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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎苹果酱队队长呼叫总部 目标移动中

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‎他有包裹吗？

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‎侦查队出动

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‎蹦蹦队、抱抱队、嘟嘟队 汇报

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‎各队汇报状况

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‎嗨 我是金宝 请回答

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‎不用每次都自我介绍 大块头

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‎收到

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‎我是金宝 收到

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‎蹦蹦队队长呼叫总部

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‎调包进行中

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‎我的二号准备换上新的

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‎别再叫我你的二号 我有名字

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‎抱抱队队长呼叫总部

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‎我们在现场 准备骇入本地系统

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‎不停乱按 直到接通

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‎嗨 各位 嘟嘟队的巴迪

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‎我对任务人员有些疑虑

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‎他们可爱吗？

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‎-当然可爱
‎-那就别担心了

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‎黄色百分百

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‎黄色百分百

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‎嗨 小朋友

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‎天啊 好可爱

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‎收到 各队队长

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‎现在拍宝宝的屁股 全面展开行动

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‎-没问题
‎-好

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‎总部 你最好跟老板汇报最新状况

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‎知道了

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‎再见 金宝

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‎金宝 有什么好消息？

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‎各队都在现场执行任务

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‎任务会在六分钟后完成

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‎加快到三分钟 我这就过去

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‎我对我的队员有信心 黄色百分百

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‎黄色百分百

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‎各队注意 任务完成时间提前

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‎-不可能
‎-什么？

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‎别浪费时间抱怨 宝宝们 快行动

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‎他有包裹吗？

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‎确认有脏尿布

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‎他要把脏尿布扔在室内公共场所…

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‎里面的一般垃圾桶

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‎戴好防毒面具

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‎准备拦截目标物

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‎蹦蹦队 汇报

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‎任务成功 我的二号很强

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‎别那样叫我

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‎我不知道要按什么号码

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‎解码还没完成

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‎快解开来 抱抱队

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‎嘟嘟队？

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‎-躲猫猫
‎-真是太可爱了

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‎-宝宝喜爱度就要…
‎-糟糕 我偷了你的鼻子

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‎好可爱

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‎-巴斯基的鼻子不见了
‎-什么？

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‎刚才有人扯走了他的鼻子

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‎我要吐了

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‎吞回去 不准吐 我们会派人支援

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‎金宝 密切注意嘟嘟队

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‎金银宝 达成目标了吗？

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‎我没看到统计表上有任何变化

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‎马上就会有了 老板

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‎思黛奇？

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‎我正在处理

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‎各位 快一点

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‎巴斯基就要发动报复攻击了 好吗？

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‎待着别动 我马上过去

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‎脏尿布要投进去了

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‎苹果酱队 随机应变 出动

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‎蹦蹦队、抱抱队 完成任务

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‎是宝宝们

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‎让人好想要个孩子

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‎我带了备用鼻子

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‎漂亮

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‎董事会的诸位

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‎宝贝老板

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‎介意我们今天在别的地方谈吗？

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‎你有什么想法 董事长先生？

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‎你现在是总裁了 而且我饿了

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‎不如改在行政高层餐厅开会？

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‎请用开胃菜

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‎谢谢你 唐追

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‎有法国阿尔萨斯区游乐场沙子的味道

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‎好极了

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‎我们注意到了最新的宝贝喜爱度数据
‎实在佩服

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‎谢谢你 先生

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‎告诉我 你有什么秘诀？

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‎黄色百分百

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‎这是我对宝贝公司的愿景宣言

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‎不再只把目标放在攻占
‎喜爱度市场第一

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‎我们要百分百填满整张饼图
‎拥有全部的爱

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‎人们喜欢的东西千奇百怪
‎但若说让人爱到骨子里的

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‎大家应该只会想到一件事 宝宝

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‎先生 请打开机棚

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‎飞机来了

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‎好了

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‎我喜欢这计划

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‎先生 我无法形容这让我多振奋

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‎优秀的总裁懂得关注基本面

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‎-市场占有率
‎-对极了

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‎-外勤业务
‎-全要归功思黛奇

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‎她充分发挥了领导力

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‎运转良好的办公大楼

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‎能让每个宝宝都不受干扰

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‎拿出最佳表现的地方

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‎你说的是那些房客吧？

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‎没错 说的就是那些房客

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‎我们在处理了

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‎住手

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‎那个是我要用的

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‎现在狗狗公司搬到这里了？

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‎不 只是个分公司

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‎设在了最令人无法忍受的地方

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‎不要舔水龙头 坏狗

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‎三胞胎当总裁的那半个小时

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‎宝贝公司的财务出了问题

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‎权力让我们疯狂

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‎-不过…
‎-我们解决了

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‎居然是把办公室
‎分租给另一家本地企业

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‎我要不留遗憾地生活

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‎我们来吃一大块乳酪
‎然后做一百万个开合跳

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‎好

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‎先生 麻烦在这上面签名

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‎你现在当家了
‎为什么不把狗狗赶出去？

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‎我很想 但三胞胎写了一份
‎没有漏洞可钻的租约

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‎那些狗狗的律师也真要命

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‎所以我得用点创意

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‎而且从宝贝董事埃米利亚诺
‎失去耐心的口气听来

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‎我得尽快解决

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‎所以你没办法来看我的
‎做好事尖兵安全表演会了？

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‎我得编一个借口跟爸妈说

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‎什么？不 邓普顿

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‎我对你的教育活动都全力支持

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‎真的？

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‎就像你说的 我现在当家了 我是总裁

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‎我对办公室和家庭都能百分百投入

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‎-数学不是这样算的
‎-高层人士的算法

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‎我不必所有的事都亲力亲为

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‎我提出愿景 让其他人有所依循
‎能发挥最佳表现

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‎大家好 宝贝公司的美丽员工

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‎-黄色百分百
‎-黄色百分百

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‎你们是我的超级巨星员工

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‎你们太棒了 各位
‎你们每个人都让我很骄傲

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‎我觉得好受重视

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‎他让我想成为一个不烂的员工
‎重新做人

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‎现在让我们把宝贝公司的集体智慧
‎运用在新任务上

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‎解决房客问题

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‎不要烂点子 开始动脑子
‎施展你们的魔力

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‎接着一小时不要找我

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‎我相信只要一点想象力
‎和一百分的努力

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‎等我回来 这地方就看不到狗狗了

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‎你是要我们暂停争取宝宝喜爱度？

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‎不 那个也要投入一百分的努力

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‎高层人士的算法

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‎我懂了

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‎我对大家有信心 去对付它们

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‎-黄色百分百
‎-黄色百分百

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‎交给你了 思黛奇

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‎邓普顿 现在去看
‎你精彩的安全表演会吧

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‎-身为做好事尖兵…
‎-我要为安全做好事…

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‎利用每一个机会…

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‎教导大家防范各种危险或危机

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‎安全情景1 好痒 好痛

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‎我走到毒葛里了

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‎在皮肤上涂抹外用酒精
‎可以去除毒葛中

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‎让人过敏的漆酚

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‎我的天 他好可爱 看起来好有权威

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‎安全情景2 口吐白沫

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‎糟糕 是中毒了

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‎安全情景49

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‎我着火了

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‎躺下 我用毯子把你盖起来
‎这样火就会灭了

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‎我身上的火灭了

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‎安全情景107
‎不确定烟雾警报器是否正常

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‎家里的每间卧室内外

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‎以及每一层楼都应该装烟雾警报器

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‎我家装了七个烟雾警报器

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‎我现在示范测试每一个警报器

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‎宝贝 千万不要

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‎你有办法快点溜回来吗？

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‎铲除狗狗行动出了一点状况

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‎我很想
‎但我得先给家人百分百的时间

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‎然后才能回去百分百投入工作

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‎我会尽快赶回办公室

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‎-快弄停它
‎-快弄停它

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‎我知道 兄弟 刚才那是很长
‎也很有教育性

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‎但很长的安全表演会

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‎我们带你回家睡午觉吧

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‎蒂姆呢？

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‎他想跟派特斯基走路回家

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‎你表演得好棒 特别是被虫子咬那段

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‎那只是肌肉记忆

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00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,508
‎几个礼拜前和火蚁丘打了一架

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‎倒是你 老兄…

208
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,510
‎救援翻倒的独木舟？

209
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,887
‎对 那段好紧张

210
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,064
‎我在脑海里看到一艘独木舟 我就想

211
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‎“我身为做好事尖兵的神圣信条

212
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,647
‎就是教育人们 让他们…”

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‎天啊

214
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,278
‎查看危险状况

215
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,624
‎没有玻璃破裂 没有燃油溢出
‎没有电线裸露

216
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‎也没有未标示的家用毒药瓶

217
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,450
‎我去找大人来帮忙

218
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,747
‎我去救宝宝

219
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,540
‎法兰奇？

220
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,840
‎嗨 宝贝老板的哥哥

221
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,260
‎你怎么会在这里？

222
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:58,008
‎我想安装新的宝宝气味空气清新剂

223
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,512
‎结果一棵树砸到车上 发出了巨响

224
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,555
‎宝宝就哭了

225
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,813
‎我觉得你什么都说了
‎就是没回答我的问题

226
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,484
‎-你怎么会…
‎-黄色百分百

227
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,654
‎一定要全天候争取宝宝喜爱度

228
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‎-放开我 我要…
‎-我的天

229
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,701
‎有宝宝受困

230
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,819
‎-这两个男孩是英雄
‎-真了不起

231
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,289
‎这下你们两个闯进来

232
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‎把所有的爱都抢过去给自己了

233
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,211
‎你的黄色百分百精神呢？

234
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,707
‎我们没打算跟任何人抢喜爱度

235
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,464
‎真希望他们是我养的

236
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,431
‎跟我详细报告狗狗的状况

237
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:43,508
‎阿佩想出一个点子
‎要调高房租 让狗狗公司负担不起

238
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‎这点子好

239
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,814
‎它们为什么还在？

240
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,851
‎狗狗决定把它们的空间
‎分租给别家公司

241
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,647
‎来付我们租金

242
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,821
‎什么？租给谁？

243
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‎生意

244
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‎生意

245
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‎400美元

246
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,277
‎我疯了

247
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,124
‎我不知道我在干吗 因为我恋爱了

248
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‎生意

249
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‎不

250
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,246
‎租给学前怪？你们怎么把他们弄到…

251
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,629
‎他们根本没在做生意

252
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,924
‎你们有谁真的在生产或提供
‎任何商品或服务吗？

253
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,431
‎我们得挪动指针

254
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,595
‎那是什么意思？

255
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:30,313
‎但如果针…断…

256
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,902
‎我想如果针…

257
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,229
‎我不知道

258
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,774
‎因为只是气球

259
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,913
‎这不可能合法

260
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,870
‎不 我不想和你的狗狗律师讨论

261
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,252
‎太好了 你回来了 我还需要你签名

262
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,710
‎-等一下 奇普
‎-麻烦你签名

263
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,131
‎请签在这里

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‎-别逼我造假
‎-先生

265
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‎宝贝老板
‎我的黄色百分百任务有状况

266
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,814
‎我得知道我们要怎么处理

267
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:08,852
‎大家等一下

268
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,851
‎宝贝董事埃米利亚诺要听
‎驱逐房客的最新状况

269
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,555
‎就说我们正在讨论解决方案

270
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,107
‎老板 是你哥哥打来的

271
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,819
‎好像有重要的事

272
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,566
‎-只是个签名
‎-你一定要听

273
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,275
‎邓普顿 什么事？

274
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,663
‎有人要颁奖给我 是镇长

275
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,791
‎太好了 等我回去再跟我细说

276
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,369
‎但你现在就得回来

277
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,663
‎他们想赶在新闻播出前举行颁奖典礼

278
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,247
‎而且全家都受邀出席

279
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,745
‎我才参加过家庭活动

280
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,787
‎老天

281
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,508
‎我以为你会想知道

282
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,048
‎抱歉 我当然想知道

283
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,633
‎只是我现在刚好很忙

284
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,302
‎-我会帮你找借口跟爸妈说
‎-不

285
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,887
‎工作和家庭都要百分百 我会去

286
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,103
‎等我三分钟

287
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,857
‎安静！

288
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,685
‎执行开放式办公室空间计划

289
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,606
‎先生？

290
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,994
‎想摆脱房客 就拆掉所有的隔间

291
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,196
‎没有隐私 没有隔间

292
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,373
‎每个人都会被逼疯
‎狗狗和学前怪都会受不了

293
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,753
‎宝宝们 你们绝对能撑得比他们久

294
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,004
‎我们也会被他们逼疯的

295
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,002
‎怎么可能撑得比他们久？

296
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,995
‎因为这个

297
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,758
‎你们是宝贝公司

298
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,838
‎你们不需要我回答每个小问题

299
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,474
‎你们都知道我的愿景了

300
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,430
‎所以用尽各种办法 不惜代价

301
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,391
‎不择手段也要让宝宝喜爱度
‎填满那颗心

302
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,024
‎黄色百分百

303
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,484
‎-黄色百分百
‎-黄色百分百

304
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,483
‎用尽各种方法 不择手段

305
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,824
‎我知道了 宝贝老板

306
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,820
‎好 宝宝们 开始拆除！

307
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,326
‎托马斯库尔凯尔卡英勇奖章

308
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,246
‎本镇的最高荣誉

309
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:02,501
‎我想不出有什么比无助小宝宝的救星
‎更有资格获得此奖

310
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,998
‎那是我的儿子

311
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,468
‎好的那个
‎不是把鼻屎黏在椅子下的那个

312
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,763
‎孩子们 你们的反应真快

313
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,433
‎你们怎么知道那个情景下该做什么？

314
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,523
‎镇长先生 很高兴你问了

315
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,888
‎因为我们遵循了神圣的信条

316
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,150
‎-拜托不要 儿子
‎-不

317
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,649
‎身为做好事尖兵…

318
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,230
‎我要为安全做好事 利用每一个机会

319
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,067
‎教导大家防范各种危险或危机

320
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,453
‎新闻摄影机准备好

321
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,828
‎本镇要上安全教育课了

322
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,079
‎那我就

323
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,369
‎等你们上完？

324
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,504
‎安全情景1 好痒 好痛

325
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,212
‎我走到毒葛里了

326
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,088
‎在皮肤上涂抹外用酒精
‎可以去除毒葛中

327
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,918
‎让人过敏的漆酚

328
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,217
‎安全情景2 口吐白沫

329
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,140
‎有什么问题？

330
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,721
‎你的开放式办公室策略奏效了

331
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,934
‎每个人都被其他人逼疯了

332
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,385
‎我们喜欢假装在森林里

333
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,398
‎我们在救马

334
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,401
‎-别闹
‎-别让它跑了

335
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,284
‎我会过敏…

336
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,203
‎我想如果我们的宝宝们撑得住

337
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,695
‎狗狗和学前怪顶多再20分钟就会滚蛋

338
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,155
‎太好了 问题是什么？

339
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,334
‎我们的宝宝撑不下去了

340
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,424
‎板板 我是很有耐心的宝宝
‎但我要崩溃了

341
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,762
‎章鱼发烧以后

342
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,759
‎会变成什么？

343
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,852
‎-不知道 是什么？
‎-章鱼烧

344
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:43,314
‎韩德夏 你一定能撑得
‎比那些学前怪和狗狗久

345
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,515
‎我对你有信心

346
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,476
‎黄色百分百

347
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,026
‎黄色百分百

348
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,113
‎黄色百分百

349
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,816
‎韩德夏不是唯一崩溃了的宝宝 老板

350
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,367
‎我们需要你 你可以多快赶回来？

351
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:01,251
‎鲨鱼是顶端掠食者 只对力量有…

352
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,617
‎我不知道 可能还要几…

353
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,789
‎安全情景6

354
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,507
‎-我再回你电话
‎-什么？不 我们要…

355
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:14,128
‎布林结稳固不会滑动 适合吊挂救援

356
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,598
‎-法兰奇？
‎-嗨 老板 你要帮忙吗？

357
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,757
‎你在做什么？

358
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,636
‎-在地板上涂猪油
‎-你为什么…

359
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,564
‎这样大家起立鼓掌时
‎就会摔得四脚朝天

360
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,185
‎“我们好生气”

361
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,071
‎当然除了前面那两个大小孩

362
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,739
‎他们一定要站着 不然计划就没用了

363
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,781
‎我觉得你什么都说了
‎就是没回答我的问题

364
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,703
‎你为什么…

365
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,241
‎因为他们抢了应该属于宝宝的爱

366
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,121
‎而且你说要不择手段 用尽各种办法

367
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,665
‎所以我就设计这个大灾难 陷害他们

368
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,459
‎什么？不可以

369
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,133
‎已经来不及了

370
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,205
‎猪油

371
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,876
‎但那是我的哥哥

372
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,263
‎对 他不会再抢走我们的爱了

373
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,255
‎这会在新闻播出

374
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,807
‎全镇的人会永远讨厌他们

375
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,102
‎什么？不行 这主意太糟了

376
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,936
‎我知道 要做可靠性测试

377
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:13,612
‎放心 受到你的启发
‎我对自己和我的计划充满信心

378
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,284
‎黄色百分百万岁

379
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,742
‎不 我不是那…

380
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,067
‎我没看到安全危害

381
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,078
‎那么救出这受困宝宝应该…

382
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,371
‎此时不颁奖 更待何时？

383
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,585
‎大家起立 掌声鼓励他们的英勇表演

384
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,378
‎好棒 我一直梦想能获得
‎不是挖苦我的起立鼓掌

385
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,511
‎不

386
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,891
‎本着托马斯库尔凯尔卡
‎英勇奖章的精神

387
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,311
‎我很荣幸将这英勇奖章颁给

388
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,480
‎这两位勇敢的年轻人

389
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,389
‎思黛奇

390
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605
‎一切都很好 先生 成功了

391
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,398
‎狗狗公司要搬走了
‎学前怪要跟它们一起离开

392
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,693
‎一切都不好

393
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,196
‎跟巴格说我要谈条件

394
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,823
‎我们用不着谈条件 他们要离开了

395
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,038
‎我的提议是
‎我们会把所有的隔间墙恢复原状

396
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,370
‎它们可以留在宝贝公司

397
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,705
‎-什么？
‎-老板 宝贝董事埃米利亚诺打来

398
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,793
‎他要知道房客现在是什么状况

399
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,088
‎先生 黄色百分百

400
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,015
‎提议依然有效 巴格
‎但条件是它们必须在15秒内

401
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,440
‎派一群狗狗到博物馆 不准问问题

402
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,187
‎我要你们俩做一件事

403
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:37,988
‎请大家起立
‎给我们的年轻英雄热烈掌声

404
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,780
‎丹尼派特斯基和蒂姆邓普顿

405
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,821
‎那是我的儿子

406
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,589
‎怎么…

407
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,718
‎我坐到奖章别针上了

408
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,812
‎有人会处理高位脚踝扭伤
‎和轻微瘀伤吗？

409
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,059
‎事实上 我们会

410
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,101
‎-恶心
‎-猪油？

411
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,652
‎这下有人要倒大霉了

412
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,031
‎这么恶劣的恶作剧是谁干的？

413
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,315
‎先生
‎你要对我们的黄色百分百做什么？

414
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,408
‎今天

415
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,787
‎黄色对半开就好

416
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,375
‎那些狗狗狼吞虎咽吃鸡翅

417
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,884
‎把博物馆地板弄得都是油

418
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,386
‎这是唯一可信的解释

419
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,721
‎你们这些臭狗

420
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,264
‎我最讨厌狗狗

421
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,183
‎-可恶的狗狗
‎-气死人了

422
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,926
‎狗狗！

423
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,397
‎我们的房客要长期租下去
‎董事会一定会生气

424
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,694
‎家庭紧急状况

425
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,147
‎董事会能接受的

426
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,907
‎尤其是我们让狗狗喜爱度暴跌之后

427
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,117
‎少来了 你们可以留下

428
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,294
‎而且我说了“不准问问题”

429
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,380
‎-猪油
‎-对 那个很抱歉

430
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,882
‎绝对别为主动出击道歉

431
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,804
‎而且我得到宝贵的教训

432
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,093
‎就是也许没办法
‎同时百分百投入每件事

433
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,426
‎-有道理
‎-没错

434
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,012
‎真有智慧

435
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,635
‎但如果不投入
‎你不在时 别人可能会把事情搞砸

436
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,188
‎-对极了
‎-有道理

437
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,901
‎好有智慧

438
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,284
‎也许这教训就是当家真是苦差事

439
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,335
‎宝贝老板