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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎糟糕 抱歉 等一下

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‎董事会诸位好

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‎总裁向董事会进行每周汇报

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‎我喜欢

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‎首先报告
‎我们集客式营销策略的好消息

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‎但你们还没看到精彩的

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‎谁在门口？大好机会先生

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‎我不知道 董事会诸位
‎我们应该开门吗？

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‎当然 请他进来

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‎见过我们本地的半职业足球队
‎“蜂巢队”

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‎我最近看了他们一场吵死人的比赛

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‎大家对这支球队的热情
‎是我从未见过的

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‎加油 蜂巢

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‎嗡嗡嗡

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‎可惜那天蜂巢队遭遇了大灾难

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‎蜂巢万岁

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‎罪魁祸首就是球队老板
‎米菊玛斯贝瑞

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‎大家躲开

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‎你在干什么 泰德？

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‎保护我的家人

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‎可恶

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‎那天大家都被蜜蜂螫了

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‎我呢？

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‎我得到一个灵感

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‎现在大家听到“蜂巢”这名字就怕
‎所以米菊玛斯贝瑞

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‎要举办演讲比赛 让球迷提议新队名

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‎我们要赢得这个比赛
‎让球队命名为宝宝队

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‎想象一下全场球迷齐声高呼

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‎“宝宝 大声喊”

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‎古代大亨也会赞许的计划

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‎很荣幸你同意

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‎我已经征召我的哥哥参加比赛
‎这样就…

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‎慢着 你要把这完美计划的命运

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‎交到一个小孩的手中？

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‎当然不是

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‎蒂姆只是传声筒
‎替我们发表这个全世界

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‎最伟大的演讲

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‎我保证一定会赢

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‎你凭什么保证一定会赢？

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‎因为那场演讲的每一个字
‎都经过精心设计

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‎由一个精锐小组脑力激荡出来
‎以取悦最多的观众

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‎我的“结果控管及应变小组”

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‎简称为“如果达人”

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‎他们的工作是设想各种可能的结果

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‎大部分是不好的 并想出解决办法

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‎思黛奇 演讲稿

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‎“让球队反映
‎我们核心价值的时候到了”

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‎这个演讲稿的确很棒

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‎不用怀疑

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‎“团队是心脏 而我们是热血”

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‎我等不及要上台演讲了
‎会有什么问题？

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‎好问题

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‎如果你突然结巴怎么办？

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‎那就笑一笑 释放紧张情绪 再试一次

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‎好 但我在很多人面前说话
‎从来不会结巴

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‎-如果有人嘘你下台呢？
‎-不会有那种事 对吧？

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‎-如果发生了 你要能应变
‎-对嘘你的人说好话

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‎比方说：“女士 你美如海象”

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‎“哪的话 谢谢你 年轻人”

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‎什么？

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‎呕吐袋？

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‎如果呕吐怎么办？

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‎我才不会吐 我想我不会吐

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‎如果有老鹰撞上你的脸呢？

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‎这可以帮你止血

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‎社区中心的猎鹰什么时候乱飞过？

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‎不能忽视任何可能性 风险太高了

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‎因此球队应该命名为“手铐队”

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‎你们有权保持不败 谢谢

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‎谢谢 道格 我必须说
‎毫无价值的演讲

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‎下一位

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‎-我好像忘了呕吐袋
‎-你行的

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‎比赛根本是笑话

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‎宝宝 大声叫

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‎所以为了向第一本字典致敬

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‎我们球队应该称为
‎“阿卡德楔形文字碑队”

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‎谢谢

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‎不考虑

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‎自己去查那本字典是什么意思
‎意思是我不喜欢

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‎下一个是谁？

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‎蒂莫西邓普顿

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‎上台吧 孩子

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‎蒂宝 叫到你了 你没事吧？

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‎-你要去大号吗？
‎-不

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‎我只是想到可能出错就很紧张

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‎所以我找了人替我

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‎看样子蒂姆腿软了
‎所以有请丹尼派特斯基

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‎-抱歉
‎-没关系

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‎那篇讲稿太强了
‎只有大自然的力量才能搞砸

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‎我是派特斯基

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‎看样子百万富翁都应该识字

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‎总之言归正传

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‎我看看

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‎从哪念起？

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‎知道了

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‎““让球队反映
‎我们核吸尘器的时候到了”

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‎价值 核心价值

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‎知道我为什么不是富翁了吧？

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‎“团队是心脏 而我们是热血”

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‎“我们要帮助最无助的人
‎还是让最无助的人帮我们？”

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‎你知道答案 对吧 巴斯基太太？

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‎我看得出来你知道

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‎看吧 我就知道没问题

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‎“这是一种永不会被击败的力量

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‎不在家里 不在我们的心里
‎不在足球场上

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‎因此球队应该命名为…”

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‎等等 不会吧？

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‎不 抱歉 蒂姆

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‎这名字太烂了

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‎球队应该命名为热狗队

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‎-我喜欢
‎-好棒

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‎但不是吃的那个热狗
‎而是会汪汪叫的狗

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‎宠物狗 也许穿着毛衣

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‎没什么比满身大汗 气喘吁吁的狗
‎更威猛了

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‎热狗 汪汪汪

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‎-热狗 汪汪汪
‎-我会解决

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‎制服要有装上电池会摇摆的尾巴

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‎等一下

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‎我得写下来

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‎不好意思 玛斯贝瑞女士

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‎-如果球队叫宝宝队呢？
‎-别吵

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‎我要听这孩子接下来要说什么

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‎我要说我脑袋闪过的一堆字母

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‎然后每次中场休息
‎我们就做我拼出来的字

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‎F-L-A-R-T-I-U-M-N-Y

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‎福拉特鸭母尼？记下了

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‎就要做季度报告了…

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‎宝贝老板 你知道为什么叫你来

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‎你画了一个大饼 结果变成热狗

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‎那个？那只是小挫败

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‎我的小组已经准备好一打的应变方案

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‎我要一打的应变方案 立刻就要

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‎他们已经有商标 可且可爱得要命

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‎再会了 黄色百分百

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‎狗狗的爱会狂飙

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‎我们根本是在帮狗狗公司

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‎对 哈哈 “谢谢” 很好笑

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‎“不客气”的反话是什么？

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‎-吃屎吧
‎-谢谢

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‎如果达人 拿出你们的本事

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‎到会议室闭关 要想出关

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‎除非想出办法让球队取名为宝宝队

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‎好 老板需要快点想出办法
‎但要不我们先吃午餐如何？

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‎我好饿

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‎我们点中国菜如何？

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‎那可以消除饥饿 为我们的脑子加油

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‎如果味道太辣呢？

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‎要不要也叫冰淇淋？
‎这样可以让嘴巴凉一凉

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‎-如果冰淇淋太冰呢？
‎-如果嘴巴结冰怎么办？

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‎如果研发部宝贝
‎发明一个暖嘴巴牙齿凝胶呢？

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‎如果他们出去吃午餐
‎让我们等太久没东西吃呢？

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‎如果我变瘦 尿布掉下来怎么办？

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‎-已经好几个小时了
‎-那是好事

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‎表示他们正在设想所有的状况

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‎然后把范围缩小到最…

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‎当然

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‎我不在乎你们吃什么午餐
‎但很开心你们的嘴巴没结冰

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‎真高明

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‎-怎么样？
‎-我们需要推车和电影明星的笑容

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‎然后那个小女生对我说

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‎“你笑起来像是30岁刚出头的女人”

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‎我不懂 是因为你很老吗？

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‎我正值黄金年华

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‎我59岁 我对我的年纪非常自豪

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‎你几岁？50岁？

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‎今天的访问一定会很精彩

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‎我是玛莎柯林克

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‎今天的来宾是米菊玛斯贝瑞

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‎本地足球队的年长老板

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‎以及丹尼派特斯基
‎这男孩为球队想出新名字 热狗队

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‎这个人类点子工厂想出那个名字

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‎从此我就没让他离开过我

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‎点子 开始

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‎“把你坐的椅子带回家”夜现场

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‎周一芥末燃烧

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‎“带来更好的球员”
‎“怎么样？你现在是教练了”

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‎小孩的反应比蛇的速度还快

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‎慢一点

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‎听说年纪大了 头脑也会跟着涣散

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‎你是怎么想出热狗这名字的 丹尼？

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‎不是热狗 是热狗队

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‎我的朋友蒂姆为我写的讲稿
‎上面是不同的名字

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‎但我灵机一动想到：热狗

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‎但后来我想 热狗是很好吃
‎可是不威猛

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00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:04,808
‎而且我罹患犬衣恐惧症
‎很怕穿衣服的狗

198
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,725
‎所以热血的狗
‎对我来说是很威猛的吉祥物

199
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,686
‎热狗队就这么来了

200
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,703
‎好精彩的故事

201
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,866
‎说到我的朋友蒂姆 我要你们见见他

202
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,620
‎那赶快请他出场

203
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,623
‎大家好

204
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,794
‎为了庆祝丹尼为球队命名

205
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,423
‎我带了特别的惊喜早餐

206
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,714
‎热狗

207
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,343
‎我要说清楚 队名是热狗队 完全不同

208
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,722
‎但你知道我没办法抗拒热狗

209
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,879
‎那还用说

210
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,256
‎她会吃吗？

211
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,308
‎她得一口吞下 我们的计划才能成功

212
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,312
‎快吃 最可能的结果

213
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,436
‎没有夹葡萄柚的吗 小子？

214
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,110
‎现在才早上八点

215
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,526
‎时间不是问题 丽兹露露

216
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,739
‎我们不会变年轻的

217
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,122
‎现在看你了 蒂宝

218
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,411
‎趁大家吃热狗
‎我想借这个机会说一下…

219
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,246
‎宝宝都很坚决

220
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,501
‎他们想要的都要得到
‎不管是一个瓶子或胜利

221
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,004
‎最重要的是宝宝是全世界
‎最受人喜爱的

222
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:16,178
‎镇上的人爱我们的球队
‎所以这个球队应该叫宝宝队

223
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:19,138
‎宝宝 大声叫

224
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,009
‎我喜欢

225
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:25,937
‎我可以加入叫宝宝的团队
‎因为我知道宝宝多么顽强

226
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,725
‎我自己也是职场妈妈

227
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,812
‎宝宝都很顽强

228
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:33,029
‎宝宝米菊玛斯贝瑞能在这疯狂世界

229
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:37,659
‎生存59年就是一个明证

230
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,318
‎我不知道 这下我动摇了

231
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,947
‎宝宝队或热狗队？你觉得呢 丹尼？

232
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,789
‎我觉得让最好的点子自己脱颖而出

233
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,292
‎因为我承认我的脑袋
‎永远不会选最好的

234
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,126
‎比方说 我要再吃一个热狗

235
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,094
‎欲罢不能

236
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,836
‎你们也听到了 各位观众

237
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,045
‎球队名字悬而未决

238
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,429
‎-我们成功了
‎-好棒 太好了

239
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,103
‎但我们没有争取到球队名

240
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,022
‎但宝宝队又重燃希望了

241
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,902
‎机会之门本来被关上
‎又被我们撬开了

242
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,900
‎现在来脑力激荡怎么胜出

243
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,112
‎-好
‎-好棒

244
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,072
‎-我们成功了 我们好棒
‎-太好了

245
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,108
‎现在看我们的了

246
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,275
‎应该很简单 因为全镇的人

247
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,494
‎都听过宝宝队这名字了 对吧？

248
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,865
‎前途一片光明

249
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,539
‎-热狗队
‎-对

250
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,210
‎热狗队更好

251
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,169
‎错 宝宝队

252
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,629
‎热狗队

253
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,917
‎不准在街上吵架

254
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,593
‎支持宝宝队 否则

255
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,172
‎我把你关进牢里

256
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,087
‎太好了

257
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,388
‎不 热狗队

258
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,599
‎那我要依你攻击警员
‎对球队名的好品味

259
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,721
‎将你逮捕

260
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,387
‎我下令放了他

261
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,647
‎我们都知道球队应该叫热狗队

262
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,690
‎我会通过法案

263
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,284
‎谁来执法？

264
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,858
‎僵局

265
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,204
‎宝宝队 你这疯子

266
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,912
‎热狗 汪汪汪

267
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,080
‎应该是“吐吐吐…”

268
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,372
‎不 宝宝才会那样

269
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,503
‎当然 不然我来小儿科干吗？

270
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,625
‎等他们最后决定用宝宝队这名字

271
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,380
‎我要买家庭球衣、球帽…

272
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,010
‎珍妮丝 你是那边的？

273
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:26,684
‎我们是对的 而且我们无所不在

274
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,481
‎抱歉 孩子们 我不饿了

275
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,855
‎葡萄切四瓣

276
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,112
‎好细致的口感

277
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,320
‎上帝之手

278
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,445
‎为球队命名的办法很糟

279
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,254
‎人们对宝宝的爱出现负成长了

280
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,709
‎你以为我们没料到？

281
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,293
‎你料到了这个？

282
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,511
‎通往胜利的道路有很多条

283
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,548
‎我的如果达人有各种应变之道

284
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,803
‎耐心是…

285
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,298
‎立刻

286
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,806
‎我们得终结这个命名争议
‎如果达人开始想

287
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:14,144
‎如果宇宙是
‎超大东西上的微小原子怎么办？

288
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,268
‎如果那超大东西是巨大的屁怎么办？

289
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,566
‎如果我们都是一团屁怎么办？

290
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,943
‎如果我们都停下来呢？

291
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:24,994
‎现在是怎么回事？

292
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,952
‎我们只是想点午餐

293
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,992
‎结果深陷在
‎“如果”和“怎么办”里？

294
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,486
‎我们好怕 老板

295
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,913
‎如果点子是很小的人怎么办？

296
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,417
‎如果我们是别人的点子怎么办？

297
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,919
‎如果我们是屁的点子怎么办？

298
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,212
‎天啊

299
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,260
‎我的脑力激荡精锐小组
‎被自己的天才瘫痪了

300
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,681
‎我要你想各种办法
‎让球队取名为宝宝队

301
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,641
‎我们可以骑特技摩托车跳过20个宝宝

302
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,063
‎老实说 我只是借用丹尼以前的点子

303
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,847
‎-就是它
‎-特技摩托车飞越宝宝？

304
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,937
‎不 和特技摩托车飞越宝宝
‎旗鼓相当的人

305
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:04,324
‎逻辑不适用时 我们必须转而寻求
‎无法预测的混乱状态

306
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,823
‎很高兴你能来

307
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,656
‎在以太街区的宝宝和热狗之争
‎白热化之下 很高兴我们还是好朋友

308
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,123
‎以太街区？这名字好

309
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,873
‎希望你不介意我带米菊一起来

310
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,325
‎她一直跟着要听我的聪明点子

311
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,536
‎很高兴她也来了
‎因为我们得解决队名的问题

312
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,803
‎今天很适合

313
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,799
‎-不是应该用推杆吗？
‎-我和蒂姆是玩高尔夫交流

314
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,090
‎目标是让球进入下一个洞

315
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,432
‎在你面前 我就像业余企业家

316
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,345
‎队名要怎么决定？

317
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,944
‎-有想法吗？
‎-没有

318
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,439
‎所以我想到什么就说什么 足球赛

319
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,981
‎狗狗对战宝宝

320
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,186
‎我负责狗狗队 蒂姆召集一些宝宝

321
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,532
‎那要怎么比？

322
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,907
‎五对五或五五节

323
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,239
‎每队五个球员 获胜者是

324
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,445
‎首先得到五分
‎或打完五节五分钟比赛领先的球队

325
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,457
‎好疯狂 但又合乎逻辑

326
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,591
‎充满你无法想象
‎要如何应变的混乱状态

327
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,050
‎丹尼派特斯基的风格

328
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,509
‎-你的球技如何？
‎-我只会在旁边看

329
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,760
‎我更擅长当教练 不是球员

330
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,602
‎很好奇丹尼要怎么组一个
‎能打败我们的狗狗球队

331
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,885
‎我的游戏小组朋友
‎我有信心你们能在足球赛击败狗狗

332
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,308
‎我们说话时 我的副手教练蒂姆
‎正在说服你们的父母

333
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,778
‎宝宝 大声叫

334
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,242
‎那表示家长同意了

335
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,657
‎现在来说战略

336
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,660
‎佳喜 你不能参加

337
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,753
‎要给我们最爱的足球队
‎取烂名字的球赛

338
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,288
‎天啊 这下少一个宝宝了

339
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,457
‎不会

340
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,054
‎当然 我对运动没兴趣
‎但若要达到目标

341
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,589
‎需要我的时候 我就得站出来

342
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,223
‎放狗过来

343
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,268
‎明天待办事项 学习当运动高手

344
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,058
‎会踢足球的狗狗来了

345
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,191
‎快来买烤肉串

346
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,437
‎会踢足球的狗狗来了

347
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,115
‎这一定意味着什么

348
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,905
‎但是什么呢？

349
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,880
‎真棒

350
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,050
‎-加油 宝宝队
‎-加油

351
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,684
‎那是…

352
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,306
‎巴哥犬巴格？

353
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,348
‎我们没问题的

354
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,781
‎怎么搞的？我以为你训练了他们

355
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,993
‎我训练了 只能到这程度了

356
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,405
‎没错 用头传球

357
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,668
‎我真是天才训狗师

358
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,921
‎就像你说的 不会有问题的

359
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:14,130
‎好 现在来一战决胜负

360
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,218
‎我们的球队要叫”宝宝队“？

361
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,814
‎-好
‎-好

362
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,806
‎好烂

363
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,521
‎-好烂
‎-好

364
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,521
‎还是热狗队？

365
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,273
‎-好烂
‎-好烂

366
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,148
‎-好
‎-好

367
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,437
‎-好
‎-好烂

368
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,697
‎-好
‎-好烂

369
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,253
‎热狗好棒

370
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,000
‎得分！

371
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,092
‎我知道 它们…亲爱的
‎我知道它们得分了 好吗？

372
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,088
‎拜托 好 还不停

373
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,671
‎好 停止 好 停止

374
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:54,877
‎得分

375
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,434
‎没关系 快点

376
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,756
‎用手

377
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,058
‎拜托 你的队员根本没有手

378
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,522
‎还是它们有四只手？

379
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,401
‎无法回答 我收回抱怨

380
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,897
‎快点

381
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,280
‎好烂

382
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,034
‎-好棒
‎-加油 好棒

383
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,623
‎没错 斯库特 给它们一点颜色

384
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,369
‎你长大了 儿子

385
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,834
‎斯库特

386
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,748
‎抱歉 热狗能舒缓我的压力

387
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,917
‎外湿内软 感觉就像奶奶的亲亲

388
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:53,069
‎我现在命令你给那宝宝颜色瞧瞧

389
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,826
‎这是开玩笑吗？
‎裁判 那个臭宝宝作弊

390
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,458
‎-亲爱的 那是我们的…
‎-我知道那是谁 泰德

391
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,791
‎热狗 汪汪汪

392
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,587
‎-太好了
‎-才不好

393
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:19,682
‎好棒

394
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,090
‎不

395
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,969
‎听好了 现在是四比四平手

396
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,017
‎再进一球 我们就赢了

397
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,310
‎我们短暂又不专业的训练
‎就为了这一刻

398
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,225
‎一 二 三 加油

399
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,752
‎明天待办事项
‎针对成为运动高手所需时间

400
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,007
‎设定符合现实的期待

401
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:00,426
‎不好了

402
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,966
‎加油

403
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,601
‎好棒…

404
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,192
‎那味道 热狗呕吐物

405
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,738
‎把孩子们找回来

406
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,866
‎我们得赶快离开

407
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,370
‎好恶…

408
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,880
‎等等 热狗队赢了

409
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,633
‎回来…天啊

410
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,097
‎没有人想再听到热狗这名字了

411
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:55,811
‎我要将球队命名为宝宝队

412
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,621
‎宝宝 大声叫

413
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,950
‎宝宝 大声叫

414
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,787
‎快点 亲爱的 快赶不上比赛了

415
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,247
‎你这样子…

416
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,249
‎好美

417
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:24,010
‎对宝宝正面的新闻报导增加了12%

418
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,222
‎我一定要知道

419
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,392
‎命名比赛上那个奇迹般的胜利

420
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,352
‎那个男孩呕吐的意外转折

421
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,983
‎我们只是设想好结果和应变之道

422
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,401
‎每一个结果都是…

423
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,559
‎你只是见招拆招 运气好 是吧？

424
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,187
‎大部分是的

425
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,573
‎太好了

426
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,135
‎宝贝老板