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行不行啊?

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(潤滑液)

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媽的

4
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好

5
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不錯喔

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糟糕

7
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媽的...

8
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他媽的

9
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救命啊

10
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痛死了

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他媽的

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媽,怎麼了?

13
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走開,你過來幹嘛?

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妳拿我的辣油做什麼?

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媽的,還是好痛

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媽的

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他媽的

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《性愛自修室》

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胡椒

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番茄醬?

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我問你們喔,雞蛋是雞的月經吧?

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早

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我要帶艾西去上學

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你們要去學校嗎?已經三天了

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除非你們的爸媽沒意見
不然可能還是得去上學

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我媽是有在問啦,但我這種叛逆分子

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我才不管,我不怕

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我可以再休息一天,沒關係

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- 對啊
- 不用...

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我今天要跟西恩去殯儀館

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所以你們應該要回學校

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好,我其實很害怕

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我去換衣服

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好

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謝謝妳做早餐

36
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你晚點想找點事做嗎?

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我們兩個一起出去

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好,我先問清楚

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因為我曾會錯意,妳是指要約會嗎?

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對,就是約會

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妳確定嗎?

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畢竟考量到現在的狀況

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我確定

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我覺得可以幫助我別想太多

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- 對吧?
- 好,那我們就去約會

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一定會很好玩

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好,太棒了

48
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(艾瑞克:梅芙還好嗎?)

49
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(她還沒哭過)

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謝謝妳讓我陪妳走來學校

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還有,祝妳考試順利

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這麼快就一起上學啦?

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越來越認真囉

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閉嘴啦

55
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不過真的是耶

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他今晚要帶我去瑪莎街影城

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這禮拜要連播老電影

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你還好嗎?

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我很擔心你

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我沒事

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我盡量不要去想,而且我決定了

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我要找出那個捐精人

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這個決定很重大

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對啊

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我媽都不提捐精的事,一次都沒有

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她們小時候做了一本書給我

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但除此之外就沒提過別的

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但我想知道啊,例如我是哪裡人

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你要告訴你媽你打算這麼做嗎?

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遲早會吧

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傑克森,你一定要告訴她們

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我會啦

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我有個想法

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妳想拒絕也完全沒關係

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說來聽聽

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好,記得那天我們去慈善廚房嗎?

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- 記得
- 我那時當然是不該出現在那

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但我覺得我是被引導過去的

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說來很蠢,真的很蠢

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不會啦,我懂,繼續說

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我後來發現廚房的贊助要斷了

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總覺得好像冥冥之中自有安排

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我想說能不能用募資活動贊助

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可能要費點功夫說服羅曼

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嗯

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但酷兒對教會釋出善意?

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感覺有種“我們是同志耶穌”的意涵

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- 我們絕對是同志耶穌
- 我們是同志耶穌

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奉父、子、聖靈的名

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太神啦

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- 我喜歡,就這麼辦
- 可以嗎?

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- 天啊
- 絕對可以,對我們大有好處

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謝謝妳,艾比,謝謝
這對我媽來說非常重要

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我就讓你們先聊聊吧,下次見

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好

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(票投小歐)

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歐帝斯

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我一直想為那晚夜店的事道歉

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因為我讓你很尷尬,也很不應該

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我覺得很不好意思...

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沒關係,真的沒關係

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反正去了大概也不適合我

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但我得告訴你那晚發生的一件事

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讓我非常介意

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總之就是

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我和露比一起睡著,但什麼都沒發生

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但我們整晚都在一起
還在同一張床上醒來

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天啊

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你有跟梅芙說嗎?

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沒有

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我們當時還在冷戰

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我知道那不代表什麼,但我得告訴她

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但她媽又在這時候過世了

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現在這個時機爛得可以

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拖得越久,就會越覺得是在隱瞞

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- 對啊
- 嗯

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夜店好玩嗎?

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{\an8}超好玩...

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{\an8}(性學明星小歐)

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{\an8}...我認識了一個超級帥哥

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- 跟我同教會
- 她不過只上了一次節目而已

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歐帝斯,你回來啦

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我還在擔心辯論對象跑了

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對了,我好愛跟你媽聊天

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她說了好多你的事

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我忘記要辯論了

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糟糕

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我得走了

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很高興和你聊天

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還真關心我的生活喔

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露比

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小歐自稱“性學明星”,完全是在扯謊

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這樣可以嗎?

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不對,那叫“編造事實”,歐帝斯

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我之前都沒時間為辯論做準備

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妳該不會有幫我準備重點吧?

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沒有,我幹嘛幫你準備?

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因為妳是我的競選主任

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我本來確實是你的競選主任

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但你不回我簡訊,又搞失蹤三天

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所以你只能自求多福了

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妳說得對,我很不應該,對不起

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拜託別走,我應該要傳訊給妳

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只是梅芙的母親剛過世

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我忙得亂七八糟

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要是沒有妳,我在這場選舉就是廢物

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拜託嘛

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梅芙媽媽的事很遺憾

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謝謝

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好,你沒多少時間準備

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傳達使命必須簡潔,別東拉西扯

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- 我哪會東拉西扯
- 你就是會,歐帝斯

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性學!

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- 性學!
- 有挖到她的醜聞嗎?

155
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沒有,這所學校的人都溫良恭儉讓

156
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實在令人作嘔

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我等等再找妳

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露比

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我們有情報要給妳

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跟小歐有關

161
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做事啊,這個破銅爛鐵

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電梯又故障了,我已經找人來修了

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太好了,什麼時候會來?

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希望是明天,不過上次等了三天

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那我現在要怎麼去上課?

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我也不知道

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有點難處理,我說不定可以背你

168
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是喔?真的假的?

169
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背我和輪椅爬兩層樓

170
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我摔斷過脖子,不太想再斷一次
不過還是謝囉

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我可以在樓下幫你準備一間教室

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(以撒:能幫我把畫布拿到樓下嗎?
電梯又故障了)

173
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我可以把以撒的東西拿下去嗎?

174
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他說電梯又壞了

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當然可以

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這所爛學校

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- 妳好
- 你好

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- 謝謝
- 不客氣

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梅芙還好嗎?

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天啊,我好擔心她

181
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- 真是太不幸了
- 對啊

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她媽媽是個複雜的人,但...

183
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我真的很喜歡她

184
00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,520
照片拍得如何?

185
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- 好像還不錯
- 真的嗎?

186
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- 真的
- 那就好

187
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- 要怎麼把照片弄出來?
- 我們需要用到暗房

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算妳好運,剛好就在一樓

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(媽)

190
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妳覺得如何?

191
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- 醜死了
- 嗯

192
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也就是說媽會喜歡

193
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你覺得這個要多少錢?

194
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西恩?

195
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- 嚇!
- 他媽的,一點都不好笑

196
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一定要先試過再買啊

197
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,360
這具不錯,很舒適

198
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成熟點吧

199
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,760
請節哀順變

200
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,680
謝謝

201
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,360
西恩,快出來

202
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,600
你好,幸會

203
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,600
有什麼我能效勞的嗎?

204
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,160
我們沒有經驗

205
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200
這種事要怎麼進行?

206
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,400
令堂有留下任何指示嗎?

207
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,320
沒有,她不是會事先計畫的人

208
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,640
知道她想要土葬還是火化嗎?

209
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,840
- 土葬
- 火化

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火化,她說過不希望前任去掃墓

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我不喜歡她被火燒

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我不喜歡她被埋在地下

213
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,800
她有幽閉恐懼症

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你們可以慢慢考慮,這邊請

215
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,400
估計會有多少人到場?

216
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,440
一個都沒有

217
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媽沒朋友,大家不喜歡她

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才不是,她有朋友

219
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真的假的?

220
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說一個來聽聽

221
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沒錯,總之,這對我們是好事

222
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沒人到場的話
葬禮辦得再爛也沒差吧?

223
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,120
拜託喔,西恩

224
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那就辦至親喪禮

225
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,880
對,至親喪禮,你真懂話術

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00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,160
我就不打擾你們討論了

227
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,080
這些是我們的套裝服務

228
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,800
- 好
- 謝謝

229
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,360
他媽的

230
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,200
看來是要火化,對吧?

231
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,000
好

232
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,680
我得接電話

233
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,720
- 馬上回來
- 西恩

234
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,720
喂?是

235
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,040
她很常哭,我常常都無法安撫她

236
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,160
而且餵飽後會發出咕嚕聲

237
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,200
有時候排便還會像噴泉一樣

238
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,840
不知道跟她是早產兒有沒有關係

239
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,360
應該沒有

240
00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,440
喬依是健康寶寶

241
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,120
- 真的嗎?
- 好了

242
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,200
真是鬆了口氣

243
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,960
我都不知道自己有多焦慮

244
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,840
那妳的心情怎麼樣?

245
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,160
我很好,只是有點累

246
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,600
妳的心情才不好

247
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,360
她常常在哭

248
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,800
壓力大、健忘,而且還有夠敏感

249
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,560
妳一點都不好,不好意思

250
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,600
我可以跟珍私下談談嗎?

251
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,520
- 我是她妹,沒關係
- 小喬

252
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,200
好啦

253
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,360
好

254
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,880
生產後有點憂鬱很正常

255
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,480
但經常感到焦慮和低落並不正常

256
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,240
我從妳的病歷可以看到

257
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,640
妳曾患有憂鬱症

258
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,200
是,那是十年前的事

259
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,440
我之所以提起
是因為曾患有心理疾病的生母

260
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,160
更容易得到產後憂鬱症

261
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,160
是

262
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,840
妳會考慮服藥嗎?

263
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,160
不了,謝謝,但...

264
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,840
我知道我的賀爾蒙失調得亂七八糟

265
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,600
這是正常的事

266
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,720
我以前有憂鬱症時
也沒靠藥物就康復了

267
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,240
我希望再努力一次

268
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,200
好,我們會保持關注

269
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:15,920
謝謝

270
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,000
(丹:今晚要看電影嗎?)

271
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(好啊)

272
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,960
謝謝妳喔,她想開藥給我吃

273
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,920
很好啊,感覺妳就需要服藥

274
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,640
妳幹嘛反應這麼大?

275
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,040
因為妳讓我很丟臉,不然咧?

276
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,760
因為我瞭解自己的腦袋

277
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,960
我沒事

278
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,480
總之,我得去電台了
妳可以帶她回去嗎?

279
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,800
不行,我沒辦法帶她回去

280
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,040
而且不准妳隨便對我大小聲

281
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,760
妳明明就說今天沒事幹

282
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,120
計畫有變

283
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,520
我要去第二次約會,我得幫妹妹除毛

284
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,400
妳什麼時候去第一次約會了?

285
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,200
而且那裡不叫妹妹,是外陰

286
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,320
說得沒錯

287
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,600
想參加學生諮商師辯論的同學

288
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,200
請往中庭移動

289
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:13,000
歐帝斯,我有能讓小歐很難看的情報

290
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,200
我覺得自己好像巫師

291
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,000
天靈靈,地靈靈

292
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,760
好像不錯耶

293
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,840
非常好

294
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,880
你怎麼會想要畫寄養家庭?

295
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,000
我住過九個不同家庭

296
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,200
每次我們才剛安頓
就會被移到下一個家庭

297
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:48,960
有個家庭真的想收養我哥跟我

298
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,000
但後來沒成功

299
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,480
整個體制都有問題,這讓我很憤怒

300
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,480
所以我就用繪畫呈現

301
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,360
我還是不知道要用我的照片表達什麼

302
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,120
- 艾咪
- 什麼事?

303
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,560
妳總是說個不停

304
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,120
- 什麼?
- 所以妳絕對有很多想法要表達

305
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,680
別再低估妳自己了,我是這麼認為

306
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,680
謝謝

307
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,840
艾咪,我...

308
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,160
拜託別再說了
因為我可能知道你要說什麼

309
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,040
我好像喜歡妳

310
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,520
我好像也喜歡你

311
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,480
糟糕

312
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480
- 這真的很糟糕
- 我們該怎麼辦?

313
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,120
我得告訴梅芙

314
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,520
(摩爾戴葬儀社)

315
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:55,920
妳好了嗎?

316
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,680
好了,剛才那是誰?

317
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,280
- 他想借火,但我沒有
- 是嗎?

318
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,760
對,妳幹嘛啊?

319
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,200
- 放開你的包包
- 不要,妳才放開,我又沒幹壞事

320
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,160
- 你又開始販毒了?
- 沒有,我沒販毒

321
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,760
- 你在吸毒?
- 我絕對沒吸毒

322
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,520
- 你他媽騙我
- 別煩啦,我沒有

323
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,840
- 就說沒有了
- 手臂伸出來

324
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,520
媽的,梅芙,好了啦,冷靜點

325
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,320
我可能有吸一點
但也沒什麼,我很快就會戒了

326
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,240
西恩,你這個死白癡

327
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,600
妳少自己為是了,梅芙

328
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,560
去你的,西恩

329
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,960
妳雖然比我聰明
但我們是從同一個狗窩出生的

330
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,560
(凱文迪許學院)

331
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,920
各位同學大家好

332
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,000
你們好嗎?

333
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,400
小歐來了

334
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,440
聽好了,你不久後就得決定

335
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,000
需要哪個治療師,選舉時間到

336
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,160
不用丟臉、指指點點、不玩手段

337
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,080
只要在我的名字旁打勾就好

338
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,280
我會提供免費又慎重的建議

339
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,840
深入探討你的心,幫助你搞清楚

340
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,000
你為什麼還受到前任控制?

341
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,280
性生活為什麼會有點枯燥?

342
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,080
可以盡量簡短嗎?

343
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,640
我還得去園藝書社

344
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,720
請進行開場陳述

345
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,760
- 謝謝校長...
- 大家好,我是小歐

346
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,720
只要投給我

347
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,160
我保證會延續目前的努力

348
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,920
帶著開放又正直的心服務各位

349
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,160
- 謝謝
- 謝謝

350
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,920
我是歐帝斯米爾本

351
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,600
你們應該要投我

352
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:39,080
因為在校園開門診是我原創的

353
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,520
因為我相信每一位學生都應該得到

354
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,160
對於性愛還有身體
不帶偏頗的資訊和諮詢

355
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,440
我好像應該要問問題

356
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,640
我有問題要問歐帝斯

357
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,440
這個男人是誰?

358
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,800
那是我爸

359
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,760
沒錯

360
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,040
這是歐帝斯的父親雷米米爾本

361
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:07,360
他的著作在某些男權團體很流行

362
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,560
如果可以的話,我想為各位朗讀

363
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,120
他新書裡的一段節文

364
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,440
- 可以這樣嗎?
- 可以

365
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,680
- 我要念了
- 對,可以

366
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,640
“為了吸引女人,現代男人變得...”

367
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,840
沒關係

368
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,320
“...無法行使自己的天生大權”

369
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,640
這好像沒什麼關聯性

370
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,320
謝謝,歐帝斯
可以的話,我想繼續念完,謝謝

371
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,440
“被迫成為服從角色

372
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,400
這不只閹割了男子氣概

373
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,560
還創造了不和諧的社會”

374
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,120
謝囉,雷米米爾本

375
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,760
歐帝斯米爾本

376
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,680
你同意男人對女人握有天生大權嗎?

377
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,520
當然不同意

378
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,520
我爸寫那些東西只是為了賣書賺錢

379
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,040
我不是他,也不同意他的說法

380
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,400
- 這倒有意思
- 是嗎?

381
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,360
是,因為我認為你的行為

382
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,000
尤其是針對我,帶有性別歧視意味

383
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,200
這就太可笑了

384
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,920
我覺得妳把我家人扯進來才不恰當

385
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,680
我不同意,大家應該要知道

386
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
他們是在聽哪種人的建議

387
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,960
我同意,所以我有個問題要問妳

388
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,440
- 我還沒說完
- 等一下

389
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,960
- 我還有幾點要說
- 這不是辯論嗎?

390
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,360
歐帝斯,請繼續

391
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,600
謝謝校長

392
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,200
妳會給遭到冷處理的人什麼建議?

393
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,840
歐帝斯,你可能要說得詳細一點

394
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,880
沒問題

395
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,880
PK,小歐在上學期真的冷處理妳嗎?

396
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,920
對,是真的

397
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,560
而且不是只有妳被玩弄、棄之不顧

398
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,520
- 還有其他人
- 妳也那樣對我

399
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,920
我想找妳溝通,但妳都無視我

400
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,360
- 我...
- 感覺糟透了

401
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,400
妳踐踏我的心

402
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,920
誰可以去關心她一下嗎?

403
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:01,400
我可不想要這種
漠視他人心情的諮商師

404
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,480
好

405
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,440
我這些過去的行為被指責確實活該

406
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,280
我斷絕了好幾段感情

407
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,640
都沒有好好溝通
這並不是我會容忍的事

408
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,720
我認為讓人懸著一顆心是不對的

409
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,040
我那麼做真的很混蛋,這我承認

410
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,680
然而,我的這些行為並不是憑空發生

411
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,960
我自己其實最近也在面對一些難關

412
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:49,320
我本來是打算準備好了才說出來

413
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:54,080
不過你讓我別無選擇,歐帝斯

414
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,040
好

415
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,800
天啊

416
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,960
我是無性戀

417
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,520
我真的很享受
被我冷處理的人的友誼,真的

418
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,360
但每當要進入更親密的階段時

419
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,720
我就會不知所措,渾身不自在

420
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,480
不知道該怎麼面對

421
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,520
不知道怎麼說出那種感覺

422
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,040
所以我就懦弱地逃跑了

423
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,720
我為此十分懊悔

424
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:31,240
但我跟某些人不一樣
我一向勇於接受實在的批評

425
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,960
真心希望你們能相信我

426
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,040
我一直在努力改進

427
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:42,400
努力接受自己,為自己的認同自豪

428
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,040
謝謝

429
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,560
你真的很糟糕

430
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,240
這是什麼狀況

431
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,960
她好像贏了,你也被抵制了

432
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,280
嗯

433
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,480
- 請進
- 抱歉,我又得帶喬依來了

434
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,560
別在意,要喝杯茶嗎?

435
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,440
不是啦,我沒失禁,我是在冰敷

436
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,520
我把兒子自製的辣油抹在外陰上

437
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,320
我的陰蒂可能灼傷了

438
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,240
真慘

439
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,960
- 妳應該不會介意我分享私事吧?
- 不會

440
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,760
- 茶,謝謝
- 對,沒問題

441
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,880
- 我去洗手
- 好

442
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,960
請用

443
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,120
就是那瓶辣醬嗎?

444
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,120
妳真幽默

445
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,840
那是更年期用的

446
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,360
妳進入更年期多久了?

447
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,000
大概幾年了吧,我沒經過正式診斷

448
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,760
只是那些潮熱症狀

449
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,320
還有乾巴巴的陰道都表示得很清楚

450
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,680
其實妳沒必要受苦

451
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,000
只要找醫生,就有很多治療方法

452
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,200
我很忙,一直在工作,我是工作狂

453
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,440
我前妻是這麼想的
但我大多都在這裡玩恐龍

454
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,680
但我好像也還好

455
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,720
又不是說生病了還怎樣

456
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,640
只是不太舒服

457
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,280
尤其是今天

458
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,960
所以妳通常都心情不錯?
沒有情緒波動?

459
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,920
妳他媽這麼問是什麼意思?

460
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,920
這個嘛,有些...

461
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,800
開玩笑的啦,對不起

462
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,720
- 還太敏感
- 好

463
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,520
我兒子一直跟我說
我比平常容易激動,但...

464
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,760
有時候親人比我們自己看得更清楚

465
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,560
老實說

466
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,440
我可能是感到很丟臉

467
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,200
有很多女性不會尋求幫助

468
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,440
但那是因為這個問題...

469
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:08,440
更年期在社會上還是被嚴重汙名化

470
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,200
有夠他媽的荒謬

471
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,640
但就算妳不去尋求治療

472
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,720
光是打電話
或許就能讓妳覺得更有掌控

473
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,560
而且妳沒必要覺得丟臉

474
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,880
- 是嗎?
- 是

475
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,320
這才是我雇用的珍

476
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,160
終於又見面了,在線上多表現一點

477
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,400
不得不說,我在上次節目後
確實感到好一點了

478
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,160
說到這件事嘛

479
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:38,720
泰瑞要我雇用小歐
做妳的長期副主持人

480
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,320
他覺得找來兩名性治療師

481
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,320
一位年輕人

482
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,880
一位老...前輩

483
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,080
正是我們在尋找的切入點

484
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,760
妳覺得如何?

485
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,320
我有選擇嗎?

486
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,000
這個嘛

487
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,320
沒有

488
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,760
那就是了

489
00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:01,000
我真的很愛我姊,但她真的太緊繃了

490
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,280
她從小就是那樣

491
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,880
一定要掌控一切,不懂怎麼享樂

492
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,800
我老公葛雷也一樣

493
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,600
他真的很殺風景
我有時候跟他吃飯就會想

494
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,320
“拜託喔,葛雷,你好沉悶

495
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,800
你做的每件事都讓我難過

496
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,400
就連你吃雞的樣子都會”

497
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,120
他媽的痛死了

498
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,760
請記得我不是葛雷好嗎?

499
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,840
對不起,不過妳要做好準備
因為接下來還有得受

500
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,120
他媽的

501
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,560
別亂抓

502
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,200
抱歉,刷不過,妳有別張卡嗎?

503
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,200
沒有

504
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,760
等我一下

505
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,720
妳好

506
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,680
龜龜,妳好

507
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,920
我的信用卡刷不過

508
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,640
好像被銀行封鎖了

509
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,440
妳可以用手機幫我付除毛的錢嗎?

510
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,880
銀行不是之前就封鎖了嗎?

511
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,320
我會再還妳錢

512
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,400
可以麻煩妳跟她說嗎?謝謝

513
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:03,760
她會...

514
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,440
喂?全面除毛,包含前後

515
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,400
你好嗎?

516
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,880
我們彼此熟悉一下吧,好嗎?

517
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,080
抱歉,我剛才在打掃,我不是...

518
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,000
話說,你為什麼離開學校?

519
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,360
因為我不太擅長讀書

520
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,760
我也是,我有閱讀障礙,那可沒幫助

521
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,760
幸好我爸讓我在這裡工作

522
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,120
他大概是發現逼我也沒用

523
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,840
我看到你爸來接你上駕訓課

524
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,320
他一定也很支持你吧?

525
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,280
不盡然,我一向都讓他有點丟臉

526
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,760
什麼意思?

527
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,080
他以前是我學校的校長

528
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,640
但我就是讀不好

529
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,800
我越努力,成績就越差

530
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,840
他以前常罵我

531
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,720
聽起來是個惡霸

532
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,960
對,有點嚇人

533
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,640
不過他現在好像在努力...我也說不清

534
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,560
努力想當個正常父親,大概吧

535
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,320
可以給你看個東西嗎?

536
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,080
不要往奇怪的方面想

537
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,160
那個先放下

538
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,480
我覺得馬可以幫助治癒任何問題

539
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,920
- 所以請你信任我
- 好

540
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,160
放輕鬆,把手放在牠的肚子上

541
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,520
手放在這

542
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,440
對,就是這樣

543
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,840
- 靠上去
- 好

544
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,640
感受牠的心跳

545
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,320
感受到了嗎?

546
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:10,800
你說說這樣有沒有讓一切都平靜下來

547
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,400
和馬擁抱感覺有點怪,不過

548
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,800
確實很平靜

549
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,080
糟糕,我還有課要教

550
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,120
好,再見

551
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,400
你該過來見習才對

552
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,640
- 大家好
- 小潔老師

553
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,240
(亞當:今晚還要看
《第三嬌妻》嗎?)

554
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,200
(當然要)

555
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,800
麥克,我好內疚

556
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,840
感覺好像我們背著亞當亂搞

557
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,640
我覺得我們應該要復合

558
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,200
不行

559
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,440
亞當會傷心欲絕

560
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,200
可是我已經改過自新了

561
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,920
麥可

562
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,320
你只是教了他幾堂駕訓課

563
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,560
要贏得他的信任是需要時間的

564
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,000
好

565
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,440
{\an8}(露比:看過留言了嗎?)

566
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,280
{\an8}(原版學生性治療師)

567
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,200
(歐帝斯=仇女仔)

568
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,720
(他有男權主義者的氣息)

569
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,200
好,要上了

570
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,720
兒子,你回來啦

571
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,280
對,我要出去

572
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,720
你要去哪?我已經三天沒見過你了

573
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,120
我要去找梅芙

574
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,040
你幹嘛這麼冷淡?

575
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,960
因為妳找我的競爭對手上節目

576
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,160
什麼?誰?

577
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,760
小歐?我根本不知道你們認識

578
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,640
我說過另一個校園治療師,就是她

579
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,120
現在她到處宣傳自己是性學明星

580
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,400
她確實可以算是性學明星

581
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,920
電台雇用她當我的副主持人

582
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,960
歐帝斯,你不能想來就來,想走就走

583
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,680
你還是住在我的房子裡

584
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,680
而且我想繼續把話說完

585
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,200
妳幹嘛突然擺出家長的架子?

586
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:49,200
- 什麼?
- 喬依出生後,妳半點都不關心我

587
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,800
我知道妳很辛苦
也知道生小孩是大事

588
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,080
但妳把我當大人看待
我卻還是需要母親

589
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,720
我要遲到了

590
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,320
是,我想跟米勒醫生預約

591
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,960
請進

592
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,240
妳要去哪?

593
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,080
我要跟歐帝斯去約會
這是我們初次約會

594
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,160
妳好美喔

595
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,920
今天還好嗎?

596
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,520
不太好

597
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,560
我發現我們喪禮沒人能邀請

598
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,240
我還是希望能有個正式告別式
所以我得想辦法

599
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,360
那當然

600
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,120
總之無所謂,那妳今天好嗎?

601
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,880
還不錯

602
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,160
- 妳有空坐一下嗎?抱歉
- 好

603
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,280
記得妳說我和以撒會合得來嗎?

604
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,200
記得

605
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,800
我們一起上美術課,成了朋友

606
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,280
- 我知道
- 嗯

607
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,120
真的很難說出口

608
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,600
怎麼了?艾咪

609
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,960
我們可能已經不只是朋友間的喜歡

610
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,920
不好意思

611
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,680
妳說什麼?

612
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,240
等等,妳為什麼在笑?

613
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,480
我沒有,我是...

614
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,160
- 今天真的好詭異
- 我很抱歉

615
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,800
我沒料到妳是要說這些

616
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,000
妳是真的喜歡以撒?

617
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,320
對,他雖然脾氣不好

618
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,240
又有點沒禮貌,但他懂我

619
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,560
和他在一起讓我發現
我其實還挺聰明的

620
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,040
艾咪,妳確實很聰明

621
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,480
- 但我以為妳想要單身
- 我知道

622
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,880
真的很爛,我是爛人,我是爛朋友

623
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,160
- 妳不爛,艾咪,妳不爛
- 我真的很爛

624
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,160
妳覺得怎麼樣?

625
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,880
我現在沒辦法想這些事,對不起

626
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,960
- 瞭解,我先走了
- 我們下次再談

627
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,120
好,這個時機爛得可以

628
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,960
真的很抱歉

629
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,840
沒關係,下次見

630
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,120
- 祝妳約會開心
- 謝謝

631
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,080
- 我愛妳
- 愛妳

632
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,920
- 別跟我說
- 我太忙了

633
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,240
- 可是我的預約比妳多
- 被妳逮到了

634
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,440
上學順利嗎?

635
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,040
還不錯

636
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,560
我有話要說
我要妳們別急著反駁,好嗎?

637
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,320
我想找出我的捐精人是誰

638
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,000
為何突然想找?

639
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,800
我一向都有疑問

640
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800
是...

641
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,680
哪種疑問?

642
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,680
很多方面

643
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,440
例如我是誰

644
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,600
你知道你是誰,傑克森

645
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,280
- 我說過別急著反駁,媽
- 是

646
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,160
還有什麼?

647
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,000
他們家族有癌症病史嗎?

648
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,600
還有他們的遺傳疾病

649
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,720
我很焦慮,總覺得我是天生就帶病

650
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,880
但不是遺傳到妳們

651
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,480
你媽和我會考慮一下

652
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,080
什麼?

653
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,480
這應該不是由妳決定吧,媽

654
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,240
你現在有很多事要煩惱

655
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,360
要等醫生的檢驗報告

656
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,960
- 沒錯
- 普通教育高級程度考就要到了

657
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:02,880
現在不是時候

658
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,360
就知道跟妳們說這個沒意義

659
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,400
我就說這種事終究會發生

660
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,680
我還沒

661
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,760
準備好

662
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,720
(西恩)

663
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,760
請問需要什麼?

664
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,720
可以給我那袋糖果嗎?

665
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,840
白色的

666
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,960
好

667
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,440
- 白色的
- 來

668
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,520
艾瑞克,真高興能看到你再來

669
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,920
我的學校要舉辦年度募款活動

670
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,320
不知道能不能把那筆錢捐給慈善廚房

671
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,240
我那晚幫忙得很開心
也很享受成為社群的一分子

672
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,000
要是廚房無法繼續就太難過了

673
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,840
你真好心

674
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,400
謝謝

675
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,040
太棒了

676
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:11,680
我會再告訴朋友

677
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,040
謝謝山謬牧師

678
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,440
你最近都沒來上洗禮課

679
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,960
是...

680
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,320
我不確定

681
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,080
我還想不想要受洗

682
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:34,080
我明白,不過隨時歡迎你回來

683
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,000
我會好好考慮

684
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,360
原來你有參加唱詩班

685
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,280
對啊

686
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,320
你應該留下來聽聽,我們在練新歌

687
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080
- 我要去暖嗓了
- 好

688
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,720
待會見,別走

689
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,480
(今晚放映:《相見恨晚》)

690
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,960
妳看

691
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,120
我帶了花要送妳

692
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,520
我不確定這樣會不會太誇張

693
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,200
或許會吧,但我無法下定決心

694
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,880
謝謝

695
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,160
你還好嗎?

696
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,760
我有事情要告訴妳

697
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,200
好,會很殺風景嗎?

698
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,120
我今天過得很糟
所以真心希望我們能玩得開心

699
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,560
不是,只是...

700
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,600
我覺得妳很美

701
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,400
- 要進去了嗎?
- 好

702
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,200
(丹,你快到了嗎?)

703
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,880
(可以下次再約嗎?抱歉)

704
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,480
(我騎機車出車禍)

705
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,920
喬姨

706
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,040
- 你好
- 妳要看電影嗎?

707
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,880
本來是要看,但我被放鴿子了

708
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,280
他似乎騎機車出車禍了

709
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,360
他一定每次都這麼說

710
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,320
這位是梅芙

711
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,520
這位是我的喬姨

712
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,520
- 妳好
- 喬姨好

713
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,240
天啊,她美得像仙女一樣

714
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,960
她好漂亮,你們好相配

715
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,920
別說了

716
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,440
好,我們該去買票了

717
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,760
- 要開場了,先這樣
- 很高興認識妳

718
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,320
可以也幫我買一張票嗎?

719
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,880
好啊,沒問題

720
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,280
- 妳不介意吧?
- 不會

721
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,920
我知道你不想跟我當朋友
但也沒必要態度那麼爛

722
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,520
- 什麼?
- 沒關係,我不會再煩你了

723
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,440
- 卡爾
- 算了

724
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,680
抱歉我遲到了

725
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,280
要買爆米花嗎?

726
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,600
- 好
- 好喔

727
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,240
小薇

728
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,200
不好意思

729
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,160
我跟我媽大吵一架,不知道還能去哪

730
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,800
跟我們一起看電影吧

731
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,040
阿波,應該沒關係吧?

732
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,680
當然,我再去買一張票

733
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,960
好,謝啦

734
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,560
那混帳竟然放我鴿子

735
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,360
他還跟我說想結婚生子耶

736
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,280
根本就是渾身警訊

737
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,200
我們坐哪?

738
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,080
這邊

739
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,320
不過我們...

740
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,080
真羞辱人

741
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,640
妳想喝一杯嗎?

742
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,640
那當然

743
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,880
龍舌蘭?

744
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,000
太棒了

745
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,480
我真的很喜歡她

746
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,440
好烈

747
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,280
發生了什麼事?

748
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,560
我跟她們說了,她們反應激烈

749
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,600
她們說不准我找他

750
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,440
我18歲了,所以她們不能阻止我

751
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,640
你覺得背著你媽媽偷偷進行好嗎?

752
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,000
- 偷偷進行什麼?
- 沒什麼

753
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,760
電影開始了

754
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,280
這是黑白電影?

755
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,400
糟糕,字幕沒開

756
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,040
- 我去跟他們說
- 不用...

757
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,600
不用特地去啦,我們繼續看

758
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,360
大家乾杯

759
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,160
“眼睛還好嗎?”

760
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,040
“非常好,謝謝關心”

761
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,320
“感覺好像變清楚了”

762
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,880
“看來她會沒事”

763
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,960
“你過得真好”

764
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,200
我要先走了

765
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,360
我去關心他一下

766
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,360
所有男人都是混蛋

767
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,760
當然不包含你,歐帝斯

768
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,200
你很貼心

769
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:57,000
但大多數男人都是超級無敵大混蛋

770
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,080
噓

771
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,720
你才要噓

772
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,040
別吵啦

773
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,720
歐帝斯,放輕鬆,喝點龍舌蘭

774
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,800
阿波,等等我,你怎麼了?

775
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,760
他為什麼要跟妳說那些私事?

776
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,080
還打擾我們約會,他很明顯是喜歡妳

777
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,560
我就說過不是那樣,我們只是好朋友

778
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,760
好,妳說了算

779
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,560
但我覺得妳可能不知道妳有多棒

780
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,240
而且模擬考就要到了

781
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,560
別為他分心了,好嗎?

782
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,640
好

783
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,760
對不起我生氣了

784
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,960
只是我好像已經愛上妳了

785
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,360
- 妳不必說什麼
- 我好像也愛上你了

786
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,320
(小薇:先回家了
阿波身體不舒服,抱歉)

787
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,320
(麻煩幫我拿外套)

788
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,040
再一次就好

789
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,160
- 對不起
- 可以不要再丟爆米花了嗎?

790
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160
對不起

791
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,080
好啦,不丟了

792
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,840
- 我要去叫服務生
- 好

793
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,160
可以順便叫他換一部電影嗎?

794
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,920
因為這部片的步調好慢

795
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,400
告訴你什麼才是好電影

796
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,520
- 女神卡卡演的那部叫什麼?
- 拜託妳安靜,我們會被踢出去

797
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,880
還有那傢伙,尿在自己身上,超可悲

798
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,720
那才叫做好...那才叫做好電影

799
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,880
不好意思,小姐,妳得離開

800
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,360
- 我...
- 我們走,站起來

801
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,160
我在站了啦

802
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,320
- 對不起
- 真的很抱歉

803
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,400
- 我好像有點想吐
- 梅芙,請幫忙

804
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,360
- 我不吃東西就要吐了
- 要吐就...

805
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,960
- 妳好可愛
- 回家再吐

806
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,520
我好喜歡妳

807
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,520
上車

808
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,440
司機大哥,你好

809
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,560
妳還好嗎?

810
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,120
繫上安全帶,妳的包包在這

811
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,960
司機大哥,知道要開去哪嗎?

812
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,480
就在山上,這裡是20元,再見

813
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,400
- 梅芙
- 再見

814
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,640
妳要去哪?我們訂了餐廳耶

815
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,240
餐廳可以下次再去,走吧

816
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,000
好吧

817
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,600
到了

818
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,920
(警告:禁止擅闖)

819
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,000
妳絕對進不去

820
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,600
真的要嗎?

821
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,560
怎麼了?

822
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,800
你怕啦?

823
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,760
跟我來

824
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,840
好

825
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,800
好多臭台階,天啊

826
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,760
臭樹

827
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,520
好

828
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,560
媽的,天啊,該死的胡言亂語

829
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,400
珍

830
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,440
珍

831
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,000
妳喝醉了嗎?

832
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,240
我知道妳在診所時很生氣

833
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,160
但妳是我最棒的姊姊

834
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,600
我是妳唯一的姊姊

835
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,200
妳對我真好

836
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:16,520
妳是好女人,我卻是一團亂

837
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,440
難怪沒人愛我

838
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,880
我愛妳啊,小喬

839
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,400
我知道

840
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:30,000
所以等妳聽到我欠債
一定會非常生氣

841
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,720
欠什麼債?

842
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,960
我欠很多債

843
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,560
很多是多少?

844
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,520
非常非常多

845
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,480
- 可以問妳個蠢問題嗎?
- 問吧

846
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,040
妳為什麼阻止我去請他們開字幕?

847
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,320
我不喜歡小題大作

848
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,200
為什麼?

849
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,840
什麼為什麼?

850
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,360
如果能讓妳過得更好

851
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,240
妳應該就要提出要求

852
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,040
如果每次發生那種事我就要反應

853
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:15,200
那我這輩子都得跟健全人士
不停進行尷尬爭執

854
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,760
我懂

855
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,240
有時跟我媽也是這種感覺

856
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,640
她不明白我的自我認同

857
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,200
我愛她,但我已經厭倦
每次都要向她說明一切

858
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,000
所以就乾脆絕口不提

859
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,680
但妳有需要時就有權利要求

860
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,200
可惜都是雲,我很想向你介紹星星

861
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,880
什麼?

862
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,040
妳現在當真要跟我聊星星?

863
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,920
這是我的招牌絕技,謝謝欣賞喔

864
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,000
妳也可以親我就好

865
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,440
天啊

866
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,920
來吧

867
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,400
請看

868
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,200
好

869
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,680
- 來吧
- 我們絕對不該來這

870
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,840
我們來做愛

871
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,440
妳喝了一點酒,所以可能不好...

872
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,360
- 我沒事,我沒醉
- 妳醉了

873
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,520
我想和你做愛

874
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,800
- 脫掉外套
- 好

875
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,240
感覺有點怪

876
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,920
為什麼?沒問題啊

877
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,200
- 別再想東想西了
- 好

878
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,400
抱歉,我不行,停

879
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,600
對不起,我和露比過夜了

880
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,440
我...我一定要告訴妳

881
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,760
是妳在美國的時候
我跟妳在吵架,我們就...

882
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,360
我們睡在一起,不過沒做愛

883
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,080
什麼都沒發生
我們只是躺在同一張床,對不起

884
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,720
媽的

885
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,320
梅芙

886
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,000
去你的

887
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,520
該死,有人來了

888
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,520
下面有人,快...

889
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,960
我的外套

890
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,480
我不能被逮捕,我太年輕了

891
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,600
你們在幹什麼?

892
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,160
- 幹
- 我的脖子

893
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,560
別鬧了

894
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,480
出去

895
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,320
媽,這位是梅芙

896
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,240
妳好啊,梅芙

897
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,560
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