1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,426 If you're just joining, 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,106 we are about to witness a human consciousness 3 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:11,045 reinserted into a printed clone body. 4 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:14,005 Kristina Soon is reporting from the site of the first download. 5 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,928 Kristina, what are scientists saying about 6 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,725 the implications of today's procedure? 7 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,558 Well, that they are effectively reversing the upload process, 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,324 bringing us closer to endless corporeal life. 9 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:26,899 Thanks, Kristina. More from you in Cupertino in a moment. 10 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,154 Oscar Mayer Intel. 11 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,195 Pushing the boundaries of meat. 12 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,871 Big night. 13 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,120 It'll be perfect. Everything's set. 14 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,043 No, I was talking about the download. 15 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,371 That could be me soon. 16 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,666 And there. 17 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,382 Not bad for a dead guy. 18 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:49,724 So dope, right? 19 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,509 I don't know. It had more... 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,642 wow factor in the picture. 21 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,889 How about... Oh. 22 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,601 This one. 23 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,691 Yes. 24 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,727 Yes. This is it. I love it. 25 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:02,941 This just feels right. 26 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,020 Uh... 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,694 You look like a Jonas brother. 28 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:06,963 Great. Tonight's about me anyway. 29 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:10,284 I don't think so. Can I see... this one? 30 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,951 If you upgrade to Timberlake Plus. 31 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,409 Okay. 32 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,751 Do I dare? 33 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,868 Dare. 34 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,294 Yes. 35 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,330 Uh, maybe we save the money for a download. 36 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,705 Are you kidding? It's perfect, babe. Go on. 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,380 Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hi. 38 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,375 Boundaries. 39 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,056 Relax, it's just the AI doing its job. 40 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,807 Okay. 41 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,767 - Let's talk boutonnieres. - Yes. 42 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,733 - Eh, not really my style. - Baby, come on. 43 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,154 Today is our day. Right? 44 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,283 I've been planning every detail for a month. 45 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,570 Okay. 46 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,703 Good boyf. 47 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,080 - Rianne, turn your fucking walkie on. - Jesus. 48 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,077 No, Sheri needs candle duty backup. What have I... 49 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,712 Good move just saying yes, bro. 50 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,290 As the account holder, she's got all the power. 51 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,876 - Please. - Hey, man. 52 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,631 You want to fight her, it's your funeral. 53 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,533 - I can't deal with any more hiccups. - Oh, shit. 54 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,760 - I can't. - Hey. Hey, come here. 55 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,512 Everything is gonna be great. 56 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:18,814 It's not about the food or the decorations. 57 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,808 -Kinda. -It's about having your friends and family 58 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,980 all gathered to honor you. All right? 59 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,598 I'm gonna love it. I promise. 60 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,105 Not to party poop, 61 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,817 but upload funerals tend to be a little, mm... lame. 62 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,579 No, I think you're just predicting your own, 63 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,960 which will probably be poorly attended, 64 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,067 but I was very popular. 65 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,514 I've been waiting my whole life for this. 66 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,451 - Tonight's gonna fucking rock. - Yeah. 67 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,161 Okay. 68 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,661 Oh, shit! 69 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,453 Are we good here? 70 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,666 'Cause, uh, I'm gonna go watch this on a real TV. 71 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,787 Uh, no offense. 72 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,133 There are about 200 people 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,127 in the room here witnessing this. 74 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,169 You can go, too. 75 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,382 - Ugh. - In seconds, the consciousness 76 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,926 of Rupert Tilford will be reinserted 77 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,720 into this clone body, printed by Oscar Meyer Intel 78 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,805 from his DNA. 79 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,390 This is my ticket home. 80 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,395 Tilford had the winning bid of 81 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,727 $4 billion, earning him the distinction of 82 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,732 becoming the first download in human history. 83 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,565 Many would agree the opportunity 84 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,611 to live again in real life is worth any price. 85 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,824 Okay, the team is now cueing up 86 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,155 the reinsertion process. 87 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,540 This will carry thousands of terabytes of data 88 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,288 - into the clone. - And that data, 89 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,620 - that's his consciousness, right? Correct. 90 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,245 The machine is a reverse Scanner, 91 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,002 reorganizing the synaptic connections 92 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,304 in his brain cells. 93 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,261 Rupert, can you hear me? 94 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,270 They've made contact. 95 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,355 - Uh... - I-I smell... 96 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,244 uh, sweat. 97 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,331 It's fantastic. 98 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,488 I'm me again. 99 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,245 Can you feel any sensation? 100 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,367 I can feel everything. 101 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,754 It's so beautiful. 102 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,711 Oh. Oh. Oh. 103 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,090 Oh. Look. 104 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,341 Look, my fingers, my toes. 105 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,394 It worked! 106 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,226 What? What's the matter? 107 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,557 Oh. Oh, no. 108 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,273 Uh, levels are dropping. 109 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,653 Inject reserve unit supply. 110 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,572 O-Okay, okay, stop. 111 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,780 Okay, this doesn't feel good. 112 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,200 - Mm... - Ew. 113 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,659 Re-upload me. 114 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,408 Re-upload me! Now! 115 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,079 Fucking upload me! Now! Fuck science! 116 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,001 This is Kris... 117 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,422 Yeah, fuck those motherfucking tech assholes! 118 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,262 "Upload me! Upload me!" 119 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,548 Mm-hmm. 120 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,931 Well, I... 121 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,183 guess I'll be here a little longer than we thought. 122 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,226 That's okay, baby. 123 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,060 'Cause I'll be right here with you. 124 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,185 Oh. 125 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,571 Oh, bebs, they just opened the doors. 126 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,738 I got to go. 127 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,031 Oh, shit. 128 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,833 How fast can you fix this? 129 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,867 ♪ ♪ 130 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,457 How are you feeling, Luke? 131 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,209 Lately? Can't complain. 132 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,422 I feel like I found a really great friend in Nathan, 133 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:40,303 so if I ever start to feel weird, I just focus on that. 134 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,930 Really? That was fast. 135 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,428 And his funeral is soon, so... 136 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,310 when I'm the perfect shoulder to lean on, 137 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,136 I think we'll hit best friend status. 138 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,142 Possibly. 139 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,643 Wait. What do you know? 140 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,265 Well, are you sure you're invited? 141 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,312 Doesn't his funeral start in ten minutes? 142 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,315 Yeah. We got to cut it short today. 143 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,938 Angel! 144 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,155 -What room is Nathan New Guy in? -Which Nathan? Nathan Greenstein? 145 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,817 - Sure, Nathan New Guy. - 10440. 146 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,334 Ew, God, no! Angel! 147 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,370 - What? - Young Nathan New Guy! 148 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,334 -Oh, the chisely one? Uh, Nathan Brown? -Yes! 149 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,295 Oh, well, have you considered minding your own damn business? 150 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,357 - I cannot keep giving you information just because you... 151 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,860 - I don't have time for this bullshit. One star! - ask me for the information. 152 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,403 - Angel supervisor! - Wait, no, no, no, you don't have to... 153 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,546 - You don't have to... - Hi. 154 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,064 My dumb angel is sucking again. I need the room of 155 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,597 my close friend and confidante, Nathan Brown. 156 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,601 I will throw myself into the torrent right now 157 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,443 if I don't get it; that's how frustrating 158 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,148 she's making this whole process. 159 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,188 Thank you for your feedback. I can assist you. 160 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,283 Nathan Brown is in 10556. 161 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,910 - Thank you. - You're so welcome. 162 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,238 Jesus Christ, I almost killed myself because of you. 163 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,043 You know, when you say that, 164 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,407 - it doesn't really have a meaning anymore, so... - Damn it. 165 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,254 He's already heading over, and he looks fantastic. 166 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,500 Angel, formal suit options. 167 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,005 Don't forget to keep your chin up, okay? 168 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,140 Hi. Enjoy the gift bags. 169 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,467 Ingrid. 170 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,473 You outdid yourself. 171 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,935 And may I say, mourning suits you. 172 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,977 Aw, Derek. Nathan's really looking forward to seeing you. 173 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,691 That's a... that's a nice suit. 174 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,402 Hey, you are gonna bounce back so fast. 175 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,703 You're such a strong woman. 176 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,737 How much is it costing you to keep him up there? 177 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,741 Just curious. I mean... Don't get me wrong, 178 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,623 I love the guy. Love the guy. I'd do anything for him. 179 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,711 But, uh, you know you can do better. Right? 180 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,037 - Right? - Okay. 181 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,042 Wow. 182 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,714 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 183 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,383 That was one of my top five haircuts. 184 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,852 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 185 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,403 Hey. What? Wait, what now? 186 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,647 Do you need a minute? On your count, you let me know. 187 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,819 Oh, you're here for the funeral. 188 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,068 Um, actually, my girlfriend kind of 189 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,110 planned the whole thing and... 190 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,454 she's trying to keep it pretty small. 191 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,868 What? 192 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,962 -Come on! -Look, man, I didn't want to play 193 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,957 the vet card this early in our best friendship, 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,880 - but I wore my dress blues. - Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with that. 195 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,880 - Let's do this. - Yes! 196 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,472 - And, uh, Luke? - Yes. 197 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,466 Cool. 198 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,887 Oh. 199 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,813 Nathan. 200 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,019 I'm so sorry about your death. 201 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,020 And so pleased about your britches. 202 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,482 - I do hope that style returns permanently. 203 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,533 Well, thanks for coming, Mildred, um... 204 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,448 Mm. 205 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,028 Oh. 206 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,865 Who is that? 207 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,123 Ingrid's grandmother. 208 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,834 Yeah, she a hundred years old. 209 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,674 Okay, but, like, she's hot, right? 210 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,920 Something about that Great Depression vibe, 211 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:09,423 like she'd do anything for a can of soup. 212 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,086 Yeah. 213 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,854 ♪ ♪ 214 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,122 Oh. 215 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,793 Ing-lo Saxon. 216 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,501 My Brownie. Hi. 217 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,461 Ooh. Ow. 218 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,251 -Sorry. -It's okay. Just say hi to my folks. 219 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,756 Hey, guys. Thanks for coming. 220 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,217 Well, we love Lakeview 221 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,427 and we are a Horizen family, after all. 222 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,467 Three generations of unlimited data. 223 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,392 Yeah. Jack, your hair looks really clean today. 224 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,772 Mommy washed it. 225 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,228 All right. 226 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,149 Nath-him? I barely knew him. 227 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,607 D-bag. D-money. What's... 228 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,188 - Fuck me. I forgot. - Yeah. 229 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,114 You're dead, man. What's up? 230 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,282 I'll take some of that action. 231 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,121 Hey, man, is Jamie with you? 232 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,674 I don't know, man. 233 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,387 I-I went to pick him up and he flaked on me. 234 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,587 Said he had too much work to do, said you left him 235 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,747 - "in a jam." - No. 236 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,705 He's not returning my calls. 237 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,216 Hold on. 238 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,427 - Oh. - Hey. 239 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,547 Mom. 240 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,013 You look so real. 241 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,393 I am real, Mom. 242 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,139 Well, I watched your head burn off. 243 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,392 Okay. 244 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,313 How's the food? 245 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,872 Oh, that's the best part. We get to eat 246 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,605 maple bacon doughnuts for breakfast every day. 247 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,687 Ooh, I've never had one of those. 248 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,113 Remember when 249 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,741 I used to pull a quarter from your ear? 250 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,948 I can't do that now, 'cause you're in a video game. 251 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,990 What a beautiful day 252 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:03,544 for the celebration of our dearly uploaded Nathan Brown. 253 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,250 Brought to you by L'Oréal. 254 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:09,040 Please enjoy a randomly generated slideshow 255 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,376 of Nathan's own memories and iPhoto library 256 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,632 on the screen above me. 257 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,514 On Saturday, he ate through one slice of chocolate cake, 258 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,143 one ice cream cone... 259 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,850 Aw, my PAW Patrol lamp. 260 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:26,270 One slice of cheese, one slice of salami, 261 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,441 one lollipop, one... 262 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,319 Ooh. Be right back. 263 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,501 What's with the waves? 264 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,577 I don't know. 265 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,672 It's a setting. 266 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,416 They-they use it to cover nudity. 267 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,129 Probably in this case, jerking off. 268 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,380 Perfect. 269 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,763 How do you know Nathan? 270 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,339 Oh, me? Uh, we, uh, work together. 271 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,596 - Mm. - You? 272 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,177 Engineering school. Carnegie Mellon. 273 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,392 I'm Bethany. 274 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,312 - Holden. - Glynn. 275 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,980 Nora. 276 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,808 So, what was Nathan like in college? 277 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,026 He was a well-adjusted freshman that got hotter every year. 278 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,987 By the end, he had a minor in narcissism. 279 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,948 - It was a campus full of nerds. - Yes. 280 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,119 So he was a big fish in a small pond. 281 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,658 He was a barracuda in a fucking toilet bowl. 282 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,910 Not cocky, just on top of the world. 283 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,536 - He was a good boyfriend though. - Yeah. 284 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,384 - True. - Wait. 285 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,499 You all dated him? 286 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,055 Yeah, there was a gap between each of us... 287 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,668 A small gap, but a gap. 288 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,375 Huh. 289 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,965 Did you ever date Nathan? 290 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,100 Oh, uh, no. 291 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,847 I don't, I don't think I'm his type. 292 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,849 - At-at all. - Really? 293 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,891 Yeah, I think you are. 294 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,103 Oh. 295 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,896 I don't know. 296 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,070 No. Try one more, one more. 297 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,026 Ew. 298 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,780 Stop, that's so bad. 299 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,583 Hey. How do you think this is going? 300 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,987 This is going pretty well, right? 301 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,535 Wait, where are they going? 302 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,368 Oh, Rams game. 303 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,884 Hey, baby. 304 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,347 ♪ ♪ 305 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,067 Lord... 306 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,735 I googled Nathan Brown. 307 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,985 And I liked what I saw. 308 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,286 Our Nathan was a son, a friend, 309 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,831 a one-time catalog model. 310 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,004 Two-time. Two-time. 311 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,212 Accomplished barista... 312 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:01,054 and an avid fan of a violent children's game. 313 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,381 What, is he doing a Mad Libs? 314 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,585 I gave him some basic info about you. 315 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,426 - He's not wrong. - No, he-he's making me sound immature. 316 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,062 I had big things in the works. 317 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,979 Well, that didn't exactly pan out. 318 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,687 You gave Methuselah a thousand years 319 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,147 and he praised your name. 320 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,727 Lord, you gave Noah 321 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,022 950 years, 322 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,146 hallelu! 323 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,283 Psalm 88:10. 324 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,991 - Do you show your wonders to the dead? 325 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,616 Do their spirits rise up 326 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,910 and praise you?! 327 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,134 So with zero seconds to spare, goggle rings around my eyes. 328 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,996 What? Thank God for Gina. 329 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,553 What-what'd she do... 330 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,587 Hey. Hey, turn it back. 331 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,801 I'm just checking the score. 332 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,262 Right now. 333 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,812 So, how do you know Nathan? 334 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,638 We won a SoCal Shoot the World tournament back in 2030. 335 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,515 In the gaming community, they call me "Bear Claw." 336 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,943 No big deal. You play? 337 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,942 God, no. No. But I was active duty, 338 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,324 which is, you know, shooting the real world. 339 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,281 In the Army community, they call me "corporal." 340 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,913 Very big deal. 341 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,739 Cool. 342 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,544 Ah, I wish we could've given you a ceremony that was more you. 343 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,289 Money's just tight these days. 344 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,081 But things are okay, right? 345 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,794 I-I mean, you got the payout from the business with Jamie? 346 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,206 We got your equity shares. 347 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,585 And to be honest, it wasn't very much. 348 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,933 I-I mean, Jamie said a lot went to tying up loose ends 349 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,969 'cause you didn't finish the work. 350 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,314 You're Ingrid Kannerman. 351 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,726 Those are a lot of hors d'oeuvres. 352 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402 I'm sorry, who are you? 353 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,324 Fran Booth, investigator. 354 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,533 Health investigator? 355 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,662 No, a suspicious circumstances investigator. 356 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,450 Think of me as a famous detective. 357 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,955 I have questions for you about the night of the incident. 358 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,207 Question one... 359 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,336 Hmm, you suddenly stiffened. 360 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,747 Nervous? 361 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,606 I'm just trying to understand the context 362 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,381 of your so-called boyfriend's premature upload. 363 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,795 Okay, he's my boyfriend-boyfriend, 364 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,393 and it was not premature. 365 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,638 He was dying. 366 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,260 Not according to the hospital. 367 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,266 His vitals were going back up. 368 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,268 In case you were hoping for a big payout from the car company, 369 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,441 hope for something else. 370 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,059 Okay. Fran, is it? 371 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,896 So there's some really amazing deep hair conditioning masks 372 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,783 in those gift bags over there. 373 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,610 Maybe you should check those out. 374 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,235 Hair masks are for ding-dongs. 375 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,741 Okay. I'm gonna say a few words. 376 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,664 - I'll be listening. - That's good. 377 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,003 - That's why I told you. - Yeah. 378 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,416 Bye. 379 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,835 Excuse me. Thank you. 380 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,678 Thank you all for being here to celebrate 381 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,678 in this beautiful location, with a well-curated menu 382 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,141 and tasteful floral arrangements. 383 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,231 Though today has been blissfully perfect in many ways, 384 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,809 we need to remember a tragic event 385 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,975 that happened to a very important person: 386 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,194 Rupert Tilford. 387 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,654 What? 388 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,324 The download misfire was a shock to us all, 389 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,623 as men and women of good conscience 390 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,407 and as a global community. 391 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,582 Now, you can focus on the bloody aftermath... 392 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,622 And there was a lot of blood... 393 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:25,836 Or... you can focus on those beautiful four seconds, 394 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,679 when an upload was back in his own body. 395 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,217 Come on. 396 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,850 Now, I choose to live in those four seconds, 397 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,060 because positive thinking is truly the most powerful force 398 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,601 we have in this world. 399 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,444 Am I right? 400 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,690 So... 401 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,401 to those four seconds. 402 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,319 Those four seconds! 403 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,703 Thank you. 404 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,241 Uh... Hey. 405 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,035 Babe, um, can you clink your glass again for me? 406 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,289 - Oh. Sure, booby. - Thanks. 407 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,752 Whoops. One more. 408 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,843 Hey. Hey, everyone. 409 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,378 Um, thank you all for coming. 410 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,631 At this time, I would just like to ask, 411 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,183 you know, any of my friends if they want to say... 412 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,849 anything... about me. 413 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,969 I-I always knew you jerked it to women's tennis. 414 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,436 - Okay. - Was it the grunting, or...? 415 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,975 Okay. 416 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,251 Would anyone other than Uncle... 417 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,672 Uncle Larry, put your fucking hand down. 418 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,650 Anyone else at all want to say something? 419 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,073 Maybe a nice eulogy? Derek? 420 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,112 Oh, he's gone. 421 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,155 Um, okay. 422 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,079 Uh, Bobby? 423 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,077 Jamie? 424 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329 No-shows. 425 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,331 Um... 426 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,753 Willia... 427 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,921 William! 428 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,918 William. 429 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,300 Uh, as, uh, 430 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,338 manager of Nathan's apartment complex... 431 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,512 No. No, no. No. 432 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,930 Uh, other William? 433 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,049 He left. 434 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,968 He was a nice guy. 435 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,984 We both were named William. 436 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,636 Oh, God. Uh, let's go to New York. 437 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,135 Maybe... 438 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,523 Oh. 439 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,734 Hey, Bethany, Glynn, Holden. 440 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,944 -Hey. -Hey. -Hi. 441 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,565 What? 442 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,991 Hi. 443 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:15,989 No! 444 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,320 No more exes, please. 445 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,576 What was wrong with my speech? 446 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,158 Uh... 447 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,834 well, you didn't even mention me. 448 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,334 I mean, not that I got to choose any details, 449 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,836 but to not even be mentioned? 450 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,049 Okay, do you have something you want to say? 451 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,719 A month ago, I wasn't even planning on attending 452 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,388 my own funeral, 453 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,797 but I really never would've guessed 454 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,806 that it would suck this hard. 455 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,428 Suck? 456 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,015 Italian cortito suit. 457 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,810 - Oh, God. - Boutonniere. 458 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,114 - Minibar chips at nine bucks a bag. 459 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,318 - I put those back. - How about therapy dog? 460 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,938 - Angel service? - Great. Great. 461 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,025 Why don't you just delete me, save all the money? 462 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,070 Okay, don't tempt me. 463 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,583 Your friend Derek made it pretty clear I could go home with him. 464 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,589 You're right. 465 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,838 I'm just being ungrateful. 466 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,428 So let's just do whatever you want. 467 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,087 Thank you. 468 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,306 - This is too sad. - Yeah. 469 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,713 We're gonna get a table across the street, 470 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,939 if you want to join. 471 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,520 Oh, uh, I can't. 472 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,225 Long commute home. 473 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,185 But... thanks. 474 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,585 Yeah. It was really great to meet you, 475 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,702 even if it did get a little dark towards the end there. 476 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,882 Hey, Cousin Fran. 477 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,342 Nice of you to come. 478 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,222 Sorry for your loss. 479 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,928 Do you have any enemies, 480 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,889 and can you list them in order of most likely 481 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,469 to want to kill you to least likely? 482 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,934 What? What is this about? 483 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,104 I'm helping your mom sue Google Motors. 484 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,402 It is my theory your car was tampered with. 485 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,727 But you're not an investigator. 486 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,033 You're a middle school gym teacher. 487 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,107 I'm excellent at puzzles. 488 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,025 Okay. Well... 489 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,242 I don't remember having any enemies. 490 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,082 But I have been having some memory problems lately. 491 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,449 Oh, just like your car. 492 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,905 Interesting. 493 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,998 Right. 494 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,291 - Well, enjoy the snacks, Fran. - I have. 495 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,967 Please grab a L'Oréal gift bag on your way out. 496 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,386 Thank you. 497 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,726 You know I didn't mean those things I said before, right? 498 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,404 I know, babe. 499 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,816 Best funeral ever. 500 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,413 Yeah. 501 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,068 It was. 502 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,411 Okay, Rianne! Where are you? 503 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,630 Rianne? 504 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,089 Yo, dog. 505 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,589 Check it. 506 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,474 Hmm. 507 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,221 That you? 508 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,386 Yeah. 509 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,604 The new Botox Babies dropped. 510 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,864 I saved it to watch together. 511 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,317 Oh, yes. 512 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,857 You're the best. 513 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,441 All right, give me two seconds. 514 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,566 Just want to see if someone is working late in L.A. 515 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,160 Call Josh Pitzer. 516 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,709 Josh Pitzer. 517 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,077 Mr. Pitzer. Hi. 518 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,883 Nora Antony from New York. 519 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,337 Christ, it's, like, 1:00 a.m. there. 520 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,536 Why are you stalking me? 521 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,836 I had a couple questions about Nathan Brown, who came in 522 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,090 with Jamie Arpaz to talk about a project called Beyond. 523 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,223 I'm not going to confirm or deny any of that, 524 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,010 and the fact you have knowledge of it 525 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,224 tells me that someone's broken an NDA, so... 526 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,354 Nathan Brown is dead. 527 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,731 I was just at his funeral. 528 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,349 Wow. 529 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,265 They were both so young. Um... 530 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,775 I mean, I was angry 531 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,568 at the one who refused to sell, but I would never want this. 532 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,072 Which one died? 533 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,414 Was it the shy one or the-the really good-looking guy? 534 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,789 The really good-looking guy. 535 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,407 Tell me, why did they refuse your investment? 536 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,084 They didn't. I mean, I don't know 537 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,964 who you're talking about, and none of that ever happened. 538 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,180 Jamie. 539 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,682 The person at 2-1-3-5- 540 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,103 M-percent-sign- 541 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:57,482 5-7-3-1-8-9-2 is not available. 542 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,560 To leave a message, begin speaking at the tone. 543 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,360 Hey. It was my funeral today. 544 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,281 Yeah. Derek was there. 545 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,609 He was a huge dick. 546 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,954 I guess he was hitting on Ingrid. 547 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,490 Uh... oh, but I had a nice toast given to me 548 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,544 by my apartment manager William, so... 549 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,579 that was a huge highlight. 550 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,792 Anyway, it was just weird seeing everybody. 551 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,504 Or, well, almost everybody. 552 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,174 Give me a call sometime, man. 553 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,224 Looks like I'll be here for a while. 554 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,888 Unless Ingrid decides to stop paying the bills. 555 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,604 Okay. 556 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,390 I've had about enough of today, but... 557 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,765 you know, tomorrow's a new one, right? 558 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,812 Maybe I'll talk to you then. 559 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,253 ♪ Now that you've gotten to the autumn of ♪ 560 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:04,302 ♪ Your years and you feel your best yet ♪ 561 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,467 ♪ So happy that you got to the bottom of ♪ 562 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,126 ♪ The fears that were fettering you ♪ 563 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,046 ♪ And you found a round stone ♪ 564 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:17,064 ♪ And you're wearing it around like a jewel. ♪ 565 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,099 ♪ ♪