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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎你在做什么？

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‎你听了多久？

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‎久到让我们觉得很怪 你要回家吗？

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‎现在？为什么要现在回去？

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‎你真的不记得？

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‎爸妈的结婚周年

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‎你几个礼拜前就保证
‎一定会帮忙准备礼物

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‎是今天？

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‎我是说…是今天？好棒

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‎-你忘了
‎-绝对没有

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‎我把这里的事处理完

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‎就回家准备生日礼物

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‎-结婚周年
‎-也是一段关系的诞生

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‎回家

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‎冬季最棒的五款彰显权势的领带

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‎立刻！

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‎我不喜欢做那个

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‎嗨 老板 吃饼干吗？

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‎我要出去

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‎我不在的时候 你们就是我的耳目

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‎督促大伙继续为黄色百分百努力

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‎你近期打算把那些狗狗和屁孩

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‎赶出办公室吗？

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‎我正在处理

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‎是真的

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‎我跟你们一样被这些房客伤透了脑筋

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‎对 我敢说在总裁象牙塔里
‎一定很不好过

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‎其实基本上都是檀香木和大理石地砖

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‎其他人却每天在
‎下面这臭死人的灾区工作

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‎“灾区” 思黛奇？
‎这么说有点小题大做了

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‎鞋子还我 你这笨狗

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‎我喜欢冰淇淋 好棒棒

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‎其实我已经申请调到
‎宝贝公司威奇塔市分部

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‎威奇塔？你去那边要做什么？

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‎至少不用再看到狗狗和屁孩了

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‎-真聪明
‎-有道理

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‎宝宝们居然情愿到威奇塔市工作？

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‎堪萨斯州的塔尔萨市？

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‎我们得尽快解决这问题

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‎所以你要把小狗赶出去？

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‎我也希望可以

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‎但那个租约天衣无缝

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‎连宝宝逃脱大师胡迪尼都摆脱不了

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‎不行 我要提振士气

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‎但先搞定我们的事 对吧？

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‎再见 蒂姆

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‎只要邓普顿还缠着我
‎我就永远无法放下宝贝公司

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‎要是有分身术就好了

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‎不 那太疯狂了

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‎我需要的是一个行事风格和我相似

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‎一言一行都和我完全一致的人

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‎-保重
‎-上帝保佑

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‎够接近了

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‎关于蒂姆邓普顿的详细档案

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‎从精确到时间和温度的食物偏好

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‎到一串会让他莫名其妙笑不停的
‎人名列表

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‎透露给你听 第一名是尤兰妲

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‎对吧？

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‎小孩才懂的笑点

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‎真的需要用到一整本
‎关于你哥哥的档案吗？

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‎我只是要帮他搞定结婚周年礼物
‎对吧？

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‎韩德夏 你对兄弟交手的了解
‎真是天真

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‎当然 邓普顿好像很好相处

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‎他很可爱 喜欢披萨

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‎他最大的爱好就是
‎用他的话说 “家庭活动”

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‎但他的情绪也跟超级火山一样

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‎随时会大爆发

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‎-抱歉 我一直很喜欢这样
‎-板板 永远支持你

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‎-要我什么时候开始？
‎-20分钟前

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‎任务完成后见

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‎现在来提振办公室士气吧

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‎金宝 抬我上去

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‎金宝 蜡笔

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‎宝贝公司

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‎盛大杯子蛋糕派对

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‎五分钟后在B会议室举行

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‎为什么？因为我就是这种老板

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‎-好像很好玩
‎-我最爱杯子蛋糕了

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‎-现在才来
‎-抱歉 路上塞车

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‎我弟弟呢？

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‎有事要处理
‎所以拜托我来帮你做周年礼物

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‎当然好
‎我就让我蠢弟弟派来的宝宝帮忙

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‎因为他蠢到太忙
‎没时间做他蠢到他答应的事

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‎他也许在宝贝公司是总裁

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‎但是在家里企业 他是总…
‎他总是烂透了

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‎这是足球麦可？

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‎我一直梦想跟足球麦可玩
‎但从来没有机会

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‎什么？
‎你从来没玩过擒杀漏接大对战？

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‎有两个名字的头号游戏？

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‎一定要来玩

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‎我觉得自己好像巫师

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‎做得好 宝贝老板

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‎看样子大家都很开心

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‎开心？

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‎这派对比出售高收益资产有趣多了

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‎自己看看 办公室里谈笑风生
‎2点钟方向

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‎谁有十个大拇指
‎却不知道哪个是大拇指？

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‎这个宝宝

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‎计划周末 5点钟方向

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‎-周末计划？
‎-还没想到

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‎-你呢？
‎-一样

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‎我懂你 好姐妹

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‎小狗低吼 10点钟方向

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‎等等 怎么…

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‎什么意思？你们预约了会议室？

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‎这下…

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‎失望的宝宝往各个方向散去

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‎不

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‎我还没提振完公司士气

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‎我本来要发表演说
‎结果被一个应声虫打断

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‎那家伙说了一个内部人士才懂的笑话
‎我们为了敷衍都笑了

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‎有人又因为尿布穿得太厚大发脾气了

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‎-不是现在 阿佩
‎-抱歉 老板

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‎看来只好接受最近这种状况了

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‎我不能让这情况继续下去

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‎都不准离开

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‎只要有大拇指的

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‎都转回去 拿起杯子蛋糕留在原处

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‎你是指这个宝宝？

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‎我们不走

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‎你们可以用你们预约的会议室
‎但要等我们用完

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‎他真的那么说了？

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‎不 我们不只是开派对

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‎这是很重要的公司会议

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‎杯子蛋糕是种商业隐喻

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‎对不对 各位？

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‎对

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‎就像我说的 好的企业
‎就像好吃的杯子蛋糕

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‎会为股东带来红利

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‎他是个暴徒

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‎我要你以宝宝喜爱度在第二季度
‎增长的速率吃下这蛋糕

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‎吃慢点

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‎寒冷的天气 不能出去

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‎宝宝时间很多 吃慢点

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‎然后春天来了

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‎下雨的季节 宝宝在水坑里戏水

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‎好可爱 宝宝喜爱度暴增

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‎吃快点

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‎它们还是想进来

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‎-你确定能挡住它们？
‎-非挡不可

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‎大家都指望着我

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‎这计划太疯狂了 不来机博士

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‎地球需要阳光
‎这样大家才能知道时间

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‎去做他们答应要做的事

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‎那好吧

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‎既然你那么喜欢防晒
‎那就准备被防晒系数二的乳液闷死吧

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‎就跟我们两个一样

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‎蓝斯 出动

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‎我在执行太空任务

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‎没错 就是我 蓝斯温莎结

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‎更多太空任务

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‎愤怒松鼠

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‎什么？我们在打愤怒松鼠？
‎不是不来机博士？

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‎不 我是说真的愤怒松鼠

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‎-太好玩了
‎-没错

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‎好玩程度直逼你的发明点子

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‎还有玩“抓住那宝宝”

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‎其实要好玩十倍

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‎你好像非常了解我喜欢做什么
‎所以一直在告诉我这一点

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‎就是啊 太疯狂了

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‎我本来在想我们的下一个任务
‎但说不定可以…

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‎决战星际家事怪兽？

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‎还是星际偷太妃糖怪客？

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‎-还是…
‎-星际周年礼物？

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‎我知道那个任务

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‎那个任务本来一切都计划好了

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‎结果我弟弟把我丢在BP233星球上

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‎也就是不守信行星上

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‎他唯一关心的太空任务是办公室任务

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‎魔法 变魔法给我看

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‎好主意

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‎我去拿乔纳森庞波尼克
‎初级幻术师魔法组

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‎有时候企业会被收购

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‎有时候两个企业可以合并

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‎有时候企业…

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‎好撑

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‎你吃太多了 老板

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‎不能再用杯子蛋糕做商业隐喻了

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‎士气

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‎士气

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‎但你可以用杯子蛋糕三明治做隐喻

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‎你行的

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‎你可以的 加油

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‎天啊

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‎当然了 杯子蛋糕三明治

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‎看看这玩意 充满财务隐喻

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‎我说的对吗？

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‎-对
‎-隐喻 对

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‎隐喻多得都要流出来了

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‎它们走了

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‎太好了
‎不能再用蛋糕三明治做隐喻了

204
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,529
‎而且我好想吐

205
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,698
‎杯子蛋糕派对开始！

206
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,370
‎你手中的牌是红桃Q

207
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,205
‎不对

208
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,666
‎因为那是梅花2

209
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,501
‎梅花J

210
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,544
‎黑桃？

211
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,630
‎一定有7 红桃K？

212
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:31,714
‎你说红桃K？

213
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,507
‎对 是不是红桃K？

214
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,217
‎就是红桃K

215
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,594
‎我就知道 给我看看

216
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,848
‎你是说这张？

217
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,558
‎糟糕

218
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,146
‎没关系 我的魔法会让人渴望
‎更多魔法

219
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,859
‎我真的很想做那个周年…

220
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:56,697
‎各位先生、女士 最后一个魔法
‎看我读韩德夏的心

221
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,450
‎数到六 我们俩会同时说出要做什么

222
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,035
‎当爸妈的结婚周年礼物

223
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:05,706
‎如果说出来的不一样
‎那就不做周年礼物了

224
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,708
‎这一招是哪来的？

225
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,876
‎一

226
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,836
‎-礼物
‎-二、三

227
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,339
‎-为什么数那么快？
‎-四

228
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,092
‎“十次有九次是雪花水晶球
‎但也有可能是糖果”

229
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,677
‎五…六

230
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,513
‎-雪花水晶球
‎-糖…雪花水晶球

231
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,597
‎成功了

232
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,141
‎老天 跟我另一个弟弟玩魔法
‎从来没成功过

233
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,226
‎我是说真的弟弟

234
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,436
‎来做雪花水晶球吧

235
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,648
‎什么事 板板？

236
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,650
‎你们真是…

237
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,318
‎蒂姆在哪？他没接电话

238
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,737
‎-这里
‎-邓普顿 我马上回来

239
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,739
‎还有拜托这一个月里
‎不要提到杯子蛋糕

240
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,409
‎-用不着回来了
‎-蒂姆 我要回来了 是真的

241
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,035
‎我真的不要你回来

242
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,496
‎家庭活动不是你有时间才参加的

243
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,081
‎-谁说的？
‎-就是你

244
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,667
‎你不遵守
‎帮我做这个水晶球的约定时说的

245
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,794
‎但没关系 韩德夏和我就能搞定

246
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,838
‎你要送爸妈一个倒过来放的罐子？

247
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,005
‎这是雪花水晶球

248
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,507
‎看起来是倒着放的罐子

249
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,051
‎这本来是罐子
‎但最后会变成雪花水晶球

250
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,512
‎因为那是我们同时决定的

251
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,680
‎因为韩德夏懂我

252
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,641
‎原来如此

253
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:09,186
‎听着 蒂姆 韩德夏之所以那么了解你

254
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,646
‎是因为我了解你

255
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,981
‎你在说什么？

256
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,065
‎给他看 韩哥

257
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,572
‎那本档案记载了你的各种大小事

258
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,158
‎那是我写的 因为我都有留意

259
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,743
‎因为我是个很棒的弟弟

260
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,163
‎喂 我花了很多钱订成册的

261
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,832
‎你写了关于我的档案
‎还把它交给你的同事

262
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,792
‎你认为那就表示你是好弟弟？

263
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,960
‎我是说“很棒的”

264
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,087
‎你想在办公室待多久都随你

265
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,756
‎既然那么爱你的工作
‎何不跟它结婚？

266
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,385
‎“我爱你 我们生一堆工作宝宝吧”

267
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,306
‎好 也许我的时间应该花在陪伴

268
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,515
‎欣赏我努力工作的人

269
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,808
‎-很好
‎-太好了

270
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,018
‎杯子蛋糕

271
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,023
‎这里有我最喜欢的宝宝们
‎他们欣赏我做的一切

272
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,316
‎那还用说

273
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,360
‎两方对峙？老板 了不起

274
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,863
‎士气再高不过了

275
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,240
‎你说士气不能再高了？
‎我就要让士气更高

276
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,534
‎因为我在乎你们全部

277
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,952
‎其实现在就可以来提振

278
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,329
‎我自由了 有的是时间

279
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,833
‎-你真的不用
‎-但我想 而且我要做

280
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:13,959
‎所以…

281
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,671
‎先生 你没问题吧？

282
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,007
‎当然没问题 你看

283
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,802
‎我说：“女士
‎如果你不把布丁送进我的嘴里

284
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,429
‎我就要通知联邦航空总署”

285
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,931
‎她怎么说？

286
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:27,848
‎她说…

287
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,477
‎因为我说话时把她的脑袋打坏了

288
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,901
‎-你真会挑蜡笔
‎-谢谢

289
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,488
‎然后我说：“先生
‎这安全座椅不会自己系安全带”

290
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,739
‎那他怎么说？

291
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,657
‎他就说…

292
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,285
‎因为他的脑袋被打坏了

293
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,204
‎好好笑

294
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,083
‎为表彰她在蜡笔压力下的优异表现

295
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:59,171
‎研发部宝贝希梦思
‎获颁这枚黄铜鹰勇敢奖章

296
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,966
‎我也要

297
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,676
‎-不公平
‎-我的黄铜鹰呢？

298
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,844
‎我也很勇敢

299
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,681
‎-没关系 我不需要这个
‎-我可以搞定

300
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,850
‎好消息 每个人都能拿到一枚老鹰

301
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,396
‎现在我真的不想要了

302
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,106
‎一点都不特别了

303
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,359
‎所以我说
‎“抱歉 我是宝宝 你是大人

304
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,278
‎所以你的脑袋坏掉了”

305
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,867
‎我没想到我会问这句
‎但我可以回去工作了吗？

306
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,036
‎狗狗还在B会议室

307
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,830
‎所以我们就到A会议室开会

308
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,290
‎没关系 这样也行

309
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,876
‎-这样不行
‎-小心

310
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,671
‎听好了 阿佩刚才告诉我
‎狗狗夺回B会议室了

311
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,090
‎那里充满我们之前的欢乐回忆

312
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,509
‎她希望我们帮她夺回B会议室

313
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,469
‎-我才没说
‎-她说的

314
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,597
‎我说我们就来帮她

315
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,100
‎因为我们公司是大家庭
‎家人不会放弃彼此

316
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,894
‎来证明吧

317
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,937
‎-好
‎-好

318
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,314
‎来吧

319
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,026
‎我们得谈谈

320
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,029
‎谈这个超棒雪花水晶球？当然好

321
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,324
‎我自由发挥创作了一些
‎但我有预感你会喜欢

322
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,075
‎你不知道我喜欢什么

323
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:15,205
‎我知道你很生气
‎吃一片冰淇淋披萨消消气？

324
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:19,168
‎我的胃说：“咕噜咕噜”
‎意思就是“太好了”

325
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,004
‎你又在耍诈

326
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,549
‎你说耍诈？我说我在转移注意力
‎为了专心完成手边的工作

327
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,384
‎就像西红柿和番茄 酱料

328
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,928
‎挤在披萨上 外加冰淇淋

329
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,429
‎别说了

330
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,349
‎走 给我离开

331
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,018
‎兄弟
‎能让我把这雪花水晶球做完吗？

332
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,770
‎我只需要你签收就好

333
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,980
‎等工作完成 我就不烦你了 好吗？

334
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,065
‎不好

335
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,609
‎我没完成任务不能离开

336
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,236
‎我是宝贝经理韩德夏 宝贝

337
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,113
‎-拿去
‎-我绝对不签

338
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,865
‎-签名
‎-不签

339
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,200
‎你会签的

340
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,494
‎你一忘记你生我的气就会签了

341
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,080
‎-不可能
‎-开始回忆玛莉梭

342
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,915
‎我好喜欢有她的回忆

343
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,875
‎别再对我耍诈了

344
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,795
‎我们用不着这样进一步退两步 兄弟

345
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,923
‎我对你的了解超过你的想象 蒂姆

346
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,260
‎你是了解蒂姆 但你不了解…

347
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,054
‎姆蒂

348
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,681
‎你要做什么？

349
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,057
‎谁是蒂姆？我是姆蒂

350
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,308
‎我又没说“蒂姆”

351
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,268
‎姆蒂不会等别人叫他的名字

352
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,980
‎他是社会底层的冷血流氓

353
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,815
‎小心 你会把那个摔坏的

354
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,692
‎你说蒂姆喜欢的这个？

355
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,318
‎姆蒂才不在乎

356
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,611
‎我的作业呢？

357
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,030
‎姆蒂好喜欢写作业

358
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,491
‎我不知道是怎么回事 但我才不管

359
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,534
‎笔拿去

360
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,911
‎好 我不拿笔

361
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,830
‎我说笔拿去

362
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,289
‎对 不要拿笔

363
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,249
‎知道了

364
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,917
‎那不是我说的

365
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,420
‎教堂长裤

366
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,005
‎姆蒂最喜欢的裤子

367
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,924
‎到处都不舒服 所以姆蒂才觉得舒服

368
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,384
‎我看得出来你觉得很好玩

369
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,427
‎我不觉得好玩

370
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,429
‎没错 我就是那个意思

371
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,514
‎何不看看档案上面是怎么写姆蒂的？

372
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,307
‎这上面完全没写到姆蒂

373
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,269
‎相信我 这本我都倒过来研究…

374
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,689
‎“蒂姆”倒过来就是“姆蒂”

375
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,232
‎你故意唱反调 对吧？

376
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,400
‎错

377
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,860
‎-停止
‎-继续？

378
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,570
‎我们要做完这个雪花水晶球

379
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,365
‎然后查电话簿 打电话给所有的…

380
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,242
‎尤兰妲

381
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,710
‎那是个非常普通的名字

382
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,795
‎你刚才说了吗？

383
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,967
‎不妙

384
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,677
‎门一定是被反锁了

385
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,096
‎把会议室还给我们

386
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,768
‎等你们用完？

387
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
‎那是我耍赖的贱招 好大的胆子

388
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,814
‎先生 用A会议室也没关系

389
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,815
‎没关系？

390
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,942
‎可是那个…门把都要掉了

391
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,987
‎还有不知道谁在炎热的礼拜五晚上
‎清洁人员打扫完了

392
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,906
‎还把吃剩的寿司丢出来

393
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,574
‎但是如果风吹的角度刚好

394
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,243
‎你最好相信还是能闻到味道

395
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:03,290
‎不 我的超级巨星员工
‎应该要用B会议室

396
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,459
‎所以如果那些狗狗不离开

397
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,421
‎我们就想一个提振士气的超好玩办法
‎赶它们出来

398
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,090
‎我有点子

399
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,634
‎除了我 没有人能想出解决办法

400
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,681
‎老板 没问题吧？

401
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,058
‎当然没问题 干吗问？

402
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:26,730
‎我只是觉得对大家来说有点…
‎太过头了

403
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,857
‎你在代表大家发言吗 思黛奇？

404
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,150
‎对 她就是

405
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,944
‎你逼我们在通风口匍匐前进

406
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,072
‎害我的脸得贴着两个同事的屁股

407
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,615
‎相信我 各位

408
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:37,991
‎结果会很棒的

409
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,077
‎首先 我们是很棒的团队

410
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,913
‎再来 我们要让它们吓一跳

411
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,960
‎敬会议室大战胜利和士气大振

412
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,545
‎大惊喜！

413
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,930
‎太好了 这下有三个同事的屁股
‎贴在我的脸上了

414
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,767
‎思黛奇 我需要支援

415
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,186
‎蒂姆跟我大玩唱反调游戏

416
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,231
‎我好想吃蔬菜

417
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,317
‎我的脑袋被搞乱了
‎但我好爱我的脑袋

418
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,696
‎抱歉
‎我们这里也有一个疯癫邓普顿要搞定

419
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,822
‎我们没有失败

420
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,907
‎我们成功创造了回忆

421
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,409
‎大家都认同

422
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,246
‎看来我们两边都卡在
‎邓普顿兄弟的恶梦中

423
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,166
‎我的宝贝脑袋

424
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,168
‎不过我有办法了

425
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,881
‎姆特 可以不要给我那本档案吗？

426
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,965
‎我没办法

427
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,927
‎万一我没有
‎不要报复你弟弟的办法呢？

428
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,138
‎我没在听

429
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,349
‎你知道宝贝公司没有

430
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,769
‎这种关于宝贝老板的档案

431
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,272
‎不能让你像他没操纵你那样
‎不操纵他？

432
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,316
‎没有吗？别带我去看

433
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,651
‎很好 我不会

434
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,364
‎我有点迷糊了
‎我真的很想脱下这件教堂长裤

435
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,741
‎好吧 我又是蒂姆了

436
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,868
‎现在带我去找我弟弟的档案

437
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,494
‎你确定是这样吗？

438
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,205
‎确定

439
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:11,627
‎B会议室的秘密入口就在这边

440
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,045
‎没错

441
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,173
‎很好 那些狗狗绝对想不到怎么回事

442
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,842
‎然后我会告诉它们是我干的
‎它们就知道我的厉害了

443
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,011
‎先生 我有话要说

444
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,597
‎-你要调去威奇塔市？
‎-什么？不是

445
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,849
‎你执着的方向错了

446
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,768
‎问题不在狗狗

447
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,186
‎当然就在它们

448
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,980
‎对 今天的问题是因它们而起

449
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,483
‎但明天又会有别的问题

450
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,026
‎听不出你的重点 思黛奇

451
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,028
‎我不能忽视今天的问题

452
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,198
‎-公司士气…
‎-所以的关系都一样

453
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,451
‎都会有高潮和低谷 但你不能企图

454
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,163
‎在短时间内解决每个问题

455
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,415
‎-你说的很有…
‎-但这次是例外

456
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500
‎金宝

457
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,420
‎不好玩

458
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,047
‎什么味道？

459
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,050
‎炎热周末残余的臭鱼味

460
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,843
‎这间是A会议室

461
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,844
‎嘿

462
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,145
‎不论你们俩在吵什么
‎都让宝贝公司鸡犬不宁了

463
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,022
‎所以好好解决

464
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,409
‎我替那张椅子可惜是不是很奇怪？

465
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,082
‎我都不知道耳垂可以那样弯

466
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,126
‎那个写下来以后可以用

467
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,426
‎然后他怎么说？

468
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,510
‎他说…

469
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,222
‎因为我说话时把他的脑子打坏了

470
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,937
‎对 该道歉了

471
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:59,651
‎-我今天学到很多…
‎-别再因为尿布穿得太厚大发脾气了

472
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,698
‎是 你们都懂 是我不好

473
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,409
‎不会再那么急着马上解决问题

474
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,702
‎大家都下班吧

475
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,038
‎我和我哥哥还要去参加成年礼

476
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,497
‎是结婚周年

477
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,333
‎礼物 我们忘了

478
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,792
‎不 没有忘

479
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,754
‎但还差一个步骤

480
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,217
‎-有谁会一次丢两样东西？
‎-拜托 老兄

481
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,927
‎这下要怎么办？

482
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,974
‎绝对不要低估父母对小孩送的礼物
‎期望有多低

483
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,691
‎我们好喜欢

484
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,651
‎谢谢

485
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,177
‎宝贝老板

486
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,308
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