1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,927 [water sloshing] 2 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,637 [seagulls squawking] 3 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,183 [jaunty music plays] 4 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,148 Oh, Captain Tom. 5 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,066 Hi, Phil. 6 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,986 Today, I'm going to answer a question many of you have had, 7 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,654 where do lobsters come from? 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,615 Welcome to the Lucky Catch. 9 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:34,660 It's a messy job, so you're gonna need these to keep your clothes clean. 10 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,539 I wear these when I make soup. 11 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:41,042 You look great, Phil. Last thing you're gonna need… 12 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,377 -Yes? -…is the sou'wester hat. 13 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:44,712 Serious? 14 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,422 Short side goes in front. 15 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,633 [man laughing] 16 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:50,593 Stupid Richard. 17 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,182 -I'm already nauseous. -[Tom chuckles] 18 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,309 [opening theme music plays] 19 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,814 ♪ A happy, hungry man's ♪ 20 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:06,025 ♪ Traveling all across the sea And the land ♪ 21 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:09,529 ♪ He's trying to understand ♪ 22 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:13,533 ♪ The art of pasta, pork Chicken and lamb ♪ 23 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,368 ♪ He will drive to you ♪ 24 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,245 ♪ He will fly to you ♪ 25 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:20,665 ♪ He will sing for you and dance for you ♪ 26 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,458 ♪ He will laugh with you ♪ 27 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,252 ♪ And he'll cry for you ♪ 28 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,712 ♪ There's just one thing He asks in return ♪ 29 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,882 ♪ Somebody feed, somebody feed ♪ 30 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:32,802 ♪ Can somebody ♪ 31 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,638 ♪ Somebody feed Phil ♪ 32 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:40,143 ♪ Somebody feed him now ♪ 33 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,353 [dramatic music plays] 34 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,526 [Phil] Portland, Maine, was America's first Portland. 35 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,445 Portland, Oregon, was named after Portland, Maine. 36 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,363 That's right. 37 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,533 It's the biggest city in this beautiful state, 38 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,743 right here in the upper-right corner of the US. 39 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,330 Rugged coast, rugged country, rugged people. 40 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:03,624 I'm actually related to some of these rugged people, 41 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,918 -and we'll meet 'em a little later. -[sheep bleating] 42 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:08,171 But family's not all that's bringing me here, 43 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:12,133 because, get this, Bon Appétit magazine rated Portland, Maine, 44 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,886 the number one food city in America. 45 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,889 Which reminds me, lobster. 46 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,432 [music fades] 47 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:22,852 Captain Tom is taking me out on his boat, the Lucky Catch, 48 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,062 to pull some up from the briny deep. 49 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,273 [Tom] Uh, what we're gonna do is we're gonna go out 50 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,358 and pick up some traps sitting on the bottom. 51 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:30,735 -Yes. -They've been on the bottom 52 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,778 for three days, since we last checked them. 53 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,197 -Okay. -But we still don't know 54 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,490 what's gonna be in the traps until we get 'em to the boat. 55 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,618 Sometimes they're empty, sometimes full of lobsters, 56 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,119 so we're gonna need a bit of luck. 57 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,205 [adventurous music plays] 58 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,916 [Phil] How far out are we going? 59 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:49,545 [Tom] We're gonna go maybe another mile and a half out towards the open sea. 60 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:51,756 Any sharks? 61 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:56,886 Never seen a shark in 37 years out here, but there are sharks. 62 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,305 -[chuckling] This could be Jaws 5. -[laughs] 63 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:02,225 [Phil] It's chasing the boat! 64 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,143 [music continues] 65 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,106 All right, time to go to work, Phil. 66 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,150 -I'm with you, Tom. -[laughs] 67 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,196 See that buoy over there that's white with a red top and a green stripe? 68 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:16,948 -Yes. -Uh, that's one of ours. 69 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:20,034 These first two traps we're gonna haul, they're down about 50 feet deep. 70 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,827 -Yeah. -We got two traps on the line, 71 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,664 and we don't know what's gonna be in there till we get them to the boat. 72 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,416 -It's a treasure hunt! -It's a treasure hunt. 73 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,252 All right. 74 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,714 [music fades] 75 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:36,634 -[Phil] Hey! Mazel tov! -Hey! Lobsters. 76 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,594 [both laugh] 77 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:40,054 Oh, there we go, Phil. 78 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,140 -Another one! -See what's in our second trap. 79 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:45,309 Oh! Just a couple. 80 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,312 [Tom] Ooh, a female with eggs. 81 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,690 The eggs will start off on the inside of the tail. 82 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,233 -[Phil] Yeah. -And they come out, 83 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,235 there are two round holes under the third leg, 84 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,570 and they pass over a gland that makes them really sticky, 85 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,698 and that's when they stick to the outside of the tail. 86 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:02,410 We'll set her free, but before we do, we're gonna mark her as a breeding female. 87 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,662 -[Phil] Yes. -The second tail flipper from the right, 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,707 we're gonna leave a scar, and that scar marks her as a breeder. 89 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:10,584 So even after she releases these eggs, she has a mark. 90 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,586 She gets thrown back for the rest of her life. 91 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,339 -Automatically. All right. Goodbye, honey. -All right. 92 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,257 Bye-bye. 93 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,175 [gentle banjo music playing] 94 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:19,802 Live long and prosper. 95 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,345 [Tom chuckles] 96 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,223 -So, from the lobster's eye socket… -Yes. 97 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:27,476 …down to the edge of the back has to be at least three and a quarter inches. 98 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,353 -Okay. Keeper. -It's a keeper. 99 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,355 -[Phil] All right, goes in the pot. -There we go. 100 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,650 -Sorry, mister. -Oh, it's just too short. 101 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:35,693 Just too short. 102 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,112 ♪ Born free ♪ 103 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,031 Go make more lobsters. 104 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:43,784 -Have you been, uh, bitten? -Oh yeah. It hurts every time. 105 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,161 [Phil] It hurts every time? 106 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,039 He makes it. I mean, into the pot. 107 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,832 -[Tom] Into the pot. -Yes. He's a big one. 108 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,208 I might see you tonight. 109 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:54,086 [laughing] 110 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:56,297 We gotta do the bait. 111 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:59,467 Let's get a shot of me slapping Richard in the face with this. 112 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,760 [Tom laughs] 113 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,511 [music intensifies] 114 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,892 All right, Phil. Yup. Do not go down with the trap, okay? 115 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,310 "Don't go down with the trap." 116 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,563 -That's the lobsterman's credo. -[chuckling] I'll tell you when. 117 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,733 One, two, three, push. 118 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:18,444 Well done. 119 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:20,446 Cool! 120 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,532 Here's a skill that I thought I wouldn't need in my life, 121 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,077 but it turns out it may become useful. 122 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:26,994 Who knows? 123 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,455 This could be the episode where Netflix says, 124 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,040 "Enough with him already." 125 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,667 It could happen, and then I'm gonna need something to fall back on. 126 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,921 Lobsterman could be the job for me. 127 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,924 You know what I'm thinking about? 128 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,176 -[Tom] What? -Lobster roll. 129 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,933 [music fades] 130 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,019 [pleasant music plays] 131 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,691 Okay, if you come to Portland, Maine, I want you to drive about 20 minutes 132 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,528 to Fort Williams Park, Cape Elizabeth. 133 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:04,240 Look at one of the world's greatest lighthouses, 134 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,325 the most famous one, maybe, in America. 135 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:11,247 And the park around it is so gorgeous. 136 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,208 To see the Maine coastline… 137 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,710 I mean, the coast of Maine is not just a saying. 138 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,921 It's a gorgeous, beautiful thing. 139 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:27,179 And in the parking lot is a food truck called Bite Into Maine. 140 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,557 -[intriguing jazz music plays] -Oh yes. 141 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,225 I've read about this place. Hi. 142 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,560 -[Sarah] Hi! -Are you Sarah? 143 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:33,936 -I am. Are you Phil? -I am. 144 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:34,854 Hi, Phil. 145 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,106 Wow, a lot of choices. 146 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,442 Know what? I can take care of it. We'll get you set up. 147 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,985 -That's what I like. -All right. 148 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,653 I'll be, uh, at, uh, table two. 149 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,655 All right, sounds good. I'll bring it over. 150 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,490 [Phil] Oh! 151 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,783 [Sarah] Here we go. 152 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,326 This is why you come to Maine, 153 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,620 lobster rolls. 154 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:53,914 So we have curry. That's a wasabi. 155 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:55,833 -[Phil] Yes. -That one is a chipotle. 156 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,168 -And then the picnic… -Yes? 157 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,752 …is gonna get some butter on it. 158 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,172 -And you have to try our blueberry soda. -Thank you. 159 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,966 This is the best part, I'm gonna pour butter onto your picnic sides. 160 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,843 -Are you my butter valet? -I am! 161 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,053 Are you ready? You don't want to miss this. 162 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,600 -[Sarah] Excellent. All right. -[grunts happily] 163 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:16,103 -[Sarah laughs] -Wait, we n-- we need help. Natalie. 164 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,814 -Natalie's our production manager. -Hi, Natalie. 165 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:22,359 -And, uh, she's gonna help us today. -Hi. And I eat almost everything. 166 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,862 [Phil] That's what I like about Natalie. She's game. 167 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,239 -I'm the scavenger. -[Sarah] Which do you want to try first? 168 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:31,535 Uh, I think I've-- the-- the butter is freshly, uh, buttered. 169 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,870 -[Sarah] Yeah. -[Phil] Right? 170 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,206 Let's see what Natalie thinks before I eat it. 171 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,499 [upbeat jazz playing] 172 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:39,168 -Oh, you're waiting for my reaction? -Yeah, what if, uh, you die? 173 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,212 -[Natalie] Mm! -[both laughing] 174 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:48,010 -Oh my… [giggles] -[Sarah laughs] 175 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,095 -[Sarah] Good? -[laughing] That's what I like. 176 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:53,265 -This is a cold roll with butter, yes? -[Sarah] Yes. 177 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:55,434 -That's why you call it "picnic style"? -[Sarah] It is. 178 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,436 -Got coleslaw and the-- Ha-ha! -[Natalie] So good. 179 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,354 Oh my God. 180 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,523 [both laughing] 181 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,442 -[Natalie] Cue the seagulls. -[Sarah laughs] 182 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:06,195 -[Natalie] They're gonna attack you. -[both laughing] 183 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,697 -Does anyone have a hose? -[both laugh] 184 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:09,823 There's the ocean. 185 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,951 -[Phil] Let's do that. -[Natalie] Ooh. 186 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,744 [Sarah] This one, again, is the wasabi. 187 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,621 -Are you afraid? -Always. 188 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,915 [chuckles] How "wasabi" is the wasabi one? 189 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,375 It's not too overpowering. 190 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,960 -It's got a bit of a zing. -[shrieks] 191 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,254 -[laughs] -I let you go first that time. 192 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,589 I think that the mayo mellows it out a little bit. 193 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,091 You know what you're doing. 194 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,094 -How long you been doing this? -This is our eleventh season. 195 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,221 [Natalie] This is a great spot to have a lobster roll. 196 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,181 And it's gorgeous! Come on. 197 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,933 -Maine! -[chuckles] 198 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:39,061 -Not terrible. -[Sarah laughs] 199 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,397 -That's your new slogan. -[both laugh] 200 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,774 [Sarah] Let's try chipotle next. 201 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,611 [Phil] Now, just so people know, you do not get these at Chipotle. 202 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,779 [Natalie chuckles] 203 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,283 Delicious. 204 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,576 I say "delicious" a lot. 205 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,910 [music stops] 206 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:57,204 Let me think of another word for "delicious." 207 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:58,831 Nope! Can't do it. 208 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,709 [Phil laughing off-screen] 209 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,712 Some things are just delicious. I'm sorry. That's the word. 210 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,463 You want me to say… 211 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,342 transform… ative? 212 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,887 [men laughing] 213 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,974 Because I obviously have trouble saying that word. 214 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,184 So, how about just delicious? 215 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:25,482 Why, if you're in the food world, do you need all these words? 216 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,776 Why don't I just say, "Mm!" 217 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,653 or "Ooh!" 218 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,821 or "Ha-ha!" 219 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,364 or "Hee-hee!" 220 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:33,907 These are my words for you. 221 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,368 -[Sarah] The last is curry. -[Phil] Curry! 222 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,620 [Sarah chuckles] 223 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,624 Wow. That's really good. 224 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,334 -[Sarah] Do you like that? -I love it, 225 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,420 'cause you usually don't get lobster in the Indian restaurants. 226 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,588 [both chuckle] 227 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,132 -[Natalie] What was your favorite, Phil? -I-- I love them all. 228 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,968 But that was the-- the one I'm most delighted with. 229 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,555 ♪ I'm a mess, I'm a mess ♪ 230 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,141 -Look at my pants! -[Sarah laughs] 231 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,809 [Phil] It's like a crime scene. 232 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,979 [jaunty jazz music plays] 233 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,086 Very good! 234 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,839 [pleasant music plays] 235 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:35,469 I have a friend from L.A., a young man named Alex Edelman, a great comedian. 236 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,389 Really, really funny young man. Love him to death. 237 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:42,601 I wanted to take him to the Duckfat Frites Shack. 238 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,854 You're not gonna believe this, but look at the end of my nose. 239 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,899 -That's nothing. -There's a zit on the end of my nose. 240 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,234 [Phil] You can barely see it. 241 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,820 They're concealing it for me. 242 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,987 [woman] Don't squint. 243 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,656 Am I all right? 244 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,366 -[woman] You're good. -[chuckles softly] 245 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,702 You know, I wanted a nose job. 246 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,661 I told you this? 247 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,955 Well, in high school, I went in and I asked… 248 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,666 I said, "I--" I said, "I think I want a nose job." 249 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,792 "I want work done." 250 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,252 You-- You told your parents? 251 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,380 I went to a doctor, but they said they couldn't make it any bigger. 252 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,840 They said this is the biggest… 253 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,259 [laughing] 254 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,427 He's here all week. 255 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,221 -What do you think of Maine so far? -Meh. 256 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,265 [laughs] 257 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,558 It's gorgeous. 258 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,894 Portland is a city, technically, but it's a small town. 259 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,522 It feels like some Victorian dream, you know? 260 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,401 And that dream continues here, unless you're a duck 261 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,279 where the Belgian-style fries are cooked in duck fat, 262 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,282 and a duck egg sits on top of the poutine. 263 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:39,867 [Alex gasps] 264 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:40,951 Oh my God. 265 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,371 [Phil] I think we gotta try the fries plain first. 266 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,206 [gasps] They're hot. 267 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,462 -[Alex] It's really good. -[Phil] Shall I do the honors? 268 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,797 [Alex] Yeah, please. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't… 269 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:58,051 But this is gravy and cheese curds and duck confit! 270 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,221 Duck confit is the best thing you can do to a duck, is confit it. 271 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,974 Should everything be fried in duck fat? 272 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,851 Yeah, maybe. 273 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,480 Ask me what I did today, before you got here. 274 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,274 -What'd you do today, Phil? -I went lobstering on a boat, 275 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,401 like a Gentile. 276 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,278 -Did you catch any of them? -Yes. 277 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,573 You know, I've never had a lobster. Never. I've never had a crab. 278 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,659 -Right. You have diet-- -I've never had shellfish. 279 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,286 There are special dietary laws. 280 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,747 But no one can tell me what they taste like, though. 281 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,124 Imagine a very firm fish. 282 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,459 You ever have monkfish? 283 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,211 -In a restaurant? -I've never had it, 284 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,296 'cause I-- I don't think monkfish is kosher. 285 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,800 -I can't keep up with you and your rules. -Live within the electric fence 286 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,510 -of my lapsing piety, okay? -[laughs] 287 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,220 I shouldn't even be eating this. 288 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,847 This is-- This is an affront to my yeshiva. 289 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,474 -But I… -[laughs] 290 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,934 -So am I. -Yeah! 291 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,394 -Family. -You know how many dead ancestors 292 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,188 I have going… right now? 293 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,397 -Me too! -Yeah. 294 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,399 But they were doing that in front of me. 295 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:59,029 I think french fries might be the food that I can't live without. 296 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,864 Sometimes I watch the show, though, 297 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,492 and, uh, I'm just like, "It can't be that good." 298 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,661 If you're me watching this and you're like, 299 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,413 -"Is it that--" It's that good. -Yes. Tell the people. 300 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,957 -It's that good. -Yes! 301 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,250 [chuckles softly] 302 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,045 I-- I love Alex. He's a great comedian. Except when he imitates me. 303 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,464 -[imitating Phil] He comes to my house. -[laughs] 304 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:21,468 It's a movie night. And we have bottles of wine to spare. 305 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,678 [chuckles] 306 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,721 -This is a good show. -My girlfriend says, 307 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,100 "Your impression of Phil is both anti-Semitic and accurate." 308 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,769 [both laughing] 309 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,272 Except when he likes something. Then he's, "Ooh, I like that." 310 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,315 [both laughing] 311 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,358 "Ooh, I like that." 312 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,363 It's pure joy filtered through Judaism. 313 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,906 -[laughs] -It's so wonderful. 314 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,535 -Oh! Oh! -It's time for dessert. We got chocolate. 315 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,452 Oh my God. 316 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,913 Caramel, with a duck fat caramel, of course. 317 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,665 -Wow! -And Maine blueberry milkshake. 318 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,626 Look how they did with two straws. You know what we have to do. 319 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,421 This may not work, because it could be a nose-pocalypse. 320 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,506 [man laughing] 321 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,932 Oh, that's an old-school move! 322 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,601 -Yeah. -That's a diner move. 323 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,977 -It's good. -You like it? 324 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,646 -[imitates Phil] Ooh, I like that! -[both laughing] 325 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:18,859 [enchanting music plays] 326 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,195 [Phil] A short drive north is the town of Brunswick, 327 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,656 where down a little side street is a house. 328 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,703 And in this house is a magical place called Spindleworks. 329 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,204 Where's my favorite cousin? 330 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,333 -[Anna] Where's my favorite cousin? -[laughs] 331 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,375 Phil! 332 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,419 -Nice. -Nice! 333 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:42,215 [Phil] I'm lucky enough to have some really wonderful people in my family, 334 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,301 but here's one of my favorites. 335 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,218 This is Anna. 336 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,181 She's been coming to Spindleworks for 30 years, 337 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,266 and it's a great part of her life. 338 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,769 I wanted people to see what Spindleworks is all about, 339 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:59,358 'cause I love it, and I know you love it, so I wanted you to give me the tour. 340 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,984 You got it, buddy. 341 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:01,902 [Phil laughs] 342 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:06,365 So, this tour is all about art, love, and food. 343 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,868 All-- That's three things I love, plus one more. 344 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:10,953 What? Drinks? 345 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:11,870 -You. -Me! 346 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,997 Yes. "Drinks." [laughs] 347 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,625 -I do. All right. -My favorite cousin. 348 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,627 -Here we go. -Don't tell Richard! 349 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:20,879 Hi, Phil. 350 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,674 -It's very nice to meet you. -[Brian] Nancy's our official greeter. 351 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,510 She likes hanging out here, and anybody who's coming in, 352 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,679 even on the street, she'll invite customers in. 353 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,682 [Phil's voice] Brian Braley is the program manager for Spindleworks. 354 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,060 This house is a little over 3,000 square feet. 355 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:39,940 Um, there's up to 40 artists here a day, um, making art, 356 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:44,111 and our goal is really just to, you know, for the artist to be independent, 357 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,322 to be able to make careers as artists, just like any other artists, 358 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,783 and we're just here to support them to live 359 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,743 full and inclusive lives in their community. 360 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,832 [Phil] I see beautiful art on the wall. Tell us about Spindleworks. 361 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,084 Yeah. Paintings. This is our painting studio… 362 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,753 -Where all the magic happens! -Yes. 363 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:05,382 It's kind of like a Magical Mystery Tour of art. 364 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,425 -[man chuckles] -Right. 365 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,761 All the painting is from all of us. 366 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:10,887 We do everything. 367 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,681 We do photography. 368 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,433 We do tons of media. 369 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,477 Textile. You name it, we have it. 370 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,229 [giggles] One-stop shopping. 371 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,482 -There's a loom there, right? -Yes. 372 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,276 -I'll show you what I'll make. -Do it. 373 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,570 And this is gonna be a scarf? 374 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,238 Yes. 375 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,366 It's very nice on everybody. On the loom. 376 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,244 I got this new quote: "No big whoop." 377 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,662 Yes. 378 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,497 -[man laughs] -It's a good quote. 379 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,542 -Into the shop. -[Anna] Into the shop. 380 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,670 [Phil] Yeah, so people could come and shop here for great stuff. 381 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,922 -Like, we make chairs. -Yeah. 382 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,758 -Woodworking. -Yeah. 383 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,343 Pillows. I just made this. I never made a pillow. 384 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,597 -Let's see it. Let's see it. -And it's up for sale. 385 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,140 -So I just made this. -Fantastic. 386 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,892 -Can I buy that? -If you want to, you can. 387 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,268 All right. How much is it? 388 00:16:58,977 --> 00:16:59,811 $25. 389 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,064 -I'm giving you $40. -Forty? 390 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,857 Yeah, 'cause I think it's worth 40. 391 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,526 Lordy, Lordy, who's 40? 392 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,403 [giggles] 393 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,782 [gasps] Wow! Come on. 394 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,951 -How long did it take you to-- Wow! -A year and a half. 395 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,244 That's gorgeous. 396 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,288 All by hand, by myself. 397 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,082 [Phil] Super impressed. 398 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,584 And look, everybody. 399 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,129 -This is Anna McDougal's published book. -Uh… 400 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,881 -Yes! -A Look Back. 401 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,300 -Yup. -And what are we looking back at? 402 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,845 The history of how my new life started here 403 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,181 in Spindleworks, how that's shaping my life. 404 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,099 Yup. 405 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:41,812 And also I have Down syndrome, but I've got "Up syndrome." 406 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,939 I have really great family like Philip, 407 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,399 who is my favorite. 408 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,735 -Help me out. -Yes, yes, not-- not Richard, right? 409 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,986 Not-- I love Richard! 410 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,239 No! I'm the favorite. 411 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,698 Don't pick on your brother. 412 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,451 "Don't pick on your brother," she said. Very wise advice. 413 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,246 "What was the other advice you wanted to give Philip, Anna?" 414 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,124 No wife jokes, because I love Monica. 415 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:03,959 That's all I got. 416 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,336 Okay, you can still do it. But don't tell her. 417 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,420 [laughs] 418 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,967 Do I have to tell you the value of the arts anymore? 419 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,929 I've said it before, the arts are not disposable. 420 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,848 In fact, they are the answer. 421 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:24,229 They were so nice to me and so welcoming and so generous, I had to do something. 422 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,647 I thought at least ice cream. 423 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,357 Here we go, people. 424 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,236 Everybody, we're gonna cross the street this way. 425 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,154 [man] All right. 426 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,530 [Phil] We are here. 427 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,241 Who got a small coffee ice cream? 428 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,829 Barry and Larry! Who likes Barry and Larry? Look at that. 429 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:44,374 Very special. It's got a cone on the top, like a hat. 430 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334 [artists laughing] 431 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,837 -[Phil] Another vanilla cone. -I think that would be me. 432 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,673 There you go, buddy. One more Barry and Larry. 433 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,177 Everybody happy? That's what I like. 434 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,722 -Nancy, how is it? -[Nancy] Good. 435 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,682 What did you get, Phil? 436 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,517 I got chocolate with chocolate chips. 437 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,810 -[man] Nice. -[Anna] Ooh! 438 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,562 Because I like chocolate. 439 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,692 I'm so happy to have spent some time with you and to see what you do. 440 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,739 I had so much fun, and every day should have a little ice cream in it. 441 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,909 Everybody wave goodbye over there to the crew. 442 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,286 -[Anna] Thank you, crew! -[Phil] Bye! 443 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,455 [Anna] Thank you! 444 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,957 And my other cousin Richard! 445 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,588 [jaunty jazz music plays] 446 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,142 [Phil's voice] It's great places like these, 447 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:48,396 incredible artisanal hot dogs and beer at the Thirsty Pig, 448 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,150 farm-to-table Italian food from Chef Jake Stevens at Leeward, 449 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,820 and masterful Mexican barbecue at Terra Lingua, 450 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,323 that have helped give Portland its reputation 451 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,450 as a top-tier food destination. 452 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,413 [mellow rock music plays] 453 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:09,000 Today I'm in Biddeford, an old mill town 20 minutes from Portland, 454 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,710 meeting Don Lindgren. 455 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,297 Don's an expert in the town, in how the town was built. 456 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,592 How many years ago when they first opened the mills here? 457 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,262 [Don] 1830s and '40s is when they started developing. 458 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,221 [Phil] Yeah. 459 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,557 They were all built on a certain power source, which is water. 460 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:30,522 You think of, like, millions of square feet of industrial production 461 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,399 being powered entirely by this river. 462 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:38,405 This whole mill came to life just because there was a waterfall there. 463 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,868 Geniuses figured out how to harness the power of water, clean power, 464 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:48,498 and the whole civilization on this part of the river sprang to life. 465 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,459 It just shows you, we-- we're nothing without nature. 466 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,546 These old mill buildings now house new businesses, 467 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,631 startups, breweries, that kind of thing. 468 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,342 And Don has his very special shop here. 469 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,886 Don owns this bookstore, called Rabelais. 470 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,681 It's like an incredible museum. 471 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,850 Ancient recipes, ancient cookbooks. 472 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,810 Absolutely fascinating. 473 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:16,109 I-- I want to ask you about one main Maine ingredient. 474 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,069 Yes. Yeah. 475 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,197 -We're gonna see a lot of it. -Yup. 476 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,327 Tell me if the-- what-- if this legend is true. 477 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,205 It was fed to prisoners, and prisoners complained, 478 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,458 "Stop with the lobster every day." 479 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,419 And then Teddy Roosevelt said he liked it, 480 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,339 and it went from the bottom of the menu to the top of the menu. 481 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,008 Unfortunately, it's not true. 482 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,801 -[laughing] -[man laughs] 483 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,846 [Don] Maine kept really good prison records. 484 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,848 There is no revolt of the prisoners saying, 485 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,100 "That's enough of this. We can't do it anymore." 486 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:52,312 Teddy Roosevelt did like them, and it probably broadened their appeal, 487 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,064 but lobster was always considered 488 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,733 a-- a-- a luxury food that was sought-after. 489 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,110 'Cause it was… crazy delicious. 490 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,904 Delicious. It's the best. 491 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,287 The Palace Diner. Ladies invited. Ooh! 492 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,497 [upbeat jazz music plays] 493 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,792 Don and I meet up later for lunch inside this adorable thing. 494 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,463 Oh, this is my kind of place. 495 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,882 This is one of Don's favorites, 496 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,802 a local institution called the Palace Diner, 497 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,971 and it may be the best diner in the world. 498 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,559 One of the chef owners is here today. His name is Greg Mitchell. 499 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,396 I noticed it said "ladies invited" on the car. 500 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,025 The diner's been around since 1927, back when the mills were all operational. 501 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,319 It was kind of a "everyone's welcome" gesture. 502 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,405 -Even the ladies are allowed. -I wouldn't do it, 503 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:44,948 but I-- it's-- it's your place. 504 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,699 -Yeah. -[laughs] 505 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:49,285 -[Greg] You want some coffee? -[Phil] Please! 506 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,999 -You've been coming here a lot, I'll bet. -Yeah, since the beginning. 507 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,793 They've got a really small menu. 508 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,004 A half a dozen things for breakfast, a half a dozen things for lunch, 509 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,340 but everything they do is cranked up to perfect. 510 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,551 -Double French toast. -[woman] Oh, that's me. 511 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,886 -That's for you. -[man laughs] 512 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,097 -[Phil] I almost grabbed it, you know. -[all laugh] 513 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,723 I almost grabbed it. 514 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,601 [Don] These were the-- these guys were really the first ones in, 515 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:17,397 in terms of their food expansion of-- of this town, 516 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,773 and it's been exciting to watch. 517 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,900 [Greg] We got some stuff coming up right now. 518 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,735 -This is our corn beef hash. -[Phil] Come on! 519 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,488 Made in-house. Brined for a week. Seared on the flattop. 520 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:26,823 -There we go. -[Greg] Here we go. 521 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,784 -[Phil] Oh ho ho ho ho ho! -[Greg] We've got the tuna melt 522 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,995 and the, uh, buttermilk flapjacks. 523 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,705 [Phil] I'm betting that's real maple syrup. 524 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,540 [Don] We're in Maine. There's nothing else. 525 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,460 [Greg] And we've got… sorry, cheeseburger. 526 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,545 -[Phil] Cheeseburger. -[Greg] Fried chicken sandwich. 527 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,464 -[Phil] What? Look at this! -[Don] There we go. 528 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,132 [Phil laughs] 529 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,216 Goodbye, everybody! 530 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,303 Bacon, egg and cheese deluxe breakfast sandwich. 531 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,971 -Oh! I love deluxe. -[men laugh] 532 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:53,641 And, uh, today's omelet. Caramelized onion and cheddar. 533 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:55,935 [Phil] Hope they have enough plates to serve other people. 534 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,770 Wow! Look at that. 535 00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:01,232 Oh my God, it's almost like a Japanese egg in there, right? 536 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,901 We hide some technique. 537 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,361 [Phil] Where did you study? 538 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,238 Uh, mostly self-taught. 539 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,450 I did work in New York City for a bit, worked at Gramercy Tavern. 540 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,451 -Uh… -[man] Ah! 541 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,952 Worked at a restaurant-- 542 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,579 Hold on. Let me do this. 543 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,415 [all laugh] 544 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:21,085 I love when geniuses focus on the important things. 545 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:23,963 Yeah, we like to set the bar low and then over-excel. 546 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:28,092 No, it's actually the highest bar, because everyone knows this food. 547 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,053 And there's nothing to hide behind. 548 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,096 It's simple. Everyone has a reference point. 549 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,682 -That's right. And everyone's an expert. -[Greg] Yeah. 550 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:37,143 -Richard, don't be stupid. -No, I won't. 551 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,520 [Phil laughs] Hee-hee! 552 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,441 And what I start to notice is, 553 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:46,277 each of these things are maybe the best of that thing 554 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,987 I've ever had in my stupid life. 555 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,614 What is going on? 556 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,913 It's just the grandest… 557 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,084 expression of a tuna sandwich in the world. 558 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,836 -Ultimate comfort food. -[Greg] Yeah. 559 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,590 Mm! The omelet! 560 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,342 You ever see Defending Your Life? 561 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:13,513 Albert Brooks gets to heaven, and they walk to the… the coffee shop. 562 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,640 He orders an omelet, and it comes, 563 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,684 and it's the most beautiful, perfect thing. 564 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,311 He goes, "This is the best omelet I ever had in my life." 565 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,813 "This is so fantastic! Oh!" 566 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,941 "Yep, pretty great. And you can have as much as you want." 567 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,192 That's heaven. Right? 568 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:27,652 -[man] Ha! -Here we are. 569 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,990 Cheeseburger deluxe. This is what I lived on in college. 570 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,994 Now, I hear these potatoes are the bomb. 571 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,705 They're boiled, and then they're smashed and fried. 572 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:41,541 You smash them, that way, you get more fry areas. 573 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,671 -Feelin' it? -[Phil] I'm lovin' it. 574 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:49,215 How's the French toast? 575 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:54,345 It's amazing, it's very dense and heavy, but it's so good. 576 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,472 I found it to be light and fluffy. 577 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,724 -Really? -I did. 578 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:58,975 -Ooh. Okay. -Yes. 579 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,476 But that's just me. 580 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,478 See what happens when you invite ladies in? 581 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,856 [indistinct chatter] 582 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,941 [whimsical instrumental music plays] 583 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,115 [bell dings] 584 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,199 [Charlie] Pardon me. 585 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,705 [Phil] Brûlée Bike? What's a Brûlée Bike? 586 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,875 [music continues] 587 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,045 If that's what I think it is, I might be a very good customer. 588 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:33,426 Hey, excuse me, are you going to be pulling over soon? 589 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,431 -You're stopping? -Yes, I am. 590 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,058 -You're settin' up? -Ready to be served? 591 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:44,937 When he stops, I find out he's a young man named Charlie Compton. 592 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:48,524 He started doing this when he was 15. 593 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,943 He's now very old, 21. 594 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:52,737 When did you have this idea? 595 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:56,949 So I spent my freshman year of high school traveling around Europe with my family, 596 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:01,579 and we all chose different places, uh, based off of things we wanted to do. 597 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,832 And so my brother went to, like, Holland and England for soccer. 598 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,168 And I chose France and Italy to learn how to cook. 599 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,671 I learned how to cook crème brûlée in Paris, France. 600 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:12,548 Oh, come on. But, of course, you make the crème. 601 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:14,425 -Yes. -You sprinkle sugar on top. 602 00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:16,844 A can of propane with a flamethrower. 603 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,388 -Pretty much. -And you're done. 604 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:19,639 -Yeah. -This is awesome. 605 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:20,932 [Charlie] All right, go ahead. 606 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,142 I have to tap. Listen, listen. 607 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,061 [clacking softly] 608 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,104 That's perfect. 609 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,523 -That's what you want in a brûlée. -[chuckles] 610 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:30,858 [mellow instrumental music playing] 611 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:31,901 Mm! 612 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,277 [chuckles] 613 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:35,697 What you've done is you've made a chocolate pudding, 614 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:38,574 and put a beautiful, crispy crust on the top. 615 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,035 The French would be insulted if you call it pudding. 616 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,912 -[in high voice] I know. -[chuckles] 617 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:45,748 My friends, 618 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,293 have you ever had crème brûlée? 619 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:50,461 I don't think so. 620 00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:52,463 Would you like to try it? 621 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,174 Uh, Mama, would you like to try something like that? 622 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,010 -Yes. -[Charlie] Yeah? 623 00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,929 -[both laughing] -That's the… 624 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,390 -That was a-- a fantastic answer. -[man] Yeah. 625 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,434 -We-- We-- We are from Zambia. -[Phil] Yes? 626 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:07,311 And I don't think in Zambia we actually make that. 627 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,439 -It's coming right up. -[man] Thank you. 628 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:10,523 [giggles] Hee! 629 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,858 [whooshing] 630 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,613 -Thank you. -You're very welcome. What's your name? 631 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,699 -Marian. -Hi, Marian. I'm Phil. 632 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,993 -Phil. Oh my gosh. -You? What's your name? 633 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,327 -Chumba. -Chumba. 634 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,330 -Nice meeting you. -Nice to meet you. Enjoy. 635 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,626 Aw. Sweet. How do you say in your country "cheers"? 636 00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:32,378 Uh, "cheers." 637 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,464 [both laughing] 638 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:40,219 I see bright things in this young man's future. 639 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,305 Who likes honey and lavender? 640 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,516 [chuckles] Who likes, uh, classic crème brûlée? 641 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,312 -And who likes chocolate? Yes. -I'd like to try one of these things too. 642 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,855 [man] Oh, I hate you. 643 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,690 -What-- What flavor do you want? -Any one. 644 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,859 What is it you got coming? Chocolate? Yeah. 645 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,778 [Phil] Richard should have chocolate. For Dad. 646 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:57,695 Nice. 647 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,614 -He would have had chocolate. -[man] Chocolate? 648 00:28:59,697 --> 00:29:01,949 He would have said, "Do you have chocolate? Wait." 649 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,701 "Don't put the thing on the top." 650 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,828 [man laughing] 651 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:09,874 [chuckles] "Wait, what are you doing? You mean, the brûlée part?" 652 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,376 -"Yeah, I don't need that." -[man laughs] 653 00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,423 -[Charlie] How's your day been? -[Phil] This is the best part. 654 00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,759 -[Charlie] Yeah? That's great. -[chuckles] Yeah. Uh-huh. 655 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:20,843 [bell dinging] 656 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,473 [Phil] Yes, it's time for another lobster roll, people. 657 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:26,808 [woman on PA] Welcome to Red's! 658 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:29,227 We are so happy to have you all here with us today. 659 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:33,147 [Phil] Every time I come to Maine to visit the family, 660 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:35,566 my family stops at Red's Eats. 661 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:38,528 It's an institution, been in business since 1938. 662 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,531 Look at this lobster. 663 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,909 This makes this worth waiting, 664 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:47,703 and I've done this, an hour and a half. 665 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,958 This is why I do the show, so I can butt the line. 666 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,336 Enjoy, Phil. Thank you! 667 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,713 I don't know what everyone else is gonna be eating. 668 00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:58,798 [woman laughs] 669 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,052 -[Richard chanting] Philip! Philip! -[woman] Oh… 670 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,720 [Richard] Philip! Philip! 671 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,514 Uh, I'm looking for the Rosenthal party. 672 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,849 -Rosenthal? -That's us. 673 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,059 -Anybody here with that name? -Yay! 674 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,019 [Phil] A lot of people here with that name. 675 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,479 There's Monica, Lily, and Ben, 676 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:17,275 plus Richard's wife, Karen, and their kids, Jack and Tess. 677 00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,068 And lots of lobster. 678 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,696 -[Karen] That is gorgeous. -[Monica] Thank you, Philip. 679 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,114 This is a good breakfast. 680 00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,574 [all laughing] 681 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,159 -[Phil] Now wait, before you eat it… -[Monica] What… 682 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,662 We've gotta get you some butter. 683 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,873 [Phil] Here we go. Look, with the teakettle. 684 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:35,084 This is like the equivalent of the plate going down in Peter Luger's. 685 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,253 -I know. -One of the great moments in sports. 686 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,254 [Karen] Beautiful. 687 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,299 -[Monica laughs] -[Phil] How much lobster meat is in this? 688 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:45,136 It's like a lobster roll with the meat of another lobster roll in it. 689 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:46,137 [laughs] Right. 690 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,931 And I'm not kidding when I say I do not measure, we just pile it high. 691 00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:50,266 [Monica] Wow. 692 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,809 -[Karen] Fantastic. -So enjoy, guys. 693 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,478 -[Richard] Thank you. -[Phil] Thank you, Debbie. We love Debbie. 694 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:55,396 [Lily] Yay, Debbie. 695 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,981 [gentle music plays] 696 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,860 When Richard and I were growing up, 697 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,112 can I tell you how many of these we had? 698 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,031 Not one. 699 00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:08,200 -You were very deprived. -[Phil] Very deprived, as Mom would say. 700 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,995 "Oh, you poor, deprived child," she would say. 701 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,914 How much do we love Maine? 702 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,415 -We love Maine! -[Monica] We love it. 703 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,250 -[howls] -[all cheering] 704 00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:17,543 [Richard] I'll drink the butter 705 00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,337 -right out of the thing. -[Lily] That's good. 706 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,131 Everybody, this is Betty. 707 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,925 -[Karen] Hi, Betty! -It's her birthday today! 708 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:25,760 [all] Happy birthday! 709 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:28,930 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 710 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:31,891 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 711 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,894 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Betty ♪ 712 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,103 [Phil] Betty, everybody! 713 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:39,190 [all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 714 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,901 -[Phil] Whoo! -[all cheering] 715 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,861 [laughing] 716 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:44,987 [music continues] 717 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,494 [Phil's voice] Portland holds the distinction of having 718 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,454 the closest transatlantic port to Europe, 719 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:56,582 so it was a key player back in US colonial days. 720 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,502 The city's burned down and been rebuilt several times, 721 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,797 which may explain all the beautiful brick and stone buildings. 722 00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,133 [Phil] Hey, Google, video call Judy Gold. 723 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,469 [video call rings, chimes] 724 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,013 -Philip! Where are you? -Hello, darling. 725 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,391 I'm in Portland, Maine. Where are you? 726 00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:14,600 Are you eating a tart? 727 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:16,602 "Tarts." 728 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,481 -[sighs happily] -Have you ever heard of Tandem Bakery? 729 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,941 -Oh my God. -Now I have. 730 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,818 You've got to come here, just for this. 731 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,403 -Yes. -Here's the deal. 732 00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:28,656 I've been a stand-up comedian, next year it'll be 40 years. 733 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:32,326 I started when I was 19. You know, I've done a lot of theater… 734 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,244 Yes. 735 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:35,538 -Um, it-- Written a book. -Yes. 736 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:40,042 I cannot tell you how many times people-- 737 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,920 It-- It's-- It's not even just in New York. 738 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,296 It's everywhere I go. 739 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,590 "Oh my God, Judy?" 740 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:49,010 And I'm like, "Yeah. My comedy special?" 741 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:51,303 "No. From Somebody Feed Phil." 742 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:54,223 "Oh, I-- it made me so hungry." 743 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,643 "Oh--" You know-- Oh, the other thing they do say, Philip, is, 744 00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:59,812 "You should be on every episode." 745 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,105 They say that? 746 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,273 -Yes! -Who are the-- 747 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:04,316 They said it's much better when I'm there. [laughs] 748 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,153 Who-- That's so funny. That's what my daughter says. 749 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:08,070 -[chuckles] -Yes! 750 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,114 Judy, do you like-- do you like scones? 751 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:14,618 -[giggles] -Oh my-- What? Is this just to torture me? 752 00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:16,662 Yes. This is what I do. 753 00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:18,873 -I used to do it to my parents. -I know. 754 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:21,917 I would say to my folks, "You wanna see…" [swallows] 755 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,794 "You wanna hear about what I ate today?" 756 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:26,338 And my mother would say, "Not particularly." 757 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,174 [both laughing] 758 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:32,386 I'm gonna now show you what Tandem Bakery is world-famous for. 759 00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:35,639 -They make a biscuit with just… -Preserves. 760 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,391 …butter and jam. 761 00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,018 This is their biscuit. 762 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:40,061 Oh! 763 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,522 -[groans enviously] -[chuckles] 764 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,276 I can't do this. I can't do-- Like, are you going to-- 765 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:50,112 [whimpers] 766 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,824 That truly is one of the best bites in the world. 767 00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:56,660 That's great for you, Philip. 768 00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:59,497 I just want you to be happy, Philip. That's all I want. 769 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,083 That is my goal in life, is your happiness. 770 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,709 That's why I love you. 771 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,461 That's it. I know. 772 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,255 -[growling]. -I know. [chuckles] 773 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,091 You know what we've been doing, right? 774 00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:13,260 We do-- Uh, I asked my-- my favorite people, 775 00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:14,428 my favorite funny people, 776 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,014 uh, a joke for Max. 777 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,725 -Right. -Because this was his spot, right? 778 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:21,644 -So you got it. You got it. -Right. 779 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,897 I have the-- a perfect joke for Max. 780 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,065 Here we go. 781 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:31,028 A German guy, a Frenchman, and a Jew 782 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,364 get lost in the desert. 783 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:35,658 They're stuck in the desert for days. 784 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,284 Nothing. 785 00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:42,289 Finally, the Red Cross finds them and-- and picks them up. 786 00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:45,000 And the German guy says, "Ugh." 787 00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:50,131 "Oh, I am so tired and I'm so thirsty. I need a beer." 788 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:54,218 And the Frenchman says, "Ugh, I am so tired and I am so thirsty." 789 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,719 "I need some wine." 790 00:34:56,262 --> 00:35:00,182 And the Jew says, "Ugh! I'm so tired and I'm so thirsty." 791 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,892 "I have diabetes!" 792 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,811 [laughing] 793 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:06,730 [man laughing] 794 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,109 -That's fantastic! I can't believe-- -Don't you like it? 795 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:11,777 I've never heard that joke. 796 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:13,195 -That's right. -That's fantastic. 797 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,739 It goes to our people's complaints, doesn't it? 798 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,325 -Yes! The complaining-- -Yes. We like it. It's perfect. 799 00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:21,579 My mother, God rest her soul, she was never thirsty. 800 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:23,122 She was "dehydrated." 801 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:24,707 -[laughs] -You know what I mean? 802 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,375 "You may be thirsty, but I--" 803 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,544 "No, no, I'm dehydrated." 804 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,671 Yes. All right, Judy. We love you. 805 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,047 -We'll see you later. -I love you! 806 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:34,258 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! I'll see you soon. 807 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,052 [gentle folk music plays] 808 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:38,679 [Phil's voice] One last place to go. 809 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,307 Up the coast in Wiscasset, Maine, 810 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:45,519 is the totally organic and horse-powered Buckwheat Blossom Farm. 811 00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:49,899 It's paradise, and I'm lucky enough to be related to this beautiful place, 812 00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:53,402 because my cousin and his sister Amy, and her husband, Jeff, 813 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:56,322 own it and run it with their kids, Asa, Ruth, and Leah. 814 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,867 They've invited all the families here for a picnic dinner. 815 00:36:00,451 --> 00:36:02,620 But first, how about another installment 816 00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:04,830 of "Something Phil Is Bound to Be Terrible At." 817 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:06,415 Sheep. Hello. 818 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,377 I'm Phil. I'll be your shepherd today. 819 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,087 -Uh… -[sheep bleats] 820 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:13,005 [laughing] 821 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,885 That's what most people say when I say I'm going to join them. 822 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:19,845 [Jeff] Kit! 823 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,430 Here. 824 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,308 Walk up. Lie down. Lie down. Come by. 825 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:25,684 Hi. How are ya? 826 00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:27,978 -[Jeff] Come by. Good. -We're going this way. 827 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:30,481 -[Phil] Come on, sheep! -[Jeff] Whoa! 828 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,317 [Phil] No, no, no, no, this way, this way, this way. 829 00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:37,154 Calm down… class. 830 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,782 [chuckling] This is no way to behave. 831 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,785 That's the troublemaker. I guess you found it. 832 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,579 [Phil] Yeah. Hey, hey, hey! Where you going? No, no, no. 833 00:36:45,663 --> 00:36:47,498 -[Ruth] Lie down! -[Phil] It's a disaster. 834 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:51,460 -[Phil] No. Hey. -[Jeff] Come by. Come by. Come by. 835 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,463 Good, in here. Okay. 836 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,383 [Phil] And right when I'm about to get a "That'll do, pig," 837 00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,717 one of them gets away. 838 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,052 [Phil] We got one more. 839 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,971 [Jeff] Oh, yeah. Here's your chance, Phil. 840 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,181 -There you go. Hook a leg. -Hook a leg? Really? 841 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,267 [Jeff] Any leg'll do. Just grab… 842 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,559 -[chuckles] -Hee-hee hee! 843 00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:10,104 [Jeff] There you go. Hold on tight. Ruth, grab her. Grab her. 844 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,021 [Ruth] Come on! 845 00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:11,939 [Phil] Hey, hey! 846 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:13,315 [chuckles] 847 00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:15,484 There you go. 848 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,361 [Phil] Nice. 849 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,279 Did it. 850 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:20,948 -That's great. -Just like that. 851 00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:21,949 Goodbye, Jeff! 852 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,033 [laughs] 853 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:24,785 I could be in a rodeo now. 854 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,746 The world's worst rodeo. 855 00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:32,876 Amy, I understand you decide who gets a haircut. 856 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,171 -[Amy] Yes. -Does Jeff need one while we're at it? 857 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:38,507 [Amy] Yes, actually, the whole family needs one. 858 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,508 [Phil] Yes. 859 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,802 Should we pick the biggest one for Phil? 860 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,512 -[Phil] What? -[all laughing] 861 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,431 I should have the smallest, gentlest. 862 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,933 [Amy] Yeah, which one was the real kicker, Jeff? 863 00:37:48,017 --> 00:37:49,727 -That one that got you in the chin? -Oh God. 864 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,312 -[Jeff] Oh. -[Jeff and Amy laugh] 865 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,731 -[Jeff] That's a nice fleece. -[Amy] Let's do her. 866 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:57,443 -[Jeff] That can be yours, Phil. -[Phil] Okay. She looks sweet. [chuckles] 867 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,778 [Amy] Does Phil need a shearing outfit, though? 868 00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:02,072 -Oh, yeah. -There's an outfit? 869 00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:04,616 -[Jeff] There's an outfit, yeah. -[softly] Oh, God. 870 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:08,996 Wouldn't you know that sheep-shearing has its own embarrassing attire for me. 871 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,914 [birds chirping] 872 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,170 Now that's more like it. 873 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,381 Sun's out, guns out. 874 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:20,632 [laughs] 875 00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,384 Some of you might be thinking, 876 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,554 "Does Phil just like putting on goofy costumes?" 877 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,390 No, these are the real things that the real people wear. 878 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,310 They just look goofy on this. 879 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:35,272 So you wear this to feel the-- the sheep more? 880 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:39,068 No, you wear this to impress the ladies who are gathering the wool. 881 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:40,736 Oh. Sorry, ladies. 882 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,862 [laughs] 883 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:42,905 He's going backwards. 884 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,198 [Phil] Now that I'm half naked, 885 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:46,033 Jeff shows me how to do the same to the sheep. 886 00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:50,162 -See my left leg over here in his hip? -Yeah. 887 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,498 As soon as I turn him there, I take that out. 888 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,708 -A wrestling move. -[Jeff] And down he goes. 889 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,711 Yeah. All right. This is how to shear sheep. 890 00:38:57,795 --> 00:39:00,297 [buzzing] 891 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,967 -[Jeff] Look at that wool. -Beautiful. 892 00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:04,885 -Isn't it? -Yes. 893 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,096 [Phil] You got to get as close to the skin as possible, 894 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,972 because you want it all nice-- a nice piece, 895 00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:10,891 so you can make, uh, I don't know, a sweater. 896 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,518 [buzzing] 897 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:15,854 I'm ready. 898 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:18,732 [chuckles] 899 00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:20,526 -Look at that. -Out pops a goat. 900 00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,361 [Phil] Wow. 901 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,614 -[Jeff] There's nothin' to it. -[softly] "Nothin' to it." 902 00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:29,827 I'm sure you're gonna make easy work of it, Phil. 903 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,537 Hi, sheepy. 904 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:35,082 [Jeff] She looks pretty relaxed. I think you've got a way with sheep. 905 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,334 -[rock music plays] -[clipper buzzing] 906 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,048 But keep her between your knees. 907 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:46,135 Okay. It's all gotta be on this side. 908 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,637 Out there and up the leg. Keep stepping her back. 909 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,391 Foot back, you gotta get this foot back behind all of her legs. 910 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,600 Keep her between your knees. 911 00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:55,519 [Phil] Here's the only thing I was thinking, 912 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:58,564 is, um, I don't want to hurt this poor animal. 913 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,817 It's already being humiliated on television. 914 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,403 -[clipper buzzing] -[Jeff] Good one. There you go. 915 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:05,320 All right. 916 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,907 -[Jeff] Should we call that good? -[Phil] Yeah. 917 00:40:08,991 --> 00:40:11,785 -What do you think? -I think it's great for a first time. 918 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,455 [Phil] This wool that I produce today 919 00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:18,459 is good for, uh, maybe, little-- little earmuffs at the-- 920 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:21,670 I mean, tiny, for baby earmuffs. That's what you got out of me today. 921 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,088 I have one question. 922 00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:25,591 -What's that? -How did you get in this family? 923 00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:28,135 -This is not what we do. -[laughing] 924 00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:29,720 We are not sheep people. 925 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,557 -I go on Amazon, sweater. -[laughs] 926 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,601 [chuckles] That's as close as I've gotten to this. 927 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:38,645 Well, you know, it's never too late to start. 928 00:40:39,313 --> 00:40:41,690 Let me also say… Oy! 929 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,609 -[all laughing] -[Jeff] I heard that. 930 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:48,197 -[Phil] Thank you for being nice. -[gentle folk music plays] 931 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,032 What a sweetie pie. 932 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,283 Am I good at this? No. 933 00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:54,828 Uh, should I do this again? Probably not, 934 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,832 uh, if you value your, uh, wool or your sheep. 935 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:00,125 However… 936 00:41:00,209 --> 00:41:01,793 [chuckles] …I'm happy I did it. 937 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,879 You know, that goes for a lot of things. 938 00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:07,966 We-- We hate the idea of things, and then we do them, 939 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:12,346 and more times than not, they're not so bad. They're not so bad. 940 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:15,390 And I learned another skill that I can put to use. 941 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:19,978 I'll be a lobsterman if I need to be. I'll be a sheep shearer if I need to be. 942 00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:21,063 I can do it. 943 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,400 -[Jeff] Oh! -[all laughing] 944 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,532 -It was going so well. -[all laughing] 945 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,285 [music continues] 946 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,623 [Phil's voice] I scraped the wool and lanolin off me, 947 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,751 so I can clean up for something I'm actually good at, eating. 948 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:47,422 Jeff and Amy and their family really rolled out the green carpet for all of us, 949 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,591 showing off the farm and all the amazing things 950 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:51,885 they produce here in this idyllic place. 951 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,098 Do you want to say hi to me? 952 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,140 -Hi, Phil. -Hi. 953 00:41:57,224 --> 00:42:00,894 I'm so glad that you guys came here, and all the food… 954 00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:02,604 -Yes. -…is from our farm, 955 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:03,939 Buckwheat Blossom Farm. 956 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,316 Buckwheat Blossom Farm, everybody. Remember the name. 957 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,404 The cheeses, the vegetables is from the farm, and the meat. 958 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:15,826 This is fresh farm vegetables, and this is the pottery that I made. 959 00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,619 -[Phil] Can I do it? -[Anna] Do it. 960 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,792 How do you like it, Phil? 961 00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,169 It's phenomenal. 962 00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:28,130 -[sizzling] -Are these your chickens? 963 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:31,008 -[Jeff] Yep. It's our chickens. -Oh my God. I can't wait to eat them. 964 00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,927 [Jeff chuckles]  And our lamb as well. 965 00:42:34,011 --> 00:42:35,762 [Phil] Oh my goodness. Not the one I… 966 00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:39,266 Um, no, no. That one's still alive. 967 00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:40,392 -Fairly. -Thank God. 968 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:43,353 -[chuckling] -My guilt would have been overwhelming. 969 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:45,188 [upbeat folk music plays] 970 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,653 -Asa, you want to try one first? -[Asa] Sure. 971 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:55,032 [Phil] I usually use children to test my food. 972 00:43:01,038 --> 00:43:02,956 I don't know if everyone knows, but, you know, 973 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,045 Monica played, uh, Amy on-- on Raymond. She played Amy MacDougall. 974 00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:12,799 But the real Amy MacDougall that we took the name from 975 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,427 -is right there. -[Jeff laughs] 976 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:19,181 -[Phil] That's the real Amy MacDougall. -The real Amy MacDougall. 977 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,807 [chuckles] 978 00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:21,933 [upbeat music plays] 979 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,145 -Can I help in any way? -Yeah, come talk to this chicken, Phil. 980 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:27,856 [Phil] Look how gorgeous that is. 981 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,861 Jeff did all the work. 982 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,321 I am taking all the credit. 983 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,700 -Yes! -[man] Wow. 984 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:39,826 [Phil] Lamb is up! 985 00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:40,869 Come on, everybody. 986 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:43,205 [indistinct chatter] 987 00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:47,459 [Phil] Everything from the farm. Am I wrong? 988 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,586 Monica and Karen picked the tomatoes. 989 00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:52,130 These are potatoes from the ground as well. 990 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:54,257 [gentle music playing] 991 00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:57,511 The thing about beets is, you gotta remember that you ate them. 992 00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:58,679 [man] Yes. 993 00:43:59,388 --> 00:44:02,224 Maine. I get it. I get why people live here. 994 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,518 I get what's great about this place. 995 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:08,522 The spirit in the streets, the friendliness of the people. 996 00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,732 -[laughing] -Hey, look at that. 997 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,943 The way it's in harmony with nature. 998 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:18,490 What it teaches me is that we're at our best as a country, 999 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:22,411 I think, and maybe as a people in general around the world, 1000 00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:26,123 when we work and live in harmony with what's around us, 1001 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,959 meaning, you know, the gifts that we have from nature. 1002 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,923 -You eat like this all the time? -[chuckling] I eat this every day. 1003 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:37,676 I live on a great farm. 1004 00:44:43,432 --> 00:44:46,685 -This is a lot like heaven, isn't it? -It is a lot like heaven. 1005 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,855 [Phil] I love everything about these people, 1006 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:51,982 this land, 1007 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,609 this country, this world. 1008 00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:56,069 Let's keep it nice, people. 1009 00:44:56,153 --> 00:44:57,612 [gentle folk music continues] 1010 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,160 Maine enough for ya? 1011 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:07,789 [music ends] 1012 00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,168 [playing "Good At Losing Everything"] 1013 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,980 ♪ Struggling with buttons On a secondhand suit ♪ 1014 00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:36,610 ♪ I saw the casket that they fit for you ♪ 1015 00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:42,449 ♪ Stepped outside Light a smoke in shame ♪ 1016 00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:46,870 ♪ Even after you're gone I didn't learn a thing ♪ 1017 00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:51,917 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1018 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:57,714 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 1019 00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:58,882 [song ends] 1020 00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:00,425 Whoo! 1021 00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:02,093 Whoo!