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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎那是鸟叫声

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‎想听马叫声吗？

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‎很想 但现在不听

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‎现在先好好沉浸在
‎我们在赢得全世界百分百的爱

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‎所取得的进步当中吧

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‎缓慢稳定走向黄色百分百

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‎我们好擅长这个 都觉得无聊了

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‎知道什么可以让这一刻圆满吗？

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‎-刚印出来的的试算表？
‎-还是热腾腾的

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‎请批准乐吸乐嘘嘘合并案

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‎好爱那个合并案

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‎自洁高脚椅的设计

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‎椅子高一点 脚少一点

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‎-哔
‎-叭

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‎-卟
‎-这个我猜

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‎-那是机器人的声音？
‎-不对

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‎那是大板子发出的声音

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‎那个“哔叭卟”是什么意思？

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‎宝宝喜爱度刚刚下跌了？

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‎会不会是程序出错？

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‎等一下 我去拍一下计算机

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‎喂

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‎是真的 真的下跌了

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‎这是市场崩盘的第一个征兆

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‎发警报！

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‎先生 我们还没安装新的警报器

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‎你指定要的那个超级响的还没到货
‎所以…

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‎-三胞胎
‎-到

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‎启动紧急作业程序
‎黄色百分百受到攻击

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‎找出造成下跌的任何原因

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‎在餐厅换尿布？
‎听小提琴协奏曲闹脾气？

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‎-是谁干的？
‎-小老板 有发现了

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‎是皮皮

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‎加油 皮皮 矮脚羊

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‎田田 加油 田田

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‎小食蚁兽田田

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‎玛莉亚玛莉亚

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‎说“嗨” 玛莉亚玛莉亚

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‎加油 宝宝 加油

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‎皮皮田田爱宝宝

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‎可以批准赞叹吗 先生？

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‎批准 但要简短

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‎行了

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‎那是我这辈子听过最可爱
‎最朗朗上口的歌了

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‎那是谁？

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‎皮皮和田田 南美最红的电视明星

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‎虽然是给宝宝看的

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‎但因为节目太好看
‎各年龄层的人都喜欢那节目

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‎那是电视节目？

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‎刚开始在本地播出
‎可能是这样才造成宝宝喜爱度下跌

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‎我还以为小狗和小猫是最大的劲敌

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‎但它们根本比不上外来甜心

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‎等一下

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‎上面说他们会在本地录像

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‎就在八号频道 还有现场观众

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‎谢谢 韩哥 我会召集我的小组

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‎调查他们在搞什么鬼再跟你们汇报

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‎不用费事

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‎我想自己去侦查

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‎恕我直言 先生 我是外勤业务副总裁

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‎正常来说是我出去 你留下

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‎我欣赏这种思黛奇式的勇气

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‎但在一个穿毛衣小羊
‎和戴帽子的小食蚁兽

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‎联手偷走宝宝喜爱度的世界里

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‎没有常态可言

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‎那是戏剧化的声音

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‎这比一大块奶油可爱多了

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‎计算机音乐

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‎这就是我们以后要整天反复听

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‎让宝宝开心的东西？

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‎看看这些没主见的家伙 邓普顿

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‎好像全喝了迷魂甜麦乳

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‎邓普顿？

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‎我对你太失望了

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‎抱歉 你知道适合我完美头型的帽子
‎有多难找吗？

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‎还随音乐摇摆？

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‎我身上有虫子

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‎我为什么不能当粉丝？

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‎某个昙花一现的矮脚羊和小食蚁兽
‎席卷我们镇上

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‎宝宝喜爱度就下跌？

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‎这味道很不对劲

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‎而且是两小时前就该换尿布的宝宝
‎身上发出来的

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‎-好恶心
‎-我一直在忙

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‎矮脚羊和小食蚁兽

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‎皮皮和田田

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‎田田喜欢火车 田田喜欢吃罐头

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‎皮皮和田田…

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‎玛莉亚玛莉亚是位很棒的女生

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‎皮皮田田爱宝宝

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‎这不协调的音乐配上歌词
‎其实挺朗朗上口的

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‎用主题曲抓住家长的心？厉害

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‎我就看看能厉害到什么程度

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‎各位小朋友

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‎我是玛莉亚玛莉亚

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‎好开心大家来跟我们一起玩

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‎嗨 皮皮

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‎今天心情如何？

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‎“生气”

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‎糟糕

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‎你可能是在里面闷太久了

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‎“我觉得昏昏欲睡”

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‎嗨 田田 没精神？

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‎我整天待在家也会没精神

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‎出去玩 精神就来了

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‎谁想扭来扭去？

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‎像一只咯咯笑的虫虫

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‎-天啊
‎-好棒

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‎好棒

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‎地震…

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‎是我的屁股在摇？

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‎朗朗上口虫上身 魔力扭屁股舞

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‎好吧 他们是真的厉害

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‎“玛莉亚玛莉亚 我玩得好开心

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‎但你知道谁没享受到阳光？”

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‎“宝宝”

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‎哪个宝宝想跟皮皮和田田
‎一起到外面玩？

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‎要不要…

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‎那一个！

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‎大家都在看我 快装傻

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‎-什么？
‎-太好了

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‎天啊 他们挑中了我们的宝宝

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‎我们应该带他到台上？

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‎-我来
‎-好棒

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‎好棒

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‎好可爱的宝宝

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‎“知道我想玩什么吗？

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‎我想玩我全世界最爱的户外活动”

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‎“遛小狗”

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‎你敢

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‎-遛小狗
‎-遛小狗

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‎我们的儿子在台上扮成一只小狗

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‎准备好了吗？

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‎遛 遛小狗

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‎大家一起来

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‎-遛 遛小狗
‎-遛 遛小狗

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‎应该让我去的

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‎不敢相信你上电视了

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‎好有趣

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‎差不多跟第三阶段尿布疹一样有趣

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‎也就是我目前的状况

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‎免费建议
‎尿布一定要两个小时换一次

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‎我想那个建议跟我没什么关系

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‎任选两条皮皮田田沙滩毛巾
‎只要五块钱

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‎可以混搭

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‎玛莉亚玛莉亚绝对不是随便选上我

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‎-那是圈套
‎-什么圈套？

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‎他们显然想和宝贝公司抢喜爱度

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‎让我出糗只是开枪示警

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‎他们接着要朝哪里开枪？

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‎举高高 邓普顿 我要看着我的对手

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‎今天的节目太精彩了

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‎皮皮和田田想亲自感谢你

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‎好棒

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‎你们的爸妈同意吗？

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‎我爱皮皮和田田！

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‎应该是同意了

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‎很棒的节目

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‎-真的很好看
‎-谢谢

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‎皮皮先生和田田先生
‎很高兴你们大驾光临

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‎还有我们知道你家宝宝会说话
‎并经营着一家秘密公司

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‎很好 那我们就不用再装了

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‎你也别假装为它们翻译

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‎带着被你用来博收视率
‎不会说话的马戏团可怜动物

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‎离开这个镇 免得自己难看

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‎你误解我了 宝贝老板

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‎我是皮皮和田田的沟通师
‎律师和经纪人

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‎偶尔还要吸气球的氦气来娱乐它们

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‎但我绝对不会剥削它们

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‎“笑”

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‎“一定要让他们了解
‎我说话是有份量 很重要的”

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‎当然了 田田先生

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‎“现在可以谈正事了吗？”

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‎食蚁兽才是老大？

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‎太好笑了

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‎真是有眼不识泰山 我相信你很棒

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‎“我是老大没错

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‎但我是小食蚁兽

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‎-食蚁兽都是乡巴佬”
‎-知道了

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‎但我的警告依然有效

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‎我不知道你怎么发现宝贝公司的

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‎“我们有共同的朋友

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‎巴格先生？”

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‎真谢谢你 巴格

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‎但我还是要警告你们

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‎想争我们的爱就准备…

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‎“不 我们没兴趣偷宝宝喜爱度”

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‎他们想偷宝宝

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‎-“什么？”
‎-“什么？”

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‎不是？抱歉 只是猜的 请继续

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‎“大家都爱宝宝 我们的节目

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‎才会有收视

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‎我们不是你们的竞争对手

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‎我们只想成为你们的…”

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‎“朋友”

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‎真是大转折

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‎“我们很兴奋

209
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‎我们都很崇拜你
‎在宝贝公司的成就 板板”

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‎不敢当

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‎“我可以叫你板板吗？”

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‎请便

213
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,395
‎“笑”

214
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:53,152
‎我们有好多粉丝来信要回

215
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,904
‎-你也很清楚
‎-当然

216
00:10:55,112 --> 00:11:00,451
‎但皮皮先生和田田先生
‎希望我们能经常聚会

217
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,744
‎好主意

218
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,121
‎总裁之间多交际 世界更美好

219
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,625
‎-儿子们在这里
‎-和大明星聊天

220
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,960
‎-可以拍一张照片吗？
‎-当然可以

221
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,046
‎大家围过来

222
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,173
‎说“皮皮和田田”

223
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,841
‎-皮皮和田田
‎-皮皮和田田

224
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:20,346
‎你们把问题讲清楚了 没有人想害谁

225
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,264
‎现在我们和电视明星是朋友了

226
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,642
‎不敢相信一切这么顺利

227
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,603
‎-思黛奇 召集外勤小组准备开战
‎-终于

228
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‎慢点 什么？开战？为什么？

229
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,607
‎邓普顿 你没听出弦外之音吗？

230
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,651
‎他们刚才宣战 我接受了

231
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,611
‎不 他们没有 不 你没有

232
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,614
‎你们明明很开心 还说要常常碰面

233
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,990
‎总裁间的对话

234
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,034
‎领导阶层的意思不会明说

235
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,621
‎“我们要给你升职”意思就是
‎“不给你涨薪”

236
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:49,041
‎“改善劳动力失衡”就是大裁员

237
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,086
‎“我们要经常碰面”就等于…

238
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,923
‎不能让他们那样

239
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,383
‎我们不会的

240
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,468
‎我们的训练就为这一刻 宝宝们

241
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,178
‎点燃你们胸中的火

242
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,807
‎让它燃烧 熏到敌人投降为止

243
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,476
‎宝贝公司开战了

244
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,772
‎我无法批准这些作战计划

245
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,233
‎先生 我保证这些战略没问题

246
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,277
‎我相信没有问题

247
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,654
‎我不能批准的是开战这件事

248
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,823
‎董事长先生 为什么不行？

249
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,408
‎喝牛奶

250
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,536
‎先生要不要先尝一下味道 ？

251
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,163
‎谢谢 唐德雷

252
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,337
‎好极了

253
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,007
‎战争不是好事 宝贝老板

254
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,387
‎不应该要我回答“为什么不行？”
‎而是你自己证明“为什么要？”

255
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,389
‎他们…下跌 宝宝喜爱度

256
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,348
‎你也看到下跌了

257
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,185
‎宝宝喜爱度下跌就要开战？

258
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,604
‎我们确定是皮皮和田田造成的吗？

259
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,982
‎不是非常确定
‎但我就是知道 你知道？

260
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,275
‎他们一定在密谋什么

261
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,820
‎如果我们的喜爱度受到威胁
‎我们就要反击 打赢这场仗

262
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,449
‎但宝贝公司不发动战争

263
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,075
‎我的回答是“不”

264
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,956
‎看看这开战话题给你多大压力

265
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,709
‎你连点心都没碰

266
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,879
‎要听我的建议吗？培养一个嗜好

267
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,672
‎像我做毛线玩偶

268
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,467
‎这是我 这是我的双胞胎兄弟

269
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,135
‎胞弟总裁宝贝

270
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,096
‎-“嗨 我的兄弟”
‎-“嗨 我的兄弟”

271
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,932
‎“我们一起做生意吧”

272
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,100
‎钱币哗啦啦滚进来

273
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,019
‎钱币哗啦啦滚进来

274
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:41,237
‎这样就能用积木把羊开肠剖肚

275
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,906
‎-思黛奇…
‎-我又没说我们要…

276
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,493
‎埃米利亚诺说我们不能先开战

277
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,082
‎他认为我太紧张 反应过度
‎建议我培养一个嗜好

278
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,918
‎如果你的嗜好就是不听建议呢？

279
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,711
‎所以你不打这场仗了？

280
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,088
‎这个嘛

281
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,882
‎埃米利亚诺只说我们不能先动手

282
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,260
‎所以我想我真的要培养个嗜好了

283
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,931
‎烦死皮皮和田田
‎逼它们先对我们动手

284
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,267
‎然后我们就能得逞了

285
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,436
‎那是你说过最像弟弟的话了

286
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,525
‎很高兴我们终于能像这样聚会

287
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:24,280
‎“我们期待打一场愉快的比赛
‎和健康的想法交流

288
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,406
‎翠鸟蓝球杆”

289
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,615
‎是 田田先生

290
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,617
‎-你有什么建议？
‎-用推杆

291
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,743
‎只是迷你高尔夫而已

292
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,080
‎我是说把这两个家伙打进洞的行动

293
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,248
‎对

294
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:38,127
‎我建议你用
‎“宝宝喜欢闪亮高尔夫球”干扰

295
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,336
‎好主意

296
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,421
‎金宝？

297
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,184
‎宝宝就是宝宝

298
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,979
‎“球还给我 小鬼”

299
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,072
‎小心田田的球杆 天真宝宝

300
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,996
‎你看到了吗？

301
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,916
‎田田刚才帮那孩子挡住飞过来的球杆

302
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,043
‎它们真的好爱宝宝

303
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,507
‎第五场比赛你喜欢谁 总裁朋友？

304
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,929
‎-我在想海龟 但…
‎-“我喜欢独角鲸”

305
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,182
‎你错过比赛了 另一位总裁朋友

306
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,893
‎你在看什么新闻？房地产？有趣

307
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,979
‎我要先警告你
‎我们宝宝的注意力时间很短

308
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,148
‎-头版
‎-“房地产”

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00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,525
‎我知道 一定要分散投资

310
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,194
‎-地方体育
‎-“房地产”

311
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,195
‎垃圾

312
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,158
‎小心 没做错事的宝宝

313
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,077
‎我想皮皮就要…

314
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,912
‎天啊

315
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,330
‎它什么东西都吃

316
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,586
‎这只山羊明星
‎刚才阻止我的宝宝吃下

317
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,797
‎那个脏兮兮宝宝丢进去的垃圾

318
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,633
‎顺带一提 我好喜欢你的节目

319
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,843
‎抱歉 老板

320
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,930
‎别难过 大块头
‎皮皮和田田会露出马脚的

321
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,766
‎我们只需要派出真正讨人厌的宝宝

322
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,772
‎看吧？皮皮和田田好喜欢我们来

323
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,399
‎我们是贵宾

324
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,943
‎既然你们那么喜欢宝宝

325
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,697
‎所以我就想带几个宝宝
‎来参加今天的总裁聚会

326
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,994
‎回来 斯库特

327
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,665
‎真抱歉

328
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,418
‎回来

329
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,753
‎思黛奇 叫小组待命

330
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,380
‎战争要爆发了

331
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,889
‎谁想扭来扭去？像一只咯咯笑的虫虫

332
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,684
‎大家扭起来

333
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,769
‎你能一边咯咯笑一边扭动吗？

334
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,439
‎那就听我的

335
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,941
‎只要像虫虫扭来扭去
‎自然就能咯咯笑

336
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,318
‎你会发现一面摇摆一面咯咯笑

337
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,155
‎让扭扭虫虫咯咯笑 让你尽情摇摆

338
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:16,785
‎就是这样 现在大家互相拥抱

339
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,706
‎看它们多爱宝宝

340
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,751
‎即使宝宝调皮捣蛋 让人很讨厌

341
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,506
‎那是我的帽子

342
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,929
‎只要埃米利亚诺批准宣战
‎我知道我们一定打败他们

343
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,767
‎要怎样才能逼皮皮和田田开第一枪？

344
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,103
‎你得先弄走那些粉丝

345
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,105
‎邓普顿 你真是天才

346
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:49,568
‎什么？不 我是自言自语
‎赞叹我戴这顶帽子真帅

347
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,278
‎真合我的头型

348
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,238
‎邓普顿 你这无心插柳的天才

349
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,658
‎我只要把那两个家伙
‎和热情粉丝分开就好

350
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,328
‎让他们露出狰狞的真面目

351
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,496
‎太冒险了

352
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,290
‎万一出差错 我的事业就完蛋了

353
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,336
‎但我知道下一次总裁聚会的地点了

354
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,632
‎天啊

355
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,098
‎先生 你把那些假装爱宝宝的家伙
‎带来这里？

356
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,891
‎怎么？没错 思黛奇

357
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,685
‎没有粉丝的地方就用不着假装

358
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,396
‎我们的新朋友在这个办公室
‎面对一群

359
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,943
‎吵闹、脏兮兮的讨厌宝宝
‎自然会露出真面目

360
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,528
‎“我们要了”

361
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,154
‎你说什么？

362
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,366
‎皮皮先生和田田先生想买下这地方

363
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,159
‎-什么？
‎-不行

364
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,913
‎“你们的办公室要做我们新的
‎制作基地

365
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:46,416
‎完全满足要求 大片窗户 自然采光”

366
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,334
‎“要了”

367
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:51,755
‎“楼下工厂可以大量生产
‎商品和各种配件”

368
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,673
‎“要了”

369
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,842
‎“奶嘴传输技术

370
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,635
‎有无穷的潜力”

371
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,929
‎“无聊”

372
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,975
‎“皮皮是房地产专家

373
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,687
‎巴格一告诉我们这个办公室
‎它就知道这里是首选

374
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,732
‎但我要亲眼看到才相信

375
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,194
‎所以我们想只要把敌人烦到受不了

376
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:18,115
‎他一定会崩溃 让我们如愿”

377
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,242
‎好厉害的计划

378
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,829
‎好吧

379
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,875
‎算你狠 但这办公室不卖

380
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,630
‎皮皮先生和田田先生认为
‎这不是你能决定的

381
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,592
‎所以你不介意的话
‎我们会直接跟你们的董事会

382
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,261
‎开非常高的价钱

383
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,347
‎先生 这样是双输

384
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,934
‎你把他们带来这里
‎就算董事会不开除你

385
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,605
‎董事会也有可能答应
‎然后我们全部都失业

386
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,440
‎我愿意试试

387
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,361
‎欢迎

388
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,616
‎听到你们来我们的办公室
‎我承认我很惊讶

389
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,579
‎但凭着我们都爱宝宝的精神

390
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,790
‎我们一起吃饭谈生意吧

391
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,293
‎“这是我们的荣幸”

392
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,254
‎我们的董事会将听取你们的出价

393
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,549
‎并且仔细考虑…

394
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,303
‎那只羊对我的手套玩偶做了什么？

395
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,058
‎被那只羊放进嘴巴的是我还是你？

396
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,185
‎我分不清玩偶版的

397
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,313
‎“好饿”

398
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,734
‎真是令人错愕

399
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,363
‎看来它们要尽情展现狰狞的真面目了

400
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:46,078
‎你们来这里
‎却不尊重我用手和心做出的创作

401
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,957
‎你们是拥有这世界一点点的爱

402
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,416
‎但别得意

403
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,503
‎我们开战了

404
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,755
‎太好了 先生

405
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,215
‎开战 思黛奇

406
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,217
‎公布那些照片

407
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,010
‎“什么照片？”

408
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,136
‎“困惑”

409
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,639
‎思黛奇也培养了一个嗜好

410
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,599
‎狗仔队偷拍

411
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‎祝你们像虫虫那样一路摆脱这窘境

412
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,229
‎战争结束

413
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:16,108
‎皮皮和田田建立了一个爱宝宝的王国

414
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:19,569
‎但这些照片完全看不到爱

415
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,572
‎玛莉亚玛莉亚 这两位的表现
‎你有什么话说？

416
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,324
‎你要说什么？

417
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,909
‎我什么都不用说

418
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,911
‎-就是这样
‎-就是怎样？

419
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,997
‎那就是我要说的

420
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,917
‎听好 皮皮和田田
‎从来没说它们要当榜样

421
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,337
‎它们从没说过它们爱宝宝

422
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,883
‎我相信你们的节目叫
‎《皮皮田田爱宝宝》

423
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,427
‎小安 可以确认一下吗？

424
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,511
‎对

425
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,929
‎是那个名字没错

426
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,056
‎现在是要讨论名字？

427
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,310
‎皮皮和田田拒绝被社会贴标签

428
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,854
‎它们可不是傻笑跳舞的玩伴

429
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,566
‎不 它们一开始就是镜头下的坏男孩

430
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,818
‎我想成立一个生活风格品牌

431
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,404
‎我不知道观众是否准备好
‎接受皮皮和田田

432
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,782
‎但皮皮和田田已经准备好了

433
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,036
‎你们卖帽子吗？

434
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,999
‎“有 但只能反戴”

435
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‎好酷

436
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,002
‎拜托

437
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,755
‎转得比核动力洗衣机还快

438
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,591
‎先说声抱歉 但我要买它们的帽子

439
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,508
‎蒂姆 不

440
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,676
‎没关系 大块头

441
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,347
‎也许这场仗还没结束
‎但我们的确暂时击退了它们

442
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,433
‎皮皮和田田需要一些时间重塑品牌

443
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,019
‎但等它们回来 我们也准备好了

444
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,980
‎前提是我得想出办法
‎把这毛线玩偶修好

445
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,315
‎这样才能不被开除

446
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,775
‎有谁知道要怎么…

447
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,277
‎不 这才是头

448
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,260
‎宝贝老板