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-[boy grunts]
-[phone pings]

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Hold all my calls.

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-[giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[Worker Baby Chip]
Boss Baby Crazy Late-Night Phone Call...

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Re-Re-Remix!

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[Boss Baby] Hoot! Hoot!
The Laundry Monster!

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Hoot! Hoot!

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P-P-P-Pants, take a memo.

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Hoot! Hoot!
Stuff the eggs in the pancake-pancake.

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Hoot! Hoot!
St-St-Stuff the eggs in the pancake

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And you eat it like a taco. [trills]

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-[laughs] I love songs with hooting!
-[Boss Baby] Simmons!

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-Agh! What?!
-Yeah, sorry to startle you.

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Not sure if you heard about my recent
crazy, over-tired late-night dialing.

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Uh... doesn't sound familiar.

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-Eh--
-[recording] Hoot! Hoot!

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-What was that?
-Owl Channel.

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-It got canceled!
-[buzzing]

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-[bangs]
-What do you need? [chuckles nervously]

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Something to impress
the Board of Directors.

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What kind of something?

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Something that screams,
"Massive Yellow 100 win for Baby Love!"

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Then gently whispers,

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"Let's forget Boss Baby's
sleep-deprived incident."

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I'm thinking... invention something?

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Ah, I got just the thing.

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It's still a work in progress, but... yeh!

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A diaper?

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A 24-hour diaper.

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Twenty-four hours? Fronts and butts?

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Fronts and butts.

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Twenty-four-hour diaper!

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Can you imagine what this could do
for Baby Love?!

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Yes. I can.

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-Kinda why I invented it--
-Just imagine!

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-[scanner beeps]
-[Boss Baby] No more empty wallets!

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-No more sleepless nights!
-[bangs]

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-No more nasty public bathrooms!
-[toilet flushes]

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The 24-hour diaper.

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It isn't just a game changer...

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-it's a life changer!
-[Simmons] Yes.

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I-I told you it's a work in progress!

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We need to run field tests!

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And we will. But for now,

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put on your Board-wowing face
and let's show 'em what you got.

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-Board babies! How are we do--
-[laughter, applauding]

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[speaker] Killer plan--

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upgrade to this year's suspension chairs.

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Arch support? "Next-lev comf."

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When you're chillin' in it,
you are killin' in it.

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I got Baby Vanderbilt one,
and he won't stop thanking me.

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-[Board Baby] Wonderful anecdote!
-[Board Baby 2] Nice!

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Boss Baby! Excellent!

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We were hoping to introduce you to OCB.

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"Plemu."
Short for "pleased to meet you."

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Full sentences-- waste of time.

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Time needed to help this company.

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Pleasure. Incredible dimples.

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Uh-huh, they are.

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Now, when you say,
"help this company," what exactly--

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[gasps] Bad ideas...

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brief, jargon-filled sentences...

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dazzling smile that blinds others
to a complete lack of substance--

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Ugh! You're a consultant!

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Our new Outside Consultant Baby!

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Uh, Plemu! [chuckles] I'm Simmons.

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And this is-- ulp!

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"Take Your R&D Baby To Work Day"!

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[spits, gasps]

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I thought I was here to present my-- ulp!

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[forced laughter]

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[whispers] Say nothing
in front of the consultant. Trust me.

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Your Boardly Eminences!

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Do we really need an outside consultant?

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Yes. That advice? Free.

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Rest is gonna cost you. I'm worth it!
[laughs]

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I am fully on top of things--

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Eggs in the pancake.
And you eat it like a taco. Hoot! Hoot!

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Sorry! I was watching that earlier.
It makes me feel better about my life.

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OCB is our gift to you, Boss Baby.

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Would you reject a generous offer of help?

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No, I-- [chuckles]

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Of course, I love help. But a consultant?

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They're classic "seagull managers."

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Swoop into the office,
making a bunch of noise

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about everything we're doing wrong.

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"Squawk! That's a problem!
Squawk! That's a problem!"

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Then they poop out
a bunch of ridiculous new ideas

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and fly off, leaving everyone else
to clean up their mess.

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So, you don't like new ideas?

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[stammers]
N-No, th-that's not what I'm saying!

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Idea-- cupcake party for morale.

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Ooh! I love that!

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I've done that! This is nonsense!

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You know what else
they called "nonsense"?

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The wheel. Boats. Tennis.
Lunch meat. Horses.

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Nonsense is the garden.
Gardens grow ideas.

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Watch-- slash-- learn.

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[babbling]

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Stay-cation days! Pow!
Nonsense? Ideas.

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Watch me do it again. [babbling]

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Engraved crayons!
Crayon mix-ups? No more.

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[babbling] A new suit!

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[babbling] Uh, more stock options!

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Gobbledy-goo. I, too, have an idea.

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Boss Baby, why don't you take OCB
on a company tour?

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Let him see everything
he can help us with.

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Of course.

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Just give me a few
to get everything ready.

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[clicking]

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[Staci groans]
Consulting babies are the worst!

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Ugh! I couldn't even make my big play!

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If that triple-dimpled showboat
got even a hint

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of Simmons' 24-hour diaper,

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he'd ruin it with his own dumb ideas!

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Or worse!

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He'd drop us in the middle of the woods
and take us down one by one.

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What is it you think
a consultant baby does?

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Hunts other babies for sport?

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Hmm. That's actually not far off.

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And that's why you're taking Simmons
and these diapers off the grid.

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Oh! Sorry. You can take that out now.

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[coughs]

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Huh. I've been drooling on this
for a half hour.

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-Feel it. Come on, feel it!
-[muffled grunt]

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Whoa. Dry as a bone!
This thing's gonna kill.

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Simmons says it needs field testing,
so help her test it.

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Me?

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Get it ready to hit the market.

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OCB can't ruin our 24-hour diaper

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if it's already sitting on shelves.

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Don't you think my skills
are better suited to,

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you know, consult the consultant?

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Drop him in the woods and hunt him.

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I'll handle OCB.

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You find a black-ops site
where you can work in secret.

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Twenty-four-hour diaper!
Bring it home, compadres!

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-[door closes]
-"Bring it home"...?

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[gasps] Simmons,
I just got our black-ops site.

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-The Templeton basement!
-Uh, I don't see it.

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-[monitor beeps]
-Triplets! On me!

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[clatters]

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[whirring]

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[Staci] Not a bad place
to test an invention, huh?

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-Someone say "invention"?
-[babies gasp]

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How'd you bypass security?

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I've been here the whole time.
It's my house.

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Now, what's the invention?

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Cold fire? Hot ice? Meat gum?

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Uh, we're making 24-hour diapers!

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Cool!

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Time to get these butt-snuggers
ready for market.

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Simmons, you're on testing--
volume, durability.

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Triplets.

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We need a better name
than "24-Hour Diapers."

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Get on it!

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And Tim, wrangle some babies.

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So, "wrangle."

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You know how you can hear a word
all your life

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but not know what it actually means?

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Just bring me some stinkin' babies!

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We're all systems go, BB.
You TCOB with OCB yet?

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ASAP. Right after I give him the tour.

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-You're actually doing that?
-Of course!

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That's how I get rid of him.

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Consultants can't consult
if there's nothing to fix.

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So, I just show OCB a company
that has no problems.

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Also, I brought in Jimbo
to intimidate him.

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-Can I give you some advice?
-[snaps] No!

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Yeah, cool, you got your thing.

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Tour time!

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With increased employment,
we've had to up our formula production.

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Oof! Sky-high bottle costs.

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Not if you come up with a recycling system
to cut those very costs.

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[slurps]

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Which I did.

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This pudding? Killer. But every baby knows

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-that the best pudding comes from--
-Baby Corp Stockholm?

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Yeah. That's why I have
a shipment flown in every week

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for my employees' enjoyment.

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-Eh. Yikes on that snacktime budge!
-[pen clicks]

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Which is why I pay for it myself.

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[clicks]

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I respect the hustle, kid,

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but as you've probably deduced,
there's nothing here to consult.

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Never the case. Cubicle square footage?

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Thirty-six. Double the national average.

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-Executive parking spaces?
-Zero. No one drives.

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Boss-employee relationship?

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Chip? How's that twisted ankle?

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[Chip] Much better! Thanks for the splint!

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No problem, Chip, my boy.

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No problem at all.

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[clatters]

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Major props, BB. You run a tight ship.

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Sorry. [chuckles] I missed that.

207
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Would you mind repeating yourself
in a few minutes and in a different room?

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Boss Baby runs a tight ship.

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Every statistic-- nails it.

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Every department-- overseen to a T.

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Simply put, Boss Baby?
Company's greatest asset.

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Caveat-- also, the most dangerous.

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[gasps] Misleading nod!

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Assessment time.

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Boss Baby-- micro-manager.
Stifling employees.

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I don't stifle employees.
They love me!

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But are they growing?
[mimics buzzer] Enh!

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-And when babies don't grow...
-[vase clatters]

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company don't show... results.

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Whuh-oh!

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Baby Corp-- poof!

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Bottom line, bank it.

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-[all gasp]
-Oh, no! We cannot have that.

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He's blinding you
with his efficiency-speak

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and stunning baby good looks!

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OCB, what would you consult us to do?

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[babbling]

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Idea!

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00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:12,240
Make this guy stay in his office all day.

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What?

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Does Baby Corp thrive without Boss Baby?

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I think it will, but let's find out.

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Unh! That is consulting!

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I am handsome and starving!

235
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You babies got an executive dining room?

236
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Excellent idea!

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-[Board Baby] Great work!
-[Board Baby 2] Yes! Yes!

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Test site prepped. Send me... Brayden.

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Look at that Templeton boy
taking his afternoon

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to play hide-and-seek with the babies.

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So sweet.

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-[whines]
-[pops]

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Thanks for being a part of this study
that never happened.

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[cooing]

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00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,566
Exactly Brayden. "What study?"

246
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,452
Twenty-four-hour diaper.

247
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,738
-Test one. Load.
-[Brayden coos]

248
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,662
[slurping]

249
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,002
[giggles]

250
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,040
[spurts]

251
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,328
It's holding.

252
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,591
[taps]

253
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,919
-[drumming]
-Test two. Durability.

254
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,672
[thumps]

255
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,221
It's holding!

256
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,090
[Simmons] Test five. Heavy load.

257
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,432
[giggles]

258
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,602
[slurps]

259
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,807
-[spurts]
-[sniffs]

260
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,887
It's holding!

261
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,482
[Simmons grunts] Test nine. Elasticity.

262
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,272
-[reel whirring]
-[Staci] It's holding!

263
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,939
-[Simmons] Test eleven. Extreme load.
-[Brayden spurts, coos]

264
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,776
Still holding!

265
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,570
[Simmons] Test 31...

266
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,815
Test 52...

267
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,196
Test 74!

268
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,331
[snaps]

269
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,909
[slurping]

270
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,083
[flatulence spurts]

271
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,040
World-record load! Check.

272
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,543
[chuckles] Oh, boy!

273
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,004
-All tests complete!
-Nice.

274
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,995
Now, let's get that off him before it--
[gasps]

275
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,757
-[popping]
-Gah! Gah! Gah!

276
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,343
[gasping]

277
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,045
-Jimbo, more balloons.
-[whimpers]

278
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:00,966
[pufffing]

279
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,643
-[popping]
-Stupid! Handsome! Consultant!

280
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,892
-[Jimbo whimpering]
-[sighs] Thank you.

281
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:09,898
OCB convinces the Board
to lock me up in my office all day?

282
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,398
I don't like it. What's his angle?

283
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,572
-Jimbo!
-Sorry. I ballooned myself woozy.

284
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:20,157
You should eat. I'll order you something
from the executive dining room. [gasps]

285
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,659
Executive dining room!

286
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,947
[munching]

287
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,993
Surely, monsieur did not bring me here

288
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,537
simply to watch the big one
enjoy the nummy-nums?

289
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,168
No, I brought you here

290
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,668
because I need information
on OCB's schemes.

291
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:36,631
And I happen to know he ate
in your dining room today. Ahem.

292
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:41,889
I am a maître d', which means I value
class and, most of all, discretion.

293
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,216
There's always something to value more.

294
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,265
I need info. Name your price.

295
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:52,307
Sometimes, a life of service
can be without rewards.

296
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,725
Here comes the airplane.

297
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,605
No, no! With gumption.
And more French!

298
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,993
What does that mea--

299
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,279
[in French] Mon bébé cherie.

300
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,872
-[coos] Ah!
-Regarde a le petit avion

301
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,238
qui amène la purée
dans ton adorable bouche.

302
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,867
-Vive la France!
-[gulps] Delicious.

303
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,754
-[in French] De rien.
-And now, dessert.

304
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,626
Seriously?!
We just fed you like--

305
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,549
Oh-hh, it's a metaphor.
The dessert is information. Proceed.

306
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,424
Please, scoot back.

307
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,376
You are about to be thrust
to the edge of your high chairs.

308
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,972
For you see, OCB has been
slow-roasting his plans...

309
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:30,225
and at lunch, he served them
piping-hot and steaming.

310
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,689
So, what are we noshing on?

311
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,936
Today, we have the wiggly noodles.

312
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,942
And may I recommend the splash sauce?

313
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,525
Oh, you may indeed.

314
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,989
That Boss Baby, huh?
Can't delegate. Doesn't listen.

315
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,743
And a CEO with a temper like that?
Seriously?

316
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,162
Best CEOs--

317
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,457
dapper, charming, cool.

318
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,834
Just like you!

319
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,875
All's I'm sayin', I worry for him.
For Baby Corp.

320
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,211
You are a noble businessman.

321
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,296
[babbling] Idea--

322
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,804
Baby Corp gets a new CEO.

323
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,216
It's out there, we all heard it.

324
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,144
Enjoy lunch. Talk later.

325
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,231
[gasps] He's not a seagull manager,
he's a bird of prey!

326
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,311
And he's hunting my job!

327
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,650
Uh-uh! Where are you going?

328
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,566
I need to see the Board.
Why are you outside my office?

329
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,855
OCB sent me.

330
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,275
He said the Board said you're not supposed
to leave your office

331
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,824
so that other employees can grow.

332
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,327
And if you do leave your office,

333
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,869
it just proves you're a terrible CEO
who doesn't want them to.

334
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,294
-What?!
-I am not repeating that!

335
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,923
[groans] Gah-hh!

336
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,880
He's got me boxed in!

337
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,550
We need a trick up our sleeves!

338
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,843
[scoffs] I don't even have sleeves!

339
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,424
[gasps] Diaper!

340
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,973
It's looking real good, Staci!

341
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,931
Triplets. Where are we on a name?

342
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,853
This is more than just a 24-hour diaper.

343
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,480
This is the 24-hour diaper.

344
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,139
And that's why we call it...

345
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,693
"The 24-Hour Diaper."

346
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,856
That's the name we gave you!

347
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,781
See? Very memorable!

348
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,236
-[groans]
-[monitor chimes]

349
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,911
BB! [nervous chuckle]

350
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,329
OCB's not the dumb handsome consultant
we thought he was!

351
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,869
I never said "handsome."

352
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,042
Happily, there's no way
the Board will replace me

353
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,331
once I've delivered
those 24-hour golden poop saddles.

354
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:21,171
[laughs]
OCB's not gonna know what hit him.

355
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,708
-On my way to you now.
-For what?

356
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,633
To carry this project
over the finish line. Gotta move quick.

357
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,799
I am moving quick.
On the job you assigned me.

358
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,890
I know I did, but--

359
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,602
now my job's riding on that diaper, Stace.

360
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,233
OCB's up there,
charming the Board against me.

361
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,401
I can't just sit here
doing nothing to stop that!

362
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,145
You did do something. You hired me.

363
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,902
And when that call comes, I will be there.

364
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,275
With a diaper
that'll blow their butts off. All right?

365
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,992
All right.

366
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,124
-I'm gonna check on her real quick--
-Boss, no!

367
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455
[grunting]

368
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,957
So, now that this diaper invention's
all done,

369
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,042
let's talk about a little idea I call...

370
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,461
"meat gum."

371
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,375
Done? Not yet.

372
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,384
I know we got ourselves
a solid 24-hour diaper.

373
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,137
But let's paint it red! Give it mufflers!

374
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,760
Take it off the diaper track
and take it global!

375
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,889
Because we're not here
to blow away the competition...

376
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,154
we're here to blow away the world.

377
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,232
[all cheering] Yeah!

378
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,074
A 25-hour diaper! [claps]

379
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,073
I'm sure we can think of something
better than that.

380
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,868
Come on! One last push, guys.

381
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,950
I gave a speech! I never give speeches!

382
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,786
-Oh, we tried everything.
-[Tim] Candy!

383
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,542
Candy always gives me ideas.

384
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,086
It also makes me run in circles,
but it mostly gives me ideas.

385
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,878
Here it is-- uh, never mind.
Not that either.

386
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,546
-[wrapper crinkling]
-Oh, gross.

387
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,182
Wait! Yes! Here!

388
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,719
What are those?

389
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,800
Pockets?

390
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:57,267
In a diaper for 24 hours?
Exploring? Finding things?

391
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,639
Worms. Ninja stars.
Got a place to put it all?

392
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,187
Well, now you do.

393
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,943
Pockets! [laughs]

394
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,072
Diapers with tiny pockets?
Adorable!

395
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,281
Uh, like this?

396
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,989
See? Adorable!

397
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,569
Perfect!

398
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,365
[Boss Baby grunting]

399
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,279
Ha! [gasps]

400
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,157
-Where's my transport chupie?
-I have hidden it.

401
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,208
Inside a soufflé.

402
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,869
-What?!
-Delicious twist!

403
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,292
Do you know why le soufflé
is so difficult to master?

404
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,589
Are you sidetracking
to brag about your cooking

405
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,091
or are we doing the metaphor thing again?

406
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:33,336
The chef must trust le soufflé
to rise without looking.

407
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,547
To be ready without checking.

408
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,017
To be delicious without tasting.

409
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,564
This is le soufflé in which
your chupie hides, Boss Baby.

410
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,478
Do you trust that it is... mwah?

411
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,819
So, bragging, then?

412
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,992
-Metaphor! Let Staci work!
-[monitor chimes]

413
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,954
[Boss Baby] Emiliano!

414
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,322
How are we?

415
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:58,946
The Board and OCB
would like to see you. Immediately.

416
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,579
I'll be right there.

417
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,881
[cheering]

418
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,958
Simmons, call the factory.

419
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,298
Get them the specs
and get them producing.

420
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,507
Triplets, I need you to nail that name.

421
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,931
Come on! You know we're not going to!

422
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,643
I couldn't even tell you
what that guy's name is.

423
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,444
Derwin Alphonse Castellagrava.
I thought everybody knew that.

424
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,060
Ugh, fine!

425
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,396
Call Marketing
and make them give you a name.

426
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,492
I need this diaper in stores
and homes ASAP!

427
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:36,119
OCB, we understand you have
one final consultation to make?

428
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,775
-Thank you. I--
-Wanna be CEO?

429
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,787
-What?
-That's what you're gonna say, right?

430
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,199
You wanna be CEO.

431
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,459
You want me fired and you want my job.

432
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,075
Well, yeah,

433
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,876
but, like, post-lavish presentation.

434
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,341
Had all these sports metaphors
in the bullpen. So money.

435
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,633
I'm sure.

436
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,514
Board Babies, I admit,
OCB's a good salesman.

437
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,354
And I'm sure he would make a fine CEO.
But here's the thing.

438
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,680
I'm a better one.

439
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:06,346
Uh, more like a bench warmer
who made a lucky shot or two.

440
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,436
Sports metaphor.

441
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,191
Well, I hope you like the taste
of my soufflé.

442
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,284
Cooking metaphor. Behold!

443
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,279
Full disclosure-- hands-off delegating
makes it really difficult

444
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,577
-to time a dramatic entr--
-[bell pings]

445
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,160
There we go! Behold! A new diaper.

446
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,287
A diaper? That's your Hail Mary?

447
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,587
That lasts 24 hours.

448
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,050
Oh, Mary.

449
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,836
Your Boardly Eminences.

450
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,257
Please enjoy this commercial
that is currently playing

451
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,841
in every major market.

452
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,340
OCB, please don't enjoy.

453
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,722
[announcer] Do you know what happened

454
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,305
after we discovered the 24-hour diaper?

455
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,057
-We threw it out.
-[gasps]

456
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,150
Because we found something even better.

457
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,783
Pockets! Staci, you genius!

458
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,702
How'd you manage all this in one day?

459
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,580
You asked me to deliver. I deliver.

460
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,658
And a full promotional campaign?

461
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,834
Oh, that I didn't have time for.

462
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,663
You can thank Marketing for that one.

463
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,915
Tell me you didn't just say "Marketing."

464
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,460
-[woman in commercial groaning]
-[announcer] The 24-hour diaper.

465
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,844
With baby-sized pockets.

466
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,594
We call it "Small Pocks"!

467
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,838
Get your Small Pocks today.

468
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,101
-They're called Small Pocks!
-[ball horn honks]

469
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,890
Small Pocks!

470
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,023
Oh, no!

471
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,476
How could you agree to that name?

472
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,190
Because... it's short for "small pockets"?

473
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,402
And also happens to be the name
of a blister-raising infectious disease

474
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,454
that ravaged every continent in the world
until a vaccine was developed?

475
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,238
-[buzzing]
-Who produced this buffoonery?

476
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,624
Who permitted this cretinism?

477
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,865
Who messed up real bad?

478
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,041
-It was--
-Me!

479
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,794
It was me. I did it!

480
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,380
Everyone here knows I stink
at delegating! [chuckling]

481
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,882
So, it was definitely me
who came up with "Small Pocks."

482
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,676
[chuckles] So, about that job?

483
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,095
Everyone out.

484
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,346
The Board must deliberate.

485
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,734
Fabricio, you still got
that executive desk,

486
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,810
the Carrara one?
Yeah, it's sold. To me.

487
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,110
I have to tell them it was my fault.

488
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,570
They're gonna fire you!

489
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,740
Eh. Been there. Came back.

490
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,399
Losing you would be far worse.

491
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,320
You saw the mess I made.

492
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,986
I saw a natural leader take charge.

493
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,577
One who's going to be stronger than ever

494
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,660
now that she's learned the first rule
of executive decision-making--

495
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,456
never trust Marketing!

496
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,079
[door opens]

497
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,384
Start date. For me. Go.

498
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,221
OCB, you have offered zero business ideas

499
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,049
and clearly just want Boss Baby's job.

500
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,095
Your contract is terminated.

501
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,814
Please. [chuckles] If I-- if I could have
a moment to defend my actions--

502
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,390
Leave now and you'll still receive
your day rate.

503
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,306
Plus expenses?

504
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,437
I'll bill you. Adios!

505
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,281
I know what you did... for Staci.

506
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,818
Sir, there's an explanation.

507
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:04,031
Yes. This company has a leader
who knows how to delegate.

508
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,244
And a future that looks very bright.

509
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,408
Couldn't agree more, sir.

510
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,453
Now, our present?

511
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,117
Oof. It is bad.

512
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,789
Someone needs to take the fall for this.

513
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,875
Thinking Chip, maybe? Or, uh--

514
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,420
Thinking you.

515
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,423
One-week suspension.

516
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,165
I look forward to your return.

517
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,678
A full week suspension?

518
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,100
The name makes it sound worse than it is.
Let's call it a... "sabbatical."

519
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,770
Give it that air of contemplation
and self-improvement.

520
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,139
[Staci] Nice. [gasps]

521
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,185
Ooh, or we could call it "spring break"!

522
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,810
-Now it's a party! [laughs]
-[Boss Baby chuckles]

523
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,188
Oh! Or, we could go with--

524
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:42,277
-[announcer] Small Pocks!
-[Boss Baby] Ugh, Marketing.

525
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:47,161
[theme music playing]

526
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,343
♪ Boss Baby ♪