1 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:13,433 So are you gonna do it or aren't ya? 2 00:00:13,979 --> 00:00:15,149 It's just... 3 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:17,157 I never talked to one before. 4 00:00:17,258 --> 00:00:19,848 Well, she's not gonna bite ya. Unless you ask. 5 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,089 Hey, maybe the rain'll stop. 6 00:00:25,197 --> 00:00:26,817 [ thunder rumbling ] 7 00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:29,343 Mmm. No. Not stopping. 8 00:00:52,707 --> 00:00:54,297 [ thunder rumbling ] 9 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,541 She says I'm too young. 10 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:12,492 [ softly ] Fuck. 11 00:01:20,908 --> 00:01:24,148 I think maybe my brother didn't explain quite right. 12 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,186 I get this is a strange request, but... 13 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:28,543 Honey, this one time, the guy wanted to watch me 14 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,850 pleasure myself with his prosthetic hand. 15 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,612 Strange requests are kinda my thing. 16 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:35,682 Strange requests cost. 17 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,108 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's the lucky guy? 18 00:01:50,213 --> 00:01:52,183 What's our one goddamn rule? 19 00:01:52,284 --> 00:01:53,984 Oh, Christ, Deborah, don't throw a hissy. 20 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:57,219 Show some respect for the guy who stocked you with the new towels. 21 00:01:57,324 --> 00:01:59,334 Macy's Hotel Collection? 22 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,120 That's "hotel" with an "H". 23 00:02:01,224 --> 00:02:02,574 You know what? Go fuck yourself. 24 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:04,234 You know what? Go fuck yourself. 25 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:07,921 Okay, and I'm gonna blast the heat when we get in there. 26 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:10,414 Then hot shower. Then HBO. 27 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:11,889 I wanna smell the soaps. 28 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:14,438 You're weird, man. 29 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,310 Hey. Look. 30 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:25,010 Oh, holy shit. We made the news. 31 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:27,560 What, you think the manager will recognize us now? 32 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,768 Or the hooker lady? 33 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,913 No, we're good. They used my corny-ass school pictures. 34 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:35,713 We're in business, kids. 35 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,671 [ thunder rumbles ] 36 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:41,948 I also offer a variety of other non-erotic type services. 37 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,338 Weed, black market DVDs, 38 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,410 I'm also a notary. [ chuckles ] 39 00:02:48,685 --> 00:02:52,305 All right, then. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 40 00:03:02,285 --> 00:03:04,315 [ theme music playing ] 41 00:03:17,645 --> 00:03:19,885 Every school has that kid, right? 42 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,062 The kid nobody talks to? 43 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:25,207 But if Wayne comes to talk to you, well, you're fucked. 44 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:26,758 Hey. Watch your language. 45 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,972 Never ate with utensils. He's like an animal. 46 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:33,040 I once saw him hammer a No. 2 pencil into a dude's hand. 47 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:36,113 He burned his dad alive. You know that, right? Set him on fire? 48 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:41,076 He once ate a frog in class. But not, like, biology class. In English class. 49 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:42,946 Utensils or no utensils? 50 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:46,711 Never seen him eat a vegetable, but did see him stab a kid with a carrot. 51 00:03:46,812 --> 00:03:50,062 He beat up my dad. I mean, my dad's an asshole, but... 52 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,580 Ruined Easter. 53 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:54,719 So tell me about the night you had your incident with Wayne. 54 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:58,790 [ snaps fingers ] Young man? 55 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:02,734 I told ya, he's not gonna talk. I haven't heard him speak a word since. 56 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:05,834 So, what's this for? 57 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:07,315 Is Wayne gonna hear what I say? 58 00:04:07,419 --> 00:04:09,939 Uh, no, Wayne's never gonna see this. Promise. 59 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,112 We're not recording. 60 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,456 Do you know what that maniac will do to me if he does? 61 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,464 Do you remember what happened to Joey Sicliano? 62 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:17,876 -Who's Joey Sicliano? -Exactly. 63 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:20,189 What's that? 64 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:22,923 Oh, this is for my Instagram. 65 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:26,336 Wayne is the best guy. [ chuckles nervously ] 66 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:28,538 Heart of gold. Wouldn't hurt a fly. 67 00:04:28,647 --> 00:04:30,167 You can tell us the truth. 68 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,340 Scott: This is the truth. 69 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:33,723 Hey, there, Wayne. Brother. 70 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:36,685 Okay, Jesus Christ. Just get the hell outta here. 71 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:40,938 So, Mr. Hikes. We have a few questions. 72 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:42,589 They ain't mine. 73 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:44,796 -What's that? -Someone was making me sell it. 74 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,525 Look, if you guys want the magazines... 75 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:47,981 Oh, and the money, I have it. 76 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,530 And what magazines are you referring to? 77 00:04:50,945 --> 00:04:52,735 The titty ones? 78 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,226 -Wait-- -Cole: Orlando. 79 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,639 We're here to ask you about-- 80 00:04:56,744 --> 00:04:59,544 Those samurai swords was already in my locker when I got 'em. 81 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,960 I'mma just let you talk first. 82 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:08,142 Orlando, we're here to ask you questions about Wayne McCullough. 83 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:09,716 Oh. 84 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,546 Did Wayne do that to your eye? 85 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,616 What? No. This? 86 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,317 The reason I have this is because Wayne isn't here. 87 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:19,909 I mean, we don't go to the movies together or anything, 88 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,289 but Wayne is my boy. 89 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,740 Whatever you think he did, he's innocent. 90 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,570 You do know that he burned down his house with his dad inside it, 91 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:31,161 assaulted a man and his boys, bit his nose off and kidnapped his daughter? 92 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,090 I did not. 93 00:05:34,195 --> 00:05:35,605 [ bell rings ] 94 00:05:37,198 --> 00:05:38,718 Listen, this school is full of some messed-up kids and bullies and shit. 95 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:41,822 Honestly, it's a dangerous place for all of us. 96 00:05:41,927 --> 00:05:44,167 We got metal detectors on the doors that don't work. 97 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:47,114 Kids dropping out of school because they're scared to be here. 98 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,589 Wayne's been dealt a bad hand, 99 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:51,734 so you're gonna have to find somebody else to squeal on him. 100 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,625 Now I gotta sneak off to my next class, 101 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,362 'cause with Wayne gone, 102 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,598 it's open season on Orlandos out there. 103 00:05:58,427 --> 00:05:59,597 Can I bounce? 104 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,994 [ speaks indistinctly ] 105 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:07,679 [ door closes ] 106 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:11,301 I have limited resources, but I do everything in my power 107 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,815 to protect my students. 108 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:17,143 [ indistinct chatter ] 109 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:27,795 They think his father got it on the job. 110 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:30,077 -The cancer? -Yeah. 111 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,742 Jay: The Sergeant had a run-in with cancer himself. 112 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,980 No, it's okay. It turns out it was not cancer. 113 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:37,975 I mean, it almost was. 114 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,637 It's like I had it. 115 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:41,064 At least for a few hours. 116 00:06:42,885 --> 00:06:43,985 Hey. 117 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:45,923 Wayne's gonna be okay. 118 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,236 I know you got a sweet spot for the boy. 119 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,888 It ain't Wayne. 120 00:06:49,995 --> 00:06:51,505 There was a death in my family. 121 00:06:53,274 --> 00:06:55,044 Argus died this morning. 122 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:57,865 My Shepherd Terrier. 123 00:06:57,969 --> 00:07:00,559 He was a good dog. He was loyal. 124 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:03,491 He hated going on walks, which was nice for me 125 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,315 because I hate walking, too. 126 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:08,185 I don't get pets. All these people in my neighborhood with these green bags 127 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:10,329 standing around waiting for something to shit. 128 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,050 No, thanks. 129 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:14,225 I think maybe there's something in my water, you know. 130 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,710 I kept changing the dog food over and over. 131 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,467 What are you talking about? 132 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:20,847 This is my fourth dog to die in two years. 133 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:23,026 Argus, 134 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:25,203 Artemis, 135 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:27,546 Amadeus, 136 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,453 Apricot. 137 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:33,693 Oh, so you're one of those people who name all their dogs the same letter. 138 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:38,184 That's what you got out of this story? 139 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:39,796 Cole: Ah, what the hell is wrong with me? 140 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:43,837 Four dogs, the picture of health, just drop dead? 141 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:46,257 Jesus, it's like I'm fucking cursed! 142 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:47,735 Uh... 143 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:49,606 I'm very sorry for your loss. 144 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,402 Maybe you're just a bad pet owner. 145 00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:20,979 This motel sucks. 146 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:23,737 The shower water smells, 147 00:08:23,848 --> 00:08:25,608 the blankets stink like basement. 148 00:08:25,712 --> 00:08:27,892 This towel is really soft though. 149 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,161 Get up. We're going swimming. 150 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:31,338 We can't go swimming. 151 00:08:31,441 --> 00:08:34,101 We need to be getting on the road, get to Florida, 152 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,343 to my dad's car. 153 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:38,829 [ sighs ] Come on, it's the first sunny day in, like, forever. 154 00:08:38,932 --> 00:08:41,732 I deserve a tan. I look like a gallon of milk. 155 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,422 You saw the pictures in the paper. 156 00:08:43,453 --> 00:08:45,353 We're, like, wanted or whatever. 157 00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:49,425 Relax, it's not like we're Bonnie and Clyde or something'. 158 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:51,319 I'm swimming in this bikini. Today. 159 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:53,637 You don't wanna be there, I can't fucking help you, 160 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,470 but this bikini is getting used. 161 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,377 Wayne: That doesn't look healthy. 162 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,375 What are you? The Prince of England? 163 00:09:17,487 --> 00:09:18,967 Ain't you never heard of a mud bath? 164 00:09:20,905 --> 00:09:21,905 No. 165 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,179 Don't. 166 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:26,151 I'm joking. 167 00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:28,285 Who the hell would get into that thing? 168 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:29,906 [ horn honking ] 169 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,032 Shit motel number two! 170 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,593 girl: Got it? boy: Yeah, coming through. 171 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:51,001 Well, no one's fucking in that thing. 172 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,695 -'Sup? -'Sup with you? 173 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,250 Heading down to spring break, Daytona. 174 00:09:55,353 --> 00:09:58,223 Currently, on the shitty motel tour all the way there. 175 00:09:58,321 --> 00:10:00,151 Shithole, no doubt. 176 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:03,325 You know what makes shitty motels seem less shitty? 177 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:04,711 Getting shit-faced. 178 00:10:04,811 --> 00:10:06,921 We made Pink Panty-Droppers. 179 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:07,850 Join. 180 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:09,535 boy: All right, here we go. [ chuckles ] 181 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,273 Yeah, cool. All right. 182 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,380 [ indistinct chatter ] 183 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,071 There you go. 184 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,135 [ keys jangling ] 185 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:32,976 Principal Cole, I have to talk to you. 186 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,640 Orlando, what the... [ stutters ] Get out of here! 187 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:37,738 I'm sorry. Are you done using the bathroom? 188 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,364 Uh, no, I wasn't... 189 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:40,947 I'm just sitting here. 190 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,094 In the bathroom? Just breathing in all this nasty air? 191 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,894 This is the faculty bathroom. How the hell did you get in here? 192 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:50,647 -I have a key. -To the faculty bathroom? Gimme those. 193 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,513 Okay, this place, this is for me. 194 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:55,337 This is the only place I have that's for me. It's sacred. 195 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,347 Listen, it's about Wayne. 196 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,970 Oh, well, in that case, get the hell outta here! 197 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:01,592 As if that kid hasn't caused me enough freaking vexation. 198 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,555 But we gotta help him. 199 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:06,393 Look, I know that life's been a little difficult for you lately without your bodyguard, 200 00:11:06,424 --> 00:11:09,224 but maybe you shouldn't have done a bunch of stuff that made you need a bodyguard. 201 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,644 But he's just in real trouble. I'm serious. 202 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,470 Look. 203 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,329 These guys, they're going after him. They're buying bats. 204 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:18,064 Well, maybe they're baseball players. 205 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,511 [ sighs ] Look what they wrote. 206 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:26,128 "Heading out to Florida to kill that motherfucker Wayne." 207 00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:30,282 They're going at him with bats and shit. We need to help him. 208 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,999 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid? 209 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:34,938 How many times I thought, 210 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,319 "That message I just gave Wayne really hit home 211 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,940 "and now he's gonna turn his life around," 212 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,053 only to have him completely ignore me 213 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:44,118 and remove some kid's teeth with his knuckles? Or a trumpet? 214 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,120 I'm done, Orlando. I'm done. 215 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:49,092 Florida ain't that far. We could go together. 216 00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:51,682 -You're the only adult that he listens to. -"Go together." 217 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,470 Really? Did Wayne say that? 218 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,654 Not really. I gleaned it. 219 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,369 "Gleaned it." Oh, man. 220 00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:58,715 Look, Orlando, 221 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,483 I'm not about to take one of my 16-year-old students on a road trip. 222 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,900 I don't know if you read the papers lately, but it's not a popular thing to do. 223 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,830 Well, what do you got to do anyway? 224 00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:08,593 It's spring break in, like, two days. 225 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:12,213 You don't have a wife, no kids, no girlfriend. No dogs now. 226 00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,417 Everyone knows. No offense, but... 227 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,736 -You ain't got shit. -Hey, watch your language. 228 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,009 I do have shit. 229 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,806 I have a thing, Mr. Know-it-all. 230 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:22,261 An important thing, actually. I do have shit. 231 00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:23,122 So, glean that. 232 00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,636 Okay, then, what you got? 233 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:27,264 I have a speech to give to a bunch of other principals 234 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,987 at a Recharging Hope with Leadership conference. 235 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:32,134 Which sounds lame when I say it because it is. 236 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:35,125 Anyway, I gotta to be in Charlotte for a few days, 237 00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:36,958 so you're gonna have to leave it to the cops. 238 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:39,997 Hey, North Carolina is on the way to Florida. 239 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:42,004 Look at that, you know geography. 240 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,393 Look, your buddy Wayne, in case you haven't noticed, he can take care of himself. 241 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,700 Me, on the other hand, I can't even take care of my dogs. 242 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:52,457 [ bell rings ] 243 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,574 [ indistinct chatter ] 244 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:02,369 He stole a key to this bathroom. 245 00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:07,199 Del: So, what's the problem? It could be fun. 246 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:10,073 We shouldn't go out there. People could spot us or something. 247 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:12,338 From those pictures? No one's gonna recognize us. 248 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,967 That picture's so old, I'm wearing Osh-Kosh B'-fucking-gosh. 249 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,690 What's wrong with staying in here? 250 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:20,276 We got Corn Nuts. And the HBO. 251 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:21,731 "The" HBO? 252 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,485 Our faces are all over town, I think. 253 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,215 We can't just go around being friends with strangers now. 254 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,257 [ indistinct chatter ] 255 00:13:31,362 --> 00:13:32,232 [ girl squeals ] 256 00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:40,605 [ door opens and shuts ] 257 00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:46,477 [ door opens ] 258 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,070 Del: Problem solved. 259 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,284 Here's what we do. 260 00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:52,562 We come up with a cover story. 261 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,350 You know, pretend we're different people. 262 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,424 Except better than last night's one. 263 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:58,555 Well, you lie better than me. I can't do it. 264 00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:01,146 Everyone lies better than you. You're like the goddamn beacon of truth. 265 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,264 So let's try something a little bit different. 266 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,049 Choose a character from the last movie you saw 267 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,875 or a book you read or whatever. 268 00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:09,295 Take part of their story, make it your own. 269 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:11,707 You think of somebody? 270 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,886 Character or whatever? 271 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,091 Conan? 272 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,958 -O'Brien? -The Barbarian. 273 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,893 Does Conan even have a last name? 274 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,407 No, just Conan. 275 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,445 You can't just walk into a party and be like, 276 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,591 "Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Conan the Barbarian." 277 00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:26,873 It would be kinda cool though. 278 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:29,009 Listen, I know you don't hear this a lot, 279 00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,459 but you're thinking too much. 280 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:34,249 The key with this is to tell one big, fat, juicy lie. 281 00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,357 You know, the important one you need 'em to believe. 282 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:39,361 Then, you follow it up with the tiny, little weird bullshit. 283 00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,194 Details. 284 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,053 You know, nothing real particular, 285 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,017 but stuff no one would ever make up. 286 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:45,573 You wanna try? 287 00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:47,713 Not really. 288 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,653 I'm Angelica. This is... 289 00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,406 Uh... 290 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,137 John? 291 00:14:58,656 --> 00:14:59,656 John... 292 00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:03,732 [ stutters ] Wayne? 293 00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:08,052 -[ laughing ] -John Wayne. 294 00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:09,488 [ laughs ] 295 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,598 Yeah. Yeah, our parents loved Westerns. 296 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,015 They're in Philadelphia for a conference. 297 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:18,812 You know those tiny little balloons, they blow up in your arteries 298 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,368 to prevent heart attacks? 299 00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:22,961 Well, they sell those. To doctors. 300 00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,611 Two competing companies make 'em. 301 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,786 Our parents each work for one of the companies, 302 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,341 so they're, like, competitors. 303 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,036 My dad had a heart attack. 304 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,460 So, you gonna get bombed with us or what, John Wayne? 305 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,769 all: John Wayne! 306 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:46,260 So, I just wanna make sure I'm hearing this right. 307 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:48,639 You, the boy's guardian, is authorizing me, 308 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,540 an adult male you've never met before today, 309 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,259 who's never raised any kids in his life, 310 00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:55,465 to take your grandson across multiple state lines, 311 00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:57,955 hundreds of miles away in a shoddy Taurus 312 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:01,720 to find his friend, who may or may not be a criminal. 313 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,723 How much money you guys need for food? 314 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:29,435 [ inaudible ] 315 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,645 [ girl screaming ] 316 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:36,958 Tug: Whoo! 317 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:39,165 -Nice tits! -[ laughter ] 318 00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:41,619 -Tug: Whoo! -Del. 319 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,309 [ laughs ] 320 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,773 [ chuckles ] Can we please switch back now? 321 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:50,318 Nope, you have to wear it the whole game. 322 00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:53,496 [ softly ] Asshole. 323 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,638 I'm in my own private hell. I don't like this game anymore. 324 00:16:56,739 --> 00:17:00,639 Ryan, no one dared you to take mushrooms. You just took mushrooms. 325 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,513 We should go. 326 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,200 We're in the middle of a game, bro. 327 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,132 Yeah, come on, John Wayne. Ease up. 328 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:10,365 Who's next? 329 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,070 Tug: Angelica. 330 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,340 Definitely Angelica. 331 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,102 Emma: Okay. 332 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,517 Truth or dare, bitch? 333 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,422 Well, uh, I wanna keep my top on, so... 334 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,703 Tug: Boo! 335 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:22,969 Truth. 336 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,224 Let's see. Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 337 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:28,046 Craziest? 338 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,770 Ah. Jesus. 339 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:32,147 You gonna have to give me a sec on this one. 340 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:33,879 Craziest. 341 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,296 All right. 342 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,060 Ice rink. Summer. Last year. 343 00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,711 My house never really had air conditioning, 344 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,538 so when it was hot, I used to go there to read. 345 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,687 And this kid, Jimmy Depietro, had a summer job cleaning the ice 346 00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:48,718 on one of those big, uh, Zamboni things. 347 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:50,476 You know what those are? 348 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,276 Yeah, it was funny 'cause even though he was two years older than me, 349 00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:56,703 he still looked like a little kid behind the wheel of that big thing. 350 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:02,385 Anyway, is on a Zamboni a crazy place to have sex? 351 00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:06,193 [ all clapping ] 352 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:10,432 Shut it down. This girl just won Truth or Dare. 353 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:14,127 [ chuckles ] All right, say "Zam-boning"! 354 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,722 -all: Zam-boning! -[ shutter clicks ] 355 00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:16,848 [ laughter ] 356 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,722 Bob? 357 00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:34,461 Paul: Hey, Tommy! Bruins tonight! 358 00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:37,051 Probably gonna get smoked again. 359 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,360 Yeah, probably. 360 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,950 [ laughs ] 361 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,374 Mind if we have a chat? 362 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:55,583 I'd offer you something, but I don't usually get visitors. 363 00:18:55,686 --> 00:18:57,546 I think I got some flat soda, or a banana. 364 00:18:57,653 --> 00:19:00,003 -I'll take a banana. -Jay. 365 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:02,314 Wait. Wayne's all right, right? 366 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,487 I solved the case of your dead dogs. 367 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,559 -I'm sorry? -Ran down some leads this afternoon. 368 00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:12,884 Dug up the toxicology reports from your vet and shared them with Patricia in Forensics. 369 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,570 Looked up noise reports from your neighbors. 370 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:18,301 Found some hospital records. Ran a few background checks. 371 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:20,118 I helped with those. 372 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:21,748 He did. 373 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:25,440 Long and short of it, you didn't kill your dogs. 374 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,373 Your next-door neighbor did. 375 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:28,677 -Jay: They were poisoned. -What? 376 00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:31,198 Jay: Anti-depressants. SSRIs. 377 00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,759 His name is all over the prescription. 378 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:37,312 The bright side is, they probably were very happy before their hearts stopped. 379 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,250 Cheerful. 380 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:43,601 We still haven't determined a motive yet, other than the obvious possibilities. 381 00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,179 Your neighbor doesn't like you, 382 00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:46,697 he doesn't like dogs, 383 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,456 or he's just some rotten SOB. 384 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:52,976 Or he was off his meds on account that he was poisoning your dogs with them. 385 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,367 [ breathing heavily ] 386 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,125 So, it wasn't me. 387 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:00,893 I didn't kill them. 388 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:05,269 Bob fucking Andrews! I should have known. 389 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,856 One time my dog shit on his lawn. One time. 390 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,515 And it was one dog, it was like four dogs ago. 391 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:13,073 It was the winter, I had the flu, the dog came out, 392 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:15,867 I was gonna get it, but it was snowing, and I forgot. 393 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:17,983 That cocksucker! 394 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:21,978 I believe the... Your words, "cocksucker" you're looking for 395 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:25,672 is, in fact, your other neighbor, one Paul Taylor. 396 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:28,711 Cole: Paul Taylor? 397 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,233 What the fuck did I ever do to that fucking guy? 398 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,343 I'm nice enough to listen to him gab on about 399 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:36,129 his fucking precious fucking Bruins every fucking day, 400 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,375 he goes and kills my fucking dogs? 401 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:42,589 So now that you've had the proper amount of time to process this, 402 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,899 I'd like to talk to you about something important. 403 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:50,841 Last time I'm telling you. Get back in the RV, and fucking chill. 404 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,939 You said taking mushrooms would make me feel good! 405 00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:58,395 [ indistinct chatter ] 406 00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:06,845 Tug: All right, John Wayne, you've been awful quiet, 407 00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,915 and I don't think you've had a turn yet. 408 00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,406 Emma: No, he has not. 409 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:12,855 Tug: You seem like a Dare guy. 410 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:17,995 In fact, I might call pussy if you're not, so-- 411 00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,135 Truth. 412 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:24,007 All right, bro. 413 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,911 What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you? 414 00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:28,869 -Hey, I think we, uh-- -Wayne: A couple Thanksgivings ago, 415 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:30,737 I broke my brother's record player. 416 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,190 -Ooh. -[ laughs ] 417 00:21:33,222 --> 00:21:35,542 I didn't say anything 'cause I knew he'd go mental, 418 00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:38,159 but he knew it was me right off. 419 00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:41,712 I was asleep when he came in to give me the first beating. 420 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:44,157 He was five years older than me, so it was pretty bad. 421 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,414 My dad was away on a job, 422 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:49,142 so there was no one around to stop him. 423 00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:51,658 And so every time he'd come home, he'd see that broken record player, 424 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:53,518 he'd get mad all over again, 425 00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,733 come in, and he'd throw me another beating. 426 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:57,797 One night, I had just about had it, 427 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,732 so I got these handcuffs I found in the woods, 428 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:02,315 cuffed him to his bed before he woke up. 429 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:04,434 I got a couple of good shots in. 430 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,570 I even broke the record player for good. 431 00:22:07,256 --> 00:22:09,396 But the cuffs gave out. 432 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,880 Anyway, he threw me down the stairs, 433 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:13,565 and I'm guessing he got scared he killed me or something 434 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,917 when I didn't get up 'cause he called an ambulance. 435 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:18,675 The doctor said I was like a miracle or something, 436 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:21,025 'cause I died for like a whole two minutes. 437 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:25,102 But I didn't know what happened 'cause, well, I was dead, I guess. 438 00:22:27,587 --> 00:22:28,927 [ softly ] Shit. 439 00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:30,347 Bullshit. 440 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,423 No fucking way that's true. It's not even scientifically possible. 441 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:34,804 Kick back, dude. It's just a game. 442 00:22:34,905 --> 00:22:37,905 Yeah, Truth or Dare. Not Big Fucking Lie or Dare. 443 00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:39,602 He's a fucking liar. 444 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,513 Geller: Was he a good boy? 445 00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:55,721 Yeah. He was one of the good ones. 446 00:22:55,822 --> 00:22:57,452 Smarter than he looked. 447 00:22:57,548 --> 00:23:00,758 When he did something wrong, it took a while to set him straight, 448 00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:04,733 but that's the truth about all of them in one way or another. 449 00:23:06,695 --> 00:23:07,965 I'm gonna miss him. 450 00:23:08,076 --> 00:23:09,836 You don't think he's coming back? 451 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:11,978 Coming back? From what? 452 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:15,427 Wait, we're talking about Wayne, right? 453 00:23:15,463 --> 00:23:17,573 I was talking about Argus, my dog. 454 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:20,191 [ sighs ] 455 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:22,815 You know, I've heard a lot of things about that boy today. 456 00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:25,537 A lot of them hard to believe. 457 00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:29,679 I guess I'm just asking what I should believe. 458 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:32,757 Well, I'm not gonna lie, a lot of those stories are true. 459 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:34,969 You know, if you're gonna base your investigation 460 00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:36,479 solely on what's in your police files 461 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,277 and interviews with people from around this town, 462 00:23:38,382 --> 00:23:41,282 you should probably just go find him and lock him up right now. 463 00:23:41,385 --> 00:23:44,555 Shit, I could've thrown him out of school two dozen times. 464 00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:45,734 But I gotta tell you something, 465 00:23:45,838 --> 00:23:48,428 that kid has never got a chance. 466 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:50,190 He got the shit-end of the stick at every turn. 467 00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:53,290 And I can keep trying to ram life lessons down his throat, 468 00:23:53,397 --> 00:23:57,567 but until that kid gets one real break, or a good thing happening to him... 469 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:00,961 I don't know. 470 00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:05,237 The world's a cruel place. 471 00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,624 Fuckin' A right it is, huh? 472 00:24:22,081 --> 00:24:25,221 So how much vacation time you got saved up? 473 00:24:36,336 --> 00:24:37,816 So, we're doing this or what? 474 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,751 Wayne. 475 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,827 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed. 476 00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:43,171 Whoo! 477 00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:45,239 Truth or Dare? 478 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:50,110 Um... Okay. Dare. What you got? 479 00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:52,462 I dare you to get that girly bike, 480 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,700 break into one of them rooms upstairs, 481 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,914 and jump it through the window, into that pool. 482 00:24:59,014 --> 00:25:01,054 Yeah, right. I'm not fucking doing that. 483 00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,155 What was it you called me earlier? 484 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,360 Emma: A pussy? 485 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:07,442 I'm not doing it. I'm not a pussy, 486 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,090 I'm just not a fucking idiot. 487 00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:11,297 Just because you're a liar doesn't mean I'm gonna do a dare 488 00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:14,336 that no one else in their right fucking mind would do. 489 00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:18,143 So stick it up your lying, piece-of-shit townie ass. 490 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,463 Don't. He's just drunk. 491 00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:35,778 Jake: John Wayne needs to lighten up. 492 00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:38,359 Emma: Or Tug needs to be less of a dick. 493 00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:40,117 [ indistinct chatter ] 494 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:46,128 [ dogs barking ] 495 00:25:49,306 --> 00:25:50,476 [ dogs yelping ] 496 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,690 Hey. What's this guy's name? 497 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:57,375 volunteer: Oh, I'm not sure he has one. 498 00:25:57,486 --> 00:26:00,556 The higher-risk animals tend to move through the system pretty quick, so... 499 00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:01,942 Hey, bud. 500 00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:04,114 Could I actually interest you in some of our other dogs? 501 00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:06,458 'Cause this one is pretty anti-social. 502 00:26:06,495 --> 00:26:10,525 Uh, bite risk, uh, hates strangers, unsafe with children. 503 00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:12,018 Hates me a lot, too. 504 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:14,882 Uh... He's actually scheduled to be put down. 505 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:21,100 You believe in second chances, boy? 506 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,581 All right, I'm gonna fire up Slap Cup 507 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:25,065 -Let's get her going. -Emma: Yes! 508 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:27,829 So, uh, did your parents get rich off the balloon thing or what? 509 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:30,066 Where are you guys from anyway? 510 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,764 You know, tell your brother I think he's a giant pussy. 511 00:26:32,867 --> 00:26:34,347 [ glass shattering ] 512 00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:44,358 What the fuck? 513 00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:46,326 John-fucking-- 514 00:26:46,363 --> 00:26:47,433 Wayne! 515 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,026 [ sputtering ] 516 00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:57,313 [ laughter ] 517 00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:58,888 I think I shit my pants. 518 00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:00,996 Hey. Hey! 519 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:05,493 Hey! Hey, I called the cops. All of you, stay where you are. 520 00:27:05,589 --> 00:27:06,969 -Let's go! -Go, shit! 521 00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:10,318 Jesus! This is your idea of lying low? 522 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:13,529 -Shit! -Go, go, go, go. Go! 523 00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:15,252 [ police sirens blaring ] 524 00:27:16,462 --> 00:27:17,742 Wayne, get down. 525 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:19,598 Hold it right there! Right... 526 00:27:19,707 --> 00:27:20,777 [ grunting ] 527 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,810 Come here! 528 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,297 We need to get our stuff. 529 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:28,888 [ cop speaking indistinctly ] 530 00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:31,934 Anyone else? 531 00:27:37,483 --> 00:27:39,283 [ indistinct chatter ] 532 00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:44,895 Yo! Pick up the pace. 533 00:27:47,838 --> 00:27:49,978 You know I didn't do what I said I did. 534 00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:52,434 On the Zamboni? Right? 535 00:27:54,742 --> 00:27:56,122 Okay. 536 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,442 Or... 537 00:27:58,953 --> 00:28:00,643 anywhere, actually. 538 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,228 Not that it's any of your business. 539 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:05,056 cop: All right, you're all of legal drinking age, I take it. 540 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,337 Del: Not that it's any of my business, 541 00:28:06,443 --> 00:28:09,453 but, jeez, your brother's a real piece of work, huh? 542 00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:11,523 I can't believe all that. 543 00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:16,113 Wait, was it... 544 00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:20,175 You lied, you sneaky son of a bitch. 545 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:21,734 Look at you. 546 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:23,489 You're on drugs? You're on drugs? 547 00:28:23,598 --> 00:28:25,768 Yeah. Just the part about the record player, though. 548 00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:27,326 I just made that up. 549 00:28:28,845 --> 00:28:31,155 Del: Oh. 550 00:28:31,261 --> 00:28:33,641 So, why was your brother beating on you all the time then? 551 00:28:36,369 --> 00:28:37,509 I don't know. 552 00:28:38,544 --> 00:28:40,134 He was just like that. 553 00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:42,305 That was the last time I saw him. 554 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,100 My dad gave it to him pretty good when he came back 555 00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:45,756 and found out I was hurt. 556 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,073 And he left that night. 557 00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:50,834 Heard he joined the Marines a few weeks later from a friend. 558 00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:54,871 But I did it though. 559 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,054 I got one past ya. 560 00:28:58,426 --> 00:28:59,526 Yeah. 561 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,091 Yeah, you really did. 562 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:05,504 [ indistinct chatter ] 563 00:29:05,605 --> 00:29:08,395 If we search that trailer, we won't find anything? 564 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,823 We need to go. 565 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:12,651 He's right there. 566 00:29:12,681 --> 00:29:14,201 -That one? -That kid right there? 567 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,619 Stop! Stop! 568 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,351 Hey. I got you. Come here. 569 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,522 Don't have 'em. Foot pursuit. 570 00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,435 Police! 571 00:29:50,892 --> 00:29:55,172 Run out the window. Suspects possibly heading northbound street side. 572 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:58,137 Take the cruiser around the back of the hotel. I'm on foot. 573 00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:00,726 Move out! 574 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,463 -Move out! -[ car doors closing ] 575 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:03,489 [ sirens blaring ] 576 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,224 [ tires screeching ] 577 00:30:09,117 --> 00:30:11,117 -[ Wayne grunts ] -[ Del gasps ] 578 00:30:12,638 --> 00:30:14,018 I know she's pissed in here. 579 00:30:14,053 --> 00:30:15,613 [ dog panting ] 580 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:19,395 [ dog growling ] 581 00:30:22,682 --> 00:30:23,682 Paul? 582 00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:26,786 -Paul: Who is it? -You've got a visitor. 583 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,974 [ dog barking ] 584 00:30:31,277 --> 00:30:32,277 Meet Wayne. 585 00:30:32,382 --> 00:30:34,182 -[ Paul screaming ] -[ dog barking ] 586 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,419 -Orlando. It's Principal Cole. -[ Paul screaming ] 587 00:30:38,526 --> 00:30:39,666 Be out front by 6:00. 588 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:40,838 [ dog barking ] 589 00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:42,082 We're going to Florida. 590 00:30:42,185 --> 00:30:43,625 [ Paul screaming ] 591 00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:47,708 Orlando, tell your grandmother I need 300 bucks. 592 00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:55,992 No, no, no, no, no, no! 593 00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:57,265 What? What's wrong? 594 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,380 She took our money. 595 00:31:02,481 --> 00:31:05,001 -[ sirens wailing in distance ] -Oh, fuck. 596 00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:06,624 [ engine revving ] 597 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:08,311 We gotta go. 598 00:31:12,284 --> 00:31:13,294 Fuck. 599 00:31:21,017 --> 00:31:23,537 [ song playing on radio ] 600 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,220 [ thud ] 601 00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:58,226 [ muttering ] Oh, fucking tourists. 602 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,180 It's fucking game time. 603 00:32:22,423 --> 00:32:24,363 Let's fuck shit up. [ sighs ] 604 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:31,636 Let's fuck some shit up, Reggie! 605 00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,705 [ grunting ] 606 00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:39,034 [ Reggie whoops ] 607 00:32:39,129 --> 00:32:40,539 [ Reggie laughing ] 608 00:32:41,407 --> 00:32:42,957 [ grunting ] 609 00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:44,584 Reggie: Motherfucker! [ grunting ] 610 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:46,689 Fucker! 611 00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:48,143 [ yelling indistinctly ] 612 00:32:49,726 --> 00:32:50,966 Fuck you! 613 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:52,452 Reggie: Whoo! 614 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,213 Fuck you! 615 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,385 [ straining ] 616 00:33:05,914 --> 00:33:07,684 Damn! [ grunting ] 617 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:08,988 Motherfucker! 618 00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,850 [ continues grunting ] 619 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:18,342 [ glass shattering ] 620 00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:19,997 Del: Next on "Wayne." 621 00:33:20,101 --> 00:33:22,071 I can't believe that hooker lady robbed us. 622 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,142 We need to get money. 623 00:33:23,242 --> 00:33:24,762 Maybe we could get jobs or something? 624 00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:26,004 What is it with this Wayne kid? 625 00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:27,347 Just got a gut feeling about him. 626 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,013 -We'll find him. -Jay: And her. 627 00:33:29,110 --> 00:33:30,220 My ma taught me how to survive. 628 00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:31,489 Wayne: You're not gonna steal, right? 629 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,215 Miss. Miss! 630 00:33:33,252 --> 00:33:36,152 How was it? Your day or whatever? 631 00:33:36,255 --> 00:33:39,155 Wayne: Everyone's not nice and I think the boss hates me. 632 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:40,228 What do they do to 'em? 633 00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:41,949 -[ tires screeching ] -Eric: Fuck! 634 00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,614 You know, I bet he doesn't even remember our birthday tomorrow. 635 00:33:43,711 --> 00:33:46,331 -Free hotcakes! -Free motherfucking hotcakes! 636 00:33:46,438 --> 00:33:47,368 Let's kick Daddy's ass. 637 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,823 Let's kick his fucking ass.