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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎我是霸氣寶貝老闆
‎霸氣霸氣寶貝老闆，霸氣霸氣

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‎看小不隆咚娃兒變大

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‎我是寶貝大老闆當家

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‎嬰兒推車搖擺過街沒在怕

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‎我是寶貝大老闆當家

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‎這房歸我管，還有嬰兒床

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‎尿布快幫我換，圍兜在哪

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‎奶嘴閃開，你只要把錢拿來

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‎-誰是當家？
‎-我，寶貝老闆

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‎蘋果醬隊隊長呼叫總部，目標移動中

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‎他有包裹嗎？

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‎偵查隊出動

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‎蹦蹦隊，抱抱隊，嘟嘟隊，回報

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‎各隊回報狀況

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‎嗨，我是金寶，請回答

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‎不用每次都自我介紹，大塊頭

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‎收到

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‎我是金寶，收到

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‎蹦蹦隊隊長呼叫總部

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‎掉包進行中

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‎我的二號準備換上新的

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‎別再叫我你的二號，我有名字

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‎抱抱隊隊長呼叫總部

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‎我們在現場，準備駭入本地系統

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‎不停亂按，直到接通

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‎嗨，各位，嘟嘟隊的巴迪

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‎我對任務人員有些疑慮

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‎他們可愛嗎？

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‎-當然可愛
‎-那就別擔心了

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‎黃色百分百

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‎黃色百分百

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‎嗨，小朋友

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‎天啊，好可愛

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‎收到，各隊隊長

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‎現在拍寶寶的屁股，全面展開行動

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‎-沒問題
‎-好

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‎總部，你最好跟老闆回報最新狀況

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‎知道了

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‎再見，金寶

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‎金寶，有什麼好消息？

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‎各隊都在現場執行任務

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‎任務會在六分鐘後完成

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‎算三分鐘吧，我這就過去

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‎我對我的隊員有信心，黃色百分百

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‎黃色百分百

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‎各隊注意，任務完成時間提前

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‎-不可能
‎-什麼？

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‎別浪費時間抱怨，寶寶們，快行動

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‎他有包裹嗎？

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‎髒尿布，確認

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‎他要把髒尿布扔在室內公共場所…

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‎裡面的一般垃圾桶

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‎戴防毒面具

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‎準備攔截目標物

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‎蹦蹦隊，回報

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‎任務成功，我的二號很強

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‎別那樣叫我

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‎我不知道要按什麼號碼

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‎解碼還沒完成

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‎快解開來，抱抱隊

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‎嘟嘟隊？

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‎-躲貓貓
‎-真是太可愛了

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‎-寶寶的愛就要…
‎-糟糕，我偷了你的鼻子

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‎好可愛

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‎-巴斯基的鼻子不見了
‎-什麼？

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‎剛才有人拿走他的鼻子

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‎我要吐了

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‎吞回去，不准吐，我們會派人支援

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‎金寶，密切注意嘟嘟隊

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‎金銀寶，達成目標了嗎？

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‎我沒看到統計表有任何變化？

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‎馬上會有，老闆

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‎史黛西？

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‎我正在處理

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‎各位，快一點

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‎巴斯基就要發動報復攻擊了，好嗎？

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‎待著別動，我馬上過去

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‎髒尿布要投進去了

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‎蘋果醬隊，自己看著辦，走

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‎蹦蹦隊，抱抱隊，完成任務

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‎是寶寶

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‎讓人好想生寶寶

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‎我帶了備用鼻子

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‎漂亮

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‎董事會諸公閣下

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎介意我們今天在別的地方談嗎？

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‎你有什麼想法？董事長先生

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‎你現在是執行長了，而且我餓了

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‎不如改在行政餐廳開會？

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‎請用開胃酒

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‎謝謝你，唐追

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‎有亞爾薩斯區遊樂場沙子的味道

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‎好極了

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‎我們注意到寶寶的愛最新數據
‎佩服佩服

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‎謝謝你，先生

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‎告訴我，你有什麼秘訣？

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‎黃色百分百

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‎這是我對寶貝企業的願景宣言

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‎不再只把目標放在攻佔愛的市場第一

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‎我們要百分百填滿統計表
‎擁有全部的愛

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‎人們喜歡的東西千奇百怪
‎但若說讓人愛到骨子裡的

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‎大家應該只會想到：寶寶

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‎先生，請打開機棚

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‎飛機來了

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‎好了

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‎我喜歡這計劃

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‎先生，我無法形容這讓我多振奮

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‎優秀的執行長懂得關注基本面

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‎-市場佔有率
‎-對極了

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‎-外勤業務
‎-全要歸功史黛西

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‎她充分發揮了領導力

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‎運轉良好的辦公大樓

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‎能讓每個寶寶都不受干擾

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‎拿出最佳表現的地方

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‎你說的是房客吧？

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‎沒錯，就是說房客

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‎我們在處理了

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‎住手

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‎我需要那個

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‎那現在變成樂狗公司了？

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‎不，只是分公司

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‎設在最令人無法忍受的地方

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‎不要舔水龍頭，壞狗

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‎三胞胎當執行長的那半個小時

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‎寶貝企業的財務出了問題

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‎權力讓我們瘋狂

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‎-不過…
‎-我們解決了

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‎居然是把辦公室
‎分租給另一家本地企業

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‎我要不留遺憾地生活

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‎我們來吃一大塊乳酪
‎然後做一百萬個開合跳

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‎好

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‎先生，麻煩在這上面簽名

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‎你現在當家了
‎為什麼不把狗狗趕出去？

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‎我很想，但三胞胎寫了一份
‎沒有漏洞可鑽的租約

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‎那些狗狗的律師…要命

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‎所以我得用點創意

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‎而且從寶貝董事埃米利亞諾
‎失去耐心的口氣聽來

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‎我得盡快解決

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‎所以你答應要來看我的
‎做好事尖兵安全表演會要爽約了？

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‎我得編一個藉口跟爸媽說

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‎什麼？不，天普頓

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‎我對你的教育活動都全力支持

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‎真的？

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‎就像你說的，我現在當家了
‎我是執行長

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‎我對辦公室和家庭都能百分百投入

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‎-數學不是這樣算的
‎-高層人士的算法

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‎我不必所有的事都親力親為

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‎我提出願景，讓其他人有所依循
‎能發揮最佳表現

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‎大家好，寶貝企業的美麗員工

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‎-黃色百分百
‎-黃色百分百

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‎你們是我的超級巨星員工

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‎你們太棒了，各位
‎你們每個人都讓我很驕傲

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‎我覺得好受重視

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‎他讓我想成為一個不爛的員工
‎重新做人

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‎現在我們把寶貝企業的集體智慧
‎運用在新任務上：

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‎解決房客問題

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‎不要爛點子，開始想
‎施展你們的魔力

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‎接著一小時不要找我

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‎我相信只要一點想像力
‎和一百分的努力

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‎等我回來，這地方就看不到狗狗了

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‎你是要我們暫停拼寶寶的愛？

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‎不，那個也要投入一百分的努力

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‎高層人士的算法

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‎我懂了

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‎我對大家有信心，去對付牠們

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‎-黃色百分百
‎-黃色百分百

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‎交給妳了，史黛西

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‎天普頓，現在去看
‎你精彩的安全表演會吧

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‎-身為做好事尖兵…
‎-我要為安全做好事…

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‎利用每一個機會…

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‎教導大家防範各種危險或危機

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‎安全情景一：好癢，好痛

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‎我走到毒葛裡了

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‎在皮膚上涂抹外用酒精
‎可以去除毒葛中

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‎讓人過敏的漆酚

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‎我的天，他好可愛，好有權威

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‎安全情景二：咕嚕…

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‎糟糕，是毒

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‎安全情景49：

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‎我著火了

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‎躺下，我用毯子把你蓋起來
‎這樣火就會熄了

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‎我身上的火熄了

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‎安全情景107：
‎不確定煙霧警報器是否正常

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‎家裡的每間臥室內外

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‎以及每一層樓都應該裝煙霧警報器

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‎我家裝了七個煙霧警報器

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‎我現在示範測試每一個警報器

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‎寶貝，千萬不要

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‎你有辦法快點溜回來嗎？

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‎剷除狗狗行動出了一點狀況

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‎我很想
‎但我得先給家人百分百的時間

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‎然後才能回去百分百投入工作

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‎我會盡快趕回辦公室

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‎-快弄停它
‎-快弄停它

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‎我知道，兄弟，剛才那是很長…
‎很有教育性…

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‎很長的安全表演會

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‎我們帶你回家睡午覺吧

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00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,631
‎提姆呢？

203
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,589
‎他想跟佩卓斯基走路回家

204
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,337
‎你表演得好棒，被蟲子咬那段？

205
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,933
‎那只是肌肉記憶

206
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,508
‎幾個禮拜前和火蟻丘打了一架

207
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,724
‎倒是你，老兄…

208
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,510
‎救援翻覆的獨木舟？

209
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,887
‎對，那段好緊張

210
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,064
‎我的腦海看到一艘獨木舟，我就想：

211
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,353
‎“我身為做好事尖兵的神聖信條

212
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,647
‎就是教育人們，讓他們…”

213
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:31,937
‎哇

214
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,278
‎查看危險狀況

215
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,624
‎沒有砸破玻璃，沒有燃油溢出
‎沒有電線倒下

216
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,328
‎也沒有未標示的家用毒藥瓶

217
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,450
‎我去找大人來幫忙

218
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,747
‎我去救寶寶

219
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,540
‎法蘭奇？

220
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,840
‎嗨，寶貝老闆的哥哥

221
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,260
‎妳怎麼會在這裡？

222
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:58,008
‎我想安裝新的寶寶氣味空氣清新劑

223
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,512
‎結果一棵樹砸到車上，發出巨響

224
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,555
‎寶寶就哭了

225
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,813
‎我覺得妳什麼都說了
‎就是沒回答我的問題

226
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,484
‎-妳怎麼會…
‎-黃色百分百

227
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,654
‎一定要全天候拼寶寶的愛

228
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,943
‎-放開我，我要…
‎-我的天

229
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,701
‎有寶寶受困

230
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,819
‎-這兩個男孩是英雄
‎-真了不起

231
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,289
‎這下你們兩個闖進來

232
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,749
‎把所有的愛都搶過去了

233
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,211
‎你的黃色百分百精神呢？

234
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,707
‎我們沒打算跟任何人搶愛

235
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,464
‎真希望他們是我生的

236
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,431
‎跟我詳細報告狗狗的狀況

237
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:43,508
‎阿珮想出一個點子
‎要調高房租，讓樂狗公司負擔不起

238
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,466
‎這點子好

239
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,814
‎牠們為什麼還在？

240
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,851
‎狗狗決定把牠們的空間
‎分租給別家公司

241
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,647
‎來付我們租金

242
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,821
‎什麼？租給誰？

243
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,279
‎生意

244
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,488
‎生意…

245
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,110
‎400元

246
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,277
‎我瘋了…

247
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,124
‎我不知道我在幹嘛，因為我戀愛了

248
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,325
‎生意…

249
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,292
‎不…

250
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,246
‎租給屁孩？你們怎麼把他們弄到…

251
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,629
‎他們根本不是做生意

252
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,924
‎你們有誰實際生產或提供
‎任何商品或服務嗎？

253
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,431
‎我們得挪動指針

254
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,595
‎那是什麼意思？

255
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:30,313
‎但如果針…斷…

256
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,902
‎我想如果針…

257
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,229
‎我不知道

258
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,774
‎因為只是氣球

259
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,913
‎這樣不合法

260
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,870
‎不，我不想和你的狗狗律師討論

261
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,252
‎太好了，你回來了，我還需要你簽名

262
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,710
‎-等一下，奇普
‎-麻煩你簽名

263
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,131
‎請簽在這裡

264
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,420
‎-別逼我造假
‎-先生

265
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,762
‎寶貝老闆
‎我的黃色百分百任務有狀況

266
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,814
‎我得知道我們要怎麼處理

267
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:08,852
‎大家等一下

268
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,851
‎寶貝董事埃米利亞諾要聽
‎驅逐房客的最新狀況

269
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,555
‎就說我們正在討論解決方案

270
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,107
‎老闆，是你哥哥打的

271
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,819
‎好像有重要的事

272
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,569
‎-只是簽個名
‎-你一定要聽

273
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,275
‎天普頓，什麼事？

274
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,663
‎有人要頒獎給我…是鎮長

275
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,791
‎太好了，等我回去再跟我細說

276
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,369
‎但你現在就得回來

277
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,663
‎他們想趕在新聞播出前舉行頒獎典禮

278
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,247
‎而且全家都受邀出席

279
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,745
‎我才參加過家庭活動

280
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,787
‎老天

281
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,508
‎我以為你會想知道

282
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,048
‎抱歉，我當然想知道

283
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,633
‎只是我現在剛好很忙

284
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,302
‎-我會幫你找藉口跟爸媽說
‎-不

285
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,887
‎工作和家庭都要百分百，我會去

286
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,103
‎等我三分鐘

287
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,857
‎安靜

288
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,685
‎開放式辦公室空間

289
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,606
‎先生？

290
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,994
‎想擺脫房客，就拆掉所有的隔間

291
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,196
‎沒有隱私，沒有隔間

292
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,373
‎每個人都會被逼瘋
‎狗狗和屁孩都會受不了

293
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,753
‎寶寶們絕對能撐得比他們久

294
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,004
‎我們也會被他們逼瘋

295
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,002
‎怎麼可能撐得比他們久？

296
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,995
‎因為這個

297
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,758
‎你們是寶貝企業

298
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,838
‎不需要我回答每個小問題

299
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,474
‎你們都知道我的願景了

300
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,430
‎所以用盡各種辦法

301
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,391
‎不擇手段也要讓百分百寶寶的愛
‎填滿那顆心

302
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,024
‎黃色百分百

303
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,484
‎黃色百分百

304
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,483
‎用盡各種方法，不擇手段

305
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,824
‎我知道了，寶貝老闆

306
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,820
‎好，寶寶們，開始拆除

307
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,326
‎湯馬斯庫考卡英勇獎章

308
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,246
‎本鎮的最高榮譽

309
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:02,501
‎我想不出有什麼比拯救無助的小寶寶
‎更有資格獲得此獎

310
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,998
‎那是我的兒子

311
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,468
‎好的那個
‎不是把鼻屎黏在椅子下的那個

312
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,763
‎孩子們，你們的反應真快

313
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,433
‎你們怎麼知道那個情景下該做什麼？

314
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,523
‎鎮長先生，很高興你問了

315
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,888
‎因為我們遵循神聖的信條

316
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,150
‎-拜託不要，兒子
‎-不…

317
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,649
‎身為做好事尖兵…

318
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,230
‎我要為安全做好事，利用每一個機會

319
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,067
‎教導大家防範各種危險或危機

320
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,453
‎新聞攝影機準備好

321
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,828
‎本鎮要上安全教育課了

322
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,079
‎那我就…

323
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,369
‎等你們上完？

324
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,504
‎安全情景一：好癢，好痛

325
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,212
‎我走到毒葛裡了

326
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,088
‎在皮膚上涂抹外用酒精
‎可以去除毒葛中

327
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,918
‎讓人過敏的漆酚

328
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,217
‎安全情景二：咕嚕…

329
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,140
‎有什麼問題？

330
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,721
‎你的開放式辦公室策略奏效了

331
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,934
‎每個人都被其他人逼瘋了

332
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,385
‎我們喜歡假裝在森林裡

333
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,398
‎我們在救馬

334
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,401
‎-別鬧
‎-別讓牠跑了

335
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,284
‎我會過敏…

336
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,203
‎我想如果我們的寶寶撐得住

337
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,695
‎狗狗和屁孩頂多再20分鐘就會滾蛋

338
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,155
‎太好了，問題是什麼？

339
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,334
‎我們的寶寶撐不下去了

340
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,424
‎闆闆，我是很有耐心的寶寶
‎但我要崩潰了

341
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,762
‎要怎麼搔癢…

342
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,759
‎才能讓章魚笑？

343
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,852
‎-不知道，怎麼搔？
‎-章魚燒

344
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:43,314
‎韓德夏，你一定能
‎比那些屁孩和狗狗撐得久

345
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,515
‎我對你有信心

346
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,476
‎黃色百分百

347
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,026
‎黃色百分百

348
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,113
‎黃色百分百

349
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,816
‎韓德夏不是唯一崩潰的寶寶，老闆

350
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,367
‎我們需要你，你可以多快趕回來？

351
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:01,251
‎鯊魚是頂端掠食者，只對力量有…

352
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,617
‎我不知道，可能還要幾…

353
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,789
‎安全情景六…

354
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,507
‎-我再回妳電話
‎-什麼？不，我們要…

355
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:14,128
‎稱人結穩固不會滑動，適合吊掛救援

356
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,598
‎-法蘭奇？
‎-嗨，老闆，你要幫忙嗎？

357
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,757
‎妳在做什麼？

358
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,636
‎-在地板上塗豬油
‎-妳為什麼…

359
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,564
‎這樣大家起立鼓掌時
‎就會摔得四腳朝天

360
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,185
‎“我們好生氣”

361
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,071
‎當然除了前面那兩個大小孩

362
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,739
‎他們一定要站著，不然計劃就沒用了

363
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,781
‎我覺得妳什麼都說了
‎就是沒回答我的問題

364
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,703
‎妳為什麼…

365
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,241
‎因為他們搶了應該屬於寶寶的愛

366
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,121
‎而且你說要不擇手段，用盡各種辦法

367
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,665
‎所以我就設計這個大災難，陷害他們

368
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,459
‎什麼？不可以

369
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,133
‎已經來不及了

370
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,205
‎豬油

371
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,876
‎但那是我的哥哥

372
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,263
‎對，他不會再搶走我們的愛了

373
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,255
‎這會在新聞播出

374
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,807
‎全鎮的人會永遠討厭他們

375
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,102
‎什麼？不行，這主意太糟了

376
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,936
‎沒問題的，可靠性測試

377
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:13,612
‎放心，受到你的啟發
‎我對自己和我的計劃充滿信心

378
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,284
‎黃色百分百萬歲

379
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,742
‎不，我不是那…

380
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,067
‎我沒看到安全危害

381
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,078
‎那麼救出這受困寶寶應該…

382
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,371
‎此時不頒獎，更待何時？

383
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,585
‎大家起立，掌聲鼓勵他們的英勇

384
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,378
‎好棒，我一直夢想
‎不是挖苦我的起立鼓掌

385
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,511
‎不…

386
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,891
‎本著湯馬斯庫考卡英勇獎章的精神

387
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,311
‎我很榮幸將這英勇獎章頒給

388
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,480
‎這兩位勇敢的年輕人

389
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,389
‎史黛西

390
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605
‎一切都很好，先生，成功了

391
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,398
‎樂狗公司要搬走了
‎屁孩要跟牠們一起離開

392
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,693
‎一切都不好

393
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,196
‎跟巴格說我要談條件

394
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,823
‎我們用不著談條件，他們要離開了

395
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,038
‎我的提議是：
‎我們會把所有的隔間牆恢復原狀

396
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,370
‎你們可以留在寶貝企業

397
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,705
‎-什麼？
‎-老闆，寶貝董事埃米利亞諾打來

398
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,793
‎他要知道房客現在是什麼狀況

399
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,088
‎先生，黃色百分百

400
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,015
‎提議依然有效，巴格，但條件是
‎你必須在15秒內

401
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,440
‎派一群狗狗到博物館，不准問問題

402
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‎我要你們倆做一件事

403
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‎請大家起立
‎給我們的年輕英雄熱烈掌聲

404
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‎丹尼佩卓斯基和提姆天普頓

405
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‎那是我的兒子

406
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‎怎麼…

407
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‎我坐到獎章別針上了

408
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‎有人會處理高位腳踝扭傷
‎和輕微瘀傷嗎？

409
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‎事實上，我們會

410
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‎-好噁
‎-豬油？

411
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‎這下有人要倒大楣了

412
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‎這麼惡劣的惡作劇是誰幹的？

413
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‎先生
‎你要對我們的黃色百分百做什麼？

414
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‎今天…

415
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‎黃色五十五十就好

416
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‎那些狗狗狼吞虎嚥吃雞翅

417
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‎把博物館地板弄得都是油

418
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‎這是唯一可信的解釋

419
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‎你們這些臭狗

420
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‎我最討厭狗狗

421
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‎-可惡的狗狗
‎-氣死人了

422
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‎狗狗

423
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‎我們的房客要長期租下去
‎董事會一定會生氣

424
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‎家庭緊急狀況

425
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‎董事會能接受的

426
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‎尤其是我們讓狗狗的愛暴跌之後

427
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‎少來了，你們可以留下

428
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‎而且我有說：“不准問問題”

429
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‎-豬油
‎-對，那個很抱歉

430
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‎絕對別為主動出擊道歉

431
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‎而且我得到寶貴的教訓

432
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‎就是也許沒辦法
‎同時百分百投入每件事

433
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,426
‎-有道理
‎-沒錯

434
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‎真有智慧

435
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‎但如果不投入
‎你不在時，別人可能會把事情搞砸

436
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‎-對極了
‎-有道理

437
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‎好有智慧

438
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‎也許這教訓就是當家真是苦差事

439
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‎寶貝老闆