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Do you think I should
get her ears pierced?
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- I don't know!
- Yeah!
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I didn't get mine pierced
until I was 14, I think?
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Yeah, I think that's right.
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Yes, she's grandma's little angel.
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Right? Grandma's little angel.
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- She sleeps so well.
- She does.
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Just share that with everybody.
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Let me get my phone
and we'll take a picture. Keep on going.
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Okay, look over here, guys.
One, two, three...
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Smile, faith!
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- Dad is gonna document this whole life.
- That's right.
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- Still a tiny, tiny, thing.
- I'll take a selfie.
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Whose nose do you think she has?
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- Yours.
- I think it might be Omar's.
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Grandpa.
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It's me.
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Look at this. Look, look, look.
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She always grabs my finger.
No matter what she does.
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Is that your happy face?
She likes to grab your finger.
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She loves it.
She just holds my hand.
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Look at this, look at this.
She won't let go!
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- So funny!
- We're in a good family!
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I'm sorry, baby faith.
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God took your daddy.
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♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
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♪ The muffin man, the muffin man? ♪
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♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
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♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
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- Who loves you?
- Mama!
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Where are you?
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I love you, grandpa.
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Now, he's taken you.
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"Blessed are those who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.
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For it is not the will of my father
who is in heaven
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that one of these little ones
should perish."
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Then why is she in the box?
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Where was our father
when she got sick?
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Please rise and join me
in reciting psalm 23
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from the old testament for the spirit
of faith Elizabeth amable-amo-fareed.
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- "The lord is my Shepherd."
- "The lord is my Shepherd."
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- "I shall not want."
- "I shall not want."
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"He maketh me
to lie down in green pastures."
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"He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures."
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"He restoreth my soul."
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Who kills innocent healers and children?
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Daddy. We have to have faith.
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I have no faith.
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Breakfast!
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Sheila tranquinila,
how does your garden grow?
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Well, the rabbits seem to be enjoying it.
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I'll pick up some meshed wire.
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Hmm. That's what you said last summer.
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Well, last summer I lied.
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This summer, I promise.
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I really do need that wire mesh.
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That ladies home and garden contest
is fast approaching.
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How do I help you?
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Ask whozit, your eternal love lord.
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You know, if you make fun
of my faith one more time,
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I'm going to stop speaking to you.
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Let me think about that.
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I'd better get to work.
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That's a really good idea.
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You are getting on my last nerve.
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Be ready to forgive again and again...
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And again. Amen.
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Oh, god.
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Good morning, Mr. Amable-amo.
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Would you like to be undisturbed?
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Disturb me at will, Karen.
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Um...
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Mr. Amable-amo,
your daughter is here.
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Send her in, please.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Thanks for seeing me.
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Oh, please.
As if I wouldn't see my baby.
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How are you, huh? Sit down.
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- A little situation.
- Oh.
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The pipes in the school's bathroom burst
and flooded the kitchen!
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- I'm really sorry, baby.
- Yeah, well.
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Uh, can you run an after-school program
if you're not actually open after school?
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How much is it gonna cost to fix?
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Um, just $5,000.
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But I'm already three months late
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on my mortgage payment, daddy.
I'm so...
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I see. Your mom and I could help.
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No, you already do so much.
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We can do more.
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Hey, Daniel. Hey, Bruce.
What's going on? Janice!
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Oh, daddy.
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Come on, baby. That's okay.
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That's me. Best job ever.
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Oh, I love you.
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So, Mr. A... oh, sorry! Interrupting!
Nuisance guy! Private moment!
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No, no! I'm sorry. He's...
My dad, he's just...
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I... I... I wish I knew more dads
who were... just.
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This is Gabe berkowitz,
my new assistant vp for compliance.
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This is my daughter.
Audrey amable-amo-fareed.
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Hi. Of course. Hi.
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Words are worthless to say anything
meaningful about your losses, so I'll...
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So I'll stop trying to use 'em. Words.
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I know.
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Okay. I love you, daddy. Bye.
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Um, you know, your dad told me
about the work that you do.
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If you ever need a mountain biker
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who's also a world-class
ukulele player...
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- I'll be there.
- Oh.
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- Cool.
- Okay.
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Well, hello there, hot dog! Huh?
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What are you doing here?
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Where'd you come from? Huh?
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Well, some very inclusive person
is missing you.
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Come here, little belly.
Come here, little belly.
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Oh, that's a little belly boy.
Wanna get some water?
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Anything else
you need from me, Mr. A?
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Yes. I want the bank to do more.
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More for who? Or whom.
Is it who or whom?
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Whom. Everybody.
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- Hmm.
- Our community.
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Audrey, my daughter is...
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Well, your daughter's
gonna miss another payment.
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The thing is, the examiner
isn't gonna care.
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He's gonna foreclose.
And we are a bank.
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Oh, really? Gee! Since when?
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The thing is, they will shut you down,
if you don't follow the rules.
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- When's our criminal defense due?
- Two days.
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Okay. Well, let's get ready
to be examined.
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Shave all your body hair.
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Okay, okay.
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Fist bump? Good talk.
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Oh, boy.
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"Joe, it's god. I have chosen you
for a special mission.
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I could have done
the whole burning bush thing,
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but all the plants in your office
are artificial."
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Um, very funny!
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Um, whoever hacked into my computer
and left me an attractive
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and grammatically correct
message from, uh...
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Oh. It's a bad idea.
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Whoever hacked my computer,
uh, no need to confess.
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Please, just UN-hack it.
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And, uh, thank you all
for your kind attention to my...
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Psychotic outbursts.
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All right. Whoever this is,
you want a playmate? Here you go.
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"Hey there, god.
About time I heard from you.
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Let's meet for lunch to discuss..."
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Oh!
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"Resist the sarcasm, Joe.
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Rather, behold and believe!"
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Karen, my printer prints in black, right?
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Yes, sir. Problem?
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There's someone that's trying...
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Ah, what?
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What?
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Thanks, Karen.
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"I'll give you a more traditional sign.
A big white dove will tap your window,
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wink at you, flap three times, fly away."
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Winking white dove drone.
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Very impressive.
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Hey, Gabe!
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Are you in control of all of this?
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Oh!
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Oh! I'll call the copy machine people.
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It's okay. It's just being innovative.
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First American bank examination report?
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"I want you free
to concentrate on your mission."
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Well, what's my mission?
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Wait. Puppy dog.
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Hmm. Wait.
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Sand wedge.
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Go give that to Joe.
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Good boy!
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Good boy!
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You have reached
Sheila amable-amo.
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Please leave a message.
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Hi.
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What have you got?
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Huh? What's this?
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"Sometimes we forget to remember
what we have known all of our lives."
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Such as the power of faith
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to fill us with the power
to change our lives.
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"In an instant of revelation."
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Do you have to travel to the revelation
or can I stay in the air conditioning?
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Well, you know, honey, I've always
enjoyed the fact you're a little nuts.
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It's part of your charm.
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So, uh...
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- What's the mission?
- Yes.
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It's so ludicrous
that you're gonna say what I did.
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How could god,
given all the strife in the world,
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care about such a mission?
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Wouldn't, couldn't, so doesn't.
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Okay. So, the mission is
three, two, one...
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Win the golf championship
of the world entire.
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I told you!
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That is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard
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since probably the last
most ridiculous thing!
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Ah!
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I don't know if this is relevant,
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but there's a really big dove
on your head.
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- Is it pooping?
- No.
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It just winked at me.
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It did that to me too!
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Oh, Joseph, I haven't seen that smile
in such a long time.
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I'm not smiling. I'm grimacing.
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No, querido. That's a smile.
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I'm a little scared.
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Me too.
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But I figure that's par for the course.
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We haven't had this much to drink, right?
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No.
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Can we agree that what just happened
just happened?
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, I could take you
to the mental hospital or...
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You could accept
that not a prankster, not a hacker,
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but the almighty... chose you.
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And you could follow the instructions.
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You believe that this was...
Is an act of god?
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I not only believe.
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I am overjoyed
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that god has chosen Joseph amable-amo.
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And maybe it's no accident
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that your name means
what god needs you to be.
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Joe kind-love.
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But golf?
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I think you should go.
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All right.
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Are they kidding?
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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Could be someone's
a fabulous bird trainer...
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Or not.
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Boy.
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Wow.
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Could be set for a weird zombie movie...
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Or not.
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Hey, it's you again.
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What have you got there?
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Hey! What's this? What's this?
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"Amable-amo Joseph.
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Kind-love Joe, hit some warm-up shots.
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Dog's name is sand wedge."
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You Sandy or wedgie for short?
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Ah. Sandy, of course.
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Wedgie would be a little risqué
for a divine operation like this.
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Aw, man!
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Phew!
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Not bad! For a stove-up
old banker.
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Herb.
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Joe amable-amo.
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I reckon the almighty lord
already told you about me, yeah?
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Almighty lord?
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Almighty plus lord, a.L. Al...
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Whoa.
258
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,725
Heck, well, you know,
I kind of figured, uh...
259
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:53,689
I kind of figured we were on the brink
of getting updates from the beyond.
260
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,608
Whoo, these are old. Yeah.
261
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,653
While you were figuring out
what you needed to figure out
262
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,697
to get you to show up here, yeah?
263
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,283
Well, that's interesting figuring, herb.
264
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,911
Well, can't say I blame you
for having your doubts.
265
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,205
About the almighty or my golf game?
266
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:12,583
Well, I mean,
who could doubt the almighty?
267
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:16,170
Me, I could. I have. I do.
268
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,964
And I'm not up for this ludicrous mission.
269
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,843
Unless you have a robotics person
who can give me back
270
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,304
the body and game I had when I was 30.
271
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:29,850
Well, my part in this mission is, Joe,
272
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,978
I get you to trust and believe.
273
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,690
And your part is to turn all of that
self-doubt right there into faith.
274
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,400
Now how 'bout...
275
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,360
How 'bout you hit me a ball?
276
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,363
What if I say no?
277
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,283
You say no,
I give you money for gas
278
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,494
and you go back to the incredible
excitement of your current life in...
279
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,163
I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
280
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,915
High finance!
281
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:59,421
Trust in a higher purpose
than you figured was your highest purpose.
282
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:02,257
Lots of things are possible, Joe.
283
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:05,719
I'd love to cooperate,
284
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:10,641
but when my daughter
lost her husband and child,
285
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:13,268
and what she continues
to sacrifice her life for,
286
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:16,563
a non-profit school for homeless kids.
287
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:17,940
That's my...
288
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:23,612
She and those kids. I mean...
289
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,450
Well, then, heck, Joe!
I mean, cash in then!
290
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:29,785
Cash it in!
291
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:34,248
I don't know if you or mighty al know,
292
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:39,169
but amateurs can't receive cash prizes.
293
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,297
I'm thinking endorsements.
294
00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:44,550
Endorsements?
295
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,054
Senile-guy swim diapers.
296
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:54,226
Stair lifts with built-in bedpans.
297
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:56,770
They don't have those, do they?
298
00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,731
Talking stool softeners.
299
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,195
That is funny!
300
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,405
I haven't seen those.
301
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,659
Walk-in bathtub with...
302
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:12,578
Salad bar.
303
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,538
And more! You know, sponge cake!
304
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,914
Sponge cake.
305
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,792
They've never had
a spokesperson.
306
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,044
Sponge cake.
307
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:24,464
Thirty-five years is too long.
308
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:37,269
Ah!
309
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,231
Oh, it was just like that movie.
310
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,609
You know, close encounters
of the third kind.
311
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,694
The light was on me.
And it wasn't for a long time,
312
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:48,822
but it was on me and it was weird.
313
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:52,451
I don't know. Some kind
of atmospheric anomaly. I don't know.
314
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:57,122
Maybe what you thought
was an atmospheric anomaly
315
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,374
was really a message from god.
316
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,382
Or maybe it was an atmospheric anomaly.
317
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:12,638
Joseph... no one, no one thing
318
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:15,641
can force you back
to the faith you once had.
319
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:21,021
I'm gonna change my concept
to what a day is.
320
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:24,691
Hmm. I'm interested
in how you're gonna do that.
321
00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:29,446
Go to bed at 9:00, and wake up at 4:00.
322
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,906
Theory being?
323
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:35,536
A two-hour head start
on the rest of the world every day.
324
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:39,873
Hmm. Maybe a way to hit 200 golf balls
325
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:42,543
and run a bank and spend
enough time with your wife
326
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,461
that she doesn't abandon you.
327
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,631
Until further notice,
328
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,843
I'll be coming in at 6:00
and leaving at 3:00.
329
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,177
Thank you.
330
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,809
Thanks for helping me
with this office.
331
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,811
Hey, boss. Love the new hours.
332
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:04,064
For me, not for you, Gabe.
333
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,441
Knew it. Uh, oh, and great job
on those two reports.
334
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,461
Looked them over. First time
I didn't make any mistakes.
335
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:12,489
Oh, and also, I set up the exit interview
with the examiner for Friday at 11:00.
336
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,700
Looking forward to that like a root canal.
337
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,619
Oh, no, you should try a root canal.
You know what? My mom had one
338
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,514
and she said that it was really
like a twilight sleep...
339
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,914
- Gabe?
- Yep?
340
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:24,793
If Audrey and I wanted
to start riding a bike,
341
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:29,214
what would you suggest we do first
342
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:32,301
after, say, buying the bike?
343
00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:34,553
Pedal?
344
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:41,226
Now. Give these babies a try.
345
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:47,149
Okay? Thing I taught nicklaus
was, slow down at the top.
346
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:49,484
Finish your backswing
before starting your downswing.
347
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:51,212
It worked pretty good
for old Jackson, huh?
348
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:52,654
You taught Jack nicklaus.
349
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:54,656
One lesson, all it took.
350
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,909
Here, hit this.
351
00:26:56,992 --> 00:27:00,662
All the way back, all the way through.
Think ballet.
352
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:04,875
Right? So that club you got right there,
I call it Joe's slice hotch,
353
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,877
and this one right here
is your hook hotch.
354
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,046
Now, jojo, hit me a nice fade.
355
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,217
Sponge cake!
356
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,761
- Wow!
- Beautiful!
357
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,936
- How 'bout a cold one?
- Absolutely!
358
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,189
Hey, Sandy. How old are you?
Around 14?
359
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:29,441
Pretty close.
Fourteen hundred, closer.
360
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,404
Ooh, boy. My idea of a cold one's
are beer-related. What's this?
361
00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:38,450
- Ha! That's my special herb's herb tea.
- Hmm.
362
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,285
Huh? Say that ten times fast. But not now.
363
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,849
Do it on your own time
'cause you've got golf balls to collect.
364
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,625
Ah, you and your daddy boy
were real close, yeah?
365
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,254
He was my hero.
366
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:55,300
Hard worker, strong faith,
stronger values.
367
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,470
Best golfer in town.
368
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:03,225
When I graduated from high school,
I was offered a full-ride scholarship.
369
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:07,312
College all-American.
Satellite tour. And then, uh...
370
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,523
What? I don't recall.
371
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:13,986
Oh, yeah. Then life kind of got in the way
of kind-love Joe's dreams, huh?
372
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:17,114
Yeah. Isn't there something
in the Bible about
373
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,907
god passing out new bodies?
374
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:21,076
Yeah, romans 8.
375
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:25,080
But in romans 5, it says,
"we rejoice in our suffering,
376
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:27,291
because we know what suffering brings."
What is that?
377
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,794
Massive resentment of god's inability
378
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:33,172
to resist destroying innocent lives.
379
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:36,008
I was gonna say perseverance,
but all right.
380
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,259
I gotta go.
381
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:40,053
Okay, well, go to your king James Bible
in your living room, Joe.
382
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:43,057
If you have faith the size of a tiny
mustard seed, you can move mountains.
383
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,725
I'm a mustard fan.
384
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:20,594
You've heard the expression,
"drive for show and putt for dough"?
385
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,765
About 60,812 times.
386
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:27,768
You're a good listener. I'm gonna show you
my foolproof method
387
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,354
for making every putt inside of ten feet.
388
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,897
Foolproof? Right.
389
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,566
I don't know anything
that a human can't screw up.
390
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:38,278
All right. I want you to grip the putter
firmly in your hands, Joe.
391
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:40,531
Put the putter in the lifeline
of each hand.
392
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,909
Good. Now. Put your elbows
against your side.
393
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,828
No hand, arm or wrist movement.
394
00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:49,998
I want you to "visualate" the ball
going into the hole.
395
00:29:56,672 --> 00:30:01,677
Hmm. So much for, uh, foolproof.
396
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,471
- Bad "visualating."
- Okay.
397
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:06,265
I want you to move the putter back, Joe,
398
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:09,434
by rockin' the weight
off of your left instep
399
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,271
and then back onto the left instep.
400
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:15,691
So you're rockin' back,
rockin' back to your left foot.
401
00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:17,025
Okay? There's 50 balls here.
402
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:19,444
Fifty?
403
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,196
When you make all 50,
you can go home.
404
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:27,327
And remember, faith is the belief
in the right to believe in yourself.
405
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,956
I know, Joe.
406
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,626
Baby faith, huh?
407
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:38,046
Putt.
408
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,895
You got 49 more to go, Joe.
And you can go home.
409
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,366
I was hungry at dinner time.
410
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,911
Eat. I got this.
411
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,039
So how was it?
412
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,375
I sort of loved it.
413
00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:17,294
- Yeah.
- Really?
414
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,505
You did?
415
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,217
Tell me!
416
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,598
It's fantastic. It felt really good.
417
00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,809
But we have a problem.
418
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,021
Bank examiners
are coming in tomorrow.
419
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:39,733
They're gonna want me to foreclose
on our daughter's school.
420
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:47,032
And you're not properly prepared
421
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:49,451
because you've been
tempted back to your faith
422
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,286
that god will provide?
423
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:58,126
Stuck on my faith that I have no clue
what god will provide,
424
00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:04,049
as the last offerings were
several people dead in our family.
425
00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:09,972
Well...
426
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,645
Audrey's mortgage isn't gonna be an issue.
427
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:20,858
- Tell me.
- Okay.
428
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,277
Pay off Audrey's mortgage.
429
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:27,447
With what? My stamp collection?
430
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:32,661
Honey. All those...
Those big payday speeches
431
00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:35,747
and autograph-signings
at those retirement homes
432
00:32:35,831 --> 00:32:40,169
after you win the championship
of the world entire.
433
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,045
You really believe that?
434
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:46,216
No. But I'm practicing pretending.
435
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:50,429
- Here.
- Wait. Herb says that...
436
00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:52,514
Oh, herb says.
437
00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:55,517
Oh. Come here.
438
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:03,650
Now, let's just forget about
what herb says for tonight, okay?
439
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:05,861
Because we have the right.
440
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:07,613
Hmm.
441
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:11,033
We have the obligation.
442
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,915
We have the desire.
443
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,417
Your individual deposit accounts
are impressive.
444
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:23,045
Your loan portfolio
to small local businesses,
445
00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:26,381
especially minorities
and first-time home buyers, admirable.
446
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,509
Your collections
are persistent and effective,
447
00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:29,885
with the exception of one.
448
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:34,097
Uh, a loan to
jardin del sol primary school
449
00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:36,326
that's four months in arrears.
Why haven't you foreclosed?
450
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,310
That's a really important group in town.
451
00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:40,896
They feed and educate
poor and homeless children.
452
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:42,564
Compassion is laudable,
453
00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:44,568
but it is not a hallmark
of the banking business.
454
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:47,110
Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find
the right thing to wear.
455
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,904
Joe, Gabe, Mrs. Perkins,
456
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:52,241
I am the incoming president
of Mr. Amable-amo's board.
457
00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,660
My name is Herbert barreth,
phd philosophy,
458
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,537
physical education, arborist... whoa!
459
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,664
I love that little Buddhist thingy.
460
00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:00,467
One of my favorite thinkers,
gautama Buddha.
461
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,042
What's that other one? Don't tell me.
462
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,103
- I won't tell you, Mr. Barreth.
- Uh, Dr. Barreth.
463
00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:05,796
Doctor. Because I have no idea...
464
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:07,381
You have no idea what's going on.
465
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:12,219
But whatever's going on can be fixed up
inside "eleventeen" days.
466
00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:14,388
Eleventeen? I'm sorry, I don't...
467
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,723
That is a banking term
of where I hail from.
468
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,016
- And where's that, mister...
- Uh, doctor.
469
00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:23,105
That is over yonder,
the last star that you see before dawn.
470
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,400
She wants $300,000 in arrears.
471
00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:29,820
Okay, Mr. Amable-amo will be going
on two fundraising trips,
472
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,406
and when he returns
from the second trip in may,
473
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,408
back payments, in full.
474
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,702
It's only April 25th.
I'm afraid I can't poss...
475
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:38,161
Don't be afraid that you can't.
476
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:40,722
You remember what the Buddha said?
And if you don't, I'll remind you.
477
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,042
"Death is not to be feared
by someone who has lived wisely."
478
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:48,088
Wow! So, be brave, Mrs. Perkins,
and trust that you can do the right thing,
479
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:51,300
even though it appears
increasingly unpopular.
480
00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:59,183
It's your funeral, fellas.
481
00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:03,478
Funerals don't exactly terrify me anymore,
Mrs. Perkins.
482
00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,981
For the record, you haven't heard
the last of this.
483
00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:09,484
Where I come from,
we never hear the last of anything.
484
00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:10,944
I think she's mad.
485
00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:14,382
- Yeah, okay, that was, uh...
- It was, wasn't it?
486
00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:15,490
Uh-huh, I have a question.
487
00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:17,010
I'm sure you do. Ask the boss.
I gotta go.
488
00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:18,577
Two trips in may?
489
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,078
Yes. Think about it.
490
00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:25,375
The world entire
open sectional qualifier.
491
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,961
I gotta finish in the top two in the...
492
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:30,047
Oh, my god!
493
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,257
Yes, exactly. Oh-your-god.
494
00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:34,176
Nothing to fear, Joe.
495
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:35,761
Except fear itself, right?
496
00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:40,015
No. There is nothing to fear
except the burdens of success.
497
00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,099
Right, Gabe?
498
00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,852
I'm behind whatever you say.
Just get me the bumper stickers.
499
00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:45,812
Uh, don't suck up.
It's not appealing on you.
500
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:46,939
Okay, sir.
501
00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:48,941
Tomorrow morning, Joe,
I want you to meet me
502
00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,026
at the artesia country club
bright and early.
503
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,402
- 8:00 A.M.
- why?
504
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:54,404
Don't ask why.
505
00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,989
Oh, and wear something nice.
506
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,680
Supposed to clear up in two hours,
47 minutes and 63 seconds.
507
00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,017
Aha! Mrs. Amable-amo!
508
00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:25,477
I know you.
509
00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:27,813
Does anybody really know anyone,
Mrs. Amable-amo?
510
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,607
Something told me
to come along today.
511
00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:33,360
I only sent you that message
once telepathically.
512
00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:36,029
When I was picking up
the wire mesh yesterday.
513
00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:37,990
Very good, Mrs. Amable-amo.
514
00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:39,575
Are you allowed to call me Sheila?
515
00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:42,536
Only you can stop me, Sheila.
Come on, Joe.
516
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:46,039
Some golfers
have personal trainers, huh?
517
00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:48,876
They don't use horse liniment anymore
like when you played last.
518
00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:50,961
- Sheila! Joe!
- Hi.
519
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:53,046
Coming in to finish the sign up, Dave.
520
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,798
You haven't played in years.
521
00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:56,425
Thirty-five to be exact.
522
00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:58,552
You don't have a handicap.
523
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:02,222
Exactly, Dave. That's why he needs
to play in the club championship,
524
00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:06,810
so he can establish a handicap low enough
to enter a world entire qualifier.
525
00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,395
A world entire qualifier.
526
00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,730
She just said that.
527
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,899
- And you are?
- I'm herb.
528
00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,985
Director of personal hygiene and hijinks.
529
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:17,112
- I had to make you the lowest seed.
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:19,531
Which means you play
our defending champion,
531
00:37:19,615 --> 00:37:21,533
Marco figueroa, in the first round.
532
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:24,203
Perfect. He gets clobbered
in the first match,
533
00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:28,123
it frees up his whole weekend for that
fence I've been nagging him to put up.
534
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:32,127
Get the hammer out.
Marco hasn't lost a match in five years.
535
00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:33,211
Neither has Joe.
536
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:41,637
One of my dearest Chinese friends
a few thousand years ago said,
537
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,600
"the longest journey
starts with a single step."
538
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,098
- You're ready.
- Oh, I doubt it.
539
00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:47,476
- Joe.
- Oh, yes, I'm ready. I'm ready.
540
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:49,895
- Any sage advice?
- Most importantly, I think, uh...
541
00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:52,648
I know. Trust in al.
542
00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,358
Oh, al would appreciate that,
543
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,318
but I was thinking
of something more spiritual,
544
00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:57,986
like forget about the mechanics.
545
00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,113
Who's al?
Is al that guy at the deli?
546
00:38:00,197 --> 00:38:01,949
Al, the almighty lord
does love pastrami.
547
00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:06,620
Marco figueroa,
Joe amable-amo, you have the tee.
548
00:38:15,629 --> 00:38:17,965
- Hello, Joe.
- Hello!
549
00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:19,550
I see you brought a caddy.
550
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:22,719
No thoughts for the day, okay?
It's all up inside you.
551
00:38:31,395 --> 00:38:32,771
Herbert?
552
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:34,314
- Bruce Lee.
- Yes!
553
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:56,753
Amable-amo, 1-up.
554
00:38:57,838 --> 00:38:59,673
Foolproof.
555
00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:02,217
Foolproof.
556
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,310
{\an8}Yes!
557
00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:14,135
I couldn't do this without you.
558
00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:18,066
Amable-amo, 2-up.
559
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,277
Good shot, Marco!
560
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,360
Breathe.
561
00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,197
Yeah, take a deep breath.
562
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,781
Don't slow play me, Jose!
563
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,954
Jesus, Moses and Mary!
564
00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:34,333
Love that group.
565
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:36,627
♪ Figueroa going down ♪
566
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,962
♪ down, down, down... ♪
567
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,214
I can never hit that note.
568
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:41,131
♪ Down ♪
569
00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,215
One more time!
570
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:44,426
- ♪ Figueroa ♪
- ♪ going down ♪
571
00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:52,309
You can let him win.
572
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,437
Hey. Not a chance.
573
00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:57,606
Foolproof.
574
00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,024
Foolproof.
575
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,907
Amable-amo, 2-up,
one hole to go.
576
00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:09,576
That's the match!
577
00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:11,537
Oh!
578
00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,581
Wow!
579
00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:16,505
- Good game, Joe. Heck of a round.
- Thank you.
580
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:17,668
- Terrific.
- Thank you.
581
00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:19,086
More matches, honey.
582
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:25,008
Foolproof.
583
00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:28,178
Sponge cake.
584
00:40:28,262 --> 00:40:29,763
Come on. My bad.
585
00:40:33,183 --> 00:40:34,476
Whoo! Daddy!
586
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:40,065
The club champion, Joe amable-amo!
587
00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,819
Thank you so much! Great game.
588
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,030
Whoo!
589
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:53,537
Thank you!
Thank you so much! Thank you.
590
00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,875
I haven't seen you play golf
like that before.
591
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:02,379
Who would've thought? No.
592
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:05,340
- I've never played golf like that before.
- Really?
593
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:08,260
Not even when I was a kid, no.
Ever. Are you kidding?
594
00:41:09,428 --> 00:41:11,847
I'm so proud of you!
595
00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:17,519
I mean, I had my doubts.
Dove or no dove, but...
596
00:41:18,687 --> 00:41:19,938
I don't know, it's just...
597
00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:26,361
You're just becoming this new and improved
version of your younger self.
598
00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:31,783
I didn't think there was
that much room for improvement.
599
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,579
Still don't think
god spoke to you, huh?
600
00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:40,834
Hmm. How can you seriously
weigh playing good golf
601
00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:44,004
against a family tragedy,
honey? That's all.
602
00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:46,882
I don't know.
603
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:52,262
Maybe it's not about golf, or you.
604
00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:58,060
Maybe... maybe it's god
challenging people
605
00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,813
all over the world
who have become complacent to...
606
00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:06,777
To be more, to do more
than they ever thought possible.
607
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,863
And not take refuge
in their personal pain.
608
00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,328
I love you.
609
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:20,666
I really love you.
610
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:38,767
Joe!
611
00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,103
Oh!
612
00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,190
Joe!
613
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:49,820
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah?
614
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,239
- What?
- Look at the garden.
615
00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:53,824
I'm sorry, baby.
616
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,535
Really, I'm sorry.
617
00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:58,036
I'm so sorry.
618
00:42:58,662 --> 00:43:00,998
Get! Get! Get out!
619
00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:04,918
Get!
620
00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:38,493
Hello!
621
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:40,829
- Hey, Mr. A! Um...
- Hey, Gabe.
622
00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:42,998
Give me ten minutes, all right?
If you can.
623
00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:44,708
You got it! You got it!
624
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,503
- Hi.
- What are you doing?
625
00:43:47,586 --> 00:43:48,962
I didn't want to bother you, sir.
626
00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:51,673
I got a call from herb
that you needed help?
627
00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:55,135
Uh, can you give me a hand?
628
00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:57,554
Yeah! May I? Okay.
629
00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:01,266
Is it doing it? Oh, it is!
630
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:15,531
- Ta-da!
- Wow!
631
00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,199
Look at that!
632
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:19,326
I'm just sorry it took so long.
633
00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:20,786
Oh! Oh! Oh!
634
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:24,957
Two...
635
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,333
- three.
- My tongue was out.
636
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:28,210
I just said, "but that's not a monkey."
637
00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:32,923
So that was...
That was what happened to... to me.
638
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:36,927
- Oh. You good, daddy?
- Never better.
639
00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:39,346
Except maybe that Tuesday in November
640
00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:42,391
when we adopted our bean dip
35 years ago.
641
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:43,892
My favorite day.
642
00:44:43,976 --> 00:44:45,269
My favorite day.
643
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,604
My favorite day. Period.
644
00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:49,481
- Bean dip.
- Definitely my favorite.
645
00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:50,959
You guys, I just can't stand to think
646
00:44:50,983 --> 00:44:53,463
that you're gonna start selling off
your retirement to help me.
647
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:56,530
And I can't guarantee you, daddy,
that I'm not gonna be in the same exact...
648
00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:58,615
What? What?
649
00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:00,868
Please just tell me.
650
00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:03,036
Don't worry about it.
651
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,329
Because?
652
00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:06,582
Because your dad's gonna win
the championship
653
00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:08,959
of the world entire golf tournament.
654
00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,419
What? Daddy?
655
00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:13,797
Yep. And, um...
656
00:45:14,798 --> 00:45:17,426
I can't accept the prize money,
657
00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,678
but I can rent myself for endorsements.
658
00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:22,347
For jardin del sol.
659
00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:27,019
This is the crazy tournament
the crazy oil billionaire is funding.
660
00:45:27,102 --> 00:45:28,979
It's the biggest prize money
in history, daddy.
661
00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:31,148
All of the young guys are gonna be there.
662
00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:32,357
Have some faith.
663
00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:35,944
Yeah. He's gonna qualify
in Denver next week.
664
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:38,864
And then he wins in palm Springs
two weeks later.
665
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,492
♪ ...the muffin man? ♪
666
00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:46,413
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
667
00:45:46,496 --> 00:45:50,792
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
668
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:54,588
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
669
00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:57,007
♪ The muffin man? ♪
670
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:59,134
♪ The muffin man? ♪
671
00:45:59,218 --> 00:46:02,679
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
672
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:06,975
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
673
00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:09,269
Awesome. High five.
674
00:46:09,353 --> 00:46:10,771
All right!
675
00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,902
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
676
00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:01,488
♪ The muffin man? The muffin man? ♪
677
00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:02,865
Mama.
678
00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:04,408
Mommy! Where's mommy?
679
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:08,370
Boo! Where's your mommy? Ah...
680
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:11,665
Oh, yeah! Mama! Mommy! Where's mom?
681
00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:13,417
♪ The muffin man ♪
682
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:18,463
♪ do you know the muffin man
who lives on drury Lane? ♪
683
00:47:19,798 --> 00:47:21,842
♪ The muffin man ♪
684
00:47:21,925 --> 00:47:23,594
- Who loves you?
- Mama!
685
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:25,179
Grandpa!
686
00:47:26,847 --> 00:47:29,016
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
687
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:34,563
I love you, grandpa.
688
00:49:11,243 --> 00:49:13,829
What would happen to Sheila
and Audrey if you took a leap?
689
00:49:16,164 --> 00:49:18,166
What business is this of yours?
690
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,711
- No man is an island, entire...
- Stop!
691
00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:26,884
I'm incompetent, gutless, spineless.
692
00:49:29,344 --> 00:49:30,429
Maybe.
693
00:49:30,512 --> 00:49:31,763
Maybe?
694
00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:36,101
Maybe which? What?
695
00:49:36,185 --> 00:49:38,770
Gutless and spineless and incompetent.
696
00:49:39,855 --> 00:49:40,981
Thank you.
697
00:49:41,064 --> 00:49:43,650
No, not you. Me.
698
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,155
I'm sent to help people
from the beginning of humankind.
699
00:49:48,906 --> 00:49:51,241
Win the world entire?
700
00:49:56,788 --> 00:49:58,957
Are you out of your mind?
701
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,794
Oh, god! Help!
702
00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:07,674
This fall's not gonna kill you.
703
00:50:07,758 --> 00:50:10,385
Probably make you an invalid,
which wouldn't be nice for Sheila,
704
00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:14,264
but if you still wanna die,
let's do it right now. I'll let go.
705
00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:18,810
No!
706
00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:25,859
Go back to your faith, Joe.
707
00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:29,154
Go back for you.
708
00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:30,822
You don't wanna die.
709
00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:57,808
Honey!
710
00:51:00,269 --> 00:51:01,895
You have to get up.
711
00:51:02,938 --> 00:51:07,317
You have to get up.
You have to get up.
712
00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:08,777
Come on with me.
713
00:51:08,861 --> 00:51:12,281
Honey, let's just get
a coffee first. Okay?
714
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,365
Come on.
715
00:51:16,827 --> 00:51:18,203
Oh, my gosh!
716
00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:19,997
Oh, my god! Look at that!
717
00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:21,707
This is beautiful.
718
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:27,713
Honey! How did this...
719
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:37,264
Well, isn't that just such a clever way
720
00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:40,601
to keep you-know-who
in our good graces?
721
00:51:45,439 --> 00:51:48,942
{\an8}Well, here's one of golf's
most unusual stories.
722
00:51:49,026 --> 00:51:52,321
{\an8}In Denver today,
65-year-old Joe amable-amo
723
00:51:52,404 --> 00:51:56,408
won the southwest qualifier
for the championship of the world entire.
724
00:51:56,491 --> 00:52:00,245
{\an8}From new Mexico,
the bank president beat 40 guys
725
00:52:00,329 --> 00:52:03,290
{\an8}nowhere near his age like a bass drum.
726
00:52:03,373 --> 00:52:06,293
{\an8}Asked afterward how he did it,
amable-amo said,
727
00:52:06,376 --> 00:52:08,003
{\an8}"I'm a garden, blooming."
728
00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:10,756
{\an8}Really. Bloom away, old guy.
729
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:15,636
{\an8}Amable-amo will now play in golf's richest
and most prestigious tournament.
730
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,306
{\an8}Every major on the planet
will be gunning for the inaugural title
731
00:52:19,389 --> 00:52:22,226
{\an8}and its staggering $3 million prize.
732
00:52:22,309 --> 00:52:27,272
The world entire is shaping up to be
the biggest golf tournament in history.
733
00:52:27,356 --> 00:52:30,150
{\an8}Any golfer who's anybody
will be playing in it.
734
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,611
{\an8}And apparently, one golfer who's nobody.
735
00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,078
Wow!
736
00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:08,248
Mrs. Perkins from the bank
would like "a word," as she put it.
737
00:54:09,499 --> 00:54:12,419
One word? Sardines? Plankton?
738
00:54:12,503 --> 00:54:13,629
Mrs. Perkins.
739
00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:16,423
Mr. Amable-amo. Deadline approaching.
740
00:54:17,174 --> 00:54:19,134
That's five words, Mrs. Perkins.
741
00:54:19,218 --> 00:54:20,260
Very amusing.
742
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,470
A friendly reminder.
743
00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:23,514
And what form
does this "friendliness" take?
744
00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:25,224
If I were you...
745
00:54:25,307 --> 00:54:26,850
I think we both agree you're not.
746
00:54:27,809 --> 00:54:29,102
I said "if."
747
00:54:29,186 --> 00:54:32,481
As me, Mrs. Plankton, you'd do what?
748
00:54:32,564 --> 00:54:35,150
I would get the foreclosure paperwork
ready for you to serve.
749
00:54:35,817 --> 00:54:40,113
Okay. Friendly reminder
taken as friendly. Thank you.
750
00:54:40,197 --> 00:54:44,201
And can you send the sardines on ice?
751
00:54:49,581 --> 00:54:51,959
- Something has happened.
- What?
752
00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:53,585
I don't know.
753
00:54:53,669 --> 00:54:55,504
But you are funny again.
754
00:54:55,587 --> 00:55:00,217
Just a temporary loss
of my inconsolable fury at the world.
755
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:01,802
Hmm.
756
00:55:08,058 --> 00:55:09,184
Sheila!
757
00:55:09,935 --> 00:55:10,978
Yes?
758
00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:12,855
You don't need that?
759
00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:15,482
What are you doing? Hmm.
760
00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:17,776
Are we breaking up?
761
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:20,112
Take your time and love for me.
762
00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:29,496
- Good morning!
- Good morning, Sheila. Hi!
763
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:32,958
There's the baby. Hi, how are you?
764
00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,668
- Hey!
- Hey, Joe!
765
00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:41,258
Okay, so, what I'm saying is,
win or lose, I'm here for you. Okay?
766
00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:45,345
But I think god chose the right two guys
for the mission.
767
00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,264
- Wow!
- I love you.
768
00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,557
I love you.
769
00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:50,976
It means a lot to me.
770
00:55:51,059 --> 00:55:52,936
Yeah, to me too, Sheila. Thanks.
771
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:57,399
"So you shall go on your way,
and you shall not hurt your foot."
772
00:55:57,482 --> 00:56:00,485
Hey! Proverbs 3:23-3:24.
773
00:56:00,569 --> 00:56:01,653
Very good.
774
00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,511
Couldn't spring for a place
a little nicer, Joe?
775
00:56:25,594 --> 00:56:28,347
Put me on a nicer per diem,
we'll move up.
776
00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:30,641
My funds are spoken for.
777
00:56:31,725 --> 00:56:33,143
Of course!
778
00:56:37,731 --> 00:56:39,149
You sure showed those rabbits!
779
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,318
Yeah, that's right.
780
00:56:43,946 --> 00:56:46,657
I guess things do work out
sometimes, sweetheart.
781
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,617
You know, like for you.
782
00:56:49,868 --> 00:56:52,579
If you have hope and you have faith,
783
00:56:53,914 --> 00:56:56,041
and you're working to change reality.
784
00:56:57,209 --> 00:57:01,296
And to my shock and delight,
785
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:05,008
a guy who's helping me
to help myself to be new again.
786
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:08,428
Oh, I share in that delight, darling!
787
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,515
- You're my mommy.
- Yes, I am.
788
00:57:17,229 --> 00:57:18,897
Let's hit it to palm Springs.
789
00:57:19,648 --> 00:57:21,441
- Right now?
- Yeah.
790
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,945
We're gonna rent a bus,
go pick up the parents
791
00:57:25,028 --> 00:57:28,574
and all your kids and bring dad
a busload of hope!
792
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:31,785
- Yes?
- Yeah, cool.
793
00:57:31,869 --> 00:57:32,995
Okay.
794
00:57:34,788 --> 00:57:37,291
{\an8}This is the game's next evolution.
795
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:40,919
{\an8}The richest prize in golf history.
796
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:47,718
{\an8}This is their time, their world
and their championship to win.
797
00:57:48,677 --> 00:57:51,555
{\an8}A new era, a new tournament,
798
00:57:51,638 --> 00:57:53,557
{\an8}a new story will be written.
799
00:57:57,728 --> 00:58:00,731
The championship of the world entire.
800
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,986
{\an8}The richest golf tournament.
In the history of mankind, folks.
801
00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:08,238
{\an8}Yeah, just about every country
and continent
802
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:09,740
{\an8}are represented in this one.
803
00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:12,367
{\an8}The favorite, of course,
is Scotland's Archie borthwick
804
00:58:12,451 --> 00:58:14,286
{\an8}who has won pretty much every tournament.
805
00:58:14,369 --> 00:58:15,704
{\an8}Except the biggie.
806
00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:17,039
{\an8}Like the world entire.
807
00:58:17,122 --> 00:58:19,249
{\an8}Correct. Now borthwick
will be playing with the man
808
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:21,502
{\an8}least likely to win the golf tournament.
809
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,045
{\an8}Jose amable-amo...
810
00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:24,296
{\an8}It's Joe.
811
00:58:24,379 --> 00:58:25,547
{\an8}Hey, I don't know who he is.
812
00:58:25,631 --> 00:58:27,132
{\an8}- Joe amable-amo.
- Right.
813
00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:31,136
{\an8}The 65-year-old banker from new Mexico
who somehow qualified his way in.
814
00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:34,473
{\an8}Now, amable-amo is just thrilled
to be here, I'm sure.
815
00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:36,808
{\an8}Amable-amo winning this thing
would be like me
816
00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:39,686
{\an8}winning the nobel prize
for color commentary.
817
00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:42,356
{\an8}- In other words, no chance.
- Yep.
818
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,441
Good morning, boys.
819
00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:46,002
- Good morning, gents!
- Good morning.
820
00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:48,820
- Pro-v.
- All right, we got a titleist. Yeah.
821
00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:52,533
Okay. Good luck.
822
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:58,705
From Scotland, three-time
masters runner-up,
823
00:58:58,789 --> 00:59:00,749
Archie borthwick.
824
00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:12,719
Archie borthwick
now getting set on the tee.
825
00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:16,139
Borthwick of course, with his
longtime caddy, wiley Andrews
826
00:59:16,223 --> 00:59:17,850
and his wife, Camille.
827
00:59:17,933 --> 00:59:21,270
Camille is an interesting story
unto herself.
828
00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:23,814
A former miss america contestant
from Illinois,
829
00:59:23,897 --> 00:59:27,359
she was the first-ever deaf contestant
in the miss america contest
830
00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:29,695
and she finished third.
831
00:59:29,778 --> 00:59:31,947
Camille is right there
at her husband's side,
832
00:59:32,030 --> 00:59:34,658
and she hopes for great results
in this tournament too.
833
00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:39,329
Wife and caddy. Cheering hard
for Archie to win this thing.
834
00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:42,249
- Quiet, please.
- Okay, stay focused.
835
00:59:44,168 --> 00:59:45,586
Get in the hole!
836
00:59:49,464 --> 00:59:52,050
You're on the tee
at the world golf entire, Joe.
837
00:59:52,134 --> 00:59:55,220
- An actor playing the...
- World's greatest golfer. I got it.
838
00:59:55,304 --> 00:59:56,722
Not much at stake though, really.
839
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,390
I mean, god's message,
840
00:59:58,473 --> 01:00:00,642
the bank's future,
your daughter's non-profit.
841
01:00:00,726 --> 01:00:05,105
Oh, and this little thing called
your reputation for eternity.
842
01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:08,192
But only that long, right? Eternity.
843
01:00:09,151 --> 01:00:12,988
Please welcome,
from las cruces, new Mexico, usa,
844
01:00:13,071 --> 01:00:15,532
Joe amable-amo.
845
01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:19,995
- You got this, Joe!
- Come on, Joe!
846
01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:39,389
- Foolproof.
- Foolproof.
847
01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:03,247
Good putt.
848
01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:04,581
Mr. Amable-amo.
849
01:01:05,374 --> 01:01:07,626
Read about you.
You've got quite the story there, sir.
850
01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,127
Thank you.
851
01:01:09,211 --> 01:01:10,212
Nice going, dudler.
852
01:01:12,422 --> 01:01:13,423
Good first hole.
853
01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:01,930
Go, Joe! Go, Joe!
854
01:02:02,014 --> 01:02:03,432
Joe! Joe! Joe!
855
01:02:16,403 --> 01:02:17,696
Whoa!
856
01:02:48,644 --> 01:02:50,395
Joe amable-amo, folks.
857
01:02:50,479 --> 01:02:53,774
Tied for fourth after an opening round 67
858
01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,442
and a day two 68.
859
01:02:55,526 --> 01:02:58,946
{\an8}Two rounds to go. Impossible, right?
860
01:02:59,029 --> 01:03:00,405
{\an8}Yeah, I don't believe it.
861
01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:02,407
{\an8}Playing with the likes
of Archie borthwick,
862
01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:04,743
{\an8}for whom greatness
has long been predicted,
863
01:03:04,826 --> 01:03:07,704
{\an8}but which so far has eluded
this very gifted,
864
01:03:07,788 --> 01:03:09,623
{\an8}angry young scotsman.
865
01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:10,916
{\an8}Can you relate?
866
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:14,044
{\an8}No, I'm an old, angry irishman.
867
01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,546
{\an8}Angry part's there.
868
01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:17,673
{\an8}Borthwick, however,
looking awfully strong
869
01:03:17,756 --> 01:03:21,885
{\an8}after a day two 66
currently in third place.
870
01:03:32,729 --> 01:03:33,814
You all right over there?
871
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:34,898
Phew.
872
01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:38,861
This experience, this journey, you...
873
01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:43,073
It makes you think about, you know what?
874
01:03:45,742 --> 01:03:47,995
Yea, probably, but tell me anyway.
875
01:03:49,746 --> 01:03:52,374
Most religions since time immemorial
876
01:03:52,457 --> 01:03:58,297
have had something like what
the judeo-christians call the golden rule.
877
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:02,384
Billions of people have been taught
to do for others
878
01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:06,388
without expectation of reciprocity.
879
01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:11,310
You'd think with a message
that simple and elegant,
880
01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:13,437
that you people would get along better.
881
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,605
Good night, Joe.
882
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,691
Good night, herb.
883
01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:35,250
- It's a glorious day, Joe.
- Yep.
884
01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:38,086
Hey, keep it going, pro! Pulling for ya!
885
01:04:38,170 --> 01:04:41,215
Why don't you caddy for him
the rest of the season, eh, wiley?
886
01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:44,343
See what you started?
887
01:04:44,426 --> 01:04:47,179
You must be tired of me
chokin' major after major.
888
01:04:48,597 --> 01:04:49,765
What do you say?
889
01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:55,687
{\an8}The unlikely Joe amable-amo
at the age of 65
890
01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:58,857
{\an8}goes birdie, birdie on ten and eleven!
891
01:04:58,941 --> 01:05:01,276
{\an8}He's right there in the hunt.
I mean, what are the odds?
892
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,987
No odds. Not even
on the board, Dave. It can't be.
893
01:05:06,865 --> 01:05:08,951
Uh, before you hit your next shot,
894
01:05:09,034 --> 01:05:13,038
you might wanna take a look
over yonder at that gallery.
895
01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:17,084
Coming through.
Thank you, thank you!
896
01:05:17,167 --> 01:05:18,168
Mm-hmm.
897
01:05:19,253 --> 01:05:20,671
He's right there. Hi!
898
01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:24,216
Oh!
899
01:05:24,299 --> 01:05:25,467
Who's that with 'em?
900
01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:26,927
- The bikers?
- Yeah.
901
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:28,679
Hey, president and founder.
902
01:05:30,389 --> 01:05:32,266
You're telling me
they're called the apostles?
903
01:05:32,349 --> 01:05:33,642
Hello!
904
01:05:34,852 --> 01:05:36,144
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.
905
01:05:37,062 --> 01:05:39,398
Hello, everybody! Hello!
906
01:05:39,481 --> 01:05:41,483
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
907
01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:44,653
And with a birdie on 18,
908
01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:47,739
{\an8}Joe amable-amo,
alone in second place.
909
01:05:47,823 --> 01:05:51,285
{\an8}We all obviously
got this guy all wrong, David.
910
01:05:51,368 --> 01:05:54,246
{\an8}Yeah, I mean, he's behind
the tournament leader, Archie borthwick
911
01:05:54,329 --> 01:05:57,332
{\an8}by just one shot and they are going to be
paired together tomorrow.
912
01:05:57,416 --> 01:06:00,544
{\an8}Can you imagine the final round
we've got ahead of us tomorrow?
913
01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:04,548
{\an8}Borthwick, amable-amo...
History or consigned to oblivion?
914
01:06:04,631 --> 01:06:06,008
{\an8}- Stay tuned.
915
01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:08,635
♪ Someday you'll turn around ♪
916
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,639
♪ and realize you're mine ♪
917
01:06:13,849 --> 01:06:15,225
♪ and I believe ♪
918
01:06:15,309 --> 01:06:18,437
♪ it just might be tonight ♪
919
01:06:20,189 --> 01:06:23,692
I'm gonna give my fingers a rest.
I'll be back in five.
920
01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,700
- Hey!
- Hey.
921
01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:35,495
Playing together again, huh?
Final twosome? Final round?
922
01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:38,957
And the borthwicks. What happened?
What did they do?
923
01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:40,709
Hit a fancy bistro all alone?
924
01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:45,130
Archibald's not big on human communion.
925
01:06:45,214 --> 01:06:48,133
Camille and I try to work it out with him.
926
01:06:48,217 --> 01:06:51,220
But, you know, what are you gonna do?
He's just, you know.
927
01:06:51,303 --> 01:06:54,640
He likes you guys though.
You know that, don't you?
928
01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:56,850
- Hey.
- He's just a little, well...
929
01:06:56,934 --> 01:07:00,103
The feelings of expectation
of him are huge,
930
01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:06,068
and his feelings of obligation
to fulfill those expectations even huger.
931
01:07:06,151 --> 01:07:09,321
You read his psychiatric report.
932
01:07:09,404 --> 01:07:11,615
No, I felt that I've been there.
933
01:07:11,698 --> 01:07:14,326
"No temptation has overtaken you
that is uncommon to man.
934
01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:16,703
God is faithful. He will never
allow you to be tested
935
01:07:16,787 --> 01:07:18,288
beyond your ability."
936
01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,874
- That goes for you too.
- Thank you.
937
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,125
I needed that.
938
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,169
Archie, John quiñones.
939
01:07:24,253 --> 01:07:26,296
How does it feel like
playing in the final pairing
940
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,340
in the world's richest golf tournament?
941
01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:31,009
Playing against a man
who's twice your age?
942
01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:33,887
It's a joke.
943
01:07:33,971 --> 01:07:36,306
A joke? What's the funny part?
944
01:07:39,685 --> 01:07:42,229
- Sorry, John. Big fan.
- Thank you.
945
01:07:42,312 --> 01:07:46,316
Joe amable-amo. Your opponent
considers your participation
946
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,778
in this high moment of drama a joke.
947
01:07:49,862 --> 01:07:51,446
What do you think of that?
948
01:07:51,530 --> 01:07:57,035
Well, herb and I have been laughing
for the last three days.
949
01:07:57,119 --> 01:08:01,456
So, I think he's right.
950
01:08:04,168 --> 01:08:06,128
I hope you and Chong
get back together.
951
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:10,549
{\an8}Joe amable-amo,
all alone in second place.
952
01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:14,469
{\an8}And the tournament leader,
Archibald borthwick, ready to go here.
953
01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:18,182
Borthwick has a one-shot lead
on the amiable amable-amo
954
01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:19,600
with 18 holes to play.
955
01:08:19,683 --> 01:08:21,602
This should be very interesting.
956
01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:23,325
- I'm hoping for history.
- Careful, boys.
957
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:25,022
I'm sporting a lucky hat.
958
01:08:25,856 --> 01:08:27,024
Have a good round.
959
01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,443
He's lucky he got it on his head.
960
01:08:29,526 --> 01:08:33,113
Please welcome,
from las cruces, new Mexico, usa,
961
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:34,698
Joe amable-amo.
962
01:08:44,957 --> 01:08:46,877
Nothing to fear but success, Joe.
963
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:56,220
Beautiful drive by amable-amo.
964
01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:58,430
Not gonna beat you with a power game,
965
01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:00,015
but just splits the fairway.
966
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:02,518
Now that's a drive, yeah.
967
01:09:09,524 --> 01:09:12,653
And from Scotland, Archie borthwick.
968
01:09:12,736 --> 01:09:14,029
Baba booey!
969
01:09:14,112 --> 01:09:15,948
Archie borthwick on the tee.
970
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:20,786
And he has been outdriving amable-amo
by about 50 or 60 yards.
971
01:09:20,868 --> 01:09:22,996
And I would expect
to see the same right here.
972
01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:28,292
Borthwick with a beauty!
973
01:09:30,629 --> 01:09:33,465
He wants to slide a little,
but what have I taught you?
974
01:09:34,383 --> 01:09:35,384
Foolproof!
975
01:09:35,466 --> 01:09:36,468
Knock it in, bro.
976
01:09:39,095 --> 01:09:41,598
Amable-amo from about 12 feet.
977
01:09:41,682 --> 01:09:44,309
He needs this to stay one shot
behind borthwick,
978
01:09:44,393 --> 01:09:47,187
and he has been fantastic
with the putter all tournament long.
979
01:09:47,270 --> 01:09:49,189
And, Terry, that's usually
the first thing to go
980
01:09:49,273 --> 01:09:51,233
when you get to about 40 years of age.
981
01:09:51,316 --> 01:09:52,734
Speak for yourself.
982
01:09:53,484 --> 01:09:55,654
Looks like he's got the line!
983
01:10:01,159 --> 01:10:05,163
Oh, wow!
He just keeps making us wrong.
984
01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:07,833
Amable-amo with just a beautiful par,
985
01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:11,128
keeping pace just one shot off the lead.
986
01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:13,338
One shot behind Archie borthwick.
Amazing.
987
01:10:13,422 --> 01:10:15,257
That was good!
988
01:10:15,340 --> 01:10:17,384
This guy,
he's like a fart in a space suit.
989
01:10:17,467 --> 01:10:19,303
{\an8}He just will not go away.
990
01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:21,138
{\an8}Uh, okay.
991
01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:23,473
Hey, uh, arch. Favorite movie line.
992
01:10:24,349 --> 01:10:26,393
Few movies, lot of golf.
993
01:10:26,476 --> 01:10:28,604
"Go ahead, make my day."
Dirty Harry.
994
01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:32,482
Yeah, mine is, uh... I watched it...
With the shark.
995
01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:34,443
It's, uh... Teeth?
996
01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:37,154
Teeth? no, it's jaws, bro.
997
01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:39,865
- "I'm gonna need a bigger..."
- "...Bigger boat."
998
01:10:41,867 --> 01:10:42,910
Yeah.
999
01:10:47,206 --> 01:10:50,918
We've got 225 to the pin,
220 to the center,
1000
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:55,172
so I want you to carry the front,
let it release back to the pin.
1001
01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:56,840
Uh, slice hotch.
1002
01:10:57,466 --> 01:11:00,802
Trust your swing
and let the monkey loose, mijo.
1003
01:11:02,054 --> 01:11:05,349
Amable-amo now here
on the tee at the fourth.
1004
01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:09,394
How about this hole? 240 yard par 3.
1005
01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,021
He thinks he can get there
1006
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:13,315
with this really strange-looking
extra-long club
1007
01:11:13,398 --> 01:11:15,734
that looks like an elephant's toenail
on a stick.
1008
01:11:16,735 --> 01:11:18,153
- And he hits it.
- Whoo!
1009
01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:20,948
Oh, he hits it to perfection!
1010
01:11:21,031 --> 01:11:23,700
Wow, look at this.
To about three feet.
1011
01:11:23,784 --> 01:11:26,286
A beautiful shot by amable-amo.
1012
01:11:26,370 --> 01:11:27,871
Absolutely heavenly!
1013
01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:31,250
Wiley! Don't. Don't. Get out!
1014
01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:40,259
Borthwick with a very good look
at birdie here to maintain the lead.
1015
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,638
Oh, a tough miss.
1016
01:11:45,597 --> 01:11:48,934
So that par now gonna put
borthwick and amable-amo
1017
01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:51,395
into a share of first place, David.
1018
01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:55,107
You know, Terry,
borthwick, he just looks bewildered now
1019
01:11:55,190 --> 01:11:56,900
that this old goat won't go away.
1020
01:11:56,984 --> 01:12:00,195
{\an8}I mean, he might be starting to unravel,
we've seen it before.
1021
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:03,740
His wife, Camille and caddy wiley
are gonna have to work really hard
1022
01:12:03,824 --> 01:12:07,703
to make sure this young man stays focused
and doesn't fall apart.
1023
01:12:07,786 --> 01:12:09,913
The boy's having
a tough time, huh, wiley?
1024
01:12:10,622 --> 01:12:12,583
When is Archie
gonna win the big one?
1025
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,836
What kind of career can a guy have
when he don't win the big one?
1026
01:12:15,919 --> 01:12:17,504
One of the great things
of being my age.
1027
01:12:17,588 --> 01:12:19,214
Potential is dust in the wind.
1028
01:12:19,298 --> 01:12:20,775
Oh, I like that song. It's a little grim,
1029
01:12:20,799 --> 01:12:22,968
but if you substitute "lobsters"
for "dust."
1030
01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:26,680
♪ Lobsters in the wind ♪
1031
01:12:26,763 --> 01:12:30,517
♪ all we are is lobsters in the wind... ♪
1032
01:12:49,828 --> 01:12:53,624
Joe amable-amo on the tee
here at the fifth.
1033
01:13:01,298 --> 01:13:02,341
Archie!
1034
01:13:04,426 --> 01:13:06,094
I have to win this tournament.
1035
01:13:06,887 --> 01:13:08,388
But I really believe in you.
1036
01:13:09,848 --> 01:13:10,849
Let's go, arch.
1037
01:13:11,725 --> 01:13:13,602
Have I ever told you my recipe for cider?
1038
01:13:17,606 --> 01:13:18,607
Oh!
1039
01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:21,276
Oh, and that is just
a terrible tee shot.
1040
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,446
The only way to say it for borthwick,
here at the seventh.
1041
01:13:26,990 --> 01:13:29,993
This young man
is definitely starting to...
1042
01:13:30,077 --> 01:13:31,828
Well, his head's about to fall off.
1043
01:13:34,957 --> 01:13:37,584
He's got that two-way miss
going, huh, wiley?
1044
01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:39,586
Wiley. Come on, man.
1045
01:13:39,670 --> 01:13:41,689
You tell him to relax,
you're just gonna agitate him.
1046
01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:43,298
Yeah, that's been our pattern.
1047
01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:46,426
Right, arch. I think you take the seven.
Punch it out in the middle there.
1048
01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:49,137
Take your medicine and take the par.
1049
01:13:49,221 --> 01:13:51,390
No, I'll play the three.
1050
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:54,726
Archie, take the seven.
That's the right club.
1051
01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:56,103
Three.
1052
01:13:56,186 --> 01:13:57,563
- Come on, man.
- Wiley!
1053
01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:01,859
Just give me the club, huh?
1054
01:14:01,942 --> 01:14:03,235
We shouldn't be watching.
1055
01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:07,239
It's like looking through
someone's bedroom window.
1056
01:14:20,627 --> 01:14:23,005
Nice and easy swing,
you've done it a thousand times before.
1057
01:14:23,088 --> 01:14:24,256
I believe in you.
1058
01:14:29,928 --> 01:14:31,180
All you, all day.
1059
01:14:48,989 --> 01:14:51,074
You don't have to feel obligated
to imitate him
1060
01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:52,910
because he has unfulfilled talent.
1061
01:14:53,785 --> 01:14:56,705
Yeah, okay. Let's go find your ball.
1062
01:14:56,788 --> 01:15:00,542
Now his, Lassie couldn't find it
if it was wrapped in bacon.
1063
01:15:01,251 --> 01:15:04,588
{\an8}So with a par by amable-amo
on this eighth hole,
1064
01:15:04,671 --> 01:15:07,591
{\an8}and that bogie by borthwick,
amable-amo...
1065
01:15:07,674 --> 01:15:09,760
{\an8}Here's a phrase I did not expect to utter.
1066
01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:13,597
{\an8}...is now the leader
of this golf tournament by one stroke.
1067
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,183
{\an8}Well, you know, I wouldn't be
one to say I told you so.
1068
01:15:16,266 --> 01:15:17,351
{\an8}Because you didn't.
1069
01:15:17,434 --> 01:15:19,895
{\an8}No. You're right.
I didn't. I didn't see it either.
1070
01:15:19,978 --> 01:15:22,147
You play your game. Nobody else's.
1071
01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:23,690
Is anyone else's available?
1072
01:15:23,774 --> 01:15:27,194
I'll think of some other clichés
I can throw at you.
1073
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:29,154
Carpe diem.
1074
01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:31,657
Yeah, sorry, Joe.
I'm not much of a fisherman.
1075
01:15:33,825 --> 01:15:36,370
Carp is a bony, malodorous fish.
1076
01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:39,248
Carpe diem means "seize the day."
1077
01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:43,502
Yeah! My boy Horace, 26 bc,
"odes."
1078
01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:45,879
Yeah, that's right. Ode Horace.
1079
01:15:45,963 --> 01:15:47,214
Known to his mates as...
1080
01:15:47,297 --> 01:15:48,465
Sparky.
1081
01:15:49,424 --> 01:15:52,886
Aha! Well done, mate! Cheers.
1082
01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:55,988
- The guy's all right.
- Thanks for that.
1083
01:16:18,328 --> 01:16:19,328
Attaboy!
1084
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:34,970
Borthwick
with a fabulous eagle putt.
1085
01:16:35,053 --> 01:16:37,222
Yeah, he seems to have
regained some composure.
1086
01:16:37,306 --> 01:16:40,309
Mm-hmm. And with it,
a share of the lead now.
1087
01:16:48,150 --> 01:16:51,236
Amable-amo with yet another birdie.
1088
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:54,156
Yeah, he and his caddy
are certainly having a good time.
1089
01:16:54,239 --> 01:16:57,659
I've never seen two sober people
on a golf course have this much fun.
1090
01:17:00,871 --> 01:17:04,416
{\an8}Joe amable-amo, now the leader
of this golf tournament.
1091
01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:08,879
{\an8}But borthwick is just one behind
after that fabulous eagle on 13.
1092
01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,924
Five holes to go.
Who wants it more?
1093
01:17:12,007 --> 01:17:15,594
I heard about your family,
the loss you all had.
1094
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,223
It's very kind of you. Thank you.
1095
01:17:19,306 --> 01:17:23,852
Joe! Joe! Joe!
1096
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:39,952
Same as yesterday?
1097
01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:43,121
Right down the middle
left of the sand trap.
1098
01:17:44,081 --> 01:17:45,165
Easy swing.
1099
01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:52,756
Watching you, Joe,
1100
01:17:53,465 --> 01:17:56,927
I think Archie might be
getting a lesson in... life.
1101
01:17:57,010 --> 01:17:59,346
It's him, wiley. Him.
1102
01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:02,015
Get in the hole!
1103
01:18:05,102 --> 01:18:09,064
{\an8}Joe amable-amo
with just an incredible birdie on 14
1104
01:18:09,147 --> 01:18:11,066
{\an8}and still in the lead.
1105
01:18:11,149 --> 01:18:14,570
{\an8}But borthwick is still on his heels,
just a shot behind.
1106
01:18:14,653 --> 01:18:16,655
{\an8}They're going to have
to wait a little while here
1107
01:18:16,738 --> 01:18:19,032
{\an8}as play has slowed
and the field is really backed up.
1108
01:18:19,116 --> 01:18:20,492
{\an8}Hmm. More time to think,
1109
01:18:20,576 --> 01:18:22,578
{\an8}- which usually, is not a good thing.
- No.
1110
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:32,296
The guy's probably lost the ball up there.
1111
01:18:44,725 --> 01:18:45,851
What?
1112
01:18:47,978 --> 01:18:52,065
My family, what we've been through,
what we've lost.
1113
01:18:52,149 --> 01:18:54,693
Well, there's no explanation
1114
01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:56,570
that could be understood
at the human level.
1115
01:18:56,653 --> 01:18:59,823
Everything all right, Joe?
You're on the tee box.
1116
01:19:03,118 --> 01:19:05,204
Climax of drama.
1117
01:19:05,287 --> 01:19:07,706
Climax of drama, very exciting.
1118
01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:19,801
You have anything else to offer?
1119
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:21,929
Now, here. Anything for me?
1120
01:19:22,679 --> 01:19:23,847
You gotta have faith, Joe.
1121
01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:26,517
Faith that I can blah, blah, blah.
1122
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,560
- Well, in the book of job...
- Please.
1123
01:19:30,187 --> 01:19:32,022
Joe, who are you to question god?
1124
01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:35,901
Well, supposedly,
the chosen old guy golfer
1125
01:19:35,984 --> 01:19:39,154
sent to prove who the hell knows?
1126
01:19:39,947 --> 01:19:43,951
Pardon the satanic references
at this juncture.
1127
01:19:46,495 --> 01:19:48,330
"For I know that my redeemer lives,
1128
01:19:48,413 --> 01:19:51,333
and at last, he will stand
upon the golf course."
1129
01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:55,754
Well, if your redeemer doesn't get here
by this afternoon,
1130
01:19:55,838 --> 01:19:57,673
there ain't gonna be anyone here.
1131
01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:06,014
I'm here.
1132
01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,356
Welcome back, son.
1133
01:20:17,192 --> 01:20:18,318
I love you.
1134
01:20:30,247 --> 01:20:32,249
Amable-amo,
here's that distance again.
1135
01:20:32,332 --> 01:20:35,377
Just about 20 feet for birdie,
1136
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:38,130
to maintain a share of the lead, David.
1137
01:20:38,213 --> 01:20:41,925
And need I remind everybody,
three million American dollars.
1138
01:20:47,598 --> 01:20:50,809
- Yeah! Whoa!
- Come on!
1139
01:21:21,673 --> 01:21:23,133
I know you know this, but...
1140
01:21:24,384 --> 01:21:27,554
This tee shot plays
like a slight dogleg left.
1141
01:21:29,598 --> 01:21:32,434
Almost ended up
in the water myself yesterday.
1142
01:21:35,562 --> 01:21:36,730
Thank you, Archie.
1143
01:21:43,654 --> 01:21:45,489
You see? He's not a bad guy.
1144
01:21:47,324 --> 01:21:48,575
He's got daddy issues.
1145
01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:53,747
Dad raised his boy
to be all the things dad wasn't,
1146
01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,916
isn't, never will be.
1147
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,003
The kid will never,
never win the old man's love
1148
01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:01,630
till he wins a major.
1149
01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:05,509
He sees the kid
marries miss Illinois.
1150
01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:09,096
Dad says arch will never hang on to her.
1151
01:22:09,179 --> 01:22:11,014
Well, he's wrong so far.
1152
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,144
Well, Archie could have
stayed at home
1153
01:22:16,228 --> 01:22:17,938
counting his money
with his beautiful wife.
1154
01:22:18,021 --> 01:22:19,857
Instead, he's here testing himself,
1155
01:22:20,899 --> 01:22:23,944
trying to figure out
how to relax under the stress
1156
01:22:24,027 --> 01:22:26,613
of his own and his dad's expectations.
1157
01:22:26,697 --> 01:22:27,781
Hmm.
1158
01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:29,950
You try it.
1159
01:22:30,617 --> 01:22:33,620
- He did. Wiley played.
- Yep.
1160
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,457
That's why I'm caddying.
1161
01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:38,917
{\an8}This incredible day.
1162
01:22:39,001 --> 01:22:42,212
{\an8}This incredible final round
is not done yet.
1163
01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:44,798
{\an8}It all comes down to this, the 18th.
1164
01:22:44,882 --> 01:22:47,426
{\an8}Joe amable-amo
of las cruces, new Mexico
1165
01:22:47,509 --> 01:22:52,514
and Archibald borthwick of Scotland
tied for the lead.
1166
01:22:53,182 --> 01:22:54,766
Whatever happens here, Joe,
1167
01:22:57,519 --> 01:22:59,062
I need you to know that...
1168
01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:05,194
Playing this round, it's...
1169
01:23:06,028 --> 01:23:07,279
With you...
1170
01:23:10,282 --> 01:23:11,408
You know what?
1171
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:21,168
Good luck.
1172
01:23:24,379 --> 01:23:25,464
You all right?
1173
01:23:29,301 --> 01:23:32,304
Well, here it is.
Your favorite birdie hole.
1174
01:23:33,388 --> 01:23:35,015
Same as yesterday.
1175
01:23:35,098 --> 01:23:37,684
Down the right side, equal to the center.
1176
01:23:38,852 --> 01:23:39,978
Bring us home.
1177
01:23:40,062 --> 01:23:41,813
- Quiet please.
- Thanks, wiley.
1178
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,533
Get in the hole!
1179
01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:05,379
You know there's no pressure here,
unless of course you think there is.
1180
01:24:06,505 --> 01:24:11,343
I've never felt pressure like this
in my life, herbie.
1181
01:24:12,010 --> 01:24:13,554
But you know what?
1182
01:24:14,429 --> 01:24:16,056
Yeah. You love it.
1183
01:24:17,558 --> 01:24:21,311
All right. Keep it from going left, yeah.
1184
01:24:24,773 --> 01:24:25,899
Left.
1185
01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:04,021
Left.
1186
01:25:35,761 --> 01:25:38,263
Wait, what? What?
Is that a dove?
1187
01:25:40,599 --> 01:25:44,144
Did a dove just grab amable-amo's ball
and drop it in a bush?
1188
01:25:45,979 --> 01:25:48,482
I think I know who might be
responsible for that.
1189
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:52,569
The bush is now on fire!
I don't believe what I'm seeing!
1190
01:25:52,653 --> 01:25:54,613
What's next? A pack of locusts?
1191
01:25:55,447 --> 01:25:58,033
We've seen a lot of birdies today,
but nothing quite like that.
1192
01:25:58,659 --> 01:26:00,202
Thanks. Thanks for doing that.
1193
01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:05,958
Is that your ball right there?
1194
01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:11,046
Yep. That's my ball.
1195
01:26:11,129 --> 01:26:13,257
I'm afraid it is. That's your ball.
1196
01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:18,303
Joe, you play the ball as it lies
or under rule number 19-1 and 14-3,
1197
01:26:18,387 --> 01:26:20,264
you're allowed to declare the ball
unplayable,
1198
01:26:20,347 --> 01:26:23,016
take a drop with a new ball
and incur a one-stroke penalty.
1199
01:26:24,768 --> 01:26:26,311
Yeah, I think that we should...
1200
01:26:29,064 --> 01:26:31,817
I'll take the one-stroke penalty
and declare it unplayable.
1201
01:26:33,527 --> 01:26:35,487
Burning bush. God says?
1202
01:26:35,571 --> 01:26:38,240
"I will be who I will be."
1203
01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:41,702
{\an8}David, I'm not even sure I believe
what I just saw.
1204
01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:46,039
{\an8}I think it's safe to say
Joe amable-amo's ball is unplayable but...
1205
01:26:46,123 --> 01:26:48,041
{\an8}I think it's safe to say
that it's inflammable.
1206
01:26:48,125 --> 01:26:49,126
{\an8}Uh, yeah.
1207
01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:51,295
Even, he's gotta laugh at this.
1208
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:54,464
{\an8}I've been tempted all day to say
there's something biblical about this day
1209
01:26:54,548 --> 01:26:56,008
{\an8}and this round of golf.
1210
01:26:56,091 --> 01:26:57,217
{\an8}I'm starting to believe you.
1211
01:26:57,301 --> 01:26:58,802
I've never seen that before.
1212
01:26:59,803 --> 01:27:01,054
Nor have I.
1213
01:27:03,599 --> 01:27:04,850
Deep breaths, Joe.
1214
01:27:07,060 --> 01:27:12,983
Enjoy the place. The time. The moment.
1215
01:27:15,277 --> 01:27:16,361
You earned it.
1216
01:27:19,489 --> 01:27:20,699
Thank you, Archie.
1217
01:27:21,491 --> 01:27:22,701
You're a good man.
1218
01:27:58,737 --> 01:27:59,821
Here you go, Archie.
1219
01:28:00,822 --> 01:28:02,699
A little bit of a left to right wind.
1220
01:28:02,783 --> 01:28:04,952
- Look at the pin placement.
- Yeah.
1221
01:28:05,035 --> 01:28:06,828
Okay, 182.
1222
01:28:07,412 --> 01:28:09,206
- 182.
- Put her up there.
1223
01:28:32,521 --> 01:28:34,022
- What are you doing?
- Shh.
1224
01:28:39,111 --> 01:28:40,946
Ow!
1225
01:28:41,029 --> 01:28:43,532
Amable-amo
needs to make this putt
1226
01:28:43,615 --> 01:28:46,618
{\an8}and have borthwick miss
for this to be tied
1227
01:28:46,702 --> 01:28:48,704
and we would go to a playoff.
1228
01:28:48,787 --> 01:28:52,416
And with everything that we have seen,
I wouldn't mind seeing more golf.
1229
01:28:52,499 --> 01:28:56,587
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the tournament co-leaders
1230
01:28:56,670 --> 01:29:00,507
from las cruces, new Mexico,
Joe amable-amo!
1231
01:29:01,675 --> 01:29:05,345
Well, here it is, the final hole
of the world entire.
1232
01:29:06,305 --> 01:29:08,807
Try not to start anything on fire.
Till I get back.
1233
01:29:08,891 --> 01:29:12,519
And from Scotland, Archie borthwick.
1234
01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:17,691
There's nothing there. Straight up.
1235
01:29:17,774 --> 01:29:20,611
Good speed. Straight putt.
1236
01:29:20,694 --> 01:29:23,363
Borthwick's 12-footer
is a little bit right to left,
1237
01:29:23,447 --> 01:29:26,700
and he's made many of these putts
throughout his career.
1238
01:29:26,783 --> 01:29:31,455
If he makes this one, he's the winner
of the championship of the world entire.
1239
01:29:32,331 --> 01:29:33,457
That's all it is.
1240
01:29:33,540 --> 01:29:35,876
A cup and a half out. Right to left.
1241
01:29:35,959 --> 01:29:37,085
All about the speed.
1242
01:29:37,169 --> 01:29:38,921
- A cup and a half?
- Mm-hmm.
1243
01:29:40,130 --> 01:29:42,466
If he makes this, folks,
this week,
1244
01:29:42,549 --> 01:29:45,135
this long strange day is over.
1245
01:29:45,219 --> 01:29:46,512
It has been that.
1246
01:29:50,098 --> 01:29:53,560
How many times has Archie borthwick
1247
01:29:53,644 --> 01:29:57,523
been in a big event
just to see it fall by the wayside?
1248
01:29:57,606 --> 01:30:02,069
Hasn't been able to come through.
But now, has that opportunity.
1249
01:30:03,820 --> 01:30:05,864
Amazing that it would
come down to this.
1250
01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:09,743
This for the win.
1251
01:30:25,175 --> 01:30:29,847
The tap in and now it is up
to Joe amable-amo. Amazing.
1252
01:30:32,474 --> 01:30:38,021
Joe amable-amo, the 65-year-old
from new Mexico has a five-footer.
1253
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:40,941
To send this
to a sudden death playoff.
1254
01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:43,652
I have faith you're gonna
make this putt.
1255
01:30:43,735 --> 01:30:45,737
The question is, do you?
1256
01:30:48,657 --> 01:30:51,410
Foolproof, herb. Foolproof.
1257
01:31:43,420 --> 01:31:45,589
I will be who I will be.
1258
01:31:47,090 --> 01:31:48,425
Thank you, al.
1259
01:31:58,727 --> 01:32:02,105
So the miss for amable-amo
and that is it.
1260
01:32:02,189 --> 01:32:08,612
It's Archie borthwick who's now the winner
of the championship of the world entire.
1261
01:32:08,695 --> 01:32:10,781
Do you believe
what we have seen today?
1262
01:32:10,864 --> 01:32:13,367
No, I can't imagine
what this must feel like
1263
01:32:13,450 --> 01:32:14,618
for Archie borthwick.
1264
01:32:14,701 --> 01:32:16,912
The monkey is finally off his back.
1265
01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,997
He's a major winner!
1266
01:32:19,081 --> 01:32:21,458
It's a life-changing moment
for this young man.
1267
01:32:26,755 --> 01:32:28,674
Oh, ye of abundant faith.
1268
01:32:31,051 --> 01:32:32,469
You missed that putt on purpose.
1269
01:32:50,779 --> 01:32:55,951
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
of the championship of the world entire,
1270
01:32:56,034 --> 01:32:57,452
Archibald borthwick!
1271
01:33:09,423 --> 01:33:10,757
You're my champion!
1272
01:33:14,928 --> 01:33:16,346
Yeah!
1273
01:33:38,118 --> 01:33:40,746
- Congratulations, champ.
- I know what happened here.
1274
01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,789
Woo-hoo!
1275
01:33:42,873 --> 01:33:43,874
Joe.
1276
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,084
Thank you, sir.
1277
01:33:46,877 --> 01:33:49,087
Wiley, you've done a good job.
1278
01:33:50,088 --> 01:33:51,131
You're the man.
1279
01:33:51,215 --> 01:33:52,466
Thank you.
1280
01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:54,593
Yes!
1281
01:33:59,473 --> 01:34:00,599
Joe!
1282
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:04,978
Take a deep breath.
1283
01:34:07,022 --> 01:34:09,191
You deserve the feeling you're getting.
1284
01:34:11,193 --> 01:34:12,861
Congratulations.
1285
01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:15,447
You're really a great man.
1286
01:34:18,992 --> 01:34:19,993
Thank you.
1287
01:34:21,078 --> 01:34:22,204
Thank you.
1288
01:34:36,134 --> 01:34:40,138
Mr. Kind-love,
that was impressive.
1289
01:34:40,973 --> 01:34:42,015
I'm honored.
1290
01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:47,104
Clearly, you are, uh, very coachable.
1291
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:51,024
Herb. Thank you.
1292
01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:52,276
Nice job, Joe.
1293
01:35:04,621 --> 01:35:06,707
{\an8}Joe amable-amo, I gotta tell you,
1294
01:35:06,790 --> 01:35:09,084
{\an8}I'm paid to know what to say
in these situations.
1295
01:35:09,168 --> 01:35:12,546
{\an8}Right now, I'm at a loss.
Can you just tell me this?
1296
01:35:12,629 --> 01:35:14,131
Are you a religious man, Joe?
1297
01:35:14,756 --> 01:35:16,425
I am a disciple of al.
1298
01:35:17,092 --> 01:35:18,092
"Al"?
1299
01:35:18,677 --> 01:35:20,971
The almighty lord. God.
1300
01:35:21,054 --> 01:35:23,098
I know you can't accept
the runner-up check,
1301
01:35:23,182 --> 01:35:25,517
but what are you gonna do
with all the endorsements?
1302
01:35:25,601 --> 01:35:27,601
What are you gonna do with those
that may cause you
1303
01:35:27,644 --> 01:35:30,606
to put in a dozen phone lines or so
in that bank in new Mexico?
1304
01:35:31,315 --> 01:35:34,151
Something very selfish.
I'm gonna give it all away.
1305
01:35:36,612 --> 01:35:38,739
- Congratulations on everything.
- Thank you.
1306
01:35:38,822 --> 01:35:41,533
Archie? A heroic victory for you.
1307
01:35:41,617 --> 01:35:44,870
Gutsy maybe, not heroic.
1308
01:35:45,704 --> 01:35:49,249
A hero is someone that gives himself up
for the benefit of others.
1309
01:35:50,667 --> 01:35:53,253
Gentlemen, you gave us
a once-in-a-lifetime show.
1310
01:35:53,337 --> 01:35:55,047
Thank you!
1311
01:35:55,130 --> 01:35:56,381
You did it, so I believe it.
1312
01:35:56,465 --> 01:35:58,217
When you were a kid,
1313
01:35:58,300 --> 01:36:00,427
your old man was a
pretty doggone good golfer.
1314
01:36:00,511 --> 01:36:04,598
Hey! He still is a pretty
doggone good golfer.
1315
01:36:05,724 --> 01:36:06,808
Whoa!
1316
01:36:07,726 --> 01:36:09,853
So, I think I know who you are.
1317
01:36:09,937 --> 01:36:11,480
I'm pretty sure that you do.
1318
01:36:16,610 --> 01:36:21,114
I know. Sandy and I are headed
to North Korea, yeah.
1319
01:36:21,198 --> 01:36:25,619
Yeah, to deliver a message
to someone there of human compassion.
1320
01:36:25,702 --> 01:36:26,828
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
1321
01:36:26,912 --> 01:36:28,830
There you go. He is so good.
1322
01:36:28,914 --> 01:36:30,234
- Thanks for watching him.
- Sure.
1323
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:33,168
Hold out your hand.
1324
01:36:37,339 --> 01:36:38,549
Oh!
1325
01:36:40,551 --> 01:36:41,927
Thanks, Sheila.
1326
01:36:44,179 --> 01:36:45,222
Hold out your hand.
1327
01:36:51,562 --> 01:36:52,729
For the baby.
1328
01:36:52,813 --> 01:36:54,648
- Oh!
- For the...
1329
01:36:54,731 --> 01:36:57,025
Oh, she's gonna be so happy!
1330
01:36:57,109 --> 01:36:58,777
In time to come.
1331
01:36:58,861 --> 01:37:01,029
Excuse me. You have a...
1332
01:37:04,783 --> 01:37:07,077
I guess this is goodbye.
1333
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:10,497
It's not goodbye. You know what?
Al didn't give you full disclosure.
1334
01:37:10,581 --> 01:37:12,291
Job's not done yet, Joe.
1335
01:37:12,374 --> 01:37:15,752
You're gonna be delivering this message
for the rest of your life.
1336
01:37:16,712 --> 01:37:18,755
I wouldn't have it any other way.
1337
01:37:20,257 --> 01:37:21,967
You and I will see each other again.
1338
01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:25,804
I love you.
1339
01:37:26,471 --> 01:37:27,556
Thank you.
1340
01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:39,067
I'm proud of you, buddy.
1341
01:37:39,151 --> 01:37:40,569
Thank you.
1342
01:37:48,702 --> 01:37:50,037
Come on, honey.
1343
01:37:55,334 --> 01:37:57,753
Hey, everyone. Uh...
1344
01:37:57,836 --> 01:37:59,588
You know my wife, Camille.
1345
01:38:00,756 --> 01:38:03,258
Hi. We met on the course.
1346
01:38:08,305 --> 01:38:10,307
I feel like I know each of you.
1347
01:38:11,391 --> 01:38:13,560
Your love for each other is beautiful.
1348
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:19,358
Your support and your faith
in your husband is beautiful.
1349
01:38:20,692 --> 01:38:24,947
Joe, Mrs. Amable-amo, I'm no hero.
1350
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:29,993
But your daughter, Audrey? She is.
1351
01:38:51,098 --> 01:38:53,851
"Pay to the order of jardin del sol.
1352
01:38:53,934 --> 01:38:57,020
Signed, Archibald borthwick."
1353
01:38:57,104 --> 01:38:59,481
I hope I spelled it right.
1354
01:38:59,565 --> 01:39:01,024
Yes, you spelled it right!
1355
01:39:02,067 --> 01:39:05,153
How can we ever... ever thank you?
1356
01:39:07,030 --> 01:39:08,198
Thank you, Joe.
1357
01:39:10,951 --> 01:39:11,952
Thank you.
1358
01:39:20,252 --> 01:39:23,046
Let's go home.
We have a lot to do.
1359
01:39:23,672 --> 01:39:25,007
Oh my god!
1360
01:39:25,090 --> 01:39:27,176
Your garden's going to be overrun.
1361
01:39:36,059 --> 01:39:37,436
Sponge cake!