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天啊,妳好

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我們好久沒見面了

3
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天啊

4
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我一定得去嗎?

5
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宿營也只要過幾夜而已

6
00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,640
而且妳同學都來了,一定會很好玩

7
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妳真的不帶特殊褲嗎?

8
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噓!

9
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不要,很久沒發生過了好嗎?

10
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我走了

11
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小露,要玩得開心喔

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愛妳

13
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- 她怎麼穿那樣?
- 她好臭

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露比,妳又去義賣商店採買了嗎?

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露比,這位是莎拉
她是新同學,麻煩妳幫忙照顧她

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過來吧

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妳想睡哪張床

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這張就不錯

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噁,有人聞到臭味嗎?

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是露比馬修斯啦

21
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窮人都好臭

22
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她是誰啊?

23
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她是妲拉,她不讓人加入小圈圈

24
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她好像很討人厭

25
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要不要跟我比打嗝?

26
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糟糕

27
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慘了

28
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妳尿床了嗎?

29
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沒有,只是打翻水而已

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我有多帶一套睡衣

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拜託別跟別人說

32
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不會啦

33
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只要在我的名字旁打勾就好

34
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(競選影片)

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《性愛自修室》

36
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還行

37
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{\an8}媽,妳打掃過家裡嗎?

38
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{\an8}沒有,應該是喬安娜掃的

39
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兒子,有看到我的鮮綠色洋裝嗎?

40
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沒有

41
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我得出門了

42
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今天要半夜才會回來

43
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好,玩得開心點喔

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謝謝

45
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- 再見
- 穿那麼帥要去哪?

46
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我晚點要跟朋友去酷兒之夜

47
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我要幫他助攻

48
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妳覺得怎樣?

49
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過來

50
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- 我不...
- 加強一下眼線

51
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- 好
- 很好,換一邊

52
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- 畫到眼睛了
- 好了

53
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- 這樣就完美了
- 真的嗎?

54
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太棒了,謝謝

55
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- 不客氣
- 再見

56
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- 洋裝可以還我嗎?
- 什麼洋裝?

57
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- 妳身上穿的那套
- 我是在晾衣架上看到的

58
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晾衣架上還有一條領巾,白底小花

59
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妳要感謝我幫忙打掃嗎?

60
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謝謝妳幫忙打掃

61
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順便還偷了我的衣服

62
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對了,我有個寶寶團體活動

63
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要一起去嗎?

64
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不用了,我待在家就好

65
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那間恐怖樹屋是怎麼回事?

66
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是我前任蓋的,我根本沒喜歡過

67
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那個不是喬依生父的前任嗎?

68
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妳晚點可以自己去洗衣服

69
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你要來了嗎?

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我需要幫助

71
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幫什麼?

72
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決定要穿什麼衣服

73
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選擇太多了

74
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搞得我沒頭緒,我跌入了時尚地獄

75
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可是現在才兩點,幹嘛那麼著急?

76
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歐帝斯,這是我第一個正式同志之夜

77
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關係重大,我一定要做好準備

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我知道很重要

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只是我得先去露比家

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梅芙知道你們來往嗎?

81
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我們不是在來往,她在幫我競選

82
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但梅芙確實不知道

83
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我說過我們吵架了

84
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她還是不想跟你說話?

85
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我不知道她想不想跟我說話

86
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但我絕對不跟她說話

87
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- 而且我們根本沒有正式在一起
- 你到底幾點要來?

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我不確定,差不多...

89
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- 七點左右
- 七點?

90
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歐帝斯,我不能獨自梳妝打扮五小時

91
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我會盡快趕過去

92
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你...

93
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糟糕

94
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馬洛伊還沒讀妳的新章?

95
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還沒聽到消息

96
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要我就會去問他想法

97
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不好吧,我不想表現得那麼急切

98
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妳不能再保持那種溫順英國風了

99
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妳現在是在美國

100
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想要什麼都能去爭取

101
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是喔?

102
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我拿到實習生職位了

103
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馬洛伊剛才把我叫去辦公室

104
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我下週要陪他去新書發表會

105
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他要介紹我給出版社認識

106
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你們敢相信嗎?

107
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恭喜

108
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對啊,恭喜,太棒了

109
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我要打給我媽,她一定會樂翻天

110
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妳還好嗎?

111
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嗯,你呢?

112
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說來真蠢

113
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我竟然騙自己相信可能有機會

114
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我有點料到會是她拿到

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她哥讀華萊士學院
她爸就捐了一棟大樓之類的

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她那篇寫的是上寄宿學校有多辛苦

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對啊

118
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雖然我真的很愛艾倫

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但她永遠不會明白

120
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這種機會對我們來說為什麼那麼重要

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別在意

122
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妳是個出色作家

123
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一定還有其他機會

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(艾咪:歐帝斯沒有表示?)

125
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(梅芙:沒有,他一定要道歉)

126
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(完全同意)

127
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- 你好,我帶了蛋糕
- 妳好

128
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- 那上面是什麼?
- 我的松鼠,我好想念牠們

129
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牠們是莎蒂、賽門、瑟琳娜
還有布魯斯,牠長得像我繼父

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好,妳是哪位?

131
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我是艾咪,以撒在嗎?

132
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就說是找我的吧

133
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- 艾咪
- 你好

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這位是我哥阿喬

135
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- 他正要出門
- 有嗎?

136
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有,我說過今天需要用拖車

137
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要你別在裡面打電動

138
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好啦,我這就出去

139
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哪隻是莎蒂?

140
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以撒再見

141
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再見

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小露

143
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我不准提到名字的那個人來了

144
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近來好嗎?

145
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要是你再弄哭我女兒

146
00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,360
你就要不好了

147
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- 你幹嘛穿得像法國海盜?
- 我要去...

148
00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,440
我沒閒工夫聽
晚點還要去找安瓦爾和小莉

149
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你得卸掉眼線,跟我爸借衣服穿

150
00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,960
他要協助我們拍影片

151
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什麼影片?

152
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太棒了

153
00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,000
救命恩人,你好啊

154
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你在幹嘛?我們在羅曼家,要來嗎?

155
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我在為等一下的酷兒之夜做準備

156
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- 翡翠城嗎?
- 對

157
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我們也在考慮要不要去

158
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大家一起去吧

159
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- 天啊,可以嗎?
- 來嘛

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好啊

161
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好啊,一起去吧

162
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你要過來一起準備嗎?

163
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我在等歐帝斯處理完他的事

164
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- 沒差啦,跟他說過來這邊會合就好
- 對啊

165
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來嘛,一定會很好玩

166
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- 你只是嘴巴說不要喔
- 來嘛,我們會玩得很開心

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好

168
00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,320
不覺得我該做比較潮流的打扮嗎?

169
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不覺得,這身打扮非常棒

170
00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,080
就是個大眾臉

171
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也就是說大家可以隨意投射在你身上

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(艾瑞克:我去羅曼家一下
等你搞定就打給我)

173
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我應該不需要吧?

174
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他絕對很需要

175
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,400
歐帝斯,你的膚況跟洋蔥一樣

176
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謝謝合作

177
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笑一個

178
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好了

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是嗎?

180
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是

181
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好,開始拍了

182
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要開始了嗎?

183
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,400
對

184
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,120
抱歉,我以為你會說“開麥拉”

185
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,160
拜託喔,爸,麻煩你說“開麥拉”

186
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,920
開麥拉

187
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,680
我是歐帝斯米爾本,我要告訴你

188
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,840
我是最強治療師,別懷疑

189
00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,200
卡!

190
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,080
你在演哪一齣?

191
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,720
我在回敬小歐的影片

192
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,120
小歐活力十足、饒富趣味、神秘莫測

193
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,360
她會饒舌

194
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,600
你則是以上皆非

195
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,200
所以你需要傳遞清楚易懂的訊息

196
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,000
所以我幫你準備了草稿

197
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,880
放輕鬆,正常發揮就好

198
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,200
預備

199
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,440
開麥拉

200
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,360
大家好

201
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,840
我是原版性治療師

202
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,000
之前在摩爾戴高中執業

203
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,320
我富有同情心,為人誠實
而且會努力包君滿意

204
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,600
爛透了,他為什麼看起來那麼錯愕

205
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- 不知道
- 迷途學生...

206
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,680
這行不通,太可笑了

207
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,320
小歐比我擅長這種事

208
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,440
她比較擅長耍酷
大概也是比我優秀的治療師

209
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,080
- 好熱
- 歐帝斯...

210
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,280
聽我說

211
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,720
你知道你很善於和人溝通

212
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,040
你讓人感到自己受人聆聽

213
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,600
好,別管鏡頭,別管草稿

214
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,360
假裝我是病患

215
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,480
你在跟我說我為什麼該聽你的

216
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,920
好嗎?

217
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,760
你好,我是歐帝斯米爾本
我要競選學生諮商師

218
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,480
我自己也有點毛病

219
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,800
舉止尷尬,公開發言也是一團糟

220
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,240
還患有焦慮症

221
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,680
常常不滿意自己的身材

222
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,880
我到16歲才初吻

223
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,400
不擅長自慰跟指交

224
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:12,200
我被喜歡的人踐踏過
也踐踏過喜歡我的人

225
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,960
還經常覺得遭人誤解

226
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:22,640
所以我有毛病
但我認為所有青少年都一樣

227
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也正因為這樣,我們更能溝通

228
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可以嗎?

229
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歡迎各位

230
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你們好嗎?

231
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,280
歡迎各位

232
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,920
你們好嗎?

233
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:48,320
你們今天好嗎?

234
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,200
歡迎參加癢癢寶

235
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,720
一開始就由大家輪流

236
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說出自己和寶寶的名字、寶寶幾歲

237
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,520
以及自己的一個趣聞

238
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,680
我叫珍,她是喬依

239
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,000
她八週大

240
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,560
然後...

241
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,360
趣聞啊

242
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,040
我差點難產而死

243
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,440
事情發生得非常突然

244
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,800
我有那麼一瞬間以為

245
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,440
我可能無法見到寶寶

246
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,880
也無法再見兒子一面

247
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,800
總之非常嚇人

248
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,880
但我們現在沒事了

249
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,360
除了喬依很愛哭以外

250
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:47,440
我有點擔心那可能是因為我的壓力

251
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,080
因為生產、我妹妹搬來一起住

252
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,840
我又回歸職場

253
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,080
另外,我的伴侶離開了

254
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,000
因為

255
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
他不是孩子的爸

256
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,720
抱歉,這實在不太有趣

257
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,640
比較算憂聞吧

258
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,840
珍,歡迎妳

259
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,360
珍,妳好

260
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,560
我是潔莉,這是瑪蘿

261
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,080
她十週大

262
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,040
我喜歡把整片消化餅泡進茶杯

263
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,320
用餅乾當吸管喝茶

264
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先檢查

265
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,040
好

266
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,880
輕輕把左腳從離合器上挪開

267
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,680
左腳,那是右腳

268
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,760
對

269
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,080
很好,可以停車了

270
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,520
- 停車
- 你沒教我怎麼停車

271
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,640
- 拜託喔,亞當
- 你又沒教我怎麼停車

272
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,760
找你學就是錯誤

273
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,840
我有保持耐心的能力,我想變得更好

274
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,000
亞當,你說得對

275
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,160
我沒教你停車

276
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,400
是我的錯,很抱歉對你大聲了

277
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,040
你幹嘛一直道歉?搞得我毛骨悚然

278
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,680
我在上網路課程
叫做《當個更好的人》

279
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,040
對我很有幫助,大概吧

280
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,760
拜託

281
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,760
要再試一次嗎?

282
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,120
歡迎光臨寒舍

283
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,160
你好,你的氣色真棒

284
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,600
- 謝謝,你也是
- 謝謝

285
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,080
當自己家吧

286
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,560
忘記叫你帶泳褲來了

287
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,680
不過你如果想下水,可以借穿我的

288
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,960
下水?

289
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,360
別噴了!

290
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,280
恩人,手舉高

291
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,400
妳最好不要亂來喔

292
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,320
沒人能全身而退,看啊

293
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,120
我去幫你拿泳褲

294
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,640
杯子幫我拿一下

295
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,960
別傻了

296
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,720
- 不會吧
- 就是會

297
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,120
不會吧

298
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,120
妳可以雕塑

299
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,320
也有版畫

300
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,760
但重點是要找到最適合妳的表達方式

301
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,680
好

302
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,280
我大概沒有藝術慧根

303
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,000
妳怎麼決定如何裝飾蛋糕?

304
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,120
不知道,端看我當下的心情吧

305
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,320
那基本上就是藝術

306
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,280
這是一張床嗎?

307
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,280
對

308
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,520
那是崔西艾敏的作品

309
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,120
她有一次憂鬱症發作後
床就是那個樣子

310
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,120
然後她就放到藝廊展出,很屌吧?

311
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,560
這個則是安娜曼蝶塔

312
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,960
她拍了許多自己的照片

313
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,640
很多女藝術家都喜歡用自我寫照

314
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,440
或許是因為別人
沒看到她們的真實樣貌

315
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,000
嗯

316
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,120
你有相機嗎?

317
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,640
(史密戴銀行)

318
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,800
妳有任何固定收入嗎?

319
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:56,240
我主要是從事健康業

320
00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,720
我會靈氣療法,教人反射療法

321
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,480
也賣了一陣子冷壓果汁機

322
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,400
瞭解

323
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,080
最近則是在當保母

324
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,640
我喜歡小寶寶,小寶寶最棒了

325
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,360
好,我們得先進行信用調查

326
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:22,000
我沒有信用分數

327
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,920
我最近才剛從海外回來

328
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,880
哪邊?

329
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,640
我在泰國和馬來西亞待了很久

330
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,760
好酷喔

331
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,120
老實說,去紐西蘭是我的夢想

332
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,400
我很想去《魔戒》場景朝聖

333
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,480
只是...我知道很蠢,但...

334
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,760
“我們想要它

335
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,520
我們需要它”

336
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,280
“我們一定要拿到寶貝”

337
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,880
真的是很...

338
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,200
總之,我說到哪了?抱歉

339
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,000
妳有哪些財產?

340
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,720
沒有,如果是指物質財產的話

341
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,720
好,聽我說

342
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:09,200
很可惜我們今天大概
無法給妳任何貸款,喬安娜

343
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,960
那可以申請信用卡嗎?

344
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,400
絕對不行

345
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,280
不過我想知道的是

346
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,520
我是不是可以

347
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,280
跟妳要電話?

348
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,400
小喬?妳不是要待在家嗎?

349
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,000
銀行封鎖了我的卡

350
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,080
我被該死的簡訊詐欺騙了

351
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,040
是喔

352
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,600
妳要帶我回家嗎?

353
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,440
腰帶漂亮喔

354
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,200
在妳臥房地上找到的

355
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,240
薇薇安,妳朋友來了

356
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,280
謝謝媽

357
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,080
對了,這位是我朋友戴夫

358
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,240
戴夫

359
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,840
你有服用任何處方藥物嗎?

360
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,000
有抗抑鬱藥

361
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,040
你抽菸嗎?

362
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,600
曾經抽過一根

363
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,520
結果聲音沙啞

364
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,360
有家族病史嗎?

365
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,600
血壓問題、心臟病、癌症?

366
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,280
沒有,我媽很健康

367
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,560
我不知道我爸是誰,精子是捐的

368
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,520
好,檢查完了

369
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,440
我的下面還好嗎?

370
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,360
要先做一些血液檢驗

371
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,560
我會轉介你去照超音波

372
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,920
以防萬一

373
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,800
為什麼要問我雙親的事?

374
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:09,160
有些疾病有遺傳性

375
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,960
其實我15歲時
有一個禮拜以為自己是同志

376
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,640
我看了一部克林伊斯威特的電影

377
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,000
他拿槍的畫面在我腦中揮之不去

378
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,560
後來才發現我可能是想當他
而不是想跟他做愛

379
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,280
爸,你上的這個課程讓你變得好怪

380
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,960
我在學校看到你朋友

381
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880
艾瑞克

382
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,240
他說你們已經不是朋友了

383
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,320
我想說你可能會想聊聊

384
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,160
我沒事

385
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,920
雖然確實很不好受

386
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,160
但現在

387
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,320
已經沒有之前痛了

388
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,440
還有,我不是同性戀

389
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,920
我是雙性戀

390
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,000
據說亞歷山大大帝也可能是雙性戀

391
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,080
什麼事?

392
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,520
{\an8}有個學校老師約我吃晚餐

393
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,760
約會嗎?

394
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,600
不是,應該單純是吃晚餐

395
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,360
她傳了媚眼給你,她是在找你約會

396
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,080
你應該要答應

397
00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,880
你媽有對象嗎?

398
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,720
她在上防身課

399
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,760
可能在和教練交往

400
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,800
是認真的嗎?

401
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,120
她好像有不少對象

402
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,280
(吃晚餐可以啊)

403
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,960
這真的很好吃

404
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,760
我想穿這個,不過我想要閃亮亮

405
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,880
看看是誰來了

406
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,040
- 不知道要穿什麼
- 你一定會找到啦

407
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,960
這件呢?我覺得你比我適合

408
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,480
不錯喔

409
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,800
說不定很有感覺喔

410
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
- 要我幫忙嗎?
- 好,謝謝

411
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,680
- 美翻了
- 讚喔

412
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,840
簡直是為你天造地設

413
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840
超棒

414
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,760
我一定要拍張照,擺好姿勢

415
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,400
- 你好美
- 我喜歡

416
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,440
你朋友上傳了競選影片

417
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,800
- 好可愛
- 燕麥餅

418
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,080
你們認識多久了?

419
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,400
我們從小學就是最好的朋友

420
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,400
你們倆差好多

421
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400
對啊

422
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,040
確實差很多

423
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,000
不過他一直都很挺我,但...

424
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,080
我也說不上來

425
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:27,360
有時候我覺得他無法完全懂我

426
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,120
我大概也是因此才沒幾個異性戀朋友

427
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,120
我也是,心太累了

428
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,640
我還覺得異性戀有時候有點愛跟風

429
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,360
羅曼,別這麼苛薄
歐帝斯是艾瑞克的朋友

430
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,080
我只是在附和艾瑞克

431
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,640
有時候真的很難縮小那種差距

432
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,200
氣氛有點沉重

433
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,480
知道我們需要什麼嗎?

434
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,000
我們需要這個

435
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,320
- 嘿,你在做什麼?
- 做功課

436
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,000
- 要吃點心嗎?
- 不用了

437
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,440
謝謝

438
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,640
我等等要敷面膜看電影,有興趣嗎?

439
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,640
不用了,謝謝

440
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,480
好

441
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,840
(翡翠城酷兒之夜,就在勞工夜店)

442
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,440
我什麼都看不到

443
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,560
鏡頭蓋還蓋著

444
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,360
把前面的旋鈕往左旋,就會聚焦

445
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,120
後面的數字是光圈

446
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,040
數字越小,進光就越多

447
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,960
還有自拍定時器能用

448
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,480
對喔,好

449
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,160
- 這是你要放作品集的嗎?
- 對

450
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:11,600
可以看嗎?

451
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,320
看吧

452
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,360
我們小時候很常搬家

453
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,240
你一直都跟哥哥一起住嗎?

454
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,840
對

455
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,680
不過我想快點搬出去自己住

456
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,040
或許可以修個教育學程賺錢

457
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,680
不過我還不知道要怎麼跟他說

458
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,920
我還以為你搞藝術
只是因為你喜歡繪畫

459
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,240
這帶有很深的個人情感

460
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,160
對,大概吧

461
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,640
從小到大需要照護讓我很憤怒

462
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,640
繪畫能幫助我不會感到那麼...

463
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,120
難過

464
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,280
我小時候難過時

465
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,880
就會把我媽的珠寶埋在花園
害她找不到

466
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,840
現在可能還埋在那裡

467
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,000
妳很特立獨行

468
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,960
那是什麼意思?

469
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,760
就是說妳的想法跟別人不一樣

470
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,400
我還以為我只是傻而已

471
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,680
不對,那代表妳有自己的想法

472
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,040
我回來囉

473
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,960
蛋糕還有剩嗎?

474
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,800
很多,都給你吃吧,我得走了

475
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,640
好,該走了

476
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,040
晚安

477
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,520
- 別忘了相機
- 對喔,謝謝

478
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,720
- 再見
- 再見

479
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,680
這個女生有點怪怪的

480
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,360
不擅長自慰跟指交

481
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,760
我被喜歡的人踐踏過...

482
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,320
如果我還是17歲的傻瓜就會投你

483
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,360
謝啦

484
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,240
...經常覺得遭人誤解

485
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,320
已經有40個點閱數了

486
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,760
歐帝斯,40個根本是垃圾

487
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,200
...所有青少年都一樣
也正因為這樣,我們更能溝通

488
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,680
謝謝今天的幫忙,你們真的很棒

489
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,160
不客氣

490
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,000
好喔,我要去準備玉米片了

491
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,920
我們今晚要看《邁阿密第三嬌妻》

492
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,880
妳今晚不是要去找安瓦爾和小莉嗎?

493
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,120
計畫改了

494
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,080
你今晚不是有地方要去嗎?

495
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,040
對啊,我得先問問我要去哪

496
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,560
過來

497
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,240
- 我好愛你們
- 乾杯

498
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,640
天啊,等我一下,不好意思

499
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,360
- 天啊,我好喜歡這樣喔
- 喂?

500
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,840
我要出發了

501
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,880
我要去你家還是到羅曼家會合?

502
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,640
好

503
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,320
要不要在夜店會合?

504
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,080
好,沒問題

505
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,160
- 你確定還想要我去嗎?
- 想啊

506
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160
你還是要來

507
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,880
除非你不想來

508
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,200
他們也打算去夜店
所以我不會是自己一個人

509
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,200
好

510
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,800
我懂,沒關係

511
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,120
我...你們去吧,玩得開心點

512
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,720
下次見,再見

513
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,520
- 你們好棒
- 他媽的

514
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,040
恩人,一起喝吧

515
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,720
好啊,賤貨

516
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,840
你被放生了嗎?

517
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,000
沒有,是我決定不要去的

518
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,920
你絕對是被放生了

519
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,200
艾瑞克和人氣學生當上朋友
就不想要你當跟屁蟲了

520
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,880
這些話也太過分了

521
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160
就連妳也是突破下限

522
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,320
糟糕,你真的生氣了

523
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,160
你想留下來和我跟我爸吃玉米片嗎?

524
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,560
不好吧,露比
我現在算是和梅芙在一起,有點怪

525
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,760
你想表達什麼?

526
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,960
沒什麼

527
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,320
只是妳突然對我非常親切

528
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,560
- 還幫我競選
- 你少臭美了

529
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,160
那我就告訴你,我跟小歐是小學同學

530
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,080
只是她當時叫做莎拉歐文

531
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,200
我從來沒和亨利歌德舌吻

532
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,040
新來的,換妳

533
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,240
妳不會說話嗎?

534
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,360
我從來沒有

535
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,400
在學校宿營時尿床

536
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,360
天啊,不會吧

537
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,200
露比,妳得罰一杯

538
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,160
她把臭尿床單藏在床墊下

539
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,720
- 天啊
- 我早就知道她會尿床

540
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,680
- 所以她才那麼臭
- 丟過來了

541
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,480
- 別鬧了
- 尿床鬼

542
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,040
尿床鬼...

543
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,800
她們把影片傳上網,搞得人盡皆知

544
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,000
露比,那也太慘了

545
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,120
很遺憾

546
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,680
其實沒什麼好丟臉的

547
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,600
被霸凌很容易就會導致夜尿症

548
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,680
拜託,我不需要你現在
對我開啟治療師模式,歐帝斯

549
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,480
我找過專家,症狀都控制好了

550
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,400
想也知道

551
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,440
很高興妳有找人諮商

552
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,320
總之小學就跟地獄一樣

553
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,000
我是有著怪爸媽的怪女生

554
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,560
衣服都是媽媽做的
我還以為已經慘到不能再慘

555
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,760
結果就發生了這件事

556
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,240
我每天都自己在廁所吃午餐

557
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,600
一直到畢業

558
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,440
因為沒人想跟尿床鬼同桌

559
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,240
露比,這對妳不公平

560
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,760
拜託不要用同情的眼神看我

561
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,200
- 我會吐
- 好

562
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,000
我用正常眼神看妳

563
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,360
所以這是為了要報仇

564
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,880
我只是覺得很荒謬

565
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,880
她竟然還敢到處把關愛掛嘴邊

566
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,640
假裝不知道我是誰

567
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,120
小露,我有點頭暈,要先去躺一下

568
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,520
- 好,爸,要我幫忙嗎?
- 不用,我可以

569
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,640
玉米片在烤箱裡

570
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,800
你不能留下來也沒關係

571
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,760
我知道這樣跟梅芙會很尷尬

572
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,240
不會,我想留下來

573
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,040
對啊,我知道很扯

574
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,040
我爸媽很開心

575
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,720
寫作是我從小的心願

576
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,560
我以前還會搞話劇

577
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,960
對

578
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,880
這真的很重要

579
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,080
他人脈很廣
絕對能幫助我錄取華萊士學院

580
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,920
我本來就很有機會
現在大概十拿九穩

581
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,920
我好幸運

582
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,520
我們有同樣的寫作風格...

583
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,400
連鎖律,對啦

584
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,600
我沒辦法心算,但...

585
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,600
用代入法也沒什麼

586
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,320
你有看到用蛛網法證明連鎖律嗎?

587
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200
有,真的很有意思

588
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,480
我該走了,小薇,謝謝妳的零食

589
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,720
- 下次見囉
- 好

590
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,560
- 再見,戴夫
- 再見

591
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,320
剩我們兩個了

592
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,080
我在想我們可以先預習三角學

593
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,920
尤其是餘函數恆等式

594
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,040
妳好聰明

595
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,440
對不起,我知道很尷尬
但我就是想說出來

596
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,760
妳也很美,還愛數學,我也愛數學

597
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,360
根本就是我的夢中情人

598
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,000
對不起,我知道這一時難以反應

599
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,480
但我跟我爸提到妳
他說我應該跟妳告白

600
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,000
- 你跟你爸提到我?
- 我跟他無話不聊

601
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,040
我們感情很好,但他最近身體不好

602
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,600
他中風了,所以說話不太方便

603
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,000
可以吻妳嗎?

604
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,960
好

605
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,200
天啊,好美喔

606
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,560
太棒了,我待會再去找你們

607
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,800
這裡看起來真的太扯了

608
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,560
你一定會喜歡

609
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,560
- 不會吧
- 我著迷了

610
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,920
我著迷了

611
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,160
卡爾?

612
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,960
你要進來嗎?

613
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,240
我本來是想進去
但大概不會有我認識的人

614
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,800
你認識我啊

615
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,280
我會照顧你,好嗎?

616
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,160
- 妳要嗎?
- 謝謝

617
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,480
不太好吧

618
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,680
我明天還得去教會

619
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,560
你不想嗑也沒關係

620
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,000
- 我就不嗑
- 只是我沒嗑過而已

621
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,960
我今晚不嗑,負責保護你們安全

622
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,880
你就隨意吧

623
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,400
我想嗑...

624
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,800
天啊,好

625
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,680
卡爾,握住我的手

626
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,240
- 我什麼時候會有感覺?
- 大概半小時後,看情況

627
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,240
- 好吧
- 可以去跳舞了嗎?

628
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,480
好

629
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,440
(《邁阿密第三嬌妻》)

630
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,880
瑪德琳娜離開丈夫後幸福好多

631
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,480
對啊

632
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,640
她閃閃發亮

633
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,560
妳知道爸15歲時
有一個禮拜以為自己是同志?

634
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,120
不會吧,這我倒不知道

635
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,640
不過我好像也一樣

636
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,480
有個數學課坐我前面的女生

637
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,360
她的脖子好美

638
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,360
學校有個老師約爸出去

639
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,360
他要赴約嗎?

640
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,680
不知道

641
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,920
我...

642
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,160
很高興他向前邁進了

643
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,520
瑪德琳娜剛聲請離婚

644
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,240
她還去挑染,這引起了很多爭議

645
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,960
要是大家發現小歐對妳做的事

646
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,240
一定不會投給她

647
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,280
不准說出去

648
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,240
妳不是想贏嗎?

649
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,400
不能靠這招贏

650
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,640
我已經改頭換面了

651
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,680
對啊,發生了什麼事?

652
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,600
什麼事都沒發生

653
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,760
只是學會如何保護自己
加上不讓我媽幫我穿衣服

654
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,640
(梅芙威利)

655
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,160
你和梅芙發生什麼事?

656
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,080
沒什麼

657
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,760
她在那邊做著各種新鮮事

658
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,560
認識各種新面孔

659
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,840
我有時候會覺得自己被拋下了

660
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,320
那我跟你說件事聊表安慰

661
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,400
我今晚其實沒有要去找安瓦爾和小莉

662
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,880
他們交了一大堆新朋友

663
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,800
沒時間跟我見面

664
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,960
我們一起消磨時間真好

665
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,520
別說了,歐帝斯,影集都不好看了

666
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,760
進來

667
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,240
- 你好
- 梅芙

668
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,720
找我有什麼事嗎?

669
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,640
是

670
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,520
不知道你看過我的新章了沒?

671
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,640
看過了

672
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,360
太棒了,你覺得怎麼樣?

673
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,040
有點像肥皂劇

674
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,160
我懂妳的意圖

675
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,000
就是部維多利亞小說
背景設定在現代拖車園區

676
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,280
但架構不夠成熟

677
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,320
角色也不完全寫實

678
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,800
瞭解

679
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,360
我以為我已採納了你的意見

680
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,200
下筆帶有更多個人色彩

681
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,920
(爛名字,要改掉)

682
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,160
艾倫寫的又有哪裡不同?

683
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,080
她剛跟我們說她拿到實習機會了

684
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,960
我覺得她展現了極大潛力

685
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,800
幹嘛這樣問?妳不同意我的選擇嗎?

686
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,840
難道妳覺得自己比較有資格嗎?

687
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,920
不是,我只是...

688
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,800
我想知道能怎麼改進,取得進展

689
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,440
讀完這篇和妳的勃朗特姊妹文後

690
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,200
我想妳可能沒有當作家的才能

691
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,080
我們這裡的標準非常高

692
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,840
我在第一堂課就說過

693
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,200
寫作是一門非常艱辛的行業

694
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,720
所以我不希望害妳抱持太高期望

695
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,280
瞭解

696
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,680
謝謝你抽空閱讀

697
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920
- 梅芙
- 什麼事?

698
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,840
櫃台在找妳

699
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,280
有人從英國打電話過來

700
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,600
好像是妳哥

701
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,240
好,謝謝

702
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,080
美喔,寶貝

703
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,520
妳好美

704
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,840
加油...

705
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,600
- 好耶,賤貨
- 寶貝,要打給我喔

706
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,480
- 你玩得開心嗎?
- 開心

707
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,520
天啊,羅曼,我愛你

708
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,640
我也愛你

709
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,760
超愛你

710
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,720
那個男的幹嘛盯著我們?

711
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,880
我們沒穿衣服嗎?

712
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,400
我認識他

713
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,360
他跟我同教會

714
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,480
教會帥哥,他走過來了

715
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,240
糟糕,他會發現我嗑藥

716
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,960
然後就會告訴牧師
上帝就會知道我嗑藥了

717
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,080
他來了

718
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,840
我有穿衣服喔

719
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,960
我看得出來

720
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,920
好

721
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,520
我先走了

722
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,880
要喝嗎?

723
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,600
好

724
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,760
天啊

725
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,920
我喜歡妳的項鍊

726
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,320
謝啦,我是牡羊座

727
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,240
我猜猜,你也是牡羊座?

728
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,320
妳是怎麼猜到的?

729
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,200
這是我的專長

730
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,400
牡羊座彼此合適嗎?

731
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,120
吵得很兇,但和好炮超爽

732
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,400
我不太懂星座,我媽會看,但我...

733
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,720
不好意思,我必須讀你的唇語

734
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,040
這裡好暗

735
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,680
我還以為妳想親我

736
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,760
寶貝

737
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,240
妳好美喔

738
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,400
要跟我去吧檯嗎?

739
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,000
你見過我的伴侶PK嗎?

740
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,480
我覺得很熱,要去透透氣

741
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,200
再見

742
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,280
你明天去教堂大概會很難受

743
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,080
我可能不會去了

744
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,360
為什麼?

745
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,600
山謬牧師

746
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,680
他說我得繼續當深櫃

747
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,920
一點都不意外

748
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,200
你有想過要不屌這些事嗎?

749
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,120
再也不去教會?

750
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,640
有時候

751
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,440
但他們是我的社群

752
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,600
我的家人

753
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:40,960
是...

754
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,000
我的心

755
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,320
無法切割

756
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,320
可以快點嗎?有人真的需要拉屎

757
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:05,960
你還好嗎?

758
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,360
我注意到你做了平胸手術

759
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,800
不好意思,我有點太過興奮

760
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,400
只是我沒認識幾個跨性別的人

761
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,760
我也想動手術,但不知道會怎麼樣

762
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,720
對了,你的手術成果很棒

763
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,600
謝啦

764
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,120
我是去年做的

765
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,000
老實說,這是我所做過最棒的決定

766
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,880
終於有做自己的感覺

767
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,160
我一直在排隊等性別認同門診

768
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,840
都快等三年了

769
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,920
我也不知道,希望就快了

770
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,640
我找密醫拿睪固酮,因為我等不及了

771
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,920
現在的情況很糟

772
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,560
有人等五年才等到第一次門診

773
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,800
可能還要再等幾年才能動手術

774
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,520
我很幸運,我找了私人管道

775
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,400
寶貝,你一定要進來
他們在放我們的主題曲

776
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:05,800
要來和我們跳舞嗎?

777
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,360
好啊

778
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,000
抱歉,我不知道我怎麼會睡著

779
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,960
沒事,我也不知道怎麼會這樣

780
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,960
真的很不好意思

781
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,520
抱歉

782
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,280
歐帝斯,別想太多

783
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:02,800
我們只是睡著了

784
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,120
對

785
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,320
我手機沒電了

786
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,480
我媽一定會很擔心,那我...

787
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,600
在這裡充電,我再載你回家?

788
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,840
我最好還是先走吧

789
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,320
我們約明早一起想接下來的策略

790
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,800
你應該要跟梅芙談談

791
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,720
讓她知道你覺得被拋下了

792
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,680
我知道

793
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,680
謝謝妳所做的一切

794
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,120
我們要去教堂了

795
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,840
希望你可以一起去

796
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,200
我今天不去了,媽

797
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,320
可是禮拜做完後要一起吃午餐

798
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,120
歐尼阿姨做了帕帕

799
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,480
我確實很愛歐尼阿姨做的帕帕

800
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,880
但我今天真的很累,媽,對不起

801
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,440
(以撒:昨天很開心)

802
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,600
媽,我回來了

803
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,160
寶貝兒子,玩得開心嗎?

804
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,880
我沒去

805
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,560
我得幫手機充電

806
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,080
他媽的

807
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,680
他媽的爛布破布,媽的

808
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:28,080
(未接來電:梅芙)

809
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,560
- 喂?
- 對不起,我的手機沒電了

810
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,680
梅芙,真的很抱歉跟妳吵架
我還說了一些蠢話

811
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,240
我應該要更支持妳才對
妳說得對,是我...

812
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:47,840
歐帝斯,不重要了,我正要去機場

813
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,600
我媽進醫院了,她嗑藥過度

814
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,920
情況很嚴重

815
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,240
- 什麼?
- 我要回家了

816
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,840
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