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- (school bell rings)
- Welcome to Hilltop.

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(chanting)
No! No! Pete can't stay!

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Through Teachers-in-Service Day!

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You know, I don't know who Pete is,

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but I do know that
you're embarrassing him.

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Douglas, our beloved Hilltop parrot

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has to stay alone at school
over the three-day weekend.

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It's cruel. Inhumane.

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- Will you sign a petition --
- No.

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Did you just dismiss my
8-year-old daughter's activism?

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Activism? Come on.

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Don't be Lollypop Boy.

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What does that eve-- I'm sorry.

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Am I supposed to
understand that reference?

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No. Honestly, it just got away from me.

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- Ah.
- Don't you ignore me, Rocco!

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Don't be a part of the problem!

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Pete shouldn't have to
spend the weekend alone,

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so Sophie's petitioning
Vice Principal Yarble

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to let us take him home with us.

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Man, I am so proud
of that kid's conscience.

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Oh, please. You do it
because it makes you look good.

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- What?
- The accolades.

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10 bucks says that
you're wearing a T-shirt

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- with Sophie's face on it.
- Pfft.

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- Unzip the sweater. Let me help you.
- I'm not going to.

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- Don't touch me! It's my body!
- Okay.

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All right, fine, but you know damn well

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my resolution was
to do more silk-screening.

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(laughs)
There you go.

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This is about helping Sophie
develop a strong moral compass.

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And, yes, I've picked out my suit

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for the Student of the Year ceremony.

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Heads-up, this guy's going with maroon.

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It's not a suit if it isn't black.

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It's a costume.

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She's the next Greta...

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something.

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Gosh! I wish I could remember
her last name.

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- She's so important.
- I bet.

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Will Cooper.

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Vice Principal Yarble! How are you?

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Terrible.

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I was taking a cat nap when your
daughter's screams awakened me.

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- SOPHIE: (chanting continues)
- Make her stop.

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Let me coast into the sweet embrace
of a three-day weekend.

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I already laid out my pajamas.

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Oh, she'll stop as soon as you agree
to let us take Pete home for the weekend.

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Oh, no.

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Then another kid will want to take him
home next weekend, and another,

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and soon I'll be running
some kind of check-out process.

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Don't make my life harder, Will Cooper.
Please, I can't take it.

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Well, then, I'm sorry to say,
Sophie's campaign will continue.

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- (scoffs)
- No! No! Pete can't stay!

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That's my girl.

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Greta Thunberg! Ah, that's the name.

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I remembered.

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Now, that is a face to silk-screen.

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(chuckles)
Sophie!

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Release Rocco from the headlock.

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That's not how we want
to get our signatures.

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Rocco, sign the petition.

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♪♪

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(Pete squawks, whistles)

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{\an8}And then Pronstroller was all, like,
"Should we just do the damn thing?"

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{\an8}And I was all, like, "Uh, yeah."

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{\an8}And then, bam.
Exclusive relationship, wassup?

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{\an8}(exhales sharply)
Happy for you.

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{\an8}And thank you for walking me through

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{\an8}all the physical acts
preceding that conversation.

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{\an8}MIGGY: You're welcome.

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{\an8}But, yo, I think I'm in love.

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{\an8}I gave her one of my hats.

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{\an8}Wow.

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{\an8}- Now, hat's a big deal.
- Mnh-mnh. Don't do that.

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{\an8}I was being open and vulnerable
with you right now.

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{\an8}Oh, there she is.
She's coming to pick me up.

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{\an8}Total girlfriend move!

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{\an8}Mm.

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{\an8}(both moan)

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{\an8}(sighs)

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{\an8}We enjoy long hugs.

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{\an8}That's hot as hell.

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{\an8}♪♪

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{\an8}Just got an earful of Miggy love.

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{\an8}Can we talk about anything else?

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{\an8}Let's see, not much going on with me.

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{\an8}I finally tried a Baked Lay.

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{\an8}- Don't know who those are for.
- Mnh.

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{\an8}Poppy! (giggles)

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{\an8}Oh. Here we go.

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{\an8}Ooh, isn't that Ron's new piece?

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{\an8}His wife, Angie. Her name's Sharon.

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{\an8}You were at her wedding.

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{\an8}You took a million pics together.

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{\an8}- Geez. My memory is garbagio.
- SHARON: Hey, Poppy!

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{\an8}What's poppin', Poppy? What's poppin'?

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{\an8}Okay, we can just start talking, Sharon.

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{\an8}I'm assuming you're here because
Ron did something stupid.

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{\an8}Is the accent back?

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{\an8}Oh, no wine for me, uh,
because, big news...

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{\an8}we're pregnant!

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{\an8}(giggles)

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{\an8}Get in here. Touch it.

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{\an8}- Mm.
- Kiss it.

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{\an8}Say your name to it
so it knows who you are.

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{\an8}Wow-eee! Poppy, did you hear that news?

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{\an8}Yes, Angela, I heard.

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{\an8}And we're happy? I'm just trying
to follow your lead here.

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Congratulations, Sharon.

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Gonna go neutral. Got it.

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Oh, Poppy, you should come
with me to my ultrasound today.

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I'm gonna find out the sex.

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Ooh! Wow!

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Oh, God, this is a tough one.

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I already, uh, promised Angie
that I would hang out with her today.

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She's having, uh,
gastrointestinal problems.

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Yeah, it's just flowing through her.

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She's wearing a diaper right now.

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Come on, man.

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Yeah, it's true.

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My doc says that my butt tubes
are all out of whack.

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Sucks.

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Oh. Gross.
(chuckles)

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Well, next time, then?

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Maybe. You know what?
So sorry. We have to go.

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Yeah, I can tell by Angie's face
she's in great distress.

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- Oh.
- SHARON: Okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay, that was big news,
and I am here for you,

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but we have to discuss
why every on-the-fly excuse

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involves me dropping heat in my pants.

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Copy that.

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(squeegee squeaks)

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Ugh. How am I getting worse?

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PETE: (squawks)
Welcome to Hilltop.

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(chuckles)
Thanks, Pete.

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Wait, what?

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(gasps)

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Sophie Cooper, did you steal that bird?

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I saved him.

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You told me my moral compass
would never steer me wrong.

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Oh, boy.
That does sound like me.

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We'll give Pete a great weekend

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and then bring him back
before school starts.

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I know stealing is wrong,
but in this case,

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I really believe
it's the right thing to do.

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Okay, wow.

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I raised a remarkable young woman.

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Great dad!

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Did you just say "great dad" to yourself?

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- Sorry, what?
- Welcome to Hilltop.

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Okay. Pete can stay.

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It is such a bummer
they keep him cooped up.

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Poor guy's probably
never even flown before.

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♪♪

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Pete, it's just you and me now.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Welcome to Hilltop.
(squawks)

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(scoffs)
That was wild back there, huh?

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You know what? I'm gonna be here for you.

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Today, I'm Poppy.

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Okay, so, your ex-husband
is having a baby.

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Talk to me. How do you feel?

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Honestly? Weird.

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I mean, she invited me
to her ultrasound, Ang.

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I didn't knock her up.
Why is it my damn problem?

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- It's not!
- POPPY: You know what I think?

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It's a generational thing. Sharon's 23.

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The youth today have no concept
of boundaries.

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Millennials. God! I hate them!

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No respect.

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It's like, this is a society.

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We have rules for a reason.

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Ma'am, you have to pay for that.

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Ang, you know
we're Millennials, too, right?

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(muffled)
Yeah, but you get it.

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Mm. Yeah, anyway, back to Sharon.

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What's next? She wants me
present for the actual birth?

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Gosh. I'm gonna wrap my legs around her,

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Handmaid's Tale-style?

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Uch, hate that show.

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- I've never seen it.
- (gasps)

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Hold up. Is that...?

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Miggy's girlfriend
with a man that's not Miggy.

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A smokin'-hot man.

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This is s-so messed!

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Just today, he was telling me
they're exclusive.

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(gasps)

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- See?
- Uh-huh.

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- See?
- Uh-huh.

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- See?
- Uh-huh.

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- See?!
- Uh-huh!

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- This is exactly what I was talking about.
- Exactly!

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We're not gonna let her
burn Miggy like this.

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- In fact, we're gonna follow them.
- Yeah.

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- Catch them in the act.
- Okay.

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- Mm-hmm.
- So, just to be clear,

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you want to deal
with Sharon's pregnancy by...

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tailing Miggy's girlfriend?

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You bet your ass I do.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Because I am done letting
this over-sharing, milk-hating,

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rotary-phone-not-remembering
generation get away with it!

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You in?

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- Let's ride.
- All right.

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Hey, for the cookies.

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And whatever else my friend
stole while she was here.

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♪ Washin' spoons ♪

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♪ Washin' the dishes ♪

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- ♪ Scrubbin' forks ♪
- Hey, Dad.

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♪ I'm washin' a knife ♪

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♪ Washin' spoons ♪

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♪ First I'm gonna wash,
then I'll let 'em dry ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm washin' it all ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm washin' the dishes ♪

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♪ Scrubbin' forks, scrubbin' the knives ♪

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WILL: ♪ Washin' bowls ♪

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This is it, Pete,

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the moment you've been denied
your whole life.

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It's time to fly!

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Welcome to Hilltop. Wait --

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- (singing indistinctly)
- (thud)

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Sophie, what was that?!

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I just wanted him to fly,
as nature intended.

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And because I loved him,

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I assumed he would fly back to me.

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Aw, honey, you couldn't have
known his wings were clipped.

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I'm a murderer.

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You are not a murderer.

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The upturned rake that Pete fell
directly onto is the murderer.

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You just made a mistake.

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A mistake that resulted in
the death of an innocent bird.

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And the only thing I can do now

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is to be honest
and turn myself in to Yarble.

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Which means it's over.

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I can kiss that future
we planned for me goodbye.

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I know you just saw a bird die,

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but I think you're being
a little dramatic.

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Am I? I'll probably get a suspension,

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which means that'll take me
out of the running

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for Student of the Year.

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That stings.

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Especially since we set aside
such a good spot on the Sophie shelf.

245
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SOPHIE: I said goodbye to all of that

246
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,626
the day that I threw
that bird off the roof.

247
00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,294
That was today.

248
00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,378
Wait.

249
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,088
Sophie, what are you doing?

250
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,799
I'm removing these reminders
of my former self.

251
00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,426
I'm going nowhere.

252
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,263
Well... just to play devil's...

253
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,266
if you turn yourself in
and lose your good standing,

254
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,560
you won't be able to fight
for things in the future.

255
00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,771
And that wouldn't be right.

256
00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:46,901
Sophie, do you think that maybe
your guilt is punishment enough?

257
00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,528
I mean, Pete wouldn't want you

258
00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,530
to lose everything over this, right?

259
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,949
No. He would want
to welcome me to Hilltop.

260
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,825
That's right, he would.

261
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,160
But what are we gonna do?

262
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,829
Vice Principal Yarble's
gonna see that Pete's missing,

263
00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,540
and she'll know it was me.

264
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,707
(sighs)

265
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,876
Not if we cover it up.

266
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,129
You and I aren't built for lying.

267
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,214
(sighs)
You're right.

268
00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:09,757
We'll never be able to pull this off.

269
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,259
We need a bad person.

270
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,053
Someone 100% morally bankrupt.

271
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,557
I understand our services are needed.

272
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,101
We hear there's evidence
that needs to be destroyed.

273
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,727
Don't worry. We're discreet.

274
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,440
♪♪

275
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,277
Ugh, they just opened
another bottle of wine.

276
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,361
(both scoff)

277
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,072
When are Pronstroller
and Round Head McNormal Face

278
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,323
gonna smush already?

279
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,616
I'm hungry.

280
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,951
Don't people usually have snacks
at these stakeouts?

281
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,035
(blowing)

282
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:44,333
You're offering me loose beef jerky
from your glove compartment?

283
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,252
Sorry, princess.

284
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,839
Oh, hell yeah, that's hard to eat.

285
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,592
Also, you own a tiny spy telescope?

286
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,260
Wanna tell me the story of buying that?

287
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,722
Just very curious about your headspace
during that time of purchase.

288
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,848
Thank you for your question.

289
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,100
- First of all, it's a spyglass.
- Oh.

290
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,270
And it was reasonably priced
at 400 tickets at Dave & B's,

291
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,856
which I easily won
rippin' it at Skee-Ball.

292
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,316
You know what? You and I are best friends,

293
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,860
but we have very different approaches
to our recreational time.

294
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,320
Yes. See?

295
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,946
That is great stakeout banter.

296
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,031
Check us out,

297
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,658
just two odd-couple,
buddy-cop knucklebutts

298
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,452
camped out in a van, razzing each other

299
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,203
while we eagle-eye some dirtbags.

300
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,164
- Enh! That's right.
- (cellphone vibrates)

301
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,876
(sighs)

302
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,002
Are you okay?

303
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,211
Your phone need juice?

304
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,005
I have...

305
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,548
seven different chargers,

306
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,301
none of them for contemporary phones,
but we could cobble something together.

307
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,469
It's Sharon.

308
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,973
She sent me her sonogram.

309
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,099
It's a girl.

310
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,064
Beautiful, healthy, well-positioned girl.

311
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,025
(voice breaking)
Rory's little sister.

312
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,237
I think I'm ready to talk about
how I'm really feeling.

313
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,739
Oh, yeah, that sounds about right.

314
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,491
- POPPY: Okay.
- Come here.

315
00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,575
POPPY: (crying)

316
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,160
Poppy's got ya.

317
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,997
(power tools whirring)

318
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,041
I don't know how you can eat
while the twins are...

319
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,501
(whispering)
disposing of the body.

320
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,087
Well, I guess seeing you
fall off your high horse

321
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,505
left me a bit peckish.

322
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:16,133
"All I care about is
my daughter's moral compass."

323
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,218
Ha! Bunk.

324
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,761
You're bunk, Lollypop Boy.

325
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,262
Yeah, that's right. I took it,

326
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,139
and it sounds better
coming out of my mouth.

327
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,224
I'm not judging.

328
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,227
I'm just merely labeling your hypocrisy

329
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,145
and thinking less of you for it.

330
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,691
Fine. Do I enjoy being the father
of a high-achieving daughter?

331
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,983
Of course.

332
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,320
Do I have an 18-year plan
where she goes to Harvard

333
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,156
but then eschews that for a
prestigious New York university

334
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,575
to chase after the love
of her life, just like Felicity?

335
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,702
I do.

336
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,871
And do I sometimes picture myself
with the Felicity haircut?

337
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,832
You know, not the good one,
but the one everyone says is bad

338
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,750
but I think I could pull off?

339
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,002
It's really busy up there, isn't it?

340
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,379
Look, can you help us or not?

341
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,839
Yes, I can help you.

342
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,215
Sophie!

343
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,179
Listen, it's time to construct
the perfect alibi,

344
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,475
but the key is that you have to
really believe your own story.

345
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,977
Okay? You got it?

346
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,145
I-I think so.

347
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,688
Okay.

348
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,273
Where were you at 3:00 P.M.?

349
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,818
- Th-The mall?
- Baloney!

350
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,072
Now, close your eyes
and see the store you're in.

351
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,032
Feel it. Smell it.

352
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,993
Okay.

353
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,536
I was in Claire's.

354
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,829
No! TCBY.

355
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,205
And what did you buy?

356
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,374
Homework?

357
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,003
At a yogurt store?

358
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,713
Okay, see, your head's not in the game.

359
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,839
Take a lap!

360
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,177
All right, give it to me straight.
She's gonna blow this, right?

361
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,678
She's the worst liar I've ever seen.

362
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,513
And kids are usually good at it.

363
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,682
They're dumb enough to believe
what they're saying.

364
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,684
Damn it, I raised too good of a daughter.

365
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,228
But at least we have all weekend
to figure it out.

366
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,189
(doorbell rings)

367
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,399
Will Cooper.

368
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,067
YARBLE: The Hilltop parrot is missing.

369
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,444
I assume it was Sophie.

370
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,780
Thus, I am here on Friday afternoon

371
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,115
of my three-day weekend to investigate.

372
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,658
Why do you hate me?

373
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,832
It just feels impossible
to wrap my head around the idea

374
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,543
of Rory having a sibling
that isn't my kid.

375
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,880
And Sharon can tell me to
kiss her belly all she wants to,

376
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,090
but the truth is,
I'm not a part of this, Ang.

377
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,467
And Rory will be.

378
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,386
Yeah, that's gotta be really hard
to process.

379
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,972
Especially with Sharon
sending you pictures

380
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,099
of her gross new body roommate.

381
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,477
Ugh. Sorry, all babies are miracles.

382
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,561
Proof of God.

383
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,523
And it's not like I can confront
Sharon and tell her how I feel.

384
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,399
No, I have to be the perfect ex-wife.

385
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,568
Gracious, evolved, always has gum.

386
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,321
I'm not allowed to get upset,
and sometimes I wanna get upset.

387
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,698
Well, then, do it. Get upset.

388
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,908
Come on. Let it out.

389
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,493
Let it out on these losers.

390
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,954
Ugh, kissing in the window,

391
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,749
like they're the leg lamp
from that Christmas movie.

392
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,001
Hell yeah. Let's go bust some skulls!

393
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,920
Yeah, let's go show them
what a real kiss looks like!

394
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,589
Yeah! Wait. What do you think
we're about to do, Angie?

395
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,469
Okay, so, we need a plan
so they open the door.

396
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,554
Do you have an air horn?

397
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,347
What? No, I'm not a morning radio deejay.

398
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,723
- I do not have an air horn.
- (door opens)

399
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,225
Angie? Poppy? Uh...

400
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,394
- Who are you?
- Your worst nightmare.

401
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,479
Yeah, your worst nightmare,
you hot biatch!

402
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,314
POPPY: Who do you guys think you are?

403
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,525
You, cheating on Miggy? Really?

404
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,193
I should bust you over the head
with Angie's spyglass.

405
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,695
No, Poppy! I earned this.

406
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,656
You kids do whatever you want
without any regard

407
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,700
for the boundaries
we've agreed on as a society.

408
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,535
- Poppy --
- You just invite people to your ultrasound

409
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,161
and force-confront them
with your baby's sex,

410
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,997
never considering how that
might be making them feel!

411
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,081
What's that, now?

412
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,125
- Uh, Pop, you're veering.
- I hear it. I'm bringing it home.

413
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,209
- You --
- Poppy!

414
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,212
I thought I heard
your scary, scoldy mom voice.

415
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,380
What are you guys doing here?

416
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,007
What are you doing here?

417
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,092
Oh, you know my girlfriend, Homily.

418
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,928
And this is Brian, our boyfriend.

419
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,849
- Ohhhhhh.
- Ohhhhhh.

420
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,937
We were just barging in 'cause...

421
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,815
...Angie's got to use your toilet.

422
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900
It's a diarrhea thing.

423
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,484
Dude, seriously. Why?

424
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,569
♪♪

425
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:09,700
Okay, so the three of you
are dating each other?

426
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,368
Yeah, we're a throuple.

427
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,370
I've never been happier.

428
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,039
I-I-I call my mom now.

429
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,790
I don't know how that relates.

430
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,875
(chuckles)

431
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,628
Dang. Y'all are cheesin' hard.

432
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,546
Miggy, did I even know you dated guys?

433
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,797
No, you've met his boyfriends before.

434
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,215
Remember Chubby Mario Lopez?

435
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,383
MIGGY: Yeah, if you're confused,

436
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,511
he looked exactly like
Mario Lopez but chubby.

437
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,180
Oh, yeah, he was dope.

438
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,681
Okay, I guess I did know.

439
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,226
Sorry, this old brain basket of
mine's got a lot of holes in it.

440
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,353
It's all good, bro.

441
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,063
I don't really dig labels.

442
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,023
It's just more of the vibe for me.

443
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,192
And right now, I'm vibin' double.

444
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,568
(clicks tongue)

445
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,403
(clicks tongue)

446
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,199
- Angie, no.
- What, I can't wink?

447
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,575
You are not part of the group.

448
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,660
(sighs)

449
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,744
I have a question.

450
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,956
Sorry to sound like the old Millennial,
but how does this work?

451
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,916
Anybody ever feel left out or...?

452
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,627
We have a three-pronged approach
for working through the sticky stuff --

453
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:06,298
radical honesty, active listening,
and open communication.

454
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,967
And it just works.

455
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,511
Well, now I want to be in a throuple!

456
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,929
How did you guys meet?

457
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,057
Oh, there's a poly dating app.
It's called Big Bed.

458
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,600
And, Brian, you're on it?

459
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,144
♪♪

460
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,396
Okay.

461
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,024
Sophie Cooper,
at 3:00 P.M. this afternoon,

462
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,694
I was crawling into my indoor hammock,

463
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,905
firing up an audiobook on self-compassion.

464
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,949
I had just put down my cat for a nap.

465
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,492
Okay.

466
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,702
Where were you at that time?

467
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:41,417
I was shopping
at the center for...shopping?

468
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,837
♪♪

469
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,214
(exhales slowly)

470
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,050
The Eagle Rock mall.
First floor. Claire's.

471
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,176
By yourself?

472
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,054
No, Douglas took me
with Emma and Amy after school,

473
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,348
and then he brought me home,
which is why he's here now.

474
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,725
Next question.

475
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,686
(whispering) My God, she's doing it.

476
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,979
She's good at lying.

477
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,063
(whispering) We did it.

478
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,940
We destroyed her inner conscience.

479
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,859
Now there's no stopping her.

480
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,862
May be time to break out
that Harvard bumper sticker.

481
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,196
Though, I can tell you one thing,

482
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,324
can't hold a damn candle to SUNY Buffalo.

483
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,993
Did you purchase anything?

484
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,494
Yes, two scrunchies

485
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,872
and a towel with a drawing
of a muscled body on it.

486
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,291
My dad loves joke towels.

487
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,085
All right.

488
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,755
Seems like you have your story straight.

489
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,923
(sighs)
Don't know what to do now.

490
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,592
Got no leads.

491
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,470
Sounds like another
A-plus weekend for old Yarbs.

492
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,514
Well, 62 bad years under my belt.

493
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,349
What's one more?

494
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,934
Yeah, it's my birthday.

495
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:43,937
Thanks, Dad.

496
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,274
Man, now that I've lost
that pesky moral-compass thing,

497
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,652
let's fill up that Sophie shelf
until it explodes!

498
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,697
I'm riding these hollow insides
to the top.

499
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,575
Wait! Vice Principal Yarble!

500
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,577
You're screaming. I'm right here.

501
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,205
Sophie's lying, but I-I told her to lie.
It's my fault.

502
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,498
Dad, no!

503
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,208
No, I led her astray.

504
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,126
We should never have tried
to cover this up.

505
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045
The truth is, yes,
she stole the bird, okay?

506
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,130
But only because she was
following her conscience.

507
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,883
Dad! We were getting away with it.

508
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,635
Yeah, but at what cost, bud?

509
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,222
You have such a great heart,
and you should always follow it.

510
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,015
Consequences be damned.

511
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,060
Who cares if I only have
Felicity's curly hair in my dreams?

512
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,648
Look, the only crime was her lie,
and I told her to do that.

513
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,359
So if you're gonna
blame anybody, blame me.

514
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,111
Okay. I will blame you.

515
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,445
- Oh, thank God.
- And her.

516
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,988
What? But -- But she didn't do anything.

517
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,323
She didn't even mean to kill the bird.

518
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,699
The bird's dead?!

519
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,409
Okay, well, now you're screaming.

520
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:45,082
Look, both of us will accept
any punishment coming our way.

521
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,084
And what was your part in all this?

522
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,377
- (door opens)
- Oh, nothing.

523
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,753
Just hanging with my buds.

524
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,879
(door closes)

525
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,174
Deed's done. Time to settle up.

526
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,344
We can charge by hour
or by weight of the remains.

527
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,013
My girls don't leave prints, Yarble.

528
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,516
You'll never be able to prove anything.

529
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,352
Happy birthday.

530
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,775
That throuple seemed so happy
and supportive of each other.

531
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,278
Are youths...smart?

532
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,822
Did Miggy just teach me
something about relationships?

533
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,575
Did Brian have the bluest eyes
you've ever seen?

534
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,326
- Huh?
- I'm sorry.

535
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,453
I thought we were just
asking questions about the day.

536
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,831
I can't believe that I'm gonna say this,

537
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,374
but maybe you should...

538
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,793
try the three-pronged approach
with Sharon.

539
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,130
You know, the more honest you are,
the easier this will all be.

540
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,048
Wow.

541
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,800
That's good advice.

542
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,806
I can't believe Rory's about
to have a little sister.

543
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,725
It's actually pretty cool.

544
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,393
Yeah.

545
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,229
Hey, thanks for
getting me through tonight.

546
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,689
(sighs)
Yeah.

547
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,691
Oh, my God. I did it.

548
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,443
Am I...Poppy?

549
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,070
Well, real Poppy wouldn't have
ran out of gas on the way home.

550
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,740
But...yeah, you did it.

551
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:00,824
(sighs)

552
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,117
Great.

553
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,827
(chuckles)

554
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,496
So in another news,
I'm already killing it on Big Bed.

555
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,748
Okay.

556
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,710
(school bell rings)

557
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,378
Pete looks different.

558
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,505
Nah, he just missed us.

559
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,840
How was your weekend, Pete?

560
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,718
(squawks)
Welcome to Toyota of Lancaster.

561
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,678
It's the same bird. Move along.

562
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,432
Why is there so much trash on the ground?

563
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,226
Why is everything so wet?

564
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,354
Dad, I'm sorry we won't be celebrating me

565
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,064
as Student of the Year.

566
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,192
Well, it turns out
I'm not really a maroon guy,

567
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,195
{\an8}and it was a Zara off-the-rack suit,
so super baggy in the butt.

568
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,030
{\an8}Probably best if I don't wear it at all.

569
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,531
{\an8}And I'm really proud of you.

570
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,866
{\an8}And I'm proud of you, too.

571
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:47,246
{\an8}Mostly for becoming
a sociopath-level liar in one afternoon.

572
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,082
{\an8}And also for standing up
for what you believe in.

573
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,875
{\an8}Ooh. I want to show you this.

574
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:52,960
{\an8}Huh?
(chuckles)

575
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,378
{\an8}WILL (chuckling): Is that you?

576
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,130
{\an8}Yeah. I fought for a cause or two.

577
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,841
{\an8}After all, I was a child of the '70s.

578
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,176
{\an8}1870s.

579
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,302
{\an8}Hey-oh!

580
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,387
{\an8}- Boys!
- (boys laugh)

581
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,807
{\an8}Okay, look, the point is,
kids are dumb dreamers,

582
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,185
{\an8}but, you know, maybe that phase
is good for something, huh?

583
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,728
{\an8}Wow. That was almost touching.

584
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,854
{\an8}Thanks, Douglas.

585
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,149
{\an8}Since when did the kids get so comfortable
calling me by my first name?

586
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,442
{\an8}Back to work.

587
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,945
{\an8}Special reward
if anyone finds my retainer.

588
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,906
{\an8}Yes, Ms. Yarble.

589
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,366
{\an8}Don't do that.