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Shuttin' down your ex‐husband's wedding!

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Now let's dish.

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Okay, so, Will and I drive
up to the drive‐through,

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and who's there?

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My ex. Graham's dad.

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And how'd that deadbeat look?

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- Disgusting... ly hot!
- Ohh!

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- "Charlie's Angels"!
- Yeah.

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Okay, and then Derek gave
me his e‐mail address

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on one of his old CDs.

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What?! Angie, are you gonna use it?

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Wait. Are we headed towards a
"Thelma & Louise" situation?

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- No! I'm not gonna e‐mail that dummy.
- Okay.

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Look it!

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- Aaahhh!
- Aaahhh!

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Okay, good, because you know
how crazy he makes you.

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One mention of something
that happened nine years ago,

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and you are in Obsessed Town.

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Not anymore, okay?

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Turns out all I had to do was
have one last look at his face.

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- Mad closure.
- Good.

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Can't wait to see what I
blame my problems on now.

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- Probably your mom.
- Yeah.

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Prom.

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- Take me to prom.
- Mm!

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Hey.

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Alright, well, you successfully rode out

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your ex‐husband's wedding,

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so what do you say we leave?

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Okay, come on, Douglas.
Let's take a picture.

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Eh...

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O‐Okay, but I refuse to do a fun one.

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Hold up! Are we doing a group photo?

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Miggy! Miggy!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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- Dibs on the fake saxophone!
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Wait. You know what I just realized?

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Sophie and Graham are at Space Camp,

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Rory's going with Ron and
Sharon on their honeymoon...

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not a great sign...

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and the twins are with
their kinda hot grandma.

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Are we looking at a kid‐free summer?

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- Totally unprecedented.
- Oh, my God.

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This'll have little effect
on my day‐to‐day.

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Guys? Really? I mean, Jack's not even 2.

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I'll have him the entire time.

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A kid‐free summer!

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- Dirty little secret?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Shhh.

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Okay, so, let's get some
parties on the books, alright?

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We can take turns hosting.
That way, we can see each other.

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Oh, I'll be seeing you.

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Ohh. Okay.

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Alright, guys, summer starts now!

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Whoo!

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Oh! Hey.

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Person who didn't think
that I could pull off a party.

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Well, check it. Here.

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We have saltines,
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and some snacks that
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from Southwest flights.

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Nailed it.

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Where's your, uh,

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work boss/life girlfriend, Tracy Freeze?

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Well, we've been
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but we're keeping things
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And that is the perfect attitude
for the summer of freedom.

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- Summer!
- Summer!

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Whoo!

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This is the exact reason why we made

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Angie and Will's List of Summer Fun!

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Mm. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

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- Shall we review?
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I'm excited about the wine tasting. Ooh!

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I'm very excited for that pinball bar

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where everybody's gonna be 23 and,
therefore, terrifying.

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- Karaoke. ♪ Duh! ♪
- Our thing.

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And I can finally visit the dog shelter

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without having to worry about
Sophie's crippling bulldog allergy.

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- Yeah, what a drag.
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Ooh! And the crown jewel...

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that Bavarian sausage house

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where you get free sausage
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I don't know how I feel about lying.

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My birthday's not until October.

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Come on. You know the saying...

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it's not summer unless
you're lying to some Germans.

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Hey, Angie.

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Ah! Gus.

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My friend and my exterminator.

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And you come bearing gifts.

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He was raised right.

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They're deviled eggs.

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Some of them aren't good.

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- Oh, my...
- Good God.

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Daaaamn!

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I'm getting second‐degree burns

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from all that fire!

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If that's the bad degree.

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Oh! Have you two gone on a date yet?

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No, Miggy.

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I thought he was gonna ask me sooner,
but I don't know.

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I think he's just taking his time.

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He's taking his time?

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The Poppy I know doesn't
wait for anybody.

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That's why you're always
leaving me at the mall.

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- Mm.
- Mm‐hmm.

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Jack! What'd I tell
you about the Sharpies?

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The wall, man, not the mouth.

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I'll get him.

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Oh, man, this party is the pits.

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No spread, no bartender, no live piano.

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Dude, what's the deal?

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Why haven't you asked out Poppy yet?

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Well, if you must know,
I'm gonna ask her tonight.

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I just had to, you know,
secure all the details.

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You see, women are fearful creatures...

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you know, skittish, like cats,

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and if you put them in an
unpredictable environment,

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well, they panic.

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That's why they want the man
to make all the decisions.

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They also hate the car.

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Yeah, I get that.
But see, Poppy's a modern woman.

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She's not your usual type.

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You're gonna need some new moves.

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Eh. All women are the same.

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O‐O‐Okay. Here she comes.

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Watch and learn.

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- Okay, tagging you back in.
- Yeah.

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He somehow took his diaper off

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yet is still wearing his shorts.

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Uh, Ms. Banks,
I would like to inform you

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of your plans next Wednesday.

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Hey, do you want to go on a date?

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W‐Well, I...

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Calendars...

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appointments...

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O‐Okay, are you short‐circuiting
or what's... going... on?

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Oh. Is it because a
woman's asking you out?

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No!

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I‐lt's new.

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But, uh, y‐yes.

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Yes. It would be my pleasure.

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Good. Great.

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Um, I'll pick you up Tuesday.

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I know this great vegan joint.

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Just kidding. We'll get steak.

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- Guess what.
- What?

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That wine bar is having
a tasting tonight.

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We could go straight from here.

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Love it. Let's do it!

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Okay!

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Everyone out!

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I'm doing something else now.

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I mean it.

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- What?
- Oh, really?

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This is it.

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Yeah, sorry, I sort of meant,
like, after the party,

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but this is cool, too.

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Uh, is that a CD shard in your pocket?

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You know, just can't stop
thinking about e‐mailing Derek,

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you know, just to yell
at him one last time,

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just hit him with the old "Yo, D‐bag,

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do you have any idea how..."

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Mm.

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Something is...

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happening... inside me.

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- Feelings?
- Oh, yes.

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Feelings.

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I just got to... shove those back down.

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Okay.

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That was close.

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- Um...
- All better now.

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No! Angie,
you got to let that bad stuff out.

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It's like my Nana always says...

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if you don't let the steam out
of the kettle, it gets too loud.

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Well, your Nana was stupid!

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- Sorry.
- It's okay.

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I'm not e‐mailing Derek. End of story.

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Alright.

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But if I were,

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you know it would be the
e‐mail of the century.

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It would be eight years of rage.

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I would find a way
to use the word "butthole"

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as a noun and a verb.

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You're kind of obsessing about this,

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and I think you need
to write this e‐mail.

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Like, now.

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Yes. Yeah.

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You know what?

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I can't let this hang over

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Angie and Will's List of Summer Fun.

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I'm gonna go destroy Derek.

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Oh, what about the wine tasting?

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How about I head over there now,
get us a table,

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strike up some heat with the server?

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- Meet you there.
- Yeah.

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- Summer!
- Summer! Summer

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Summer!

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Uh, sir, some of the
patrons are complaining

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that you look lonely.

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My friend's coming.

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That's the spirit, sir.

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Welcome to our party!

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Please enjoy our selection of
fine organic California wines.

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From all 58 counties
of this great state.

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Maybe skip the Fresno ones.

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Enjoy.

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I, for one, am trying them all.

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- I'm gonna...
- Yeah, would you?

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Mm‐hmm. Hey, Guy.

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Maybe go easy on the wine?

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- Ohhh!
- Mm.

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Thanks for having me.

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Of course.

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Our party?

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Seems like you and Tracy

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have gotten serious this summer.

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I don't know.

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Is sex serious?

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What?! Will Cooper.

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Good for you!

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That's what I'm talkin' about.

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- Summer lovin'. Yeah.
- Thank you. Mm‐hmm.

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Had a little of that myself.

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Oh, that's right. Poppy's in the game!

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Where is Douglas, by the way?

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How would I know?

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You remember Gus, from Angie's party?

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Can you believe she asked me out?

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Love a woman that takes charge.

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P.S... you have a
serious silverfish situation.

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Let's take a lap, Gus. Okay.

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Angie. Hey.

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Where have you been?

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And are you wearing
maternity sweatpants?

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C‐Could you move it along?
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

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Okay, I haven't...
I haven't seen you in like a month.

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I feel like we have
a lot to catch up on.

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Have... you talked to
Poppy about Douglas?

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Oh, yeah.

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She's... with Gus now.

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And you didn't tell me?
This is a major scandal.

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If our friend group was America,

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this would be on the cover
of People magazine.

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Okay, can we talk about this later?

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I'm writing the e‐mail to Derek.

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Really? He wrote you back?
What did he say?

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No. I'm writing the e‐mail to Derek.

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Still?

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How is that possible?

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Because I‐I need it to be perfect.

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This is the last thing that I'm
ever gonna say to this jackass,

262
00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,681
and I‐I got to get it right.

263
00:09:08,706 --> 00:09:09,776
Wait, I...

264
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,784
So, this is what you've been
doing for the entire month?

265
00:09:11,808 --> 00:09:15,042
This is why we haven't done our
summer distraction plan...

266
00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:18,245
the wine tastings,
the visit to the Sriracha factory,

267
00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:20,847
getting stoned on melatonin and
going to the butterfly pavilion?

268
00:09:20,872 --> 00:09:22,499
Could you take a look at this?
I could use some feedback.

269
00:09:24,193 --> 00:09:25,847
"Hey, bu..." Oh.

270
00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:27,651
Oh.

271
00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,776
I don't feel comfortable
reading this out loud.

272
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,824
Well, Ms. Banks, I...
can't help but notice

273
00:09:36,849 --> 00:09:39,815
you're attending this party
with Angie's exterminator.

274
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,753
Mm. Well, his name is Gus,
and he's built like a house.

275
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,637
Poppy, Douglas,
what's going on with you two, huh?

276
00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:47,737
Is it my fault?

277
00:09:47,762 --> 00:09:49,558
- Nothing's going on.
- Damn right.

278
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,961
Nothing's going on.

279
00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:55,198
- I can take a hint.
- Yeah?

280
00:09:56,077 --> 00:09:57,767
I'm gonna go eat a corn chip.

281
00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,169
Mm!

282
00:10:02,182 --> 00:10:03,222
I don't get it.

283
00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:05,354
You two were moony for each
other at Angie's party.

284
00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:06,630
I have to know what happened.

285
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,683
- Tenant's rights.
- Alright, fine.

286
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,809
I didn't want to gossip about
Douglas to our mutual friends,

287
00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:12,941
but I need the support,
so just promise to be cool, okay?

288
00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,633
Poppy, I don't have
to promise to be cool.

289
00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:15,729
I am cool.

290
00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,019
Look at the angle of my hat.

291
00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:18,650
- Got it. Alright.
- Mm‐hmm.

292
00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:23,198
Douglas and I went on the worst
first date in American history.

293
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,862
At first, everything was going great.

294
00:10:39,419 --> 00:10:40,956
And then what happened?

295
00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:42,917
That's it. Never spoke again.

296
00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:46,534
W... That man IRL ghosted you,
and you never got a reason?

297
00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:49,347
We all know the reason, Miggy.
It's because I asked him out.

298
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:52,058
That's all it took to set his
old‐fashioned brain on fire

299
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,956
and send him running into the night.

300
00:10:53,981 --> 00:10:56,370
I can't believe you actually
had to go through that.

301
00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:57,425
Thank you.

302
00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,855
And now I have to go murder Douglas.

303
00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:00,556
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

304
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:01,948
Just... leave him alone.

305
00:11:01,973 --> 00:11:04,621
You know, the fact that he has to
live the rest of his life as Douglas

306
00:11:04,645 --> 00:11:05,859
is punishment enough.

307
00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:06,862
Okay.

308
00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,425
But only because you're a queen...

309
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,987
- Mm... Yes.
- An icon, a survivor.

310
00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:13,120
Hey, don't freakin' look at her!
What, what...

311
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:14,800
- Miggy, Miggy.
- What's wrong with you?

312
00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:18,519
Why aren't you laughing?
This is the funny part.

313
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,472
I think I need a break from this e‐mail.

314
00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:23,995
Maybe go watch some videos
of otters holding hands.

315
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,479
Oh, my God! Will!

316
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:29,003
We finally got the reservation
at that Bavarian sausage place.

317
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:30,604
- Awesome!
- Yeah.

318
00:11:30,629 --> 00:11:32,558
- Oh. Bavarian sausage place?
- Oh.

319
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,698
It's just part of this
crazy list we made

320
00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:37,276
to make sure that we have
the most fun summer ever.

321
00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:39,519
We call it the Will and Tracy List

322
00:11:39,544 --> 00:11:41,312
- of Summer Fun.
- ... Summer Fun.

323
00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:42,612
Wow.

324
00:11:42,741 --> 00:11:43,901
Cool.

325
00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:45,190
And great name.

326
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,335
Love how it just says what it is.

327
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360
Yeah.

328
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,315
Hey, Miggy.

329
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:55,299
Jack is in the yard, huh?
Get in the game.

330
00:11:55,324 --> 00:11:58,081
Oh, I'm sorry, Douglas,
but I have to murder you now!

331
00:11:58,106 --> 00:11:59,524
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy!

332
00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,066
How could you do Poppy dirty like that?!

333
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,392
Hey! Relax!

334
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,019
Calm down. I...

335
00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:07,147
I had a heart attack.

336
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:08,965
What? When?

337
00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:22,356
Tony.

338
00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:23,714
Cedars.

339
00:12:24,081 --> 00:12:25,694
Oh, my God.

340
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:28,971
Douglas, here I thought you were
the worst person in the world.

341
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:32,284
You're a king, an icon, a survivor.

342
00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:34,268
A‐Alright.
You don't have to throw me a parade.

343
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:37,104
Half of my friends survived
a heart attack this summer.

344
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,878
The other half...

345
00:12:39,654 --> 00:12:41,112
We have to tell Poppy the truth.

346
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,104
- O‐Oh... N‐No, no, no.
- Yes!

347
00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,159
Okay, I'm sorry I'm doing

348
00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:48,060
the Bavarian sausage thing with Tracy.

349
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:50,386
You are doing our entire list.

350
00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:52,176
In the words of my ninth
grade English teacher,

351
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,238
"You can't just write your name

352
00:12:53,262 --> 00:12:54,793
on the top of someone
else's work, Angie."

353
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,238
For the record, I called, I texted,

354
00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:58,425
I liked all your tweets,

355
00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,941
until I realized it
was a different Angie.

356
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,269
I got nothing back.
I got blown off for an e‐mail.

357
00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:04,287
An e‐mail you
convinced me to write.

358
00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,043
Because I didn't know it was
gonna take you two months

359
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,124
to write it, okay?

360
00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:08,440
You abandoned me.

361
00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:10,737
No, no, no. You abandoned me.

362
00:13:10,762 --> 00:13:13,472
I warned you exactly how
much rage was inside of me

363
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:15,215
and what would happen if it came out.

364
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,762
Okay? A‐And not that it mattered to you.

365
00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:19,769
You were with Tracy,
your supposedly casual girlfriend.

366
00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:22,331
Well, we were casual... a month ago.

367
00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:24,347
And then you were gone, Sophie was gone,

368
00:13:24,372 --> 00:13:26,136
so Tracy and I started hanging out,

369
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:28,315
and then the next thing I knew,
I had a girlfriend.

370
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,784
So I did the list with her,
but I wanted to do it with you!

371
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,644
Okay, see...

372
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:34,963
that right there.

373
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,354
That's our problem.

374
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:37,581
Wait, what is?

375
00:13:37,606 --> 00:13:39,831
It's weird, right?

376
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:42,698
That I'm mad at you for
spending time with Tracy,

377
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,690
who you're in a relationship with?

378
00:13:44,884 --> 00:13:46,214
I'm just your mom‐friend.

379
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,370
Angie, you know you're more than that.

380
00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:50,315
Well...

381
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,542
I probably shouldn't be.

382
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:57,956
Have your summer with Tracy, okay?

383
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:01,378
Do... Do the pinball bar.
Get your fake birthday sausage.

384
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:05,056
I'll see you when Graham
and Sophie come back.

385
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:15,483
Will, your daughter gets bigger
and more beautiful every year.

386
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:18,770
_

387
00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:22,335
_

388
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,517
Well, Tony,
I pulled out all the stops...

389
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,961
full pig, fat guy swinging
fire in the backyard,

390
00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:31,245
and for what?

391
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,190
Poppy didn't even show up.

392
00:14:33,311 --> 00:14:35,299
Well, at least you got all dolled up.

393
00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:36,792
You think she'll ever forgive me?

394
00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:39,097
Don't answer that.
I can't take another kick to the pills.

395
00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:41,268
♪ Happy birthday ♪

396
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,776
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

397
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,310
Why are they singing "Happy Birthday"?

398
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:46,643
It's not your birthday.

399
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,174
Yeah, but if we tell them it is,
we get the meal for free.

400
00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:53,112
It's not summer unless you're
lying to a German, right?

401
00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:54,846
Wait, what?

402
00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:56,746
Nothing.

403
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,063
Dig in.

404
00:14:58,088 --> 00:14:59,151
Make a wish.

405
00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:06,873
Hey.

406
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:11,103
I came 'cause I was at
the Bavarian sausage place.

407
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:12,831
Way to rub it in!

408
00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:14,691
No... Sorry.

409
00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:17,487
The point is, I was sitting there,

410
00:15:17,512 --> 00:15:19,151
and I knew in my heart

411
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:21,651
that should have been our
fake birthday sausage.

412
00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:23,635
What about Tracy?

413
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,167
Tracy's great.

414
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,784
Frankly, it's nice to be in
a good relationship for once.

415
00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:31,143
But there is some stuff I just
want to do with you.

416
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,417
The dumb stuff.

417
00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:34,471
You're really good at the dumb stuff.

418
00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:38,721
I'm sorry that...

419
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:41,745
I let an e‐mail ruin our summer.

420
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,628
It's just...

421
00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:46,254
I'd be writing it, you know,
ripping him a new one,

422
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,611
- and then...
- Yeah.

423
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,885
I don't know. All this deeper stuff
started coming out.

424
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,544
Like, you know, how hard
it was having a baby on my own

425
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,737
and how, to this day,
I still half‐expect everyone in my life

426
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,260
to just walk out on me.

427
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,878
It's why I can't bring
myself to send it.

428
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:06,065
I never want stupid Derek to
know how badly he hurt me.

429
00:16:06,928 --> 00:16:08,159
Ever.

430
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,331
Angie, have you ever considered

431
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:14,948
that sharing your feelings
isn't a sign of weakness?

432
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,190
Actually, no.

433
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:20,503
It's kind of your job
to tell me stuff like that.

434
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,104
I'm just mad that Derek
somehow managed to keep us

435
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,346
from our list.

436
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,346
Well, I got some news for you...

437
00:16:28,549 --> 00:16:30,893
our kids don't get home
for a couple of hours.

438
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:33,919
Are you about to suggest that we
go to Douglas' lame tiki party?

439
00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:36,087
I am. But first.

440
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,287
♪ Hot summer streets ♪

441
00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:43,873
♪ And the pavements are burning ♪

442
00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:45,930
♪ I sit around ♪

443
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:50,256
♪ Trying to smile ♪

444
00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:54,389
♪ But the air is so heavy and dry ♪

445
00:16:56,978 --> 00:16:58,247
Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho!

446
00:16:58,272 --> 00:17:00,927
♪ Strange voices are saying ♪

447
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,934
♪ What did they say? ♪

448
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,247
♪ Things I can't understand ♪

449
00:17:06,272 --> 00:17:08,200
♪ It's too close for comfort ♪

450
00:17:08,225 --> 00:17:12,544
♪ This heat has got right out of hand ♪

451
00:17:14,537 --> 00:17:15,551
♪ It's a cruel ♪

452
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,576
♪ It's a cruel! ♪

453
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,685
♪ Cruel summer ♪

454
00:17:20,903 --> 00:17:23,363
♪ Leaving me here on my own ♪

455
00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:24,513
♪ It's a cruel ♪

456
00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:25,678
♪ It's a cruel! ♪

457
00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:27,903
♪ Cruel summer ♪

458
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:32,973
♪ Now you're goooooooone ♪

459
00:17:46,656 --> 00:17:47,699
Ah.

460
00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:50,951
Thank you, Jane.

461
00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:53,186
What you did to "New
York, New York" tonight

462
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,560
was nothing short of spectacular.

463
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:57,002
I didn't expect you to cry.

464
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:58,027
Mahalo.

465
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,435
I'm gonna make this quick.

466
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,107
I deserve an explanation.

467
00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,584
Did you really ghost me
because I asked you out?

468
00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:12,224
Are you from horse times?

469
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:14,248
I‐I thought you were better than that.

470
00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:15,928
At least with me.

471
00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:20,159
I had a heart attack.

472
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,392
What?

473
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,506
What?!

474
00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,600
Oh, my Go... When?

475
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,917
On our date.

476
00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:27,275
You were holding my hand,

477
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,857
and that's probably what brought it on.

478
00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:32,623
That and the fact that I still
hadn't used the StairMaster

479
00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:34,399
from my 30th birthday.

480
00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:36,029
Douglas, are you okay?

481
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:37,451
I'm getting there.

482
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:39,053
Right now, I'm on a...

483
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,353
plant‐based diet.

484
00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:43,428
For God's sakes, Douglas,
why didn't you tell me?

485
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:46,138
Because I didn't want you to think
of me as a weak old man, okay?

486
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:48,331
So you wanted me to think
of you as a jerk instead?

487
00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:51,553
A‐A lot of people already
think of me that way.

488
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,016
See, "jerk" is kind of where I live.

489
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,217
Look, buddy,

490
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:57,054
if we're gonna do this,
you're gonna have to work on

491
00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:59,193
your big boy communication skills.

492
00:18:59,283 --> 00:19:03,209
Listen, Poppy,
under any normal circumstances,

493
00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:05,568
I never would have
left you on that date.

494
00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,959
I was having the time of my life.

495
00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:10,576
It was a great half an appetizer.

496
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:16,311
Maybe if I'm lucky,
you'll ask me out again.

497
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,803
I have a good feeling about it.

498
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,944
Last night of summer.

499
00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:33,070
You know what tomorrow means.

500
00:19:33,094 --> 00:19:35,030
We're driving them, doing homework,

501
00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,404
julienning their vegetables.

502
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:38,405
Backpacks full of exploded yogurt.

503
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,662
Their horrified screams

504
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,450
when they discover
their art in the garbage.

505
00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:42,998
Talking to parents that aren't us.

506
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:46,442
Again, I've been dealing
with this the entire summer.

507
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,051
And I did a bad job.

508
00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:49,529
Jack got smaller.

509
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,056
I had a great summer.

510
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,406
Tonight.

511
00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:58,023
There's just one thing
left on my list to do.

512
00:19:58,578 --> 00:20:00,679
Oh, my God.
Is she about to send that e‐mail?

513
00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:01,996
What e‐mail?

514
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,468
Yep. I'm gonna do it.

515
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:07,250
I am going to truth‐bomb my
ex and never talk to him again.

516
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:10,585
Can you guys help me workshop
some subject headings?

517
00:20:11,859 --> 00:20:12,859
Send it.

518
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:13,926
- Send it.
- Send it.

519
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,031
Send it! Send it!

520
00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:18,057
Send it! Send it!

521
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:20,209
Send it! Send it!

522
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,781
- Yes!
- It's in the void.

523
00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:25,807
Oh, we're so proud of you, girl.

524
00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:27,781
That felt good.

525
00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:30,773
I think I might ride this wave,
like, into the new school year.

526
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:32,090
You know, turn over a new leaf.

527
00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,312
Maybe date some new people,
try some new things.

528
00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:36,695
Like, I‐I don't know,
putting my grocery cart back!

529
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,031
Angie, that would be huge for you.

530
00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:41,695
It's not gonna be easy,
but you guys will have my back.

531
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,470
See, this is gonna be a great fall.

532
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:44,913
And tomorrow, we get to go back

533
00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:47,398
to doing what we do best... parenting.

534
00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:49,664
We are pretty good at parenting,
aren't we?

535
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:50,702
Best in the biz.

536
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,083
- Mm‐hmm.
- Yeah.

537
00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:53,859
Uh, hello?!

538
00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:57,841
No one was there to pick
us up at the bus station!

539
00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,421
We had to walk home!

540
00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:01,321
We had to cross the freeway.

541
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,968
It was actually kinda fun,
but that's not the point!

542
00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,695
Seriously, we leave,
and everything falls apart?

543
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,766
What have you people
been doing without us?

544
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:14,004
Surpriiiise?

545
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:16,500
Surprise!

546
00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:19,348
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