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-[boy grunts]
-[phone dings]

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Hold all my calls.

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-[baby giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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-[babies cooing]
-[indistinct chatter]

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Gah! Show some respect for the cinema,
you diapered vulgarians!

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-[grunts, gasps]
-[man in film] Pappy!

17
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The squeaker's gettin' away!

18
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Oh! Now I'll never know how Rubber Ducky
escaped the backwoods bank robbers!

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[babies giggling]

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You know,
you can eat the other parts, too.

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Okay, well, we'll just
try to watch the movie.

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-[grunts]
-[babies crying]

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-You wanna get out of here?
-Yes.

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-Sorry I dragged you into this.
-No problema, compañero.

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But you did promise me a day of filmgoing,
so let's just sneak into another one.

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What? That's like stealing a movie.
I have to go to church on Sunday!

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Bro... [slurps]

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movie theaters are buffets for the eyes.

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Your parents paid good, adult cash
for the pleasure of us enjoying a movie.

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Doesn't matter which one.

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That sounds justifiable.

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What should we see?

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Pyg and Tam Stick It to the Man?

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I hear they're back and badder than ever.

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No. This.

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Whispers of the Dawn, Heretofore.

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This is the one. We gotta see it!

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-Looks boring.
-I doubt that very much.

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It's for adults!

40
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So are cholesterol and changing
out of your PJs on Saturday.

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This is grown-up cinema,
a world of forbidden mystery.

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I do like owls. [grunts]

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-[laughing]
-What? So funny!

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Of course our parents
are the worst offenders.

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What is so important
you can't give 74 quiet minutes

46
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to a ducky in backwoods peril?

47
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We should name pavlova
the official town cake!

48
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Phenomenal idea, Janice!
I'll just jot it down in the book.

49
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I keep all my ideas
in this little three-ring pocket folio.

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I call it my "ideas book."

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You like great ideas for the town, Quincy?
Check this out.

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When you're on a quick errand,
parking meters should take pennies.

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Wow! Going in the book.

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-[Janice] This is amazing!
-Oh, Mother, Father.

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Cake and pennies?

56
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Those are the ideas you push
when you have the ear

57
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of the most powerful
political figure in town-- Oh-ho-ho!

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-Your dad's the mayor.
-Yeah.

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-And my parents know him!
-Yeah.

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-And you and I are friends!
-Uh, yeah.

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Why did I never see this before?

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Business and politics,

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the world's most productive
and corruptible relationship!

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We have to take advantage of this!

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Sky's the limit here, people.

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We're gonna boost baby love
all the way to Yellow 100.

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All we've got to do is fill
the mayor's idea book with our ideas,

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like stroller lanes on city streets.

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Changing tables in all public bathrooms.

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Baby Day baby parade!

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A baby royal wedding.

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Tiny queen, infant prince,
the adoration of millions

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who cling to medieval notions
of bloodline nobility!

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So... we make two babies marry each other?

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Not my best idea. What do you want?

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I worked through naptime
because I'm too excited! Whoo!

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[knock on door]

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Help yourselves, children.

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My toy days have ceased.

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[door closes]

81
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How much of this am I supposed to use?

82
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Like, one can per face?

83
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You have no facial hair.

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I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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You're still so young. [grunts]

86
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That's not a screw top, by the way.

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Fine. I'll ask Mom and Dad.

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Couch reading-- so adult.

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I've come to the right people.

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Ted, Janice.

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Oh, um... hello... son.

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I'm about to tell you something big,
so, please, sit down.

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[inhales, exhales]

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Danny and I snuck into...

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a grown-up movie.

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That's a broad category, Timbo.

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What exactly did you see?

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I saw a man.

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Still pretty broad.

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And an owl.

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Oh! [chuckles]

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That new-- [stammers] The art film,
with that good actor.

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You know who I'm talking about, Ted.
He wins awards because he's sad.

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Yeah! That one with the owl.

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I heard good things. [clears throat]

106
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Doesn't mean that what you did is okay.

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We're all grown-ups here.
Let's move past that.

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-[both] Uh...
-Um...

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That movie was real confusing
for Tim Templeton, the child I used to be.

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But that's where you two come in.

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You've been grown up
for as long as I can remember.

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I need you to teach me
the ways of adulthood.

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So you can understand a movie you saw?

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I knew we'd be on the same page, Ted.

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This is all very, um...

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-We're gonna need a second, kiddo.
-Adulto, please.

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What do you think?

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I'm not thrilled he saw the movie,
but he does seem pretty shaken up over it.

119
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Wanna shake him all the way out of it?

120
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I say we do teach him
the ways of adulthood--

121
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a full night of boring grown-up stuff.

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Show him how much better it is
just being a kid.

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Yeah! But what are we supposed to do
with the baby all night?

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[gasps]

125
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I just found my doorway
into the halls of power!

126
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We need three-ring pocket folio paper

127
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with our ideas written down
in the mayor's handwriting.

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-Put our top forger on it.
-Chip?

129
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Yeah, that'd be Chip.

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I'll see you at the mayor's house.

131
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Hello, adult kid-man.

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Hello, baby brother.

133
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Couldn't help overhearing your plans.

134
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I should really get out of your hair
for the night.

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Perhaps... oh, my first sleepover
at a chum's house.

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-That would be a hoot.
-Why would you say "hoot"?

137
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It's a win-win!

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I'm exhausted anyway.
Worked through naptime. [yawns]

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Don't recommend it.

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And you adults should be
free to cut loose!

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Enjoy diet vegetables,

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say "guess what," and then follow it up
with a boring fact about a neighbor.

143
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That does sound like what we do.

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All right, we will teach you
our grown-up ways.

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I'm thrilled.

146
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Thank you, Ted, Janice.

147
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We do have one concern.

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What do we do with the baby?

149
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Might I suggest an overnight
with one of his baby friends?

150
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That's not a bad idea.

151
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What do you think, big guy?

152
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-Ready for your first overnighter?
-[giggling]

153
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Okay! Let's call the Buskies!

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-[coos]
-[gasps]

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-[touch tones beeping]
-[cooing]

156
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You know, he got along so well
with Joy at the movie,

157
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maybe we should call
Quincy and Pearl instead.

158
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My main amigo, Mayor Quincino?

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[gasps] Our baby will be in great hands!

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[sighs]

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Pearly vines, the Templetons are here!

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[chuckles] Hi!

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I'd invite you inside, but I'm just
in the middle of spring cleaning.

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I hear ya. That's what Janice says
when our house is a filthy mess--

165
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So, let me walk you through
our little guy's special stuff.

166
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This is Señor Squeaky.

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-Give it to him...
-Sure you're good with this?

168
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Baby love mission in royal digs?

169
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What's not to be good with?

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[grunts, groans]

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I'm fine. Just that missed naptime.

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-[yawns]
-All right, big guy, Daddy wuvs you.

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-[chuckles] Oh!
-We ready for this?

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[Pearl] Can I take you inside
to see Joy, sweetheart?

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[Janice] Oh, Mommy loves you, too!
Have a great night!

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[Pearl chuckles]

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Are those wide eyes and pouty lips
judging our housekeeping?

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Because I don't have the time or energy
to impress a baby.

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[chuckles]

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Don't let my Pearly girl tease you,
little man.

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This is a zero-judgment household,
so you just relax and do you.

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[laughs]

183
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We are microwaving supper tonight!

184
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You've been working all day, Pearl.
Let me help you press the buttons.

185
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I just gotta write something down
before I forget it.

186
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We can play in a bit.
I need to take care of something first.

187
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Can you just show me
where "Dada" keeps his idea book

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before I get crushed
by a stack of junk mail?

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-Here it is.
-Thank you.

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And I absolutely do want
to play later, just...

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Gah! [grunts]

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-[gasping, grunting]
-[coos]

193
00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:05,711
Ah, shoot! Pearl, I lost it again!

194
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,755
I don't suppose you babies
have seen my book.

195
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,550
Mm, booky, booky.
Book, book, bookedy...

196
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,843
He can't be talking about the book.

197
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,972
You know, the one with all my ideas!

198
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[Pearl] Uh, have you checked
the usual spots?

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00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,686
-I even checked the unusual spots.
-[Pearl chuckles]

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-Oh, you!
-I'm such a silly bean, ain't I? [laughs]

201
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:30,236
-Why don't your parents get a maid?
-[babbles]

202
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That's what a mayor makes? Sheesh.

203
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No wonder no one
with a functional business mind

204
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ever runs for office.

205
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Gah! Stay back, laundry monster!

206
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Roar!

207
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,625
-Feed me detergent!
-[gasping]

208
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,920
[chuckles] Just kidding. I'm Jimbo!

209
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You seem on edge, Boss.

210
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I'm fine.

211
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Just not used to being in a strange house.

212
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[munching]

213
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A very strange house.

214
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You got the pages?

215
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,184
Chip?

216
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:05,605
Forged papers
full of baby-friendly policy ideas.

217
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,231
Pew pew, bang bang!

218
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,650
Great, but I got a problem
with the book.

219
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,611
-[Staci] Where is it?
-That's the problem.

220
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,779
How can anyone find anything in this mess?

221
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,198
It's like where a landfill
sends its garbage.

222
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,201
I mean, it's like where a landfill
sends its garbage.

223
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,038
Did I already say it's like
where a landfill sends its garbage,

224
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,373
or did I just think it? [chuckles]

225
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,542
Maybe I shouldn't have worked
through naptime.

226
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,502
It's like where a landfill
sends its garbage.

227
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,004
Did I just say it again?

228
00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,757
Back to the office,
and keep those pages safe.

229
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,342
Okey-dokie!

230
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,803
I'm gonna get someone
who can help find the book.

231
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,890
You give yourself
a little mental health break, okay?

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00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:41,974
Play with your friend.

233
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,480
[Ted] The beverage of adulthood.

234
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:52,401
If we're gonna talk grown-up stuff,
you need some joe in your veins.

235
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,655
Do I add cream and sugar,
or is that just for movie stars?

236
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,532
That's the training wheels version
of coffee.

237
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:02,953
Adults love the pure, bitter taste
of water steeped through crushed beans

238
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,538
and served burning hot.

239
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,666
Ahh, the best!

240
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,834
Of course, if you don't like it,

241
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,671
maybe it means
you're not ready for adult--

242
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:15,466
Okay, you're--
you're just going for it, I see.

243
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,636
It does taste like being an adult!

244
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,014
I can feel my mustache growing!
Teach me about jazz.

245
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,766
Oh... okay.

246
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,396
-[sniffing]
-Meet my elite hide-and-seekers team.

247
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,774
The elite team is just Frankie?

248
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,111
Do not underestimate a baby who's spent
most of her life surviving in a vent

249
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,113
and making friends with garbage.

250
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,906
Ew. Is that really necessary?

251
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,617
No, I just like grape jam.

252
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,911
That's not grape jam.

253
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,581
This isn't a goop taste test.

254
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,460
Where's the book?
I want the book! I want the book!

255
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,464
Yeah, you definitely should stop
skipping naps.

256
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,549
[Frankie] This is it!

257
00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:01,262
What's that, Mr. Shoe-bert Lace-evedo?
[chuckles]

258
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,179
I get it.

259
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,390
[gasps] What'd the shoe say?

260
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308
Mostly neighborhood gossip.

261
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,395
You're so wicked, Shoe-bert.

262
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,522
But he's pointing due south.

263
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,815
You know what that means.

264
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,192
Shoes can use compasses now?

265
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:20,030
The mayor was heading that way
when he came home with the book.

266
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,871
-[hoots]
-[screams]

267
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,414
-What?
-What do you mean what?

268
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:32,668
-The flying owl!
-Um, that owl?

269
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:38,466
Okay, fine. I'm a little overtired,
so let's get this mission done.

270
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,052
[Frankie] Guys, you'll never guess
where I think the book is!

271
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,806
Actually, you might guess
if you guess the bathroom.

272
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,266
It's in the bathroom.

273
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,394
I do admire a man
who gets his business done

274
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,062
getting his business done.

275
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,147
The papers?

276
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,607
Chip?

277
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,400
Howdy do?

278
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,653
What is this?

279
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,531
Yeppers!
Can't even tell the difference, huh?

280
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,825
You just typed everything!

281
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,160
I did not!

282
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,164
I hand forged every letter to be
an exact duplicate of this document

283
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,582
from the mayor's office.

284
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,292
That's a typewritten document!

285
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,504
Oh! Jeez, I just thought he had
really neat handwriting.

286
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,838
He is a mayor.

287
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,423
[yells]

288
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,842
Actual mayor's handwriting.

289
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:26,889
I want new pages made before
the shadow owl returns for my blood.

290
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,517
Uh, yes, sir.

291
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,479
Jimbo and I can take the book in
and return it

292
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,356
with the pages already forged...

293
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,816
you know, if you wanted
to get some shut-eye.

294
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,443
Oh, bless you, Stace.

295
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,570
-Call me when--
-[coos]

296
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,822
[Mayor] You found my book!

297
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,034
From now on, I'm not letting
this thing out of my sight.

298
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,163
[grunts] There goes my chance
at a quick nap!

299
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,207
You get those forgeries back to me.

300
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,960
But hurry. My enemy senses weakness.

301
00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,756
[Janice] Behold!
The toys of the adult world.

302
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:05,678
At work, we get to play
with these fun paperclips all day long,

303
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,055
during the handful of ten-minute breaks
allotted to us.

304
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,183
It's a club! Or a knight's mace!

305
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,310
Foul file folder dragon!

306
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,853
-[grunting]
-[growling]

307
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,440
I am far more enjoyable
than a kid's Football Mike toy!

308
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,110
I thought my grown-up dream
was to work in an office,

309
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,487
but now I feel I might find that childish.

310
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,614
Yeah.

311
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,952
You know, maybe it is better
just to stay a kid a while longer,

312
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,330
where the world is still
full of exciting possibilities.

313
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,625
When I was a kid,
I wanted to be a marine biologist.

314
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,170
I was going to be
an air traffic controller.

315
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,882
"Two-one-zero-five
Compton-three-foxtrot departure,

316
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,341
you are cleared for takeoff."

317
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,843
Zoom! [chuckles]

318
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,927
[Tim] Fascinating.

319
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,638
So, when did you decide
to give up on your dreams?

320
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,723
[both] Uh...

321
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,183
Brupper!

322
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:57,730
-Breakfast for supper! Mwah!
-You have outdone yourself, my love.

323
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,857
There we go. Down in the crack.

324
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,359
Lose the book, lose the book!

325
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,153
[chuckles]

326
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,322
You old butterfingers!

327
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,116
Ooh! [chuckles] Guilty!

328
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,785
Maybe I should snuggle with it
when I sleep.

329
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,829
-No, no, no!
-[Mayor] Can't lose it then.

330
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,873
[Pearl] Hey, it works with me.

331
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,877
-[grunts] No! No! No!
-[Mayor and Pearl laughing]

332
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,880
[groans, snores]

333
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,467
[Mayor] Your friend is missing
the "Night-Night to Everything Song," Joy.

334
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,928
Don't you stress, baby boy.

335
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,640
-This tune will put you right to sleep.
-Where were we, now?

336
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,226
Oh...
♪ Night-night to that changing pad ♪

337
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,647
♪ Night-night to your mayor-dad ♪

338
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,523
♪ Night-night, brupper ♪

339
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,776
♪ Night-night, lamp ♪

340
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:47,154
♪ Who will be my night-night champ? ♪

341
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,906
♪ Winner! ♪

342
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,741
-[door closes]
-[gasps]

343
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,661
Lullaby defeated! [yawns]

344
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,787
Barely.

345
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,080
You ready to go to work?

346
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,165
-[cooing]
-[gasps]

347
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,667
-Gah!
-What's that, Joy Bean?

348
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,918
Encore?

349
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,252
[Pearl] A-one, two, three, four...

350
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:06,340
-♪ Night-night, diaper pail ♪
-♪ Night-night, baby, and a-chicken soup ♪

351
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,385
I never even bought a fish.

352
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,803
Why didn't I buy a fish?

353
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,639
Was it only about making more money?

354
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,684
The bills, they just... come at you.

355
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,270
And when did I start growing ear hair?
I never asked for that.

356
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,272
Why are you asking all the questions?

357
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,650
You're adults.
You're supposed to have all the answers.

358
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,194
Another very good question, Tim.

359
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,698
I wish I knew, but there are no books
on adulthood.

360
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:36,453
Actually, there are thousands,
which is exactly what discouraged me

361
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,373
from my backup dream
as a self-help writer!

362
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,000
Ugh! [whines]

363
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:46,880
♪ Night night night night night
Night night night night ♪

364
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,508
[gasps, pants]

365
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,469
I'm barely hanging on here, guys.
What's your status?

366
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,097
Chip is forging ahead! [chuckles] Get it?

367
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,142
[cackles]

368
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,644
Sorry, everything seems hilarious tonight
for some reason.

369
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,062
[babbles]

370
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,273
I'm talking to Jimbo and Staci.

371
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,233
Gah! What?

372
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,276
[babbles]

373
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,570
No, we can't just go to sleep!

374
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,030
We're on a mission.

375
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,031
Come on!

376
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:15,159
[door creaks]

377
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,829
[squeaking]

378
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,173
We gotta get that book
before my mind goes as mushy

379
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,176
as a pickup truck
on the Fourth of July!

380
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,054
I'm too tired to come up
with metaphors that make sense.

381
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,850
[thunder crashing]

382
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,978
[TV playing]

383
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,647
[Mayor laughing]

384
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,232
How long is this hallway?

385
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,193
It's, like, 12 long.

386
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,196
This was supposed to be
bing-bang-boom, mayor's book, pages.

387
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,822
I win. Yay!

388
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,991
-Owl!
-[hooting]

389
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,702
[screams]

390
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,162
Pages forged.

391
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,792
[muffled] What are you doing?

392
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,919
Fluffing your faces to be sure
you're not a pillow.

393
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:07,836
-[hooting]
-[gasps]

394
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,340
[screams] It's after me!

395
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,258
-Save yourselves!
-[muffled grunting]

396
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,930
So, what does it all mean?

397
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,973
We don't know that either.

398
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,266
You know who did know?

399
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,227
The owl.

400
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:27,397
In the movie, it kept going, "Who?"
Like it knew something.

401
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,316
But the desert man never found out what.

402
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,068
We need to see this movie.

403
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,987
Maybe it has the answers
to our existential ambiguity!

404
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,365
No idea what that means yet,
but I'm into it.

405
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,617
There's a midnight screening!

406
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,994
Midnight? The adultest hour?

407
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,162
-Let's go!
-[Tim] I'll drive!

408
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,664
-[Ted] Unh-unh.
-Nope!

409
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,251
[pants] Gotta get the book.

410
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,503
Gotta get the book.

411
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,965
[pants] Oh, Templeton,
I'm so glad you're here!

412
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,009
I've got to get the book, but I can't find
the mayor's room in this labyrinth.

413
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,763
[hoots]

414
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,059
[exclaims] No!

415
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,896
My shadow self has been taken prisoner
by an avian behemoth!

416
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,315
-[hoots]
-[grunts, groans]

417
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,110
[TV continues playing]

418
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,194
That's it?

419
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,864
[owl in Jamaican accent]
It's the door, man. What else do you need?

420
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,448
[screams, grunts]

421
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,794
Excuse me, O great pile of clothes.

422
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,171
May I enter?

423
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,007
[distorted voice]
First, you must answer...

424
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,718
why have you come?

425
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,012
To achieve Yellow 100!

426
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,805
Access denied.

427
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,974
What is this, a test?

428
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:48,020
What could be more important
than 100 percent baby love?

429
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,190
[screams, gasps]

430
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,620
[hooting]

431
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,704
[gasps]

432
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,581
All of you!

433
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,291
[gasps, pants]

434
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,877
You sneaky pile of soiled garments.

435
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,296
Your test has made me realize
why I'm trying to slip

436
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,132
a stack of forged folio pages
filled with baby-friendly policies

437
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,550
onto the mayor's person.

438
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:23,305
It's not just to get baby love,
it's because I love babies!

439
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,768
Wow, and I thought
a talking pile of laundry was weird.

440
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,152
[owl hooting]

441
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,488
[man in film] Look into the wind,
my friend.

442
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,282
It's the only way
to find the grains of sand.

443
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,576
-[Ted snoring]
-I hate sand.

444
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,870
This seemed better the first time.

445
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,498
Yeah, it's a pretty bad movie.

446
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,083
We hate to disappoint you, kid,

447
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,044
but sometimes
adults don't have the answers.

448
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,797
-And your coffee's just gross.
-It really is.

449
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,217
But if you guys ever wanna play
Office Supply Knights and Dragons again,

450
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,343
I'd be into that.

451
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,221
[yawns] I'm just gonna rest my eyes.

452
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,893
[Boss Baby snoring]

453
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,188
No idea how you snuck in my room
and fell asleep on me last night,

454
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,732
but take your time waking up,
little fella.

455
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:20,404
I'm just reading policies I jotted down
that you and Joy are gonna love!

456
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,364
Baby parade? [chuckles]

457
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,116
So glad I had this little book,

458
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,743
or else I would have forgotten
all these great ideas.

459
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,079
Man, where do I come up with this stuff?

460
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,999
[inhales, sighs]

461
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,625
[elevator dings]

462
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,168
[grunts]

463
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,796
Beautiful day, isn't it?

464
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,506
Yes?

465
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,550
Peg! Always a delight!

466
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,468
Are you feeling okay?

467
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,513
Why wouldn't I be? We had a big win.

468
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,557
Yellow 100 is right on track.

469
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,143
-Choo choo! [chuckles]
-[snickering]

470
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,186
[whistles tune]

471
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,357
-Uh, why is everyone being weird?
-It's not so bad.

472
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,526
Well, it might be bad. It's pretty bad.

473
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,030
You really don't remember all the messages
you left here last night?

474
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,740
What messages?

475
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:10,203
Hoot! Hoot! [chuckles]

476
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:14,333
Why? Why?
The Laundry Monster knows why!

477
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,085
Pants, take a memo-- you're fired! [gasps]

478
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,005
I fired my pants! I'm so sorry!

479
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,506
I see it now.

480
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:27,137
The Rat Head Dolly Baby
and the owl are in ca-hoots!

481
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,891
[cackles] Oh!

482
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:35,187
I fired my whole wardrobe! I'm free!

483
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,440
There are 107 more.
You wanna watch them all?

484
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,358
Because I do.

485
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,277
-Burn it.
-Okay.

486
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,864
[theme music playing]

487
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,052
♪ Boss Baby ♪