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‎如何？舒服嗎？

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‎還好，妳只是在乾磨我的大腿

3
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‎好吧，換個姿勢

4
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‎這樣呢？

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‎我的腿抽筋了

6
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‎不要這麼激烈

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‎做愛就是要激烈啊

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‎好了，暫停

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‎要不要幫妳口交？

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‎露西

11
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‎還是看《藍色星球》就好？

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‎好吧

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‎鐮狀真鯊非常漂亮

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‎這裡有上千條鐮狀真鯊

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‎所以又更美妙了

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‎（陰道）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎別鬧了

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‎大家安靜

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‎（陰道）

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‎（胸部、精液）

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‎（歐帝斯：我喜歡這藝術家的
‎早期作品）

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‎（歐帝斯：色情大作）

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‎（梅芙：找到我們的雷諾瓦了）

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‎嗨

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‎-你愛上梅芙了
‎-什麼？我沒有…

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‎我沒有愛上她，別說笑了

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‎你這三週整天都盯著手機

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‎每次她傳訊息來，你就這樣

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‎-我怎樣？
‎-看路，瘦皮猴

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‎好的，祝你今天愉快

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‎就像這樣，你變成笑咪咪的杯子蛋糕
‎歐帝斯，真的很詭異

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‎我不知道你在說什麼

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‎梅芙跟我只是同事兼朋友，就這樣

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‎-朋友
‎-男生和女生可以是朋友

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‎當然了，他們的生殖器官可以做朋友

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‎你不是說梅芙和傑克森在一起了

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‎他們沒有在一起
‎他們只是…你懂的…

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‎共享激烈又鹹濕的性愛？

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‎炮友

41
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‎看來你很了解她的感情狀況

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‎對，因為我們是朋友
‎朋友會互相分享

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‎分享體液？

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‎聽著

45
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‎-你還在找工作嗎？
‎-不錯喔，但事實擺在眼前

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‎你明顯愛上梅芙了

47
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‎（想增加收入？
‎何不加入我們友善的團隊？）

48
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‎（立刻打給我們！）

49
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‎077…

50
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‎-真是太棒了
‎-是啊

51
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‎好一陣子沒見到妳

52
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‎還以為妳不想理我了

53
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‎-我最近很忙
‎-好吧

54
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‎等下要不要一起去哪？

55
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‎-我們才剛做完愛
‎-我是說…

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‎妳懂的，出去晃晃

57
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‎傑克森，我不介意你想保持低調

58
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‎我可以接受開放關係

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‎你不用試著當好人

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‎懂了嗎？

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‎再見了

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‎傑克森好性感

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‎傑克森在看我們

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‎天啊

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‎-傑克森在接近我們
‎-可以打擾一下嗎？

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‎傑克森來了

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‎你認識梅芙吧？

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‎你認識，他認識

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‎是啦，我的意思是…

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‎我們是朋友，就只是朋友

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‎-你好，我是…
‎-帥哥

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‎-抱歉，你是…
‎-艾瑞克

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‎艾瑞克

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‎又叫長號男

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‎-我需要你的幫忙
‎-我？

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‎我是說…我？

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‎-梅芙和我…我們…
‎-在打炮

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‎對，而且很美妙

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‎但我發現自己想跟她多相處

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‎-你懂的，以後…
‎-打炮後

81
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‎對，我想說你可以幫我

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‎你想要他幫你追梅芙？

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‎對

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‎我不是很確定自己能幫上什麼忙

85
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‎-你是她朋友
‎-你是她朋友

86
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‎我聽說你有在提供性忠告

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‎確實

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‎沒錯

89
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‎所以我覺得找你最適合了

90
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‎我可以付錢，如果是這個問題

91
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‎-我得走了，晚點聊
‎-等等，不

92
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‎真的很感謝你，收下吧

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‎這…

94
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‎傑克森新女友傳來的？

95
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‎你簡直就是皮條客

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‎不是史努比狗狗那種很酷的皮條客

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‎D

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‎D

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‎E

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‎（請來見我）

101
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‎這一張，你畫了一個…

102
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‎這是…

103
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‎這是女人的後面

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‎這是…

105
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‎肛門和陰道

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‎等你35歲

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‎變成魯蛇，從高架橋跳下去

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‎那時候你就笑不出來了

109
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‎我又聯絡了山景軍校的教務長

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‎-爸，我…
‎-你在候補名單了

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‎如果你這學期成績沒有起色
‎我就把你送過去

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‎抱歉遲到了，我剛才…

113
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‎有點事

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‎打起精神來，我們有病人了

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‎收到，我準備好了

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‎我們好像越試越糟糕

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‎沒辦法同步，或是找到節奏

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‎我們做愛的時候
‎我都覺得好像是第一次看到陰道

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‎但不是第一次了
‎因為我也有，我常常看它

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‎每當我想到要碰露西

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‎我就會很驚慌失措

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‎因為我知道會一團糟

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‎彷彿在組裝宜家的書櫃

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‎你漏了一個步驟，又沒有對的螺絲

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‎時間整個都浪費了

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‎最後就厭惡瑞典的一切

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‎露西，告訴他有多糟

128
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‎我不懂幹嘛來找他

129
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‎16歲異性戀男的建議

130
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‎不會神奇地治好我們

131
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‎太蠢了

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‎沒錯，妳是對的，露西

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‎我對女同性戀的性愛

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‎複雜的細節並不了解

135
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‎但我認為

136
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‎如果能近一步了解妳們之間的感情

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‎我應該能更接近問題的核心

138
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‎我們的感情沒有任何問題

139
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‎我們相愛，一切都很棒

140
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‎我們只是…

141
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‎經驗不足

142
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‎這是我第一次跟女生在一起

143
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‎我也是

144
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‎我是說，第一次幫女同性戀做性治療

145
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‎有什麼想法了嗎，性愛大師？

146
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‎我希望能在這世紀體驗高潮

147
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‎交給我吧

148
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‎我去研究一下，看看有什麼法子

149
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‎太棒了

150
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‎謝謝你

151
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‎如何？

152
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‎可能有點棘手

153
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‎真抱歉

154
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‎抱歉，我身體不太舒服
‎不過不礙事

155
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‎進來吧，然後就可以開始了

156
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‎-我得去拿我的…
‎-跟我來

157
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‎請坐

158
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‎我不會咬人的

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‎（《枕邊私語》）

160
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‎那麼…

161
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‎陰囊焦慮

162
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‎你的信中暗示
‎你為這件事煩惱了一陣子

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‎不如你先談一談

164
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‎你對陰囊最早的記憶？

165
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‎我的天

166
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‎抱歉，我忘光了

167
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‎我…

168
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‎-我在整修廁所
‎-我知道

169
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‎我的工具在外面

170
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‎我最好趕快去拿進來

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‎最早的記憶

172
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‎那時我才剛五歲

173
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‎我往下看

174
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‎然後想

175
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‎“我的蛋蛋在這裡”

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‎今年高中作文大賽的題目

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‎是“每一個偉大的夢想
‎都由一個夢想者開始”

178
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‎每個人都要參加

179
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‎這是一個很棒的機會
‎你們明年申請大學的資料

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‎有了這個會變得很好看

181
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‎有人在聽嗎？看來是沒有
‎總之…

182
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‎這是補充資料，隨便你們要不要看

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‎我很期待妳這次的表現，梅芙
‎我認真的

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‎（題目：每一個偉大的夢想
‎都由一個夢想者開始）

185
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‎-我要把錢退回去
‎-等等

186
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‎你有個千載難逢的機會可以自肥

187
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‎什麼意思？

188
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‎你留著錢然後給傑克森錯誤的建議
‎製造麻煩

189
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‎這在各個層面都很不道德

190
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‎是不道德，還是…

191
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‎很厲害？

192
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‎完全不道德
‎艾瑞克，我要把錢還給他

193
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‎聽到沒？結案

194
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‎你先請，道德隊長

195
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‎歐帝斯

196
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‎你找到我了

197
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‎聽著，我必須把錢還給你

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‎我不喜歡背著梅芙做這些事
‎這樣不對

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‎這樣不道德，這是不對的

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‎我懂了

201
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‎沒問題，你很高尚

202
00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:53,565
‎-太好了，錢還你
‎-梅芙真難懂

203
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‎就像魔術方塊，老是說一套做一套

204
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‎我完全跟不上

205
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‎-你懂嗎？
‎-不太懂

206
00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:02,005
‎-錢還你
‎-我們的性愛超讚

207
00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:04,405
‎是超級美妙的那種

208
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‎-夠了
‎-然後她又會好幾天不理我

209
00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:11,405
‎但之後她又想要了，然後就無限循環

210
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‎她就像性感的旋轉木馬
‎讓我無法自拔

211
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‎她不是物品！

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‎什麼？

213
00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:19,725
‎我說她不是物品

214
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,885
‎你一直把她描述成無生命物品
‎但她是一個人

215
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,605
‎你有沒有想過問她想要什麼

216
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,805
‎或是問她喜歡什麼？

217
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,005
‎她喜歡什麼？

218
00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,045
‎很多東西

219
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:30,925
‎女性作家

220
00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:31,885
‎這是一項

221
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,285
‎你是說《飢餓遊戲》嗎？

222
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,565
‎比較像是維吉尼亞吳爾芙
‎或羅斯蓋

223
00:11:35,645 --> 00:11:36,645
‎或是希薇亞普拉斯

224
00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:40,645
‎她對音樂也很有品味
‎歡樂分隊、超脫樂團、比基尼殺戮

225
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,765
‎她不會自以為高尚，她也會聽流行樂

226
00:11:43,365 --> 00:11:45,885
‎她還很愛黑色幽默

227
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,605
‎你在幹嘛？

228
00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,765
‎我在做筆記，這非常有幫助

229
00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:51,565
‎不，我沒有在幫你

230
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,325
‎-這毫無幫助
‎-很有幫助

231
00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:55,525
‎別耽誤時間了，快滾出來！游40趟！

232
00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:57,445
‎動作快，傑克森

233
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,005
‎你是我的救命恩人，太謝謝你了

234
00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:02,005
‎-保重
‎-好

235
00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,005
‎再見，傑克森

236
00:12:05,565 --> 00:12:06,405
‎糟了

237
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,165
‎做得好

238
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:26,085
‎換個地方傳播皰疹吧

239
00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:32,445
‎（《自己的房間》）

240
00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:33,885
‎妳好啊，梅芙

241
00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:37,085
‎你才沒有在讀維吉尼亞吳爾芙

242
00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:38,965
‎為什麼？她太有才華了

243
00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,005
‎這大鼻女是誰？

244
00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:45,965
‎20世紀英國女性主義先鋒，很明顯吧

245
00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:48,445
‎之前沒看過你看書，這是在搞笑嗎？

246
00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:49,685
‎才不是

247
00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:50,845
‎我常常看書

248
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:55,725
‎嗨

249
00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,925
‎妳知不知道1972年後

250
00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,965
‎就只有妳從圖書館借了這本書？

251
00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:02,925
‎（梅芙威利）

252
00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:05,205
‎看來我不是唯一了

253
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:12,725
‎現在他是女性主義者了！

254
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,005
‎你讓全校最性感的男人又更性感了

255
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,245
‎他簡直就是萊恩葛斯林，幹得好

256
00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:19,485
‎你不懂，他是絕地武士

257
00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:20,965
‎懂嗎？他開口說話了

258
00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:23,285
‎不論我做了什麼，他都得逞了

259
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:26,325
‎你最有利的條件，就是腦袋清醒

260
00:13:26,525 --> 00:13:29,285
‎抵銷了你遜到不行的處男身分

261
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,765
‎他在確認自己的特權，你輸了

262
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,445
‎-這又不是比賽
‎-這就是

263
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:34,645
‎因為梅芙和我

264
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:35,645
‎我們只是朋友

265
00:13:36,205 --> 00:13:38,605
‎反正她是不會因為這些把戲上鉤的

266
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,285
‎天啊，我超愛維吉尼亞吳爾芙

267
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,605
‎男人不壞，女人不愛

268
00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:46,565
‎尤其是腹肌結實的男人

269
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:55,645
‎（歐帝斯米爾本：處男）

270
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,845
‎露比覺得凱爾要改一下服裝風格

271
00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,405
‎我覺得他現在看起來不錯

272
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,605
‎雖然他最近都穿運動褲

273
00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,605
‎但那是因為他燒了他的牛仔褲

274
00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:04,845
‎什麼？

275
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,285
‎他大腿二度灼傷

276
00:14:07,365 --> 00:14:09,525
‎當時他整個燃燒起來，所以還好啦

277
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:11,125
‎嗨，梅芙

278
00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:13,005
‎妳覺得吳爾芙這句話是什麼意思

279
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,765
‎“男人反對女權解放運動的歷史

280
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:18,925
‎或許比解放問題本身來得更有趣”

281
00:14:20,285 --> 00:14:23,005
‎男人都是混蛋
‎選擇性實施去勢世界才有救

282
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:25,725
‎妳好黑暗

283
00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:27,285
‎什麼？

284
00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:29,405
‎妳的笑話好黑暗，我喜歡黑色幽默

285
00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:31,965
‎-好，再見
‎-再見

286
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,005
‎他最近好詭異

287
00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:39,125
‎我覺得他在吸引妳的注意

288
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:40,805
‎只是是用言語

289
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,285
‎女孩們，少八卦多跑步！

290
00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:47,605
‎不！

291
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,245
‎你在聽斯拉特菲斯嗎？

292
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:00,605
‎什麼？斯拉特菲斯？

293
00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:02,685
‎對，他們的新專輯真是太棒了

294
00:15:02,765 --> 00:15:04,445
‎你什麼時候喜歡龐克的？

295
00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:05,605
‎等等，妳喜歡龐克嗎？

296
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:07,285
‎是我喜歡的事物之一

297
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:10,925
‎我剛好多一張鎮上樂團之夜的票

298
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,325
‎女生音樂節，要來嗎？

299
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,725
‎-也許吧
‎-就這麼定了

300
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:17,765
‎我不能去

301
00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:19,285
‎我有作文要寫

302
00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,045
‎-什麼？
‎-祝你玩得開心

303
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:28,325
‎她不會傳訊息給你的

304
00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:30,565
‎她忙著傳訊息給傑克森

305
00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,925
‎大家都重色忘友的

306
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,645
‎他不是她男朋友

307
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,205
‎如果他是我也不在乎，但他不是

308
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:38,445
‎他就真的不是

309
00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,885
‎這個嘛…你錯了

310
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,405
‎（梅芙：有進展嗎？急需用錢）

311
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,405
‎我得走了

312
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,645
‎你看，我們還是在經營性愛治療診所

313
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:48,085
‎還是很詭異

314
00:15:50,765 --> 00:15:52,725
‎真的很詭異

315
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:05,685
‎怎麼了？

316
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,645
‎音樂太大聲了嗎？

317
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,285
‎不會，沒關係

318
00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:12,845
‎好

319
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,085
‎狀況如何？

320
00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:17,605
‎長了很多霉

321
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,685
‎可以解決的

322
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,125
‎太棒了

323
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,085
‎我是說

324
00:16:22,165 --> 00:16:24,125
‎-還不錯
‎-是啊

325
00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:27,645
‎妳又在寫書了嗎？

326
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:31,045
‎我看到妳…

327
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,725
‎我早上在辦公室看到妳寫的書

328
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:37,725
‎對，我很久以前有寫書

329
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:41,245
‎但現在不寫了

330
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:43,165
‎為什麼？

331
00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:47,445
‎這個嘛…

332
00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:50,925
‎我的上一本書

333
00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:52,365
‎是跟前夫寫的

334
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,045
‎出版之後我們就分手了

335
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,685
‎我也嘗試過

336
00:16:58,765 --> 00:17:00,125
‎但說實話

337
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,045
‎人老了就會漸漸感到恐懼

338
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:06,805
‎我不知道自己為什麼跟你說這些

339
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,125
‎怕屁啊

340
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:10,925
‎你說什麼？

341
00:17:11,525 --> 00:17:12,685
‎怕什麼怕

342
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,925
‎說不定妳明天開心地開著車

343
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,085
‎然後就被迎面而來的聯結車撞扁

344
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,085
‎被擠到路邊，然後就死了

345
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,125
‎完全就是浪費時間

346
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,205
‎所以怕屁啊

347
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,085
‎嗨，親愛的

348
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,685
‎-你好
‎-你好

349
00:17:35,605 --> 00:17:37,405
‎-你還好嗎？
‎-很好啊

350
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,565
‎-我有作業…
‎-那麼…

351
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,805
‎我也該回去工作了

352
00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:15,765
‎抱歉

353
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,245
‎沒事了

354
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:18,605
‎妳好啊

355
00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:20,445
‎妳是歐帝斯的朋友嗎？

356
00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,765
‎不是，我來接我爸

357
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:24,445
‎就是那個

358
00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:26,885
‎激動的歐洲佬，自以為是喜劇演員

359
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:28,405
‎冰冷的藍眼睛，他的手臂上

360
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,925
‎刺了一個“幹”

361
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:35,725
‎別幼稚了，快點，我上班要遲到了！

362
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:46,085
‎不理你，動作快一點

363
00:18:48,445 --> 00:18:50,005
‎可以借用洗手間嗎？

364
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,965
‎當然，在樓上

365
00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:53,045
‎謝謝

366
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,645
‎媽！

367
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,325
‎妳不是我媽

368
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,045
‎我只是…我不是…

369
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,245
‎我在做研究

370
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,125
‎這道門應該要裝個鎖

371
00:19:20,165 --> 00:19:21,005
‎廁所在哪？

372
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,285
‎-左手邊
‎-謝謝

373
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,805
‎冷靜

374
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,525
‎別惹我生氣

375
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,005
‎你怎麼大便了？

376
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:42,285
‎噁心

377
00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:45,245
‎好，別動

378
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,285
‎你該感到愧疚

379
00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:57,045
‎法蘭西斯、培根，快回來！

380
00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,525
‎快點

381
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,245
‎搞什麼鬼？

382
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,445
‎法蘭西斯！

383
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,525
‎培根！

384
00:20:06,765 --> 00:20:08,085
‎該死

385
00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,085
‎來吧，各位

386
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,685
‎過來

387
00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:16,365
‎嗨

388
00:20:17,405 --> 00:20:20,005
‎抱歉，新工作，我在遛狗

389
00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:21,525
‎同性戀

390
00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,205
‎安靜，瑪當

391
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:28,565
‎安靜點，瑪當

392
00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,445
‎這不是我的狗，是我媽的

393
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,645
‎她很可愛

394
00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:37,925
‎她是最棒的

395
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,725
‎了解

396
00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:42,445
‎她就像小型犬中的金卡戴珊

397
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,285
‎瑪當，站起來！

398
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:50,205
‎讓我看看妳的胸部，好孩子

399
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:52,325
‎做得好

400
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,085
‎太厲害了

401
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,525
‎瑪當聽起來有點像亞當

402
00:20:58,685 --> 00:20:59,725
‎你想表達什麼？

403
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:01,605
‎沒什麼

404
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,525
‎沒什麼，再見了

405
00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:12,085
‎瑪當！

406
00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:13,165
‎真的很抱歉

407
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:16,005
‎我得把牠們送回去，我可以再回來…

408
00:21:16,085 --> 00:21:18,765
‎不用了
‎如果你控制不了狗，就不該遛狗

409
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,005
‎快滾

410
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:24,405
‎瑪當！

411
00:22:06,885 --> 00:22:09,005
‎（梅芙：女生音樂節如何？）

412
00:22:15,045 --> 00:22:16,565
‎（傑克森：沒去
‎沒有妳就不好玩了）

413
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,245
‎（我在跟吳爾芙女士小聚
‎她滿酷的）

414
00:22:21,045 --> 00:22:24,925
‎（梅芙：她是那年代的碧昂絲）

415
00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:26,685
‎你連遛狗都做不好！

416
00:22:28,605 --> 00:22:29,725
‎太不可思議了！

417
00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:32,965
‎想想可憐的瑪當獨自在外

418
00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:35,525
‎她連五分鐘都活不下去的

419
00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:38,165
‎高興了嗎？

420
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,085
‎你傷透了你媽的心

421
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:42,445
‎不是我的錯

422
00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:44,365
‎我發誓不是我的錯

423
00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:47,525
‎滿嘴藉口，快滾！

424
00:23:26,165 --> 00:23:27,085
‎你好

425
00:23:28,205 --> 00:23:29,125
‎妳好

426
00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:33,725
‎先走了

427
00:23:34,005 --> 00:23:34,925
‎我聽到一個消息

428
00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:39,045
‎好的

429
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,405
‎關於你的處男身分

430
00:23:44,365 --> 00:23:45,205
‎妳說什麼？

431
00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:48,445
‎我聽說你還沒破處

432
00:23:48,525 --> 00:23:49,645
‎不關妳的事

433
00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:52,485
‎好，別再假惺惺了，你好我就好

434
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,405
‎好什麼？

435
00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:55,725
‎脫離處子之身

436
00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:59,245
‎打炮，瘋狂抽插

437
00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:01,965
‎把你老二放進我陰道，要不要？

438
00:24:02,485 --> 00:24:03,405
‎這個嘛

439
00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:05,965
‎不好意思，妳是哪位？

440
00:24:06,605 --> 00:24:08,005
‎看你要我是誰都行

441
00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:11,445
‎我又叫莉莉

442
00:24:13,445 --> 00:24:15,765
‎謝謝妳，莉莉，但是…

443
00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:18,045
‎我必須有禮貌地拒絕妳

444
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:19,165
‎好吧

445
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,645
‎如果你改變心意了…

446
00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:23,925
‎可以來音樂教室B找我

447
00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:25,725
‎或是代數社

448
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:27,765
‎再見了

449
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:29,485
‎再見

450
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,085
‎歐弟

451
00:24:35,205 --> 00:24:36,565
‎傑哥

452
00:24:37,165 --> 00:24:38,525
‎我要謝謝你的幫忙

453
00:24:38,605 --> 00:24:40,285
‎我和梅芙整晚都在傳訊息

454
00:24:40,365 --> 00:24:42,285
‎-她很聰明耶
‎-我知道

455
00:24:42,365 --> 00:24:44,205
‎我也對其中一些東西產生興趣了

456
00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:45,885
‎探索未知的世界其實還不賴

457
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,205
‎我想是的

458
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,125
‎-一切都多虧了你
‎-傑克森

459
00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:50,365
‎-我…
‎-太好了

460
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,525
‎-我沒有…
‎-先走了，謝謝

461
00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:52,565
‎-等等
‎-走囉

462
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:55,245
‎喂！

463
00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:03,045
‎（梅芙，放學後泳池見，門診）

464
00:25:08,725 --> 00:25:09,685
‎給妳的

465
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:11,525
‎裡面是湯

466
00:25:11,605 --> 00:25:12,805
‎病人喝的

467
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:13,765
‎不用啦

468
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,165
‎你不用這麼客氣

469
00:25:15,245 --> 00:25:18,245
‎我今天好多了，只是喉嚨有點癢

470
00:25:18,325 --> 00:25:21,005
‎還是把湯喝了，這對身體很好

471
00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:23,645
‎從來沒有人煮湯給我過

472
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,165
‎不過是湯罷了

473
00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:29,205
‎好了，要繼續工作了

474
00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:30,925
‎借過

475
00:25:32,525 --> 00:25:33,405
‎借過

476
00:26:03,165 --> 00:26:04,845
‎（《男性養成》）

477
00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:06,525
‎（《枕邊私語》）

478
00:26:35,805 --> 00:26:37,405
‎妳為什麼不跟他出去？

479
00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:40,085
‎我們來腦力激盪一下

480
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:41,125
‎什麼？

481
00:26:41,205 --> 00:26:42,885
‎把東西寫下來

482
00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:45,165
‎很有趣的，會用到妳腦子每一邊

483
00:26:45,245 --> 00:26:46,725
‎妳是想說兩邊吧

484
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:47,885
‎沒錯，每一邊

485
00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,445
‎難做決定的時候很好用

486
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:53,205
‎像是要不要剪瀏海
‎雖然我媽說那樣臉會很大

487
00:26:53,285 --> 00:26:56,245
‎或是要不要告訴我媽我恨她
‎然後離家出走

488
00:26:58,045 --> 00:26:59,285
‎那我們就從…

489
00:26:59,365 --> 00:27:00,645
‎傑克森的優點開始

490
00:27:00,805 --> 00:27:01,645
‎好

491
00:27:01,725 --> 00:27:02,645
‎（傑克森男友）

492
00:27:02,845 --> 00:27:03,845
‎他很會做愛

493
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,405
‎真的很棒

494
00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:11,925
‎-他很迷人
‎-而且很受歡迎

495
00:27:13,085 --> 00:27:14,325
‎他是人生勝利組

496
00:27:14,445 --> 00:27:16,365
‎非常努力

497
00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,525
‎說不定還會當上總統

498
00:27:19,445 --> 00:27:21,205
‎英國沒有總統，艾咪

499
00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:24,965
‎好，還有什麼？

500
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,405
‎（就是歐巴馬）

501
00:27:27,485 --> 00:27:29,085
‎你們有共通點嗎？

502
00:27:29,165 --> 00:27:30,445
‎有

503
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:31,965
‎-不可思議
‎-所以…

504
00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:33,885
‎缺點？

505
00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:36,845
‎-我不想要男朋友
‎-我不懂

506
00:27:37,645 --> 00:27:39,685
‎交男友是世界上最棒的事

507
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:40,965
‎棒在哪？

508
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,125
‎無時無刻都有人陪妳

509
00:27:46,205 --> 00:27:47,245
‎就像上禮拜

510
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,845
‎我被狐狸追，凱爾就拿鞋子丟牠

511
00:27:51,165 --> 00:27:52,525
‎超浪漫的

512
00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:55,805
‎（不想要男朋友）

513
00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:05,445
‎這很棒

514
00:28:05,525 --> 00:28:07,605
‎在水裡真的很有幫助，是吧？

515
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:08,885
‎是一種解放

516
00:28:08,965 --> 00:28:11,325
‎我們對要怎麼結合有點頭緒了

517
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,605
‎我覺得很有用

518
00:28:12,685 --> 00:28:14,205
‎妳覺得有用嗎？

519
00:28:14,885 --> 00:28:15,725
‎沒有

520
00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:22,245
‎如何，兩位？

521
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,485
‎你在幹嘛？

522
00:28:24,565 --> 00:28:26,525
‎我不想讓妳們以為我性交的時候

523
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,085
‎也會做這種事，那就太詭異了

524
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:31,085
‎所以才背對妳們

525
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:34,045
‎這樣更詭異了
‎轉過來，別這麼詭異

526
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:40,645
‎就像我說過的
‎我是性愛感情治療師

527
00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:41,925
‎你只是個青少年

528
00:28:42,005 --> 00:28:43,765
‎-自大的青少年
‎-沒錯

529
00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:45,685
‎直覺告訴我，感情問題

530
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:48,165
‎比肢體親密關係佔了更大的因素

531
00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:49,445
‎妳們溝通狀況如何？

532
00:28:49,525 --> 00:28:51,445
‎我們從小學就認識了

533
00:28:51,525 --> 00:28:54,165
‎我們可以聊上好幾個小時
‎或許有幫助啊

534
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:55,445
‎很有趣

535
00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:57,365
‎妳們在一起多久了？

536
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,445
‎大約4個月

537
00:28:58,525 --> 00:29:01,565
‎我們差不多時間出櫃
‎然後就在一起了

538
00:29:01,645 --> 00:29:02,485
‎很有趣

539
00:29:02,565 --> 00:29:04,285
‎我相信很多事你都覺得很有趣

540
00:29:04,365 --> 00:29:06,645
‎但我們的問題在性愛，不在感情

541
00:29:06,725 --> 00:29:08,845
‎所以我們會自己弄清楚

542
00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:14,045
‎等妳們準備好討論感情問題
‎再來找我

543
00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:16,965
‎今天療程很順利，有進步

544
00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:31,885
‎（傑克森：在看普拉斯的書 #讚爆）

545
00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:33,325
‎妳和傑克森怎麼樣了？

546
00:29:34,845 --> 00:29:36,325
‎-什麼意思？
‎-我是說…

547
00:29:36,805 --> 00:29:39,125
‎你們好像常常在一起

548
00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:40,885
‎要你管？

549
00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:43,285
‎隨口問問罷了，抱歉

550
00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:47,445
‎他好像想多相處，但是…

551
00:29:48,805 --> 00:29:49,845
‎我不太理解

552
00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:52,165
‎我們常常做愛

553
00:29:52,885 --> 00:29:54,645
‎為什麼要把事情複雜化？

554
00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:55,925
‎太蠢了

555
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,205
‎總之，我不交男朋友

556
00:30:00,525 --> 00:30:01,525
‎為什麼？

557
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:05,605
‎當浪漫喜劇的男主角終於理解到

558
00:30:05,685 --> 00:30:06,605
‎自己愛上了女主角

559
00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:09,085
‎他帶著音響到她家門外

560
00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:12,325
‎放著她最愛的歌
‎然後觀眾全都如癡如醉

561
00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:14,365
‎那畫面令我作嘔

562
00:30:17,045 --> 00:30:18,365
‎好吧，但說真的

563
00:30:18,845 --> 00:30:20,325
‎男朋友有什麼不好？

564
00:30:21,885 --> 00:30:23,765
‎不過就是多一個讓你失望的人吧？

565
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,325
‎妳真的覺得…

566
00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:37,645
‎幹嘛啦？

567
00:30:47,925 --> 00:30:48,885
‎你不要…

568
00:30:56,925 --> 00:30:57,765
‎那麼

569
00:30:57,845 --> 00:30:59,325
‎妳為什麼不想跟傑克森約會？

570
00:30:59,405 --> 00:31:01,205
‎-我認真的
‎-不

571
00:31:01,285 --> 00:31:03,045
‎不用幫我治療

572
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:04,685
‎留給病人就行了

573
00:31:08,445 --> 00:31:09,325
‎好吧

574
00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,765
‎我是我，他是他

575
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,325
‎什麼意思？

576
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:17,045
‎你想想看
‎他是傑克森，我是…你懂的

577
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,245
‎梅芙

578
00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:22,325
‎不，我是又髒又臭的咬鳥女
‎還住在拖車裡

579
00:31:22,405 --> 00:31:23,445
‎妳才不…

580
00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:24,805
‎妳才沒那麼臭

581
00:31:25,485 --> 00:31:27,685
‎我還以為妳咬的是陰囊？

582
00:31:27,765 --> 00:31:28,965
‎白痴！

583
00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,725
‎你好像餅乾怪獸

584
00:31:44,525 --> 00:31:45,365
‎好

585
00:31:46,085 --> 00:31:47,645
‎好了，走吧

586
00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:48,885
‎好

587
00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:52,085
‎你不來嗎？

588
00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:53,485
‎不

589
00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:56,005
‎-什麼？是你說我們該走了
‎-我要留在這

590
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,365
‎為什麼？

591
00:31:59,605 --> 00:32:00,805
‎運動

592
00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,805
‎可是學校就要關了

593
00:32:03,565 --> 00:32:04,565
‎可是…

594
00:32:05,765 --> 00:32:06,885
‎運動

595
00:32:07,685 --> 00:32:08,645
‎好

596
00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:18,045
‎你真的很怪，米爾本

597
00:32:23,005 --> 00:32:24,925
‎快點消下去

598
00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,805
‎這口交真激烈啊

599
00:32:36,885 --> 00:32:37,765
‎歐帝斯

600
00:32:43,205 --> 00:32:44,285
‎答應我你不會笑

601
00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:48,565
‎我可能有點喜歡梅芙

602
00:32:48,645 --> 00:32:50,725
‎當然了，你怎麼發現的？

603
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:52,845
‎她…

604
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,845
‎她碰了我的眉毛，然後我就勃起了

605
00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:03,165
‎你說不會笑的

606
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,205
‎它消不下去

607
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,725
‎已經半小時了，水裡好冷

608
00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:10,085
‎只有一個辦法

609
00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:15,565
‎好的

610
00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:17,725
‎不過就是手淫

611
00:33:21,845 --> 00:33:22,805
‎我的天

612
00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:55,045
‎AC/DC

613
00:33:56,045 --> 00:33:58,445
‎亞當和螞蟻、史密斯飛船
‎愛麗絲囚徒

614
00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,725
‎拜託…大衛鮑伊

615
00:34:02,085 --> 00:34:02,925
‎好了

616
00:34:04,805 --> 00:34:06,165
‎-你做了嗎？
‎-沒有

617
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,565
‎我背了我收藏的歌手，它就消了

618
00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:09,805
‎沒關係的

619
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,645
‎-下次吧
‎-不許再提到這件事，懂嗎？

620
00:34:14,565 --> 00:34:15,405
‎歐帝斯！

621
00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:18,405
‎你有空嗎？

622
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,565
‎當然

623
00:34:23,925 --> 00:34:25,005
‎我會滾的

624
00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:26,925
‎再見，傑克森

625
00:34:29,325 --> 00:34:32,205
‎我這次要正式約梅芙出去

626
00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:35,205
‎-你覺得該怎麼做？
‎-傑克森…

627
00:34:35,525 --> 00:34:37,845
‎你很聰明，相信你會有辦法的

628
00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:39,885
‎我需要你，你的建議都成功了

629
00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,725
‎-我不想搞砸了
‎-沒有別的建議了，抱歉

630
00:34:42,805 --> 00:34:44,845
‎別這樣嘛
‎我們聊得來，也很開心

631
00:34:44,925 --> 00:34:45,965
‎性愛又美滿

632
00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:47,805
‎我只想把這一切定下來

633
00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:50,565
‎這個嘛…

634
00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:52,885
‎你平常都怎麼做？

635
00:34:53,645 --> 00:34:57,685
‎通常只要問“要不要跟我出去？”
‎她們就會答應

636
00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:59,325
‎就這麼簡單？

637
00:35:00,045 --> 00:35:01,765
‎通常沒這麼難的

638
00:35:01,845 --> 00:35:03,245
‎你真的喜歡梅芙嗎？

639
00:35:03,325 --> 00:35:05,205
‎還是你只是沒碰過釘子？

640
00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:06,125
‎我喜歡她

641
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,885
‎我一起床就想著她

642
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:10,565
‎睡覺的時候還是想著她

643
00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,805
‎我快要瘋掉了

644
00:35:12,765 --> 00:35:14,485
‎她很有可能是我的

645
00:35:15,245 --> 00:35:16,165
‎真命天女

646
00:35:18,085 --> 00:35:19,205
‎等等，抱歉

647
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,285
‎抱歉，你是對的，我會想辦法

648
00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,365
‎-你已經幫很多了
‎-對

649
00:35:24,285 --> 00:35:27,765
‎真的很奇妙
‎我們明明一樣大，你卻這麼有智慧

650
00:35:28,605 --> 00:35:29,605
‎你就像是我媽

651
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,245
‎住在小男孩的身體裡

652
00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:33,445
‎老媽子男孩

653
00:35:33,605 --> 00:35:34,485
‎沒有不敬的意思

654
00:35:39,845 --> 00:35:41,125
‎來點大動作

655
00:35:43,165 --> 00:35:44,245
‎送花？

656
00:35:44,765 --> 00:35:45,725
‎更大

657
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:47,565
‎大泰迪熊？

658
00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:48,965
‎還要更大

659
00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,445
‎浪漫喜劇那種盛大，懂嗎？

660
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,165
‎眾目睽睽，充滿激情

661
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,685
‎感情流露，在雨中奔跑…

662
00:35:55,765 --> 00:35:56,725
‎如果感覺太浮誇

663
00:35:56,805 --> 00:35:58,245
‎那就要更浮誇

664
00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,605
‎-如果你想要她
‎-當然

665
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:00,845
‎就要展現出來

666
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:02,365
‎相信我

667
00:36:03,445 --> 00:36:04,605
‎好，謝謝你

668
00:36:05,885 --> 00:36:07,445
‎你真的是好人

669
00:36:15,205 --> 00:36:18,165
‎你這冷血的惡魔

670
00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,205
‎是你叫我騙傑克森的

671
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:21,645
‎好嗎？這是你的主意

672
00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:23,965
‎我是說了很多話，但你不該聽的

673
00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:27,165
‎-太糟了，你這個壞人
‎-別說了

674
00:36:27,245 --> 00:36:28,605
‎你為什麼突然變壞了？

675
00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:31,685
‎因為我愛上梅芙了，可以嗎？
‎我承認了，開心了嗎？

676
00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:34,445
‎還好，我比較喜歡杯子蛋糕的你

677
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,685
‎我要阻止傑克森

678
00:36:35,805 --> 00:36:37,885
‎那他就知道你愛梅芙了

679
00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,965
‎那我要警告梅芙他的計畫

680
00:36:40,045 --> 00:36:42,845
‎那她就知道你收了傑克森的錢
‎還給他爛建議

681
00:36:42,925 --> 00:36:46,045
‎-因為你愛她
‎-所有選項都爛透了

682
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,325
‎沒錯

683
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,045
‎我要回家了

684
00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:51,685
‎好的

685
00:36:52,405 --> 00:36:55,085
‎祝你有愉快的夜晚，壞人

686
00:36:57,605 --> 00:36:59,205
‎謝謝你幫忙修廁所

687
00:36:59,805 --> 00:37:01,525
‎也謝謝你的湯

688
00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:03,205
‎很好喝

689
00:37:03,685 --> 00:37:05,805
‎我洗乾淨了

690
00:37:05,885 --> 00:37:08,005
‎就說是最棒的湯了吧

691
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:15,285
‎-沒關係
‎-瞧我笨手笨腳的

692
00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:20,205
‎謝謝

693
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,485
‎妳真是個怪女人

694
00:37:34,605 --> 00:37:35,565
‎再見了

695
00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,165
‎這也還給你

696
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,005
‎謝謝

697
00:37:40,085 --> 00:37:41,165
‎再見了，珍

698
00:37:43,045 --> 00:37:44,405
‎再見，建築工先生

699
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:56,925
‎你好

700
00:37:57,205 --> 00:37:58,045
‎妳好

701
00:37:58,725 --> 00:37:59,965
‎研究完成了嗎？

702
00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:03,085
‎我的…對

703
00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:04,645
‎對，我完成了

704
00:38:04,725 --> 00:38:07,285
‎我真的是在做研究

705
00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:08,885
‎很難解釋

706
00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:11,045
‎但我需要了解剪刀式

707
00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:12,965
‎好的

708
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,165
‎我叫歐拉

709
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,165
‎我叫歐帝斯

710
00:38:16,245 --> 00:38:18,445
‎我有東西送你，幫你做研究

711
00:38:18,525 --> 00:38:19,645
‎我爸已經裝好了

712
00:38:23,205 --> 00:38:25,085
‎你明知我們有預設錄影

713
00:38:25,165 --> 00:38:27,045
‎快點，趕快離開這

714
00:38:27,485 --> 00:38:28,885
‎-你好
‎-再見了

715
00:38:28,965 --> 00:38:29,805
‎再見

716
00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:24,845
‎艾瑞克！

717
00:39:29,365 --> 00:39:30,245
‎艾瑞克！

718
00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:43,485
‎爸，我想我知道…

719
00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:46,725
‎去拿熱水和漂白水
‎我不想讓你媽看到

720
00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:06,125
‎你色瞇瞇地在看誰？

721
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,285
‎沒看誰

722
00:40:09,485 --> 00:40:10,405
‎這個嘛…

723
00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:14,125
‎我在看露西，但沒有色瞇瞇
‎就只是看

724
00:40:14,725 --> 00:40:15,765
‎算了

725
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,325
‎真可惜剪刀腳那招沒用

726
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,645
‎我現在窮到爆

727
00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:28,445
‎那是什麼？

728
00:40:28,525 --> 00:40:30,445
‎妳那一份，我治療了某個人

729
00:40:32,965 --> 00:40:34,565
‎你真是棒呆了，歐帝斯

730
00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:45,885
‎長號男

731
00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:48,045
‎嗨，亞當

732
00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:49,885
‎你找到瑪當了嗎？

733
00:40:51,925 --> 00:40:53,045
‎你有沒有聞到

734
00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:55,165
‎狗屎味？

735
00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,965
‎威利，可以跟妳講句話嗎？

736
00:41:01,405 --> 00:41:03,285
‎今天沒吃藥助興？

737
00:41:03,885 --> 00:41:05,845
‎妳還真是幽默，聽著

738
00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:08,605
‎珊茲一直碎念的那篇作文，幫我寫

739
00:41:08,685 --> 00:41:11,005
‎-我可以付妳錢
‎-明天就要交了，抱歉

740
00:41:11,085 --> 00:41:12,685
‎可惡，我真的很需要它

741
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,125
‎別這樣，我可以付雙倍

742
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,085
‎三倍

743
00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,565
‎很好

744
00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:30,805
‎妳今天從超市買了什麼？

745
00:41:31,645 --> 00:41:33,925
‎只有你能把法文搞得這麼不性感

746
00:41:36,645 --> 00:41:40,085
‎妳不想親吻妳女友

747
00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:45,885
‎因為妳愛上別人了

748
00:41:49,085 --> 00:41:50,285
‎譚雅是我最好的朋友

749
00:41:51,445 --> 00:41:54,405
‎我出櫃的時候，她非常支持我

750
00:41:55,925 --> 00:41:58,165
‎所以她出櫃的時候，我想說…

751
00:41:58,245 --> 00:42:00,005
‎也可以跟她在一起

752
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,165
‎我們是很好的朋友
‎我以為也會是完美的伴侶

753
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,685
‎但做愛的時候

754
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,965
‎感覺很不對勁

755
00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:10,165
‎我跟潔莎做愛的時候

756
00:42:12,205 --> 00:42:13,445
‎一切都很順利

757
00:42:16,805 --> 00:42:18,085
‎我不知道該怎麼辦

758
00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,565
‎妳必須對譚雅說實話

759
00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:24,805
‎她會很難過的

760
00:42:27,725 --> 00:42:30,045
‎妳沒辦法選擇自己喜歡上誰

761
00:42:31,645 --> 00:42:32,605
‎沒辦法的

762
00:42:33,205 --> 00:42:34,925
‎感情無法操控

763
00:42:38,285 --> 00:42:39,805
‎妳必須做對的事

764
00:42:41,845 --> 00:42:44,445
‎我還是覺得
‎青少年性治療師這整件事很詭異

765
00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:45,685
‎這就是人生

766
00:42:47,245 --> 00:42:49,765
‎學生會長緊急公告

767
00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:53,285
‎所有學生請立刻到餐廳集合

768
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:04,365
‎（傑克森男友）

769
00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:09,925
‎有人看到傑克森嗎？

770
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,765
‎也許是消防演習？

771
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:15,445
‎來吧…

772
00:43:16,405 --> 00:43:18,205
‎-梅芙！
‎-他要發表演說了

773
00:43:18,285 --> 00:43:20,365
‎摩爾戴高中的各位，抱歉打擾了

774
00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:22,405
‎但也不過就是上課嘛？

775
00:43:24,045 --> 00:43:26,205
‎這裡有一個對我很特別的人

776
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,965
‎不是在說你，葛洛夫校長

777
00:43:30,405 --> 00:43:31,965
‎這個人真的很棒

778
00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:34,445
‎她獨一無二

779
00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:37,365
‎我卻想隱藏自己的感情，真是太蠢了

780
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:40,965
‎我決定不要再隱藏了

781
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,525
‎梅芙威利

782
00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:46,485
‎這是獻給妳的

783
00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:50,205
‎我覺得他要…

784
00:43:51,885 --> 00:43:53,125
‎-他要唱歌了
‎-不…

785
00:43:53,205 --> 00:43:54,605
‎不要啊！

786
00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:58,525
‎妳走路像夢，妳就像主導一切的

787
00:43:58,605 --> 00:44:00,085
‎女王

788
00:44:02,325 --> 00:44:04,325
‎妳用盡書裡所有花招

789
00:44:04,405 --> 00:44:09,285
‎妳的外表，妳真的與眾不同

790
00:44:10,005 --> 00:44:14,445
‎哄騙帶說謊
‎看上的男人都為妳神魂顛倒

791
00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:15,765
‎看上的男人

792
00:44:16,285 --> 00:44:18,685
‎妳難道不知我已喪心病狂？

793
00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:20,405
‎給我個暗示

794
00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:24,765
‎幫我抹去內心的傷痛，寶貝

795
00:44:24,845 --> 00:44:25,805
‎寶貝

796
00:44:25,885 --> 00:44:27,965
‎沒有妳，愛令人心痛

797
00:44:28,885 --> 00:44:30,125
‎我也是搖擺樂團的

798
00:44:30,205 --> 00:44:31,845
‎為什麼他們沒找我？

799
00:44:32,525 --> 00:44:34,245
‎女孩，妳傷了我的心

800
00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,125
‎但我又能怎麼辦？

801
00:44:36,725 --> 00:44:38,125
‎寶貝

802
00:44:38,205 --> 00:44:40,965
‎沒有妳，愛令人心痛

803
00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:44,605
‎沒有妳，愛令人心痛

804
00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:46,845
‎女孩，妳傷了我的心

805
00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:48,485
‎但我又能怎麼辦？

806
00:44:48,965 --> 00:44:50,565
‎寶貝

807
00:44:50,645 --> 00:44:53,165
‎沒有妳，愛令人心痛

808
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,525
‎沒有妳，愛令人心痛

809
00:44:57,045 --> 00:44:59,485
‎妳願意做我的女朋友嗎？

810
00:45:00,685 --> 00:45:02,045
‎白痴

811
00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:22,245
‎真是沒想到

812
00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:27,205
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