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要喝點什麼嗎?

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好啊

3
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家具都去哪了?

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我剛搬過來不久

5
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我前妻還住在我們家
所以我沒什麼東西

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我們已經分居將近一年

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我...

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我有不少事要調適

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麥可,我不想聊你的前妻

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抱歉,我瞭解

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我們還是之後再喝吧

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在什麼之後?

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好爽,就是這樣

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等一下

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對不起,等我一下就好

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我有時候沒辦法立刻提槍上場

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你有藍色小藥丸嗎?

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沒有,不過我跟前妻嘗試過一次...

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麥可,我現在不想想到你和前妻

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加油,你行的

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可以嗎?

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很好

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加油

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- 加油
- 我不行

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加油...

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算了

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看來是沒機會了吧?

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或許...

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我們可以溫柔相擁就好

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謝謝你請我吃晚餐,麥可

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但我需要進得了閨房的真男人

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想撕破我衣服的那種

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是,明白

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今晚非常開心

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- 喂?
- 丹尼斯,我是葛羅莉亞

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要到我家來一發嗎?

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- 當然要
- 太好了

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《性愛自修室》

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好,我半個小時就到

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(歡迎來到摩爾戴)

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她到了

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這個擁抱真舒服

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- 美國好玩嗎?
- 好玩,不過我很想妳

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艾西,妳可以幫梅芙
把行李提到車上嗎?

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謝謝妳

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路程怎麼樣?

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很長

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- 我在家裡幫妳把房間準備好了
- 謝謝

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傑克森

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我只是想關心你一下

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我很好,妳呢?

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我和你媽聊過了

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然後呢?

54
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你想要的話可以待在家

55
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不用,我想去學校,反正擔心也沒用

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傑克森

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是

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看著我

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一定會沒事的

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我知道

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愛妳

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(梅芙:艾咪很快會來接我去醫院)

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(露比:要在上課前碰面嗎?)

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我是主持人珍米爾本醫生

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我是主持人珍米爾本醫生

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今天一開始想先討論男性的心理健康

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咖啡來囉

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- 我才剛哄她睡著
- 靠,抱歉

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- 謝謝
- 給妳

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小喬

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電台要我今天下午提早去

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- 妳能照顧喬依嗎?
- 不行

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為什麼?

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我和銀行認識的人要去約會

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拜託喔

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幹嘛?

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我也不好說

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只是或許不要跟平常一樣

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馬上又一頭栽進新戀情

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慢慢來

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妳還真敢說

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- 我說說而已
- 其實我真的...

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不需要妳現在來長姊如母那套

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- 只是約會而已
- 噓

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妳不能帶喬依去嗎?

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不行

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我怕電台今天打算開除我

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什麼?

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節目的表現不太好

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其實是很差勁

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我...我找不到節奏

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早知道就不該接下這份工作

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沒事的,沒事

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- 沒事
- 沒關係,我的約會可以改期

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不用

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可以幫我做一件事嗎?

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- 我要妳躺好
- 不要

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我要在妳臉上放屁,而且是會濕屁

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我要出門了

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- 讚喔
- 抱歉,我在朝妳媽的臉放屁

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梅芙回來了,可是她媽住院了

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那學校怎麼辦,兒子?

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也才一天而已

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媽,她真的很需要我

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- 再見
- 晚點打給我

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絕對是他害的,不是我

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她是誰?

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小潔,這裡是她爸開的

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她很漂亮

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是嗎?我沒注意過

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不需要來載我

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爸會再幫我上一堂駕訓課

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很好

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我之前就想問
你爸那次有去約會嗎?

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不知道,妳幹嘛那麼關心?

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我不是關心

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只是很為他高興他能向前邁進而已

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上班加油喔

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(紅木農場辦公室)

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午餐後到騎馬欄找我,知道嗎?

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我們初識時,我只是學徒
現在我已經出師了

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(丹:約會要依約進行嗎?)

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(那當然)

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妳可以去應門嗎?

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珍,妳嚇死我了

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不是,我是喬安娜

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我是珍的妹妹,我才剛拿到這玩意

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它的功能是活化膠原,讓我重返青春

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希望有用,因為真的貴爆了

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天啊,聽起來好棒喔

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不好意思,你是誰?

132
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- 我是艾瑞克
- 是

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我是歐帝斯的朋友,他在嗎?

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不在

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有個叫梅薇絲的人剛回來
所以他就去找她了

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這樣啊

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- 要幫你傳話嗎?
- 不用

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- 幸會,喬安娜
- 彼此彼此,艾瑞克

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- 祝妳成功活化膠原
- 謝謝,我真的很需要

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歐帝斯,謝謝你通知我喔

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(泰隆:今天上課好想妳)

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{\an8}(正向思考,正向人生)

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梅芙,艾咪來了

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艾咪,我好想妳

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謝謝妳載我一程

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- 走吧
- 好

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- 歐帝斯也要來嗎?
- 沒有啊

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你怎麼會在這?

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我想說過來給妳一點支持

150
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抱歉,我做錯了嗎?

151
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,320
不是,你這麼做很體貼

152
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,360
只是我上飛機後就沒沖過澡了

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00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,560
想等打理過再跟你見面,但我...

154
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沒關係,我...

155
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沒關係,我可以之後再來,別在意

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看到妳真開心

157
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,680
拜託你別走

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00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,040
- 我好想妳
- 我也想你

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00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,480
- 好痛
- 抱歉

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那個我都隨身攜帶
因為我開車會流腳汗,妳儘管拿去用

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上車

162
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花香味?

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哇靠

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(《聖經》)

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搞屁啊?

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00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,840
噁心

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00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,280
我們整個週末都在互傳簡訊

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- 我真的很喜歡他
- 妳看,我就說吧

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00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,800
他就像妳的書呆另一半

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00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,480
他還跟他爸說我的事

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他們是好朋友,很溫馨吧?

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- 對啊
- 沒錯

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幹嘛?

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00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,440
沒事

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小薇,妳患了喋喋不休症
開口閉口都是他

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- 好啦,我不說了
- 不用啦,我很為妳開心

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真的

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我確實有事要告訴妳
有點尷尬,我發現身上有腫塊

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長在蛋蛋上

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什麼意思?你還好嗎?

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還好

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真的嗎?

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00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,440
不好

184
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,200
我嚇壞了,但醫生在做檢驗,所以...

185
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,920
我想告訴妳,因為妳是我的摯友

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00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,000
好,那...

187
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,760
謝謝你告訴我,有我陪你

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00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,360
謝謝

189
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,720
(原版學生性治療師)

190
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,560
他的影片讓人好有共鳴

191
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,280
小歐的影片太華麗
總覺得我們從來都不瞭解她

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00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,000
不好意思,禁止插隊

193
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,600
別激動,我在找歐帝斯
我是他的競選主任

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00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,880
既然妳是競選主任,請問他人在哪?

195
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,280
等我搞清楚後再回答你

196
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,880
(票投小歐)

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00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,520
其實我今天願意接現場排隊

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因為歐帝斯沒出現

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00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,840
還有免費T恤喔

200
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,600
使用有機材質,絕對良心製造

201
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,760
切記,票投小歐

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00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,880
(歐帝斯,你在哪?)

203
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,320
你有一件,你也有一件

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(露比:你在哪?)

205
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,440
(漢姆利醫院)

206
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,000
我的豬頭哥哥在那

207
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,600
要我們陪妳進去嗎?

208
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,360
不用,沒關係

209
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,120
- 確定嗎?
- 嗯,我去去就回

210
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,640
希望她沒事

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00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,920
對啊,我也希望

212
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,840
你會玩抽鬼牌嗎?

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00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,120
喂,青蛙臉!呱呱

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00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,520
- 你去哪了?
- 和我兄弟小莫在一起

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00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,640
- 妳知道小莫啊,他...
- 不知道

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00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,200
妳竟然為了這種事從美國回來

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00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,600
- 她這次最好是病得很嚴重
- 西恩

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妳不記得她上次住院的時候嗎?

219
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她偷跑出院,被發現的時候
人已經在火車站了

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只穿著病患服,屁股還露在外面

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不好笑

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00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,720
明明就有點好笑

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00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,720
我笑不出來

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00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,440
美國人都不准妳笑,對吧?

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能陪妳走去教室嗎?

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00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,560
好

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00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,760
我只是想問妳

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00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,280
妳跟傑克森之間有什麼曖昧嗎?

229
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,240
因為你們剛才在擁抱

230
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,600
我不想自作多情

231
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,440
如果妳已經有對象的話

232
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:27,960
沒有

233
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800
傑克森跟我是好朋友

234
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,960
他正面臨一些個人難關

235
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,760
但我們之間絕對沒有任何曖昧

236
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,920
好喔,太好了

237
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,960
對不起

238
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,240
我有時候會想太多,而且...

239
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,680
我真的很喜歡妳

240
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,280
我知道有點太快,但我其實一直在想

241
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,600
妳想不想當我的女朋友?

242
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,360
如果妳想,我不...

243
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,720
我很想當你的女朋友

244
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,760
好,酷喔

245
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,200
- 酷喔
- 嗯

246
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- 好,是不是該...
- 上課?

247
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,480
- 上課,對
- 對,上課,該走了

248
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,920
有本我很喜歡的統計學

249
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,440
數據分析超棒

250
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,640
對喔,妳看完那本...

251
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,720
妳一定要試試看,真的很補充元氣

252
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,800
我有一個禮拜都沒去角質

253
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,000
再見

254
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,640
- 妳好
- 老師好

255
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,400
那天晚上的事很抱歉

256
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,000
我讓妳很尷尬

257
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,960
不會啦

258
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,600
大家常常都以為我想親他們

259
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,520
妳這麼說只是想安慰我而已

260
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,480
一點點啦

261
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:54,400
我想跟你說明
我跟PK並不講單一伴侶制

262
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,240
所以我在想

263
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,760
如果有機會,你想不想跟我約會?

264
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,160
好啊,當然想

265
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,080
暫停

266
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,800
(以撒:妳在哪?)

267
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,520
(抱歉,我今天不會去上課)

268
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,960
- 沒事吧?
- 沒事,是以撒

269
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,640
原來妳跟以撒是朋友

270
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,560
才不是,我只是和他一起上美術課
我又沒有喜歡他

271
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,080
好喔,瞭解

272
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,960
歐帝斯,不是每件事都跟諮商有關

273
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,360
- 你抽到鬼牌了
- 妳根本會讀心術

274
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,840
現在要做什麼?

275
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,000
可以幫你拍照嗎?

276
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,760
好啊

277
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,840
那台相機真不錯

278
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,720
來吧

279
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,600
可惡,每次都忘記

280
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,040
(等候室)

281
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,480
(填字遊戲)

282
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,720
- 幹嘛?
- 在這裡吹口哨很不恰當

283
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,760
西恩

284
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,360
抱歉

285
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,240
梅芙威利、西恩威利?

286
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,280
請跟我來

287
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,560
請進

288
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,560
我媽在哪?

289
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,800
請坐,我們聊一下

290
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,000
我不想坐,妳幹嘛?起來

291
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,480
- 西恩,坐下
- 臭妹妹,起來

292
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:13,080
很遺憾要通知你們,令堂過世了

293
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,720
她被送入加護病房不久後

294
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,920
就失去意識,陷入昏迷

295
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,120
非常...

296
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,600
她的狀況一開始很穩定,卻急轉直下

297
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,480
然後心臟便停止了

298
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,080
我們盡全力搶救她,但恐怕並未成功

299
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,440
她在20分鐘前去世了

300
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,360
請節哀順變

301
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,120
請慢慢來,這個房間就讓你們使用

302
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,480
等一下會有護理師來找你們

303
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,680
- 你好
- 妳好

304
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,160
- 那是小寶寶
- 對

305
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,160
不是我的

306
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,440
她是我外甥女
我推辭不了,只好照顧她

307
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,560
沒關係

308
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,680
這邊也親一下好了,比較平衡

309
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,240
你聞起來

310
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,960
真的好香

311
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,160
謝謝,我是騎磨拖車來的

312
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,920
摩托車啊,真...

313
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,360
- 糟糕
- 沒關係

314
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,360
抱歉

315
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,480
她整個早上都在鬧

316
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,760
我本來以為可以把她留在家裡
但我姊得去上班,所以...

317
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,280
我可能該餵她了

318
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,440
- 對不起
- 沒事,別道歉

319
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,960
妳忙妳的,我愛寶寶

320
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,400
- 寶寶很棒
- 我想也是

321
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,920
真的,寶寶很棒

322
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,000
我是六兄妹的大哥,妳敢相信嗎?

323
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,760
從小到大身邊都是小寶寶
小弟都叫我“爹地哥哥”

324
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,080
不是詭異的那種叫法

325
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,200
- 我們不是邪教,我保證
- 是

326
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,480
只是正常家庭
我爸媽可能就是愛打炮

327
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,160
妳好啊

328
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,800
妳是誰?妳是帥氣的小寶貝

329
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,160
她喜歡你

330
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,520
那妳呢?想結婚嗎?

331
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,800
生個小孩?

332
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800
天啊,還真直接

333
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,200
抱歉,只是因為我約會太多次了

334
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,640
老實說,我只想安頓下來

335
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,200
但大多和我交往的女性
都只對那種事有興趣

336
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,360
所以我在嘗試新做法

337
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,000
一開始就開誠布公
不要浪費大家的時間

338
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,400
對啊,我也想安頓下來

339
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,960
不過我好像總是無法維持長期關係

340
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:38,920
要嘛就是找錯人,不然就是時機不對

341
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,600
而且其實也有風險

342
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,040
可能會把身上的壞基因傳給嬰兒

343
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,320
不是說我有很多壞基因,普通多而已

344
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,040
對啊,普通多的壞基因

345
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,240
這個回答大概是答錯了

346
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,160
絕對不會,真的不會

347
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,680
如果你們願意等到明天再來找歐帝斯

348
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,360
他會給你們一次雙重門診
還有一次一般門診

349
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,160
我只想知道怎麼幫我的陰道止癢

350
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,880
不客氣,這是我的職責
別忘了票投小歐

351
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,320
再見,非常感謝

352
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,960
有什麼事嗎?

353
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,480
有,不要再搶歐帝斯的病患了

354
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,920
本週四的午休時間
將在中庭舉辦學生諮商師辯論

355
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,680
來聽歐帝斯和小歐闡述
他們憑什麼值得你的一票吧

356
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,720
參加就送托特包

357
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,120
這場辯論是怎樣?

358
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,440
不好意思,妳說妳是哪位?

359
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,320
拜託別再假裝妳不知道我是誰了

360
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,040
我們去裡面談吧

361
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,680
好啊,走吧

362
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,280
請坐

363
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,880
不用了,我不想弄皺裙子

364
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,040
所以這場辯論到底是怎樣?

365
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,840
我想說這可能是個好機會

366
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,600
歐帝斯和我可以表達觀點

367
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,120
- 我本來是打算活動獲批准就通知他
- 最好是啦

368
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,280
妳跟歐帝斯有什麼關係?

369
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,360
重要嗎?

370
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,080
我只是想搞清楚妳有什麼好處

371
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,880
你們一定是很要好的朋友
妳才會這樣幫他

372
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,960
沒錯,我們是朋友

373
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,480
但以前不只是朋友?

374
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,360
我們曾短暫交往過

375
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,720
後來當然是我甩了他

376
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,640
因為他對妳的用情
比不上妳對他的深?

377
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,200
而且還對那個女生有留戀?

378
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,440
她叫什麼名字呢?

379
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,560
現在跟他在一起的,人在美國

380
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,920
是梅芙,對吧?

381
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,200
我只是瞎猜而已,並不確定

382
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,560
不過這樣就能解釋
妳為什麼會繞著他團團轉了

383
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,320
妳希望他總有一天會醒悟

384
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,680
發現妳才是
從頭到尾都知道他有多特別的人

385
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,680
他會說他愛妳
就像妳一直深愛著他一樣

386
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,160
才不是

387
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,120
好

388
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,640
不過我給妳一些建議

389
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,520
真正喜歡妳的人,不該耍任何手段

390
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,560
不該讓妳搞不清楚狀況

391
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,240
態度要很清楚

392
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,160
感謝妳的建議

393
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,320
現在換我給妳建議

394
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,440
開始準備慘敗吧

395
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,440
我們十歲的時候
妳決定要讓我活在地獄中

396
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,560
現在我向妳保證,我打算要徹底回敬

397
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,400
這是威脅嗎?

398
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,760
不是,這是保證,莎拉

399
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,320
好了,我還得去準備辯論

400
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,200
我叫小歐

401
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,200
- 我該看著妳嗎?
- 隨便

402
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,920
我要看著妳,我該...

403
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,000
放輕鬆就好

404
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,160
這是怎樣?

405
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,240
對不起,我只是想擺姿勢

406
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,720
你還是什麼都別做吧

407
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,880
好

408
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,680
我覺得你還是有在偷擺姿勢

409
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,040
(露比:你週四要和小歐辯論)

410
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,840
(我要去挖醜聞)

411
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,440
好怪

412
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,080
好

413
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,680
還不錯

414
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,800
- 謝啦
- 但很怪

415
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,240
這會放進妳的作品集嗎?

416
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880
不會...我只是在練習

417
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,680
我其實打算要拍自己

418
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,160
以撒給我看很多
超棒的自我寫照,我很喜歡

419
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,000
我還以為妳跟以撒不是朋友

420
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,440
對啊,確實不是

421
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,720
我還不知道要用自我寫照表達什麼

422
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,880
真煩惱

423
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,880
以撒的作品就很有意義

424
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,120
說不定是妳想太多了

425
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,040
相信直覺就好

426
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,640
以撒也這麼說

427
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,480
歐帝斯,可以幫我諮商嗎?

428
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,360
好,妳要問什麼?

429
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,920
好

430
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,040
假如

431
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,720
你覺得自己喜歡某個人

432
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,480
這個人跟你的好朋友有一段過去

433
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,720
你覺得需不需要告訴你的好朋友

434
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,840
你喜歡和他曾有一段過去的這個人?

435
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,440
我認為...

436
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,080
如果那份心意千真萬確

437
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,480
又想要採取行動

438
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,240
那就該對朋友坦白

439
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,320
因為要是不說,結果朋友發現了

440
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,640
後果會更慘

441
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,320
對啊

442
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,080
對了,我說的不是以撒

443
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,880
- 我沒覺得妳是在說他
- 這個畫面不錯,別動

444
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,400
- 你又動了
- 對不起,我動了,我知道

445
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,560
我在為學生諮商師選舉做民調

446
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,840
請問小歐是否曾越界或惡劣待人?

447
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,840
- 沒有
- 好

448
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,920
(不同意)

449
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,480
小歐是否曾缺乏包容或苛刻待人?

450
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,040
- 沒有
- 沒有

451
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,920
- 沒有
- 完全沒有

452
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,240
小歐曾給過有害建議或錯誤建議嗎?

453
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,680
沒有...

454
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,440
- 沒有!
- 好

455
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,800
(不同意)

456
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,840
說到慈善
我們今年應該換個募款主題

457
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,600
我在為學生諮商師選舉做民調

458
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,080
- 可以問幾個問題嗎?
- 我們正在開會

459
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,320
一下子就好

460
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,560
請問小歐是否曾越界或惡劣待人?

461
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,200
沒有,她幫助我解決了很多問題

462
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,520
我們覺得她很棒

463
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,080
不好意思,我沒跟上妳說的話

464
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,040
沒關係,寶貝,我待會再告訴妳

465
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,040
還有問題要問嗎?

466
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:26,080
小歐是否曾缺乏包容或苛刻待人?

467
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,400
我覺得妳有點故意找碴

468
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,200
拜託,我知道你們不是真的信奉

469
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,480
不在別人背後說壞話的原則

470
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,240
表現和善是你們的品牌,我很欣賞

471
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,360
不過我不會說出去
你們可以儘管對我八卦

472
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,560
待人和善不是品牌,而是應該的事

473
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,840
我們真的得繼續開會了

474
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,200
祝妳做民調順利

475
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,080
那傢伙的能量真的讓人心好累

476
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,080
艾莎,這不是八卦,只是事實陳述

477
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,920
艾瑞克

478
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,480
你有看到歐帝斯嗎?他對我已讀不回

479
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,520
沒有,他今天早上放我鴿子

480
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,880
因為你去夜店放生他嗎?

481
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,600
- 妳說什麼?
- 沒事,我不是在批判你,艾瑞克

482
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,800
相信我,我常常放生不酷的人

483
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,680
只是他好像有點生氣

484
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:32,080
拜託喔,才不是,是因為梅芙回來了

485
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,800
只要有她在,他就顧不得其他事情

486
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,160
他沒跟妳說她回來了

487
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,880
我...

488
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,280
- 沒事,沒關係
- 真的嗎?

489
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,880
- 好,很好,謝謝你
- 因為我...那就好

490
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,720
我錯過了什麼?

491
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,840
露比

492
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,280
不意外

493
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,240
我們還得選個慈善募款的對象

494
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,560
有人有想法嗎?

495
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,760
上去,繼續

496
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,920
你看著午夜時,心裡想著什麼?

497
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,320
要是我摔下馬
你會用你的金屬小腳踩爆我

498
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,440
來,拿著韁繩

499
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,840
你得讓馬知道你不怕

500
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,080
來,我們一起走

501
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,640
拉牠一下,來

502
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,920
試著抓到馬的節奏

503
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,760
好

504
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,280
你看

505
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,480
牠也沒那麼可怕吧?

506
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,040
好,你上馬吧

507
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,200
- 不用多上幾堂課嗎?
- 有句老話說得好

508
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,160
用想的無法克服恐懼,身體力行才行

509
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,600
準備好了嗎?

510
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,160
需要幫忙嗎?

511
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,200
好,一、二、三

512
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,280
好了

513
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,480
可以嗎?

514
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,080
- 開始
- 好

515
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,560
- 不過要慢慢來
- 好

516
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,440
- 你行的
- 慢慢來

517
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,520
- 慢慢來
- 好

518
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,600
就是這樣

519
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,600
就是這樣,很好

520
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,120
好,準備好了嗎?

521
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,120
- 現在換小跑步,開始
- 不好吧,我還是下馬好了

522
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,040
天啊

523
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,040
我的蛋蛋啊

524
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,400
- 抓住牠的節奏
- 我在騎馬耶,好

525
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,240
就是這樣,你其實已經在慢跑了

526
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,080
- 可以嗎?很好
- 好

527
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,520
我在騎馬,我在騎馬耶

528
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,040
沒錯

529
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,520
我們要將令堂移到太平間

530
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,440
你們很快就能看到她

531
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,520
這些是她的隨身物品

532
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,280
(屁孩軟糖)

533
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,960
我如果吃掉這些會很奇怪嗎?

534
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,960
反正她也吃不到了,對吧?

535
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,160
我從此就不能開玩笑了嗎?

536
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,880
記得派特叔叔去世的時候嗎?

537
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,880
記得一點
我是在他的葬禮第一次喝到啤酒

538
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,920
你才八歲耶

539
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,920
對啊

540
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,640
派特叔叔的女友給我啤酒
她真的很開得起玩笑,記得嗎?

541
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,880
我記得瞻仰了他的遺體
他看起來根本不像他

542
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,440
之後我就不記得
派特叔叔生前的樣子了

543
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,120
我可能沒辦法看媽那個樣子

544
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,000
如果可以的話

545
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,480
好

546
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,600
沒問題

547
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640
西莉亞

548
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,040
抱歉,我待會再來

549
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,240
沒關係,我醒著,我在閉目養神

550
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,320
好

551
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,800
養精蓄銳,請進

552
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,200
請進,坐...

553
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,760
美女,麻煩妳轉過來好了

554
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,560
我不想動,目前只想坐在這

555
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,480
好

556
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,080
好吧

557
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,520
我們得談談妳這幾次的節目

558
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,280
- 是
- 不太理想

559
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,040
我知道表現不是很好

560
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,440
我還在站穩腳步

561
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,800
但我額外做了一些準備
可能已經找到辦法了

562
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,080
現在可能已經有點太遲了

563
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:02,520
恐怕大老闆泰瑞有點擔心節目編排

564
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,080
他覺得太呆板

565
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,120
所以我想了個辦法

566
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:11,280
這週找了來賓跟妳一起主持,好嗎?

567
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,000
好,哪種來賓?

568
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,680
就是跟妳一樣的性愛從業者

569
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,160
有個女人拿自己的陰道打石膏模

570
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,160
聽著,我知道我的狀態不是很好

571
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,800
但希望能有機會好好研究出

572
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,760
怎麼靠我自己解決

573
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,160
真的很抱歉,珍

574
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,960
如果是我說了算,當然沒問題

575
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,000
可惜我背負著很大的執行壓力

576
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,400
這麼做可以讓氣氛輕鬆、帶來樂趣

577
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,320
說不定會是好事

578
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,280
- 妳們好
- 歐

579
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,200
那是她的名字,不是我在驚嘆

580
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200
請進

581
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,480
歐,這位是珍,這位是歐

582
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,760
- 喔
- 我叫歐

583
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,920
珍,妳好

584
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,960
副主持人,歐主持人

585
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,600
有空看看她的頻道,影片很棒

586
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,440
很好,記得打方向燈

587
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,920
那邊轉彎

588
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,640
好,現在來試試路邊停車

589
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,640
你和那個老師的約會怎麼樣?

590
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,480
不是很順利

591
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,920
你幹了什麼好事?

592
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,960
應該是因為我沒幹的好事

593
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,440
- 你沒幫她出晚餐錢嗎?
- 不是

594
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:32,200
我的陰莖有時候不太聽話

595
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,080
- 小心!
- 拜託喔

596
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,560
幹嘛跟我講這種事?

597
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,800
害我想到那個畫面,救命啊

598
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,680
- 抱歉,我以為我們現在要分享心事
- 別分享這種事

599
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:42,760
永遠都不要

600
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,440
你不是有吃威而鋼嗎?

601
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,400
有啊

602
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,200
- 等一下,你怎麼知道?
- 別再討論這件事了

603
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,600
我要進去了,以後不要再提起這種事

604
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:01,880
你很有進步

605
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,800
抱歉過度分享了,下不為例

606
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,000
沒想到我竟然會這麼說

607
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,120
你可能有表現焦慮症

608
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,160
用想的無法克服恐懼,身體力行才行

609
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,080
絕對不要一次吃超過一顆威而鋼

610
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,560
陰莖會爆炸

611
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,000
葛羅莉亞,我是麥可

612
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,480
我有藍色小藥丸,現在雄風勃勃

613
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,360
(它們排在最後)

614
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,320
是媽沒錯

615
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,520
她也百分之百掛了

616
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600
他們說我們可以走了

617
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,880
我想完成填字遊戲

618
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,040
可是小莫要來載我

619
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,680
我想離開這裡

620
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,120
你先走沒關係,我沒問題

621
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,360
好

622
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,800
要我跟妳朋友怎麼說?

623
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,160
就說我等一下就出去

624
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,560
好

625
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,480
有需要就打給我

626
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,920
(勇猛大鵰)

627
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,720
準備好了嗎?

628
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,920
那當然

629
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,160
天啊

630
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,040
好爽

631
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,080
對不起,我不知道怎麼會這樣

632
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,000
可能等等會再硬回來

633
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,280
我差不多要去合唱團練習接女兒了

634
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,240
大家好,我是主持人珍米爾本醫生

635
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,280
我愛你媽

636
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,640
今晚節目上請到一名

637
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,160
傑出的年輕性愛教育家兼網紅:小歐

638
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,720
非常感謝

639
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,200
感謝熱烈歡迎,而且還過獎了

640
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,160
不會吧

641
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,160
很高興能上這個節目,真的很開心

642
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,680
我也等不及要一起接叩應了

643
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,640
歐帝斯

644
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,000
不知道妳怎麼想,但能助人...

645
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:57,960
我要走了

646
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,720
不過梅芙還在裡面

647
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,080
她要把填字遊戲玩完

648
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,840
好,一切都還好嗎?

649
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,400
不好

650
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,240
我媽死了

651
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,240
- 媽的
- 天啊,西恩,請節哀

652
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,240
我們該進去找梅芙嗎?

653
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
要我就不會去

654
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,800
讓她用自己的方法消化吧

655
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,680
你要跟我們一起坐一下嗎?

656
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,080
- 不了
- 你還好嗎?

657
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,560
- 沒事,我可以
- 真的嗎?

658
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,960
我先走了

659
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,600
媽,妳好

660
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,600
艾瑞克,今晚想到慈善廚房幫我嗎?

661
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,840
不行耶,我要去艾比家

662
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,760
我們要看《辣得要命》跟做指甲

663
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,040
下次吧

664
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,400
(傑克森的故事)

665
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,000
(兩個媽媽決定要生小孩)

666
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,440
- (-有個問題
- 什麼問題?)

667
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,360
(生小孩需要女人的卵和男人的種)

668
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,200
(他們去醫院找護理師和醫生幫忙)

669
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,920
(有個好心男人捐種給我們)

670
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,640
(猜得到這個小孩是誰嗎?)

671
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,760
(沒錯,就是傑克森)

672
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,320
真漂亮

673
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,280
什麼?不會吧,拜託喔

674
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,400
為什麼鳥會這麼討厭我?

675
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,120
妳笑什麼?

676
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,760
這是我今天第二次被鳥屎砸到了

677
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,280
那就表示你很幸運

678
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,040
那可不好說

679
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,520
可以給我一點零錢吃晚餐嗎?

680
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,080
我身上沒帶錢

681
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,680
不過今晚集會中心有慈善廚房

682
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,320
我不知道在哪,可以帶我去嗎?

683
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,720
不行,我不能穿這樣過去

684
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,720
只要沿這條街走、左轉,就會找到

685
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,200
走嘛,來福,你也不差這幾分鐘啦

686
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,320
我遲到了

687
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,560
好吧,看來是要走了

688
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,880
要幫妳打電話找人來接妳嗎?

689
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,560
不用了,有人會載我

690
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,040
這是教會經營的,所以妳能吃得不錯

691
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,800
天啊

692
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,680
好了,這裡就是慈善廚房

693
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,920
祝妳今晚用餐愉快,我得走了

694
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,840
你要走了?

695
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,520
對

696
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,240
這是你該待的地方

697
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,640
艾瑞克,你改變心意了

698
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,440
你穿那是什麼東西?

699
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,000
我本來不該來這裡才對,媽

700
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,160
我們完全忙不過來

701
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,480
好啦,我先打個電話

702
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,720
謝啦,兒子

703
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,320
艾比,我要在集會中心幫忙慈善廚房

704
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,960
他們人手嚴重不足

705
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,400
所以不好意思了

706
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,640
別討厭我

707
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,680
所有人際關係都有界線

708
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,600
雖然不一定是明示

709
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:29,960
但都會是雙方瞭然於心

710
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,520
如果有人不知道這些界線

711
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:39,160
可能就會在關係中造成怨懟

712
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,120
對方...

713
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,560
要不要先接一通叩應?

714
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,960
這個主意不錯,謝啦,小歐

715
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,240
好,馬汀打進來了

716
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,840
馬汀,你在線上了

717
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,280
是,妳好

718
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,760
我打來是因為

719
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,840
我新近和一位女性朋友在交往

720
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,560
但我的床事有點問題

721
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,160
我服用了威而鋼,但沒用

722
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,720
我的雄風有問題嗎?

723
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:13,160
先跟不知道的聽眾解釋一下
威而鋼是西地那非的一個品牌

724
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,680
是用來克服勃起障礙的藥物

725
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,240
馬汀,關於這位女性朋友

726
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,560
可以說得詳細一點嗎?

727
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,440
我最近才和太太分開

728
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,280
搬到新住處,也開始新工作

729
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,280
聽起來有不少變動

730
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,520
不知道這兩件事有沒有關聯

731
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,600
米爾本醫生在點頭了,所以...

732
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:43,520
勃起障礙常常是源於心理因素

733
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,120
所以我認為你需要同時重視心理

734
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,480
以及生理狀態

735
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,320
可以問你做愛時心裡在想什麼嗎?

736
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,320
我在想我太太

737
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,680
抱歉,是前妻

738
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,280
我很想她

739
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,600
她已經放下了

740
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,960
所以我想說如果找個新對象

741
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,520
或許也能放下

742
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,760
結果卻很丟人,還讓我覺得很可悲

743
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,280
好像我不是男人一樣

744
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,600
可以問你一個問題嗎?

745
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,680
做愛會讓你覺得是在出軌嗎?

746
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,080
會

747
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,920
感覺像背叛一樣

748
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,760
馬汀,我在想

749
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,960
你可能是那種

750
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,120
有穩定關係才會有更好表現的人

751
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:36,000
只要滿足條件,陰莖就能正常發揮

752
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,640
妳是說

753
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,240
我的陰莖必須談戀愛?

754
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:45,320
你可能必須想辦法
斬斷和前妻的情感糾纏

755
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,600
陰莖才會自由,讓你放下、向前邁進

756
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,080
好

757
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,120
而且你的雄風絕對完好無缺

758
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,760
跟陰莖能不能充血無關

759
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,600
天啊,她們真是合作無間

760
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,880
對不起

761
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,800
- 蘇珊,妳好
- 妳好

762
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,640
我想聊聊角色扮演

763
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,240
- 恩人,要我在哪幫忙?
- 妳好

764
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,560
妳怎麼會在這裡?

765
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,840
你說需要幫忙啊

766
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,960
真的嗎?妳真的沒這個義務

767
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,400
- 我想幫忙
- 好

768
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,040
我以前常跟我的教會做這種事

769
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,160
好,我媽在那邊,她穿藍色毛衣

770
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,240
她是老大,會告訴妳所有應注意事項

771
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,280
- 好
- 我是艾比,艾瑞克的朋友

772
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,360
- 妳好
- 真高興終於見到妳了,妳好

773
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,080
能有教會外的人來幫忙真好

774
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,400
可惜贊助沒了

775
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,920
所以這個地方只能關閉了

776
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,000
抱歉,你要大蕉嗎?

777
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,600
- 謝謝
- 請用,別客氣

778
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,200
好,所以...

779
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,320
(MMTR電台)

780
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,680
米爾本醫生,跟妳合作真愉快

781
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,800
彼此彼此,小歐

782
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,320
- 她很棒
- 嗯

783
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,400
妳也進步很多,妹子

784
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:14,960
下次見囉

785
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,120
- 下次見
- 再見

786
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,960
(它們排在最後)

787
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,320
親愛的,妳還好嗎?

788
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,000
沒事,我完成填字遊戲了

789
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,360
- 不錯啊
- 嗯

790
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,080
媽死了

791
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,000
所以...

792
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,600
我們都會陪妳

793
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,280
有什麼需要儘管說

794
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,640
我們該回去告訴安娜

795
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,880
當然,我們送回妳家

796
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,200
馬汀,你好

797
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,400
我聽到你的叩應了

798
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,840
天啊,我真的不知如何是好

799
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,840
我也很想你

800
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,240
妳在吃什麼?

801
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,960
我睡前都要吃豬肉乾

802
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,520
艾咪,妳好噁心

803
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,280
對不起,快吃完了

804
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:08,640
(露比:你有聽到廣播節目嗎?)

805
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,520
晚安,愛妳

806
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,240
兩位晚安

807
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,280
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