1 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,771 [playful music playing] 2 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,573 [Kim] I haven't been in a store like this in a really long time. 3 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,819 [David] I love CVS. 4 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,280 I come to CVS 'cause I used to have a TV show, 5 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,282 and it makes me feel-- 6 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,073 Just a minute. Hey, hold it. 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,447 -Here, look. It's like we're on TV. -Yeah. 8 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,794 Hi, everybody. We'll be right back. 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,410 [theme music playing] 10 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,432 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, David Letterman. 11 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,766 [cheering, clapping] 12 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,731 How are you? 13 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,818 Thank you so very much. Thank you. Please. 14 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,485 Nice to see you folks. Anybody been here before? 15 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,325 This is our second time at the Alex. You were here before, ma'am? 16 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,707 Oh, here come the latecomers. Oh, for chrissake. 17 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,580 The showtime's not on the tickets? Just have a seat. 18 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,837 [cheering, clapping] 19 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,053 [chuckles] 20 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,681 All right, stop looking at 'em. 21 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,891 [laughing] 22 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:41,394 So, the great thing about being a part of this series 23 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:46,186 is learning stuff I have not heretofore known much about. 24 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,482 And there's a lot to be learned here tonight, 25 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:54,611 and I'm very excited and just a little trepidatious. 26 00:01:54,697 --> 00:02:00,287 So, ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor, welcome Kimberly Noel Kardashian West. 27 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,790 [cheering, clapping] 28 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,545 [Kim] Hi. 29 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,086 [cheering, clapping continues] 30 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,473 Hi! 31 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,307 -Thank you for having me. -Thank you very much for being here. 32 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,394 -How are you? -I'm good. 33 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,194 Did you do that? 34 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,309 -The braid? -Yeah. 35 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,225 No. 36 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,573 No, no, I don't know how to do hair. 37 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,069 Did someone do that, though? 38 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:36,776 Someone cut their hair off and provided it, the long braid. 39 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,697 And then, like, two-faced tape? 40 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,079 No, it has, like, a hook in it, 41 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,254 and you kind of glue it around. 42 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,792 -No! -[Kim] Yeah, it takes-- 43 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,166 And my real hair is, like, braided into it. 44 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,503 Whoa! 45 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,878 [crowd laughing] 46 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,304 It's remarkable, but now I've got nothing but different questions. 47 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,844 First of all, is it legal? 48 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,297 It is legal, yeah. 49 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,757 Can I ask you what an item like that'll run you? 50 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:08,939 Well, I believe that I did an Instagram post in exchange for it. 51 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,192 [laughing] 52 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,399 Wow. 53 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,444 [audience cheering, clapping] 54 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,202 For a lifetime of hair, one Instagram post. 55 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,991 So, we're looking at probably, what is that? 56 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,334 A quarter of a million dollars we're looking at? 57 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,040 [audience laughing] 58 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,871 Just kidding. Just kidding. I don't really talk money. 59 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:31,337 I think it's, like, really, sometimes, like, just inappropriate. 60 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,419 But what can I do for a lifetime supply of hair? 61 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:37,258 -It looks like you got a lot. You're good. -Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about this. 62 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,142 -I could always move it around. -You're good. 63 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,469 -It's like I'm growing my own supply. -If only it was that easy. 64 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:47,135 Um, years and years ago, I, and I think I was not alone about this, 65 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,897 probably made jokes about you and your show. 66 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,146 Because I didn't know. 67 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,242 And that's what I got paid to do, was make jokes about stuff. 68 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,688 -Everybody did. -[Kim] Yeah. 69 00:03:56,778 --> 00:04:00,368 Well, here we are, and we're not laughing now. 70 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:05,448 -Because the success… -Yeah. Yes, yes. 71 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,536 [audience clapping, cheering] 72 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:15,127 Uh, and then, the other thing, that being famous for being famous, 73 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,223 that never squared with me 74 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,929 because it's a television show, 75 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,139 and being one of the stars of that television show… 76 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:28,559 if you didn't have a certain star quality, that show would not have succeeded. 77 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,903 You wouldn't be on the air right now. Somebody else would have it. 78 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:35,570 So, the notion of fame for being famous, I always thought was hollow. 79 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,900 -I never bought that. -Yeah. 80 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,816 I never really got that, either, 'cause I always thought… 81 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,577 I mean, acting is so hard, and I can't do that. 82 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,789 But, like, that's a character. 83 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,079 So, if someone doesn't like that movie and that character, 84 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,083 that's okay. 85 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:54,288 But people have to like us for us. 86 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:58,167 To me, that was a harder job, is, "How do you share your life?" 87 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,876 -You have to succeed as yourself, yeah. -As yourself. 88 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,297 We made a pact from the start. 89 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,925 Like, we gotta show everything, and we gotta be ourselves. 90 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,104 What's really different about our situation is, 91 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,393 usually, in a family, 92 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,307 it's one person kind of comes up in the business, 93 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,727 but I got to experience everything with every single family member, 94 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,737 at the same time. 95 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,698 If the E! Network sent us on a trip all around the world, 96 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,120 and, you know, we were there together… 97 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,409 I worked for CBS for 20 years, they never sent me anywhere. 98 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,504 [laughing] 99 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,247 [audience clapping] 100 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,209 I'm twice your age. 101 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,625 I don't think I need to call attention to that. 102 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,674 [audience laughing] 103 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,927 But-- And the things that have been your life… 104 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,184 there may be seven, eight, nine, ten of them 105 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:53,305 that any one would fill a single life. 106 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,314 Your father was an attorney 107 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,146 but was not practicing. 108 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,821 [Kim] He was in the music business, 109 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:03,570 and then he reinstated his law degree for his friend, for OJ, 110 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,494 to do that case, and, um-- 111 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:11,124 I'm gonna interrupt you right here. He-- OJ was your godfather. 112 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,464 Very close friend. Like, Uncle OJ. 113 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,129 Okay, he's not your godfather, he's Uncle OJ. 114 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,039 Your father's best friend. 115 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,011 -Your mother was best friends with Nicole. -[Kim] Yeah, so… 116 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,680 Yes. The week before that happened, 117 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,850 we were all in Mexico together at a family trip, 118 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,890 the Simpsons and us, 119 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,191 and then this happening was kind of unimaginable. 120 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,097 But then, having… 121 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,152 your dad take one side, 122 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,822 and your mom take the complete opposite side… 123 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,861 I mean, I remember answering the phone. 124 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,775 It was dinnertime, and we were all sitting down, 125 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,413 and I answered the phone, and it was a call from jail. 126 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,331 And it was OJ, 127 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,870 and I handed my mom the phone 'cause he wanted to speak to her. 128 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,294 And I just remember them getting into it. 129 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:59,253 So, you know, my mom was extremely vocal on her feelings. 130 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:02,205 -What did she think or feel? -[Kim] You know, she was-- 131 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,046 Believed that… 132 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,554 you know, her friend was murdered by him. 133 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,473 And that was really traumatizing for her. 134 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,556 Then, we'd go to my dad's house, and it was a whole other situation there. 135 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:21,444 And it would be, like, Johnnie Cochran, Bob Shapiro, my dad, like, the whole team. 136 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:25,954 So, we didn't really know what to believe or whose side to take as kids, 137 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,868 'cause we didn't wanna hurt one of our parents' feelings. 138 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,700 And my dad took us to court one day with him, 139 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,044 and he took us out of school and didn't tell my mom. 140 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,460 And I remember my mom was sitting with Nicole's parents, 141 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:40,289 and Kourtney and I were sitting right behind OJ. 142 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:43,666 And we look over at my mom, and she's giving us this death stare. 143 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:46,594 Like, "What are you doing out of school? What are you doing here?" 144 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:49,394 And Kourtney and I were like, "Just look straight. Do not look at Mom." 145 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,639 [laughing] 146 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:55,851 It kind of tore our family apart, I'd say, for the whole time of the trial. 147 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,693 And you're 13, and this happens? 148 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,688 [Kim] Yeah, 13, 14. 149 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,570 I mean, I vividly remember staying home from school to watch the verdict, 150 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,860 and then my Dad called us afterwards and was like, 151 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:10,784 "Oh, my God. Okay, meet us at Uncle OJ's. We're all gonna go over there." 152 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,082 And Kourtney and I went there. 153 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:18,119 And, well, I guess I just said I was 14, but my dad let me drive at that time. 154 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,746 [crowd laughing] 155 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,542 And I pulled up to the gate on my way home, 156 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,382 and there was all these cameras outside. 157 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,013 And then, that night on Hard Copy, 158 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:32,260 it said, "Robert Kardashian's mistress pulling up to his house." 159 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,005 And I was like, "Oh, my God." 160 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:37,806 Like, I couldn't believe it that they were making this stuff up. 161 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,312 And that was, like, my first real lesson with the media. 162 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:44,435 One can't help but recall 163 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,284 the tragedy of the lives that were ended, 164 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,241 and the families of the people. 165 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,031 Do you have any feelings about his guilt or innocence now? 166 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,448 You know, I've never expressed how I've felt about that 167 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,327 because I just respect his children. 168 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,825 So, if I were to say something 169 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,127 that would hurt someone's feelings publicly, 170 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:06,881 unless they're coming for me, 171 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:11,553 and I have to defend myself or a family member, then I'm aware. 172 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,224 [audience clapping, cheering] 173 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,719 How old were you when your father passed away? 174 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:19,888 Twenty-two. 175 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,266 Twenty-two. And that, of course, rocked you? 176 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,653 -Absolutely. -Changed everything. 177 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,819 Yeah. I worked for him in his office, 178 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,441 and I learned so much from him. 179 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:34,117 Your father's an attorney, and now you're going to law school. 180 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,778 Is it too simplistic to make this connection? 181 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,657 It's just interesting. 182 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:42,044 I-- The connection to my dad is obvious, 183 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,753 but we grew up 184 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,673 in a really blessed lifestyle in Beverly Hills. 185 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,013 We had an amazing life, 186 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,968 and, before, 187 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:56,638 I was really oblivious to other people's problems. 188 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:02,353 And then, I saw this tweet of Alice Johnson, 189 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,685 and the simplicity of the fact 190 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,480 that someone that did their first offense, 191 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,693 a low-level drug offense, 192 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,029 got the same sentence as Charles Manson… 193 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,865 -It just didn't make sense to me. -This was not a violent crime. 194 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,540 And she got life. 195 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,999 And it was extremely important to me… 196 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,539 to shed light on it. 197 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,799 [reporter] Kim Kardashian West arriving at the White House Wednesday. 198 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,841 A high-wattage West Wing meeting 199 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,094 that just two years ago, 200 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,096 I think most Americans would agree they never imagined they'd see. 201 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,970 President Trump has fast-tracked 202 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,638 a convicted drug offender to freedom today, 203 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,897 commuting the life sentence of an Alabama great-grandmother, 204 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,650 after a face-to-face appeal from Kim Kardashian. 205 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:57,198 Do you suddenly get contacted from every person 206 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,741 in every prison in every state of the country? 207 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,373 -Pretty much, yeah. -[audience chuckling] 208 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,174 So, we're talking now about sentencing reform. 209 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,039 I don't wanna rely on having to bring a plus one, 210 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,667 an attorney with me everywhere I go, 211 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,724 'cause I don't know the ins and outs of the laws. 212 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,129 I wanna figure this out myself. 213 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,427 Are you in a law school? You're not in a law school? 214 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,891 So, it's called Reading the Law, and it's in California. 215 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,972 There's four states that do it this way. 216 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,768 Abraham Lincoln did it this way, famously. 217 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,602 Um, so, it's legit. 218 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,558 I think sometimes people think, 219 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,778 like, at home, you're just at home, you know, 220 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,949 but you have to spend almost 20 hours a week in an office, 221 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:42,164 with attorneys that do this apprenticeship with you, 222 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,913 teach you about the law from, you know, torts 223 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:48,575 to civil procedure to, you know, you have to learn everything. 224 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,666 And then, after year one, you have to take a one-day version of the bar, 225 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,764 which is called the baby bar, and you have to pass that. 226 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,761 You've got your time pretty well budgeted for the next four, five years. 227 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,715 [Kim] Yes. 228 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,474 [soft music playing] 229 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:10,190 When you take this law test, you're allowed to bring in a list of items. 230 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,561 -Specific things, yes. -Okay. 231 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,767 If you know what they are-- [grunts] 232 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,358 I'm all right! I'm all-- 233 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,033 Thank you. Everything's fine. 234 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,531 I like to come in here… 235 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,453 uh, and announce that I have medical trouble. 236 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,544 Like, if I saw somebody in the pharmacy, I would say, 237 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:31,580 "I have these angry, red boils full of pus." 238 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,627 -"Do you have any cream for that?" -[chuckling] 239 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,172 And pretty much, then, I have the store to myself. 240 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,844 I need the absolute perfect pen. I know that sounds crazy. 241 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,507 Some are more inky. I'm gonna open all of these. 242 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,137 -It's hard-- -Bust 'em open. Let's try. 243 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,353 It is not my stuff. 244 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,313 How long is the examination gonna be? 245 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,233 [Kim] It's one day. So, it's gonna take time. 246 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,652 I've had dreams like this, where Kim Kardashian 247 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,071 and I are sitting on the floor in a drug store. 248 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,860 I've had-- it's a recurring dream. 249 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,948 It's gonna take hours, and hours, and hours. 250 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,911 -The test? -Yeah, it's like a ten-hour test. 251 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,412 So, it needs to be the perfect pen in my hands. 252 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,865 -You want me to open some of these? -[Kim] Yes, please. 253 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,075 -I'm gonna just write your name. -[David] Well, that's very sweet. 254 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,747 You wanna-- Just try this one. That may be the same. 255 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,048 No, it's not. I can already tell. 256 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,220 -[gasps] See how that's inky like that? -Oh, it smudges. 257 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,261 Okay, wait. These are the kind of pens I like. What is the difference? 258 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,216 What about batteries? You need batteries? 259 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,926 -[Kim] I don't think we need batteries. -You always need batteries. 260 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,557 Or, no, I don't like a gel roller. 261 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,524 [David] Heads up. Stand clear. Look out. 262 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,018 The other one feels a bit bolder, 263 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,316 and I think I'm gonna go for more bold. 264 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,690 [David] Shopping for pens. 265 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,106 Let's get our blood pressure taken. You want to? 266 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,328 -[Kim] Do we think it's clean, though? -No. 267 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,986 -I can guarantee it's not clean. -[Kim] Yeah. 268 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,618 -What is happening? -You got anything? 269 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,115 You busted the machine. 270 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,997 Can we have some help with the sphygmomanometer? 271 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,875 -Oh, here is! -[Kim] There we go. Is that good? 272 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,512 Yes. Oh, now your pulse rate is a little high. 273 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,719 -I attribute that to me. -Really? 274 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,510 -Plus, you're excited about being on TV. -[Kim] Totally. 275 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,764 [David] Have we got anything of use? 276 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,428 -I'm just gonna get some Old Spice. -[Kim] Go for it. 277 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,104 [David] Look at this. 278 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,685 Six hundred and twenty-five Q-tips for five bucks. Are you kidding me? 279 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,982 [over PA system] Attention CVS shoppers, 280 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,188 today is free Q-tip day! 281 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:26,448 Be sure to stop by our giant barrel of Q-tips. 282 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,702 [tapping] 283 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,326 [Kim] But the best part of a CVS is the candy. 284 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,663 [David] You read my mind. 285 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,040 -Oh, my God. -Kids love bath bombs. 286 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,837 I'm literally shopping away. 287 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,170 That's the whole point. We're here because we're Americans. 288 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,717 [David] Now, are we getting anything that you are gonna need? 289 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,433 We need a travel clock. 290 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,524 -[David] When is the exam? -[Kim] End of June. 291 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,190 So, I'm taking off six weeks to really focus. 292 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,400 The clock can only be two by two. 293 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,400 Perfect. Good. 294 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,108 How many of these tests have you taken so far? 295 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,653 I do a lot of practice tests, but I've never done one like that. 296 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,158 So, this would be your first actual, on the record, here we go. 297 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,121 -Yes. -Well, good luck. 298 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,620 -I wish you all the best. -Thank you. 299 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,963 [David] What do you want for yourself, for your family in ten years? 300 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,423 What do you want that to look like? What will you do? 301 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:27,513 Hopefully for, you know, the next multiple administrations, 302 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,553 I will be working with the White House, helping them with clemencies. 303 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,098 But do you feel that what is being done 304 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:39,483 on behalf of sentencing reform now via this current administration, 305 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:45,243 in any way allows the balance of democracy 306 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:49,911 back in a corridor of viability? 307 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,325 Well, I have no idea what you just said. [laughing] 308 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,961 [audience laughing, clapping] 309 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,418 Thank you. Thank you very much. 310 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,883 -I'm not sure, either. -I'm not done with law school yet. 311 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,835 I'll try it again. I am-- I'm grateful for what you're doing. 312 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:16,638 But it doesn't make me feel any better about the current administration. 313 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,023 I understand that. 314 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,613 What-- Now, let me ask you. Who are you voting for? 315 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,979 [audience laughing] 316 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,645 I know who I'm voting for. 317 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,145 [Kim chuckles] 318 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,157 Trust me, everyone called me and said, 319 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,489 "Don't you dare step foot in that White House, 320 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,084 or your reputation is done." 321 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,949 And I said, "I have to step foot in there, 322 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,997 or these people's lives don't have a chance." 323 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,291 -So, it's a life over my reputation? -[David] Right. 324 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,575 Like, to me… 325 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,708 But, see, your good work is overwhelming. 326 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,013 Uh, it's a positive force 327 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:56,392 that diminishes what I consider to be unacceptable behavior by the president. 328 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,103 I-- I'm extremely focused, 329 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,853 and I truly am grateful for this administration, 330 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,766 for the work that they've done in prison reform. 331 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,065 So, I'll give props where props are due, 332 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,569 and I'll stay focused on what I know I can get done. 333 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,658 And, um, that's all I can do. 334 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,660 -Why don't I feel like that? -[chuckling] 335 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,453 Am I-- I'm not as good a person as you, maybe? 336 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,457 -I think, I mean-- -I'll be quiet now. 337 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,370 [giggles] 338 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,838 Uh, it's so nice of you to give up your time 339 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,588 because I know you're a busy, powerful woman, 340 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,802 and you have four kids under the age of… 341 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,966 -Six. -Six. 342 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,773 What is that like, for heaven's sakes? How are the kids now? 343 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,018 It's the most magical, wild, and fun, 344 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,441 and the best, hectic feeling. 345 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,151 It's like exactly how I remember growing up. 346 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,822 Is-- My little experience here, 347 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,782 that you have I have in common with every parent in the world 348 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,621 is you can't imagine 349 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,910 the constellation of concern and anxiety 350 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,246 one has about their kids. 351 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,332 -Yeah. -[David] It's never-ending. 352 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:09,167 But it is so much fun that you're willing to put everything else to the back of it. 353 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,134 Absolutely. I think when you become a mom, you just-- You think of everything. 354 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,587 I mean, especially nowadays. Like, you know, 355 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,137 "Are they okay at school and getting along with everyone?" 356 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,142 We just took our daughter to a school dance, 357 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,555 and there's a dance competition, and, you know, 358 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,314 "How will she feel if she wins. How will she feel if she doesn't win?" 359 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,606 And it consumes you so much. 360 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,030 How did she do at the dance competition? 361 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,780 Her and Kanye have won, I think, the last two years in a row. 362 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,032 -So, they-- -Well now, wait, wait a minute 363 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,485 [laughing] 364 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,244 -It's a daughter-father dance competition? -[Kim] Yes. 365 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,657 -It's-- Yes. -Oh. 366 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,615 But they practiced. They came up with this whole dance, 367 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,866 and they have their moves. 368 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,958 Well, that takes the worry out of it a little bit. 369 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,304 -Doesn't it? -Yes. 370 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,085 By the way, take me through the entire family. 371 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,054 -Let's go. Everybody. -Grandkids too? 372 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,136 Everybody you have. 373 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,390 -Youngest to oldest? -In any order. 374 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,062 -How would I know? -[Kim] Okay. 375 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,811 [giggling] 376 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,102 So, I have Psalm, who's eight months, 377 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,605 Chicago, who's two, Saint, who's four, 378 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:14,900 North, who's six, me, who's 39, Kanye. 379 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,865 And then, there's Kourtney… 380 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,448 [audience laughing] 381 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,743 People are lost already. 382 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,171 Scott, their kids, Mason, Penelope, and Reign. 383 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,498 And then, there's Khloé, and she has a daughter, True. 384 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,209 And then, we have Rob, and he has a daughter named Dream. 385 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,130 And then, there's Kendall, who has no kids. 386 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,295 And then Kylie, who has Stormi, 387 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,097 and then my mom, Kris, and my grandmother, MJ. 388 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,019 I didn't hear Brody. 389 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,020 [chuckles] 390 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:51,231 And then, that's Caitlyn's kids. She has Burt, Brandon, Brody, and Casey. 391 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,901 You mentioned Caitlyn Jenner, 392 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,948 who I knew as Bruce Jenner, 393 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,909 '76 Olympic decathlon gold medalist, 394 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,912 and as your stepfather. 395 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,788 And, now, it's Caitlyn Jenner. 396 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,674 What was that experience? 397 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,461 Well, Bruce was the best stepdad. 398 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,214 He-- It was amazing. 399 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,264 And then, when I was 26 years old, my mom was out of town, 400 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,644 and I was living with them, 401 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,762 and… 402 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,773 walked in the garage, 403 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,146 and Bruce was dressed fully as a woman, 404 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,859 with a wig, and makeup, and a dress, and heels, and clothes. 405 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,361 This is the first time you had witnessed this? 406 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,283 Yes. 407 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,275 And I walked right past her… 408 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,118 into my room, packed a bag so fast, 409 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,331 and called Kourtney, and was like, "I have to come over to your house." 410 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,422 And she said, "Oh, my God, you caught Bruce cheating?" 411 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,456 And I said, "I wish." 412 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,002 -"Like, I'll see you soon." -[audience laughing] 413 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,297 And I drove over there, 414 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,594 and we had a computer, and we were looking up, like, 415 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,795 "What does this mean?" 416 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,604 And the only thing that we found online 417 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,351 was an Oprah episode… 418 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:11,401 on a transgender woman. 419 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,565 And we still couldn't really understand what it meant. 420 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,952 And then, Bruce called my phone and said, 421 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:23,488 "Whenever you're ready, I'd love to sit you down and talk to you, 422 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,413 but, in the meantime, don't tell a soul." 423 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,663 "Your mom has no idea, and she will kill me." 424 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,326 It was just a little confusing, 425 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,035 'cause we all wanted to be there in support of, 426 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,706 but then also wanting to support our mom, 427 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,665 who this is news to, married to someone for 22 years. 428 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,127 Her heart is broken, 429 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,258 and they have children, 430 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,564 and it was just a lot 431 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,978 when you kind of find out along with the whole world. 432 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,193 But I remember when I turned 30 years old, 433 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,481 Caitlyn came over. She said, 434 00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:00,855 "I felt these feelings as a kid, from four years old." 435 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:06,034 And only recently was she okay to be more like herself. 436 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,366 But think about that. I don't know how old she was, 437 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:12,542 but to have been uncomfortable up to that point, 438 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,582 you wouldn't wish that life on anybody. 439 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,456 But I do feel like she helped break barriers 440 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:19,593 and helped break that door open for people that didn't really understand. 441 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,921 The courage and the guts, and then I know this from… 442 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:23,838 um… 443 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:28,425 my participation at where my son goes to school. 444 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,353 And the education about this now, 445 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,903 uh, is light years ahead of what it was 446 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,398 when you were in school, 447 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,440 and, of course, when I was that age, they didn't have schools, but, uh… 448 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,775 -[chuckles] -So, that's encouraging, and-- 449 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:43,741 Yeah. 450 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,110 And it's to her credit that, you know, 451 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,328 she's helped with this educational process. 452 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,040 [audience clapping] 453 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,250 I mean, going back to my original premise, 454 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,712 when you were a kid, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians was beginning, 455 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:02,344 uh, there was a video released. 456 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,632 I don't know if it was a crime, but certainly a violation. 457 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,547 Yeah. 458 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,215 That must have been very, very hurtful to you. 459 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,851 -Uh… -And embarrassing. 460 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,931 -I don't know, it seemed like-- -[Kim] I was in my early 20s. 461 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:20,437 I think everyone makes stupid choices and decisions when they're that young. 462 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,194 You didn't do anything wrong as far as I'm concerned. 463 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:28,366 Uh… this was an attack on you, and you've survived it, so… 464 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,908 Yeah, I think just having, again, like, my family, 465 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,332 and even my grandma-- 466 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,251 Like, I was so upset when that was happening, 467 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,710 and I had my grandma there. 468 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,960 And talking to her about it, and my mom, 469 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:43,343 and everyone just really supported me. 470 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,255 And that meant everything to me. 471 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,512 -Mm-hm. -[Kim] And that is from day one, 472 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,264 when we had our first, 473 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,977 big public… scandal. 474 00:23:56,476 --> 00:24:00,266 That is how we always got through things, is with each other. 475 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,855 I have my family, and that's all that matters. 476 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:07,651 But when I was that age, the list of embarrassing things that I did, 477 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:11,527 a thousand times greater than you will experience in your lifetime. 478 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,406 Because I was just a dope. 479 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,333 -[audience laughing] -[David] And I was always drunk. 480 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,673 So, I was doing stupid, drunk things all the time. 481 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,500 And if I knew, or had an inkling, 482 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,468 that the people around me were not trustworthy 483 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,129 which is what happened in this case… 484 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,047 [Kim] Yeah. 485 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,425 …it would be crushing. 486 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:38,386 But imagine living today, where everyone has a phone, 487 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,347 everyone has a camera. 488 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,647 You literally can't even stuff your face with food 489 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,993 without people taking crazy, embarrassing pictures. 490 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,280 And I've never seen myself naked. 491 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,784 [laughing] 492 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:58,624 [upbeat hip-hop playing] 493 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,705 Hey, guys. 494 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,709 Okay, guys. I'm gonna contour and highlight. 495 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,630 Put some outfits together just so you'll see. 496 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,512 I love the brown color. I would wear the brown. 497 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,840 I'm gonna give you guys a tour of my fridge. 498 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,467 Bye, Choo-choo. 499 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,887 You guys love your outfits I got from Wyoming? 500 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:21,807 Yeah. 501 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:29,323 You're a great social media success. 502 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,322 The Instagram numbers are frightening. They're frightening. 503 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,075 And it's like a full-time job for you, isn't it? 504 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,408 -It is. -How often do you appear on Instagram? 505 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,955 At least once a day. 506 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,998 We were, like, at the beginning of the transition 507 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,923 from, like, regular media, 508 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,592 and how you would have to do things to social media. 509 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,974 But, like, I love that I had the experience 510 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,590 of the days when we would have to do Leno and Letterman. 511 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,138 -I remember-- -Have to do. 512 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,891 -Not have to do. It was an honor to do. -[chuckles] 513 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,984 No, but if you wanted to talk about a product and get it out, 514 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,520 you'd have to do interviews… 515 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:07,073 But what's fascinating to me about that is that's my world, 516 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:08,608 and those numbers 517 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:13,662 compared to your Instagram account numbers 518 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,858 are minuscule. 519 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,908 I hope, hope, hope you don't take offense to this, 520 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,163 but I was telling Kendall and Kylie, like, 521 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,575 "Oh, I'm gonna go do Letterman," and they were like, "Who? What?" 522 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,575 -Like, like… -[audience laughing] 523 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:30,547 Like, they literally only do social media stuff. 524 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:34,180 And that to me was like, "What?" It was so fascinating. 525 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,929 [chuckling] 526 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,971 A month ago, I nearly choked to death. 527 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:40,465 [laughing] 528 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,354 [audience clapping] 529 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,265 [audience cheering] 530 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:48,902 [soft music playing] 531 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,659 You know the Instagram deal. 532 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,909 Yes. 533 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,160 How many followers do you have on the Instagram? 534 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,122 -162 million. -[David] 162 million. 535 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:05,963 If you put these nail clippers on the Instagram, boom. 536 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,541 -Would they explode and go everywhere? -[Kim] They might. 537 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,997 You know, I just opened my Instagram account. 538 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,087 -You did? -[David] Yeah. 539 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,592 And I'm following one person, and it's you. 540 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,224 -No way. -Can I have my phone, please? 541 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,341 Just toss it over. 542 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:25,062 -[Kim] You have Instagram. -Here, toss it over again. 543 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,313 -[thuds] -Oh, Jesus. [chuckles] 544 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,646 -I'm a really good catcher. -Toss me my phone. 545 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,150 -Huh! [laughs] -[Kim] Oh! 546 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:38,068 -Here, I'll toss it to you. -We're like idiots at a baseball game. 547 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,026 How do I get my Instagram up there? 548 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,326 What is this? And why do you have… 549 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,697 [David] This is-- 550 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,287 …the Christmas present around your phone? Is this your real phone? 551 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,674 -[David] Yeah. -This can't be. 552 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,000 Why is your phone like this? Is it like a prop? 553 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:56,217 -No, it's-- I-- I'm-- I'm creative. -No. 554 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:59,139 If you want a selfie, you have to-- The old-fashioned way. 555 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:00,683 Hello. Hi. 556 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,512 -Are you sure? -I don't know. 557 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,887 No, there's, like, a button here that I can't get to. 558 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:06,975 [shutter clicking] 559 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:07,890 Okay, let's see. 560 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,151 -Look, look, Kim. [chuckles] -There you go. 561 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,442 That's pathetic. 562 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,275 -Yeah, it is. -It looks-- [chuckles] 563 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,820 -It is. -Easy to agree, thanks. 564 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,414 Like, I just can't understand. 565 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,699 -See the difference with the lighting? -There we are. 566 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,783 [shutter clicking] 567 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,037 -That's great. -Then I'll AirDrop it to you. 568 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,200 Do you know what AirDrop is? 569 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,537 -Sure. -[Kim] Okay. 570 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,627 Oh, my gosh, you do follow me. 571 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,749 [chuckling] 572 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,586 Uh, oh, boy. 573 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:38,375 I wanna tell people, "Just swallowed a battery. Thoughts?" 574 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,718 Here's what I don't want. I don't want people hating it. 575 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:43,684 Yeah. 576 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:44,973 I don't want haters. 577 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,266 Okay. 578 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,309 You try it. 579 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,352 To tell people I just swallowed a battery? 580 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,806 -[David] Yeah. -On my Instagram? 581 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,145 [David] See what happens. 582 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,070 -Will be good. -It'll be on Instagram stories. 583 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,229 Yeah. 584 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,736 -Hey, guys. -Hey, guys. Should I be in it or not? 585 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:58,899 -You can. -[David] Okay. 586 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:00,614 -Hey, guys. -Hi. 587 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,367 One of us swallowed a battery. We're at CVS. Who do you think it is? 588 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,951 Just swallowed a battery. It was a double-A. 589 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:12,245 Is that gonna be a problem medically? I don't know. 590 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,213 But we're here, we can ask the pharmacist. 591 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,214 [David] That's right. We'll go to the pharmacy. 592 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,706 -[Kim] Hey, guys. -[David] Hey, guys. 593 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:18,837 Should I be in it or not? 594 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,343 -[Kim] You can. -I love this. 595 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,215 Oh, here. See? Do you know these days you can take your own passport picture? 596 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,063 Your phone leaves like, this Grinch-y green thing. 597 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,902 I used to have a TV show. I was on every night, 598 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:35,228 and I had about 300 followers, 599 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,105 but they were audience members. 600 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,282 Now, is-- That's like viral, right? 601 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,821 I'm worried that if kids are hooked on the social media, 602 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:49,368 it will ruin their ability to stare mindlessly at television all day. 603 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,874 Do you ever endorse stuff that you don't care about, just for the fun of it? 604 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:57,134 No, I used to all the time. I would-- I was, like, very contradictory. 605 00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:01,262 Endorsing a weight loss supplement, and then… 606 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:03,929 Carl's Jr. 607 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,720 -I would do, like, at the same time. -[laughing] 608 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,385 -It was very-- I was-- -[David] Wow. 609 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,560 I'm keeping this one. 610 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,903 -We still have to write your caption. -Yeah, my caption. 611 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,308 "Help, I swallowed a battery." 612 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,476 Put that up and see how soon we get an ambulance over here. 613 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:25,742 -Do you think it's too late for me? -In all honesty, a bit. 614 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,914 [laughing] 615 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,411 Just because-- Just because I don't think you would keep up with Instagram. 616 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,326 So, that's why I'm-- 617 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:35,383 To me, you know, it's a lot of work to keep this thing going. 618 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,588 It is. Is this real? Like, is this really your phone? 619 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,340 -Like, I can't-- -Look at me. 620 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,551 -There's no way to do certain letters. -[David] Wait. Now I can't even-- 621 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,264 -You lost the thing. -[Kim] Okay. 622 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,764 Zero likes. 623 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,386 [David chuckles] 624 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,978 Somebody broke my damn phone. 625 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,273 Today, you can launch a whole brand-- 626 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,903 That's right, which is what you did with the Skims. 627 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,612 -Yes. -I'll be honest with you. 628 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,942 Up until, like, a month ago, uh… 629 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,953 the idea of shapewear, I don't know. 630 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,581 I didn't. And I'm still-- But I didn't. 631 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,699 I'd never heard of it. And then somebody said, "Spanx?" 632 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,748 And I said, "No, no Spanx." 633 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,121 [laughing] 634 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,917 But you go on your Instagram deal and say, 635 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,052 "Uh, guess what, kids? Shapewear for everybody." 636 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:23,842 [upbeat music playing] 637 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,510 [cheering] 638 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,934 Thank you, guys, so much for coming out. 639 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,474 [man] You're welcome! 640 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,734 [David] And within a minute, 641 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:39,359 like, four million things of shapewear have been sold. 642 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,936 Is that what happens? 643 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,612 -Basically. -Whoa! 644 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,149 [laughing] 645 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,066 Wow. 646 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,110 [clapping] 647 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,235 Let me give you a little story from my own life. 648 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:57,248 Recently, my son and I are snow skiing, 649 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,962 and we're a hundred miles from the lodge. 650 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,549 And I have long underwear on. 651 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,758 And I'm at an age where I might have to… 652 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:07,801 Go to the bathroom. 653 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,724 Yeah. 654 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:09,841 [audience laughing] 655 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,008 It's virtually impossible. 656 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,234 Has that issue been addressed? 657 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:17,944 [laughing] 658 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,522 Well, for women, 659 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,186 we are just launching shapewear with a pee hole. 660 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,225 [audience cheering] 661 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:30,028 -It is coming by the time this is out. -Well, come on, let's hear it, really! 662 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,744 [cheering, clapping intensifies] 663 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:33,414 But I will say, 664 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,043 the testing of how big or small 665 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,660 -the pee hole has to be… -Okay! 666 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,167 [audience cheering] 667 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,788 [Kim] …was a very interesting experience-- 668 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,206 I'll bet it was. 669 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,424 [laughing] 670 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:46,923 [clapping] 671 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:57,142 [reporter 1] Kardashian, in Paris last October for Fashion Week with her sisters, 672 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,555 had ten million dollars in jewelry stolen. 673 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,358 [reporter 2] How's she doing? 674 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,320 [David] You're in Paris. Um… 675 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,860 There's a robbery. 676 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,526 And to say "robbery" 677 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:15,704 is to diminish the nightmare of what that was. 678 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,115 Yeah. 679 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:20,503 -You thought you were going to die. -I did. 680 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,461 How long ago was this? Three years? 681 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,502 It was three years ago, and it was Fashion Week. 682 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:28,336 I packed all of my jewelry. I've never done that before. 683 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,843 I put everything that I owned in a jewelry box, 684 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,177 and I brought it with me, thinking I'm gonna-- 685 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,973 "We're in Paris. I have to bring the best of the best." 686 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,983 And the week before, 687 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:45,114 Kanye had bought me a new ring. 688 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,279 And I was really excited and proud of it, 689 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,990 and I videoed it and was showing it off on social media. 690 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:58,828 Um, Kanye flew in because he didn't like my outfit, 691 00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:02,461 and so he flew in to style me. 692 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,670 [David] Now, Kanye flew in from where? 693 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,378 From tour, in the United States. 694 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,842 -I don't even remember. -Somewhere. 695 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:10,671 -Boise. He was in Boise. -[Kim] Yes. 696 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,667 Ida-- Yeah, Boise. 697 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,682 -He got wind of your outfit-- -He saw a picture of my outfit. 698 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,932 And he said, "I'm on the next flight." 699 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,434 [laughing] 700 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:20,345 And… 701 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,982 [clapping] 702 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,350 [David] I mean, come on! Ladies and gentlemen… 703 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,274 if that isn't true love… 704 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,987 Um, so, then, what happens? 705 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,409 [Kim] What was so interesting is me, and Kourtney, and Stephanie, and Simone, 706 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,319 we had lunch. 707 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,656 Me and my girlfriends, we had lunch that day… 708 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,583 and said, "If you guys were robbed, what would you do?" 709 00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:43,162 "Would you just give them the stuff?" 710 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,117 Why we had this conversation? It was so wild. 711 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:48,538 And I said, "I would say, 'Take everything. Just take everything.'" 712 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,128 Nothing is important. 713 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,173 And then, that night, 714 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,259 Kayne had left 'cause he still-- He had his tour. 715 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,723 Kourtney had left to go out to a club. 716 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,977 And at that time, you know, we traveled with our one security guard. 717 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,939 And I said, "Well, you bring the security 'cause you're going out. I'm in." 718 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,021 And then, at about three in the morning, 719 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,530 I hear this, like, stomping up the stairs. 720 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:17,121 And I thought Kourtney and my friend Stephanie came home drunk 721 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,118 and were being really loud and obnoxious. 722 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,252 And I just yelled for them a few times. 723 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,626 And I realized they're not responding to me. 724 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:29,634 Immediate panic. 725 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,130 I knew someone was there. 726 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,923 Like, someone was there to get me. 727 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,336 I-- I-- You feel it. 728 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,932 I grabbed my phone to call 91-- 729 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,470 I couldn't figure out how to call 911 in France. 730 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,305 That's not the number, you know? 731 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,430 -So… -They're using French numbers. 732 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:47,845 [Kim] So I call my security guard, 733 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:52,571 but the doors open right away, and it's policemen. 734 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,993 So I thought. They grabbed my phone… 735 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,068 and took it, or I think they took it with them. 736 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,028 The robbers are dressed as policemen. 737 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,698 -Is that what I infer here? -[Kim] Yeah. 738 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:06,746 -Yeah, policemen with masks on. -How many were in the room with you? 739 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:07,961 -Two. -Just the two. 740 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,630 But they brought in the concierge from downstairs, handcuffed. 741 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,495 With a gun up to him. 742 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,682 So, they were speaking, yelling at me in French. 743 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:22,467 And I just sat up and… 744 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,848 And I-- They kept on saying, "The ring. The ring." 745 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,774 And I was just so startled, I was like, you know, "What?" 746 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,734 It didn't compute to me for a minute. 747 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,654 And then, the guy goes, "The ring." 748 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,863 And I had put it up by the side of my bed. 749 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,743 So, I handed him my ring, and then he grabs me, 750 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:43,282 and I was wearing a robe, and I wasn't wearing anything under it. 751 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:46,866 -[whispers] I don't wanna cry. -[David] Oh, no, no, no, no. 752 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,254 We all right? 753 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,002 I don't wanna ruin my makeup. 754 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,915 [audience laughing] 755 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,224 It's fine. The makeup is fine. 756 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,718 Okay. [sniffs] 757 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,179 And, um, he grabbed me and pulled me towards him. 758 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,352 But I wasn't wearing anything underneath, 759 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:07,270 I was like, "Okay, this is the time I'm gonna get raped." 760 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,440 "Like, just deal, like, it's-- This is-- it's gonna happen." 761 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:11,479 You know? Like… 762 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,271 "Just prepare yourself." 763 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,612 So, I did, and then… 764 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,613 I don't know why I'm crying. I've talked about this before. 765 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,070 Um… 766 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:30,213 But then he tied me up with handcuffs, and then zip ties, and then duct tape. 767 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,535 And then duct-taped my mouth and my eyes. 768 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,418 And before he had my eyes, he had-- I saw-- 769 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,126 I mean, before he duct-taped my eyes, 'cause that was the last thing, he… 770 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:47,142 I saw he found my whole jewelry box, and, like, held it up, like, "Aha!" 771 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,353 Like, "We got it." 772 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:52,022 But I kept on looking at the concierge, 'cause I didn't know who he was. 773 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,483 I'm like, "What is happening? Are we gonna die?" 774 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:55,943 "Just tell them I have children." 775 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:58,153 "I have babies. I have a husband. I have a family." 776 00:37:58,234 --> 00:37:59,614 "Like, I have to get home." 777 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,614 "Tell them, 'Take anything.' I'll never say, like, I saw them." 778 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,367 "Like, take everything." [sniffs] 779 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,278 And then… 780 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,696 um… [sniffs] 781 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:14,083 And then, I saw him have a gun out to me, and I was like, "Okay, this is it." 782 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,996 I just kept on thinking about Kourtney. 783 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:20,375 I kept on thinking she's gonna come home, and I'm gonna be dead in the room, 784 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,674 and she's never gonna-- 785 00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:24,757 She's gonna be traumatized for the rest of her life if she sees me. 786 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,804 We're sharing a room. Like, on her bed. 787 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,807 But I thought that was my fate. 788 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,812 And then, the guy pick-- 789 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:34,771 He kept on whispering to me, like, "You okay. You okay." 790 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,734 Like this one guy. The guy that didn't have the gun. 791 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,185 Just like, "Shh. If you shh, you okay." 792 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,736 And he could hardly speak English, but I was like, 793 00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:45,872 "Okay, he's, like-- Is he giving me a signal?" 794 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,578 So much goes through your head. 795 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:52,498 And I've watched every single CSI show on the planet. 796 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,042 And so, for one split second, I'm like, 797 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:57,384 "Look into his eyes. What color eyes and hair do you have? 798 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,210 Like you're trying to do what you're supposed to do, 799 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,876 and it all goes out the door. 800 00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:04,054 Like, it all goes out the door, and… 801 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:04,973 [sniffs] 802 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,548 He picked me up, and he put me in a bathtub. 803 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,847 Then he picked me up again, and just put me on the floor and ran. 804 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,147 [reporter] Detectives busting into a Paris apartment 805 00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:18,018 and raiding a French country house. 806 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,317 Seventeen arrested this week, 807 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,070 most of the suspects in their 50s, one in his 70s. 808 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,658 [Kim] Since people have been arrested for it, 809 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,832 and I get to read their confessions now, 810 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,331 and so had realized that they had been following me 811 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,373 for two years leading up until this moment. 812 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:37,417 -The robbers? -[Kim] Yes. 813 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,540 I didn't know that they had someone at the elevator, 814 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,838 someone at the front, someone that moved the camera, 815 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,473 someone that broke the door, someone in the getaway car. 816 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:51,350 Like, there was a whole team of people that had planned this. 817 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,970 So, this was not just a, "Let's see if we could--" 818 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,978 They said they tried it the last trip, 819 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,730 but Kanye was there, and they were too scared. 820 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,397 And then, they said they saw on social media… 821 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,439 that I had this huge, new ring. 822 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:08,818 -Um… -What-- And I… 823 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,906 I don't steal jewelry. 824 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,661 -And I've never-- -That's good. 825 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,413 [David] I've never been robbed of jewelry. 826 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:21,629 It seems to me like stuff at this level would be pretty hard to get rid of. 827 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,210 -Do you know how much was-- -You would think that. 828 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,013 But I'm sure it was sold on the black market. 829 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:31,431 But they did do a huge sting operation, 830 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,432 and everyone is in prison awaiting trial. 831 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,597 [clapping] 832 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,272 Now, how long did it take, because there's a certain… 833 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:48,153 not a certain measure, a definite measure, of shock, and fear, 834 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:52,067 and post-traumatic circumstances that one goes through. 835 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:55,078 And you're known around the world 836 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,831 in numbers on social media that are staggering. 837 00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,585 I definitely took a year where I got really… 838 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:08,379 paranoid of people knowing my whereabouts. 839 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,716 I didn't even want to go to a restaurant because I thought, 840 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,721 "Someone will know I'm at this restaurant, they'll take a picture, send it." 841 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,644 "They'll know my house is open. They know that my kids are there." 842 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,684 I was just… 843 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,557 really scared of everything. 844 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:24,652 Like, I can't sleep at night unless there's… 845 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,818 half a dozen security guards at my house. 846 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,743 And that has just become my reality, and that's okay. 847 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,122 Well, is it-- The question is, "Is it okay?" 848 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,580 It's not okay if it was me. 849 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:38,829 Besides that little cry session, I'm totally fine. 850 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,833 [audience laughs] 851 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:40,924 I really am. 852 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,538 I remember calling all my sisters from the car. 853 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:47,296 We were on a conference call. I said, "Guys, just thank God that was me." 854 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,799 "I am very mentally strong, 855 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:52,642 and that would have fucked all of your lives up 856 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:53,968 for the rest of your life." 857 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,053 [audience laughing] 858 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:59,229 You're just fine without whatever it is you lost, and thank God you're alive. 859 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:03,098 Thank God your children know their mother, and on and on. 860 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:04,484 Um… 861 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,780 Did somebody tell you it was okay to say "fuck" up here? 862 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:08,728 Sorry, no. 863 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:09,777 [audience laughing] 864 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:10,990 Nobody said-- 865 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,240 It's Netflix, right? 866 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:15,371 Yeah, but they told me don't-- Whatever you say, don't say fuck. 867 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:16,909 [audience laughing] 868 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:19,410 Um, okay… 869 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:20,752 Um… 870 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:23,579 It's my favorite of the bad words. 871 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:27,377 So, Kanye, who I know a little bit, 872 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:31,721 and tremendous energy, this kid, 873 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,471 and tremendous intellect. 874 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,642 And who's making more money? 875 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:38,434 [audience laughing] 876 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,727 Him, probably. 877 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,439 -Probably? -[Kim] Probably. 878 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,479 How close are we? 879 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,982 [audience chuckling] 880 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,112 We're exactly even. 881 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,614 [chuckling] 882 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,994 Well, good. 883 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,452 We both are really blessed and do extremely well. 884 00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,489 And I'm really grateful. 885 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,196 [crowd clapping] 886 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,132 Could you have done all of this, everything that you've done… 887 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,960 Could you have done it if you were from Cincinnati? 888 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,456 Could it have happened that way? 889 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,678 Could you have done it without Keeping Up with the Kardashians? 890 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:19,759 Could you have done it without working for Paris Hilton as a stylist? 891 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:23,097 I don't know what a stylist is. I don't know how you get that job. 892 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,520 No matter how much our lives 893 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,856 have transcended beyond the show and filming, 894 00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:33,816 that show is us. 895 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:37,742 I feel like for so many years, we tried to prove, like, we're cool. 896 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:39,873 We wanna be famous. We want this, 897 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:43,910 but, now, the show shows we're normal. We're just like a regular family. 898 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,576 And it's like the-- It's, like, totally flipped. 899 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,495 Now, I have many things to say here. 900 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:53,594 First of all, I just recently looked at video of your total normal family. 901 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,802 You took us on a tour of your 18 refrigerators. 902 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,264 [laughing] 903 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,014 And I said to myself, "This is not a normal family." 904 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:02,894 But they came up with us, 905 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,563 they saw when I could hardly afford my rent to my condo. 906 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,444 We would not be who we are today without Keeping Up with the Kardashians. 907 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,232 And that's why we continue to share our lives, even if… 908 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,824 realistically, if we can post something on social media 909 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,664 and make more than we do a whole season. 910 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,949 That's who we are, and it brings us together as a family. 911 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,914 Through all of these disappointments, heartaches, 912 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:29,786 um, you have come out on the right side of everything. 913 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:34,585 And congratulations on everything you achieved 914 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:38,932 and surviving just a remarkable life. 915 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:43,469 And I hope things are going nothing but straight up for you. 916 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:45,135 -Thank you. -God bless you. 917 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,814 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 918 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,892 [cheering, clapping] 919 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,114 [whooping] 920 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,022 [David] Have a nice day. 921 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,442 It's a great honor. Pleasure. 922 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,647 Thank you so much. Give my best to Kanye. 923 00:44:58,737 --> 00:44:59,947 -Thank you, I will. -Thank you. 924 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,910 -[Kim] Thank you so much. -Kim Kardashian, ladies and gentlemen. 925 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,991 [cheering, clapping continues] 926 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,787 [David] Look, what is this? Earbud with mic? 927 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,416 What are we talking about? 928 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:15,383 Oh… 929 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,054 What is that? 930 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,841 -For your phone. -[David] Oh. 931 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,844 But I don't think that'll connect to your phone. 932 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:23,347 [chuckles] 933 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,429 [theme music playing]