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♪♪
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I am a registered Republican.
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I'm gonna get a great job, and
I will pay you back every penny.
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- Now that's a power suit.
- I haven't gotten the job yet.
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I really don't want
anybody to know about Jacob
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or that I was in the hospital.
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You do need someone to talk to.
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I have you.
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DAVIA: You remember my mother?
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Will you stay and have
one last drink with me?
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- Sure. Why not?
- Morning.
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CALLIE: Wake up.
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Up.
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ANGELA: But what about this
photo of you and Mariana?
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Can I have everyone's attention?
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I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj.
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I'm so excited for this cruise, Patty.
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Me, too, Debbie.
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I can't wait for the
all-you-can-eat buffets.
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Right? Here, Patty.
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Let me help you unpack your bags.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GASPS) Is this a new outfit?
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Yes. For dinner at the captain's table.
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- ALICE: Fancy.
- Well, should you be shopping
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when money is tight?
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Yes, and...
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Yes, and I got it on sale.
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- Oh. On sale? For $1,595.
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Well, Debbie,
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I bought it when I thought
I was gonna get a new job.
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Yes, and maybe if you
studied a little harder
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and spent a little
less time on the roof,
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you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
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and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
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Yes, and it's great that
you don't resent it at all.
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You don't have to pay
me back. We're family.
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Since, you know, we're family.
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Well, it's the least I could do
after you up and quit your job.
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Speaking of jobs, have you had any
more sex dreams about your boss?
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ Good Trouble 2x06 ♪
Twenty-Fine
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♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, bel ami ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪
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MALIKA: Dear friend,
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you are invited to a low-key
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party at The Coterie to
celebrate my 25th year of life
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on this planet.
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We've all been so busy with our lives,
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- following our own story lines.
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♪♪
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We haven't had our usual
family dinners or salons.
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So as your present to me,
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I'd love you to share your
talents with all of us.
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Please turn this card
over and take this...
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inspiration to prepare some
sort of creative expression.
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- ♪ We're just human after all ♪
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- ♪ Yeah, you can ignite it now ♪
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♪ Awaken love ♪
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- ♪ All you have to do is fall ♪
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Sister Act?
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We could dress up as nuns and sing.
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MALIKA: The idea is to express yourself,
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because that is what sets us free.
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Ugh. I thought my birthday
parties were obnoxious.
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So you admit that?
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"Breathe"? What is
that supposed to mean?
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I don't know. Maybe chill?
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I'm chill.
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Well, apparently, I'm not surprising.
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You know, I once bought
oat milk on a whim.
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Remember that? You know, I don't
even know how milk comes from an oak,
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but I thought, eh, maybe
I'll surprise everyone!
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No offense, but you couldn't
even surprise your parents
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- when you came out.
- Fair.
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Oh, Mariana, what's the most
surprising thing you've ever done?
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Um, I guess my threesome.
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Okay, swinger. Maybe
I'll ask someone normal.
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Oh, I've done a lot
of surprising things.
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Seriously? 'Cause you
seem pretty consistent.
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Oh, you don't know the old Callie.
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- She once got in a car with a pimp.
- Mariana!
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Who are you people?
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- DAVIA: So what's your card say?
- Sister Act.
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Hmm. I can see that. I mean,
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you two have been sort
of out of sync, lately.
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BOTH: No, we haven't.
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See? Perfectly in sync. (GASPS)
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'N Sync! We could sing "Bye Bye Bye".
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You know, it is kind of a
lot of pressure to put on us
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to prepare some sort of performance.
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- Even if it is your birthday.
- Hey!
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Hey. What's going on?
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Just talking about how excited we are
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for your birthday party!
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Yes. Can't wait.
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Yeah, I think it's gonna be really fun.
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Which is what we were all saying.
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- Wow. Look at the time.
- Yeah, I have laundry.
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- MARIANA: I gotta get to work. Love you.
- (ALL CHATTERING)
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Hey, thanks for not
inviting me to your birthday.
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Sorry. Just trying to keep it small.
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Oh, I'm not being sarcastic.
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I'm seriously glad that you
didn't invite me. Thank you.
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Actually, we need someone
to run lights and music.
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What's in it for me?
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But it's your 25!
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You know, so we gots to celebrate.
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Yeah, I'm just not feeling
everybody getting turnt.
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I just want to kick back
where we can reconnect.
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Malika, is that your brother?
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Yeah. I got him a job here.
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Girl, what the hell?
He tryin' to be Sisqo?
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- What's going on with...
- He is finding himself.
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- Okay.
- How is it with you two?
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- You know. Ebbs and flows.
- Is he coming to your party?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Dom. You coming to my birthday?
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Depends. Any surprise
guests I need to worry about?
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Oh, just you. If you show.
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- All right. I guess I'll be there.
- All right.
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Hey, ladies.
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- How you doing?
- How are you?
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I'm all right.
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I better get back to it before this
one starts clapping orders at me.
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And we're flowing.
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(STRUMMING SOFTLY)
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Did you tell Malika about Jacob?
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Or that I was in the hospital?
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No. I would never tell anyone. Why?
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Well, maybe it's because you've
been hiding in your loft for weeks,
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and people want to know
what's going on with you.
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- So are you coming?
- No.
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You should. You know, people miss you.
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You've gotta get back
into the world, you know.
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You're not going to your group therapy
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and you're not working on your music.
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All you're doing is whatever that is.
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All right. Next verse.
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Okay. "Hey, Malika, don't you seethe,
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when someone swipes your cold
brew, you just gotta breathe."
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Come on. I need a catchy hook.
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How about this?
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(STRUMMING SOFTLY)
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♪ I don't know you ♪
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♪ But I want you ♪
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- ♪ All... ♪
- ♪ All the more for that ♪
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♪ Words fall through me ♪
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Okay, we're not singing
that, dude. (CHUCKLES)
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"Dude"?
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Okay, Dennis. Next verse. Um...
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"Hey, Alice, you've gotta just breathe.
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When we run out of paper,
we can wipe with leaves."
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Ah?
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Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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I need... I need to tell you something.
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Yeah, my song sucks. I know.
It's kind of the point.
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I had sex with your mom.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- What?
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Um...
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Why do you hide behind this mop?
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(CHUCKLES)
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- That's better.
- You just want to be on top.
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I just want to see you. Maybe
it's time for a new look.
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(TUSSLING, CHUCKLING)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Um, hey. So, uh...
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I'm... wearing a binder.
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You are?
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- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
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Does it hurt?
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Only if I wear it too long.
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So what does this mean?
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It means I'm not
comfortable with my chest,
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and this helps me feel more confident.
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Oh. Did it make you feel uncomfortable
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- when I touched them before?
- No, it's okay. You didn't know.
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- So, do you want to keep it on?
- Yeah.
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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It actually makes me feel really sexy.
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(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
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- What makes you feel sexy?
- (CHUCKLES)
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Probably not saying
the word "sexy" so much.
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Seriously.
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- I've never really felt sexy.
- I think you are.
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I think you're hot.
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Oh, yeah? How hot is this? Huh?
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Do you like that? Do you like that?
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Hmm? Huh? Oh!
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(SCOFFS) My neck. (CHUCKLES)
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- Sexy hurts.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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- What? What's wrong?
- I feel like you're making fun of me.
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I'm making fun of myself.
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Look, I'm sorry that I'm
not comfortable being sexy,
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and that I'm so unsurprising.
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- Where are you going?
- To get some water.
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So, this is the first piece
of a series I'm gonna do
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based on the piece that
I sold in the group show.
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Looks like that review
got you inspired again.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Did you post it to Instagram?
- No, I don't like bragging.
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Hey, bragging's how you build you brand.
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Get people to follow you.
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Besides, if you don't want
to be at the mercy of critics
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to make or break you...
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I'm not gonna post naked pictures
of myself just to get attention.
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(CHUCKLES) That's not what I'm saying.
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You just need to let
people know who you are.
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Show 'em your personality.
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And none of this brooding artist shit.
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You need to create moments, and stories.
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Oh, now I gotta be entertaining.
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Yeah. You gotta get
people interested in you,
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so that they can get
interested in your art.
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You need to...
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- Lighten up?
- Doesn't hurt.
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(SIGHS) Well, it's not me.
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Sorry I'm a brooding artist,
but I can't be someone I'm not.
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So you were just helping
Evan with his dating profile.
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Yes. That's why he asked
me to have drinks with him.
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He said that I'm socially
well-adjusted for an engineer.
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He's got a point.
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He asked me not to tell anyone,
but I should have told you.
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Well, I understand why you didn't.
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Everybody's suspicious
of his interest in you.
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I'm really sorry.
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Me, too.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- Oop. Sorry.
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Hey. Thought you... you
were over at Jamie's tonight.
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- No. I have to study for the bar.
- Um, it's okay.
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My roommates are having poker night,
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and I should probably be there to
make sure no one pees in the plants.
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- That's a thing?
- Unfortunately.
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- Maybe tomorrow?
- Okay.
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All forgiven?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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So, you haven't spent any
nights at Jamie's this week.
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Everything okay?
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Not here to distract you.
Just brought you some dinner.
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That's sweet.
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So, what are you doing down here?
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Um, it's the only
semi-quiet place to study.
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You know where it's really quiet?
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My place.
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Oh, yeah. Well, it might be quiet,
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but you are a major distraction.
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Seems like you've
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pulled away since I told
you I'm a Republican.
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Are we okay?
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Yeah. I just... like
being in my own space.
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Well, me, too, but...
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you know, if Raj lived alone
in a penthouse apartment,
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I'd be happy to go to his place
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so you could spend time
with your boyfriend.
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Well, I'm happy to step out.
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Let you guys have some time alone.
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Like you did just now.
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Like I've done many times before.
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Okay, well, I feel bad
kicking you out of our loft
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so I can have sex with
my boyfriend, so...
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I think maybe we could make a deal that,
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I don't know, you stay at
Jamie's, like, three nights a week.
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You know, especially 'cause
I am paying most of the rent.
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- I told you I'd pay you back.
- I know. It's fine. It's fine.
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We're family. I don't mind.
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So, can you spend
tomorrow night with Jamie?
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Sure.
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Would you mind not leaving your
shoes in the middle of the floor?
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Sure.
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May be you could fold and
put away your laundry
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instead of dumping it on the couch?
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I think I can do that.
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Do you think maybe you
can come up with something
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for us to do for Malika's party
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since you keep shooting
down all of my suggestions?
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Maybe we could do a scene from
"Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
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- What's that?
- It's an old movie.
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_
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A former child star torments
her paraplegic sister
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in their decaying Hollywood mansion.
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You can play Jane.
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_
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Very funny.
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Okay, well, I'm just waiting for
Stacey Abrams to get in the race.
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(CLEARS THROAT) What
about our girl Kamala?
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So, have you lived here a while?
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Yeah, um, I work in
the theater downstairs.
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You like this whole communal living?
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Not really, but I'm not really
into that Jonestown shit, you know?
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What does that mean?
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You know. Jim Jones?
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Killed all of his cult members
when they drank the poisonous punch?
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- Do you want more wine?
- Nah. I'm good.
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CALLIE: Well, Elizabeth Warren's
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got the most progressive platform.
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Um, Bernie.
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But, do you think the
country's ready for socialism?
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What I don't understand is...
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how you could have so many...
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progressive points of view but
still call yourself Republican.
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Don't say you're a fiscal conservative,
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because deficits have grown the
most under Republican presidents.
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Let's remember, the Republican party
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was formed to abolish slavery.
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Okay, look, there's no
question under this President,
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the Party is not what
it was meant to be.
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- Which is?
- About individual freedom and accountability,
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to protect local power, not
a big centralized government
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telling people how to live.
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The reliance on private spending,
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which is more efficient
than public spending.
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And to extend democracy,
at home and abroad.
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Sounds like you had that rehearsed.
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Well, I thought the
subject might come up.
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Do you think the Party's only changed
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under the current President?
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Even it is has, it is
ethical to stay in a Party
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for what it was meant to be,
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rather than the hateful
party it's become?
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So guilty by association.
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You think I'm unethical.
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Well, none of the Democratic
candidates are proposing
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that the government take
control of industry and capital.
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Which is the definition of socialism.
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It's just... Republican
party propaganda.
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I mean, what they want is to
reduce economic inequality.
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I think that the country
is ready for living wage,
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free college, and healthcare for all.
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- TOLU: I feel that.
- (ALL CHATTERING)
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I'm... I'm sorry. Is this a
political debate or a birthday party?
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- TOLU: Hear, hear.
- Welcome to The Coterie.
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(ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
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TOLU: See, it's your first time.
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Where's Dennis?
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I'm sure Dennis wanted to be here.
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He's just been really busy,
you know, with his music.
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (GLASS CLINKING)
- Okay, so before we all get too lit...
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- Hey!
- (LAUGHTER)
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I wanted to say a few words.
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(SIGHS) I wanted to use my
birthday to thank you all.
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When Alice brought me into
The Coterie, she literally
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carved out a piece of her loft
to give me a roof over my head.
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(EXHALES)
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But she and all of you
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gave me so much more than that.
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You gave me my first real home.
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My chosen family.
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(EXHALES)
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00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,997
Without you all, I wouldn't be
graduating from college soon.
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00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:25,799
- Go, sis!
- All right, all right. Malika's smart.
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- She's smart.
- (CLAPPING, CHEERING)
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And I never would have met this...
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wonderful...
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00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:34,852
beautiful man.
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00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:36,380
Hey, now! Hey, now!
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00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:40,649
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Or have been able to share my handsome,
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sweet, dope-ass brother Dom
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00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:44,962
- with all of you.
- (GUESTS EXCLAIM)
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I'm blessed, and I'm so grateful.
367
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:48,964
Thank you all for being here.
368
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:52,482
And, I can't wait to see
what y'all cooked up for us.
369
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:56,409
- Well, as long as expectations are low.
- Really low.
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00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,359
- Whoa. What are you doing now, baby?
- YARI: Woo! She ready!
371
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:04,717
Work it!
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00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:08,086
Okay, so just so no one has to
feel the pressure of going first,
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- me and my girls got you.
- ISAAC: Oh, yeah!
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(APPLAUSE)
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Growing up as a kid,
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I hated my dark skin.
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And if I could be transparent,
378
00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,580
even now as a grown woman,
379
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:33,303
I have to constantly
reprogram my thinking.
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00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:36,697
Years of being told I was
not the standard for beauty,
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but, see, that was a lie.
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00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:44,189
Which is why I chose to
rewrite my own narrative.
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- "Dear Black Girl,
- (STOMPING)
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we are warriors
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whose spirits can't be crushed.
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We speak up when told we're too much.
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We forgive when our black men dismiss
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degrade and can't see that we are not
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the ugly ducklings, but
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the swan princess the Nubian goddess,
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the reflection of our ancestors
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the made in His image.
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When society tries to
pin light versus dark skin
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we remind them that
every shade of chocolate
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is divinely crafted."
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00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,339
- Black Girl Magic is more than a hashtag.
- (ALL SNAPPING)
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- DAVIA: Yes!
- (ALL CLAPPING)
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"It is a movement.
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A statement like Maxine Waters
400
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,325
claiming our power. Moving...
401
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:31,510
through this world unapologetically.
402
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:34,912
Degree holding with
our heads held high.
403
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:37,631
Melanin moisturize,
big hips, thick thighs,
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00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,564
hair free and natural or wrapped
405
00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:40,720
in a protective style.
406
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,471
Dear Black Girl, you better recognize
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We are the trailblazers.
408
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,974
Everybody..."
409
00:19:46,976 --> 00:19:48,536
- ELIJAH: Yes!
- "... wants to be us."
410
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:51,539
- (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING)
- ISAAC: Come on, preach! Come on!
411
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,850
(CLAPPING CONTINUES)
412
00:19:57,132 --> 00:19:58,398
Whoo!
413
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,215
"So to all my sistas
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as we continue this process
415
00:20:02,716 --> 00:20:05,028
of loving our skin
416
00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:08,279
start with this. Look
at yourself in the mirror.
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00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:13,293
This is me.
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00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:16,395
The chocolate beauty
deserving and saying,
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00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,522
I am Queen. Dear Black Girl know...
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00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,821
that you...
421
00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:28,995
- You are everything."
- (ALL SNAPPING)
422
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,095
(ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING)
423
00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,567
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- You're here. That's what matters.
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00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,178
What's this?
425
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,171
Just sick of looking at the drywall.
426
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:54,716
I miss you.
427
00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:00,467
I don't want to pry into
whatever's going on, but...
428
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:04,194
it would mean a lot if you
came to my party tonight.
429
00:21:05,757 --> 00:21:08,208
We saved you a seat.
Right there. (CHUCKLES)
430
00:21:20,518 --> 00:21:23,078
Well, I think I speak for
everyone when I say, Dennis,
431
00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:25,585
- it's damned good to see you, man.
- Woo!
432
00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:27,158
ALL: Yes!
433
00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:28,659
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
434
00:21:28,684 --> 00:21:30,404
Hey, I'm gonna go get
a sweater. I'm cold.
435
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,327
- Is that new?
- Yeah. I went shopping.
436
00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:54,686
You can afford to buy
clothes when you're
437
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,112
having to pay more of the rent?
438
00:21:57,131 --> 00:21:58,581
Yes, Callie.
439
00:21:58,606 --> 00:22:00,916
We all know how responsible
you are with your money, but..
440
00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:02,912
I've been working hard, and
this is how I treat myself.
441
00:22:02,936 --> 00:22:04,976
Yeah, it's also how you
got yourself into debt.
442
00:22:08,739 --> 00:22:11,807
- That's not true. That is not true.
- It does. Well...
443
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,672
- Especially in the country.
- Wow.
444
00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:17,517
JAMIE: Yes.
445
00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:20,081
So why'd you all choose communal living?
446
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,986
- Oh, I...
- Well, Mariana chose for us.
447
00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:26,367
Because Callie left it all up to
me and she couldn't afford much.
448
00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:29,256
And 'cause she had a
massive crush on Gael
449
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,521
and was planning on making
him her new boyfriend.
450
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:33,901
Until you beat me to it.
451
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,958
Well, uh, somebody's
gotta go second, right?
452
00:22:40,983 --> 00:22:42,326
- Oh, yes.
- (CLAPPING)
453
00:22:42,351 --> 00:22:45,351
Not an easy act to follow,
but I will do my best.
454
00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:48,379
- MAN: Very true.
- WOMAN: Yes!
455
00:22:48,404 --> 00:22:50,799
- It's a very tough act to follow.
- Um...
456
00:22:50,824 --> 00:22:54,534
So, my inspiration was "Lighten Up".
457
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,542
- Huh.
- Uh, so I wrote a little something
458
00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:58,867
about the important role
that light plays in art.
459
00:22:59,819 --> 00:23:01,119
Oh, no,
460
00:23:03,188 --> 00:23:04,879
Well, first...
461
00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,463
- Ooh, yeah!
- Yes!
462
00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,770
Now it's a party!
463
00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:15,463
♪ Okay, we wrote this for a purpose ♪
464
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♪ To motivate you at this time ♪
465
00:23:17,415 --> 00:23:19,390
♪ With this hypnotizing bass line ♪
466
00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:21,310
♪ Please feel free to lose your mind ♪
467
00:23:21,341 --> 00:23:24,343
♪ And get high, get money,
get sex, get real ♪
468
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:25,442
♪ All intertwined ♪
469
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,436
♪ Oh, yeah, this is stadium music ♪
470
00:23:27,461 --> 00:23:29,744
♪ Fifty-thousand at a time ♪
471
00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:31,580
♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪
472
00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:33,689
♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪
473
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:35,394
♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪
474
00:23:35,419 --> 00:23:37,669
♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪
475
00:23:37,694 --> 00:23:39,488
♪ All the girls want, Hot-n-fun ♪
476
00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:41,764
♪ All they looking for is, hot-n-fun ♪
477
00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:43,816
♪ All they ask for is, hot-n-fun ♪
478
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,808
♪ They keep wanting that, hot-n-fun ♪
479
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,083
♪ Look at you, look at me ♪
480
00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:50,028
♪ Look at you, look at me ♪
481
00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:53,453
♪ Hot-n-fun, hot-n-fun ♪
482
00:23:54,123 --> 00:23:57,759
(CHATTERING, LIGHT CLAPPING)
483
00:24:00,442 --> 00:24:02,392
So, our inspiration was "Sister Act",
484
00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:04,554
and we are going to be doing improv,
485
00:24:04,579 --> 00:24:07,579
which was Callie's idea, because
she shot down all of mine.
486
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,176
(SIGHS) Malika's party
is tomorrow night,
487
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,570
and we still have nothing prepared,
488
00:24:14,594 --> 00:24:16,684
because you keep shooting
down all of my ideas.
489
00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:19,507
That's 'cause your ideas are
either silly or too much work.
490
00:24:19,532 --> 00:24:20,723
Silly how?
491
00:24:20,748 --> 00:24:22,348
"Mr. Sister"?
492
00:24:22,777 --> 00:24:24,956
No one wants to see us as drag kings.
493
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,927
Okay, well, you come up with something
494
00:24:26,952 --> 00:24:29,045
that takes absolutely
no preparation, then.
495
00:24:30,163 --> 00:24:31,283
How about improv?
496
00:24:32,286 --> 00:24:35,446
So, can we get any
suggestions from the audience?
497
00:24:35,471 --> 00:24:38,154
Ooh! Sisters on a cruise.
Ha! Yeah, that's good.
498
00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,303
Okay.
499
00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:45,696
Fine. But remember that in
improv, it's "Yes, and..."
500
00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:47,646
which might be hard for the queen of no.
501
00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:49,166
Also, Raj is spending
the night tomorrow night,
502
00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,590
so you are going to Jamie's.
503
00:24:51,961 --> 00:24:55,103
- Are you listening?
- Yes, and goodnight.
504
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,339
Yes, and maybe if you
studied a little harder,
505
00:25:01,364 --> 00:25:03,141
and spent a little
less time on the roof,
506
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,293
you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
507
00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:09,638
and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
508
00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:13,801
- This is real, right?
- Oh, yeah, it definitely is.
509
00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:16,694
CALLIE: You know, we're
family. Speaking of jobs,
510
00:25:16,719 --> 00:25:18,639
have you had any more sex
dreams about your boss?
511
00:25:21,362 --> 00:25:22,720
And, scene.
512
00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:26,648
- (LIGHT APPLAUSE)
- (SOFT LAUGHTER)
513
00:25:26,673 --> 00:25:28,473
WOMAN: Got good at the end, there.
514
00:25:31,095 --> 00:25:34,415
So... (CLEARS THROAT) That
was, uh, s... That is...
515
00:25:35,132 --> 00:25:36,508
interesting.
516
00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:39,126
Th... That was all made up.
517
00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:41,488
Yeah. Seemed made up.
518
00:25:43,391 --> 00:25:44,951
Should we just get this over with?
519
00:25:46,507 --> 00:25:48,307
You had sex with my mom?
520
00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:50,372
All right, I was... wasted.
521
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:53,519
- When did this happen?
- The... The first night that she was here.
522
00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,612
I woke up in the morning,
and she was in my bed.
523
00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,298
- (CHUCKLES)
- (GROANS SOFTLY)
524
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,054
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
525
00:26:04,325 --> 00:26:06,317
Oops, I'm sorry. It's not funny.
526
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,867
No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry.
527
00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:12,538
Listen, Dennis. You did
not have sex with my mother.
528
00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,240
Okay? Malika brought her
home, and I spent all night
529
00:26:15,265 --> 00:26:18,785
holding her head over the toilet
while she barfed out her Botox.
530
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,795
- Then why was she in my bed?
- I know my mother.
531
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:25,213
She was trying to make
you think that you had sex
532
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,646
so that you'd go back for seconds.
533
00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:29,289
God, I had no idea she was
that desperate to get laid.
534
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,475
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Are you okay?
535
00:26:32,499 --> 00:26:35,092
No, no, no, no. I'm...
I'm not... I'm not okay.
536
00:26:35,117 --> 00:26:37,670
I just hated myself thinking
that I had done that to you.
537
00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:41,165
Thinking that I had
ruined any chance of...
538
00:26:41,954 --> 00:26:43,236
Any chance of what?
539
00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:46,994
Of you ever trusting me.
540
00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:54,078
Don't worry. I trust you.
541
00:26:56,619 --> 00:26:59,018
You're my best friend.
542
00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:08,837
So, my card said "Breathe",
543
00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:10,920
- and I don't know why.
- (LAUGHS)
544
00:27:11,644 --> 00:27:16,155
But I wrote this song, and
spoiler alert, it's pretty lame.
545
00:27:19,654 --> 00:27:21,796
(STRUMMING SOFTLY)
546
00:27:35,824 --> 00:27:39,034
♪ I don't know you ♪
547
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:42,594
♪ But I want you ♪
548
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,852
♪ All the more for that ♪
549
00:27:49,142 --> 00:27:52,344
BOTH: ♪ Falling slowly ♪
550
00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:55,695
♪ Eyes that know me ♪
551
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,587
♪ And I can't go back ♪
552
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,356
♪ Moods that take me ♪
553
00:28:05,381 --> 00:28:08,958
♪ And erase me ♪
554
00:28:08,983 --> 00:28:12,985
♪ And I'm painted black ♪
555
00:28:15,297 --> 00:28:20,008
♪ Well you have suffered enough ♪
556
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:23,426
♪ And warred with yourself ♪
557
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,618
♪ It's time that you won ♪
558
00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:36,441
BOTH: ♪ Take this sinking boat ♪
559
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:39,608
♪ And point it home ♪
560
00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:45,286
♪ We've still got time ♪
561
00:28:45,311 --> 00:28:49,821
♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪
562
00:28:49,846 --> 00:28:53,155
♪ You have a choice ♪
563
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:58,984
♪ You've made it now ♪
564
00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:02,286
♪ Falling slowly ♪
565
00:29:02,311 --> 00:29:06,389
♪ Sing your melody ♪
566
00:29:06,414 --> 00:29:12,809
♪ I'll sing it loud ♪
567
00:29:29,491 --> 00:29:31,717
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
568
00:29:37,372 --> 00:29:40,381
And that is called acting.
569
00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:45,775
Are we okay?
570
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,900
What? Yeah.
571
00:29:47,925 --> 00:29:50,168
Shit. That means I'm last.
572
00:29:50,644 --> 00:29:53,271
Better go get ready.
573
00:29:53,296 --> 00:29:55,346
Wait, get ready for what?
574
00:29:55,371 --> 00:29:57,571
By the way, you might
want to check your phone.
575
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,064
You got a text from Evan.
576
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,072
_
577
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,726
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
578
00:30:15,495 --> 00:30:17,735
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
579
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,911
I, uh... brought you something.
580
00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:26,412
Um, I'm... I'm not a poet, by any means.
581
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,255
At all. Like I cannot do what you do.
582
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,307
- I'll let him use you, baby.
- (LAUGHTER)
583
00:30:32,276 --> 00:30:33,834
But, um...
584
00:30:33,859 --> 00:30:37,286
- Hey, here it goes.
- Hold on, hold on. I got you.
585
00:30:37,311 --> 00:30:38,413
- (LIGHTS CLICK ON)
- Ooh.
586
00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,530
(CHUCKLES)
587
00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:43,239
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
588
00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:49,442
"With essential potential,
a new cause worth a fight,
589
00:30:50,414 --> 00:30:53,754
unanimous need, unexpected
indeed, all at first sight.
590
00:30:55,078 --> 00:30:58,137
Entangled limbs and sudden
whims, no need to be polite.
591
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:03,070
Ebony whispers and lip
quivers, gently into the night.
592
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:07,306
A new dawn we rise and compromise,
593
00:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,413
and prove the world that we're right.
594
00:31:10,114 --> 00:31:12,121
My heart is yours, provocateur.
595
00:31:12,574 --> 00:31:14,048
Bringing darkness into light."
596
00:31:16,228 --> 00:31:18,106
- ALL: Aw!
- DAVIA: Snap it, y'all, snap it.
597
00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,811
- (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
- DAVIA: Poetry. Poetry. Snap it!
598
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:25,774
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
599
00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:31,870
- (GUESTS SCREAMING JOYFULLY)
- WOMAN: Oh my God!
600
00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:33,854
♪ I won't be your waiting hand ♪
601
00:31:33,879 --> 00:31:36,759
- ♪ I won't be your stepping stone ♪
- (CHEERING, CLAPPING)
602
00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:40,624
♪ I don't need another man ♪
603
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,821
♪ I can make it on my own ♪
604
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,239
♪ I don't need you to be king ♪
605
00:31:48,264 --> 00:31:51,232
♪ I know how to make my way ♪
606
00:31:53,035 --> 00:31:55,328
♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪
607
00:31:55,353 --> 00:31:58,313
♪ I know this'll be the day ♪
608
00:31:59,778 --> 00:32:02,395
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
609
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,372
♪ The clock is ticking ♪
610
00:32:04,397 --> 00:32:06,005
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
611
00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:07,697
♪ Time's running out ♪
612
00:32:07,722 --> 00:32:09,155
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
613
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,402
♪ I feel it shaking ♪
614
00:32:13,276 --> 00:32:16,527
♪ Can you feel the air trembling ♪
615
00:32:17,323 --> 00:32:19,331
♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪
616
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:25,010
♪ So tell me are you ready,
how do you like me ♪
617
00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:27,245
- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪
- (CHEERING)
618
00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:29,437
♪ Until I break through ♪
619
00:32:29,462 --> 00:32:31,755
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
620
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,700
- ♪ Bang bang boom ♪
- (CHEERING)
621
00:32:36,477 --> 00:32:38,794
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
622
00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:40,477
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
623
00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:43,895
(ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING)
624
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,162
Woo!
625
00:32:46,187 --> 00:32:48,954
Yes! Yes!
626
00:32:48,979 --> 00:32:51,368
Now that was surprising.
627
00:32:51,393 --> 00:32:55,003
Girl. Oh, my God! (LAUGHING)
628
00:32:55,028 --> 00:32:57,112
(CLAPPING CONTINUES)
629
00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:01,663
Thanks so much. See ya.
630
00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,070
So...
631
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,066
- (KEYS CLATTER)
- What'd you think?
632
00:33:11,653 --> 00:33:13,762
I... think...
633
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,393
It was hot.
634
00:33:18,554 --> 00:33:19,820
Really?
635
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:22,332
Yeah.
636
00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,743
So...
637
00:33:26,766 --> 00:33:29,142
Is this what you want?
638
00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:32,456
For me to be more femme?
639
00:33:32,481 --> 00:33:34,272
'Cause that was really hard to learn,
640
00:33:34,297 --> 00:33:36,397
and I honestly don't
think that I could ever...
641
00:33:36,422 --> 00:33:39,706
- do that again without blowing out a knee.
- Hey, hey, hey.
642
00:33:39,731 --> 00:33:41,731
What makes you think I
want you to be more femme?
643
00:33:42,398 --> 00:33:44,915
'Cause you're, like...
644
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,126
presenting more masc, and...
645
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,069
- You just said that was hot.
- Yeah.
646
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:52,094
Alice, what was hot was your confidence.
647
00:33:52,945 --> 00:33:56,472
You weren't making fun of
yourself or your sexuality.
648
00:33:57,022 --> 00:34:01,133
Dude, you were like Beyonce. You
took your space and you owned it.
649
00:34:01,158 --> 00:34:02,833
And you were vulnerable.
650
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:05,115
That's all I really want.
651
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:10,362
When you make jokes when we're
in bed, it just pushes me away.
652
00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:14,571
Okay.
653
00:34:15,194 --> 00:34:16,194
I can work on that.
654
00:34:16,994 --> 00:34:18,334
I can work on it, too.
655
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,025
I know that I push you away.
656
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:24,843
Intimacy is scary as hell.
657
00:34:27,153 --> 00:34:30,488
But it can also be super sexy.
658
00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,582
He wasn't asking me if I was DTF.
659
00:34:39,607 --> 00:34:41,415
He wanted to know what it meant.
660
00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:43,391
Did you really just move in here
661
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,149
because you wanted to sleep with Gael?
662
00:34:45,174 --> 00:34:46,332
No.
663
00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:48,921
We needed to find a place
that we could afford.
664
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:51,598
And... I never hooked up with him.
665
00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:54,862
I haven't slept with anyone
since I've been in LA. Except you.
666
00:34:55,631 --> 00:34:58,657
Oh, well... There was this...
667
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,853
What?
668
00:35:01,086 --> 00:35:03,945
- Threesome with a really nice couple.
- Uh...
669
00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:07,951
Okay. We'll circle back
to that later, but...
670
00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:10,426
I have a question. Did you
know Evan wanted to talk to you
671
00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:12,931
about his dating profile when
he asked you to have drinks?
672
00:35:13,467 --> 00:35:15,183
- No.
- You went anyway?
673
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:18,234
Okay, well, if Evan asked you to
have a drink, what would you say?
674
00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,359
- That's different.
- Why? Because you're a man?
675
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:23,051
- Yes.
- Okay. Wow. That is incredibly sexist.
676
00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:25,610
You really buy this
dating profile excuse?
677
00:35:25,635 --> 00:35:27,310
He's so obviously into you, Mariana.
678
00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:29,105
Well, if he's into me, I'm not into him.
679
00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,530
And I announced to everyone at
Speckulate that you're my boyfriend.
680
00:35:31,554 --> 00:35:33,078
Yeah, well, it's pretty
obvious I'm not your type.
681
00:35:33,102 --> 00:35:36,208
- What?
- I'm not a rich CEO, or a hot,
682
00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,248
brooding sculptor artist,
683
00:35:38,273 --> 00:35:40,873
- or a couple...
- You know what?
684
00:35:40,898 --> 00:35:43,102
If you can't believe
that I wanna be with you,
685
00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:45,038
nothing I can say
will ever convince you.
686
00:35:45,594 --> 00:35:46,735
And I'm done trying.
687
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:49,854
(DOOR OPENS)
688
00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:52,390
(DOOR SLAMS)
689
00:35:55,802 --> 00:35:57,610
- You leaving?
- Yeah.
690
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,840
I'm sorry I didn't do my thing tonight.
691
00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:05,387
I will tell you my secret. Soon.
692
00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:07,964
- Okay.
- Happy birthday.
693
00:36:07,989 --> 00:36:10,305
Thank you. Mm, love you.
694
00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,814
Yeah. Love you, too.
695
00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,973
Appreciate you coming. Did you have fun?
696
00:36:23,997 --> 00:36:27,896
Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to
see all the people you have,
697
00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:28,921
who love you.
698
00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:31,495
I can why you didn't need me and Mom.
699
00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,014
You got a family.
700
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,879
You are my family.
701
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:41,840
After losing Mom, I realized
I've had a lot of regrets.
702
00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:43,535
And now it's too late.
703
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,385
I thought that by
reaching out to our father,
704
00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:47,304
maybe we could have some type of family.
705
00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:50,948
Ah, look, we got each other.
And that's enough for me.
706
00:36:52,413 --> 00:36:56,056
And that is the best present I
could ask for at this birthday.
707
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:57,682
Truly.
708
00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,932
I love you. And I'm still taller.
709
00:36:59,957 --> 00:37:01,706
Aw, man, yo!
710
00:37:02,278 --> 00:37:05,295
(CHUCKLES) Yo. I gotta...
711
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:09,078
- No, you didn't.
- I sure did.
712
00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:10,863
- Are you serious?
- (CHUCKLES)
713
00:37:10,888 --> 00:37:13,134
But check out all the likes
and comments you're getting.
714
00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:15,667
Check out this one, asking
when your next show is.
715
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,626
See? This is what I'm talking about.
716
00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,679
This... is you.
717
00:37:20,704 --> 00:37:24,156
Just more of you than you're
usually willing to put out there.
718
00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:42,140
- Seriously?
- Let's do it.
719
00:37:42,165 --> 00:37:43,959
- Yeah. Let's do it.
- All right.
720
00:37:43,984 --> 00:37:45,792
Step into my barber shop.
721
00:37:45,817 --> 00:37:46,817
All right.
722
00:37:48,823 --> 00:37:53,377
All right, y'all. So I've had
my hair long since college.
723
00:37:53,402 --> 00:37:56,914
And... it's time for a new look.
724
00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:59,568
- You ready for this?
- Yeah, let's do it.
725
00:37:59,593 --> 00:38:01,735
- (SNIPPING)
- Oh, my God.
726
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,702
- Getting weaker. Let me see.
- (LAUGHING) Too late.
727
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:16,855
- What's that?
- This is my voter registration stub.
728
00:38:17,683 --> 00:38:19,624
I've had this in my
wallet since I was 18
729
00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:20,893
and registered as a Republican.
730
00:38:25,986 --> 00:38:27,226
What are you doing?
731
00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:30,382
You are right.
732
00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:33,684
You know, if I don't believe in
733
00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:35,505
what the Party stands
for in this moment,
734
00:38:36,809 --> 00:38:37,929
I shouldn't be a part of it.
735
00:38:41,003 --> 00:38:42,721
However... (CLEARS THROAT)
736
00:38:42,746 --> 00:38:44,506
that doesn't mean I'm
turning into a liberal.
737
00:38:47,347 --> 00:38:50,067
But seriously, I'm...
I'm open to listening.
738
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,119
If you are.
739
00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:02,884
Well, I think Raj and I
just broke up, thanks to you.
740
00:39:02,909 --> 00:39:05,360
- Let's not do this here.
- Why not?
741
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:08,376
- Everyone here knows our business.
- Thanks to you.
742
00:39:08,401 --> 00:39:11,396
Because you told everyone I moved
us in here so I could smash Gael.
743
00:39:11,421 --> 00:39:13,095
And that I had a sex
dream about my boss.
744
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,174
Yeah, and you told everyone
that I didn't pass the bar.
745
00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:16,486
- (ARGUING CONTINUES)
- I got ten bucks on the little one.
746
00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:18,863
I don't know. Callie
look like she got hands.
747
00:39:18,888 --> 00:39:21,697
I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up.
748
00:39:21,722 --> 00:39:23,489
I'm not perfect.
749
00:39:23,514 --> 00:39:26,207
Oh. Did you hear that?
750
00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:28,949
Miss Judgmental just admitted
that she's not perfect.
751
00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:31,907
Yeah, and Miss "I don't
mind, we're family"
752
00:39:31,932 --> 00:39:33,512
wants to kick me out of our loft.
753
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,955
That's not true. I just asked
754
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,484
if you would spend the night with Jamie.
755
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,612
- Yeah, maybe I'll move in with Jamie.
- Well, go right ahead.
756
00:39:38,636 --> 00:39:39,889
- Okay.
- Where are you going?
757
00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:41,580
- I'm not doing this, Mariana.
- Stop...
758
00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:43,886
- (MARIANA YELPS)
- (SPLASHING)
759
00:39:43,911 --> 00:39:45,583
Yes! Now that's some good theater!
760
00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:47,274
(GASPS)
761
00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,201
(SPLASHING)
762
00:39:51,226 --> 00:39:52,226
Oh, we doing this?
763
00:39:53,503 --> 00:39:54,811
(ALL CHATTERING)
764
00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:57,892
(SPLASHING)
765
00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:00,735
- (LAUGHING)
- (SPLASHING)
766
00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:04,374
- (SPLASHING)
- (LAUGHING)
767
00:40:04,399 --> 00:40:05,624
Only because it's my birthday.
768
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:08,312
(SCREAMING)
769
00:40:10,171 --> 00:40:12,055
- (LAUGHTER)
- (YELLING)
770
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,080
♪♪
771
00:40:14,828 --> 00:40:16,236
(LAUGHS)
772
00:40:17,956 --> 00:40:19,823
Cray.
773
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,376
- (WHOOPING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
774
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,529
What's going on?
775
00:40:26,914 --> 00:40:28,881
Uh, we fell in.
776
00:40:30,979 --> 00:40:32,644
Listen, um...
777
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:37,157
I'm sorry. You're
right. This is my issue.
778
00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:41,191
From now on, Hot Raj is gonna be...
779
00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:43,347
Hot Confident Raj.
780
00:40:45,322 --> 00:40:46,847
That is hot.
781
00:40:46,872 --> 00:40:48,689
- (LAUGHS)
- Now, here. Help me out.
782
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,223
- Oh, okay. Oh, my phone!
- (SPLASHING)
783
00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:54,274
(CHEERING)
784
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:57,235
(CHATTERING, CLAPPING)
785
00:40:58,418 --> 00:40:59,858
DAVIA: All right!
786
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,511
What have you done to your hair?
787
00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:05,635
It looks good.
788
00:41:06,004 --> 00:41:07,233
You want some of mine?
789
00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:09,768
Well, don't just stand there! Get in!
790
00:41:09,793 --> 00:41:11,764
- (CHEERING)
- (CHANTING): Do it! Do it!
791
00:41:12,506 --> 00:41:14,005
So why don't you?
792
00:41:14,784 --> 00:41:17,284
- What?
- Move in with me.
793
00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:23,282
(CHUCKLES)
794
00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:26,767
Wow! This turned out to be
a great party, after all.
795
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:31,892
Woo! I am blessed!
796
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:36,916
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