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That's a big hole.

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You can thank the axe-happy
fire department for that.

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You know who can fix this for you?

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Angie: The twins?

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No. I can't afford them.

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Their pricing's insane.

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Do you want it done cheap,
or you want it done right?

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Do people come to your work
and try to low-ball you?

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We don't need a contractor.

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And do you wanna know why?

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- Oh, God. They're gonna rap.
- 'Cause...

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Both:
♪ No whinin'! ♪

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♪ No bitchin'! ♪

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♪ Pick up a hammer,
get your butt in the kitchen! ♪

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See, now I'm sorry I'm here.

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Oh, come on, Douglas.

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It's the upbeat chant
that Kevin and Kerry Kitchen do

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before they start a big project.

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Kevin and Kerry Kitchen?

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From "Mr. and Mrs. Kitchen."

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Streaming's top-rated
home-renovation married couple?

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- Unreal!
- Unreal, Douglas.

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You have to engage in the culture, bud.

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You're only as young
as your viewing habits.

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I know who Mr. and Mrs. Kitchen are, okay?

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I'm not some Appalachian dog
chained to a dead tree.

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I just don't understand
why you think you can fix a wall

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based a TV show you've seen

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about construction workers
in a failing marriage.

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Kevin and Kerry are very much in love.

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He is the fridge to her freezer.

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Every relationship takes work.

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- Every one.
- Alright.

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That's plenty for me.

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Be well.

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Dad, please hire the twins.

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I want you coming home in one piece.

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Too late. Our price just doubled.

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You snooze, you lose, D'Amato.

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{\an8}Thanks for helping me patch this hole.

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{\an8}Got to show Graham
that fire damage isn't that scary.

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{\an8}You know, he's Graham.

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{\an8}The way he deals with fear
is very specific.

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{\an8}Turned his bedroom into a bunker again?

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{\an8}Yup.

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{\an8}He's probably gonna be
in there for a while.

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{\an8}I can't afford to miss any more work.

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{\an8}I already used up all my sick days
on the "Titanic" incident.

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{\an8}

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{\an8}Hats off to you, Mr. Cameron.
What an imagination.

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Oh, he didn't make it up, sweetie.

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Titanic was a real ship that went down.

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What?!

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{\an8}Okay, we have to fix this tonight.

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{\an8}And we will, with the help of
the heroic Mr. Kitchen.

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{\an8}- Ma'am.

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{\an8}Hey, uh, Graham doesn't actually know
how the fire was started, does he?

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{\an8}That his dad was here and you guys
were doing stuff?

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{\an8}And then the printer exploded?

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{\an8}God, no!

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{\an8}No, I came up with a great cover story.

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{\an8}Graham: You have some nerve
showing your big, dumb face around here.

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{\an8}♪♪

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{\an8}

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{\an8}♪♪

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{\an8}I maybe told him that
the printer catching fire was your fault.

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{\an8}What?! How?

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{\an8}Well, I might have told him
that you were printing out

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{\an8}some "Little Mermaid"
fan fiction that you wrote,

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{\an8}where in the end,

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{\an8}instead of Ariel
getting her voice back, she dies.

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{\an8}- Angie!
I panicked! I'm sorry.

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{\an8}I was raised to throw people
under the bus.

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{\an8}

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{\an8}Strangled by a soda-can ring?

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{\an8}You're sick!

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{\an8}

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Oh, man, Poppy,
corporate life is killing me.

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Must be nice to sit here
and do nothing all day.

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Miggy, I own a business,
and you're a temp paralegal, so...

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I didn't hear none of that. I'm too tired.

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Emma: Hey, Miggy,

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we made a human saddle

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so you can give us
piggyback rides all night.

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Douglas: Yeah, I saw them crafting it.

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Seems sturdy,
but doesn't look comfortable.

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Huh. Well, hey, I have an idea.

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How about we play a game
called "Tired Dad"?

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I'll be the Tired Dad,
and you be the friends

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who take care of his toddler son.

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That's a game?

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Yeah, and it just started.

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Here.

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Take my car keys
and get the A.C. running. Toodle-oo.

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Hey. So, Rory's at Graham's --

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something about building a bunker.

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I didn't ask, but I probably should've.

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Anyway, on the bright side,
maybe you and I could hang out?

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Oh, I would love to, but I'm having
some buddies over tonight.

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I'd invite you, but it just doesn't
seem like your scene.

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Oh. A bunch of old white guys
assuring me they're not racist?

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No, thanks. I've been to New England.

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Okay, look, we'll have breakfast
at the track tomorrow.

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- Yes, please.
- Okay.

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Bye.

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- Bad move, Poppy. You're blowing it.
- Hmm?

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You're dating now.
You've gotta get in with his friends.

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Well, yeah, but if I meet them,
then I can't imagine

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- they're not the bad guys I know they are.
- Mnh-mnh-mnh.

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Look, relationships get stronger
if you bond with the homies.

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When I was with Zara,

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I became a math whiz
to impress all her smart friends.

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Yeah. I memorized every
single number up to 236.

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Well, you know you only
have to memorize the first 10

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and then a pattern takes over?

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What do you mean?

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No, no, no. We're not doing this.

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But maybe you're right.

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Maybe I shouldn't be afraid
to meet Douglas' crowd.

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Cool. I'll go over there with you.

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Miggy, you're watching the kids.

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Still?

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Damn, I'm tired.

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- My name is Kerry.
- And I'm Kevin.

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- And we're The Kitchens.
- The Kitchens.

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It's our real name.

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And now our job!

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Aren't these guys just the freakin' best?

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I-I know Kevin is on trial
for punching a Postmate,

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but he's just so likable on the show.

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I'm just still struggling with the fact
that you told Graham

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I'm the one who set your house on fire.

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But for a good reason --
killing America's favorite mermaid.

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What was I supposed to tell him --

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that his AWOL dad was here and we had sex?

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No, you're right. It was one or the other.

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Can you just take this fall for me,
just this one time?

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I guess Kevin did take the fall for Kerry
during the Norfolk job,

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when she installed the bidet wrong
and it perforated that homeowner's colon.

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Yes. My man!

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Now let's crank that theme song.

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This is where I put my flashlight,

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those are my canned goods,

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and this is where I try to sleep

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but don't, 'cause of all
the new fear in my heart.

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Oh, Graham.

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Oh, honey, sweetie, baby, darling.
We need to get you out of here.

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But it's scary out there!

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And in here, it's safe.

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Think about it.

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It's just you and me.

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We could create a whole new society.

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- A whole new society?
- Yeah.

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And every society needs a ruler.

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Well, it is my room --

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Okay, I'll be the ruler of this bunker,
but you need to bend to my vision.

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- What's your vision?
- Simple --

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extended Kennedy family reclusiveness,
full-on "Grey Gardens."

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That just seemed like
a bunch of words, but I'm in.

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Mold me.

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Hi.

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I know you said it's not my scene,
but I want to meet your friends,

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and if that means that I have to sign up
for an NRA mailing list,

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then I'll send it straight to spam.

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Oh, that won't help.

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Once you're on the list,
they find you anyway.

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See? I'm already learning something new.

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Now move aside. I want to meet the guys.

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You don't want to.

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Woman: Douglas?

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Poppy, meet the girls.

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Mmm. Look at that spackling.

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Our patchwork is so good,

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it makes the rest of the wall
look like ass.

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Angie: Now I can get Graham
out of that bunker

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before he starts pickling things.

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Alright, well, I will see you tomorrow.

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Good night, Kerry.

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Wait. You're leaving?

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Uh, yeah,

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unless there's something else
you need me for?

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Actually, yes. There's so many
things that I haven't gotten to.

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- Here's a list.
- Oh?

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"Clean out fridge. Organize spice rack.

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De-fuzz sweaters."

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Are these fire-related emergencies?

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No, not technically, but it'd be great
to get 'em out of the way.

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Uh-huh. Cool.

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Um, you know I'm not your handyman, right?

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Well, yeah. Of course not.

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I mean, if you were, I'd have to pay you.

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Totally.

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Also, not the point
I'm trying to make. Um...

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Well, what is the point
you're trying to make?

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Man, do you love a dramatic pause.

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Angie, there's a giant rat behind you.

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Now, please do not mistake my calm tone
for anything but gut-wrenching fear,

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which is what you will experience
if you turn around,

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so, Angie, do not turn around.

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Oh, my God. That's a possum.

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- There's a possum in my house.
- Yeah.

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It looks really mean
and a little bit horny.

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Yeah.

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How did it get in here?

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We must have sealed it in.

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Oh, what do we do?

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- We make a dash for the bunker...
- Uh-huh.

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- ...but slowly...
- Uh-huh.

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- ...so as not to alarm it.
- Right.

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- Kitten feet.
- Kitten feet. Yeah.

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- Kitten feet.
- Kitten feet.

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- Kitten feet.
- Kitten feet.

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Kitten feet. Stop!

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Shh.

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Okay, so, I don't want to sound
like a bad feminist,

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but who are these bitches?

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This is my grief support group.

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A grief support group?

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Douglas, why didn't you tell me?

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I didn't tell anyone.

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And I wasn't gonna tell you
especially because I know

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- how you women are.
- Oh, boy.

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All I'm saying is, if you put
too many hens in the coop,

224
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well, then they start
pecking at each other.

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You know, it's their nature
to fight over the rooster.

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It's so hard to meet people.
Remember the apps.

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Okay, the point is,
even for a modern woman like yourself,

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I think it's better for our relationship

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if you don't see me being vulnerable
in front of a bunch of women.

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You'll get competitive,

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and I don't want to see
your feathers all in a bunch.

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Well, this hen doesn't ruffle so easily.

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Why am I continuing with your metaphor?

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What I mean to say is,
this is my sweet spot, Douglas.

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I founded a whole business

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based on vulnerable women
supporting each other.

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Plus, we sell books.

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And if you're going through something,

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I want to be there for it.

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Alright, well,
if you want to join, go ahead,

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but this farmer's warned you.

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Wait. So now you're a farmer
and a rooster?

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You know what?
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

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Ladies, please welcome my special friend.
This is Poppy Banks.

245
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,055
- Hi.
- We neck.

246
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,975
Nice to meet you, Poppy.

247
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:23,688
Now, let's start as we always do
with one of our group hugs.

248
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,648
Ah, terrific.

249
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,109
- Ahh.
- Ahh.

250
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,402
Aww.

251
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,204
So, this goes on for a while, huh?

252
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,498
I'll just get a snack.

253
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,627
I don't think I like this.

254
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,713
I don't even know what it is!

255
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:52,300
It's "Grey Gardens." We're being
Big and Little Edie Bouvier.

256
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,803
Jackie Kennedy's hermit aunt
and first cousin?

257
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,973
How come you don't have to wear a muumuu?

258
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,309
I will! But right now I'm trying to turn

259
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,477
your soulless excuse for a bunker

260
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,730
into a rundown East Hamptons mansion.

261
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,316
- Hey, hi!
- Kitten feet, kitten feet, kitten feet.

262
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,567
Hi, Mom.

263
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,569
William.

264
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,945
Uh-oh.

265
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,864
It can't be good that you're in a costume.

266
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,450
Rory says my name's Edith now.

267
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,701
That tracks.

268
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,828
Will, meet me at the wall.

269
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,831
- This is bad.
- Yeah.

270
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,208
If Graham finds out
there's a real possum out there,

271
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,044
he will break completely.

272
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,254
We have to call animal control.

273
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,673
Damn!

274
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,258
My phone's outside!

275
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,218
Mine too.

276
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,595
Maybe we can borrow Rory's.

277
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,972
Hey, Rory, can we borrow your phone?

278
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,265
No, I'm not comfortable with that.

279
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,433
Are you serious?

280
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,559
Yeah.

281
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:45,895
Okay, what do we do now?

282
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,772
We remain calm, we get our phones,

283
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,607
and we get rid of that beast
without Graham noticing.

284
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,442
- Okay.
- But...

285
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,320
we cannot face that thing unprotected.

286
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,366
I hate this.

287
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,953
Diana: This time of year is hard.

288
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,831
Fall was Nathan's favorite season.

289
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:10,628
But it gives me comfort to know
that in my darkest hour,

290
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:15,549
this guy will come over
and implement the Fogerty Special.

291
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,011
Um, wh-what's the Fogerty Special?

292
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,680
Oh, you don't know?

293
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:25,518
You watch "The Pelican Brief"
while eating good scallops.

294
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,270
You know, it took me a while
to find that combination.

295
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,480
For the longest time,

296
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,607
I thought it was "Midnight Run"
and lasagna,

297
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,317
but, eh, it just was too heavy.

298
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,027
It always cheers me up.

299
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,363
- That, and one of his trademark hugs.
- Uh-huh.

300
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,990
Ah, okay. So there's more hugs
from Douglas?

301
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,492
I could use one right now.

302
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:44,578
Oh, alright. Everybody,
come in for a Doug-Hug.

303
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,871
{\an8}Bring it in.

304
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,165
Oh, Poppy, you gotta try a Doug-Hug.

305
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,667
It's wonderful.

306
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,377
- Alrighty.
- Aww.

307
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,212
We're dating, so I've had the hug.

308
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,215
Alright, you know what?
I think it's my time to share.

309
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,675
- Okay.
- Oh.

310
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,721
Um...last month was hard for me.

311
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,598
I, um -- I came across a -- a note

312
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,559
that Rose had -- had written me.

313
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,018
It was -- It was tucked

314
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,562
in the back of a drawer somewhere

315
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,313
and -- nothing special,

316
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,940
just a grocery list,

317
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,026
with only mayo and carrots on it.

318
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,112
God, she loved that snack.

319
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,948
To this day, when someone pairs
a vegetable

320
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,701
with a heavy cream, I...

321
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,703
I can't.

322
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,497
Douglas.

323
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791
Hug flying in!

324
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,084
Make room for the flock!

325
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,502
Okay.

326
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,045
Mmm. Mmm.

327
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,964
Okay, I'm gonna leave.

328
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,257
No. Wh-What? Why?

329
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,341
Wh-Where are you going?

330
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,260
- Poppy, where are you off to?
- Home.

331
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,720
I shouldn't be here.

332
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,347
Ah. This is happening, isn't it?

333
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,599
You're feeling jealous.

334
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,017
Maybe you're right --

335
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,853
I'm a hen and you're a rooster
and we're all farm animals,

336
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,937
and I shouldn't have come.

337
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,315
And I can't stand the fact
that I feel this way

338
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,193
because you're the caveman,
and I own a feminist bookstore.

339
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,487
You know, I'm supposed to be
above all of this

340
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,990
and I'm not and it sucks
and I am deeply embarrassed.

341
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,700
And I'm officially making a scene. Great.

342
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,993
So, if this winds up on YouTube,

343
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,162
Poppy Banks, feminist hero, is canceled.

344
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,247
- I see you, Diana.
- Oh!

345
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,958
In theory, I support what you're doing,

346
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,336
but in practice, I got to go.

347
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,465
Go easy on her.

348
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,592
Her ex-husband is still alive.

349
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,636
Angie: Here's the plan --

350
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,429
I stand here, you go get my phone.

351
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,389
Why's it have to be me? It's your phone.

352
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,059
Yeah, but, see, the thing is,
I don't want to run into a possum.

353
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,353
Nobody wants to run into a possum, Angie.

354
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,438
They're like a first draft of a weasel.

355
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,690
Can' you just do this one thing
for me, please?

356
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,443
One thing? Recently, it feels like
a lot of things.

357
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,323
Is this about the list?

358
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,076
Because I thought you wanted me
to organize my spice rack.

359
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,494
You called it a "spice wreck,"

360
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,663
which we all know
is Rory's joke you stole.

361
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,540
All of your spices have expired.

362
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,666
Spices don't expire.

363
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,251
I feel like you're taking advantage of me.

364
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,503
I just spent all day
patching the hole in your wall.

365
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,088
I had to cancel my plans.

366
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,923
I didn't know you had plans.

367
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,717
I did. It karaoke night at KZOP,
and I was supposed to emcee!

368
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,594
Okay, that's on you, dude.
You should have said something.

369
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,680
Well, I didn't because
I knew that you needed me.

370
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,474
Oh, y-you think I need you?

371
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,685
Lately? Yeah. A lot.

372
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,354
Patching up holes,
being a scapegoat for Graham,

373
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,606
trying to keep you
from making a sexual mistake

374
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,568
so toxic and weird that it literally
set your house on fire.

375
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,111
I can tell this isn't going over well

376
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,029
'cause now you're giving me
serious possum vibes,

377
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,906
like, all of the anger
and none of the horny.

378
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,285
Oh, I'm definitely not horny, okay?
And I don't need you.

379
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,912
If there's one thing I know how to do,
it's fend for my family,

380
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,249
even if it means facing
a wild, ferocious animal.

381
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,043
Angie, I know how strong you are, okay?
I didn't mean to question that.

382
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,712
Well, it sounded like you did.

383
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,963
You know, how about this --

384
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,339
why don't you go?

385
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,174
Do KZOP karaoke.

386
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,011
Sing "Waterfalls" with Guy McCormick
if that's what gets you going.

387
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,430
You know damn well
that's outside of my register.

388
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,764
There's the door, Will.

389
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,891
Go.

390
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,866
I'm scared.

391
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,829
- I mean, I embarrassed myself.
- Ah.

392
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,124
Is this who I am -- a jealous hen?
I thought I was better than that.

393
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,169
Here's your chips, Tired Dad.

394
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh, great. Hey, you're winning.

395
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,005
I am?

396
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,049
Yeah, sure, whatever. I don't know.

397
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,345
Anyway, Pop-Tart,
were you really jealous of these women?

398
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,347
No, I don't think I was jealous of them.

399
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,556
Then what was it?

400
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,100
Well, Douglas told a story

401
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,728
about how Rose used to eat
carrots and mayo.

402
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:43,776
And I imagined her eating it next to him,
and -- I don't know -- it made me sad.

403
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,528
That is sad.

404
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,155
But also genius.

405
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,281
Kids!

406
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,825
Carrots and mayo for a million points!

407
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,327
I'm going for the million!

408
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,830
Now we pretend that the chili is cat food.

409
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,958
Form it into a little mound
and serve it to me.

410
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,918
Wh-- No!

411
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,711
This is too weird.

412
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,088
And I don't understand

413
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,340
how this is a "tale
of wealth and rebellion."

414
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,759
Whatever's scary out there

415
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,012
can't be as scary
as what's going on in here.

416
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,557
You better not be
in my underwear drawer, you big perv.

417
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,017
Come on. Show your --

418
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,102
Oh!

419
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,521
Okay, you.

420
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,065
I'm not scared of you.

421
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,733
That's a lie. Yes, I am.

422
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,360
Your teeth are incredibly freaky,

423
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,070
and I really, really hate your nose.

424
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,488
And -- come on -- make up your mind.

425
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,572
Are you cross-eyed or not?

426
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:36,036
But I have been on my own
for many, many years,

427
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,454
and the one good thing about that is,

428
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,206
I can do anything.

429
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,084
So check it, possum.

430
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,878
I'm gonna catch and release you...to Hell!

431
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,130
Aaaah!

432
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,548
This was stupid!

433
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,716
Aah!

434
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,634
Why are you holding that
pointy cat upside down?!

435
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,886
I don't know! Your mom's a dumbass!

436
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,971
No, you're not!

437
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,473
You're Angie D'Amato, pride of Sicily!

438
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,558
Y-You're right!

439
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,435
- Cool! Godspeed!
- No, no, no, no, no!

440
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,645
You get back here! You are Graham D'Amato!

441
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,730
You don't need a bunker!

442
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,107
We can handle anything together,
so grab that bag

443
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,609
and help Mommy trap
this very agitated rodent.

444
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,445
- Aah! Aah!
- Okay. Now...

445
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,863
Aah! Aah!

446
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,740
- Aah!
- Aah!

447
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,324
- We did it.
- Ohh, we did it.

448
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,119
We just put a wild animal
in my camp duffel!

449
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,663
- I'm so proud of you!
- No, I'm proud of you, Mom!

450
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,665
That was intense.

451
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,292
But it's over.

452
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,501
Yeah.

453
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,629
Stop right there,
you underbite-y son of a bitch!

454
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,300
You guys okay in here?

455
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,011
I heard screaming,
and the f-front door was locked, so...

456
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,929
Oh, God. I'm sorry about this.

457
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,514
I made it so much worse.

458
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,896
Aww, I was hoping you'd come back.

459
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,483
Look, I know I acted like
a jealous hen earlier.

460
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,193
Man, that hen thing really
burrowed into my brain.

461
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,278
Yeah, you know,
I should write some of those down,

462
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,362
maybe put out a book --

463
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,947
something small for like
when you're on the john.

464
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,700
Look, Douglas,
it wasn't just me being jealous

465
00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,370
about you opening up to those women,
though I do want you to do that with me.

466
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,664
There was something real there.

467
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,792
And if I'm being honest...

468
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,253
it was hard for me
to hear you talk about Rose.

469
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,672
I mean, my ex-husband and I --
we broke up,

470
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,885
but your wife died
while you were still in love with her.

471
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,054
She'll always have a place in your heart.

472
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,641
And I got to get comfortable sharing that.

473
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,644
Look, I'm still working through
losing her.

474
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,397
But being with you -- well...

475
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,609
that's the happiest
I've been in a long time.

476
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,203
Maybe I'll write those ladies
an apology card.

477
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,580
No. That ship has sailed.

478
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,915
Okay.

479
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:51,088
Yes, I am aware that
wild animals can carry rabies.

480
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,298
No, I will not foster to adopt him.

481
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,508
Animal control?

482
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,760
Yes, and they were very, very mean.

483
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,429
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure
that grabbing a possum by the tail,

484
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,140
throwing it into a bag --
it's a big no-no.

485
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,392
So is diving through someone else's wall.

486
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,060
Oh, now you tell me.

487
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,646
I know you don't need anybody,

488
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,399
but I-I kind of think I like being needed.

489
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,484
I think I have a problem.

490
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,278
Yeah, you do.

491
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,488
But I might sometimes exploit it,

492
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,614
and I shouldn't.

493
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,783
Angie, I do all this stuff for you

494
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,993
because I want to.

495
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,369
I mean, you're my friend,

496
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,997
and patching a hole in a wall
with you is way more fun

497
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,332
than listening to Guy McCormick
sing "Knocking on Heaven's Door"

498
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,168
and then show us his bypass scars.

499
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,963
I have been leaning on you a lot.

500
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,507
and I-I think it might just be because

501
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,676
Graham and I have never

502
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,262
had anyone be there for us before.

503
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,848
And it was addicting.

504
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,313
Well, I mean,
it certainly gives me insight

505
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,607
into what would drive a wedge
between Kevin and Kerry.

506
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,276
By the way, she absolutely
had an emotional affair

507
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,444
- with her tile guy, right?
- Yeah.

508
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,279
- No, there was something going on there.
- Yeah. 100%.

509
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,363
"We're just friends."

510
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,908
- My ass, Kerry.
- Yeah. So insane.

511
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,201
We're -- We're gonna keep watching, right?

512
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,869
We will never stop watching that show.

513
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,708
Oh, man, I am so sorry.

514
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,336
I totally Kool-Aid Manned
through your wall.

515
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,712
I think it's time to face the fact

516
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,882
that you and Graham
cannot stay in this house.

517
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,427
You could stay at my place
with Sophie and I.

518
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,887
Not a chance.

519
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,931
I told you -- I can fend for myself.

520
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,432
Got it.

521
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,309
So, where are you gonna stay?

522
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,523
The rent is due at the first of the month.

523
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,068
The quiet hours start at 5:00 p.m.

524
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,820
and go till whenever Tony blows the bugle.

525
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,865
There'll be no cartoons, no loose toys,

526
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,951
no hands on the walls.

527
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,911
{\an8}- Good?
You got it, Douglas.

528
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:50,540
{\an8}And you -- I can't emphasize
just how short a leash you're on.

529
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,709
{\an8}Thanks for taking us in.

530
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,254
{\an8}I know it might sound weird
coming out of my mouth,

531
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,048
{\an8}but you're a warm and generous person.

532
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,717
{\an8}Yeah, well, Poppy didn't
give me much of a choice,

533
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,428
{\an8}and the girls in Group
backed her up, so...

534
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,056
{\an8}Alright, here's where you'll be sleeping.

535
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,268
{\an8}The floor of the sauna?

536
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,561
{\an8}I guarantee you that floor
is more expensive

537
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,272
{\an8}than any bed you've ever slept on.

538
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,774
{\an8}It's okay, buddy. Just temporary.

539
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,859
{\an8}
Poor bastards.

540
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,569
{\an8}Had to learn the hard way.

541
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,863
{\an8}Next time, hire professionals.

542
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,658
{\an8}♪♪