1 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:09,293 [ all screaming ] 2 00:00:09,319 --> 00:00:11,289 girl: What the fuck are you doing? 3 00:00:12,288 --> 00:00:14,008 [ screaming stops ] 4 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:33,029 [ indistinct chatter ] 5 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,519 [ Donna clapping] 6 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,142 All right, now you try. 7 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:41,036 [ laughs ] I can't do it! 8 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:42,044 -Mom, come on. Yes, you can. -No! 9 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:43,175 Come on! 10 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:50,711 -Okay. -You ready? 11 00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:52,849 [ both laughing ] 12 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:55,678 -All right. -Yeah. 13 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:56,850 -One... -Two... 14 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:57,923 [ both laughing ] 15 00:00:58,023 --> 00:00:59,473 -Okay. -Okay, one, two... 16 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:06,928 Ow! Oh, I can't do it. 17 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:08,032 -I can't do it. -[ laughs ] 18 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:09,237 The water... [ sputters ] 19 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,725 gets up my nose and I... 20 00:01:10,829 --> 00:01:11,929 I start drowning. 21 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:13,417 I'm not meant to be upside down. 22 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:15,251 Not unless your father's behind me. 23 00:01:15,351 --> 00:01:17,181 Oh, Jesus, Ma. Don't be disgusting. 24 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:19,534 How do you think you got here? [ laughs ] 25 00:01:19,631 --> 00:01:21,181 [ chuckles ] 26 00:01:27,777 --> 00:01:29,327 Oh, my God. Will you stop? 27 00:01:29,434 --> 00:01:31,194 I think he goes in my school. 28 00:01:31,298 --> 00:01:33,158 Well, if he goes to your school, 29 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:35,195 then you should be the one flirting with him. 30 00:01:35,302 --> 00:01:36,272 -I'm good. -[ Donna sighs ] 31 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:38,202 Come on, he's half decent. 32 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:40,095 Good job, maybe he's got a car. 33 00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:41,893 I said, I'm good. 34 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:44,169 What is it, another boy? Another girl? 35 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:45,346 Jesus, Ma! 36 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,970 I don't give a shit. As long as you're happy 37 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:49,283 and she's got a car. 38 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,701 I just don't really want a boyfriend right now, that's all. 39 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:56,433 What kind of 14-year-old girl doesn't want a boyfriend? 40 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:57,290 I'm busy. 41 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:59,263 -Busy with what? -With stuff. 42 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,877 I'm thinking of running for Class President. 43 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:05,916 [ laughing ] 44 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,916 [ gasps ] Oh wait, for real? 45 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,134 Yeah. I mean, maybe. I just... I don't know. 46 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:15,195 I don't know if I'm the type of person that people would vote for. 47 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:18,097 Not really. Even like or whatever, so. 48 00:02:18,207 --> 00:02:19,587 Why wouldn't they like ya? 49 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:21,242 You're smart, you're kind, you're pretty. 50 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:23,318 You can do a frigging underwater handstand! 51 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:26,249 -Ma... -I'm just saying, I would vote for ya. 52 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:27,463 Hey, you know what? 53 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:29,221 I never actually graduated. 54 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:31,221 Maybe I can go back and finish the tenth grade just so I can vote for ya. 55 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:32,983 Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm sure your one vote 56 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,263 would really just send me over the top. 57 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,922 Maybe. [ chuckles ] 58 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:39,848 I don't know. I'm just not the type of person that people notice, so. 59 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,952 Well, how are they gonna notice ya if your nose is always in a book? 60 00:02:41,989 --> 00:02:45,609 Okay, well, college admissions officers will notice me, so... 61 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:47,128 [ sighs ] 62 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:50,306 Here. It's my turn to teach you something. 63 00:02:58,316 --> 00:03:00,586 If you want something, you gotta go out and get it. 64 00:03:00,697 --> 00:03:02,697 And you can get anything you want if people like ya. 65 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:04,633 It's all about accentuating what you already got. 66 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,007 Now, I'd like to tell you the titties are coming, but they're not. 67 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:08,637 From both sides of the family, 68 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:10,471 you come from a long line of tit-less women. So turn up the charm. 69 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:12,499 -Hey, handsome. -[ Del chuckles ] 70 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,374 Uh, two pinas coladas, please. 71 00:03:15,471 --> 00:03:17,341 Uh, make one of 'em virgin for her, 72 00:03:17,438 --> 00:03:19,128 or half-virgin. I'm not sure. 73 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,823 -Ma... -[ Donna chuckles ] 74 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:24,685 And can you just, uh, add it to the tab you got going from 219? 75 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,170 And the name? 76 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:27,715 Graciella Campos. 77 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:31,493 -Thank you, Ms. Campos. -Donna: Thank you. 78 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:35,490 What? 79 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:37,014 It's just a teeny tiny little lie. 80 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:39,363 The real Graciella would dispute the charges, victimless crime. 81 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:42,010 Okay. Well, you just named the victim and the crime. 82 00:03:42,118 --> 00:03:44,218 Plus, you literally just said if people like you, 83 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:45,637 you can get whatever you want. 84 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:46,952 Well, sometimes, 85 00:03:46,985 --> 00:03:49,225 to get people to like you, you gotta not be you at all. 86 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:50,712 I gotta piss wicked. 87 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:53,156 Okay, now remember, you're the daughter of Graciella Campos, 88 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:56,477 we're visiting from Philly for the medical supply convention. 89 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,721 Just give 'em some details that sound like you're the kid 90 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,384 of someone that sells doctor shit. 91 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:03,351 Well, gee, thanks, Ma. You're really giving me a lot to work with here. 92 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,730 Will you please flirt with that lifeguard? 93 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:09,251 -Have him rub some of this on you, okay? -Stop! Jesus! 94 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,392 [ Donna laughs ] 95 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:13,361 Hey. Hi. That's my daughter. 96 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:17,431 [ cat meowing ] 97 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:21,741 Could be a possum. 98 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:22,947 It's fuckin' meowin'. 99 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,225 Possums don't fuckin' meow. 100 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,133 All of a sudden, you got a fucking PhD in possums now? 101 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:28,411 A Possum hD? What the fuck do you know? 102 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:30,239 It's a fucking cat, you idiot. 103 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,379 Maybe we can keep 'em. Name him Drake. 104 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:33,859 We're not keepin' that fuckin' cat. 105 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:35,283 -[ grunting ] -Hey! Hey! 106 00:04:35,378 --> 00:04:36,688 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Hey! 107 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:38,423 I'm just scaring 'em out of the wall. They hate this shit. 108 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:40,279 Bobby: You know who else hates this fucking shit? Huh? 109 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:41,703 Me. Cut it out. 110 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,108 I fucking told you. Meowing possums. 111 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,153 What'd I tell you about hitting in this household, huh? 112 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,110 -[ sighs ] -Now, where's your mother and your sister? 113 00:04:47,217 --> 00:04:48,907 Your ma's not answerin' her texts. 114 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:51,153 I don't know. Ma mentioned something about goin' on a girls' day or some shit. 115 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,396 She said what? When'd she say that? 116 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,400 When I asked her if I could come. 117 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:57,402 Get out. You're killing me. 118 00:04:57,435 --> 00:04:59,295 Carl: Hey, how come we never do a boys' day? 119 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,782 Because I can't stand you two. Fuck! 120 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:03,747 -What the fuck is your deal? -I got you good. 121 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,575 I have told you... 122 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:07,484 -Take it, take it... -We got the cat. Boom! 123 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,903 [ soft music playing ] 124 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:18,075 [ sniffles ] 125 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:27,503 [ cell phone buzzing ] 126 00:05:37,198 --> 00:05:38,678 [ cell phone continues buzzing ] 127 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,517 Excuse me. 128 00:05:49,659 --> 00:05:52,279 Can I ask who it was you were staying with again? 129 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,106 Uh, I'm, uh... 130 00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:57,286 [ stuttering ] Graciella's kid. 131 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,151 Um, Campos. 132 00:05:59,186 --> 00:06:03,156 We're here with the, um, the medical supply convention. 133 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:04,709 Well, you know, she is. My mom. 134 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:07,372 She's a doctor. You know, 135 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,160 heart monitors. 136 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:11,465 And, uh, she's my mom. 137 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,301 Hey. 138 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,308 What the hell's going on over here? 139 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,380 Someone's been charging items to Graciella Campos' account 140 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:20,662 without Graciella's permission. 141 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,829 Yeah? Well, I'm Graciella. 142 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,725 And did you get to the bottom of the particular situation? 143 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:28,044 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. 144 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,836 Perhaps there was a mix-up at the register. 145 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,841 Uh, I'm sorry, There's no mix-up. 146 00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:33,394 I'm Graciella Campos. 147 00:06:33,496 --> 00:06:36,836 And that must be the other bathing suit that was charged to my room. 148 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:38,668 Where'd you get the bathing suit, miss? 149 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,807 Oh, I got this at, um... 150 00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:43,021 Uh... 151 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:44,887 She's speechless. As am I. 152 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,340 I mean, this is a goddamn outrage. 153 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,680 I don't know who this hag is, 154 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:50,237 this swindler, but I'm Graciella Campos. 155 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:53,100 Oh! Okay, okay, is this for real? 156 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,755 If she's the real Graciella, then prove it. You got ID on you? 157 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:58,213 -I'm wearing a friggin' tankini! -Oh, yeah? 158 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,247 Well, I do. 159 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,280 You motherfucker! 160 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:02,936 That's Mrs. Campos to you, bitch! 161 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:05,223 All right. We wanna do everything we can to avoid causing a scene here. 162 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:06,741 Oh, you do not wanna fuck with me! 163 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,080 I will sully the name Courtyard Park Hotel on TripAdvisor. 164 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:13,948 They'll be callin' it Prisonyard Park Hotel! 165 00:07:14,054 --> 00:07:16,234 Uh, you will hear from my fucking lawyer. 166 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:19,372 I will Erin Brockovich this bitch. 167 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,543 -Mrs. Campos: Oh! -Luke: Hey! 168 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,578 That's my fucking purse! 169 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,690 Luke: Hey! 170 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,855 No running! 171 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,413 Donna: That lifeguard noticed ya! Del: Yeah, I bet he did. 172 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:29,787 Oh. 173 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:30,757 Thanks! 174 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,587 [ Donna laughing ] 175 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:40,077 [ Donna speaking indistinctly ] 176 00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:42,123 [ Donna laughs ] 177 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,260 Dang! 178 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:45,469 -Graciella is quite the party girl. -Oh, God! 179 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:47,608 Kinda like this bitch now, huh? 180 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,261 Hmm. 181 00:07:55,129 --> 00:07:56,549 What is it, kid? 182 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:58,305 I feel bad. 183 00:07:58,408 --> 00:07:59,618 You feel bad? For what? 184 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,830 'Cause I messed up. Completely forgot the lie. 185 00:08:01,929 --> 00:08:04,759 -I fucking panicked. -Hey! Hey... 186 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:07,113 Don't you ever apologize for bein' better than me. 187 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,250 Ever. 188 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:10,106 You hear me? 189 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:11,283 Yeah. 190 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:12,937 -Yeah. -[ chuckles softly ] 191 00:08:12,975 --> 00:08:16,425 Hey, I saw a sign at the hotel that said, "Murphy Family Reunion." 192 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,260 Maybe go back tomorrow and be Murphys. 193 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,669 I don't think we can go back to the Courtyard Park Hotel 194 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:22,806 for a very long time. Probably ever. 195 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:26,296 Fuck the Courtyard Park Hotel. DoubleTree's got free cookies. 196 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,923 I hate those cookies. 197 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,614 Yeah. So does my ass, but that don't stop me. Get that, will you? 198 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,958 Hey, don't tell your father you drove. 199 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:38,143 Hey. Where the fuck were you two, huh? 200 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:40,381 -At the library. -Bobby: At the library? Really? 201 00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:41,795 Come here. [ sniffs ] 202 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:43,761 Ah, your breath don't smell like books. 203 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,279 Well? Where? 204 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:47,837 Courtyard Park Hotel. 205 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:50,291 What? Again with the pool-hoppin' shit, Donna? Come on! 206 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:52,951 Hey, build me a pool, and I don't have to drive to the west side to find one. 207 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:54,399 You're in construction for Christ's sake. 208 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:56,119 Just build a hole in the ground and fill it with a hose. 209 00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:57,635 -I'm gonna dig a hole back there, right? -Yeah. 210 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:59,815 -And I'm gonna jump the fuck in, right? -Finally! 211 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,539 So I don't have to deal with you twos anymore, all right? 212 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:02,854 -Get in there. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 213 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:04,296 -Okay, okay. Sorry, Daddy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:09:04,405 --> 00:09:06,165 -Get inside, will you? -I'm gonna wash up for supper. 215 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:08,619 Hey, what is this? I don't remember buying you a goddamn bathin' suit. 216 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,000 You didn't. Graciella did. 217 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:11,861 Wait, who the fuck is Graciella? 218 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:13,515 She paid for your daughter's bathin' suit, so quit your bitchin'. 219 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,003 Hey. No, no. Come here. 220 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:17,826 Don't be draggin' our daughter into your schemin' shit. 221 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,006 -Oh, I'm sorry. I've been a bad girl. -Yeah. 222 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,532 I know, but I don't want Delilah bein' a bad girl. 223 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,562 Hey, Delilah's a good kid, okay? 224 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,357 All right, look, baby, one Donna's trouble enough. 225 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:28,884 -[ chuckles ] -The world don't need another one. 226 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:30,092 -[ growls ] -[ laughing ] 227 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,330 -I got you something. -What did you get me? 228 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,883 No, you didn't! Oh, my God, you got me clams! 229 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,198 -[ laughs ] -Do they come with the bellies? 230 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:38,679 Because I am not paying for a box of breadcrumbs. 231 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:40,225 Oh, come on, who loves you? 232 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:41,748 You do. 233 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:43,197 -[ gasps ] -[ exclaims ] 234 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,406 -Oh, you're disgusting, you know that? -[ laughing ] 235 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,560 What's that smell? 236 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,351 Tuna. Tryin' to get a cat from the wall. 237 00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:54,904 Supposedly a cat. 238 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:57,078 It's a fuckin' cat. When I find it, I'm gonna strangle this thing. 239 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:59,912 Hey! You better not be wastin' my goddamn tuna. 240 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:01,433 You fucking open it, you eat it. 241 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,911 Hey! Sit down. We're sittin' at the table like proper people! 242 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:06,607 -God. Geez. -Stop kidding around. 243 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,189 Your sister has an announcement to make. 244 00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:10,397 -I do? -Yeah. Tell 'em about the school thing. 245 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:12,852 Tell 'em. 246 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,617 I'm running for Class President. 247 00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:18,378 What? No, that shit's just a popularity contest. 248 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,929 -No. -Yeah, so what? 249 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:22,413 What, are you popular all of a sudden now, Dee, huh? 250 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:23,798 Not really. 251 00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:25,379 She thinks she's better than people 'cause she reads books. 252 00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:26,936 You're just jealous 'cause you can't even read. 253 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,210 -I can read. -Okay, Carl, 254 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:31,908 spell "restaurant". 255 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,630 I'm eatin' right now. What is this, fucking Harvard school? 256 00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:35,146 Because you can't. 257 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:36,945 -I can. You know what I can spell? "Fuck you!" -Try it then. 258 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,600 -Fuck you! -Hey, hey! Shut up, already! 259 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,948 Hey, hey, hey. Shut the fuck up! 260 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,064 I think this election thing will be good for her. 261 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:45,329 You know, get her out of her shell. 262 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,887 I mean, she'd be popular. She's just quieter. 263 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:50,132 Why does she care if people fucking like her or not? 264 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,645 I mean, fuck them. 265 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,894 If people aren't assholes now, they're gonna become assholes later. 266 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,588 Mark my fucking words, Del. 267 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,069 Yeah, well, you got a big head start. 268 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:59,313 All right, thanks for the pep talk, everybody. I gotta study. 269 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:00,277 Nerd! 270 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,763 Donna: Del! Hey, hey, hey! Come here! 271 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:02,938 Come here, come here. 272 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,772 Come on. I'll take you to the store tomorrow 273 00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,672 and we'll get some poster boards and sequins 274 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,079 and glitter, and Puffy paint and all that. 275 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:10,814 You can't win a campaign without campaign posters, huh? 276 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,671 Who's gonna pay for all this, your friend Graciollo? 277 00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,115 Because I ain't paying for fucking shit. 278 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,425 Yeah, you are. She's gonna win this thing. Mark my words. 279 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:18,987 Well, it's a waste of time and it's a waste of goddamn money. 280 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,852 Hey, eat your clam bellies, you goddamned Gloomy Gus. 281 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,477 -[ meows ] -I saw his head! 282 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,645 Donna: Shit. You okay? 283 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,477 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna put him in the wall with that goddamn cat. 284 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:31,825 You and I are raising a couple of fucking morons, you know that? 285 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:34,112 And one future fuckin' President! 286 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,700 [ laughs ] 287 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,138 -Go study! -Go get 'em, kid. 288 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:38,799 Would you get your elbows off the goddamn table? 289 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,485 Hey, I'm fucking fine. 290 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:41,837 It's okay, Ted. 291 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:47,355 Hey, excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about the blood drive? 292 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:50,355 Hey, we need volunteers to pour the orange juice. 293 00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:58,173 [ sighs ] I'm gonna punch someone in the face till they need a blood drive. 294 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,030 Chill, we'll just go table to table. 295 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,583 You know, meet the people. 296 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,166 No, I hate the people. 297 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,864 Well, I need the people to like me, 298 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,795 so smile for once in your life. 299 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,695 You're in an oddly upbeat mood. 300 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,870 My mom's helpin' me run for Class President. 301 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,350 Damn. 302 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:15,837 Your mom? For real? 303 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,533 Hey, be nice. 304 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,363 I don't know what's more surprising, 305 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,222 you putting yourself out there like this... 306 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,876 [ scoffs ] Or your fuckin' mom bein' helpful. 307 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,824 All right. Give her a break. You know she tries. 308 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,708 Sometimes. 309 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,158 -Hey. -Natalie: Hi. 310 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,987 Hi, I'm Del. This is Natalie. 311 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:36,167 This a gay-straight alliance thing? Or... 312 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:38,207 I hate the people. 313 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:40,549 Well, we're holdin' a blood drive next week. 314 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:42,421 It's for our hockey team. 315 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,380 You know, our goalie got hurt pretty bad. 316 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,699 Dude took a blade to the jugular. 317 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,394 Vein just ripped open, 318 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:56,185 and blood was spurtin' everywhere like a fuckin' faucet. 319 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,402 He almost bled to death right on the ice, 320 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,612 and then, when the paramedics finally came, 321 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,890 they were slippin' and slidin' in all this blood 322 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,891 and one of 'em actually threw up. 323 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,723 That was a fuckin' shit show. 324 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,071 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know, they was able to save him, 325 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:12,758 thanks to people chipping in and donating their blood, 326 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:16,621 much like you guys. So, what do you think? 327 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,136 What's in it for me? 328 00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:21,585 Uh, the satisfaction of helpin' others? 329 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:24,038 [ scoffs ] Do we get out of class? 330 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,555 Yes. 331 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,257 Should've just opened with that. 332 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,327 Hey, uh, while I'm here, I'm also running for Class President, 333 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:35,472 so, you know, maybe if you like, you could vote for me. 334 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,298 I'll let you copy my English homework. 335 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:42,104 Oh, yeah. She's a fuckin' English savant. 336 00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,581 -I don't know what that means. -Natalie: Yeah, exactly. 337 00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:48,065 But with her doing your homework, you won't have to, so. 338 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,421 Works for me. 339 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:53,489 Hey, uh, didn't you and your dumpster-fire of a mom 340 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:56,181 get thrown out the Courtyard Park Hotel the other day? 341 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,673 It's Oxy, right? Not crack. 342 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:01,838 -Or is it both? -Hey, Ugly Betty, eat a dick. 343 00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:04,024 [ scoffs ] You know what? 344 00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:06,469 I'm thinking' I'll run for Class President. 345 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:10,299 Maybe my campaign platform could be "Crack is Whack." 346 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:14,302 Yeah, I heard Eric Powers liked your crack. 347 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,785 By the way, just because you take it in the ass 348 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,550 doesn't mean you're still a virgin. 349 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,650 So, yeah. Fuck you! 350 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,618 Thanks. I'm sure that'll help me get elected. 351 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:26,966 Oh, fuck 'em. 352 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:29,143 Hey, why do you care what those bitches think, anyway? 353 00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:31,657 I don't. Fuck those hoes. 354 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,667 I gotta go. My ma's picking me up. 355 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:35,009 I'll see ya tomorrow. 356 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,410 [ tires squeal ] 357 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,414 Where's Ma? 358 00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:57,896 She don't feel so good. 359 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,140 Just get in. 360 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,213 Come on, get in. 361 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,320 [ inhales deeply ] 362 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,566 Mmm. 363 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,016 Hey, Del. 364 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,711 This shit's expensive. 365 00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:17,712 Yeah, well, this shit's necessary. 366 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:20,444 How are people supposed to vote for me if they don't know who I am? 367 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,060 Well, I'll tell you what. You don't need a fucking poster board. 368 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:24,993 All you need's a black sharpie, right? 369 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,996 You want to remind people to vote for you, 370 00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,758 you could write your name on the bathroom walls. 371 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,338 That's how I got your mom's number. 372 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,040 Ma promised puffy paint. 373 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:34,730 Hey, what are you doing'? Hmm? 374 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:37,631 I like the pink, but I think the green might be more gender-neutral. 375 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,219 Gender what? The fuck is gender-neutral? 376 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:41,629 Hey, look. Look at me. 377 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,393 I ain't buying you both, okay? 378 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:46,805 So just pick one, so we could please get the fuck outta here. 379 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,601 This would have been more fun with Ma. 380 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,876 Yeah, well, clearly, your mother's not here. 381 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,264 I know. 382 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,918 Hey, kid. What are you, what are you... 383 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,584 What are you doing all this for, huh? 384 00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:59,961 -What? -All this shit. 385 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:01,962 You know, this goddamn popularity contest. 386 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:03,654 Doing all this fake shit for votes? Come on. 387 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,585 I don't know, I like helpin' people. That so bad? 388 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,620 There's a cheaper way of helping people. 389 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:11,586 By doing nothing and staying out of the fucking way. 390 00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:14,044 You know, it's better than begging for attention 391 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,285 from a bunch of fucking jack-wagons 392 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,049 who ain't worth your weight in spit. 393 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,079 Maybe I wanna be noticed for once. 394 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:23,566 For something good. Okay? 395 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,572 I notice you. And you know, your ma, she notices you. 396 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,605 Yeah, well, people don't always say nice things about me. 397 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:32,093 Well, not me, but you know what I mean. 398 00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:34,509 About your ma, you mean? 399 00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,252 Go with the green. 400 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:49,798 You know, green reminds people of money 401 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:51,795 'cause people are fucking greedy. 402 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:54,597 -You think? -Yeah, no doubt. 403 00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:56,814 We don't need the puffy paint. 404 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,193 Fuck that. We're getting the fuckin' puffy paint, 405 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,434 we're getting the scented markers. 406 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,817 You and me, we're gonna have a party. 407 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,330 -[ laughs ] -Come on. 408 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,166 [ cart rattling ] 409 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:18,182 -[ siren wailing in the distance] -[ dog barking ] 410 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,209 -[ Bobby sighs ] -[ cat meows ] 411 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,529 Bobby: Oh, hey, hey, hey. 412 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,910 What the fuck are you two bozos doin' now? 413 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,502 Trying to smoke out the cat. 414 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,669 Smoking out the... 415 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,535 What are you, fucking crazy? You're gonna burn down my goddamn house. 416 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:36,058 Give me that. Come on, come on. Chop-chop. 417 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:39,058 Smoke out a cat, huh? Stop it. 418 00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,681 [ indistinct whispering ] 419 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:41,893 My kids... 420 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,862 Del, can you do me a favor? 421 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,510 Can you, uh, paint on this, 422 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,338 just, uh, so you don't make a mess and don't fuck up my table, please? 423 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,687 Table's already fucked up. 424 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,314 Yeah, 'cause, uh, somebody... [ whistles ] 425 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,897 Doesn't know how to use a fucking coaster. 426 00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:57,774 "Coastas," he says! All the sudden, this guy's pushin' coastas. 427 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,079 Martha Stewart over here. 428 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:00,674 Come on, darling, You can use anything as a frigging coaster. 429 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:02,555 Here, why don't you use one of Del's books, huh? 430 00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:07,192 -Come on, now! Donna! -Shit! 431 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,504 -It's okay. It's okay. -No, it's not! 432 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,535 Hey, hey, hey, relax. I'll help her make another one. 433 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,542 Do you know how much this shit costs, huh? 434 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,915 [ sighs ] No. 435 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,514 No, you wouldn't, because you didn't show up at the craft store 436 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:18,032 like you were supposed to, did you? 437 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,721 God, quit being fucking cheap. 438 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,273 It's not about me being cheap, all right? 439 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,856 You're a fuckin' embarrassment. 440 00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:24,523 -Daddy, don't... -No! 441 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,350 Your daughter here is bustin' her ass 442 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,351 tryin' to become school president 443 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,043 and you're not helping her. 444 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,084 All of her friends snickering, 445 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,461 -gossiping about your... -My what? 446 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:39,286 What are they saying'? Hmm? 447 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:45,640 I'm going' outside for a beer. 448 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:46,745 Alone. 449 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:51,577 Dad, that is a great idea. I'm coming with you. 450 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:53,553 Hey, dummy, what the fuck I just say, huh? 451 00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:01,277 [ door closes ] 452 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,154 I didn't say nothing' about you. 453 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,980 You know, he's just, he's being... 454 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:12,841 I'm sorry. 455 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,906 What'd I tell you about apologizing for being better than me? 456 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:18,987 Stop it. 457 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:25,956 He'll calm down. 458 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,506 He can call me whatever he wants. 459 00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:30,815 He says things, that's what he does. 460 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,960 [ sighs ] 461 00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:35,138 What about... 462 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:38,283 "What the Hell, Vote for Del?" 463 00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,625 -[ both chuckle ] -Kinda love that. 464 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,151 That's 'cause it's fuckin' good. 465 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,671 [ laughs ] 466 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,460 Wow, you should've been an artist or something. 467 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,116 I dabbled back in the day. 468 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,192 You dabbled? 469 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,882 -Graffiti mostly. -[ chuckles ] 470 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,713 -It's perfect. -Hmm. 471 00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,197 All right, now let me hear that speech of yours. 472 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,791 -No, it's not ready yet. -Hey... 473 00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:05,794 They're gonna fuckin' love you, kid. 474 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,862 How do you know that? 475 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,685 Because I fuckin' love ya. 476 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,624 So they have to at least like ya. 477 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:12,867 Or I'll kill 'em. 478 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,210 [ both chuckle ] 479 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:18,456 -Come on. -Okay. 480 00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:20,866 Okay. [ sighs ] 481 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:25,673 [ paper rustling ] 482 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:27,921 [ sighs ] 483 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,890 Good morning, Hagler. 484 00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,679 My name's Del Luccetti and I'm running for Class President. 485 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,166 [ whooping ] 486 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,509 [ laughing ] 487 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,545 That's my daughter! [ laughing ] 488 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:44,375 If elected, I promise to not make any stupid promises 489 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:45,694 that I can't keep. 490 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,517 Because when I decide to do something, 491 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,315 I always follow through 492 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,900 because I like helpin' people. 493 00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:57,052 So that's why we're finally gonna wash those rancid P.E. pinnies. 494 00:20:57,152 --> 00:21:00,712 We're gonna put free tampons in all the girls' bathrooms 495 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:02,611 and we're gonna spackle over that peephole 496 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,679 Coach Porter left in the boys' locker room 497 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,780 before his "early retirement." 498 00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:09,266 Whoo! 499 00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:12,027 girl: Del's a crack baby! 500 00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,762 [ scattered laughter ] 501 00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:16,283 Uh... 502 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,758 [ indistinct chatter ] 503 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,560 Uh, listen, you can... You can call me whatever you want. 504 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,700 You don't have to like me, 505 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:33,434 but you should know that I like you 506 00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:36,743 and I wanna do good stuff. 507 00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:39,367 Like this blood drive we're having for Gordie. 508 00:21:40,057 --> 00:21:41,917 Um... 509 00:21:42,024 --> 00:21:44,444 So I... I hope you'll let me help you. 510 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,308 So... 511 00:21:46,408 --> 00:21:48,578 What the hell, Vote for Del. 512 00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:49,716 Peace. 513 00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:57,445 [ all cheering ] 514 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:02,837 [ indistinct chatter ] 515 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:07,402 [ sniffles ] 516 00:22:15,161 --> 00:22:16,511 Luke: I liked your speech. 517 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:20,267 Oh. 518 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:23,033 I mean, they called me a crack baby, but at least they knew my name. 519 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,104 [ both chuckle ] 520 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:25,934 Um, for real, though, 521 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,004 Gordie is, like, one of my best friends. 522 00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:29,445 I'm on the team, too. 523 00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:31,516 -Oh, no shit. -Yeah. 524 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,656 That blood drive thing, that's a dope idea. 525 00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:36,487 Thanks for giving a shit and doing something. 526 00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:38,836 -Most people don't. -Yeah. Thanks. 527 00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:42,668 So your mom, she's a... She's riot, huh? [ chuckles ] 528 00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:46,805 Yeah, yeah. She's a maniac, but she's pretty fun. 529 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:49,507 You should come over to our game sometime. You know, watch us play. 530 00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:51,159 You can bring your mom. 531 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,995 Um, or, uh... Or no. I mean, just you can come. 532 00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:58,649 -Whatever's good. -Yeah. 533 00:22:59,136 --> 00:23:00,786 Yeah, I'll come. 534 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:01,856 Okay. 535 00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,037 I'll see you around. 536 00:23:23,091 --> 00:23:24,401 Ma! 537 00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:39,347 Hey. Where's Ma? I gotta tell her something. 538 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,522 Ah, Delilah. 539 00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:42,276 My speech, it went... She's gotta hear this. 540 00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:44,656 -Hey. Delilah, Delilah. -One second. I gotta go tell Ma. 541 00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:48,048 Delilah, please just come here. 542 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:52,908 What's wrong? 543 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,397 Look, I, um... 544 00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:56,442 I gotta tell you something, okay? 545 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:58,508 But you got to... 546 00:23:58,609 --> 00:24:01,439 You gotta swear to me. 547 00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:03,413 You gotta promise me that you're not gonna cry. 548 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,752 Okay? 549 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,026 Look, your, um... 550 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,311 Your mother, she did something... 551 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,066 She did something really stupid. 552 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,077 And she's, uh... 553 00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:20,219 Delilah, she's not... She's not coming back. 554 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,881 Your ma is gone. 555 00:24:28,328 --> 00:24:30,748 They said it was, uh... 556 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:32,819 They said it was an accident.[ cries ] 557 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,721 [ sniffling ] 558 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:40,930 Hey, you promised me you weren't gonna cry. 559 00:24:41,031 --> 00:24:42,761 Don't cry. 560 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,974 I'm not gonna cry. 561 00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:17,171 [ muffled laughter ] 562 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,938 [ both laughing ] 563 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,697 [ school bell rings ] 564 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:33,843 [ indistinct chatter ] 565 00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:57,424 Hey. Why are you avoiding me? 566 00:25:57,521 --> 00:25:58,731 Del: I'm not. 567 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,219 [ stutters ] How are you? 568 00:26:03,182 --> 00:26:04,252 What do you think? 569 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:07,735 Sorry, that was a stupid fucking question. I... 570 00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:09,285 Uh... 571 00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:11,805 Hey, you know, the election's in two days. 572 00:26:11,915 --> 00:26:15,435 Maybe I could help you hand out buttons or somethin'. 573 00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:17,199 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 574 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,030 You know, you wanted everyone to like you, 575 00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:24,071 so maybe people are gonna vote for you 'cause they feel bad. 576 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,380 No offense, though. 577 00:26:28,552 --> 00:26:31,212 Uh, you gonna do that blood drive? 578 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,703 -It might be a good distraction from the-- -Yeah. 579 00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:38,013 Hey, pizza boats at lunch! [ chuckles ] 580 00:26:38,113 --> 00:26:41,083 Someone's gonna need to be the fucking captain of that boat! 581 00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,665 [ Natalie chuckles ] 582 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,777 [ cat meows ] 583 00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:03,136 [ indistinct chatter ] 584 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:17,394 [ coughs ] 585 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,714 Miss, are you all right? 586 00:28:30,812 --> 00:28:32,192 What's your name? 587 00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:35,129 My name's Julie Campos. 588 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,030 I'm the daughter of Graciella Campos. 589 00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:39,339 We're here for the Medical Supply convention. 590 00:28:39,441 --> 00:28:41,061 The convention was last week. 591 00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:47,969 Del, are you gonna be all right? 592 00:28:54,249 --> 00:28:56,359 [ indistinct chatter ] 593 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,610 Hey. 594 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:12,822 I just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear about what happened and everything. 595 00:29:12,923 --> 00:29:14,583 It's super sad, and... 596 00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:20,173 You know, I'm just sorry and everything for you and your family. 597 00:29:27,627 --> 00:29:29,837 [ screaming ] 598 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,949 Del, what the fuck are you doing? 599 00:29:39,053 --> 00:29:41,023 [ all screaming ] 600 00:29:58,624 --> 00:30:00,634 Del! You're okay? 601 00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:02,799 Del. Hey, what happened? 602 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:10,216 Which one of you suffered, huh? 603 00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:12,285 -You take him yet? -Of course. 604 00:30:13,777 --> 00:30:15,947 -Oh, shit. -Bobby: The fuck is this? 605 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:18,956 What the fuck? 606 00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:21,228 [ TV playing indistinctly ] 607 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,940 [ cat purring ] 608 00:30:39,078 --> 00:30:42,458 -I found the cat. -[ meows ] 609 00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:44,495 [ theme music playing ]