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Hold all my calls.

2
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[giggles]

3
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

4
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

5
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

6
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

7
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

8
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

9
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

10
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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

12
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

13
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[gasps]

14
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-Thanks for the lift.
-[babbling]

15
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My story? Long and tragic.
You see... Oh, this is your stop?

16
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[sighs]

17
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Baby Corp's offices have been taken over
by a wicked conglomeration--

18
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Puppy Co, those Pyg and Tam maniacs,
and, cover your ears if you must...

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a consultant.

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[crying]

21
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The enemies sabotaged our chupies!

22
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They scattered my employees,
gah-gah knows where.

23
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-I barely escaped--
-[giggles]

24
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Stop it. And now I have no way to--

25
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Aw! Stop!

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No way to get back or find my employees.

27
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Aah! I'm not your stuffie!

28
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Helping babies has always
been my raison d'être, but...

29
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now my soul feels like a raisin--
shriveled, ruining cookies.

30
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[coos]

31
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Well, there's always some way
to help a baby, I suppose.

32
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Here you...
[groans]

33
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-[gasps]
-[Elise screams]

34
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I used to be good at this, I promise.

35
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[crying]

36
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Take care, Elise! Sorry about the duck.

37
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[coos]

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[sighs]

39
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-You okay?
-Been better.

40
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-Where's everyone else?
-Follow me.

41
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This is all that's left?

42
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Well, we're the ones who thought
to make it to your house

43
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after the chupies went haywire.

44
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Bad guys jammed our monitors, too.
We're in the dark.

45
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No brothers? Now my brain now work bad.
Tummy sickies.

46
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I hear you, one of the triplets.
But some of us made it here.

47
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And others will come!
We will get stronger!

48
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For we are Baby Corp.
We may be five now, but soon we'll...

49
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Uh, let's get out there and...

50
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[sighs]

51
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Are you okay, Boss?

52
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Of course, I am.
Leadership is like breathing to me.

53
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So, friends, Baby Co,
um, we are the ones...

54
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[sighs]
I can't do it.

55
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-What's wrong?
-I don't know.

56
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Ooh!

57
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Psst.

58
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Meet you in my room?
I got to go talk to some tree babies.

59
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[laughs]

60
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I used to call them that, too.
Turns out the word is "acorns."

61
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Have a good chat!

62
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[Tim] What's going on?

63
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Long story, but the short version
is Baby Corp got scattered

64
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and your brother needs your help.

65
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Um... Sure, maybe,
but the thing is it's just...

66
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[Ted] Danny Petrosky
is moving away tomorrow.

67
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Tim needs to spend the day with him,
because every moment is precious.

68
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One day everyone may get scattered by
technologic sabotage,

69
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and you won't be able to tell them
everything you should've,

70
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and it'll be all your fault
because you failed them as a leader!

71
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Or your friend could move away, same diff.

72
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-We got this, Templeton.
-You're sure? Because--

73
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I'm sure. Go make some memories.

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Tomorrow I'm all in with you guys,
but you won't need me

75
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'cause you're the best
and will solve everything, bye!

76
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Tomorrow could be too late!

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Our enemies will only get more powerful
now that they have our office.

78
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-And all our sweet tech!
-They could strike at any moment!

79
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What do we do?

80
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[Staci] Boss!

81
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The five suit challenge?
Couch bowling? Pizza tacos? Yes!

82
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Everything we've ever wanted
to do together.

83
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And we have one day left to do it all,

84
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starting with big old number one
greatest thing on the list...

85
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write a bro-jam for the ages!

86
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Let's do that right now!

87
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I already know the first chord.

88
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-That's amazing!
-Now, what should the first word be?

89
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Um...

90
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-I got it. Bros.
-♪ Bros... ♪

91
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Okay, uh, now what?

92
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♪ Bros, rockin' all day,
Rollin' all night ♪

93
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And then...
♪ Feeling all right ♪

94
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Aah!

95
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-What's wrong?
-It's all clichés!

96
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The chords, the words. There's no meaning.

97
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It means we're rockin' and rollin' bros!

98
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-I think it's good.
-Good? This has to be for the ages!

99
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From the biblical time of horses
to the first colony of moon horses.

100
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I don't think we've lived enough
to write a song like that.

101
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Yet! We're doing this backwards.

102
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If we want to write an immortal bro-jam,
we have to live the bro life first.

103
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Let's go find inspiration
from the sweet nectar of life experience!

104
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[woman over TV] All right, Gregory,
let's stump that chimp!

105
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Here's your first monkey challenger:
Dr. Banana!

106
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-Heh. He's no doctor.
-I've been looking everywhere for you!

107
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-What are you doing?
-Making a big decision.

108
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-Should I root for Gregory or the chimp?
-What? Okay, enough. Come on!

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-I might be Team Greg.
-[groans]

110
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That monkey is so smug.

111
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Our team is still scattered.

112
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We need an action plan.
Every second counts!

113
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[Greg over TV] I'll take "Banana Parts"
for 50.

114
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Greg, "Banana Parts"?

115
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You think that's the category
to stump Dr. Banana?

116
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-Boss! Yo!
-I know. I want me off this couch, too.

117
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Unfortunately, failure is a shackle.
And this is a snackle.

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[Staci] Aah! Right now!

119
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We're at the tipping point between a world
with Baby Corp and a world without!

120
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What happens if we're not out there
fighting for baby love?

121
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Pet baby, meet the newest addition
to our family, a brand-new... puppy!

122
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[barks]

123
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[doorbell rings]

124
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-I caught it pooping in my yard.
-[coos]

125
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I am so sorry.

126
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Oh, honey, look at this adorable old!

127
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Oh, that's the cutest old I've ever seen!

128
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Aw, shucks!

129
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[coos]

130
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Down, baby, down!
We're trying to feed the... hamburger!

131
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Aw. I wuv our wittle hamburger!

132
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Well, it could happen.
The world needs Baby Corp.

133
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What Baby Corp? The four of you
who cared enough to come back?

134
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Four, Stace, out of the whole company.
Who am I leading?

135
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Hi. I'm Marsha Krinkle
with this Channel 8 news break.

136
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Hairless forest creature,
first sighted outside Chicago.

137
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The beast appears to be on a path
headed straight to our town! Yowza!

138
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Is that...

139
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Police report increased
cookie thefts along its route.

140
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Earning this beast
the nickname "Cookiecabra."

141
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-Oh, yeah, that's Jimbo.
-He's running here? From outside Chicago?

142
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You know it won't just be Jimbo.
The team is out there.

143
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They want to fight. They just need someone
to show them the way back.

144
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Staci, I believe we can... Go ahead and...

145
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I decree...

146
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You just need to get a couple of wins
under your belt. Come on!

147
00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,276
With no Baby Corp tech,

148
00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:09,572
I've been searching for lost worker babies
the old fashioned way... telephone.

149
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Hello there. This is a grown-up adult
in the same town as you.

150
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Have you seen any babies
in business clothing?

151
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-Police scanner.
-We've got a zero-zero-zero in progress.

152
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-That means I'm hungry for three donuts!
-And newspapers.

153
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I found a food review about dainty
desserts showing up at a local restaurant.

154
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"Oaty cereal rounds floating in
splattered applesauce"? That's Dondre!

155
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-Go bring him home, Boss!
-I will.

156
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The rest of you should... you know, um...
Here... There...

157
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-Split up? Cover more ground?
-Yeah, sure.

158
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One pizza, chopped up into bits,
served in crunchy taco shells.

159
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We, um... don't have that.

160
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My good man, this is the last day

161
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my friend and I are able
to spend together.

162
00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,667
-But we don't have that.
-I see you have pizza.

163
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,836
You also appear to have
crispy-shell tacos.

164
00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:08,130
-Yes?
-Voìla!

165
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,799
We'll gladly pay a premium

166
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,093
and tip the chef
for the custom preparation.

167
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,219
Right away, sir.

168
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,723
We ordered pizza tacos
and he called us sir! I feel like a king.

169
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,312
Quartered grapes on grahams!

170
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:27,483
Mmm. Delicate! Decadent! Dondre!

171
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-Ah, Boss Baby!
-Impressive work.

172
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,950
-I don't know how you do it.
-Thank you!

173
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I sneak into the kitchen late at night
and prepare the most wonderful desserts.

174
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,498
Look at the joy I bring people.

175
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,834
We could use those dishes back
at Baby Corp.

176
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Come on. Let's go.

177
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,546
Baby Corp? What I am but a servant?

178
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:52,633
Did you see my review in the paper?
Here I am a genius!

179
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,844
You are! But we need you back.

180
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:59,223
There comes a thing to... Babies need...

181
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,475
[Ted] Uh, hold up. Um...

182
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,769
I am happy here.

183
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,439
Understood.

184
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,608
-Woah!
-Woah!

185
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,900
-Woah!
-Woah!

186
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,152
Woah!

187
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,571
[overlapping dialogue]

188
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,407
Hey, hey, hey, welcome back, everyone!
Good work.

189
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,826
I found an intern in a big mailbox!

190
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,954
I found three of them
jammed in a tube slide!

191
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,373
-How did you do, Boss?
-Failed.

192
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,710
Par for the course
at Boss Baby Pines Country Club.

193
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:31,422
Throw him an easy one, man.
He just needs a shot at victory.

194
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,301
Yo, Double-B, police report
two possible tiny trespassers

195
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,219
at the old Bubbeezee headquarters.

196
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,514
Oh, yeah? I'd bet my salary
that's Frankie and Simmons.

197
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,059
Peg and Chip!

198
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,604
-Boss!
-So happy you're okay!

199
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:51,400
-What a thing with the chupies, huh?
-I zapped into a fisherman's gut bucket!

200
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,695
Come on. Let's go.
We're getting the team back together.

201
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,239
-We're good.
-Yeah. We'd rather stay here.

202
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,952
-Uh... This is an empty office.
-I know! It's so quiet here.

203
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,539
No co-worker drama,
definitely no puppies and preeks.

204
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,001
-We're going to take care of all that.
-How?

205
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,128
With the power of...

206
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,756
[sighs]

207
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,762
I can't believe the window washers
are letting us do this!

208
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:22,932
Dump it!

209
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,811
And... go!

210
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,192
How many have you brought back? Be honest.

211
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,611
Let's just say more than some?

212
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,571
[yowls]

213
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,492
But don't worry about it!
You'll bring back 20 babies next time!

214
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,328
Looks like there's a new mannequin
at Junior Fancy's.

215
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,208
Hello, good sir.

216
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,627
My friend and I would like
to try on five suits.

217
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,754
[both] At the same time!

218
00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,302
-Come on, Amal! Please come with me?
-Don't blow my cover!

219
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,893
So, to be clear,
you would rather stand still forever

220
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,937
than help me take back Baby Corp?

221
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,440
There's a comfort in letting go.

222
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,234
[sighs]
Godspeed, Amal.

223
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,903
Or, I guess, God-stand-still.

224
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,449
This is truly one of the greatest things
we've ever done.

225
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,868
Dad! Come back?

226
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:29,874
No, I'm going to stick with the old raft.
It feels like a vacation.

227
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,083
[Ted sighs]

228
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,795
So, you're staying? Here? As a dog?

229
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,672
-[imitates dog] Bark, bark, bark.
-[yells]

230
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,301
I'm just a diggety doggity,
and my name is Bicycle the dog.

231
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,261
-[boy imitates dog] Arf, arf, arf.
-[sighs]

232
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,182
Aw, man.

233
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,978
Taking a break
from all the baby retrieving?

234
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,981
All the employees are scared.

235
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:57,234
It'd be hard for anyone
to coax them back to Baby Corp.

236
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,946
-Psst. We all clear, Stace?
-Yeah. Go ahead.

237
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,245
Fine. You're not at your best right now.

238
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,832
Neither was I after that Small Pocks
diaper marketing disaster.

239
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,542
But who brought me back?

240
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,295
Somebody a lot better at the job
than I am right now.

241
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,963
You're still the same you.

242
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,549
You've just got some dumb nugget
in your brain

243
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,760
blocking the genius from coming through.

244
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,012
What's it gonna take
to knock that nugget out?

245
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,307
Divine intervention? Ah! What?

246
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,935
This is a sign.

247
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,023
That you should help us.
Because we are stuck in a tree.

248
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,736
[both giggles]

249
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,363
-[clatters]
-Oh!

250
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,200
Well, I feel ready to write
an epic bro-jam for the ages.

251
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,997
No. There's one more thing we must do...
the airing of the beefs.

252
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,626
For our friendship to survive,
we must hash out our disagreements.

253
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,338
We must light a candle to the farts
we have unleashed upon each other!

254
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,965
You sure this is a good idea?

255
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,218
What if wind up even madder at each other
than we were when we got mad?

256
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,596
Exactly why I've assembled
a panel of impartial judges.

257
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,224
To the community center to air the beefs!

258
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,392
[farts]

259
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,893
[laughs]

260
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,936
What was that?

261
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,814
Ah. I was hoping it'd be beefier,
for effect.

262
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,441
Kind of surprised to see you all, sir.

263
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,195
I assumed the board would be
in some executive panic room bunker.

264
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:29,994
And we were, until Hermano Menor got
lured out with a duckie toy on a string.

265
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:34,248
And the duckie looked so fun and friendly!
I figured we must be safe.

266
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:39,086
Out he goes, in come our enemies,
and, well, here we are.

267
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,797
Bright side: the bad guys
let me keep the duckie.

268
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,718
Am I embarrassed? Yes.
But what can you do?

269
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,012
Hermano Menor is my brother,

270
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,140
and there is no shame
in sticking by your family.

271
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,433
[sighs]

272
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,144
This entire thing happened
because I put helping my brother

273
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,854
before protecting Baby Corp.

274
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,399
I know. Why do you think
I'm telling you this story?

275
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:05,029
It's an illustrative example
meant to apply to your situation.

276
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,906
You guys got that, right?

277
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325
-Completely!
-Totally. Makes sense.

278
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,785
Um... Your Majesty, or whatever,

279
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,663
wonder if you could put
a little more mustard on that.

280
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,166
-BB's really in a funk.
-Staci!

281
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,628
Like, tell him he's the greatest CEO
of all time or something.

282
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,549
-Well, now it's not going to be sincere.
-But, Staci, I already did.

283
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:30,262
Baby love fuels Baby Corp,
but family love creates baby love.

284
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,475
Boss Baby is a master of both.
He makes both stronger.

285
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,603
Um, could you just say the thing Staci?

286
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,857
You are the greatest CEO of all time.

287
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,195
Yes! Let's save Baby Corp!

288
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,529
[clears throat]

289
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:52,034
Myself, Midge Marksberry, and Officer Doug
will help air the beefs

290
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:56,997
standing in the way of eternal friendship
between Mr. Petrosky and Mr. Templeton.

291
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,001
-Now, who would like to go first?
-You have to call on one of us.

292
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,796
We need this process to be
as impartial as possible.

293
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,383
[indistinct chattering]

294
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,885
We choose the Templeton boy.

295
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,428
Okay.

296
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,805
[sighs]

297
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,224
Danny, when we were in preschool,

298
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,559
you ripped
my "Biggest Little Froggy" book.

299
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,354
-You told me to!
-Why would I do that?

300
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,983
-You handed it to me and said "rip it."
-Stop lying and apologize!

301
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:28,529
Can we talk about how this one
pasted my shoe onto my face?

302
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,323
-That was an accident.
-How can that be an accident?

303
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,451
By me accidentally pasting
a shoe to your face.

304
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,747
Let me tell you
what Baby Corp means to me.

305
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,834
It's not just a workplace. It's a family.

306
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,963
And no one in a family should go
without feeling appreciated.

307
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,589
So, thank you, Dondre.

308
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,592
The extravagance you bring
to your executive dining room

309
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,512
inspires babies to rise to the top.

310
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,181
I will follow you, Boss Baby,

311
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,977
but only because this dessert
has been destroyed by my joyful tear.

312
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,812
I will take that as a win.

313
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,273
I will never talk to you again!

314
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,235
I didn't steal
your grandfather's steelie shooter marble!

315
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,071
Well, I did steal
your remote control snake.

316
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,782
I know!
So I ripped that "Number One Ragamuffin"

317
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,950
patch off your jacket.

318
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,162
That's why I stole your shoes
with sweet pockets in them.

319
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,789
Now you know why I took
the candy your dad brought you

320
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,375
from the vending machine
at the military base in the Earth's core!

321
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,878
Shh! Not around the government!

322
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,676
Tension, anxiety, unpredictability.

323
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,971
Am I talking about a workplace
or a family? I don't know!

324
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,141
But what I do know is that
without your ruthlessness, Chip,

325
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:43,353
and without your tenacity, Peg,
we will never take back our home.

326
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,940
The Baby Corp family needs you.
To victory!

327
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,195
Who gets dibs
on an entire bucket of chicken?

328
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,531
Someone trying to enjoy life
to the fullest!

329
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:58,243
-Boys! We feel--
-Let's get back to my steelie shooter.

330
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,453
I didn't steal it!

331
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,372
-Do you want our friendship to fail?
-Of course not.

332
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,502
Then why won't you admit you stole
my steel marble family heirloom?

333
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:11,548
Because I didn't steal it! I swallowed it.

334
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,800
[all gaps]

335
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,843
Why wouldn't you just tell me?

336
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,971
I thought I could use the marble
to see the back of my teeth

337
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,724
after you said there were little
green critters that lived back there.

338
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,892
I stand by that.

339
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,521
Well, I lost my grip on the marble
and it slid down my throat.

340
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,814
I almost died!

341
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,901
And a few days later, it came out
from the other end, into the toilet.

342
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,196
I was too embarrassed
and way too grossed out to fish for it.

343
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,282
I'm sorry for not telling you the truth
about pooping your marble.

344
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,247
I forgive you.

345
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,043
I hereby declare
all beefs successfully aired.

346
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,837
Let friendship ring!

347
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,588
Epic bro-jam!

348
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,508
Oh!

349
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,512
[all laugh]

350
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,515
-Oh, look at that baby!
-Aw. My-- Ho, ho!

351
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:12,109
I could give you
a big inspirational speech, or...

352
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,068
[sniffs]

353
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:14,903
Bark, bark, bark!

354
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,698
-[boy imitates dog] Arf!
-He says he'll come back!

355
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,283
[imitates dog] Woof!

356
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,661
But he still has
some doggy business first?

357
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,372
-Bark, bark, bark!
-What's that, boy? You found Jimbo?

358
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,915
What? Is that true?

359
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,795
[sniffs]
Woof!

360
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,882
-Jimbo!
-Boss! Get me out of here!

361
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,301
You've become a legend, Jimbo!
[groans]

362
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,761
-They're calling you the Cookiecabra.
-[gasps]

363
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,139
-I've never been legendary before!
-[groans]

364
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,599
Is everyone else okay?

365
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,351
Safe in my family's basement.

366
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,437
-[groans]
-[imitates dog] Bark, bark, bark...

367
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,734
You always wanted to be a dog!
[giggles]

368
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,152
I'm so proud!

369
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,154
[all groan]

370
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:02,075
-It's no use. I need a big kid.
-I'll wait here!

371
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,914
That's the most epic bro-jam chord
I've ever heard!

372
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166
-Wait until you hear the next one!
-[Ted babbling]

373
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,710
Uh. Just a sec.

374
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:13,837
I need your help.

375
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,131
But Danny and I are finally writing
our epic bro-jam.

376
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,174
Three minutes.

377
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,508
[sighs]

378
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,678
I got to help my brother.
I'll see you in three minutes.

379
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,223
You'll see me in two and a half.

380
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,851
Because you're taking Thunder Dumpling.

381
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,860
-There you go.
-Ooh!

382
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:41,073
Thank you, Tim! Thank you, Boss!
You're the best, Boss.

383
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,785
For some reason, hearing that from you
makes me finally believe it.

384
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,705
Gotta get back to Danny, you guys
have fun, I can help tomorrow, bye!

385
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,416
Danny?

386
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,549
[Danny] "Dearest Timothy,
due to reports of the Cookiecabra,

387
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,677
a harbinger of government scientists,

388
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,096
my dad had to pull us out of here, stat.

389
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,641
I miss you already, buddy.
Take care of Thunder Dumpling.

390
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,934
She's yours now.

391
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,813
Heart, heart. Skull.
Flaming guitar. Danny."

392
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,482
[car engine starts]

393
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:19,736
[dramatic music]

394
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,549
I'm... so sorry.

395
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,095
I just wanted us to be able
to say goodbye the way we wanted to.

396
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,263
I get that.

397
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,976
Can I show you something
that might cheer you up just a little?

398
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:56,940
-[overlapping dialogue]
-Woah. Is that everyone?

399
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,525
They all came back.

400
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,405
Babies of Baby Corp, you may have noticed
I haven't been at my best.

401
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,990
Heck, I've been a mess!

402
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,451
But this experience
has made me realize something.

403
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:11,121
I'm no longer the right leader
for this company.

404
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,749
I'm retiring from Baby Corp.

405
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,001
-Retiring?
-Aah! Do not say those words!

406
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,377
Not right now!

407
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:21,256
What am I going to keep you all in
my parents' basement gathering dust? No!

408
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,801
When I say goodbye, I'm going
to say goodbye the way I want to.

409
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,472
We're going to take back Baby Corp.

410
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,683
And we're going to hit
that beautiful Yellow 100.

411
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,019
Are you with me, babies?

412
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:38,231
-[all cheer]
-Shh! My parents are upstairs!

413
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,443
[all cheering weakly]

414
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,990
[closing theme music]

415
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,968
♪ Boss Baby ♪