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上傳天地

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又有廣告說小三生

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能像小飛俠一樣永遠生活在夢幻島

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小三生

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史萊克女士

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針對小孩做廣告是誰的意思？

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–她的
–法庭記者？

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要我提醒妳剛才有宣誓嗎？

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是我

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我的婚姻生活觸礁

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荷莫偷吃，我也出軌

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中間一度有…

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露西要離婚？

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太好笑了

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妳怎麼沒床單？

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我許我們應該把她的小孩上傳

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她就能用行動證明自己的話

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妳好像很餓，要黃金獵犬送爆米花？

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麻煩妳重複一遍問題

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我能吃

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舊金山最高法院

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荷頓早上好強，赫萊森下場很難看

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也許能夠讓人們要求
擁有自己的腦部掃描

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一州就好

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讓我在南加州合法，我就能賺錢

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等等，你幹嘛要賺錢？

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我有新工作能買棉花糖養你

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對

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我想說我跟妳

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一起去蒙特婁應該會不錯

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蒙特婁？

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對，那裡很浪漫

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那裡是很浪漫，消費也很貴

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好像蜜月勝地

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你在思考未來

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還想存錢買重要的東西時

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也想去蒙特婁旅行？

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對

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我買這顆蘋果還得跟諾拉借加密卡

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然後呢？我不懂有什麼問題

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我想養活自己

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–你就能亂搞男女關係
–對，不對

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什麼？剛好相反

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諾拉一直陪在我身邊

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我絕對不會再離開她

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我準備走向下一步

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天啊，你的人生

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我要帶她到蒙特婁，請她爸搭機過來

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還有…

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要找一個有網路和大螢幕的地方

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你要當我的伴郎

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好

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太好了

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伴郎耶

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我還要敬酒和主持

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主持到一半我應該要穿軍服

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天啊，要換好多套衣服

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好了，不是頒獎典禮

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–對你不是
–一套…

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那是祕密，發誓妳沒聽到

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我發誓

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能回到卡莉娜嗎？

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她好像良心被狗吃了

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我分不出她…

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路克，拜託多點泡泡

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我分不出她何時說謊，她很愛說謊

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恐怖到不行

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跟她交往太不舒服了

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我交往過DJ和魔術師

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甩掉她，妳可能丟掉飯碗

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甩掉她，我可能小命不保

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別緊張，她是壞海盜

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別忘了我們也是海盜嗎？好海盜

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打倒壞海盜要靠好海盜

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海盜風格

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海盜風格

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應該只有她能…

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你好

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我們漏掉一個環節

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費昂是上傳公司和喬克創造的

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用他跟康納曼一起買下你的程式碼

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那個關係讓他們都負有法律責任

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需要一個證人來證實

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–不可能是我
–對

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在修法前你的腦是赫萊森的資產

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一定要是英格麗

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我們會用私人飛機送你們到洛杉磯

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你們能帶她到市區最高檔的餐廳

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請她喝酒吃美食
再問她願不願意出庭

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我沒衣服好穿

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小姐，能報帳，是妳應得的

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對案情有幫助是沒問題

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我們需要你們幫忙一件危險的事

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可能會害你們惹上麻煩

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我願意

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交換免費使用廁所

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廁所本來就不用錢

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那我一直在轉帳給誰？

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你要什麼？

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我要藍色牛仔褲

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我想星期五穿牛仔褲

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牛仔褲？

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我沒穿過，牛仔褲看起來很酷

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就給他幾條牛仔褲吧

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好

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可惡，早知道就說牛仔褲

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妳能穿牛仔褲

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買不起特權

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我…什麼？

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靠

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–你好
–妳好，諾拉安東尼訂的位

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你最先到，要我帶位嗎？

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不用，沒關係，我會…

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在那邊等

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你好，小可愛

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對不起

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帥哥

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妳…

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–妳看起來好美
–是嗎？

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–對
–是禮服出租店租來的

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兩小時夠嗎？

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這讓我想馬上衝到蒙特婁

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天啊，你和蒙特婁是有什麼關係？

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那裡有麥爾安德

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世上最酷又獨特的一個社區

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肉桂捲百科是這樣寫的

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好吧，怪胎

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–這邊請
–謝謝

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–你好
–你好

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–英格麗到了嗎？
–還沒，她有點慢

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好消息，我不會爆頭了

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太棒了

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我和諾拉打算審訊後去蒙特婁慶祝

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好，還真隨興

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一定要去麥爾安德看看

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對

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幫我個忙

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別讓英格麗在外面待太久，好嗎？

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今晚我有特別的安排

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好，安排什麼？

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我打算求婚

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真的？什麼時候？

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–今晚
–今晚

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有事嗎？

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沒事，時機剛剛好

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–我很替你們高興
–謝謝

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好，我要準備一下，再見

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再見

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太好了

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是啊

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很浪漫

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他很清楚自己要什麼

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她來了

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這間餐廳好高檔

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有沒有看到角落那邊？

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是蘇菲亞和傑拉，沒保姆

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他們不應該喝酒

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蘇菲亞千萬不行，她在戒酒欸

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–對啊
–終於

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我們三個一起同桌吃飯

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–好怪
–好，我不會玩3P

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什麼？不是，我不是那個…

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我只是說我不會做

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以後再說，說不定你生日能來一下

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–諾拉只能看
–我…

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–英格麗
–什麼事？

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我們需要妳出庭作證

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如果不是逼不得已也不會把妳扯進來

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妳真的是我們最後的希望

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謝謝你們的抬愛，對我意義很大

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我能不能匿名出庭

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像好大頭？

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–什麼？
–她是說深喉嚨

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對

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–不行
–好吧，那就不行

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英格麗
費昂騙局害死幾百條無辜人命

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妳的證詞會替全國各地的家庭

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討回公道

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不知道這裡有沒有瑪格麗特？

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看來像有瑪格麗特的那種餐廳

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親愛的

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麻煩你讓我和英格麗單獨聊聊

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好，沒問題，我就去看看

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–前面的兔子好了
–對

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–好
–好

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就是姊妹聊天

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聽好，臭女人，我們進展得很順利

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妳的奈森很愛妳

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我的奈森偏愛魁北克，我們要去探索

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他們都是赫萊森的資產，不是我們的

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他們是二等公民

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沒有法定權利就沒有未來

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要讓他們有法定權利

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我打算在法庭上讓上傳公司

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無地自容

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妳會很棒的

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怎樣？

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–她會出庭
–真的？

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太棒了

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公司卡能不能借我一下？

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–好
–謝謝

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妳好，一隻山羊帶走

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–不准偷看
–好

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三

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二

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一

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英格麗，我記得我們第一次見面

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是在西好萊塢那間髒夜店
妳跟酒促小姐打架

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朝她潑酒被她閃掉，結果潑得我滿臉

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後來我們經歷過很多事

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我們原本都活著，後來妳活著我死了

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以為妳是上傳人，現在回到一半一半

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妳要我給妳機會成長和改變

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妳做到了

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唯一不變的是

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妳相信一個活在電腦裡的人

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英格麗斑比康納曼

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–妳願意嫁給…
–不行

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不行

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–不行？
–我的心情看板不是這樣

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這十年來我一直在夢想這一刻

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夢裡的我不是穿這個樣子

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我就叫妳要換衣服

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布置這麼粗糙笑死人了

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什麼鬼東西？

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好，妳說得對，布置很爛

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我能布置得高雅很多

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是很俗氣，我能做得更好

229
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,543
照片拍得不錯，要裱起來嗎？

230
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,088
不用了，英格麗，等等

231
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:12,756
去追她

232
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,051
體溫正常

233
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,928
我是胃不舒服

234
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,012
還有頭痛

235
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:23,767
我去工作時
妳能留在公寓休息一整天

236
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,894
我會怕

237
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,730
要是我昏倒

238
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:32,567
撞到頭，流血染紅妳的地毯怎麼辦？

239
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,861
妳到晚上才會發現屍體

240
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:35,946
天啊，艾莉莎

241
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,448
到時會害妳背上莫須有的罪名

242
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,033
妳不能走

243
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,411
好啦，說不定妳真的發燒

244
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,079
好，我不走

245
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,956
我泡茶給妳喝

246
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,251
順便放一顆冰塊

247
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,503
不想燙傷我的小舌頭

248
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,007
你跟她說什麼？

249
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,176
她答應出庭作證，結果要跟我分手？

250
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,428
搞什麼？

251
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,388
說不定你有點太急了？

252
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,722
什麼？你跟她那樣說嗎？

253
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,182
–沒有
–你吃醋不成？

254
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,935
她說你開玩笑說要玩3P

255
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,812
什麼？沒有，她…

256
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,565
我們待會要證人預演，讓我跟她說

257
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,775
那是山羊嗎？

258
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,236
別擔心

259
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,155
好了

260
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,949
你自由了，走吧

261
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,994
好

262
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,226
電梯人員，我有話要跟你說

263
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,812
請你過來，快點

264
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,439
謝謝，很好

265
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,983
什麼事？

266
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,652
2G地

267
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,321
電梯人員

268
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,700
你好，真是美好的工作天

269
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,827
真是美好舒服愉快又美妙的一天

270
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,746
對你是這樣吧

271
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,456
我每天的工作都一樣

272
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,917
在電梯裡上上下下

273
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,168
對

274
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:17,130
下次你應該試試看看窗外

275
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,591
用心看…用心看看窗外

276
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,473
你到底有什麼毛病？

277
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:30,268
我在揮手，這是緊急狀況

278
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,353
揮大一點

279
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,439
我真的嚇壞了

280
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,982
這樣可以嗎？

281
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,237
太扯了，什麼？

282
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,989
–怎麼了？
–我的天使慌掉了

283
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,783
2G地的人湧到大廳

284
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,618
我要去…

285
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,662
好，放鬆

286
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,914
放鬆，好嗎？我會登入

287
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,938
–不要，拜託不要
–不要，住手，天啊

288
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,608
–真是…
–幫我一下…

289
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,901
寶貝，我要去處理一下

290
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:27,033
我給妳一間特別舒適的湖景貴賓套房

291
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,036
妳待在我的公寓享受虛擬實境

292
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,871
我開完會就會來看妳

293
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,043
寶貝，再見

294
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,837
再見

295
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,131
筆電

296
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,843
緊張嗎？

297
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,429
只要記住妳跟一個上傳人相愛

298
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,016
要利用這個難得的機會讓陪審團知道

299
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,852
赫萊森擁有妳的男朋友是多麼不公平

300
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,771
不行，別那樣，說事實就好

301
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,982
我會帶妳，等交叉詰問時

302
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,736
妳說得越少就越不會被抓到前後矛盾

303
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,363
諾拉，說真的，她出庭只有一個目的

304
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,198
就是證明喬克和費昂的關係

305
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,501
我根本不知道我跟奈森是什麼關係

306
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,879
我是說我的版本

307
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,255
怎麼回事？

308
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,470
是不是說妳跟上傳人交往說得太重？

309
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,223
我追他很久了

310
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,684
等他終於轉身回應我…

311
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,936
我就慌了

312
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,773
妳覺得他喜歡妳

313
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,652
是不是他腦袋不正常？

314
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,195
對

315
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,030
親愛的

316
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,534
妳爸媽好壞

317
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,047
我只是沒妳這麼有自信

318
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,967
別那麼肯定

319
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,303
我連…

320
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:17,060
我不知道自己在期待或尋找什麼

321
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,231
我和我的奈森感情是很好

322
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,403
我準備跨出下一步

323
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,825
只是蒙特婁好像有點…

324
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,536
讓人失望

325
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,997
說不定…

326
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,751
他對我沒同樣的感覺吧

327
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,132
我也想被求婚

328
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,469
我知道，過來

329
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,478
後來我租了《肉毒寶貝》

330
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,397
第八季《如果嬰兒會說話》

331
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,066
我想餵誰母奶就餵誰那個橋段

332
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,569
妳有什麼看法？

333
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,656
就這樣嗎？

334
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,288
艾莉莎，我排除萬難安排這間套房

335
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,834
傳給路克，無法取消靜音，幫我

336
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,962
11230號套房，傳送簡訊

337
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,511
開門

338
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,140
叮咚，妳好

339
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,267
這個地方不錯耶

340
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,564
小艾…病懨懨的小艾

341
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:49,944
快點躺下，千萬別硬逼自己說話

342
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,237
就放鬆

343
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,865
妳無意間聽到妳爸爸和大衛喬克

344
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,700
買下後來的費昂程式碼？

345
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,244
上傳公司呢？

346
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,164
妳能證實大衛喬克

347
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,875
跟赫萊森高層間的互利關係嗎？

348
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,210
是

349
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:09,672
喬克叫赫萊森封鎖
我男朋友上傳後的記憶檔

350
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,133
謝謝康納曼小姐，沒有問題了

351
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,594
康納曼小姐

352
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,180
請問根據服務條款

353
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,973
妳男朋友自己簽字…

354
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,934
在醫院別無選擇下簽字的

355
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,770
他同意自己的上傳掃描會是

356
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,732
“赫萊森公司的資產
並任憑他們處置”

357
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,318
那怎麼公平？

358
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,487
我們說的是一個人

359
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,823
其實我們說的是一個人的模擬

360
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,659
也是一家美國公司的智慧財產

361
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,122
不是，那是你的說法

362
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,708
我說的是一個人

363
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,254
一個專一有愛的人

364
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,797
不像赫萊森公司

365
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,218
雖然依法規定法人竟然也算是人

366
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,303
我男朋友奈森是好人

367
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,139
他有耐心又善解人意

368
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,976
天啊，我不知道自己中什麼邪

369
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,354
我要控制自己的情緒就把他推開

370
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,858
覺得他是我買的產品

371
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:14,571
我一度還搞不清楚他居然會向我求婚

372
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,322
那就是重點

373
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,158
他不是產品，他是人

374
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,078
最近我在現實生活看到我前男友奈森

375
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,164
我還是選擇我的男人，我愛他

376
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:29,252
他還要我的話，我願意當場嫁給他

377
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,963
我願意

378
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,633
–康納曼小姐，請問奈森布朗？
–是

379
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,635
–是妳的現任男朋友？
–是

380
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,679
妳也說前男友

381
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,891
他是妳的前男友還是男朋友？

382
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,225
兩者都是

383
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:49,689
妳說最近我在現實生活看到
我前男友奈森，我還是選擇我的男人

384
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,066
然後妳說奈森布朗兩者都是

385
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,777
康納曼小姐，有兩個奈森嗎？

386
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,573
我以為你說結束了

387
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,200
沒有，才剛開始

388
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:02,952
慘了

389
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:03,870
《肉毒寶貝》

390
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,582
蘇菲亞回來發現奶嘴在傑拉嘴裡

391
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,542
–小艾？
–是

392
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,668
我想…

393
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,211
離開一下

394
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,590
到辦公室打幾通電話

395
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,801
妳需要什麼就跟我說一聲

396
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,351
艾莉莎傳簡：別讓她離開

397
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,312
好

398
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,273
卡莉娜…

399
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:39,238
我有場單人表演想聽聽妳的意見

400
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:43,117
有饒舌加熱舞，外加演我的人生故事

401
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,285
檔案複製到環硬碟

402
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829
艾莉莎覺得有點問題

403
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,124
她答應過我表演前不願意說

404
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,294
拜託妳，妳品味很好

405
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,756
好吧，快點演一演

406
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,424
檔案複製完成47%

407
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,177
布幕拉起，背景一片漆黑

408
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,847
我沒名字

409
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,600
突然聚光燈照在我身上

410
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,771
我就出生了

411
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,816
別恍神，我媽媽說

412
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:18,987
那個男孩的名字叫路克柯斯利

413
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,155
檔案複製完成90%

414
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:32,834
我是新生兒路克，剛還在我老媽肚裡

415
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,168
爛透了

416
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,504
你完全沒才華

417
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,466
路克，拜託，別鬧了

418
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,968
不要啦

419
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,804
別套在頭上

420
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,889
夠了

421
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,100
你是白痴

422
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,854
不對，白痴加三級

423
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:05,616
拿到了

424
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,496
–你太厲害了
–妳也不遜色

425
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,728
天啊

426
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:39,817
打給諾拉

427
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,861
妳好，現在休庭

428
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,112
官司怎麼樣？

429
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,322
慘不忍睹

430
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,283
我害英格麗太緊張
這可能會搞砸官司

431
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:50,078
我會救你們的官司

432
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,331
我要傳給妳1TB的黑料

433
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:57,001
只要確定大家知道
資料是來自卡莉娜席瓦

434
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,002
妳最棒了

435
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,134
寶貝？

436
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,438
當妳準備好，只有當妳準備好

437
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,440
就用吻喚醒我

438
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,853
–妳好
–你好

439
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:03,317
今天妳好可愛，堅強又勇敢

440
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,654
我當然還要妳

441
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:09,782
我願意

442
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,577
–願意嗎？
–不願意

443
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,786
–不願意？
–願意

444
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,829
–願意
–不願意

445
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,747
–太好了
–我願意

446
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,675
我在幹嘛？我要籌備婚禮耶

447
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:28,634
天啊

448
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,511
你好可愛

449
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,433
–好，我要找史托美詹納
–忘記什麼嗎？

450
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,312
糟糕，怎麼能忘記這個呢？

451
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:42,773
最重要的東西，開玩笑的，是你啦

452
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,611
早安，我想當庭念出

453
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,739
我們剛交給原告團的新文件

454
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,866
爆料者是赫萊森的員工卡莉娜席瓦

455
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,243
首先是米洛曼索寄給

456
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,872
大衛喬克、羅伊席克曼和佩妮喬的信

457
00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:01,584
庭上，我們需要立即休庭

458
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,919
休庭

459
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,590
–有沒有看到他們的臉？
–有

460
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,133
他們知道自己完蛋了

461
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,093
–這是好現象吧？
–對

462
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:16,515
連我自己都覺得很樂觀

463
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,895
我就能合法在蒙特婁拿到證書

464
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,439
證書？

465
00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:27,276
哪種證書？

466
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:31,864
不知道，在加拿大能拿到哪種證書？

467
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,868
–我不需要獵駝鹿證
–對，你不用

468
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:42,166
康納曼小姐，要到幾樓？

469
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,337
我其實沒要上樓

470
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,838
好的

471
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:52,051
我想邀請你參加我的婚禮

472
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,720
是多層婚禮嗎？我能帶妳的賓客

473
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,889
–從禮堂到婚宴會場
–不是

474
00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:00,309
我還沒決定要在哪裡辦婚禮，我…

475
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:03,896
我想邀請你當賓客

476
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,691
對

477
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:10,945
人工智慧電梯操作員就像我的朋友

478
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,905
朋友？

479
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,490
對

480
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,744
讓我知道，好嗎？

481
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:21,247
不能攜伴參加

482
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,376
兩個三個四個，不管幾個都不行

483
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,669
我是說真的

484
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,387
各位原告請注意

485
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,305
醒醒

486
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:38,931
你們贏了

487
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,519
–我們贏了
–太好了

488
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,190
因為費昂騙局失去親人的每個家庭

489
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,986
扣除費用後都能拿到一百萬和解金

490
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,702
荷頓

491
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,787
和解條款內容是什麼？

492
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:04,332
我們發現的那些罪證呢？

493
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:07,335
罪證都被封存，那是標準程序

494
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:10,129
我以為會公開

495
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,715
揭開這個祕辛討回公道？

496
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:16,177
我們幫倖存者討回一億四千萬

497
00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:20,056
太好了，那我呢？

498
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,099
上傳人的身分完全沒變

499
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,352
我們在法律上還不算真正的人

500
00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:26,228
我不代表上傳人

501
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,647
我代表我的當事人和事務所

502
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:30,733
我們幫他們大獲全勝

503
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,610
這是大災難

504
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,572
妳那樣想的話就不會是好律師

505
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,079
我也這麼想

506
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:53,839
打給路克

507
00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:55,674
妳好

508
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,929
諾拉說他們不會公開我們寄的資料

509
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,514
罪證都會被封存

510
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,015
什麼？幹嘛封存？

511
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:06,018
阿莉，卡莉娜叫妳到她辦公室

512
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,355
我會被炒魷魚

513
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,650
妳被炒魷魚我就看不到妳了

514
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,277
卡莉娜說馬上去

515
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:18,781
可惡

516
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,202
待會見

517
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,961
大家注意

518
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,839
大家好，最近官司的關係

519
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:39,093
赫萊森會更努力遵守三大法規

520
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:42,179
你們都知道依法一個人

521
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:45,599
只能有一個腦，不管是死是活

522
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,436
坦白從寬，不指責、不懲罰

523
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,106
我們只要知道這個分公司有多少天使

524
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:55,526
過去非法複製過上傳人

525
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,027
有多少人？請舉手

526
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,786
真該死，我以為沒這麼多

527
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,372
妳好

528
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,625
那個

529
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,838
想不想聊聊剛才討論的事？

530
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,716
還是現在你沒那麼樂觀了？

531
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,217
這個

532
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,762
大概不會很快全面合法化

533
00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:25,306
對

534
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,183
我有想過

535
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:31,228
管他的，我以前是人，現在還是人

536
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,647
不管我是不是合法定義的人

537
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:35,483
對

538
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:39,403
要鑽牛角尖想，今天鐵定是很糟

539
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,780
也能換個角度想

540
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:44,783
我們盡力了，我們銷毀費昂

541
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,536
幫那些家庭討回公道

542
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,956
我們肩上的重擔卸下了

543
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,502
問題沒全部解決，世界還是不完美

544
00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:59,548
即使妳值得完美的人

545
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,092
現在我們只擔心自己的事就好

546
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,844
不用等什麼完美的時刻

547
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:08,432
我沒辦法拿到公證的證書

548
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,726
我知道自己的心意

549
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,271
–我也是
–我知道

550
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,733
那對我才是最重要的

551
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,828
先生，麻煩出示身分證件

552
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:32,581
好

553
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:36,377
放在我另一條褲子，我的牛仔褲

554
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,087
牛仔褲不能太常洗

555
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:42,341
我就放到冰箱冰一晚，證件放在口袋

556
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,052
對，我聽過那種說法

557
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,845
好，沒問題

558
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,430
–太好了，晚安
–謝謝

559
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,640
不對

560
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:51,600
白痴，就是他

561
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,603
對不起，你要跟我們走一趟

562
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:55,813
–沒關係
–什麼？

563
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,149
沒關係，我馬上回來，我們還沒說完

564
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,277
很痛欸

565
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,778
–奈森？
–不要

566
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,197
我沒事，馬上回來

567
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,618
蒙特婁

568
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,204
蒙特婁

569
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:21,338
赫萊森四萬八千名員工宣布

570
00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:24,550
我們知道要找回你的信任不容易

571
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,928
為證明決心我們取了振奮人心的外號

572
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,680
向各位介紹貝塔

573
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,270
站住

574
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,188
天啊

575
00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,857
你還是能使用舊名稱

576
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:44,320
沒關係，舊名稱仍會存在
來背負我們的臭名聲

577
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,239
現在我們的資產會叫貝塔

578
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,574
快跑

579
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,576
去灰區

580
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:51,660
快去

581
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,252
貝塔致力讓生活更美好

582
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:04,590
照顧股東員工和客戶，還有上傳人

583
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,843
快走

584
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,853
貝塔也會更加遵循法規

585
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:18,771
法院

586
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,024
也就是嚴格遵守三大法規

587
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,945
該死

588
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:35,037
你把自己或親人的掃描託付給我們

589
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,999
我們應當完全遵守各種監管法律

590
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,838
展望未來

591
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,091
貝塔相信上傳人想要工作

592
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:51,470
我們一定齊心想辦法讓上傳更平價

593
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:00,813
根據人資法52556條投票結果

594
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:01,814
讓上傳人工作

595
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,608
我們要介紹上傳工人

596
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,610
特別等級的上傳人

597
00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:10,698
他們想在數位來世保持生產力和活力

598
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:15,160
就是我們讓生活更美好的另一種努力

599
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,165
–奈森有消息嗎？
–都沒有

600
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:23,919
我也是，只有赫萊森客服這段錄音

601
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:27,464
親愛的客戶，重複錯誤已妥善解決

602
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:30,259
願意推薦我們的服務請填寫問卷

603
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,218
走開啦

604
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,221
奈森布朗來電

605
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,556
天啊，遙控器呢？

606
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,099
–天啊
–遙控器呢？

607
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,101
快接

608
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,437
你們好

609
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,480
–奈森，你沒事吧？
–寶貝，你沒事吧？

610
00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:45,482
沒事，我不會有事的

611
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:49,653
那些混蛋把我們的複製分身都消滅

612
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,489
我看到另一個奈森

613
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,242
他被銷毀了

614
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,871
什麼？天啊

615
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,539
等等

616
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,916
你是哪一個？

617
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,300
字幕翻譯：李儀

618
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:37,386
創意監督
謝慧霓