
This alone proves nothing!

371
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,776
I know, but back there,
hanging out of that car window

372
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,784
while throttling the bejeebers
out of my most hated foe,

373
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,407
I realized one other thing:

374
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,751
as annoying as Boss Baby is,

375
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,250
he would never betray Baby Corp.

376
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,463
You found the goodness
even in a hated enemy!

377
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,626
I know, I know, and it feels gross!

378
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,761
The paths of revenge and being a good baby

379
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,894
have once more diverged!

380
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:59,354
It is time to ask yourself
what kind of baby are you?

381
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,860
My money's on revenge baby, but, hey,
let's wing it and see what happens.

382
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,058
I love surprises!

383
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,442
[people shouting, fighting]

384
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,895
Mad-dog will bring the traitor down, sir!

385
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,454
-[barking]
-[sputtering]

386
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,780
Don't need those.

387
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,913
Boss Baby is innocent.

388
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,038
-What?
-Oh, twist!

389
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,751
I know! But, honestly, even I assumed
I'd take the path of evil.

390
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,213
But good job, me!

391
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,665
[zaps]

392
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:31,633
Today, you are ready to become
a good baby!

393
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,682
Where are you going?

394
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,560
You must navigate
the rest of this path without me!

395
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,979
But... you're my Magnus!

396
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,559
-[wind gusting]
-[wind chimes chiming]

397
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,032
You are the Magnus now!

398
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:54,238
-♪ Honeybees, honeybees are so sweet ♪
-[Donald grunting]

399
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:02,785
♪ A good baby knows
How to change and how to grow ♪

400
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:08,093
♪ When a friend is doing bad
He lends a helping hand ♪

401
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:12,380
Finger goes from nose,
booger out, into mouth.

402
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,966
There, like that.

403
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,141
Delicious, right?

404
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,932
♪ A good baby shares
Even things that are not there ♪

405
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,305
♪ Like confidence and cheer ♪

406
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,186
-[shouting, laughing]
-♪ A good baby sees ♪

407
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,732
♪ Good things in her enemies ♪

408
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,817
♪ She does all she can
To make her fiends into best friends ♪

409
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,365
Whatever you need, Guitar Baby,
know that I am here for--

410
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,911
goo-ga-kai kola-toe-sambala!

411
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,962
Whoa, my guitar.

412
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,205
Someday, you will thank me for this.

413
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,842
-Oh, yeah, we thank you.
-That's over!

414
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,800
-[bell rings]
-[babies gasping, murmuring]

415
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,550
[rumbling]

416
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,894
[baby] Yeah, yeah,
you're going to find somebody.

417
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,889
[breathes deeply]

418
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,850
I-- I gooduated!

419
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194
[laughing] Whoopsie-doopsie!

420
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,110
[laughs] Oh, wow,
I feel dizzy without being dizzy!

421
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,689
[laughs] Thanks for the help, Mega F--

422
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,401
Aw. Aw, geez.

423
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,985
I'm sorry. You didn't--

424
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,782
Gooduate? No, I did.

425
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,996
I am officially qualified to settle down
and be boring for life.

426
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,958
Congooduations!

427
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,620
Congooduations to you.

428
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,587
[munching]

429
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,708
Eh, poor kid.

430
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,184
[man] Is that our little captain?

431
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,048
[coos]

432
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,008
[babbles]

433
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,437
[babbles]

434
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,147
Oh!

435
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,074
[inhales]

436
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,025
-Ow! Geez, he's got a chomper growing!
-Uh? Ooh!

437
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,656
-[man] You want downsies?
-[woman] This is a frisky one!

438
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,254
[babbles]

439
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,789
[chuckles] You are a little devil-booger,
aren't ya?

440
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,829
What did I do wrong, honey?

441
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,130
[sighs] You think maybe
we're just not fit for a baby?

442
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840
[Bryce] A rainbow shark!

443
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,392
[Mega Fat] Hey, Bryce.

444
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,847
Do just what I tell you
and you're home free.

445
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,483
Remember, "Mama, Papa," okay?

446
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,346
"Mama, Papa."

447
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,361
Yes.

448
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,652
I threw up all over my pajamas! [laughs]

449
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:39,859
Close enough.

450
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,622
Well, who's this sugar beet?

451
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,909
-Oh, he's a big captain!
-Bing!

452
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,622
-[chomps]
-Ow!

453
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,035
[giggles]

454
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,995
Love the sass, kid.

455
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,344
Ugh, bad boy devil-boogers
aren't that hard to parent, right?

456
00:20:55,545 --> 00:21:00,215
Man alive, how does someone that small
cause so much pain and difficulty?

457
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,933
[stammers] I'm not sure

458
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,221
I'm the right journalist
to handle this story.

459
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,305
I'm sorry.

460
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,597
[woman] Welp, I guess
if we're getting a preschooler,

461
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,975
we don't need this company
for super simple baby raising.

462
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,239
"Bubbeezee, we make babies easy."

463
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:21,909
[gasps]

464
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,485
[sniffles] I mean, come on.

465
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,583
Imagine me with a baby, you know.

466
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,739
It's just crazy. Ha! You're crazy!

467
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,963
I'm Marsha Krinkle,
and I'm coo-coo bananas!

468
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,499
-[thumps]
-[screams, gasps]

469
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,182
There, just one signature,

470
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,887
plus the extensive background checks,
parental workshops, fees,

471
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,273
and paperwork that got me here,
but let's cut to the chase.

472
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,850
I'm Marsha Krinkle,
and I'm about to adopt this baby!

473
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,481
Back to you, Chaz!

474
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,479
Look at us, you little devil-booger.

475
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:03,364
Tell you what, I will be the best mother
Bubbeezee can help me be,

476
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,867
and all you have to do is promise to be
really easy and really good

477
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,871
all the time.

478
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,949
Like, constantly.

479
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,043
[coos]

480
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,326
Okay, it's a deal.

481
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:17,133
[Mega Fat] From that moment,
I have kept that promise to my mommy lady.

482
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,127
[babbles]

483
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,915
And you know what?
I actually enjoy being a good-boy baby.

484
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:24,932
[coos, laughs]

485
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:28,013
It makes her feel good,
and that makes me feel good.

486
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,056
[beeps]

487
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,899
[Mega Fat] So, why in the how-come heck
am I about to blow all these good vibes

488
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,188
by headbutting this puppy?

489
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,901
Aah, too late! My body is doing it!

490
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,941
[Marsha gasps] Baby, no!

491
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,487
[Mega Fat] Oops.

492
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,781
[theme music playing]

493
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,965
♪ Boss Baby ♪