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‎《我家有鬼》

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‎（一年後）

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‎-哈囉！
‎-妳好

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‎歡迎你們一家人，我叫芭芭拉

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‎請多多指教

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‎請多多指教

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‎我知道這間房子有點老舊
‎不過美化一下就行了吧？

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‎-這個大門怎麼樣？
‎-對啊

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‎全都維持原樣

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‎大家都到了嗎？準備好了嗎？

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‎-好了，來看看吧
‎-好

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‎沒事吧？

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‎沒事，請進

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‎清潔人員要星期二才能來

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‎各位看得出來

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‎這個家有無與倫比的傳統魅力

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‎建於1904年

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‎已經向伊利諾州古蹟保存學會登記

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‎馬上增值

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‎你們來看看這些精美的…

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‎凱文呢？

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎進來吧

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‎一定要嗎？

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‎對，非來不可

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‎超大的衣櫥空間

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‎主浴室，所有配件和磁磚都沒改過

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‎你們有注意到挑高嗎？畢竟…

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‎這間房子的開價很低

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‎我知道這間房子需要整建，但還是…

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‎這裡應該…沒發生過不好的事吧？

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‎天啊…

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‎天啊，沒有啦，現在是買方市場

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‎嚇到你了吧？

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‎哈哈哈，你嚇到我了

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‎-你一直都在那裡嗎？
‎-對啊

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‎天啊

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‎對啊，你也拖太久了
‎害我的衣服沾滿灰塵

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‎…改建、整理花園之類的

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‎你們懂嗎？

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‎我們會搬進來嗎？

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‎不可能啦

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‎這間房子爛死了

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‎（騎士搬家公司）

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‎右邊小心，方向盤轉到底

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‎不對，再彎一點

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‎等一下，不行…

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‎小心，你撞到信箱了！

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‎（凱文的垃圾）

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‎車上還有十箱，箱子可不會走路

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‎真幽默

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‎喂，嬌伊！

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‎醜妹…

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‎醜妹…

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎讚啦

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‎來啦

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‎現在開舞會了

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‎選首好歌

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‎來啦，現在開舞會了，凱文

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‎還記得你以前跟老爸跳舞嗎？秀一手

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‎來啦…

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‎來啦

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‎我不用了，爸，謝謝

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‎搞什麼？手機還我！

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‎-晚餐後再說
‎-媽

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‎-我不要蹚這個渾水
‎-妳當然不要

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‎拜託，法蘭克，饒了我吧

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‎所以呢？你寧願聽白人老頭彈吉他？

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‎泰瑞凱斯是歷史上最強的吉他手

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‎“泰瑞凱斯是歷史上…”

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‎亂講，吉米罕醉克斯才是最強的

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‎《滾石雜誌》說的嗎？

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‎錯，這是事實，問誰都知道

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‎你也可以問吉米罕醉克斯

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‎他說泰瑞凱斯給他最多靈感

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‎他是天才

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‎那傢伙不小心開槍打爆自己的頭

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‎天才個鬼

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‎只看寫給外行人的書還敢這麼大聲

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‎說真的

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‎你這麼不快樂，我真的很抱歉

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‎好嗎？

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‎我們來這裡是為了重新來過

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‎我很希望你能抱持比較正面的態度

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‎爸，這是第幾次重新來過了？

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‎我都數不清了

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‎你搞屁啊？

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‎幹嘛？

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‎是他開始的

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‎等一下，別走！

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‎靠

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‎我靠

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‎（幽靈真相）

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‎“大部分幽靈都因創傷而成孤魂野鬼”

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‎喂！

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‎對，就是你

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‎可以幫我把一下風嗎？

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‎過來

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‎妳不該亂噴漆的

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‎有個種族歧視爛人寫我的電話

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‎一直有人傳訊息跟我要免費的米

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‎免費的米？

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‎你不知道啊？

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‎黃種人都只吃米啊

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‎-換號碼就行啦
‎-難道我要屈服在

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‎體制化的霸凌壓力下？

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‎沒有，我是說…

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‎而且你知道我的號碼有多讚嗎？

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‎222-7667，英文代表“便便”

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‎這麼棒的電話號碼根本可遇不可求

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‎我們應該是鄰居吧

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‎是嗎？

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‎對啊

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‎我們剛剛搬到妳家隔壁

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‎你們搬進鬼屋？

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‎-什麼屋？
‎-大家都說那間房子鬧鬼

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‎我是無神論者，不該相信這種鬼話

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‎可是我私底下希望我死了以後

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‎能當厲鬼去鬧共和黨議員泰德克魯茲

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‎反正

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‎鄰居，我們應該一起玩的
‎你放學後要做什麼？

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‎放學…我有很多…我要念書

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‎-我一定要好好用功念書
‎-好

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‎好，你應該知道我的號碼
‎反悔的話就打電話給我

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‎需要米也可以打

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‎這什麼表情？

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‎-你開車回家順利吧？
‎-順利

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‎-凱文，你坐車回來順利吧？
‎-順利

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‎-佛頓，手機給我
‎-為什麼？

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‎蘇珊說她看到你弟今天早上走路上學

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‎我只要你送他上學而已

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‎她亂講的

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‎凱文

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‎無可奉告

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎又是我

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‎你在嗎？

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‎哇！

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‎喂，夠了

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‎夠了

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‎你嚇不了我的

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‎我知道你也許能嚇到以前的住戶

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‎可是我的人生比你鬼叫可怕一百倍

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‎坐吧

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‎來啊

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‎保齡球裝挺好看的

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‎我只在八歲時打過一次保齡球

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‎結果我爸跟隔壁球道的人為了辣雞翅

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‎打了起來

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‎店長把我們全家趕走，終身黑名單

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‎你能講話嗎？

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‎只能鬼吼鬼叫？

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‎你死在這裡嗎？

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‎死在這間房子？

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‎你忘了？

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‎你還記得什麼嗎？

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‎所以

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‎你叫厄尼斯吧？

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‎你襯衫上的名字

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‎我叫凱文

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‎哇

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‎太酷了

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‎厄尼斯，請多多指教

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‎所以…

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‎我們碰不到你，但你可以碰我們？

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‎好像在看脫衣舞

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‎小凱

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‎我需要你的手機

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‎天啊，這裡冷死了

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‎喂，笨蛋，手機借我啦

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‎你要我的手機幹嘛？

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‎我還有朋友，跟你不一樣
‎因為你，媽才沒收我的手機

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‎誰叫你大老遠就叫我下車？

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‎-在哪裡？那裡？
‎-不要啦，佛頓

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‎佛頓，住手！

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‎放開我，佛頓！

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‎搞什麼？

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‎你心情怎麼這麼好？

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‎什麼？

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‎我不能心情好嗎？

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‎你有什麼心情都可以啊

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‎心情好很棒，只是很少見

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‎喂，你就讓他開心吧

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‎謝謝

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‎好吧

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‎我們知道人體的每個原子

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‎每個分子，都是由能量組成

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‎可是肉體死後，人體力場會怎麼樣？

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‎我相信人可以捕捉那股能量

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‎看見來世，聽見來世

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‎成為來世

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‎西灣靈媒：茱蒂羅瑪諾

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‎-週五晚間9點，美中時區8點
‎-這什麼鬼？

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‎你用我的手機幹嘛？

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‎-佛頓
‎-你這個躲躲藏藏的賤人

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‎幹嘛不講出來？

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‎-佛頓，馬上還我！
‎-等一下

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‎你們兩個別鬧了

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‎我們家有鬼

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‎-好吧
‎-我是說真的

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‎凱文用手機拍到了，你看

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‎-這是恐怖片嗎？
‎-不是

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‎挺炫的，你怎麼弄的？

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‎我沒有弄

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‎靠

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‎趕快拿給媽看

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‎不行…

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‎-不能告訴她
‎-為什麼？

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‎因為她會嚇死，你明明知道

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‎過來，打勾勾

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‎-真的要這樣？
‎-快點啦，打勾勾

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‎-親一下
‎-我才不…

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‎親一下

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‎很好

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‎-可以還我手機了嗎？
‎-好，影片傳給我

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‎-為什麼？
‎-別這樣啦

218
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:26,834
‎你幹嘛每次都這麼難搞？
‎拜託把影片傳給我啦

219
00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:30,334
‎好啦

220
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:32,584
‎傳了

221
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,043
‎收到，謝謝

222
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:49,459
‎（上傳影片：詳情
‎死後有生命的證據）

223
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,959
‎（人有來世的鐵證）

224
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:04,209
‎（這位是厄尼斯：真正的鬼）

225
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:06,751
‎（發佈）

226
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:12,459
‎“小女孩躺在那裡，怕到不敢出聲

227
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:14,501
‎那個形影在她的床上飄著

228
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,293
‎雖然這個幽靈的臉孔模糊難辨

229
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:20,293
‎但是她知道來者不善

230
00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:24,418
‎這個幽靈突然蓋住她的嘴巴

231
00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:27,834
‎不讓她尖叫，傳來一股薄荷和腐臭味

232
00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:30,876
‎小女孩在昏去前感覺天旋地轉

233
00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:34,918
‎等她總算醒來後，幽靈已經遠去

234
00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,084
‎當然，沒人相信她

235
00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:38,584
‎畢竟她只是孩子

236
00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:41,959
‎可能只是作夢，或者想像力太豐富

237
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,543
‎但這個小女孩知道真相

238
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:49,334
‎靈界不但確有其事，而且極度危險”

239
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:55,918
‎謝謝

240
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,626
‎也沒有人相信我

241
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,501
‎那個鬼還跟著我

242
00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:02,793
‎他六年前從一家海鮮餐廳跟著我回家

243
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:04,376
‎我根本擺脫不了他

244
00:23:04,459 --> 00:23:05,793
‎我一直想…

245
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:09,084
‎抱歉喔，我還在跟人講話

246
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:13,876
‎他的佔有慾很強，還是同性戀

247
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:16,418
‎我真的好累

248
00:23:18,584 --> 00:23:19,584
‎謝謝

249
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,209
‎老天爺喔

250
00:23:26,418 --> 00:23:27,459
‎你好

251
00:23:27,543 --> 00:23:29,959
‎妳有看到網路上瘋傳的影片嗎？

252
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:33,001
‎我沒用社群媒體，看了就想吐

253
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:34,793
‎有人在他的閣樓發現有鬼

254
00:23:34,876 --> 00:23:38,126
‎不知道耶，可是看起來很真

255
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,043
‎每次都這樣，後來都證實是假的

256
00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,168
‎這不是我的書

257
00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:54,126
‎點閱率超過1000次了

258
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:55,459
‎這樣算好嗎？

259
00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:56,584
‎離專業還差得遠

260
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:05,584
‎“動畫好強，用Maya還是ZBrush嗎？”

261
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:08,668
‎“爛死了，《抓鬼大隊》還比較精彩”

262
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,543
‎-什麼？
‎-他們以為是假的

263
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:11,709
‎對，可是是真的

264
00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:16,668
‎法蘭克，你們看A片嗎？在看什麼？

265
00:24:16,751 --> 00:24:18,959
‎-沒什麼
‎-老爸把影片上傳…

266
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:21,126
‎-佛頓，這是剛買的柳丁耶
‎-天啊

267
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:23,918
‎竟然是擔心柳丁，謝謝喔

268
00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:26,376
‎有機水果很貴，你們一定在搞鬼

269
00:24:26,459 --> 00:24:27,584
‎並沒有

270
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,584
‎-沒事
‎-很可疑喔

271
00:24:36,084 --> 00:24:37,709
‎誰告密，誰倒楣

272
00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:41,376
‎-就這麼辦
‎-好

273
00:25:10,793 --> 00:25:11,709
‎有人嗎？

274
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:15,501
‎我們不會害你

275
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:18,834
‎網路上說講話聲音要沉穩、有威嚴

276
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,959
‎-讓鬼知道你是老大
‎-知道了

277
00:25:22,543 --> 00:25:24,126
‎這個家的鬼魂！

278
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,209
‎-現身吧！
‎-對

279
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:31,543
‎爸，你看

280
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,043
‎砰

281
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,626
‎天啊

282
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,626
‎不好笑

283
00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:47,001
‎超好笑的

284
00:25:47,084 --> 00:25:48,709
‎-你會把鬼嚇跑的，笨蛋
‎-不會

285
00:25:48,793 --> 00:25:51,793
‎你這種高高在上
‎又遜到爆的驅鬼儀式才會嚇跑他

286
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:56,168
‎喂

287
00:25:57,918 --> 00:25:58,793
‎又是我

288
00:25:59,543 --> 00:26:04,084
‎這位是我爸：法蘭克
‎還有我哥哥：佛頓

289
00:26:04,626 --> 00:26:05,584
‎你好

290
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,084
‎他們想見你

291
00:26:17,293 --> 00:26:18,334
‎好遜

292
00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:20,043
‎這樣吧，等一下

293
00:26:20,543 --> 00:26:21,501
‎我想到了

294
00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:23,168
‎你去哪裡？

295
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:24,626
‎他說他想到了

296
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,001
‎怎麼？他要去找鬼，把他帶回來？

297
00:26:30,459 --> 00:26:32,459
‎你看這個傻瓜

298
00:26:32,543 --> 00:26:33,668
‎閉嘴，醜八怪

299
00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:35,751
‎其實我長得超帥的，不信去問

300
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,126
‎喂，讓他彈

301
00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:16,876
‎我靠，真的有用，繼續彈

302
00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:25,376
‎我靠，你看，他在那裡

303
00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:26,376
‎喂

304
00:27:27,084 --> 00:27:27,918
‎嗨，沒關係

305
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:32,209
‎沒事的，看到沒？

306
00:27:53,209 --> 00:27:54,043
‎問他問題

307
00:27:55,084 --> 00:27:56,876
‎-他沒辦法講話
‎-為什麼？

308
00:27:58,376 --> 00:27:59,751
‎因為他是鬼？

309
00:28:00,376 --> 00:28:02,084
‎-法蘭克
‎-靠

310
00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:03,626
‎他非消失不可…

311
00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:05,751
‎幽靈速速去…

312
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,293
‎法蘭克

313
00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:10,001
‎這是什麼？

314
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,418
‎真的？我們要裝傻？

315
00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:19,584
‎因為這是我們的家，對吧？

316
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,876
‎而且講話的人是他吧？

317
00:28:23,959 --> 00:28:25,793
‎-我…
‎-你怎樣？

318
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:28,334
‎你怎樣，法蘭克？怎樣？

319
00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:47,293
‎不到5分鐘就有2.6萬人點閱，超猛的

320
00:28:47,376 --> 00:28:49,751
‎芭芭拉，我親眼看見的

321
00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:52,126
‎美女，我知道妳覺得自己有

322
00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:55,001
‎我女兒卡莉吃焦慮症藥時拿酒來配

323
00:28:55,084 --> 00:28:56,209
‎結果自以為是周璇

324
00:28:56,293 --> 00:28:59,209
‎喂，我沒吃藥，我們有證據

325
00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:00,709
‎網路上有影片

326
00:29:01,209 --> 00:29:02,334
‎喂

327
00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:03,668
‎-你要去哪裡？
‎-外面

328
00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:05,418
‎-不行，別想跑
‎-媽

329
00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:08,584
‎芭芭拉，妳一定有違反某種保密法令

330
00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:11,459
‎我們不必告訴妳有鬼，合約裡沒說

331
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,126
‎那就等我們的律師找妳吧

332
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:16,293
‎-我們有律師？
‎-當然沒有，我們窮死了

333
00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:18,126
‎-2.7萬！
‎-我可以走了嗎？

334
00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:20,334
‎不行，這件事是你搞出來的！

335
00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:22,084
‎老爸逼我們保證的

336
00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:23,001
‎天啊，法蘭克

337
00:29:23,084 --> 00:29:25,001
‎-因為我知道妳會嚇壞
‎-對

338
00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:27,709
‎有理性的人都會

339
00:29:27,793 --> 00:29:30,126
‎我們家閣樓有鬼耶！

340
00:29:30,209 --> 00:29:32,918
‎-對不起，我應該…
‎-還是別人告訴我的

341
00:29:33,001 --> 00:29:37,251
‎有人在影音平台上看到
‎不是說好要多溝通嗎？

342
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:41,251
‎不然接受20次諮詢是幹嘛用的？

343
00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:43,501
‎-好，我閃了
‎-凱文

344
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:46,126
‎三萬次，我鐵定能跟馬子打砲了

345
00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:48,501
‎-佛頓！
‎-滾吧

346
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:54,293
‎小梅，對不起

347
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,209
‎-我們要搬家
‎-等一下，不行…

348
00:29:57,293 --> 00:29:59,876
‎-等一下
‎-不行…我們不能跟

349
00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:04,251
‎每部恐怖片裡的
‎愚蠢白人家庭一樣，我們非搬不可

350
00:30:04,334 --> 00:30:06,418
‎可以聽我講完嗎？請聽我說

351
00:30:08,126 --> 00:30:09,001
‎小梅

352
00:30:11,126 --> 00:30:13,251
‎妳可能不知道這件事有多重要

353
00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:16,168
‎我們拍到影史上

354
00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:19,584
‎從來沒人拍到的東西！

355
00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:21,209
‎這件事沒什麼好談的！

356
00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,334
‎好，妳要把房子賣給誰？

357
00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:26,418
‎因為我們把每分錢都拿來買這棟房子

358
00:30:26,501 --> 00:30:28,543
‎要不是因為你和那部爛影片…

359
00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:29,584
‎這就是我的重點！

360
00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:32,251
‎這是搖錢樹，寶貝

361
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:36,751
‎現在好多人在影音頻道上只靠玩遊戲

362
00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:40,793
‎和放屁點火就能賺進大把鈔票

363
00:30:40,876 --> 00:30:43,251
‎小梅，我們家真的有鬼耶！

364
00:30:47,459 --> 00:30:48,543
‎休士頓舊事重演了

365
00:30:49,876 --> 00:30:51,959
‎休士頓那次是老鼠會，不一樣

366
00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:53,418
‎這次是真的

367
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:57,168
‎這是我們的機會，可以改變人生

368
00:30:59,668 --> 00:31:00,834
‎小梅

369
00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:04,209
‎寶貝，請看著我

370
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,043
‎這樣吧

371
00:31:11,376 --> 00:31:14,334
‎我只想成功一次

372
00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,043
‎一次就好

373
00:31:21,168 --> 00:31:22,668
‎你知道這件事太扯了

374
00:31:23,168 --> 00:31:24,043
‎對吧？

375
00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:33,001
‎（喂，這是真的嗎？#阿鬼厄尼斯）

376
00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:35,876
‎-這個不是鬼
‎-開什麼玩笑？

377
00:31:35,959 --> 00:31:37,209
‎他剛剛穿牆耶！

378
00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:41,793
‎天啊！

379
00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,251
‎這是什麼？

380
00:31:44,334 --> 00:31:46,251
‎（老媽遇見厄尼斯！）

381
00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:49,959
‎（#心情）

382
00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:52,834
‎（可是那聲尖叫超好笑）

383
00:31:57,043 --> 00:31:58,001
‎（我看到死人）

384
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,834
‎（只有我覺得#厄尼斯超帥嗎？）

385
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,376
‎厄尼斯好帥！

386
00:32:03,418 --> 00:32:05,543
‎我暗戀厄尼斯那個鬼了！

387
00:32:06,043 --> 00:32:08,709
‎我昨晚夢到厄尼斯讓我懷孕

388
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,584
‎我們的兒子長這樣

389
00:32:10,668 --> 00:32:13,251
‎“學厄尼斯穿牆”

390
00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:15,168
‎天啊，好了

391
00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:21,876
‎你還好吧？老兄，你的臉

392
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:25,126
‎我叫柯瑞，要挑戰厄尼斯特技，看好

393
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:32,334
‎（讓厄尼斯脫離
‎資本主義魔掌！#釋放厄尼斯）

394
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,709
‎鬼權和人權，各位

395
00:32:34,793 --> 00:32:36,168
‎鬼權

396
00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:37,584
‎什麼？

397
00:32:38,126 --> 00:32:42,251
‎就算你沒有實體，也不代表你不重要

398
00:32:42,334 --> 00:32:44,084
‎你要權利就去紐西蘭

399
00:32:44,168 --> 00:32:47,001
‎他們會樂意接納你
‎不過我們就免了，謝謝

400
00:32:47,084 --> 00:32:48,709
‎還有，新冠肺炎是假的

401
00:32:48,793 --> 00:32:49,709
‎心理虐待！

402
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,959
‎我要讓人鬼戀正常化

403
00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:54,793
‎-鬼就在我們身邊
‎-為小歐歐點一枝蠟燭

404
00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:57,668
‎-誰知如此黑暗的人…
‎-他只是住在屋子裡

405
00:32:57,751 --> 00:32:59,376
‎…能讓我覺得…

406
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,626
‎這是典型的鬼故事

407
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:20,293
‎一家人搬進鬧鬼的老房子

408
00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:24,501
‎可是對芝加哥的一家人來說
‎這個鬼故事已經化為現實

409
00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:28,584
‎而且他們有網站影片為證，大家請看

410
00:33:28,668 --> 00:33:29,668
‎法蘭克

411
00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:32,376
‎這是什麼？

412
00:33:33,418 --> 00:33:34,293
‎怎樣？

413
00:33:37,293 --> 00:33:39,834
‎也許他們該找搬家公司了

414
00:33:40,793 --> 00:33:44,126
‎-今天的特別來賓是…
‎-我靠

415
00:33:45,626 --> 00:33:49,459
‎跟國會事務處的人見面前
‎一定要先向安德森做簡報

416
00:33:49,543 --> 00:33:52,168
‎妳在嚼口香糖？還有什麼事？

417
00:33:52,251 --> 00:33:54,376
‎-那女的又打來，雷思莉什麼的
‎-妳不能過去

418
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:56,876
‎-席普立探員
‎-我的媽呀

419
00:33:57,376 --> 00:33:59,084
‎雷思莉，沒想到會見到妳

420
00:33:59,168 --> 00:34:01,501
‎-我這三天一直打到你辦公室
‎-真的？

421
00:34:01,584 --> 00:34:02,834
‎-我不知道
‎-你看過沒？

422
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,834
‎-沒看過
‎-這是RHE

423
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:09,251
‎雷思莉，謝謝妳大老遠跑來，但是…

424
00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:12,418
‎我進行過初步鑑定，找不到特效痕跡

425
00:34:13,334 --> 00:34:16,251
‎數位鑑識結果也過了，這是真的

426
00:34:16,334 --> 00:34:18,043
‎我們必須重啟魔剪計畫

427
00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:21,543
‎那計畫作廢20年了，而且原因很清楚

428
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:24,001
‎這個機會能讓我們徹底證明

429
00:34:24,084 --> 00:34:26,668
‎靈異現象並非異想天開

430
00:34:26,751 --> 00:34:27,834
‎走吧

431
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,168
‎-謝謝光臨
‎-求求你，他是真的！

432
00:34:31,251 --> 00:34:33,543
‎他是真的！席普立探員！

433
00:34:35,084 --> 00:34:36,959
‎他是真的！求求你！

434
00:34:40,293 --> 00:34:41,293
‎什麼？

435
00:34:42,626 --> 00:34:46,418
‎太扯了，大家好，你們好

436
00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:50,543
‎太誇張了

437
00:34:51,126 --> 00:34:53,126
‎你們好…

438
00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:55,626
‎（我相信）

439
00:34:55,834 --> 00:34:57,584
‎你對這個鬼有什麼感想？

440
00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:04,834
‎等一下，好，可以了！

441
00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:09,251
‎-先生，請說一下那個幽靈的事情！
‎-好，沒問題

442
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,418
‎你上次見到厄尼斯是什麼時候？

443
00:35:12,918 --> 00:35:15,376
‎有人說是假的，你怎麼說？

444
00:35:15,459 --> 00:35:17,209
‎如果你覺得造假，看看四周

445
00:35:17,293 --> 00:35:19,626
‎-這裡有這麼多人
‎-你的家人安全嗎？

446
00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:20,918
‎這個社區安全嗎？

447
00:35:21,668 --> 00:35:24,001
‎他們當然安全，他是鬼耶

448
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,334
‎謝謝各位！

449
00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,501
‎誰跑進我家？

450
00:35:34,584 --> 00:35:36,001
‎你們好大的膽子！

451
00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:37,501
‎這是私人…

452
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:38,959
‎法蘭克

453
00:35:39,043 --> 00:35:40,751
‎-我知道
‎-太誇張了

454
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,001
‎我沒辦法出門

455
00:35:42,084 --> 00:35:43,126
‎哪有這麼糟糕

456
00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:44,626
‎哪有這麼糟糕？

457
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,584
‎今天有人想從煙囪爬下來…

458
00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:49,334
‎-什麼？
‎-…想進來，對，結果卡住了

459
00:35:49,418 --> 00:35:51,418
‎我得打給消防隊

460
00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:54,876
‎你知道煙囪裡有人是多離譜的事嗎？

461
00:35:54,959 --> 00:35:55,876
‎又不是聖誕…

462
00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:58,876
‎老天爺

463
00:35:58,959 --> 00:36:00,001
‎不好笑

464
00:36:00,501 --> 00:36:03,751
‎走開，不然我們叫警察了

465
00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:10,834
‎我所看的資料都說失憶跟創傷有關

466
00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:13,459
‎是一種自我防衛機制

467
00:36:14,209 --> 00:36:17,959
‎我們需要視覺刺激才能讓你想起來

468
00:36:19,626 --> 00:36:20,584
‎天啊

469
00:36:22,376 --> 00:36:23,251
‎不是？

470
00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:25,918
‎好恐怖

471
00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:33,668
‎這是我爸其中一個失敗的產品

472
00:36:33,751 --> 00:36:34,918
‎壯陽藥

473
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:37,834
‎結果吃了不會硬，只會讓人拉肚子

474
00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:47,459
‎想起來了嗎？

475
00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:54,293
‎好

476
00:36:54,376 --> 00:36:55,584
‎沒關係

477
00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:07,626
‎出去

478
00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,876
‎-到處都有鬼
‎-你看看他

479
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:17,876
‎他可開心了

480
00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:30,168
‎“為什麼？”什麼為什麼？

481
00:37:42,834 --> 00:37:44,376
‎為什麼幫你？

482
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:48,126
‎因為你被困住了

483
00:37:50,376 --> 00:37:52,418
‎沒人喜歡被困住吧？

484
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:03,418
‎鄰居好！

485
00:38:05,043 --> 00:38:06,043
‎妳…

486
00:38:06,626 --> 00:38:07,543
‎這樣好大聲

487
00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:10,043
‎我一直都不懂圖書館為什麼要肅靜

488
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:12,376
‎怎樣？聲音會讓你變笨嗎？

489
00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:15,126
‎反正，你好，鬼怎麼樣了？

490
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,834
‎你們家害社區道路癱瘓了

491
00:38:17,918 --> 00:38:20,293
‎我爸還把拖吊專線設成快速撥號

492
00:38:20,793 --> 00:38:22,126
‎其實挺慘的

493
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:24,626
‎抱歉

494
00:38:27,418 --> 00:38:28,584
‎你在查什麼？

495
00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:31,459
‎不動產紀錄？

496
00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:36,293
‎對，我想查出厄尼斯死前是不是真的

497
00:38:36,376 --> 00:38:37,209
‎住過我家

498
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:40,668
‎-他不記得怎麼到那裡的？
‎-什麼都不記得

499
00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:43,001
‎不解之謎

500
00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:44,418
‎對，我只是…

501
00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,126
‎好吧

502
00:38:48,376 --> 00:38:49,793
‎妳是駭客嗎？

503
00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,668
‎搞定，謎底揭曉

504
00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:56,251
‎厄尼斯謝勒

505
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,918
‎1965年4月5日買下那棟房子

506
00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:01,459
‎1971年12月15日出售

507
00:39:01,543 --> 00:39:03,209
‎-他怎麼死的？
‎-等我一下

508
00:39:06,501 --> 00:39:08,376
‎怪事，沒有死亡證明

509
00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:10,626
‎-我很確定他死了
‎-廢話

510
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,334
‎抱歉，看來是死胡同，雙關語喔！

511
00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,918
‎我走了，樂團練習，祝你查出名堂

512
00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:21,793
‎謝謝

513
00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:34,251
‎蒂娜，這裡

514
00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:38,959
‎（西灣靈媒
‎茱蒂羅瑪諾：幽靈電視網）

515
00:39:46,668 --> 00:39:49,543
‎我不想讓你難過，可是我要設下限制

516
00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:52,084
‎我以後不去養老院講鬼故事了

517
00:39:52,168 --> 00:39:53,959
‎那邊的東西有夠難吃

518
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,251
‎卡達夏家族的克莉絲珍娜呢？
‎她最近不是有一個親戚死掉？

519
00:39:58,959 --> 00:40:00,501
‎她的狗？我不…

520
00:40:00,584 --> 00:40:02,334
‎嗨，你好

521
00:40:02,418 --> 00:40:04,126
‎我只是…我得掛了

522
00:40:04,209 --> 00:40:06,626
‎好…我得掛了，嗨

523
00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:09,334
‎-嗨，你好啊
‎-嗨

524
00:40:09,418 --> 00:40:10,876
‎天啊

525
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:12,793
‎你一定是法蘭克吧？

526
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:15,626
‎-對
‎-幽靈電視網的人對於你和鬧鬼的事

527
00:40:15,709 --> 00:40:17,418
‎都很興奮

528
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:20,459
‎有妳光臨寒舍，我們也很興奮

529
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,168
‎我們是貴節目的忠實觀眾，經常收看

530
00:40:24,251 --> 00:40:26,209
‎你太寶貴了，我說真的

531
00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,251
‎你好帥啊！

532
00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,876
‎沒人說你長得這麼帥

533
00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:34,334
‎真的

534
00:40:34,418 --> 00:40:36,293
‎我只想知道你老婆呢？

535
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:38,168
‎她在某個地方準備

536
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:39,168
‎很好

537
00:40:39,918 --> 00:40:40,959
‎把她關起來

538
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:44,501
‎沒錯，把她打入大牢，因為

539
00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:46,209
‎你是我的了

540
00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:53,668
‎你可以去確定一下

541
00:40:54,168 --> 00:40:56,209
‎“他”準備好見我了嗎？

542
00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:58,501
‎-厄尼斯
‎-沒錯！

543
00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,834
‎他可以上場了，我們準備好了

544
00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:02,376
‎-我們可以了
‎-很好

545
00:41:03,459 --> 00:41:05,209
‎因為我準備好見他了

546
00:41:10,793 --> 00:41:11,793
‎看到沒？

547
00:41:14,918 --> 00:41:16,834
‎你得營造那種氣氛

548
00:41:16,918 --> 00:41:18,751
‎震撼登場，齜牙咧嘴

549
00:41:21,418 --> 00:41:23,543
‎-他去哪裡？叫他回來
‎-誰？

550
00:41:23,626 --> 00:41:25,584
‎別鬧了，我知道他在這裡

551
00:41:25,668 --> 00:41:26,876
‎他又不是寵物

552
00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,334
‎我沒說他…

553
00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:30,834
‎茱蒂羅瑪諾現在到我們家客廳了

554
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:34,168
‎-我不知道她是誰
‎-西灣靈媒在樓下

555
00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:35,251
‎就是她！

556
00:41:36,959 --> 00:41:38,418
‎你怎麼不自己請他？

557
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:41,334
‎因為他喜歡你，他聽你的

558
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:44,001
‎抱歉打攪一下，你們可以下來了

559
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:46,043
‎抱歉，感謝各位耐心等候

560
00:41:46,126 --> 00:41:47,043
‎我們馬上下去

561
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:52,584
‎這件事很重要，好嗎？

562
00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,626
‎這個節目的觀眾很多

563
00:41:55,709 --> 00:41:56,959
‎如果這次成功了

564
00:41:57,043 --> 00:41:59,959
‎我們可以談出書、週邊商品…

565
00:42:00,043 --> 00:42:03,251
‎我們會是黑人版卡達夏家族
‎你不想變成金卡達夏嗎？

566
00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:10,251
‎好吧

567
00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:11,626
‎反正

568
00:42:13,543 --> 00:42:15,084
‎-好啦
‎-你會勸他？

569
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,209
‎我試試看

570
00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:18,918
‎叫你大哥

571
00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:24,793
‎厄尼斯

572
00:42:27,251 --> 00:42:28,418
‎想瘋一下嗎？

573
00:42:33,209 --> 00:42:34,084
‎開拍了嗎？

574
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:40,126
‎好了

575
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:42,959
‎法蘭克

576
00:42:43,043 --> 00:42:49,043
‎你和厄尼斯的互動情形成為世人焦點

577
00:42:49,126 --> 00:42:50,876
‎-對
‎-但是

578
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:53,501
‎外界也有很多質疑聲浪

579
00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:56,126
‎就連我自己，也覺得

580
00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,376
‎很難相信這些影片，你懂嗎？

581
00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:03,959
‎可是我來到這間客廳

582
00:43:04,043 --> 00:43:05,834
‎感受現場氣氛後

583
00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:09,918
‎我是說…那種陰氣很具體吧？

584
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:12,084
‎對，厄尼斯是真的

585
00:43:12,168 --> 00:43:14,418
‎我們這裡沒有搞魔術

586
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:17,584
‎所以…他來了嗎？

587
00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:21,668
‎他要來了吧？

588
00:43:21,751 --> 00:43:24,751
‎他只是會怕羞，因為現場很多人

589
00:43:31,543 --> 00:43:32,543
‎法蘭克

590
00:43:38,251 --> 00:43:39,334
‎厄尼斯

591
00:43:40,793 --> 00:43:41,834
‎你來了嗎？

592
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:48,334
‎厄尼斯，大家都在等喔

593
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,334
‎好

594
00:43:51,418 --> 00:43:53,334
‎法蘭克，麻煩你去

595
00:43:53,418 --> 00:43:56,584
‎把3D投影機修好，因為我要閃了

596
00:43:56,668 --> 00:44:00,209
‎沒有，我不是用3D投影，他…

597
00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:02,793
‎厄尼斯！

598
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,418
‎-我們撤收吧
‎-不行，等一下

599
00:44:04,501 --> 00:44:06,418
‎-不錄了
‎-別這樣，請你們停下來

600
00:44:06,501 --> 00:44:08,084
‎拜託等一下啦

601
00:44:45,793 --> 00:44:46,793
‎哇

602
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:48,793
‎大製作耶，法蘭克

603
00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:50,584
‎什麼？

604
00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:31,584
‎-想點辦法！
‎-我要想什麼辦法？

605
00:45:31,668 --> 00:45:33,834
‎-叫他別鬧了
‎-天啊！

606
00:45:34,876 --> 00:45:36,709
‎我得離開第四台的基本頻道

607
00:45:37,209 --> 00:45:38,834
‎這樣實在太不專業了

608
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:55,876
‎搞什…

609
00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:09,376
‎喔，又是你啊

610
00:46:14,251 --> 00:46:18,584
‎我後來又想了一下
‎覺得初音未來比你還逼真

611
00:46:18,668 --> 00:46:20,709
‎對，我得在後製時幫你修圖

612
00:46:58,543 --> 00:46:59,751
‎完蛋了

613
00:47:00,626 --> 00:47:02,251
‎他們想見鬼，鬼不就來了？

614
00:47:02,334 --> 00:47:04,668
‎他們想見鬼，我們端出《厲陰宅》

615
00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,918
‎你覺得好笑？你把什麼都當成笑話

616
00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:10,709
‎佛頓，我現在沒心情

617
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:12,293
‎新影片的點閱率破表

618
00:47:12,376 --> 00:47:14,918
‎-你沒問過我就上傳？
‎-對啊，然後呢？

619
00:47:15,001 --> 00:47:16,334
‎我會被告到死

620
00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:20,959
‎6分鐘就有300萬人點閱

621
00:47:21,626 --> 00:47:23,126
‎一定破紀錄了吧？

622
00:47:23,834 --> 00:47:25,334
‎幹得漂亮！

623
00:47:25,418 --> 00:47:27,501
‎Pewdiepie，你落伍了

624
00:47:43,834 --> 00:47:46,334
‎孟羅博士，妳在家嗎？

625
00:47:46,418 --> 00:47:47,751
‎你也該來了

626
00:48:09,459 --> 00:48:11,709
‎-你不會相信我查到什麼的
‎-什麼？

627
00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:12,751
‎-換地方講
‎-什麼？

628
00:48:15,251 --> 00:48:16,251
‎抱歉，等一下

629
00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:17,376
‎妳不能進來

630
00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,709
‎誰說的？你這個沒性別意識的白痴

631
00:48:19,793 --> 00:48:21,168
‎給老娘滾！

632
00:48:24,084 --> 00:48:27,043
‎嬌伊，搞什麼？妳瘋了嗎？

633
00:48:27,126 --> 00:48:29,084
‎沒有，不過你要準備瘋了

634
00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:38,584
‎-不是他
‎-沒錯

635
00:48:38,668 --> 00:48:40,918
‎所以才找不到死亡證明

636
00:48:41,709 --> 00:48:43,459
‎厄尼斯謝勒沒死

637
00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:46,209
‎但是他以前住你家

638
00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,584
‎我比對一堆資料後才確定的

639
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:49,709
‎那厄尼斯是誰？

640
00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:53,459
‎我拿我的蛋蛋打賭，這傢伙一定知道

641
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:56,501
‎-妳賭什麼？
‎-那個厄尼斯住俄克拉荷馬州

642
00:48:56,584 --> 00:48:58,334
‎我還在查他的地址

643
00:48:58,418 --> 00:49:01,793
‎可是他以前開的小酒館還在

644
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,459
‎靠，離這裡不遠

645
00:49:04,543 --> 00:49:06,751
‎對，我知道，要不要帶他去那裡？

646
00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:07,709
‎誰？

647
00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:10,293
‎-我們的厄尼斯？
‎-對

648
00:49:10,376 --> 00:49:14,084
‎也許他們彼此認識
‎常在那裡混，一去就會想起來

649
00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,126
‎嬌伊，他不能離開房子

650
00:49:16,751 --> 00:49:18,709
‎他…他被困在那裡了

651
00:49:19,668 --> 00:49:20,501
‎你確定？

652
00:49:24,334 --> 00:49:27,751
‎厄尼斯！我愛你，厄尼斯！

653
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,959
‎（我只是來看鬼）

654
00:49:34,876 --> 00:49:37,709
‎非獨家？開什麼玩笑？

655
00:49:37,793 --> 00:49:40,501
‎我在自己頻道上播放原創內容

656
00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:43,584
‎收入就是你開價的三倍
‎考慮一下你剛才講的話

657
00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:45,709
‎想好價碼再打，懂嗎？再見

658
00:49:48,668 --> 00:49:50,001
‎法蘭克，你可以開門嗎？

659
00:49:50,084 --> 00:49:52,834
‎不對，我是認真的
‎厄尼斯卡通一定很棒

660
00:49:52,918 --> 00:49:54,793
‎但是風格必須是成人動畫

661
00:49:54,876 --> 00:49:56,501
‎你有看過裸體的鬼嗎？

662
00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:58,626
‎我沒有，會長什麼樣呢？

663
00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:01,834
‎-法蘭克，你可以開門嗎？
‎-裸體的鬼會有哪些部位？

664
00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:06,126
‎好，我來了

665
00:50:10,501 --> 00:50:12,834
‎對不起，我們不接受採訪

666
00:50:16,668 --> 00:50:18,918
‎可以麻煩幾分鐘嗎？拜託

667
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:23,043
‎嬌伊做過很多研究

668
00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:26,418
‎發現住過這裡的人
‎以前在附近開酒吧

669
00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:29,168
‎所以我們想，如果帶你去那間酒吧

670
00:50:29,251 --> 00:50:30,668
‎也許你能想起什麼

671
00:50:32,418 --> 00:50:33,584
‎嬌伊

672
00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:35,168
‎拜託

673
00:50:36,709 --> 00:50:38,168
‎你說得對，抱歉

674
00:50:39,751 --> 00:50:42,543
‎好，我們認為如果能帶…

675
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:46,459
‎超冰的！

676
00:50:47,876 --> 00:50:49,251
‎天啊，對不起，我…

677
00:50:49,334 --> 00:50:50,876
‎我超愛的，我是你的粉絲

678
00:50:50,959 --> 00:50:54,834
‎我知道我很煩
‎只是這次是真的，所以…

679
00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:58,001
‎抱歉

680
00:50:58,084 --> 00:50:59,084
‎抱歉

681
00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:00,959
‎反正

682
00:51:02,334 --> 00:51:03,543
‎我們必須讓你出門

683
00:51:04,959 --> 00:51:06,918
‎你確定你不能離開嗎？

684
00:51:13,626 --> 00:51:14,459
‎你試過嗎？

685
00:51:16,459 --> 00:51:17,668
‎真正努力試過嗎？

686
00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:21,543
‎好

687
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:24,751
‎厄尼斯，你聽好

688
00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:27,209
‎我懂

689
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:31,001
‎你在這裡待了很久

690
00:51:31,084 --> 00:51:33,959
‎外面的世界很可怕

691
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,543
‎我說真的，我有時也嚇死了，但是…

692
00:51:40,084 --> 00:51:42,168
‎這間房子沒辦法給你答案了

693
00:51:42,876 --> 00:51:45,168
‎如果我們要查出你是誰…

694
00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:48,376
‎你到底怎麼了…

695
00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:51,959
‎就得出去

696
00:51:54,293 --> 00:51:58,459
‎真的很對不起，我冒昧打擾

697
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:02,001
‎-我本來也想打電話的，但…
‎-抱歉，妳這次來有何貴幹？

698
00:52:04,043 --> 00:52:07,543
‎中情局在1990年代末期聘請我

699
00:52:07,626 --> 00:52:11,793
‎負責一項叫“魔剪”的計畫

700
00:52:13,001 --> 00:52:13,834
‎魔剪？

701
00:52:14,918 --> 00:52:18,751
‎你們會在嗑藥茫掉後
‎看《哈利波特》的電影，然後…

702
00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:19,668
‎寶貝

703
00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:21,584
‎魔剪是標準的秘密計畫

704
00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:24,418
‎政府大部分單位都不知道

705
00:52:24,501 --> 00:52:26,876
‎我們專門研究靈異心理學

706
00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:31,334
‎但是上級要我們找到鬼然後抓起來

707
00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:37,751
‎我保證沒什麼好怕的

708
00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:39,251
‎好嗎？

709
00:52:57,918 --> 00:53:00,418
‎喂…

710
00:53:00,501 --> 00:53:02,334
‎你聽我說

711
00:53:04,376 --> 00:53:06,543
‎你不是單打獨鬥了，厄尼斯

712
00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:10,168
‎我會常相左右，跟得緊緊的

713
00:53:12,251 --> 00:53:13,418
‎你可以的

714
00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:07,001
‎消息傳出去後

715
00:54:07,084 --> 00:54:12,168
‎大家知道政府
‎拿幾百萬稅金研究靈異科學

716
00:54:12,668 --> 00:54:14,793
‎所以我們的單位突然關門

717
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:18,709
‎中情局拿我當替死鬼

718
00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:21,709
‎代罪羔羊

719
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:23,584
‎我灰心喪志

720
00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:29,751
‎結果厄尼斯出現了

721
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:34,334
‎好，謝謝妳賞光
‎不過妳也看得出來我們很忙

722
00:54:35,126 --> 00:54:36,084
‎我想看他

723
00:54:36,168 --> 00:54:37,501
‎想得美

724
00:54:38,251 --> 00:54:41,668
‎你應該不了解目前的處境

725
00:54:41,751 --> 00:54:44,043
‎這些幽靈很危險

726
00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:45,501
‎我要請妳離開

727
00:54:45,584 --> 00:54:48,959
‎他們可能看起來很和善
‎但是每次都表裡不一

728
00:54:49,043 --> 00:54:51,793
‎-我不會請妳…
‎-你兒子凱文

729
00:54:51,876 --> 00:54:54,459
‎他跟鬼很親，我看過影片，他有危險

730
00:54:54,543 --> 00:54:56,084
‎好了，夠了，給我出去

731
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,501
‎這是國安問題，我有權利過來

732
00:54:59,584 --> 00:55:01,251
‎那就先拿搜索令再來

733
00:55:01,334 --> 00:55:04,959
‎如果還沒拿到，就給我滾出我家

734
00:55:11,084 --> 00:55:12,001
‎我會回來的

735
00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:13,709
‎我保證

736
00:55:28,709 --> 00:55:29,584
‎是他！

737
00:55:29,668 --> 00:55:30,751
‎靠

738
00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:33,001
‎天啊！是他，是厄尼斯！

739
00:55:47,459 --> 00:55:48,709
‎厄尼斯！

740
00:55:56,626 --> 00:55:58,668
‎（為厄尼斯而活）

741
00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:20,418
‎（行動新聞）

742
00:56:21,001 --> 00:56:21,834
‎靠

743
00:56:26,126 --> 00:56:26,959
‎賤招

744
00:56:27,043 --> 00:56:27,959
‎來吧

745
00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:29,626
‎進去！

746
00:56:32,043 --> 00:56:35,834
‎（專家／稅務公司）

747
00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:02,584
‎（絕不後悔）

748
00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:03,501
‎喂！

749
00:57:07,626 --> 00:57:09,001
‎-喂！
‎-抱歉

750
00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:10,501
‎喂！

751
00:57:19,793 --> 00:57:23,126
‎好，隨便啦，拜託你趕快隱形吧

752
00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:27,209
‎什麼？他怎麼不早點隱形？

753
00:57:27,293 --> 00:57:28,918
‎不知道，來吧，該走了

754
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:31,126
‎太扯了

755
00:57:31,209 --> 00:57:32,043
‎這個嘛

756
00:57:32,876 --> 00:57:36,043
‎我很不想提醒妳
‎《憲法》禁止任意搜索和扣押

757
00:57:36,126 --> 00:57:37,668
‎他們窩藏恐怖份子

758
00:57:37,751 --> 00:57:42,084
‎鬼不符合恐怖份子的法律定義

759
00:57:44,668 --> 00:57:46,251
‎他們會犯錯的

760
00:57:48,168 --> 00:57:50,418
‎不小心的人都會這樣

761
00:57:53,584 --> 00:57:55,209
‎等他們犯錯…

762
00:57:57,668 --> 00:57:58,834
‎我們早就做好準備

763
00:58:11,334 --> 00:58:13,293
‎小鬼，家庭式餐廳要往前走

764
00:58:14,001 --> 00:58:16,709
‎妳認識這個人嗎？他以前在這裡工作

765
00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:18,876
‎這個地方換過十幾個老闆

766
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,168
‎我們可以四處逛逛嗎？

767
00:58:21,251 --> 00:58:24,584
‎美眉，我的賣酒執照可能吊銷，走吧

768
00:58:26,543 --> 00:58:28,418
‎這樣太蠢了，我們走吧

769
00:58:32,293 --> 00:58:34,251
‎喂，等一下

770
00:58:35,751 --> 00:58:37,043
‎我再看一次照片

771
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:45,876
‎這裡

772
00:58:52,084 --> 00:58:52,918
‎天啊

773
00:58:57,168 --> 00:58:59,376
‎看吧，的確有關聯

774
00:58:59,459 --> 00:59:00,293
‎我就知道

775
00:59:01,168 --> 00:59:03,209
‎等一下，你是那個小孩吧？

776
00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:05,668
‎對不起，我不知道妳在說什麼

777
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:08,084
‎你家有鬼，就是你，我靠！

778
00:59:08,168 --> 00:59:10,376
‎好，謝謝妳幫忙，我們要走了

779
00:59:12,293 --> 00:59:13,459
‎妳太天才了

780
00:59:13,959 --> 00:59:16,501
‎謝勒這傢伙一定知道厄尼斯的身分

781
00:59:16,584 --> 00:59:18,668
‎沒想到你懷疑過我

782
00:59:18,751 --> 00:59:19,876
‎我沒有懷疑妳

783
00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:22,084
‎-現在得查出他在哪裡了
‎-媽

784
00:59:22,584 --> 00:59:24,168
‎那裡有鬼

785
00:59:24,709 --> 00:59:26,126
‎很好啊，兒子

786
00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:29,418
‎厄尼斯

787
00:59:31,126 --> 00:59:32,126
‎厄尼斯，怎麼了？

788
00:59:35,668 --> 00:59:36,626
‎厄尼斯

789
00:59:42,459 --> 00:59:43,584
‎厄尼斯

790
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,584
‎厄尼斯！

791
00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:01,418
‎爸爸

792
01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:06,251
‎小瓊瓊

793
01:00:14,834 --> 01:00:16,126
‎靠

794
01:00:20,168 --> 01:00:22,334
‎厄尼斯，快點，我們非走不可！

795
01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:23,751
‎厄尼斯！

796
01:00:25,918 --> 01:00:26,959
‎厄尼斯！

797
01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:29,459
‎厄尼斯

798
01:00:34,584 --> 01:00:36,334
‎厄尼斯，快點，我們非走不可！

799
01:00:40,209 --> 01:00:42,959
‎搜索令應該能到手了

800
01:00:44,876 --> 01:00:46,584
‎“厄尼斯不是什麼好鬼”

801
01:00:46,668 --> 01:00:49,001
‎“靈異瘋狂行為”

802
01:00:49,084 --> 01:00:50,459
‎他們現在覺得他很壞

803
01:00:50,543 --> 01:00:53,876
‎他在外面時有看到什麼
‎好像勾起什麼回憶

804
01:00:53,959 --> 01:00:56,459
‎他看起來好像要綁架小女孩！

805
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,459
‎你怎麼不說他能出門？

806
01:00:58,543 --> 01:01:00,043
‎你應該給我這個獨家的

807
01:01:00,126 --> 01:01:01,543
‎你沒聽我講話

808
01:01:01,626 --> 01:01:02,709
‎他喊了一個名字

809
01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:05,376
‎“小瓊”什麼的

810
01:01:05,459 --> 01:01:07,584
‎-那又怎樣？
‎-他也許因為這樣才走不了

811
01:01:08,584 --> 01:01:10,876
‎他一定出事了，出了很不好的事

812
01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:15,126
‎如果能幫他想起更多事
‎也許他就能超生了

813
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:16,209
‎超生？

814
01:01:16,709 --> 01:01:20,876
‎我不要他超生，凱文
‎我要他跟我們在一起

815
01:01:22,168 --> 01:01:23,918
‎你真的完全不在乎他？

816
01:01:24,001 --> 01:01:25,709
‎我在乎這個家！

817
01:01:25,793 --> 01:01:26,959
‎這攸關我們的未來

818
01:01:27,043 --> 01:01:30,084
‎這件事關係到佛頓和你的大學學費

819
01:01:30,168 --> 01:01:31,418
‎別把我們扯進去

820
01:01:32,668 --> 01:01:33,751
‎你只在乎自己

821
01:01:34,584 --> 01:01:35,834
‎一直都是如此

822
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:38,376
‎我還沒跟你講完

823
01:01:45,376 --> 01:01:47,001
‎你完全沒聽他講話

824
01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:05,293
‎（魔剪）

825
01:02:15,459 --> 01:02:16,876
‎各位小姐好

826
01:02:20,251 --> 01:02:23,418
‎老兄，我的IG粉絲
‎剛剛破20萬，太狂了

827
01:02:23,501 --> 01:02:24,418
‎真的？

828
01:02:24,501 --> 01:02:26,168
‎現在同學都超嫉妒的

829
01:02:26,668 --> 01:02:30,168
‎我沒有故意要長這麼帥
‎也沒故意要出名成這樣

830
01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:33,084
‎拜託，說真的，有健身補品公司找我

831
01:02:33,168 --> 01:02:35,334
‎我發一篇貼文就能賺1000美元

832
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:38,376
‎-帥哥，太扯了
‎-對啊

833
01:02:50,084 --> 01:02:52,376
‎妳也知道我走到哪裡都有人認出來

834
01:03:03,209 --> 01:03:06,209
‎佛頓…

835
01:03:06,293 --> 01:03:07,876
‎-這是幹嘛？
‎-不准動！

836
01:03:07,959 --> 01:03:08,959
‎滾出我家！

837
01:03:09,043 --> 01:03:12,209
‎我的孩子呢？凱文！佛頓！

838
01:03:31,793 --> 01:03:32,876
‎厄尼斯！

839
01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:50,668
‎手機追蹤結果呢？

840
01:03:50,751 --> 01:03:53,293
‎沒有，兩個小鬼都沒拿手機

841
01:03:53,376 --> 01:03:56,168
‎我們有男生的筆電，正在掃描硬碟

842
01:03:56,251 --> 01:03:58,168
‎先拘留他們，可能有用

843
01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:01,543
‎我不管你們是誰，你要知道這是我家

844
01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:03,834
‎-我有權力，聽到沒有？
‎-現在沒了

845
01:04:03,918 --> 01:04:05,084
‎過眼雲煙

846
01:04:05,959 --> 01:04:06,918
‎你算哪根蔥？

847
01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:08,418
‎我是負責人

848
01:04:08,501 --> 01:04:12,251
‎你如果夠聰明，就會乖乖聽話

849
01:04:14,334 --> 01:04:16,376
‎根據我查到的紀錄

850
01:04:16,459 --> 01:04:18,959
‎謝勒住在這裡，就在土爾沙外郊

851
01:04:19,584 --> 01:04:22,543
‎離這裡大概650公里左右

852
01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:24,543
‎靠，好遠

853
01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:27,626
‎我們輪流開車，到得了的

854
01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:29,918
‎好

855
01:04:30,418 --> 01:04:31,834
‎謝謝妳這麼樂觀

856
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:38,584
‎你看起來…不一樣了

857
01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:40,709
‎-真的？
‎-對啊

858
01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:43,293
‎你蠻適合當逃犯的

859
01:04:44,668 --> 01:04:45,668
‎謝謝

860
01:04:53,168 --> 01:04:55,168
‎我們也許該走了

861
01:04:56,959 --> 01:04:57,876
‎怎麼了？

862
01:05:07,126 --> 01:05:08,126
‎好美

863
01:05:35,043 --> 01:05:37,168
‎昨天晚上11點15分

864
01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:42,668
‎一個叫厄尼斯的幽靈到我家

865
01:05:43,501 --> 01:05:48,668
‎綁架我兒子凱文裴斯萊
‎和他的朋友吉野嬌伊

866
01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:53,043
‎懇請知道消息的人通知當地警方

867
01:05:54,501 --> 01:05:55,334
‎王八蛋

868
01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:56,334
‎你說什麼？

869
01:05:57,209 --> 01:06:00,418
‎-你…能量飲料？
‎-我們只知道他們在自己的房間

870
01:06:00,501 --> 01:06:01,418
‎後面最後走道

871
01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:03,251
‎-謝謝
‎-我們11點15分查房時

872
01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:05,001
‎發現他們不見了

873
01:06:09,543 --> 01:06:10,584
‎你看

874
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,501
‎戴戴看嘛，一定好看

875
01:06:20,168 --> 01:06:22,918
‎沒錯，壓下來一點，看起來更酷

876
01:06:30,709 --> 01:06:33,126
‎你這樣好像《駭客任務》裡的壞人

877
01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:35,668
‎你看你多帥

878
01:06:42,251 --> 01:06:43,084
‎靠

879
01:06:46,334 --> 01:06:48,584
‎什麼？你在哪裡？

880
01:06:55,126 --> 01:06:56,584
‎靠，慘了

881
01:07:07,168 --> 01:07:08,209
‎你好，小“鬼”

882
01:07:09,334 --> 01:07:10,251
‎小姐

883
01:07:11,501 --> 01:07:13,626
‎-麻煩妳下車
‎-我？

884
01:07:13,709 --> 01:07:16,209
‎小子，躺下來，雙手放在後腦杓

885
01:07:17,584 --> 01:07:18,793
‎警察先生，有問題嗎？

886
01:07:18,876 --> 01:07:20,751
‎不要逼我講第二遍

887
01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:34,918
‎我真的很抱歉

888
01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:37,793
‎妳身上有…不准動！

889
01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:47,709
‎不要動

890
01:07:47,793 --> 01:07:48,959
‎手舉起來

891
01:07:54,793 --> 01:07:56,293
‎快開…

892
01:07:58,209 --> 01:08:01,001
‎天啊，我踢他蛋蛋

893
01:08:01,084 --> 01:08:02,584
‎-厄尼斯呢？
‎-我不知道！

894
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:08,418
‎靠

895
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:10,168
‎停車！

896
01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:11,418
‎快走…

897
01:08:13,834 --> 01:08:15,168
‎你在搞什麼鬼？

898
01:08:15,251 --> 01:08:17,251
‎-他對我比中指
‎-‎快走啦，笨蛋

899
01:08:28,334 --> 01:08:29,293
‎靠

900
01:08:31,168 --> 01:08:32,626
‎好像甩掉他們了

901
01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:35,126
‎-搞什…
‎-靠！

902
01:08:35,209 --> 01:08:36,043
‎靠！

903
01:08:41,001 --> 01:08:42,293
‎凱文，他在正後方

904
01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:45,043
‎看到他沒有？

905
01:08:45,126 --> 01:08:46,376
‎靠，真的開始了

906
01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:47,293
‎那裡！轉那裡！

907
01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:54,543
‎看到了，你從另一邊包抄，好耶！

908
01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:02,084
‎靠…

909
01:09:07,334 --> 01:09:08,376
‎到處都有警察

910
01:09:08,459 --> 01:09:11,168
‎-靠邊停車能讓他們放過我們嗎？
‎-妳瘋啦？

911
01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,876
‎踢我蛋蛋，還撞我的車！

912
01:09:23,084 --> 01:09:24,459
‎靠！

913
01:09:25,418 --> 01:09:26,918
‎放手！

914
01:09:41,168 --> 01:09:42,668
‎-凱文！
‎-我看到了！

915
01:09:42,751 --> 01:09:44,543
‎想比膽量嗎？來啊！

916
01:09:52,084 --> 01:09:52,959
‎歡迎你回來

917
01:09:53,918 --> 01:09:54,793
‎王八…

918
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,043
‎另一個來了

919
01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:13,084
‎靠！

920
01:10:30,959 --> 01:10:32,793
‎我靠，厄尼斯，你在幹嘛？

921
01:10:49,168 --> 01:10:50,376
‎-停車
‎-我過得去的

922
01:10:50,459 --> 01:10:51,834
‎不行啦！凱文，停車！

923
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,418
‎靠

924
01:11:07,084 --> 01:11:08,168
‎靠！

925
01:11:18,459 --> 01:11:20,126
‎以後別這樣了

926
01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:22,168
‎好

927
01:11:22,668 --> 01:11:24,209
‎給我回來！

928
01:11:26,918 --> 01:11:28,168
‎靠

929
01:11:35,293 --> 01:11:36,418
‎他去哪裡？

930
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,959
‎我們說過了，我們不知道

931
01:11:40,043 --> 01:11:42,251
‎我們有權請律師吧？

932
01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:44,001
‎你們不能把我們當狗關起來

933
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,084
‎你們什麼時候還我手機？

934
01:11:47,334 --> 01:11:49,251
‎告訴你們，我要上廁所

935
01:11:53,668 --> 01:11:55,668
‎尿尿也要你們准嗎？

936
01:11:57,376 --> 01:11:58,418
‎讓她去

937
01:12:10,001 --> 01:12:12,834
‎天啊，真的很對不起，你還好吧？

938
01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:21,334
‎喂

939
01:12:21,418 --> 01:12:22,376
‎媽

940
01:12:22,459 --> 01:12:24,584
‎天啊，凱文，你還好吧？

941
01:12:24,668 --> 01:12:26,251
‎我很好

942
01:12:26,334 --> 01:12:27,251
‎你在哪裡？

943
01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:31,626
‎抱歉，我不能說，但我保證我很安全

944
01:12:31,709 --> 01:12:34,043
‎我們可能找到能幫厄尼斯的人了

945
01:12:34,126 --> 01:12:37,168
‎好，聽我說，繼續跑路

946
01:12:37,251 --> 01:12:39,834
‎你覺得該怎麼做，就怎麼做

947
01:12:39,918 --> 01:12:41,834
‎我好愛你，好嗎？

948
01:12:41,918 --> 01:12:42,918
‎我也愛妳

949
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:47,293
‎可惡的電話行銷，他們最可惡了

950
01:12:48,376 --> 01:12:52,293
‎協助和教唆已知逃犯是聯邦重罪

951
01:12:52,376 --> 01:12:53,668
‎他在哪裡？

952
01:12:54,959 --> 01:12:59,168
‎小姐，我寧願吞下一整袋的刮鬍刀片

953
01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:03,668
‎再喝下新鮮檸檬汁
‎也不會告訴妳一個屁

954
01:13:04,959 --> 01:13:07,001
‎長官，某人有要事相談

955
01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:31,209
‎搭載鬼魂厄尼斯的車在鎮上狂飆

956
01:13:31,293 --> 01:13:33,168
‎試圖逃避警方追緝

957
01:13:33,251 --> 01:13:35,543
‎導致沿途多處遭到破壞

958
01:13:59,418 --> 01:14:00,418
‎妳在幹嘛？

959
01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:03,084
‎找屍體，這個房間好臭

960
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:12,626
‎生鏽了

961
01:14:26,876 --> 01:14:28,001
‎天啊

962
01:14:29,001 --> 01:14:30,626
‎等一下，一定搞錯了

963
01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,043
‎也許我該在床上拉屎

964
01:14:36,126 --> 01:14:37,709
‎我們可以一起睡這張床

965
01:14:38,543 --> 01:14:39,376
‎一起睡？

966
01:14:39,459 --> 01:14:41,793
‎但是別穿著褲子騎我

967
01:14:43,418 --> 01:14:45,043
‎我絕對不會…我…

968
01:14:45,126 --> 01:14:45,959
‎我開玩笑的

969
01:14:46,793 --> 01:14:48,168
‎來吧，拿遙控器

970
01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:11,709
‎全球民眾持續抗議
‎要求以人道方式對待厄尼斯

971
01:15:11,793 --> 01:15:13,126
‎我要解這一題

972
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,043
‎來吧

973
01:15:14,126 --> 01:15:15,459
‎厄尼斯幽靈

974
01:15:17,876 --> 01:15:18,793
‎哇

975
01:15:19,459 --> 01:15:21,293
‎現在真的紅了

976
01:15:23,418 --> 01:15:25,334
‎哇，你們看

977
01:15:25,418 --> 01:15:26,584
‎其實…

978
01:15:26,668 --> 01:15:28,459
‎妳現在抽身還不遲

979
01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:29,376
‎什麼？

980
01:15:30,418 --> 01:15:32,418
‎大家都以為妳是被綁架的

981
01:15:33,126 --> 01:15:35,751
‎妳可以假裝逃走

982
01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:37,834
‎等一下

983
01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:41,418
‎你要我拋下你？

984
01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:44,459
‎-為什麼？
‎-大概這樣妳才不必坐牢？

985
01:15:45,418 --> 01:15:46,834
‎這個理由很好啊

986
01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:49,834
‎你開什麼玩笑？我早就在坐牢了

987
01:15:50,876 --> 01:15:54,543
‎樂團、預修課程
‎數學家教、合唱團練習

988
01:15:55,293 --> 01:15:57,959
‎我爸把我的每分每秒都編排好了

989
01:15:58,043 --> 01:15:59,084
‎真的好累

990
01:16:00,376 --> 01:16:01,293
‎至少妳爸關心妳

991
01:16:02,126 --> 01:16:03,418
‎這是文化差異問題

992
01:16:04,043 --> 01:16:05,584
‎我們凡事都要拿第一

993
01:16:06,293 --> 01:16:08,918
‎證明我們是那個家的人，狗屁

994
01:16:09,793 --> 01:16:12,834
‎有時我覺得他根本就不了解我

995
01:16:14,168 --> 01:16:17,084
‎只看到他一手創造的虛偽女兒

996
01:16:17,168 --> 01:16:20,209
‎我不知道，我覺得很多父母都這樣

997
01:16:20,918 --> 01:16:25,751
‎想透過子女改正自己的錯
‎結果只是把孩子害得更慘

998
01:16:27,251 --> 01:16:31,876
‎可悲的是我小時候和我爸就像好朋友

999
01:16:33,793 --> 01:16:34,751
‎好懷念

1000
01:16:36,334 --> 01:16:37,168
‎怎麼了？

1001
01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:39,876
‎我不知道，就…

1002
01:16:41,126 --> 01:16:45,959
‎不是因為單一事件
‎而是很多事情長期累積下來…

1003
01:16:47,668 --> 01:16:48,751
‎我們經常搬家

1004
01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:53,584
‎他向我媽保證很多事，結果都沒成真

1005
01:16:55,334 --> 01:16:56,918
‎我看著媽媽吃很多苦

1006
01:16:57,751 --> 01:16:59,626
‎過了一陣子，我就疏離了

1007
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:04,376
‎有時我覺得自己已經不是他兒子

1008
01:17:16,126 --> 01:17:17,043
‎幹嘛？

1009
01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:19,751
‎妳…

1010
01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:22,584
‎妳真的很厲害

1011
01:17:25,376 --> 01:17:26,834
‎謝謝妳幫我們

1012
01:17:38,043 --> 01:17:39,543
‎我去廁所一下

1013
01:17:39,626 --> 01:17:40,793
‎-好
‎-等一下

1014
01:17:40,876 --> 01:17:41,709
‎好

1015
01:17:46,459 --> 01:17:47,334
‎厄尼斯

1016
01:17:50,543 --> 01:17:51,626
‎別鬧了啦

1017
01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:53,626
‎厄尼斯，夠了

1018
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:55,459
‎厄尼斯，你聽我說

1019
01:17:55,543 --> 01:17:57,959
‎你在幹嘛？別鬧了，厄尼斯…

1020
01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:02,501
‎什麼？這是幹嘛？

1021
01:18:03,126 --> 01:18:04,043
‎什麼？

1022
01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:05,918
‎厄尼斯

1023
01:18:07,709 --> 01:18:09,543
‎-沒事吧？
‎-沒事

1024
01:18:09,626 --> 01:18:11,043
‎對

1025
01:18:11,876 --> 01:18:13,584
‎我很好

1026
01:18:46,501 --> 01:18:48,168
‎走開啦

1027
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:24,251
‎我留在車上

1028
01:19:25,168 --> 01:19:26,126
‎幫忙把風

1029
01:19:27,959 --> 01:19:30,251
‎看到可疑情形就按喇叭

1030
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,376
‎別被人看到，好嗎？

1031
01:20:10,418 --> 01:20:11,293
‎你好

1032
01:20:12,543 --> 01:20:14,126
‎你是厄尼斯謝勒嗎？

1033
01:20:15,793 --> 01:20:18,001
‎-我…
‎-我知道你是誰，請進

1034
01:20:26,709 --> 01:20:28,668
‎那是我老婆，拉夢娜

1035
01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:32,876
‎去年中風

1036
01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:35,626
‎最近什麼都不能做

1037
01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:38,543
‎請坐

1038
01:20:44,834 --> 01:20:47,209
‎你要喝點什麼嗎？

1039
01:20:48,459 --> 01:20:53,709
‎果汁、汽水、鳳梨汁？
‎拉夢娜愛喝鳳梨汁

1040
01:20:54,418 --> 01:20:55,543
‎隨便你

1041
01:20:55,626 --> 01:20:57,709
‎我不用了

1042
01:20:58,584 --> 01:20:59,543
‎好

1043
01:21:03,084 --> 01:21:04,834
‎好笑的是…

1044
01:21:06,709 --> 01:21:11,084
‎我好久以前參加過保齡球聯賽

1045
01:21:12,293 --> 01:21:14,751
‎有一天，我找不到襯衫

1046
01:21:15,376 --> 01:21:17,084
‎我到處找

1047
01:21:18,001 --> 01:21:24,793
‎拉夢娜說我老是丟三落四
‎連身上穿的襯衫都不見了，可是…

1048
01:21:26,793 --> 01:21:28,793
‎我就知道不太對勁

1049
01:21:31,876 --> 01:21:33,876
‎我後來都沒看到那件襯衫

1050
01:21:33,959 --> 01:21:38,501
‎結果幾週前在電視上
‎看到那件衣服出現在你的影片裡

1051
01:21:40,126 --> 01:21:44,334
‎我這輩子看過不少離譜的事，但這…

1052
01:21:46,459 --> 01:21:49,209
‎我真的不敢相信是真的

1053
01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:58,001
‎他叫藍迪，全名是藍迪麥高文

1054
01:21:58,084 --> 01:22:02,001
‎身邊的女人是我大姨子：伊芙琳

1055
01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,459
‎心地善良的女人

1056
01:22:04,543 --> 01:22:07,626
‎生產時因為併發症而過世

1057
01:22:07,709 --> 01:22:08,543
‎他有小孩？

1058
01:22:09,709 --> 01:22:11,334
‎有個女兒，小瓊

1059
01:22:13,293 --> 01:22:14,126
‎小瓊瓊

1060
01:22:16,293 --> 01:22:17,834
‎那藍迪怎麼了？

1061
01:22:17,918 --> 01:22:21,293
‎拉夢娜和我本來就不要小孩

1062
01:22:21,376 --> 01:22:24,709
‎我們只想到處旅行，增廣見聞

1063
01:22:26,543 --> 01:22:29,501
‎但是人生難料

1064
01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:33,001
‎伊芙琳過世後，藍迪好像整個崩潰

1065
01:22:33,584 --> 01:22:34,918
‎成天酗酒

1066
01:22:36,334 --> 01:22:41,001
‎後來有一天，他帶著小瓊跑來我們家

1067
01:22:41,751 --> 01:22:44,626
‎說他跟別人約好，要我們幫忙照顧她

1068
01:22:45,293 --> 01:22:46,793
‎可是他沒回來

1069
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:49,251
‎把可憐的小女孩丟給我們

1070
01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:50,376
‎她當年才四歲

1071
01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:53,626
‎後來再也沒人聽過或看過那個男人

1072
01:22:53,709 --> 01:22:56,876
‎也許出了什麼事，例如意外或…

1073
01:22:56,959 --> 01:23:00,876
‎警方在二手車行找到他的車

1074
01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:04,793
‎在當鋪找到他的手錶

1075
01:23:05,376 --> 01:23:06,918
‎他偷了我的襯衫

1076
01:23:07,501 --> 01:23:09,418
‎我的駕照

1077
01:23:10,084 --> 01:23:12,584
‎可能用來改名換姓吧

1078
01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:16,334
‎你覺得怎麼了？

1079
01:23:16,418 --> 01:23:19,626
‎我猜大概喝酒暴斃了

1080
01:23:20,209 --> 01:23:21,584
‎說不定自殺，誰知道

1081
01:23:21,668 --> 01:23:25,376
‎對於這種人，我實在很難同情

1082
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:28,459
‎把失去母親的孩子就這樣丟下

1083
01:23:28,543 --> 01:23:30,501
‎真是罪大惡極

1084
01:23:30,584 --> 01:23:31,584
‎不對

1085
01:23:32,584 --> 01:23:34,876
‎不對，不可能，他不會幹這種事

1086
01:23:34,959 --> 01:23:35,959
‎你自己也說了

1087
01:23:36,043 --> 01:23:37,959
‎他全都不記得了，對吧？

1088
01:23:39,334 --> 01:23:44,251
‎也許他忘記的原因，就是無法接受

1089
01:23:45,126 --> 01:23:46,459
‎自己的行為

1090
01:23:56,168 --> 01:23:58,293
‎藍迪？是你吧？

1091
01:24:08,959 --> 01:24:10,126
‎天啊

1092
01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:20,626
‎放開我

1093
01:24:24,376 --> 01:24:25,918
‎厄尼斯，快逃！

1094
01:24:30,209 --> 01:24:31,918
‎放開我

1095
01:24:32,543 --> 01:24:33,459
‎放開我！

1096
01:24:41,918 --> 01:24:42,751
‎開熱顯像儀

1097
01:24:45,668 --> 01:24:46,584
‎發射！

1098
01:24:51,918 --> 01:24:53,043
‎厄尼斯

1099
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,001
‎住手！

1100
01:24:55,376 --> 01:24:56,543
‎住手！

1101
01:24:56,626 --> 01:24:58,084
‎住手，他很痛苦！

1102
01:25:00,584 --> 01:25:01,793
‎厄尼斯！

1103
01:25:04,793 --> 01:25:07,168
‎手舉起來，馬上舉起來！

1104
01:25:07,251 --> 01:25:08,168
‎站起來！

1105
01:25:08,251 --> 01:25:09,168
‎厄尼斯，不行！

1106
01:25:11,751 --> 01:25:13,168
‎-馬上給我起來！
‎-不行

1107
01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:27,876
‎妳要帶他去哪裡？

1108
01:25:29,334 --> 01:25:30,334
‎厄尼斯！

1109
01:25:43,334 --> 01:25:44,376
‎凱文

1110
01:25:48,001 --> 01:25:48,918
‎你還好吧？

1111
01:25:49,001 --> 01:25:50,959
‎-我沒事
‎-‎他們有把你怎麼樣嗎？

1112
01:25:51,043 --> 01:25:52,001
‎-沒有
‎-你確定？

1113
01:25:52,668 --> 01:25:54,043
‎-確定
‎-我來帶你回家

1114
01:26:07,126 --> 01:26:09,084
‎這下妳滿意了吧？

1115
01:26:09,168 --> 01:26:13,418
‎按照現在的情形
‎你不覺得我們各取所需嗎？

1116
01:26:14,959 --> 01:26:17,334
‎現在你跟家人可以過正常生活

1117
01:26:31,376 --> 01:26:32,376
‎嗨

1118
01:26:36,793 --> 01:26:37,626
‎抱歉撞壞你的車

1119
01:26:38,668 --> 01:26:39,501
‎再買就有了

1120
01:26:40,959 --> 01:26:42,209
‎但你還好吧？

1121
01:26:45,668 --> 01:26:46,543
‎還好

1122
01:27:24,959 --> 01:27:28,668
‎我為了這一刻

1123
01:27:30,168 --> 01:27:31,334
‎等了好久

1124
01:27:58,543 --> 01:27:59,501
‎沒事…

1125
01:28:00,751 --> 01:28:01,876
‎下去，我沒事

1126
01:28:08,084 --> 01:28:09,626
‎來吧，往這裡走

1127
01:28:10,126 --> 01:28:11,209
‎她在那裡

1128
01:28:12,668 --> 01:28:14,668
‎風雲人物

1129
01:28:15,376 --> 01:28:17,168
‎各位先生…女士

1130
01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:20,709
‎這位就是雷思莉孟羅博士

1131
01:28:20,793 --> 01:28:23,668
‎其實我說錯了，她是

1132
01:28:23,751 --> 01:28:24,834
‎孟羅探員

1133
01:28:24,918 --> 01:28:29,709
‎她協助我們抓到各位面前的東西

1134
01:28:29,793 --> 01:28:31,709
‎-非常厲害，沒錯
‎-太好了

1135
01:28:32,209 --> 01:28:34,876
‎現在歡迎各位到處參觀

1136
01:28:41,876 --> 01:28:44,126
‎當然妳不只是協助啦，這樣講…

1137
01:28:44,209 --> 01:28:45,084
‎你有什麼打算？

1138
01:28:46,459 --> 01:28:48,626
‎-對不起，打算？
‎-就是…

1139
01:28:51,251 --> 01:28:52,251
‎你要拿他怎麼樣？

1140
01:28:52,751 --> 01:28:55,251
‎既然他都死了，所以…

1141
01:28:57,418 --> 01:28:58,793
‎我們想幹嘛就幹嘛

1142
01:29:27,876 --> 01:29:28,793
‎嗨

1143
01:29:29,751 --> 01:29:30,876
‎凱文在嗎？

1144
01:29:31,876 --> 01:29:33,168
‎我在學校沒看到他

1145
01:29:33,668 --> 01:29:36,293
‎對，他最近要休息一下

1146
01:29:36,793 --> 01:29:38,251
‎要不要改天再來？

1147
01:29:38,334 --> 01:29:39,709
‎好，沒問題

1148
01:29:39,793 --> 01:29:40,709
‎媽，沒關係

1149
01:29:44,126 --> 01:29:45,126
‎嗨

1150
01:29:45,793 --> 01:29:48,001
‎我傳訊息，你都沒回

1151
01:29:48,501 --> 01:29:49,584
‎對啊，我…

1152
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:54,959
‎我現在不想跟人聊天，所以…

1153
01:29:55,043 --> 01:29:56,876
‎沒關係，我懂

1154
01:30:00,876 --> 01:30:01,709
‎妳還好吧？

1155
01:30:02,334 --> 01:30:06,126
‎我被禁足到80歲，除此之外都超好的

1156
01:30:09,709 --> 01:30:12,126
‎我只是想看看你的情形

1157
01:30:15,084 --> 01:30:16,001
‎好

1158
01:30:17,501 --> 01:30:18,751
‎謝謝

1159
01:30:18,834 --> 01:30:20,376
‎我說真的，你還好吧？

1160
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,043
‎很好

1161
01:30:25,959 --> 01:30:26,834
‎我沒事

1162
01:30:29,459 --> 01:30:30,501
‎再見

1163
01:30:53,209 --> 01:30:54,084
‎嗨

1164
01:31:01,668 --> 01:31:03,293
‎現在上面好安靜

1165
01:31:09,668 --> 01:31:10,918
‎挺不習慣的

1166
01:31:18,334 --> 01:31:20,626
‎你出生那天也像這樣下大雨

1167
01:31:21,418 --> 01:31:24,626
‎我記得是因為我開車載你媽去醫院

1168
01:31:25,918 --> 01:31:27,709
‎交通大打結

1169
01:31:29,334 --> 01:31:31,501
‎我還以為她會生在車上

1170
01:31:32,084 --> 01:31:33,168
‎我嚇壞了

1171
01:31:33,251 --> 01:31:37,084
‎所以我發誓，如果能順利到醫院…

1172
01:31:40,793 --> 01:31:42,459
‎我就要當全天下最好的爸爸

1173
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:47,834
‎奇怪的是

1174
01:31:50,668 --> 01:31:54,584
‎孩子還小時，當父母很簡單

1175
01:31:56,126 --> 01:31:59,709
‎因為他們看不出你的本性

1176
01:32:01,626 --> 01:32:03,043
‎只看到好的一面

1177
01:32:04,251 --> 01:32:05,501
‎你要他們看的那一面

1178
01:32:07,668 --> 01:32:10,043
‎但他們遲早會長大…

1179
01:32:12,001 --> 01:32:16,668
‎這時就越來越難隱藏你討厭的自己

1180
01:32:19,501 --> 01:32:20,418
‎我大概

1181
01:32:21,626 --> 01:32:24,168
‎從來都不知道自己是誰吧？

1182
01:32:27,918 --> 01:32:29,793
‎我只是一直在追尋目標

1183
01:32:30,459 --> 01:32:32,293
‎新的家、新工作…

1184
01:32:34,543 --> 01:32:36,168
‎希望總有適合我的

1185
01:32:37,376 --> 01:32:42,959
‎讓我總算能成為
‎配得上你、佛頓和你媽的…

1186
01:32:45,918 --> 01:32:47,084
‎那個男人

1187
01:32:48,084 --> 01:32:50,376
‎結果厄尼斯出現了，我就想

1188
01:32:50,918 --> 01:32:52,168
‎“機會來了”

1189
01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:56,793
‎我總算能…

1190
01:32:59,459 --> 01:33:01,376
‎有生活目標了

1191
01:33:02,959 --> 01:33:04,501
‎我總算有價值了

1192
01:33:10,793 --> 01:33:12,376
‎我一次又一次迷失

1193
01:33:16,126 --> 01:33:17,334
‎我讓你失望了，孩子

1194
01:33:22,751 --> 01:33:24,209
‎我沒有信守承諾

1195
01:33:38,251 --> 01:33:39,709
‎我知道你很氣厄尼斯的事

1196
01:33:41,168 --> 01:33:44,959
‎可是你努力去做正當的事，這才重要

1197
01:33:48,293 --> 01:33:51,626
‎16歲的你就比45歲的我

1198
01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:54,001
‎還要像個男人

1199
01:33:57,584 --> 01:33:58,418
‎我敬佩你，凱文

1200
01:34:01,209 --> 01:34:03,459
‎雖然有我這個爸，但你還是很棒

1201
01:34:44,668 --> 01:34:47,168
‎請你面對我好嗎？轉向我這邊

1202
01:34:51,084 --> 01:34:52,043
‎轉過來

1203
01:34:56,293 --> 01:34:57,418
‎轉過來

1204
01:35:00,793 --> 01:35:02,626
‎我說轉過來

1205
01:35:06,126 --> 01:35:07,126
‎遵守命令

1206
01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:15,084
‎遵守命令

1207
01:35:17,668 --> 01:35:19,751
‎我說遵守命令！

1208
01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:23,793
‎遵守命令

1209
01:36:35,543 --> 01:36:36,793
‎遵守命令！

1210
01:36:45,751 --> 01:36:47,626
‎沒錯，對活人也有效

1211
01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:55,334
‎謝謝

1212
01:36:56,126 --> 01:36:56,959
‎快走吧

1213
01:37:03,293 --> 01:37:05,168
‎-…想清楚
‎-我們叫的優步呢？

1214
01:37:05,251 --> 01:37:06,501
‎是來福啦，笨蛋

1215
01:37:06,584 --> 01:37:08,501
‎-妳才笨，塔拉
‎-天啊

1216
01:37:08,584 --> 01:37:10,959
‎-我們會在這裡被搶或死掉
‎-不會啦

1217
01:37:11,043 --> 01:37:13,209
‎-沒事的
‎-我們應該去墨西哥餐廳的

1218
01:37:14,168 --> 01:37:15,043
‎對耶！

1219
01:37:15,709 --> 01:37:18,043
‎-等一下，來了嗎？天啊
‎-天啊，來了

1220
01:37:18,126 --> 01:37:20,418
‎妳好，這是嘉比叫的車嗎？

1221
01:37:28,168 --> 01:37:29,918
‎我靠

1222
01:37:30,668 --> 01:37:32,834
‎厄尼斯，大哥！

1223
01:37:32,918 --> 01:37:35,251
‎不好意思，這是我的優步

1224
01:37:36,126 --> 01:37:37,626
‎這是來福的車，笨女人

1225
01:37:37,709 --> 01:37:39,001
‎再見囉！

1226
01:37:39,501 --> 01:37:40,418
‎等一下

1227
01:37:41,126 --> 01:37:42,876
‎讚啦！

1228
01:37:42,959 --> 01:37:44,918
‎厄尼斯，你要去哪裡？

1229
01:37:48,501 --> 01:37:49,751
‎沒問題

1230
01:38:07,751 --> 01:38:08,584
‎厄尼斯

1231
01:39:00,418 --> 01:39:02,543
‎好懷念這個家

1232
01:39:07,168 --> 01:39:12,376
‎藍迪變成鬼了，他媽的鬼

1233
01:39:17,084 --> 01:39:18,543
‎50年…

1234
01:39:20,001 --> 01:39:21,793
‎我守了這個秘密這麼久

1235
01:39:23,668 --> 01:39:26,834
‎可是該來的總是會來

1236
01:39:26,918 --> 01:39:28,668
‎我什麼都不知道，真的

1237
01:39:28,751 --> 01:39:30,876
‎你騙人，你來找我

1238
01:39:30,959 --> 01:39:33,668
‎-我只是想幫他
‎-你騙人！

1239
01:39:35,209 --> 01:39:38,043
‎-法蘭克，你聽到沒有？
‎-好，有…

1240
01:39:46,543 --> 01:39:47,459
‎別亂跑

1241
01:39:48,376 --> 01:39:49,793
‎-小心點
‎-好

1242
01:40:12,501 --> 01:40:14,543
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-我聽到聲音

1243
01:40:14,626 --> 01:40:15,668
‎靠

1244
01:40:16,876 --> 01:40:17,709
‎我也是

1245
01:40:18,793 --> 01:40:19,626
‎別亂跑

1246
01:40:19,709 --> 01:40:20,668
‎最好是

1247
01:40:22,584 --> 01:40:23,459
‎來吧

1248
01:40:54,793 --> 01:40:55,709
‎放下球棒

1249
01:40:56,543 --> 01:40:58,084
‎好，別亂來

1250
01:41:04,376 --> 01:41:05,918
‎請別對我兒子不利

1251
01:41:06,501 --> 01:41:08,376
‎這都是拉夢娜的意思

1252
01:41:08,918 --> 01:41:13,126
‎她自己生不出來，結果她姊姊過世後

1253
01:41:13,209 --> 01:41:15,834
‎她說這是上帝的旨意

1254
01:41:15,918 --> 01:41:20,001
‎因為藍迪照顧不了沒有媽媽的小瓊

1255
01:41:20,084 --> 01:41:23,709
‎是她逼我的，我不想，她硬逼

1256
01:41:23,793 --> 01:41:25,834
‎有話好商量，把槍放下

1257
01:41:25,918 --> 01:41:27,501
‎-不准動！
‎-好

1258
01:41:27,584 --> 01:41:29,251
‎法蘭克，怎麼回事？

1259
01:41:31,209 --> 01:41:32,793
‎把他帶走！

1260
01:41:33,876 --> 01:41:35,043
‎-爸！
‎-快走！

1261
01:41:35,126 --> 01:41:36,334
‎-爸
‎-快點！

1262
01:41:52,209 --> 01:41:53,501
‎放走他們！

1263
01:42:02,126 --> 01:42:03,168
‎去找媽！

1264
01:42:13,834 --> 01:42:15,251
‎-快點！
‎-別跑！

1265
01:42:15,334 --> 01:42:16,751
‎-凱文，不要！
‎-進去！

1266
01:42:16,834 --> 01:42:18,459
‎凱文，不要！

1267
01:42:26,918 --> 01:42:28,668
‎凱文，不要！拜託！

1268
01:42:28,751 --> 01:42:30,626
‎待在裡面！報警！

1269
01:44:02,584 --> 01:44:04,043
‎小瓊瓊

1270
01:44:05,001 --> 01:44:06,876
‎她讓拉夢娜好快樂

1271
01:44:07,376 --> 01:44:10,626
‎她真正想要的就是一個小女兒

1272
01:44:10,709 --> 01:44:12,834
‎她現在不跟我們講話了

1273
01:44:12,918 --> 01:44:16,168
‎也許她內心知道…

1274
01:44:48,251 --> 01:44:49,251
‎什麼？

1275
01:44:57,709 --> 01:44:59,293
‎我殺了你耶！

1276
01:45:21,293 --> 01:45:22,418
‎我就知道你會回來

1277
01:45:25,709 --> 01:45:26,543
‎凱文！

1278
01:45:35,209 --> 01:45:36,376
‎爸，不行！

1279
01:45:53,668 --> 01:45:54,543
‎凱文

1280
01:45:54,626 --> 01:45:55,751
‎爸

1281
01:45:55,834 --> 01:45:57,459
‎好，有我在，你還好嗎？

1282
01:45:57,543 --> 01:45:58,626
‎-還好
‎-那就好

1283
01:46:00,543 --> 01:46:01,584
‎厄尼斯

1284
01:46:03,251 --> 01:46:05,584
‎法蘭克！凱文！謝天謝地

1285
01:46:06,084 --> 01:46:07,209
‎謝天謝地

1286
01:46:24,959 --> 01:46:26,126
‎就這樣？

1287
01:46:27,334 --> 01:46:32,959
‎這個鬼在你家鬧了50年，卻突然…

1288
01:46:34,876 --> 01:46:35,751
‎就不見了？

1289
01:46:37,668 --> 01:46:39,043
‎那時很黑

1290
01:46:40,001 --> 01:46:42,751
‎又在下雨，很難看到，不過…

1291
01:46:44,668 --> 01:46:46,501
‎我到處看過，他不在了

1292
01:46:48,668 --> 01:46:50,709
‎他為什麼突然消失？

1293
01:46:51,376 --> 01:46:52,209
‎我不知道

1294
01:46:53,543 --> 01:46:55,001
‎也許他不需要在這裡了

1295
01:46:57,418 --> 01:46:58,834
‎畢竟找到殺人凶手

1296
01:47:00,376 --> 01:47:01,418
‎心願達到了

1297
01:47:12,334 --> 01:47:13,751
‎凱文，到底怎麼回事？

1298
01:49:34,501 --> 01:49:35,543
‎嗨，爸爸

1299
01:50:08,751 --> 01:50:09,668
‎厲害

1300
01:50:10,209 --> 01:50:11,626
‎好，讓我試試，看好了

1301
01:50:17,043 --> 01:50:18,626
‎我好爛，好

1302
01:52:13,668 --> 01:52:14,668
‎厄尼斯，再見

1303
01:52:20,793 --> 01:52:21,626
‎凱文

1304
01:52:23,793 --> 01:52:27,584
‎告訴我怎麼回事

1305
01:52:42,168 --> 01:52:45,668
‎（售出，豪威不動產：芭芭拉曼戈）

1306
01:52:45,751 --> 01:52:47,168
‎喂，抱歉，我沒辦法到

1307
01:52:47,251 --> 01:52:49,584
‎對啊，你一定痛苦死了

1308
01:52:50,084 --> 01:52:51,376
‎小子，你怎麼沒念書？

1309
01:52:51,459 --> 01:52:53,293
‎爸，拜託，今天星期六耶

1310
01:52:53,376 --> 01:52:56,043
‎對，星期六是什麼大日子？去念書

1311
01:52:59,084 --> 01:53:02,709
‎可是我很不好意思
‎因為新住戶要處理這個爛閣樓

1312
01:53:06,251 --> 01:53:09,918
‎我真的很難接受你已經不是我的鄰居

1313
01:53:10,001 --> 01:53:12,959
‎我只搬到8公里外

1314
01:53:13,459 --> 01:53:14,751
‎而且我馬上就要有車了

1315
01:53:14,834 --> 01:53:16,501
‎好吧，我懂了，臭女人

1316
01:53:16,584 --> 01:53:19,751
‎我知道，有錢囉，現在鬼屋正夯

1317
01:53:25,543 --> 01:53:26,626
‎我就知道你們在上面

1318
01:53:26,709 --> 01:53:27,918
‎爸

1319
01:53:28,001 --> 01:53:29,959
‎東西都上車了，該道別了

1320
01:53:30,043 --> 01:53:33,668
‎不管你們剛才在做什麼，或想做什麼

1321
01:53:33,751 --> 01:53:35,126
‎現在是最後機會

1322
01:53:35,209 --> 01:53:36,209
‎-別說了
‎-最後機會

1323
01:53:36,293 --> 01:53:37,251
‎饒了我吧

1324
01:53:37,334 --> 01:53:38,501
‎-謝謝
‎-交給我

1325
01:53:38,584 --> 01:53:39,918
‎走吧，我們樓下見

1326
01:53:40,001 --> 01:53:41,251
‎-謝謝
‎-再見

1327
01:53:41,334 --> 01:53:43,834
‎-很好
‎-不管怎麼道別

1328
01:53:43,918 --> 01:53:45,084
‎我父母

1329
01:53:57,918 --> 01:53:59,126
‎你在想什麼？

1330
01:54:02,001 --> 01:54:03,709
‎妳覺得他還看得到我們嗎？

1331
01:54:07,084 --> 01:54:08,251
‎不管他在哪裡

1332
01:54:11,001 --> 01:54:12,001
‎我不知道

1333
01:54:13,793 --> 01:54:14,668
‎也許吧

1334
02:04:32,293 --> 02:04:34,376
‎（僅以本片獻給戴倫）

1335
02:05:03,251 --> 02:05:08,251
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