1 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,349 [grunts] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,934 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,725 [giggling] 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,349 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:23,356 ♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪ 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:28,650 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 7 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,107 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 8 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,739 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 9 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:39,750 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪ 10 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,421 ♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪ 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 12 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:53,339 Teddy bears! You want one, I want one. The people want one. 13 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,058 I want one! I want one! 14 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,018 But what if you also want a soft, cuddly elephant? 15 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:03,769 -I do. I want both! -Enter the Inter-Custo-Plushie 1-9-B, 16 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,275 all the animals that tickle a baby's fancy in one body. 17 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,608 Sure, a teddy bear makes babies happy, 18 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,614 but the ICP 1-9-B will make babies do that face 19 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,527 where they look so excited, they can't breathe. [coos] 20 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,124 That's the face we're aiming for, people. 21 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,873 Maximize baby cuteness, you maximize baby love. 22 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,666 We're running a full field test of every plushy combo. 23 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,961 Staci, octo-bear with antlers. Jimbo, elephant-faced panda seal. 24 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,256 I love it. What is it? 25 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,259 Doesn't matter. I'll try out rhino-moose-bear-- [snores] 26 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,092 Boss? Boss! 27 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:39,062 [grunts] Trickle-down economics! Wait, what happened? 28 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,640 You fell a night-night. 29 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:44,685 -[gasps] On the job? -No judgment, sir. Everybody naps. 30 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,731 Everybody naps at nap time, not on the clock. 31 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,436 That's-- [snores] 32 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,606 [grunts, sucking] 33 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,155 -Can I stop making the face now? -No! 34 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,160 [groans] Okay. 35 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,874 [snorts] Giraffes are a lie. 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,792 [gasps] Again? Something's wrong. 37 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:05,291 One nap, nobody's perfect, but two? It's unnatural. 38 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,545 We need to get to the bottom of this. Track down every possible source 39 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,048 of whatever's making me sleepy: 40 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,880 climate control problems, gas leak from diaper disposal, 41 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,676 some sort of subliminal-- 42 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,426 Eh? Oh... how long was I out? 43 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,934 I don't know, but things got worse. 44 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,386 -Worse? -[drawls] Way worse. 45 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,517 -Agh! -I know, right? 46 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:31,284 What happened to my voice? Why am I talking like this? There's more. 47 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,413 Jimbo, did you eat a second, smaller Jimbo? 48 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,543 -[grunts] My diaper pinches. -So it's not just me. 49 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:49,291 Something and/or someone did this to us. But why? And/or who? 50 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,667 Bootsy Calico? 51 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:55,514 But there's no kitten angle. And we've been here the whole time. 52 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,472 Bootsy's got no access to Baby Corp. 53 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,722 No. We have to think outside the box. 54 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,845 Big ideas! No theory too wild! 55 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,102 Let's do this! 56 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:11,858 -Why am I holding a crayon? -You fell asleep for, like, two hours. 57 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,481 -What? -But don't worry. 58 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:17,108 We still brainstormed some pretty big ideas. 59 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:21,326 Two hours and you two made one drawing of Bootsy Calico with a stinky head? 60 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:26,039 Actually, boss, you drew the stinky lines, in your sleep. 61 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:30,212 We already ruled out Bootsy Calico. I said, outside-the-box ideas. 62 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,553 [grunts] Where's the original thinking? 63 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:37,089 Sir, we work for a large corporation. Look around you. 64 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,215 -There is no imagination. -I don't buy it. 65 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,564 [loudly] Hey, what's everybody wearing to work tomorrow? 66 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,101 [all] Professional business attire! 67 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,145 -[groans] Sassy-voice Staci is right. -[Staci] Duh. 68 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:54,530 We need someone with more imagination. And I know just the man. 69 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,609 [Tim] Bring it on, space creeps. 70 00:03:56,694 --> 00:04:02,704 It'll take more than space garbage to stop Dekker Moonboots, space detective! 71 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,195 -[thumping] -Templeton! 72 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,831 We've got a mystery on our hands at Baby Corp. 73 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,423 A mystery, you say? What kind? 74 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,459 The kind that needs a special brand of crazy. 75 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,713 Dekker Moonboots crazy? 76 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,803 Let's talk supplies. 77 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,804 I'm gonna need a whole set of those markers that smell like food. 78 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,757 -Done. -And a spinny chair. 79 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,807 -We'll see what we can do. -Animal crackers, 80 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,981 -no rhinos. -They all taste the same. 81 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,730 Danny Petrosky said his uncle ate a rhino, and his stomach exploded. 82 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,694 Danny is a liar and a moron. 83 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:39,114 We gonna argue about animal crackers, or am I gonna solve a space mystery? 84 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,985 Fine! Unusual problems call for unusual solutions, 85 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,333 and you are nothing if not-- [snoring] 86 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,699 -Whoa! -Careful, sir! 87 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,536 -[gasps, yells] -[Jimbo] Boss! 88 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,499 -[screams] -[snorts, gasps] 89 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:57,758 Wait, that's your mystery? Voice changing, getting bigger, 90 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,509 -needing extra naps? -[snores] You have theories? 91 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:03,971 -Hit me, Moonboots. -[sighs] There's no mystery. 92 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:07,063 -You're having a growth spurt. -I'm not following. 93 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,770 It's what happens when you grow up. Your body changes, 94 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,441 and the little factory inside goes, "Toot-toot! Break time!" 95 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,981 -When did my body go union? -You need extra naps because 96 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:20,106 -your body's working so hard at growing. -Impossible. 97 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:23,028 Hmm. Are you having other symptoms? 98 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:27,834 Uh, little bit of baby acne on my tush. Staci says I'm having mood swings, 99 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:31,460 but Staci can't see inside of me! You don't know everything! 100 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:34,669 I want to be a dancer! [sobs] 101 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:39,051 -[gasps] I'm growing up. -[sighs] You didn't need Dekker Moonboots, 102 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,340 but I will take those markers that smell like food. 103 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,304 [sniffs] 104 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,224 Ooh, hot dog. 105 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,723 No, Templeton, this is literally impossible. 106 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:50,595 All Baby Corp employees drink a special formula. 107 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:54,233 Yeah, it's supposed to keep us babies forever. 108 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,942 Something went wrong. It wouldn't be just us aging. 109 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,823 -It'd be-- -[voices yelling] 110 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,530 -[baby] What's happening? -...the whole office. 111 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,403 [staff wailing] 112 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:07,775 -Has my voice always sounded like this? -Aah! My shoes stretching! 113 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,077 Why are my feet enlargening? [grunting] 114 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,542 -[crashes] -[snores] 115 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,542 -We're really... growing up. -[gasps] 116 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,915 -No, no, no, no, no! Make it stop! -[Staci gasps] 117 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,963 How is this happening? 118 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:25,967 It's a mystery! Dekker Moonboots is back! Whee! 119 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:30,222 Mega Fat CEO Baby demands your attention! 120 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,144 Make the opening small talk "blah-blah" for me. 121 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,857 Imagine this announcement has started with a humorous anecdote 122 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,939 and laugh appropriately! 123 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,734 [chuckling] 124 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:46,278 No, you love me the most, and you! Hey there! 125 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,244 Okay, I understand some of you are changing 126 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,195 and just acting like real grown-ups. 127 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:56,166 As CEO, let me assure you, change is totally normal. 128 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:01,209 -Nature has a way of sorting things out. -[chuckling] Thank goodness. 129 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:04,295 That's why I'm going to fire everyone who's aging. 130 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,552 Let's say, by end of business today. Why not? 131 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,295 -[staff yelling] -[alarm blaring] 132 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,848 This is a baby corporation. If you can't handle your baby formula, 133 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,234 you have no business here. Again, normal, nature's way. Peace out. 134 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,192 -[baby] No! -You are all expendable! 135 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,529 [group screaming] 136 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,195 I gotta go hide. 137 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,489 -Oh, curse my comically large feet! -[screaming] 138 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,582 I'm terrified. 139 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:35,119 Stop that. Stop panicking! You're making me emotional! 140 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,754 [snores, gasps] 141 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,371 Oh, my acne. 142 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,171 -Everyone, calm down! -Oof! 143 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,263 We'll figure this out before anyone gets fired. 144 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:46,968 -Whee! -Moonboots, good call on the aging. 145 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,759 So, new mystery. Wow us with that outside-the-box thinking. 146 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:54,184 What's wrong with the formula? Bad batch? Past its expiration date? 147 00:07:54,265 --> 00:08:00,265 Here's how I see it: a race of aliens that age backwards, old folks to babies. 148 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:03,614 They're trying to change your formula so they can be old forever. 149 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,781 Their company? Old Alien Baby Corp. 150 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,661 -It's on Mars. -Uh, take one step back inside the box. 151 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:14,790 Or... Vent Babies. 152 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,159 "Vent Babies"? 153 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,325 They live in your air vents and steal your formula. 154 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,205 [whispers] They could be watching us right now. 155 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,133 Stop talking. You said, "Steal our formula"? 156 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:29,843 Well, Old Alien Baby Corp was built in the Martian year 74 billion-- 157 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,386 This was no accident. Someone's tampered with the formula! 158 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,564 OMG! 159 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,810 [gulps] 160 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,102 -I'm a growing boy! -Hyuh! 161 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,397 [slurping, swishing] 162 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,107 [slurps, gargling] 163 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,565 Their methods are unorthodox, but darn it, they get results. 164 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,157 [gargling] 165 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,448 [spits] The formula's been tainted. 166 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,037 -[spits] Super tainted. -[deep voice] I concur. 167 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,423 Normal Baby Corp formula, vanilla milkshake. 168 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,752 You separated them in your mouth? 169 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:12,427 Oh... yeah! 170 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:16,350 We get it! You have a super cool deep voice now. 171 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,770 So someone did tamper with the formula. 172 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:21,229 The vanilla milkshake must've thrown off the effect, 173 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,900 -causing rapid aging. -Dekker Moonboots, you've done it again. 174 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,111 Case closed. Theme song. 175 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,611 ♪ We solved some space crimes And had some great times-- ♪ 176 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,655 You didn't solve anything. We don't know who changed the formula. 177 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,160 We're still growing up. And Mega Fat CEO Baby 178 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,164 is going to fire half this company. Wait... of course! 179 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,128 Who benefits from all this? 180 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:47,878 The one who jumps at any chance to fire employees just to shake things up? 181 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,262 You don't think...? 182 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,718 -No, I know who tainted the formula. -[both] Mega Fat CEO Baby! 183 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,930 Old Alien Baby Corp or possibly Vent Babies! 184 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:59,142 I'm putting extra rhinos in your animal crackers. 185 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:02,483 -Don't you dare. -Why are we always fighting? 186 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:06,190 Ahem. Sorry. Mood swing. But seriously, no point bickering. 187 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,782 -We need proof Mega Fat CEO Baby-- -Or my ideas... 188 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:14,699 That Mega Fat CEO Baby is behind this. Time to hit formula storage. 189 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,700 Yay! [grunting] 190 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,202 -[all groaning] -Maybe we'll split up. 191 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:26,326 Formula storage was darker than the black hole of Sector 2-72. 192 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,167 You have to keep doing that? 193 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,212 You knew what you getting into when you hired Dekker Moonboo-- 194 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,587 -[grunts] -[whizzes] 195 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,973 [hissing] 196 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,640 -Space goblin! -Destroy it! 197 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:40,137 Hi! 198 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,522 I'm Frankie from formula storage. [giggles] 199 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:48,311 So nice to see you. Just working on inventory. 200 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:51,147 Uh, hi there, Frankie. I'm, uh-- 201 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,113 Boss Baby, in charge of field operations. 202 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:58,405 -I know who you are. -Uh-huh. Well, uh, Frankie, 203 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:02,161 my associate and I are investigating some tainted formula. 204 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,584 Have there been any break-ins here recently? 205 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,334 No, sir. None that I know of. 206 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:11,876 Oh, really? No mysterious intruders messing with the formula? 207 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,922 -[stammers] I... -The truth, Frankie! Spill it! 208 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,137 Even if the truth lives on Mars or in vents. 209 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,759 Ignore that last part. Mega Fat CEO Baby was here, wasn't he? 210 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,637 -He tainted the formula. -Yes! 211 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,941 It was Mega Fat CEO Baby. He made me promise I wouldn't tell. 212 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,360 ♪ And Dekker rockets over rainbow To the future-- ♪ 213 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,690 Stop theme-songing. The mystery's not over until the best part: 214 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,067 busting the crook. Let's go. 215 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,574 You're talking to the CEO? 216 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:45,197 Can you pitch him this idea I had? Invisible pacifiers! 217 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,167 We'd all look like fish! [smacking] 218 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,500 Um... we're just gonna go. 219 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,177 ♪ La, la-la la-la-la, la-la ♪ 220 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,063 ♪ La-la-- ♪ Oh, sorry. Mood swing went super happy. 221 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,812 I figured out your little formula scheme, Mega Fat CEO traitor! 222 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,226 -And you're not getting away with it. -[Mega Fat CEO Baby] Magnus? 223 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,607 [clapping] 224 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,454 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] Congratulations, Boss Baby. 225 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:22,029 You solved the mystery of, "Is Boss Baby wrong about everything?" 226 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,121 -The secret answer, "Yes." -[Boss Baby] Whoa! 227 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,792 [laughing] 228 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,961 Your mockery only makes me want to fire everyone faster. 229 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,840 What about you? Should I go get you a mirror 230 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,128 so you can watch as you fire yourself? [laughing] 231 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,384 Joking on the job. Very unprofessional, Boss Baby. 232 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,797 You're unprofessional! 233 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,885 The baby in formula storage said you tainted the formula. 234 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,272 Which all makes sense, except... boop! 235 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,389 There aren't any babies working in formula storage. 236 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,398 -What? -Oh, twist! 237 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,731 Wait a sec. So who was Frankie? 238 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,526 Weird kid, creepy, pants-less? But we've all been there. 239 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,571 Never heard of him. 240 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,993 Though I can't be expected to remember names of people I don't care about. 241 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,699 How many times have I called Magnus "Jason"? 242 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,504 Five hundred thirty-two, and it hurts every time. 243 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,040 If no one works in formula storage, what was she even doing there? 244 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,165 Isn't it obvious? She's the formula thief. 245 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:19,553 -Hi! -[gasps, screams] 246 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,925 Vent Baby! Moonboots, you've solved it again. 247 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,312 -[Mega Fat CEO Baby yelping] -[loud thudding] 248 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,227 [Boss Baby] So, anybody going after them or...? 249 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,481 [Magnus] Enclosed spaces make me emotional and violent. 250 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,025 Ugh. Fine. Jimbo, block the vent so she doesn't double back. 251 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:48,831 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] Oh, no! Please! Have mercy! [wails] 252 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,083 -This way. But no rush. -[Mega Fat CEO Baby] I'll do anything! 253 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,116 Oh, please! [sobbing] 254 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,842 Oh, no, no more. This is unbearable. 255 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,171 Game's over, Frankie. Give us-- Wha...? 256 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,717 My next idea: Who says we have to work in cubicles? 257 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,813 Close your eyes and imagine... office carnival! 258 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,850 With roller-coaster desks! 259 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:16,146 Boss Baby, save me! This is agony! 260 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:21,280 -Hey! This is a private meeting. -Meeting's over, Vent Baby. 261 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,110 Oh! Oh, thank you, Boss Baby. I knew I could count on you. 262 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,277 I'll be back with security, freakish Vent Baby. 263 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,997 -But-- -Where do you think you're going? 264 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,708 I didn't finish telling him my great ideas. 265 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,709 Forget it, Frankie. You're done. 266 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,711 [sobs] 267 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,511 Please, Boss Baby. I meant no harm, sir. 268 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:48,351 Whoa. Uh... please stop crying. It's weird and creepy. 269 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,469 I'm emotionally vulnerable right now! So stop it. 270 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,847 [sobbing] 271 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:57,443 I can't stop. Oh, please, don't make me leave, sir. 272 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,611 I love Baby Corp. 273 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,240 -How did you get here in the first place? -Nobody asked for backstory. 274 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,949 Keep her here until security-- 275 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:09,579 -I came from the factory, like all babies. -[Boss Baby sighs] 276 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:13,158 [Frankie] I was so excited. I had great ideas already, 277 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,615 like a shortcut to the chute where they sort babies 278 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,126 -into families or management. -[yelling] 279 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,380 Well, obviously, that one didn't work, but... 280 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,013 -[Tim] You never got placed anywhere. -[screams] 281 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:30,050 I had nowhere to go, so I fled into the walls of Baby Corp. 282 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,057 And I've been here ever since. 283 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,937 -[security] Which way was this hideout? -[Mega Fat CEO Baby] What am I, a map? 284 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,019 Security's coming, Frankie. You're still a formula thief. 285 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:44,355 I had to, so I could stay young like a real executive. 286 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,953 Then I needed more and more once I assembled my own team, just like yours. 287 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,621 Jeez! There's more than one of you Vent Babies? 288 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,450 This is Jonesy, my right-hand man and the office jokester. 289 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,996 [laughs] 290 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,291 Oh, stop, you're so bad. 291 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:04,797 This is Stapler. He's a stapler, but he thinks he's a real baby. 292 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,300 Shh. Don't tell him. 293 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,392 The newest member of the team, Headless Bear, 294 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,678 fresh from your R&D department. 295 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:18,602 And last but not least, Poobag MacDougal, the brains of the operation. 296 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,646 -It's very nice to meet your team. -No. Stop indulging this. 297 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,150 -You're gonna cost us our jobs! -Jeez. Mood swing. 298 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,864 No, I'm genuinely angry! 299 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:31,574 I'm sorry. I tried adding the vanilla milkshake so no one would know. 300 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,287 But what was I supposed to do? Let Stapler starve? 301 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,999 That's right, you need formula, Stapler, because you're a baby. 302 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,462 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] Maybe the left? 303 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,712 [security] I think we'd move faster if we didn't have to carry you. 304 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,165 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] Wah, wah, wah! That's what you sound like. 305 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,677 -Getting closer, sir. -He's in a firing mood, Frankie. 306 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,430 -It's you or us. Frankly, it's you. -But this is my life. 307 00:16:55,514 --> 00:17:00,144 I can be an asset to Baby Corp. I have lots of great ideas. 308 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:04,107 [gasps] Maybe you'd like to hear them. 309 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,859 -Not really. -Of course we do. 310 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:09,701 I solved your mystery. This is what I want for payment. 311 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,408 Just listen to her ideas, okay? 312 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,290 [groans] Oh, fine. 313 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,998 I would love to hear your ideas. But I reserve the right to fall asleep, 314 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,291 get moody and/or scratch my acned tushie. 315 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:28,295 Thank you, sir. This means... [moans] ...so much! 316 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:36,429 And now I can't fall out of my shirt at my desk. Thanks, Stapler! 317 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,056 Upside-down meetings! 318 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,941 Think how many more ideas we'll have with extra blood rushing to our heads. 319 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,364 And now you have a million cookies instead of one. 320 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,860 Turn it inside out and you can use it again! 321 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,447 I always overhear CEO Baby complaining about the budget. 322 00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:01,874 Think of the quarterly savings. Thank you. 323 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:09,798 Those are the worst ideas I've ever heard, anywhere, ever, and I live with this guy. 324 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,670 -Hey! -But maybe-- 325 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,887 The worst. There is zero place for you at Baby Corp. 326 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,679 You are so fired. 327 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,313 You can't. You said you wanted outside-the-box ideas. 328 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,101 Well, Frankie's got lots. 329 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,095 -Templeton-- -No. 330 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:28,726 It's Moonboots, the guy who said it was Vent Babies and nobody believed me. 331 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,646 But was I right? 332 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:34,284 Yeah, you also said it was Old Alien Baby Corp from Mars. 333 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,203 And I stand by that. 334 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,201 Nobody in your company has any imagination. 335 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:44,124 Here's a baby who does, so why don't you do something outside the box? 336 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,746 Take a chance on Frankie and her ideas. 337 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,804 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] Attention, creepy little Vent Baby, 338 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,838 you have one minute to surrender your creepy little vent self 339 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,724 before security drags you out. 340 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,472 I'm sorry, Tim, there's nothing I can use there. 341 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,305 No! This is my home! You can't make me leave! 342 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:08,442 No, wait! Frankie, come back! Oof! Oof! 343 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,615 -This chick is good. -We're on her turf. 344 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,831 She must know this whole place like the back of her hand. 345 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,168 Split up. Staci, go right. Templeton, left. 346 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,930 -[Frankie gasps] -Going somewhere? 347 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,310 -End of the line, Frankie. -[yelps] 348 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,480 These are my vents! I can't leave! 349 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,940 [Mega Fat CEO Baby] I hear her whiny voice! We're close! 350 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,361 -We can't give Frankie to them. -Have to do what's best for the company. 351 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,572 [gasps] 352 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:59,621 I want every vent shaft checked. We are going to flush this system clean. 353 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,618 Specifically, the "you" part of "we" are going to do this. 354 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,660 Agh! A hideous failure monster! 355 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,706 Just kidding, except about every part of that. 356 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,919 Out of the way! We're tracking a Vent Baby. 357 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,710 Stand down. I've got your Vent Baby here. 358 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,674 -She has a name. -Just do it, Templeton. 359 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,972 Fabulous. Hah! 360 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,143 Who's captured who now, freaky-freak? 361 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,812 [wheels squeaking] 362 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:39,698 Don't be sad. We'll dump you on a family. Maybe they'll let you live in a closet. 363 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,950 You're fired! 364 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,486 [laughing] 365 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,963 Oh, that feels amazing. Magnus, make me high-five myself. 366 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,209 All clear. 367 00:20:55,295 --> 00:21:01,465 Thank you ever so much, Boss Baby. But I don't know if I'm ready for this. 368 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,891 Everyone has to change sometime, Frankie. 369 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,561 Welcome to Baby Corp. For real this time. 370 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:12,101 Thank you, sir. Stapler and I are gonna make you so proud. 371 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,807 What about the rest of my team? 372 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,277 We had to put something in that decoy. But don't worry. 373 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,409 I think their first field mission will be a rousing success. 374 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,948 Well, he's a bear with a diaper face, but he's ours. 375 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,663 Special formula! 376 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:33,706 Get your non-contaminated, keep-you-a-baby-forever formula. 377 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,292 [gulping] 378 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,336 [Jimbo sighs] 379 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,921 -Yay! -[wails] 380 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,549 [squealing] 381 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,430 [regular voice] Oh, I'm cured! 382 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,142 [deep voice] Nuh-uh. I'm never going back. 383 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,678 [gulping] 384 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,439 [regular voice] Aw...! 385 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:58,983 By the way, I know you're a stapler. Oh, don't cry. 386 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,067 I'm proud of you. 387 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,992 Letting Frankie join the company was pretty outside the box, for you. 388 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,952 I made a strategic decision for the good of the company. 389 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,584 -You liked her ideas? -All terrible. 390 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,331 Then I remembered Frankie saying how she always overheard 391 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,294 Mega Fat complain about the budget. 392 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,044 She knows Baby Corp inside and out. 393 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,757 She must have been spying on everyone for years. 394 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,378 [laughing] I just got my own man on the inside! 395 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,507 Can you imagine the power plays I can make with a resource like that? 396 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:30,595 -Do you ever do anything to be nice? -[chuckles] 397 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,641 -You'll never know. -You're right, but I know who might. 398 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,728 Theme song! 399 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:40,282 ♪ Dekker Moonboots is-- ♪ Ugh! Space blindness! 400 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820 [theme song playing] 401 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,344 ♪ Boss Baby ♪