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Hold all my calls.

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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-Okay, next item.
-[applause]

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Kudos to Amal on streamlining
the approvals process.

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Fifteen percent paperwork reduction?

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Ooh, somebody's cooking
with picante sauce!

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-[giggling]
-[door bell ringing]

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[woman] Ugh! Again?

18
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Meeting adjourned!

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[scrambling quietly]

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I got it, honey.

21
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Templeton? I got ten cases of--

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Baby food?

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Look, I'm sorry,
I know it's not your fault,

24
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and I don't know what bulk order
delivery list we ended up on,

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but I promise, no one in this house
ordered ten cases of baby food

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delivered four times a day!

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More for me.

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Ooh, boy, Ted.

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-I hope your baby's feeling better.
-What?

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[screams]

31
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-[shouting]
-[glass breaking]

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Jars of life, nourish this body!

33
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You know we can't hide everybody
from Mom and Dad forever.

34
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-We need a plan to take back Baby Corp.
-I have a plan.

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What I lack is access to Baby Corp.

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Where are we on a transport chupie
workaround?

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Does this answer your question?

38
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Not close.

39
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Hey, guys, quick HR update.
The diaper wagon is full again.

40
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I'm learning how to eat broccoli!

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-I got it.
-Hang on, I'll come with you.

42
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And I mean bless Simmons
for her reckless experimentation,

43
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but we have to fix
the chupie transport system itself,

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which can only be done from the office.

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So, we can't get back to Baby Corp
without getting back to Baby Corp.

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There has to be another way
to kick out your enemies.

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How is that your only idea?

48
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I don't know. Maybe it's just really hard
to think with an office-load of babies

49
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soiling themselves
over every inch of our basement.

50
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And apparently I can't even get
two minutes of downtime

51
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without some random preeks clattering
like it's Take Your Hyena to Work Day

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at the leaf blower factory!

53
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Wait, those aren't random preeks.

54
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They're the ones
renting part of your office.

55
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Not possible.

56
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-Business!
-Boss Baby!

57
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Thank you for the surprise!

58
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-But there's still more animals.
-All yours. Negotiation over.

59
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Just, please, can you tell me
how you've been getting back and forth

60
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from your "play office"?

61
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When it was my birthday party,
we were playing with our swords.

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Okay, can you show me
how you've been getting there?

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Yes.

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[Staci]
There's a back door to Baby Corp?

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An old, forgotten emergency access port.
One side opens to a fake tree in the park.

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The other side--
a sub-basement level of Baby Corp.

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We've got our way in!

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[cheering]

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All right, the job's not done yet.

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We've still got three sets
of arch-nemeses to boot out.

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I'll be going in
with a small, hand-picked team.

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We enter through the sub-basement access,
make our way up to the roof--

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tippy-top control tower.

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Whatever our enemies are using
to hijack our systems,

75
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Simmons figures it has to be up there.

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Look for anything out of place.

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A contraption, a whatchamadoo,
possibly a thingerybob.

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Good news-- we have ruled out
whatchahoosits.

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Whatever it is, we take it out.

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And once our transport chupies
are working, in jumps everybaby.

81
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Out go the baddies,
we hit that beautiful Yellow 100,

82
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and I retire in a flame
of baby love glory.

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Sir? Great plan.

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Love the part where babies
who aren't me take all the risks,

85
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but wouldn't it save a few steps if we all
just went in the secret access door?

86
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As long as our enemies control
the chupie transport tech,

87
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they can strike anywhere
and vanish just as quickly.

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No, our only shot
is with a small, stealthy team.

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Jimbo, Katja and Phil, Frankie,
Hendershot, Dondre, Triplets,

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and of course Tim
for big-kid tactical support and snacks.

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The rest of you will be running
a diversion down here, so gear up.

92
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Today, we take back Baby Corp!

93
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Hey, Boss, heard a lot of names
for that stealthy field team,

94
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but not your VP of Field Ops?

95
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Of course not.
You're heading the diversion team.

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Is this still about
my diaper marketing disaster?

97
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Or did I do something else wrong?

98
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What? No, neither.

99
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I need you down here.

100
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Bad guys jammed our monitors, too.

101
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When the time comes
to chupie in the cavalry,

102
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your team will have no way of knowing
if my team did its job,

103
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that you won't get bounced away to Siberia

104
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or some liberal arts college
with a pinecone for a mascot.

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This plan only works
if the two team leaders trust each other

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to do their jobs perfectly.

107
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And in my book,
that means it only works if it's you.

108
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Tell me what you want me to do.

109
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One hour, on the dot.

110
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I will destroy that jamming device,
no matter what.

111
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And we'll be there.

112
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-Yellow 100.
-Yellow 100.

113
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They say this is the one
with the secret door.

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-Saliva activated?
-That does sound like our technology.

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We're in!

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[babies babbling]

117
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Oh, my gosh.
Look at their little office clothes.

118
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They're like business babies!

119
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Aw, look at their little tiny neckties.

120
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Look at that! Get your camera, somebody!

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[adults cooing]

122
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Bizbabies! Is it a marketing stunt?

123
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A maternity ward with a sense of humor
and appalling security?

124
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In this reporter's judgment, who cares?
Embrace the adorability.

125
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A'course it's Boss Baby, ya manky git.

126
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-Finish him!
-I'm with the goat.

127
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Split up for the hunt, somebody finds
Boss Baby, calls in the rest of us, pow!

128
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Take out the king,
take down the whole chessboard.

129
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I assume. Chess is for dorks.

130
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-Ooh, great plan.
-A moment, Mr. Pyg, Mr. Tam.

131
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I smell media manipulation.

132
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A circus sideshow to keep everyone
looking exactly where he wants.

133
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So, where does Boss Baby
want us not looking?

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-Where's the night light?
-What?

135
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I'm a baby, man.

136
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We don't just walk into a dark hallway
without a night light.

137
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That's how the Shadowsnatcher gets you.

138
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Yes, we all acknowledge the terrifying
existence of the Shadowsnatcher.

139
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But do you see any of us being eaten?

140
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No...

141
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Probably because of the bad lighting.

142
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What's the holdup?

143
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You're blocking the portal
and we are on a schedule, so come on.

144
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Not without a night light.

145
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They're in the sub-basement!

146
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Too many night lights!

147
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[dogs barking]

148
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I got one!

149
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No!

150
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Everyone run!

151
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[dogs barking]

152
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-Anyone else with you?
-I think Hendershot got captured.

153
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Katja and at least
one of the Triplets, too.

154
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-So, what do we do?
-No way to warn Staci.

155
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Which means in 49 minutes,
a whole lot of babies

156
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are gonna chupie themselves into trouble

157
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unless somebody gets up to the roof
and takes out that jamming device.

158
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I have always wanted to be "somebody."

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Come on.

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Hey, when all this is over
and I retire to being a regular baby,

161
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make sure I never develop
any stupid hang-ups about night lights.

162
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-Why are you not writing this?
-What?

163
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I'm gonna be a drooling ga-ga head
who forgot everything important.

164
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-Write it down!
-Okay, geez.

165
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[Boss Baby]
Oh, and never, under any circumstances,

166
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let our parents dress me
in anything with a novelty slogan.

167
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You see a "Daddy's Little Monkey" onesie
on me, you rip that filth right off.

168
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,437
Can we not deal
with regular baby stuff right now?

169
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-Any of those go up to the roof?
-Annoyingly, no.

170
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But the boardroom does.
Hatch in the ceiling.

171
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And those elevators are our express line
to the boardroom.

172
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Keep it up, Stace.

173
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Does the diversion matter anymore?
The bad guys already know we're here.

174
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You know what separates golf pros
from golf amateurs?

175
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-Probably good golfing?
-Follow-through.

176
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,120
Templeton, elevator!

177
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,677
You said the hatch to the roof
was up in the boardroom.

178
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The baddies must have realized
we're headed there.

179
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We need to throw them off
and circle back later.

180
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,225
Do we even have a later?

181
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Twenty-nine minutes
till Staci's team tries to chupie in.

182
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According to my expensive watch,
which should be held in trust till I can--

183
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Enough regular baby stuff! Focus.

184
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All clear.

185
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Like my flawless baby skin.

186
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,287
I wanna kiss myself,
but my lips can't reach.

187
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,332
How long were you waiting
to deliver that comeback?

188
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,418
I also workshopped responses
for "No sign of them"

189
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,629
and "It's quiet, too quiet."

190
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,881
Go ahead, feed me another setup.

191
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,847
Allez!

192
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,226
Dondre, you got away.

193
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,144
-Now, it's two against--
-Non!

194
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,231
This executive dining room
is a holy temple of cuisine,

195
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,858
not a sweaty cage of punchy-slap-kick.

196
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,279
Non!

197
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,993
Now we eat, like civilized creatures.

198
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,703
Sorry. I got lost.

199
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,665
-Ow!
-Never arrive late for a meal.

200
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,925
You know you're not walking
out of here a free baby, right?

201
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,602
Idea.

202
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,815
-Boss Baby gives himself up.
-Great plan!

203
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,569
I wrote up the terms of surrender
while I was saying this sentence out loud.

204
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,658
Ah, come on, BB.
It's what everybody wants.

205
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:26,036
PuppyCo gets rid
of their most hated enemy...

206
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:31,500
We takes this lovely office space
for our new telly studio.

207
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,544
And me? Promotion!

208
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,297
Baby Corp's new CEO.

209
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,550
Of course I will relocate the company
to some island country

210
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:44,180
with favorable tax rates
and no laws against baby plastic surgery.

211
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,266
What? Thinking of getting a sixth dimple.

212
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:51,187
Cheek, cheek, chin, butt, butt, mystery.

213
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:58,068
For monsieur, la banane congelée.
Flash-frozen for the sensitive baby gums.

214
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,866
I am cutting a tooth right now.

215
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,619
And this? Bit of heaven.

216
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:12,041
What are we thinking on surrender?
Yes? Is it a yes?

217
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,126
Take your time. You're not going anywhere.

218
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,796
Shame. Could have saved you all
a ton of time and hassle.

219
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,965
I am leaving Baby Corp.

220
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,885
But you go first.

221
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:28,098
Mate, for a business bloke,
you are rubbish wif numbers.

222
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:32,144
Our team, small army
with teleportation, versus what?

223
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,649
You, Beanstalk Magoof?
Frenchy, you gettin' a piece of this?

224
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,361
I have told you, I will not fight
in my own culinary sanctum.

225
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,278
Cool.

226
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:46,617
Because I have already given Boss Baby
everything he needs.

227
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,833
-No!
-Yeah!

228
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385
He's headed for the roof! Race you there?

229
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,720
I'll crab walk
and say the alphabet backwards.

230
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,807
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T...

231
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,142
I'll take the hatch in the boardroom
and meet you.

232
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,143
Eight minutes.

233
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,064
Vive la Baby Corp.

234
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,860
[Staci] Look for anything out of place--

235
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,905
a contraption, a whatchamadoo,
possibly a...

236
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,156
Thingerybob.

237
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,286
...D-C-B-A!

238
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,585
Templeton!

239
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,088
Roof hatch... Where...?

240
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,301
[dog barking]

241
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:59,189
I'm sorry. You're dogs in chairs
with your little legs sticking out.

242
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Templeton?

243
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,758
Templeton!

244
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,055
Just go break the jamming thing.
I will be there.

245
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:44,360
Hi, baby! Who wants to play keep-away?

246
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,410
[Boss Baby] One hour, on the dot.

247
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,955
[Tim] I will be there.

248
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,885
Now!

249
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,555
Wow!

250
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,016
What?

251
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,400
Come on, Templeton.

252
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,863
Hey, dogs, what did the chicken
say to the egg?

253
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,534
Hatch!

254
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,285
[Boss Baby screaming]

255
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,128
-Told you I'd be there.
-You're counting that?

256
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:48,298
Yo, Boss!
We gonna take care of these yahoos?

257
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,717
Hendershot?

258
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,429
Chupies reprogrammed. Slap 'em in.

259
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,226
[prisoner] Well, well, well.

260
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:03,689
If it ain't them children's entertainers
what finks they look tougher

261
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,775
wif rubbish East London accents.

262
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,111
Mr. Pyg and Mr. Tam
say it was all their idea

263
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,114
and you should do your prison violence
on them instead of me.

264
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,366
Thank you, very noble.

265
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,875
[OCB]
That is a leather diaper, you animals!

266
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,002
I love it here!

267
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,766
-Boss, look!
-[female reporter] "Sparklebabies."

268
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:43,520
The new adorable phenomenon that makes
the last one look like gutter puke.

269
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,980
Was it an optical illusion?

270
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,276
We may never know, but Channel Eight News
promises our viewers this--

271
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:54,823
we are gonna run these clips on loop
until the "awws" run dry.

272
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,534
-[woman] Love 'em!
-Throw it up on the board.

273
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:11,090
-Yellow 100.
-Yellow 100.

274
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:23,143
Oh, man, somebody trained their pet ferret
to surf, and it is cute as heck.

275
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,603
Staci, prep the field team.

276
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,064
Hendershot, I want
exact coordinates in 20 seconds.

277
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,358
If we let that ferret get a toehold...

278
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,237
What?

279
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,033
It's time to let go.

280
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,868
But the ferret! Baby love!

281
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,956
There's always gonna be a ferret,
or a hamster, or just... whatever.

282
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,584
You said yourself you didn't want to deal
with regular baby stuff.

283
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,130
Can't we just stay like this?

284
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:55,717
I wish we could,
because I'm gonna miss you so much.

285
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,055
But we're still brothers, forever.

286
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,348
I will be there.

287
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,226
Last time you said that,
I ended up plummeting off a building.

288
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,563
And I caught you.
I didn't say I know how I'll be there.

289
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,115
I don't know what happens next.

290
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,367
Yeah, but it could be great.

291
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,831
Just give me a day to plan
my retirement party.

292
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,084
You're planning a party for yourself?
You know that's weird.

293
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,253
One day. Trust me.

294
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,349
Your favorite tie clip?

295
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,893
It'll look better on you.

296
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,895
Gonna miss you, Beebs.

297
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,112
"I don't do mornings."

298
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,449
That's never getting old.

299
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,785
"Thou shalt not steal"?
Well, that can't be right.

300
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,256
-Close enough.
-Never change, big guy.

301
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,928
Sir, you don't have to do--

302
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,179
Just open it.

303
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,062
You don't need anything from anyone.
You're ready for this.

304
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,361
The board will make it official on Monday.

305
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,449
Thank you, sir.

306
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,952
Thank you, boss.

307
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,834
Templeton, I gotta be honest, I think
I gave your present to someone else.

308
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,461
I'm good.

309
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,300
Well, that's the last
of the special formula.

310
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,594
Change should be coming any minute.

311
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,473
You really gonna watch me turn into
regular baby Theodore Lindsey Templeton?

312
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,142
What if I shove a raisin up my nostril?

313
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,728
-I'll be here.
-Your call.

314
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,273
I thought you got rid of your monitor.

315
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,735
-Tim?
-Danny?

316
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:23,198
Some weird baby in a suit handed me
a gift box with this thing and a note--

317
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,492
"Press button for bro jam."

318
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,042
-Thanks.
-[Danny] We gonna do this?

319
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,920
I made a few revisions since last time.
I hope that's cool.

320
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,381
Yeah. Things change.

321
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,010
[Tim and Danny in unison]
One and two and three and four...

322
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,020
♪ What's up, bro? ♪

323
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,231
♪ I hope you know
That no matter where you go ♪

324
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,650
♪ I'll be there ♪

325
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,486
♪ For your highs down through your lows ♪

326
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,864
♪ CEOs or average Joes ♪

327
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,951
♪ Who cares as long as we're still bros? ♪

328
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:12,456
♪ We fit like noses and mustachios ♪

329
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:18,420
-♪ I love you, bro ♪
-♪ I love you, bro♪

330
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,882
-♪ Why don't people say that? ♪
-♪ Yeah, hello ♪

331
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,219
♪ You're the gold I find
In every bro rainbow ♪

332
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:30,348
-♪ Yo! ♪
-♪ We make a rockin' amigo combo ♪

333
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:34,227
♪ And I'm so glad that
I got to be your bro ♪

334
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:39,858
♪ I love you and I'll always be your bro ♪

335
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,260
Boss Baby