1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,927 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,933 ‎老板正在忙 3 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,479 ‎宝贝老板 4 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,442 ‎我是老板 宝贝老板 ‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气 5 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,069 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-看小不点儿干大事 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,697 ‎我是当家的宝贝大老板 7 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,158 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷 8 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,744 ‎我是宝贝大老板当家 9 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,080 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘 10 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢? 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,419 ‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好 12 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,963 ‎-谁当家? ‎-我 宝贝老板 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:57,223 ‎苹果酱队队长呼叫总部 目标移动中 14 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,433 ‎他有包裹吗? 15 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,477 ‎侦查队出动 16 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,648 ‎蹦蹦队、抱抱队、嘟嘟队 汇报 17 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,109 ‎各队汇报状况 18 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,445 ‎嗨 我是金宝 请回答 19 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,490 ‎不用每次都自我介绍 大块头 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,783 ‎收到 21 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,951 ‎我是金宝 收到 22 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,370 ‎蹦蹦队队长呼叫总部 23 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,585 ‎调包进行中 24 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,629 ‎我的二号准备换上新的 25 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,840 ‎别再叫我你的二号 我有名字 26 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,717 ‎抱抱队队长呼叫总部 27 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:36,930 ‎我们在现场 准备骇入本地系统 28 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,851 ‎不停乱按 直到接通 29 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,148 ‎嗨 各位 嘟嘟队的巴迪 30 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,401 ‎我对任务人员有些疑虑 31 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,861 ‎他们可爱吗? 32 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,491 ‎-当然可爱 ‎-那就别担心了 33 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,326 ‎黄色百分百 34 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,286 ‎黄色百分百 35 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,501 ‎嗨 小朋友 36 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,003 ‎天啊 好可爱 37 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,631 ‎收到 各队队长 38 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:14,926 ‎现在拍宝宝的屁股 全面展开行动 39 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,469 ‎-没问题 ‎-好 40 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,806 ‎总部 你最好跟老板汇报最新状况 41 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,558 ‎知道了 42 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,017 ‎再见 金宝 43 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,939 ‎金宝 有什么好消息? 44 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,691 ‎各队都在现场执行任务 45 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,901 ‎任务会在六分钟后完成 46 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,070 ‎加快到三分钟 我这就过去 47 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,406 ‎我对我的队员有信心 黄色百分百 48 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,575 ‎黄色百分百 49 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,870 ‎各队注意 任务完成时间提前 50 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,371 ‎-不可能 ‎-什么? 51 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,374 ‎别浪费时间抱怨 宝宝们 快行动 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,585 ‎他有包裹吗? 53 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,838 ‎确认有脏尿布 54 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,843 ‎他要把脏尿布扔在室内公共场所… 55 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,762 ‎里面的一般垃圾桶 56 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,055 ‎戴好防毒面具 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,682 ‎准备拦截目标物 58 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,684 ‎蹦蹦队 汇报 59 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,064 ‎任务成功 我的二号很强 60 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,150 ‎别那样叫我 61 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,402 ‎我不知道要按什么号码 62 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,738 ‎解码还没完成 63 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:17,989 ‎快解开来 抱抱队 64 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,365 ‎嘟嘟队? 65 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,202 ‎-躲猫猫 ‎-真是太可爱了 66 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,039 ‎-宝宝喜爱度就要… ‎-糟糕 我偷了你的鼻子 67 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,501 ‎好可爱 68 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,713 ‎-巴斯基的鼻子不见了 ‎-什么? 69 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,299 ‎刚才有人扯走了他的鼻子 70 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,717 ‎我要吐了 71 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,973 ‎吞回去 不准吐 我们会派人支援 72 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,601 ‎金宝 密切注意嘟嘟队 73 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,020 ‎金银宝 达成目标了吗? 74 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,022 ‎我没看到统计表上有任何变化 75 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,357 ‎马上就会有了 老板 76 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,025 ‎思黛奇? 77 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,610 ‎我正在处理 78 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,446 ‎各位 快一点 79 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:01,866 ‎巴斯基就要发动报复攻击了 好吗? 80 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,827 ‎待着别动 我马上过去 81 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,829 ‎脏尿布要投进去了 82 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,292 ‎苹果酱队 随机应变 出动 83 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,212 ‎蹦蹦队、抱抱队 完成任务 84 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,640 ‎是宝宝们 85 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,065 ‎让人好想要个孩子 86 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,402 ‎我带了备用鼻子 87 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:55,878 ‎漂亮 88 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,594 ‎董事会的诸位 89 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:04,929 ‎宝贝老板 90 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,016 ‎介意我们今天在别的地方谈吗? 91 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,810 ‎你有什么想法 董事长先生? 92 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,187 ‎你现在是总裁了 而且我饿了 93 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:17,066 ‎不如改在行政高层餐厅开会? 94 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,617 ‎请用开胃菜 95 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,328 ‎谢谢你 唐追 96 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,671 ‎有法国阿尔萨斯区游乐场沙子的味道 97 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,131 ‎好极了 98 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:45,595 ‎我们注意到了最新的宝贝喜爱度数据 ‎实在佩服 99 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,346 ‎谢谢你 先生 100 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,224 ‎告诉我 你有什么秘诀? 101 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,226 ‎黄色百分百 102 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,898 ‎这是我对宝贝公司的愿景宣言 103 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:00,026 ‎不再只把目标放在攻占 ‎喜爱度市场第一 104 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:04,405 ‎我们要百分百填满整张饼图 ‎拥有全部的爱 105 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,659 ‎人们喜欢的东西千奇百怪 ‎但若说让人爱到骨子里的 106 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,789 ‎大家应该只会想到一件事 宝宝 107 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,917 ‎先生 请打开机棚 108 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,668 ‎飞机来了 109 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,713 ‎好了 110 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,215 ‎我喜欢这计划 111 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,593 ‎先生 我无法形容这让我多振奋 112 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,931 ‎优秀的总裁懂得关注基本面 113 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,766 ‎-市场占有率 ‎-对极了 114 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,227 ‎-外勤业务 ‎-全要归功思黛奇 115 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,978 ‎她充分发挥了领导力 116 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,688 ‎运转良好的办公大楼 117 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,819 ‎能让每个宝宝都不受干扰 118 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,404 ‎拿出最佳表现的地方 119 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,866 ‎你说的是那些房客吧? 120 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,786 ‎没错 说的就是那些房客 121 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,121 ‎我们在处理了 122 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,668 ‎住手 123 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,752 ‎那个是我要用的 124 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,091 ‎现在狗狗公司搬到这里了? 125 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,510 ‎不 只是个分公司 126 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,721 ‎设在了最令人无法忍受的地方 127 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:14,016 ‎不要舔水龙头 坏狗 128 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,064 ‎三胞胎当总裁的那半个小时 129 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,732 ‎宝贝公司的财务出了问题 130 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,401 ‎权力让我们疯狂 131 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:24,694 ‎-不过… ‎-我们解决了 132 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,864 ‎居然是把办公室 ‎分租给另一家本地企业 133 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,699 ‎我要不留遗憾地生活 134 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:33,035 ‎我们来吃一大块乳酪 ‎然后做一百万个开合跳 135 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,078 ‎好 136 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,708 ‎先生 麻烦在这上面签名 137 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,127 ‎你现在当家了 ‎为什么不把狗狗赶出去? 138 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:44,547 ‎我很想 但三胞胎写了一份 ‎没有漏洞可钻的租约 139 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,008 ‎那些狗狗的律师也真要命 140 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,718 ‎所以我得用点创意 141 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,220 ‎而且从宝贝董事埃米利亚诺 ‎失去耐心的口气听来 142 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,597 ‎我得尽快解决 143 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,309 ‎所以你没办法来看我的 ‎做好事尖兵安全表演会了? 144 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,479 ‎我得编一个借口跟爸妈说 145 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,105 ‎什么?不 邓普顿 146 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,774 ‎我对你的教育活动都全力支持 147 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,151 ‎真的? 148 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,655 ‎就像你说的 我现在当家了 我是总裁 149 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,367 ‎我对办公室和家庭都能百分百投入 150 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,661 ‎-数学不是这样算的 ‎-高层人士的算法 151 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,372 ‎我不必所有的事都亲力亲为 152 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:22,627 ‎我提出愿景 让其他人有所依循 ‎能发挥最佳表现 153 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,922 ‎大家好 宝贝公司的美丽员工 154 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,300 ‎-黄色百分百 ‎-黄色百分百 155 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,469 ‎你们是我的超级巨星员工 156 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:35,181 ‎你们太棒了 各位 ‎你们每个人都让我很骄傲 157 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,266 ‎我觉得好受重视 158 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:41,687 ‎他让我想成为一个不烂的员工 ‎重新做人 159 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:46,067 ‎现在让我们把宝贝公司的集体智慧 ‎运用在新任务上 160 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,569 ‎解决房客问题 161 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,114 ‎不要烂点子 开始动脑子 ‎施展你们的魔力 162 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,741 ‎接着一小时不要找我 163 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:57,620 ‎我相信只要一点想象力 ‎和一百分的努力 164 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:01,207 ‎等我回来 这地方就看不到狗狗了 165 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:09,423 ‎你是要我们暂停争取宝宝喜爱度? 166 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,260 ‎不 那个也要投入一百分的努力 167 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,012 ‎高层人士的算法 168 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,931 ‎我懂了 169 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,641 ‎我对大家有信心 去对付它们 170 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:22,103 ‎-黄色百分百 ‎-黄色百分百 171 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,939 ‎交给你了 思黛奇 172 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:28,818 ‎邓普顿 现在去看 ‎你精彩的安全表演会吧 173 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,280 ‎-身为做好事尖兵… ‎-我要为安全做好事… 174 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,948 ‎利用每一个机会… 175 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:37,159 ‎教导大家防范各种危险或危机 176 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,124 ‎安全情景1 好痒 好痛 177 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,584 ‎我走到毒葛里了 178 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,546 ‎在皮肤上涂抹外用酒精 ‎可以去除毒葛中 179 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,256 ‎让人过敏的漆酚 180 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,884 ‎我的天 他好可爱 看起来好有权威 181 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,178 ‎安全情景2 口吐白沫 182 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,723 ‎糟糕 是中毒了 183 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,309 ‎安全情景49 184 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,603 ‎我着火了 185 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,398 ‎躺下 我用毯子把你盖起来 ‎这样火就会灭了 186 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,067 ‎我身上的火灭了 187 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:14,697 ‎安全情景107 ‎不确定烟雾警报器是否正常 188 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,866 ‎家里的每间卧室内外 189 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,869 ‎以及每一层楼都应该装烟雾警报器 190 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,288 ‎我家装了七个烟雾警报器 191 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,207 ‎我现在示范测试每一个警报器 192 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,542 ‎宝贝 千万不要 193 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,554 ‎你有办法快点溜回来吗? 194 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,599 ‎铲除狗狗行动出了一点状况 195 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,019 ‎我很想 ‎但我得先给家人百分百的时间 196 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,438 ‎然后才能回去百分百投入工作 197 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,398 ‎我会尽快赶回办公室 198 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,068 ‎-快弄停它 ‎-快弄停它 199 00:10:56,405 --> 00:11:00,993 ‎我知道 兄弟 刚才那是很长 ‎也很有教育性 200 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,037 ‎但很长的安全表演会 201 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,955 ‎我们带你回家睡午觉吧 202 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,626 ‎蒂姆呢? 203 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,586 ‎他想跟派特斯基走路回家 204 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,340 ‎你表演得好棒 特别是被虫子咬那段 205 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,925 ‎那只是肌肉记忆 206 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,511 ‎几个礼拜前和火蚁丘打了一架 207 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,720 ‎倒是你 老兄… 208 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,514 ‎救援翻倒的独木舟? 209 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,891 ‎对 那段好紧张 210 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,060 ‎我在脑海里看到一艘独木舟 我就想 211 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,354 ‎“我身为做好事尖兵的神圣信条 212 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,648 ‎就是教育人们 让他们…” 213 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:31,941 ‎天啊 214 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,277 ‎查看危险状况 215 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,615 ‎没有玻璃破裂 没有燃油溢出 ‎没有电线裸露 216 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,326 ‎也没有未标示的家用毒药瓶 217 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,453 ‎我去找大人来帮忙 218 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,746 ‎我去救宝宝 219 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,543 ‎法兰奇? 220 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,837 ‎嗨 宝贝老板的哥哥 221 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,255 ‎你怎么会在这里? 222 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:58,008 ‎我想安装新的宝宝气味空气清新剂 223 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,512 ‎结果一棵树砸到车上 发出了巨响 224 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,557 ‎宝宝就哭了 225 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,811 ‎我觉得你什么都说了 ‎就是没回答我的问题 226 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,480 ‎-你怎么会… ‎-黄色百分百 227 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,650 ‎一定要全天候争取宝宝喜爱度 228 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,944 ‎-放开我 我要… ‎-我的天 229 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,696 ‎有宝宝受困 230 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,824 ‎-这两个男孩是英雄 ‎-真了不起 231 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,286 ‎这下你们两个闯进来 232 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,747 ‎把所有的爱都抢过去给自己了 233 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,208 ‎你的黄色百分百精神呢? 234 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,711 ‎我们没打算跟任何人抢喜爱度 235 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,463 ‎真希望他们是我养的 236 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,425 ‎跟我详细报告狗狗的状况 237 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:43,512 ‎阿佩想出一个点子 ‎要调高房租 让狗狗公司负担不起 238 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,472 ‎这点子好 239 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,807 ‎它们为什么还在? 240 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,854 ‎狗狗决定把它们的空间 ‎分租给别家公司 241 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,647 ‎来付我们租金 242 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,815 ‎什么?租给谁? 243 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,275 ‎生意 244 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,487 ‎生意 245 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,113 ‎400美元 246 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,281 ‎我疯了 247 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,117 ‎我不知道我在干吗 因为我恋爱了 248 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,329 ‎生意 249 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,290 ‎不 250 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,251 ‎租给学前怪?你们怎么把他们弄到… 251 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,629 ‎他们根本没在做生意 252 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,924 ‎你们有谁真的在生产或提供 ‎任何商品或服务吗? 253 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,426 ‎我们得挪动指针 254 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,595 ‎那是什么意思? 255 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:30,309 ‎但如果针…断… 256 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,896 ‎我想如果针… 257 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,231 ‎我不知道 258 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,774 ‎因为只是气球 259 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,905 ‎这不可能合法 260 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,868 ‎不 我不想和你的狗狗律师讨论 261 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,247 ‎太好了 你回来了 我还需要你签名 262 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,707 ‎-等一下 奇普 ‎-麻烦你签名 263 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,126 ‎请签在这里 264 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,420 ‎-别逼我造假 ‎-先生 265 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,761 ‎宝贝老板 ‎我的黄色百分百任务有状况 266 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,805 ‎我得知道我们要怎么处理 267 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:08,847 ‎大家等一下 268 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,851 ‎宝贝董事埃米利亚诺要听 ‎驱逐房客的最新状况 269 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,562 ‎就说我们正在讨论解决方案 270 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,106 ‎老板 是你哥哥打来的 271 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,816 ‎好像有重要的事 272 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,569 ‎-只是个签名 ‎-你一定要听 273 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,280 ‎邓普顿 什么事? 274 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,657 ‎有人要颁奖给我 是镇长 275 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,785 ‎太好了 等我回去再跟我细说 276 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,370 ‎但你现在就得回来 277 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,664 ‎他们想赶在新闻播出前举行颁奖典礼 278 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,249 ‎而且全家都受邀出席 279 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,751 ‎我才参加过家庭活动 280 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,794 ‎老天 281 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,505 ‎我以为你会想知道 282 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,049 ‎抱歉 我当然想知道 283 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,634 ‎只是我现在刚好很忙 284 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,304 ‎-我会帮你找借口跟爸妈说 ‎-不 285 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,890 ‎工作和家庭都要百分百 我会去 286 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,099 ‎等我三分钟 287 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,858 ‎安静! 288 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,693 ‎执行开放式办公室空间计划 289 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,611 ‎先生? 290 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,989 ‎想摆脱房客 就拆掉所有的隔间 291 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,199 ‎没有隐私 没有隔间 292 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,369 ‎每个人都会被逼疯 ‎狗狗和学前怪都会受不了 293 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,747 ‎宝宝们 你们绝对能撑得比他们久 294 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,999 ‎我们也会被他们逼疯的 295 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,001 ‎怎么可能撑得比他们久? 296 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,003 ‎因为这个 297 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,755 ‎你们是宝贝公司 298 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,840 ‎你们不需要我回答每个小问题 299 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,467 ‎你们都知道我的愿景了 300 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,428 ‎所以用尽各种办法 不惜代价 301 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,390 ‎不择手段也要让宝宝喜爱度 ‎填满那颗心 302 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,017 ‎黄色百分百 303 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,478 ‎-黄色百分百 ‎-黄色百分百 304 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,481 ‎用尽各种方法 不择手段 305 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,816 ‎我知道了 宝贝老板 306 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,819 ‎好 宝宝们 开始拆除! 307 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,328 ‎托马斯库尔凯尔卡英勇奖章 308 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,247 ‎本镇的最高荣誉 309 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:02,503 ‎我想不出有什么比无助小宝宝的救星 ‎更有资格获得此奖 310 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,004 ‎那是我的儿子 311 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,466 ‎好的那个 ‎不是把鼻屎黏在椅子下的那个 312 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,760 ‎孩子们 你们的反应真快 313 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,429 ‎你们怎么知道那个情景下该做什么? 314 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,515 ‎镇长先生 很高兴你问了 315 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,893 ‎因为我们遵循了神圣的信条 316 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,145 ‎-拜托不要 儿子 ‎-不 317 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,647 ‎身为做好事尖兵… 318 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,234 ‎我要为安全做好事 利用每一个机会 319 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,070 ‎教导大家防范各种危险或危机 320 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,446 ‎新闻摄影机准备好 321 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,825 ‎本镇要上安全教育课了 322 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,077 ‎那我就 323 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,371 ‎等你们上完? 324 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,499 ‎安全情景1 好痒 好痛 325 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,209 ‎我走到毒葛里了 326 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,088 ‎在皮肤上涂抹外用酒精 ‎可以去除毒葛中 327 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,923 ‎让人过敏的漆酚 328 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,217 ‎安全情景2 口吐白沫 329 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,135 ‎有什么问题? 330 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,721 ‎你的开放式办公室策略奏效了 331 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,931 ‎每个人都被其他人逼疯了 332 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,393 ‎我们喜欢假装在森林里 333 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,396 ‎我们在救马 334 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,402 ‎-别闹 ‎-别让它跑了 335 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,279 ‎我会过敏… 336 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,198 ‎我想如果我们的宝宝们撑得住 337 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,702 ‎狗狗和学前怪顶多再20分钟就会滚蛋 338 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,162 ‎太好了 问题是什么? 339 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,330 ‎我们的宝宝撑不下去了 340 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,419 ‎板板 我是很有耐心的宝宝 ‎但我要崩溃了 341 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,756 ‎章鱼发烧以后 342 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,759 ‎会变成什么? 343 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,845 ‎-不知道 是什么? ‎-章鱼烧 344 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:43,312 ‎韩德夏 你一定能撑得 ‎比那些学前怪和狗狗久 345 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,522 ‎我对你有信心 346 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,482 ‎黄色百分百 347 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,026 ‎黄色百分百 348 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,112 ‎黄色百分百 349 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,823 ‎韩德夏不是唯一崩溃了的宝宝 老板 350 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,367 ‎我们需要你 你可以多快赶回来? 351 00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:01,246 ‎鲨鱼是顶端掠食者 只对力量有… 352 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,624 ‎我不知道 可能还要几… 353 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,794 ‎安全情景6 354 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,505 ‎-我再回你电话 ‎-什么?不 我们要… 355 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:14,134 ‎布林结稳固不会滑动 适合吊挂救援 356 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,595 ‎-法兰奇? ‎-嗨 老板 你要帮忙吗? 357 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,763 ‎你在做什么? 358 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,641 ‎-在地板上涂猪油 ‎-你为什么… 359 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,561 ‎这样大家起立鼓掌时 ‎就会摔得四脚朝天 360 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,188 ‎“我们好生气” 361 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,066 ‎当然除了前面那两个大小孩 362 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,735 ‎他们一定要站着 不然计划就没用了 363 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,780 ‎我觉得你什么都说了 ‎就是没回答我的问题 364 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,697 ‎你为什么… 365 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,243 ‎因为他们抢了应该属于宝宝的爱 366 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,122 ‎而且你说要不择手段 用尽各种办法 367 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,666 ‎所以我就设计这个大灾难 陷害他们 368 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,459 ‎什么?不可以 369 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,128 ‎已经来不及了 370 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,213 ‎猪油 371 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,881 ‎但那是我的哥哥 372 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,262 ‎对 他不会再抢走我们的爱了 373 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,264 ‎这会在新闻播出 374 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,809 ‎全镇的人会永远讨厌他们 375 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,103 ‎什么?不行 这主意太糟了 376 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,939 ‎我知道 要做可靠性测试 377 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:13,610 ‎放心 受到你的启发 ‎我对自己和我的计划充满信心 378 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,279 ‎黄色百分百万岁 379 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,738 ‎不 我不是那… 380 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,074 ‎我没看到安全危害 381 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,077 ‎那么救出这受困宝宝应该… 382 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,372 ‎此时不颁奖 更待何时? 383 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,585 ‎大家起立 掌声鼓励他们的英勇表演 384 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,380 ‎好棒 我一直梦想能获得 ‎不是挖苦我的起立鼓掌 385 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,507 ‎不 386 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,886 ‎本着托马斯库尔凯尔卡 ‎英勇奖章的精神 387 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,307 ‎我很荣幸将这英勇奖章颁给 388 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,475 ‎这两位勇敢的年轻人 389 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,393 ‎思黛奇 390 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605 ‎一切都很好 先生 成功了 391 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,400 ‎狗狗公司要搬走了 ‎学前怪要跟它们一起离开 392 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,693 ‎一切都不好 393 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,195 ‎跟巴格说我要谈条件 394 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,823 ‎我们用不着谈条件 他们要离开了 395 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,037 ‎我的提议是 ‎我们会把所有的隔间墙恢复原状 396 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,371 ‎它们可以留在宝贝公司 397 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,708 ‎-什么? ‎-老板 宝贝董事埃米利亚诺打来 398 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,794 ‎他要知道房客现在是什么状况 399 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,089 ‎先生 黄色百分百 400 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,017 ‎提议依然有效 巴格 ‎但条件是它们必须在15秒内 401 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,436 ‎派一群狗狗到博物馆 不准问问题 402 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,190 ‎我要你们俩做一件事 403 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:37,986 ‎请大家起立 ‎给我们的年轻英雄热烈掌声 404 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,781 ‎丹尼派特斯基和蒂姆邓普顿 405 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,824 ‎那是我的儿子 406 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,590 ‎怎么… 407 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,718 ‎我坐到奖章别针上了 408 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,806 ‎有人会处理高位脚踝扭伤 ‎和轻微瘀伤吗? 409 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,058 ‎事实上 我们会 410 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,103 ‎-恶心 ‎-猪油? 411 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,648 ‎这下有人要倒大霉了 412 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,026 ‎这么恶劣的恶作剧是谁干的? 413 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,324 ‎先生 ‎你要对我们的黄色百分百做什么? 414 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,409 ‎今天 415 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,786 ‎黄色对半开就好 416 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,381 ‎那些狗狗狼吞虎咽吃鸡翅 417 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,882 ‎把博物馆地板弄得都是油 418 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,385 ‎这是唯一可信的解释 419 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,721 ‎你们这些臭狗 420 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,264 ‎我最讨厌狗狗 421 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,182 ‎-可恶的狗狗 ‎-气死人了 422 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,934 ‎狗狗! 423 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,401 ‎我们的房客要长期租下去 ‎董事会一定会生气 424 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,694 ‎家庭紧急状况 425 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,154 ‎董事会能接受的 426 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,907 ‎尤其是我们让狗狗喜爱度暴跌之后 427 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,121 ‎少来了 你们可以留下 428 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,290 ‎而且我说了“不准问问题” 429 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,378 ‎-猪油 ‎-对 那个很抱歉 430 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,881 ‎绝对别为主动出击道歉 431 00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,799 ‎而且我得到宝贵的教训 432 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,094 ‎就是也许没办法 ‎同时百分百投入每件事 433 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,429 ‎-有道理 ‎-没错 434 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,014 ‎真有智慧 435 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,644 ‎但如果不投入 ‎你不在时 别人可能会把事情搞砸 436 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,188 ‎-对极了 ‎-有道理 437 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,898 ‎好有智慧 438 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,277 ‎也许这教训就是当家真是苦差事 439 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,344 ‎宝贝老板