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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎你猜怎么样？

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‎别出声 邓普顿 到处都有敌人

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‎所以你就躲在枕头堡垒里面？

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‎快点 爸妈已经…

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‎别出声 邓普顿 到处都有敌人

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‎什么？

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‎真令人失望

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‎这个计划本来还指望你 邓普顿

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‎你到底在说什么？

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‎我停职一整个礼拜

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‎不能去办公室

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‎所以得在这里锻炼我的执行能力

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‎但这里没人是我的对手 所以很困难

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‎你这懒惰虫居然不上学…

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‎-放春假
‎-那就帮帮我

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‎我困在家里都要失去我的商业魔力了

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‎好消息

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‎-我们马上要出门了
‎-什么…

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‎怎么回事？
‎我怎么会在我的轰轰椅上？

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‎放春假！

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‎这是一年当中最疯狂的假期

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‎-放春假
‎-放春假

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‎千万别说我们要去
‎东佛罗里达州某个地方涂防晒油

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‎芝加哥 我们来了

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‎我们要去看琪琪和大艾德爷爷

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‎真的？
‎我以为琪琪住在某种蓝领工人公社

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‎整天折金属片和弹着班卓琴发表宏论

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‎她结婚了？恭喜她

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‎但我的企业活力在快速衰退

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‎爷爷奶奶的口水亲亲是我最不想…

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‎我们可以一路玩游戏玩到琪琪家吗？

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‎我不知道 蒂姆

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‎那是正式要求吗？

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‎放春假！

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‎这孩子祭出了春假法 亲爱的

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‎我们无力反驳

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‎我叫妈妈 我是好人

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‎我叫爸爸 我是大好人

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‎我叫蒂姆 那是我 我是他

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‎狗窝

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‎窝很暖

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‎暖流

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‎流沙

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‎砂糖

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‎糖水冰淇淋

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‎零食在手 我们是零食乐团

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‎零食乐团

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‎零食乐团

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‎牛肉棒宝宝独唱

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‎阿布嘎布嘎…

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‎牛肉棒别乱扔

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‎你们看 孩子 风城

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‎芝加哥 伊利诺州

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‎神圣的钢铁 庄严的大理石

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‎每栋高楼都是
‎资本主义和企业产能过剩的殿堂

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‎我要跟拖拉机轮胎一样厚的披萨

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‎还有上面有好多料的热狗

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‎这正是我需要…

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‎-亲爱的 你错过出城口了
‎-我知道 别担心

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‎出城口？为什么要出城？

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‎琪琪和大艾德爷爷不住在市区

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‎-他们住在郊区
‎-不

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‎叫他们掉头

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‎给我一天让我在那个

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‎人人向往的商业圣城挑战我的能力

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‎我想见琪琪和大艾德爷爷

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‎放春假

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‎你居然敢把春假法用在工作上？

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‎放春假

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‎放春假

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‎好 我再想办法

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‎琪琪

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‎你变大了

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‎大呆爷爷来了

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‎大艾德爷爷

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‎我快要抛不动你了

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‎你多大了？36？

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‎这就是那位小家伙

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‎帮他解开安全带 我的香肠手很笨

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‎这个才抛得动

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‎轻得像马铃薯

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‎嗨 妈

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‎很高兴见到你 琪琪

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‎你们想先做什么？

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‎其实一路开车很累了

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‎-我们想就待在这里…
‎-可以去市区吗？

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‎-蒂姆
‎-当然可以

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‎你们俩去休息

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‎大艾德和我带孩子

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‎你要去哪 艾德？

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‎我要去拿梯子

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‎我抛孩子的时候失手了

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‎你确定你们带孩子没问题？

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‎别再说了 珍妮丝
‎接受免费保姆服务吧

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‎你们两个小捣蛋想先做什么？

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‎你不吃你买的芝加哥热狗吗 蒂姆？

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‎才不要

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‎谁会吃加西红柿的热狗？

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‎我是买来当纪念品的

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‎老天 琪琪都没说你那么爱乱动

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‎我可以把你放在我的鱼钩上当钓饵

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‎也许你更想跟你的哥哥在一起

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‎来 蒂姆

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‎拿着我的热狗 不准吃

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‎拜托 大艾德咬一口都不行？

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‎不行

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‎看看这地方 邓普顿 闻闻这气味

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‎小吃摊、过度消费产生的垃圾

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‎城市的蒸汽

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‎那个人 他有两个公文包

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‎-一手拿一个
‎-好了

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‎你们不介意的话
‎我要在这里退一件上衣

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‎那家店在摩天大楼里？

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‎信托奥林匹斯

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‎试炼我 培养我

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‎把我当作你无形的手中的利刃
‎一般磨利

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‎你想去哪？

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‎我觉得他想去上班

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‎楼上是穿西装的势利鬼去的

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‎我们就在这里退衣服

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‎你们去吧 我要试试这张安乐椅

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‎对 你们的琪琪退货都要耗掉一整天

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‎因为这里的管理阶层很讨厌

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‎你答应要给我一天挑战我的能力

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‎-把我丢给这老先生
‎-你确定？

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‎放春假

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‎大艾德爷爷
‎宝宝可以留在你这里吗？

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‎他有点困了

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‎黏人的伙伴

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‎好 把那胖小子抱过来

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‎这才是人生

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‎轻而易举 我都不好意思了

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‎身为你的琪琪 我有责任教你老方法

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‎泰德和珍妮丝吃不消的危险方法

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‎我洗耳恭听

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‎今天要上的是商品退货课

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‎你要我去退这件女士衬衫？

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‎我只是小孩
‎这是大人的东西 而且好无聊

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‎对我来说不会

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‎你玩过云霄飞车吗？

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‎玩过 我吐了 好好玩

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‎跟这种退货条款严格的店打交道
‎就是这感觉

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‎天啊 放春假

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‎抱歉 我要退这件衣服

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‎这过了我们30天内退货的期限

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‎好 抱歉 谢谢 再见

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‎对 好可怕 谢谢为我上这一课 琪琪

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‎云霄飞车还没完

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‎你拍柜台可以多用力？

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‎我一直很试试

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‎立刻把白纸黑字的退货规定交出来

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‎-麻烦你？
‎-好 我去拿

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‎农产品期货 说得对吧？

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‎嘿 你是收发室新来的？

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‎对 收发室 就是我

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‎攻顶最好的方式就是从基层做起

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‎-那是我的铭言
‎-好

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‎休息室的甜甜圈和咖啡可以自己拿

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‎好

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‎不 如果一直这样来回…

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‎你怎么说？说定了吗？

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‎好 卖出

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‎我回家了

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‎-你的 琼斯
‎-看看这邮递…

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‎-查克拉巴蒂的包裹
‎-谢了 小子

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‎嗨 札林斯基 希望这不只是账单

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‎那个布莱科盖普格鲁尼恩合并案
‎真是不得了

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‎插入一条排他条款
‎为再投资增加更多流动资金

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‎老天 真有你的

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‎毕夫毕德曼 办公室内部外部沟通

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‎这邮件是给…

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‎卡莱尔？

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‎不知道你是谁
‎还有谁借的你那个假胡子

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‎但这是我的地盘

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‎别紧张 卡莱尔

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‎我只来一天而已

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‎只是想趁宝贝公司要我学术休假期间

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‎在大孩子的办公室里锻炼一下

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‎-游客？
‎-其实是总裁

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‎看看这家伙

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‎以为他穿着名牌尿布

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‎拿一个甜甜圈回你的婴儿床吧

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‎你再不走 我们就要开战了

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‎开战？

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‎谢谢

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‎有什么比征服大人的企业世界更棒？

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‎就是打败一个
‎已经征服大人的企业世界的宝宝

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‎卡莱尔 你找到一个隐姓埋名
‎旗鼓相当的商业宝宝对手了

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‎毕夫毕德曼哪儿都不去

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‎那我就得让你无处可去

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‎你有优势

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‎现在从这里面找出不合理的规定

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‎然后跟她理论

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‎这上面说“衣服不能穿”

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‎那个“不能穿”是说不能穿上身
‎还是已经没办法穿了？比如有破洞？

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‎写得不清楚

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‎是说不能穿过了再拿来退

210
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,012
‎很明显你奶奶已经穿过了

211
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:59,890
‎好 我们互相多一点尊重吧

212
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,018
‎我和你 我们都是职业妇女 对吧？

213
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,436
‎其实只有我在工作

214
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,896
‎你是顾客 而且还是糟糕的顾客

215
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,815
‎你怎么这么不通人情？

216
00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:11,485
‎这场为员工和顾客争取权益的斗争中
‎我们是同一阵线的

217
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,529
‎没用？

218
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,197
‎换你了 蒂姆

219
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,117
‎第一次搭到停不下来的零售云霄飞车

220
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,036
‎叫经理出来

221
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,539
‎我可以跟经理讨论这退货规定吗？

222
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,915
‎他很忙

223
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,920
‎你放过春假吗？

224
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,047
‎你开玩笑吗？

225
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,508
‎我就是在东佛罗里达涂防晒油时
‎认识我男朋友的

226
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,386
‎我正在放春假 我想见经理

227
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,971
‎放春假

228
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,433
‎我不能对春假法说不

229
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,809
‎我叫经理来

230
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:49,065
‎所以我告诉那位太太
‎“你带你的家人来日内瓦湖

231
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,692
‎我睡浮筒船上”

232
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,487
‎-我们州最棒佛
‎-我们州最棒

233
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:59,283
‎库维斯基
‎办公室内备忘录真的有必要

234
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,785
‎用这昂贵的光面纸吗？

235
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,703
‎毕德曼 借一步说话？

236
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,582
‎卡莱尔 你认识总经理库维斯基吗？

237
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,794
‎当然认识
‎我在这里跟正常大人一样工作

238
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,337
‎抱歉打扰 库维斯基

239
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,172
‎你以为我说着玩的？快滚

240
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,216
‎我可以随时开除收发小弟

241
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,260
‎很遗憾 我不是收发小弟了

242
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:22,264
‎五分钟前
‎库维斯基升我为总经办助理了

243
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,100
‎我的工作是削减预算

244
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,061
‎我要提一些精简计划 所以…

245
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,439
‎我就像坏掉的炉子 你别想炒我鱿鱼

246
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:31,899
‎试试看

247
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,195
‎我觉得好棒

248
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,988
‎我真的把经理叫来了

249
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,115
‎绝对别退缩

250
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,200
‎这家店没有顾客就不会存在

251
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,495
‎所以没理由
‎让穿西装打领带的马屁精吓唬你

252
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,080
‎可以为你服务吗？

253
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,708
‎空少史提风？

254
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,585
‎你好吗？

255
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,880
‎原来是我最喜欢
‎而且永远无法把名字说对的小乘客

256
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,049
‎即使名牌就在他的眼前

257
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,468
‎是“史提方”

258
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,096
‎-你认识这个人？
‎-当然

259
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,849
‎我翱翔天际的梦想生活之所以破灭

260
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,559
‎就拜这位小帅哥之赐

261
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,103
‎现在我困在摩天大楼的一楼

262
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,230
‎真的很好笑

263
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:12,940
‎等一下

264
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,527
‎各位顾客请注意
‎现在有贴身衣物限时特卖

265
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,446
‎内裤特卖

266
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,449
‎现在说说有什么需要服务的 客人？

267
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,284
‎我想退这件衣服 史提风

268
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,120
‎根据我的店规

269
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,874
‎-放春…
‎-我只认冬季假期

270
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,084
‎好冷

271
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,462
‎对 就在那边 你看

272
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,006
‎公司章程写明你有权力

273
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,425
‎解雇总经办助理

274
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,263
‎叫毕德曼来
‎我要亲口说他的职务解除了

275
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,723
‎过来 阿毕

276
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,685
‎我要升官

277
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,314
‎讨厌的复杂交易

278
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,024
‎伤脑筋的上司？

279
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,568
‎企业之神 你对我太好了

280
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:02,531
‎嗨 嘉西亚
‎我最喜欢的收购草案科长怎么了？

281
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,744
‎这个花朵百货收购案真的很伤脑筋

282
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,245
‎不知道怎么敲定

283
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,747
‎可以让我看看吗？

284
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,459
‎只要加上即将进行的
‎奥基夫数据系统并购案

285
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,418
‎就能增加吸引力

286
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,922
‎花朵收购案到中午
‎就会像牵牛花一样闭上

287
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,340
‎真是…

288
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:23,511
‎你帮我们搞定了一笔收购
‎还同时搞定了一桩合并

289
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,515
‎已准备就位

290
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,434
‎我要为各位介绍我们新升任的

291
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,521
‎合并及收购助理科长

292
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,859
‎我没拿到这件上衣退款之前不会离开

293
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,863
‎你们别想拿到这件上衣的退款
‎所以再见了

294
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,365
‎我有办法

295
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,868
‎你拖住他 我在这里搞一点破坏

296
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,456
‎对讲机还我

297
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,626
‎这里的管理阶层好像很硬

298
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,586
‎还用你说？

299
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,922
‎想知道怎么给他一点颜色吗？

300
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,551
‎利用合并放大收购的影响

301
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,679
‎让我们处于更佳优势
‎不仅让收购价格更有利

302
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,057
‎还能促进更多收购

303
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,936
‎总裁要讲话了

304
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,939
‎你就是助理科长毕德曼？

305
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,192
‎我也很努力工作 机智聪明
‎高调不谦虚

306
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,779
‎我喜欢

307
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:27,867
‎毕德曼是不是很适合担任
‎我们空缺的财务长一职？

308
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,995
‎财务长？就像管钱的总裁？

309
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,163
‎好 我当然接受这份工作

310
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,416
‎跟我来

311
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,918
‎我要你见见我们的首席运营官

312
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,338
‎你们要携手合作 实现我的公司愿景

313
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,090
‎他在这里

314
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,843
‎卡莱尔
‎这是我们的新任财务长毕德曼

315
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,219
‎毕德曼 这是卡莱尔

316
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,221
‎-卡莱尔
‎-毕德曼

317
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,056
‎得走了 我有篮球赛门票

318
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,267
‎-我们州最棒
‎-我们州最棒

319
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,394
‎你就是首席运营官

320
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,438
‎难怪打出那么强势的牌

321
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,607
‎你觉得我不会藏一手王牌？

322
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,360
‎我一手牌都是王牌
‎如果你想加码 下注吧

323
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,613
‎我会继续打下去 你会弃牌

324
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,990
‎能不能至少承认我们俩
‎除了扑克牌术语

325
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,158
‎根本不懂玩牌？

326
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,036
‎可以…但我还是会让你走路

327
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:16,206
‎祝好运
‎希望最会伪装大人的宝贝成功

328
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,712
‎思黛奇？传真一些资料
‎到芝加哥的一家大人公司

329
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:26,091
‎让我的奶奶退她的衣服
‎我就还你对讲机

330
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,261
‎你想得美

331
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,679
‎顾客注意

332
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,807
‎因为史提风经理的口气有樟脑丸味道

333
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,061
‎所以全部球形商品都打二折

334
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,063
‎好棒

335
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,066
‎谢谢来这里购物

336
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,610
‎可惜球形商品并不打折

337
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,696
‎还有我的口气
‎跟干爽的冬季早晨一样清新

338
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,617
‎我亲过的每个伴侣都知道

339
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,745
‎-我甩掉他了
‎-很好

340
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,956
‎现在我要你用对讲机说这些

341
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,376
‎注意 所有员工请到退货柜台

342
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,795
‎学习如何组织工会 改善你们的生活

343
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,546
‎不

344
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,930
‎当你们团结起来 就能争取更高工资

345
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,933
‎更好的工时 最重要的是 获得尊重

346
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,560
‎你们开条件 给那家伙一点教训

347
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,980
‎工会 一起喊

348
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,231
‎工会

349
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,860
‎小鬼 这间只能用来试穿商品

350
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,779
‎请你出来

351
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,947
‎顾客注意

352
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,658
‎-到试衣间来找经理
‎-不

353
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,994
‎如果能闻他的口气十秒钟不吐出来

354
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,579
‎就能获得价值十元的免费漱口水

355
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:42,251
‎店里的规定不是那喇叭说了算的

356
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:46,380
‎工会

357
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,675
‎独角兽警报

358
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,846
‎有人企图组织工会

359
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,265
‎拦不住工会列车了

360
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,352
‎你以为这样就能逼我让你退货？

361
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,564
‎这比退衣服重要多了 经理先生

362
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,315
‎这关乎正义

363
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,277
‎这是为全世界的劳工
‎争取公平条件和合理工资

364
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,238
‎但如果你愿意让我的琪琪退她的上衣
‎那也很好

365
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,656
‎不可能

366
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,243
‎麦亨尼西
‎我有令人兴奋的东西要让你看

367
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,455
‎毕德曼 卡莱尔刚才成功说服我

368
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,539
‎解除你的职务

369
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,001
‎是吗？那你应该没兴趣看这份材料了

370
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,546
‎这是我所称的愿景重新导向

371
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,799
‎专门为
‎国际控股及全球投资有限公司设计的

372
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,967
‎开始喜欢了 说吧

373
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,428
‎-什么？
‎-谁会不喜欢愿景重新导向？

374
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,013
‎宝宝

375
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:36,930
‎但…

376
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,018
‎从市场调查可以看出 宝宝迅速成为

377
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,521
‎最受喜爱的东西 不只如此
‎而且是绝无仅有的

378
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,524
‎黄色百分百就要成真了

379
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,651
‎这是暗语

380
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,072
‎结论是 这家公司的未来在宝宝

381
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,824
‎我没见过这么适合

382
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,160
‎收购、合并和投资的国际市场

383
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,330
‎毕德曼 你真是公司的无价之宝

384
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,249
‎卡莱尔 你真是疯了 居然想开除他

385
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,542
‎但是毕德曼是宝宝

386
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,961
‎-卡莱尔
‎-一个宝宝

387
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,422
‎-你看不出来吗？
‎-这个人

388
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,882
‎你是说他常哇哇叫？

389
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,051
‎他真的是一个婴儿

390
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,553
‎连学步都不到 还在地上爬

391
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,847
‎疯子 我…咕嘎拳

392
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,307
‎你们俩住手

393
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,438
‎我说住手

394
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152
‎这里怎么会有宝宝？卡莱尔呢？

395
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,862
‎不准说话

396
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,116
‎别碰我 麦亨尼西 听我解释

397
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,619
‎这下可好了

398
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,579
‎抱歉 我…

399
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,208
‎麦亨尼西
‎我们的最新收购案有大麻烦了

400
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,338
‎-你没事吧？
‎-她刚才突然像那样说话

401
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,133
‎好像有人打坏了她的脑子

402
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,679
‎如果她的脑子坏掉了
‎我们就得立刻找一个临时总裁

403
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,097
‎危机持续升高

404
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,349
‎身为财务长 我愿意接受这份工作

405
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,477
‎不 我是首席运营官 我有资历

406
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,021
‎你们两位都有资格继任

407
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,942
‎公司章程针对这点有解决办法

408
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,110
‎财务长猜

409
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:14,903
‎正面

410
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,698
‎就是正面

411
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,575
‎毕德曼 你担任

412
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‎国际控股及全球投资有限公司
‎代理总裁

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‎送麦亨尼西去看医生

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‎-我们州最棒
‎-我们州最棒

415
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‎有什么危机 嘉西亚？

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‎我们听你的建议

417
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‎收购了很会赚钱的花朵百货公司

418
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‎但收购案快敲定时
‎一个祖母和她的孙子

419
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‎跑去退一件上衣 结果不知何故
‎现在员工要组织工会

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‎谢谢 嘉西亚
‎让我和我的首席运营官讨论一下

421
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‎要我自己辞职还是你要先羞辱我？

422
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‎我们是生意宝宝 不是动物

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‎我都赢了又何必追杀

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‎你想做什么都行

425
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‎做什么都行

426
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‎没有人对我说过这么痛快的话

427
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‎我从宝贝公司威奇塔分部逃跑时

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‎其实是想在芝加哥唱蓝调歌曲

429
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‎但我想办公室生活比较舒服…

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‎祝你成功 卡莱尔

431
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‎老实说 我跟你没熟到
‎会在乎你的未来

432
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‎但你会怎么做？

433
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‎现在我掌管一个跨国企业集团
‎一座城市在我脚下

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‎20层楼下还有一场劳工危机

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‎我要怎么做？

436
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‎我要成为传奇

437
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‎-你说什么？
‎-工会

438
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‎好 谢谢

439
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‎公司答应我们成立工会

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‎不

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‎我闻了你的口气十秒钟没吐

442
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‎我的免费漱口水呢？

443
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‎他们说你可以拿到上衣退款

444
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‎还有上面指示要送一件免费毛衣

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‎和这件意大利丝质宝宝西装

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‎他们怎么知道我们有一个宝宝…

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‎不会吧？

448
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‎狠狠教训了他 蒂姆

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‎-放春假
‎-放春假

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‎我的纪念热狗

451
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‎我们再买一个给你

452
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‎临时总裁毕夫毕德曼

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‎我被开除了

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‎宝贝老板 第一 芝加哥…

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‎也是第一

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‎你是个了不起的小城

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‎当他来到芝加哥

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‎他小到人们无法察觉

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‎但那只小虾成了传奇

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‎他们称那人为老板

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‎他是最伟大的小小总裁

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‎你们前所未见

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‎他勇闯会议室

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‎让那些肥猫赚得盆满钵满

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‎帮助劳动犬成立工会

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‎只用一点策略

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‎这就是传奇

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‎老板的传奇

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‎“拿去 卡莱尔” 恭敬不如从命

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‎好棒的都市 邓普顿

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‎我看到一只老鼠嘴里叼了一把刀

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‎放春假

473
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‎必须说 我觉得自己
‎星期一能以最佳状态回公司

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‎我甚至开始制定让宝贝公司

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‎黄色百分百飙进平流层的半年大计

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‎再见 小宝贝

477
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‎你比我印象中可爱多了

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‎不过好奇怪 他都没长大

479
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‎可能得找医生谈谈

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‎总之很高兴见到你 孩子

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‎宝贝老板

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