1
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Which one? I can't decide.

2
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Definitely...neither.

3
00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:08,008
Anyway, who cares? You and Tracy
are just going to a restaurant.

4
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Yeah, that serves breakfast for dinner.

5
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Dressing for breakfast, I get.

6
00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,804
Dressing for dinner? Double duh!

7
00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,639
But dressing for a place
that blends the two?

8
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Impossiblé.

9
00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:17,684
Look, you guys have been
dating for a year.

10
00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,185
If there's a sweater left
that she hasn't seen,

11
00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,687
you got too many sweaters, my man!

12
00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,231
We actually haven't gone out on
a date in, like, over a month.

13
00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,608
Between the holidays
and Sophie joining bell choir,

14
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we just haven't had
that much time together.

15
00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,320
Well, does bell choir need
to meet five days a week?

16
00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,197
I don't know. Do they
want to make regionals?

17
00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,367
Okay. Let's go to your closet.
I'll pick something.

18
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Don't make eye contact with
Rory, or he'll try to join us.

19
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♪♪

20
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,833
Will and Tracy are going to Night Yolk?

21
00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,293
That's a hot rezzie.

22
00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,962
Just thinking about it gives
zaddy a hankering for pancakes.

23
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,048
Listen to me, dinner tonight
is gonna be bad.

24
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No, you listen to me.

25
00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,968
I am the taste maker of this friend group,
and I won't remind you again.

26
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It's not that.

27
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My dad's not just having dinner
with Tracy.

28
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Tonight, he's gonna get dumped.

29
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I was with him at KZOP,
trying to kill time before his segment...

30
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You're a bad bitch forecast freak!

31
00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,397
You're a bad bitch forecast freak.

32
00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,399
Sophie: I was going to see
if the satellite truck guys

33
00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,567
were rolling dice.

34
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That's when it happened.

35
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I'm tired of trying to make it work.

36
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I feel terrible all the time.

37
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Will and I are going to dinner tonight.

38
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I'm gonna end it there.

39
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Guy: Well, would you look at that.

40
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Sisters!

41
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( Chuckles )

42
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( Sighs )

43
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I feel like I know the stool
he's referring to.

44
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Rory!

45
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A breakup will kill my dad.

46
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Or at the very least,

47
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send him into
another long phase of sad baths.

48
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What makes you think
your dad's gonna overreact?

49
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A caramel shirt, Poppy?! Really?

50
00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,848
What's next? You want me
to put on nougat pants?!

51
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( Sighs )

52
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You guys want juice?

53
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♪♪

54
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Graham: I can't believe it's happening.

55
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{\an8}Sicily's own Graham D'Amato
is finally meeting Papà Derek.

56
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{\an8}Hold still. Tony's got pins,
and he won't hear you if you scream.

57
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{\an8}I hope my new look doesn't get messed up.

58
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{\an8}You know, when we're doing guy stuff,

59
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{\an8}like watching the big game
and eating queso with our shirts off.

60
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,123
{\an8}Big day.

61
00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,374
{\an8}( Door closes )
Big day!

62
00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:07,377
{\an8}I am not on antianxiety meds,
and I am pumped!

63
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,461
{\an8}( Chuckles ) Big day.

64
00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,546
{\an8}How do I look?

65
00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,713
{\an8}Dynamite.

66
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{\an8}Like a rich kid going to court for murder.

67
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{\an8}How do you feel?

68
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{\an8}Excited.

69
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{\an8}But also cold and sweaty and weird.

70
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{\an8}Okay, Mom, when Derek gets here,

71
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{\an8}I want to be in my room doing a 3-D puzz.

72
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{\an8}So if he asks,
I 3-D puzz all the time, 'kay?

73
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{\an8}'Kay, buddy. It's your backstory.

74
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{\an8}( Door closes )

75
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{\an8}- Okay, so, here's the plan.
- Oh, no, thank you.

76
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{\an8}Last month, I promised Graham

77
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{\an8}that he could meet his dad,
and today is the day.

78
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{\an8}But that kid is easily overwhelmed,

79
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{\an8}so I have designed this weekend
to run like a corporate retreat.

80
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{\an8}We'll exchange names, a few fun facts,

81
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{\an8}and then we all go home with a tote bag

82
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{\an8}and an opinion of Houston
that remains 100% unchanged.

83
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{\an8}Living together has brought us
closer this year.

84
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{\an8}I regret that.

85
00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,925
{\an8}See, I have broken down this weekend
into digestible 90-minute chunks, okay?

86
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{\an8}I call them "chunkies," because
a chunky is just long enough

87
00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,640
{\an8}for Graham to get a sense of Derek
but not so long that he gets attached.

88
00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,142
{\an8}Okay, well, I have a date

89
00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,520
{\an8}with Sky TV's all-day marathon
of Brexit news,

90
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,440
{\an8}so enjoy this oddball family reunion.

91
00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,358
{\an8}No, no, no, no.
This is not a family reunion.

92
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{\an8}Okay, this is a structured event
that will repeat yearly

93
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{\an8}until Graham is in college
or Derek kicks it.

94
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{\an8}That's boundaries, baby.

95
00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,367
{\an8}And to set 'em, Derek is not allowed to go

96
00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,661
{\an8}anywhere near my bed or my bod.

97
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Easy, Tony.

98
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Hi. I'm Der--

99
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Don't care.

100
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Sorry I'm late. I lost track of
time finishing a 40-piece puzz.

101
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Were either of those guys Graham?

102
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♪♪

103
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I have to find a way to cancel dinner.

104
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I'd have you pretend to be sick,
but you don't have the acting chops.

105
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I've heard your fake cough.

106
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What?! I can fake-cough.

107
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Cough!

108
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- Oh, sweetie.
- Whatever.

109
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I have a move that always works.

110
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Prepare to be dazzled.

111
00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,154
Okay, Tracy's on her way,

112
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so if there are any outfit notes,
it's too late.

113
00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,242
Dad...you can't go.

114
00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,535
Because I've been struck by...

115
00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,995
vertigo.

116
00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,538
What? Soph!

117
00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,707
( Softly )
As Will rushes to his daughter's side,

118
00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,876
Rory reacts, impressed.

119
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,545
Perhaps he misjudged her after all.

120
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♪♪

121
00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:19,384
Okay, did you girls get
the TV up and running yet?

122
00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,636
It's a big day for Brexit coverage.

123
00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:24,639
I just love seeing
that stupid country fall apart.

124
00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,057
( Chuckles )

125
00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,101
There's no easy way to say this.

126
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The TV's dead.

127
00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,562
But...you said you could fix it.

128
00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,524
We did everything we could,
but it was just her time.

129
00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,234
Poor thing.

130
00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,987
She was never the same after
Time Warner became Spectrum.

131
00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,698
Hey, guys, check this out --
Dwayne's in a car commercial!

132
00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,241
Don't bother. She's gone.

133
00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,742
Leave the corpse alone.

134
00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,371
Which reminds me, take your time
when making arrangements.

135
00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,207
Yeah. Trash pickup's not until Tuesday.

136
00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,750
- ( Click )
- Come on down to Dwayne's,

137
00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,585
where you'll find the car of your dweams.

138
00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,004
You did it!

139
00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,380
Miggy!
( Gasps )

140
00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,382
- What'd I do?
- You fixed the TV.

141
00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,175
Even the twins couldn't do it.

142
00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,260
But you did.

143
00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,846
Um, Amy?

144
00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,390
What the living crap?

145
00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,892
Don't talk to me. I'm processing.

146
00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,020
- Hold my hand, Father.
- Oh.

147
00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,813
I feel bad for Sophie,

148
00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,148
but am I the only one
who can't stop thinking

149
00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,399
about breakfast for dinner?

150
00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,401
Girl, you basically look like
a waffle to me right now.

151
00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,569
( Sighs )

152
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,654
( Doorbell rings )

153
00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:22,822
You get it.

154
00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,908
I'll be here with these dancing spots.

155
00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,580
Hey, is this really
what vertigo looks like?

156
00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,082
Who knows? It's the vaguest
sickness of all time.

157
00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,334
Why do you think I picked it?

158
00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,210
You're evil. Marry me.

159
00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,295
- Hey.
- Hey!

160
00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,797
Team Bagels-After-Dark.
Ready to hit the road to carb town?

161
00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,132
( Door closes )

162
00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,508
Is everything okay?

163
00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,886
I am so sorry, but we're gonna
have to play dinner by ear.

164
00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,054
Sophie has vertigo.

165
00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,222
It's a thing where you get dizzy.

166
00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,767
Oh, I've had vertigo my whole life.

167
00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,936
I had to wear a helmet to my prom,
and I was still voted queen.

168
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,855
Imagine how good my boobs had to be.

169
00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,149
Sorry. Forgot my audience.

170
00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,942
Point is, I am a vertigo expert.

171
00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,028
♪♪

172
00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,696
Enter Tracy Freeze.

173
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:08,034
Cheap shoes, decent purse,
and a hell of a plot twist.

174
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,494
Angie: Focus, alright?

175
00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:10,828
I am the captain of this ship.

176
00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,914
And before you meet the only
important passenger on board,

177
00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,290
I need to know you understand the rules.

178
00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,416
Aye aye, captain.

179
00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,126
No! The ship stuff is only for me.

180
00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,212
Rule one -- you can only ask Graham

181
00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,880
the pre-approved questions I e-mailed.

182
00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:22,465
Ho'd up. What's in the bag?

183
00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,926
Gifts. Turns out it's hard
to shop for a kid I don't know.

184
00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,053
"He's a boy with brown hair"
was not enough information

185
00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,179
for the guy at Target.

186
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,600
- Bouncy ball?
- Mm-hmm.

187
00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:33,726
- Slingshot.
- Mm-hmm.

188
00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,061
And what is this, shorts?

189
00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,813
Did you bring my son a pair of shorts?

190
00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,897
Are shorts no good?

191
00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,399
That's okay. I've prepared for that.

192
00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,275
I also have capris in my van.

193
00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,362
How about we push gifts
till Chunky Number Two?

194
00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,905
Hey, hey, before we go in there,

195
00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,032
I just want to say thank you for this.

196
00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,618
I'm gonna meet my son.

197
00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,704
No bod!

198
00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,916
( Whispering )
It's showtime.

199
00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,960
♪ See if it fits ♪

200
00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,545
♪ Be sure not to jam ♪

201
00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:04,632
♪ I'm really good at puzzles,
and my name is Graham ♪

202
00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,762
Hi, Graham.

203
00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,224
( Stammers )

204
00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:16,686
O-Okay, Graham, you wanna kick things off?

205
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,856
You okay, man?

206
00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,983
Uh, what if I go first?

207
00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,526
What's your favorite color?

208
00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,486
( Vomiting )

209
00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,737
Oh!

210
00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,324
Yeah, there's a lot of junk food
in there. Don't judge me.

211
00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,492
( Vomiting continues )

212
00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,872
Are you sure this is vertigo?

213
00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,832
Yeah, mine's just really bad.

214
00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,709
Maybe you don't have vertigo.

215
00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,003
Oh, God, the floor is the ceiling.

216
00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,504
( Sighs )
Tracy, if the floor was the wall,

217
00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:44,589
I'd feel much more confident,

218
00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,424
but I'm sorry, we have to raincheck.

219
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,135
Okay, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

220
00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,345
No, you're thinking what I'm thinking.

221
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,681
We're taking that rezzie
and getting stupid on eggs.

222
00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,350
- Will, we can totally stay.
- I mean, you know, nothing we can do.

223
00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,144
We're here for you.
Okay, you have my cell.

224
00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,146
- Okay, byeeee!
- Okay, byeeee!

225
00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,689
( Door opens, closes )

226
00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,525
Papa? I could use a blanket.

227
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,610
Classic or electric?

228
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,778
You know, never mind, I'm bringing both.

229
00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,700
( Sighs )
How you feeling?

230
00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,411
Spinning like a dreidel. Oy vey!

231
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,871
I know the feeling.

232
00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,581
How's the light sensitivity?

233
00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:22,084
Brutal. It's like my sunglasses
need sunglasses, ya feel?

234
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,378
You know what I hate?

235
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,880
The stuffy noses.

236
00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,633
Yeah. What up, my mouth-breathers?

237
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,719
Stuffy noses isn't a vertigo thing.

238
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:33,763
I know.

239
00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,389
I...have a cold, too.

240
00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,766
Cough!

241
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,851
♪♪

242
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,938
I'm trying to determine
if that was a nervous barf or a sick barf.

243
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,065
Oh, I know all about barf types
'cause of the band.

244
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,984
I can tell from here he's not drunk.
That's good.

245
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,653
Y-You know what? I do not need your help.

246
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,196
Just...go to your van

247
00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,490
until I can figure out
how to rework my game plan.

248
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,242
Okay. I guess knock if you need me.

249
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,744
I'm the orange one out front
with the sticker of the shy crow.

250
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,083
( Front door opens, closes )

251
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,628
Where's Derek?

252
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,922
Did I ruin it? Did he leave?

253
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,925
He's outside. But, honey, you're sick.

254
00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,094
Maybe we should tell him
to come back another time.

255
00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,178
No!

256
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,223
I sold the puzz thing,
and now I'm riding a post-barf high.

257
00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,393
I've got a nine-minute window
before I go down again.

258
00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,311
Please, Mom?

259
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:27,149
♪♪

260
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,776
Hey. How's Graham?

261
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,736
Oh. Sorry. It's a guy thing.

262
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,821
Queso?

263
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,656
Pass. What is happening in here?

264
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,241
Oh, these are all gifts for Graham.

265
00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,534
I don't know what kind of kid he is.

266
00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:40,079
Spooky? Party dude? Pyromaniac?

267
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,163
I got a gift for every kind of kid.

268
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,957
- Is that a turtle?
- She's mine.

269
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,752
But if Graham wants Phoebe,
I'm sure she'll adjust.

270
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,337
Okay, you know what?
We don't have time for this.

271
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,923
We only have seven minutes
until the barf train hits again,

272
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,550
so put on your shirt and come inside.

273
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,176
Wait, no! Keep it off.

274
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,261
No! Put it on!

275
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,555
And hustle, you sicko.

276
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,060
Look at us. We're still the best
in the damn business.

277
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,688
So what if Miggy fixed the stupid TV?

278
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,232
Yeah, even a broken clock's
right twice a day.

279
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,901
Let's see him try to power sand mahogany.

280
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,571
Hey, scary look-alikes,
can I borrow your screwdriver?

281
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,947
The one with the crisscrossy?

282
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,824
Your dad asked me to fix the toaster.

283
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,494
Amy: Douglas!

284
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,872
What gives? You replacing us?

285
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,207
We gave you our best work years.

286
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,668
I guess that counts for
jack potatoes around here.

287
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,379
So I let Miggy take a crack
at the toaster.

288
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,298
- He's on a hot streak.
- I'm on a hot streak!

289
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,175
I'll tell you what --
why don't we all sit down

290
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,427
and watch Europe fall apart as a family?

291
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,763
Pass. We got bigger problems to face.

292
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:43,309
This chapter of our lives
as useful citizens is over.

293
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,228
♪♪

294
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,730
- ( Thudding )
- Will.

295
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,317
After you're finished chopping rosemary
to help bring out the Hot Pocket,

296
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,569
can we maybe sit and talk?

297
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,363
I'm sorry. I can't. Sophie needs me.

298
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,281
Does she?

299
00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:01,243
Is it possible that she might be...faking?

300
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,914
Whoa. Did you just accuse
my daughter of lying?

301
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,583
It's just, I spent 10 summers
at Grimace House,

302
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,210
a safe space for kids with vertigo.

303
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,922
I know vertigo, and...she doesn't have it.

304
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,425
( Irish accent ) Ha-cha-cha,
that's a brazen accusation.

305
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,761
All I'm saying is that Sophie is --

306
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,888
( Normal voice )
Sick, Tracy, with vertigo.

307
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,932
And I know that that ruins our date,

308
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,768
but you just have to accept the fact
that tonight can't be about you.

309
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,063
( Smacks lips )
Oh, uh, believe me,

310
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,356
I'm getting that.

311
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,942
You know, I'm gonna go to Night Yolk.

312
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,777
I'm gonna change into comfy pants

313
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,279
and freak people out
with how much I solo-order.

314
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,698
( Sighs )

315
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,911
Dad! My body's giving out on me!

316
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,539
While you're in the kitchen,
can I have an eclair --

317
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,126
I made you a Hot Pocket.

318
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:54,422
Before you destroy me, just remember,
I'm a child of divorce.

319
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,881
Thanks for staying.

320
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,926
There are just a few things
I've always wondered about you,

321
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,094
like...

322
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:02,430
do you prefer Chili's or Chili's Too?

323
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,223
( Smacks lips )
Chili's Too.

324
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,977
They're airport-only, so you never know
where they're getting their fish.

325
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,311
What a rush.

326
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,230
Great. Next question?

327
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,024
Have we seen the last of Ricky Martin?

328
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,444
He'll be back when we least expect it.

329
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,780
Uh-oh. How you feeling?

330
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,906
Okay.

331
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,242
Have you ever barfed before?

332
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,744
Oh, that's not on the list.

333
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,620
Fine. Go for it.

334
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,914
But be brief.

335
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,375
Yes. I've barfed many times.

336
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,543
Cool.

337
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,920
When it happens, do you cry a little, too?

338
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,422
Every time.

339
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,092
Time's up.

340
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,136
It's coming for me.

341
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,262
I'll help.

342
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,722
Nope. We don't need your help.

343
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,223
- ( Door opens )
- Graham, Mommy will meet you there.

344
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,808
- ( Graham vomiting )
- At least let me get him some water.

345
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,477
No need. I am in control.

346
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479
I am going to tuck
my son in independently,

347
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,148
just like I have done
for every flu since he was born.

348
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,399
'Cause, as you can see,

349
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,568
you being here for this
really isn't necessary.

350
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,071
It's never been necessary,
for that matter.

351
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,450
'Cause I can, and will,
take care of things all by myself.

352
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,370
See?

353
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,705
I didn't need you at all.

354
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,831
Yeah.

355
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,208
( Inhales deeply )

356
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,667
( Sighs )

357
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,045
Well, I should probably
get back to my van.

358
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,297
Phoebe will be hungry for her flies.

359
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,925
Unless you have some loose kale.

360
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,052
You know what? I'm good.

361
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,553
Also...

362
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,555
that kid is amazing.

363
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,266
Wait.

364
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,856
( Gagging )

365
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,692
( Coughs, vomiting )

366
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,320
So, vertigo's always been a lie?

367
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,197
Like when you got it
before Gam Gam's funeral

368
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,282
or when I wanted
to take you moped shopping?

369
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,575
God, now I'm dizzy.

370
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,994
Sorry. I only use it for emergencies.

371
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,579
Yeah, what was the emergency tonight?

372
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,997
Tracy was gonna dump you.

373
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,542
What?

374
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,293
How do you even know that?

375
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,962
I overheard her at KZOP.

376
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,297
Oh, God.

377
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,258
( Sighs )

378
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,802
Wow.

379
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,680
The only thing worse than
being dumped by your girlfriend

380
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,515
is hearing you're dumped
by your 9-year-old.

381
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,559
Dad, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know what to do.

382
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,644
No, it's sweet that you were
trying to protect me,

383
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,605
but if Tracy wants to break up with me,

384
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,982
I can't avoid it.

385
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,650
Am I still in trouble?

386
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,068
Oh, definitely.

387
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,612
Lying is always wrong,

388
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614
even if your heart was in the right place.

389
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,908
Like when you killed that parrot.

390
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,036
Cool. The dreams had just stopped.

391
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,998
( Sighs )

392
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,917
Oh! Don't even think about
carrying me to my bedroom, you perv.

393
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,419
Fine. I'll just lightly push you.

394
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,503
No, no! No.

395
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,755
I think it's time for you to go, okay?

396
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,966
I-I'm clearly too sick to protect Graham.

397
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,217
Protect Graham?

398
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,887
Is this really about Graham,
or is this about you?

399
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,222
'Cause it feels like if it was
about Graham, you'd let me help.

400
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,766
( Sighs )
Alright, maybe it is about me, okay?

401
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,561
Maybe I'm mad because I could've had help

402
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,815
for eight years worth of stomach flus,
but I didn't because you abandoned us.

403
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,191
Look, Angie --

404
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,485
No talkie! Just listen-y!

405
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,612
( Sighs )

406
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,156
I have made it through
mother/son sick days

407
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,199
his whole life,
and I'm gonna do it again today.

408
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,703
Now, excuse me. I have to
go get my son some water.

409
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,539
( Sighs )

410
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,416
( Water pouring )

411
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:26,342
♪♪

412
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,968
( Sighs )

413
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:29,887
( Sighs )

414
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,972
You like this, don't you?

415
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,807
You nasty.

416
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,892
Mm.

417
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,144
Well, it's official.

418
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,354
We're useless.

419
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,482
We're pay phones, Amy. We're pay phones.

420
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,318
Okay, enough bellyaching.
So you couldn't fix the TV.

421
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,320
Look at all the things
you've done around here.

422
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,489
You put the sauna in, for crying out loud.

423
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,658
Any schnook with hands could've done that.

424
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,327
Yeah, we don't need your pity. Now screw.

425
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,162
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Whoa-kay.

426
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,498
I can't let this go on any longer.

427
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,334
I didn't fix anything. Not technically.

428
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,502
Oh, ho'd up.

429
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,587
Oh, God, now I'm saying
that kind of thing.

430
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,674
I got to start hanging around
people my own age. Carry on.

431
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,009
I just blew in the ports
and thought happy thoughts.

432
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,261
Same thing I do when
my Nintendo's not working.

433
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,763
- I knew it was an accident!
- ( Sighs )

434
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,973
I should've said something,

435
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,684
but it was nice to feel smart
just for once.

436
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,268
Emma: But here's the great thing, Miggy --

437
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,312
you're not, and we are.

438
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,272
Order's been restored.

439
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,191
Ouch.

440
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,567
( Indistinct conversations )

441
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,736
( Exhales deeply )
This is bad.

442
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,697
We should be there for Will,
not taking his meal.

443
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,365
They make a crab meat beignet.

444
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,449
Oh, we're definitely getting those.

445
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,867
Tracy: Poppy? Rory?

446
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,953
Did you take my table?

447
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,206
I booked it two months ago
after my lizard passed.

448
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,916
Uh, no, Tracy.

449
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085
And to be honest,
I'm a little offended, okay?

450
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,045
And also, the reservation's
under Will's name, so...

451
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:47,840
Oh, wow.

452
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,092
Look who's standing upright
without any problems.

453
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,053
Uh...Rory, why don't we
give Tracy the table?

454
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,055
Also, it's time for us
to get our souvenir T-shirts.

455
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,598
Okay.

456
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,145
I am sorry.

457
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,355
She was faking it.

458
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,024
And not that it makes it better,

459
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,901
but the only reason
she was doing that is...

460
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,821
because she said you were
planning on breaking up with me.

461
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,240
- ( Stammers )
- Now, before you say anything,

462
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,451
I just want to say I know
that I haven't been present,

463
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,077
but that is all gonna change, okay?

464
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,829
Next week, I am all yours.

465
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,913
Well, no, scratch that.

466
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,833
Sophie starts two-a-days at bell choir,
but after that, it lightens up.

467
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,086
Unless they go to state, in which case
I'm just gonna rent a place in Sacramento,

468
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,213
because if we win, we get
to perform for Gavin Newsom.

469
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,633
Will, I wasn't gonna break up with you.

470
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,843
You weren't?

471
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,011
Mnh-mnh.

472
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,346
But what about
what Sophie overheard at KZOP?

473
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,474
I am tired of trying to make it work.

474
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,476
I feel terrible all the time.

475
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,395
Will and I are going to dinner tonight.

476
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,813
I'm gonna end it there.

477
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,441
Guy: Well, would you look at that.
No more dieting for Tracy Freeze.

478
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,525
Sisters!

479
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,486
- You were ending a diet?
- Mm-hmm.

480
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,696
Which is why you were so anxious
to get to dinner tonight.

481
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,656
Which also explains
why I was so easily frustrated

482
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,408
by a 9-year-old, which I am sorry about.

483
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,493
( Sighs )

484
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,245
I am so glad you're not planning
to break up with me.

485
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,997
( Chuckles ) Um...

486
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,958
I wasn't planning on it, but, um...

487
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,253
after tonight,
I'm just wondering if maybe...

488
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,507
time apart isn't the worst idea.

489
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,051
Let's not just end this
because of one night

490
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,928
of my child experimenting with acting.

491
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,888
I mean, she was pretty good, after all.

492
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,515
It's not just tonight, Will.

493
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,183
It's always something.

494
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,060
I know. I'm working on that, right?

495
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,937
I mean, I'm not hanging out
with Angie anymore,

496
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,189
and I guess I could get
more babysitters for Sophie,

497
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,066
maybe do, like, a grid swap
with Miggy, and then I --

498
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,901
I don't want you to have to wedge me in.

499
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,196
I know that I cannot be
the number one person in your life,

500
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:38,700
but I want to be the number one person
in someone's life.

501
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,080
You deserve that.

502
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,752
And he's a lucky someone, whoever he is.

503
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,255
Thank you.

504
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,424
Uh, I hate to cut this short,

505
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,678
but my blood sugar has
plummeted beneath the floor.

506
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,763
So I'm gonna take this
half-eaten plate of pancakes

507
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:00,973
and destroy it in my car.

508
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,059
Who am I kidding?
I'm not gonna wait till my car.

509
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,773
Well, I guess this is goodbye.

510
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,525
For 12 hours. I'll see you at work.

511
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,235
Yes.
( Chuckles )

512
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,528
Awkward.

513
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,280
Goodbye, Will.

514
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:23,370
♪♪

515
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,250
Did that go as badly as it looked?

516
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,377
Can't believe it's over.

517
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,421
Gonna really miss her.

518
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,215
I am so sorry about Tracy, Will.

519
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,468
If it helps, this place has
a breakfast tea with booze in it

520
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,970
that I swear is better than love.

521
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,054
( Chuckles )

522
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:46,476
♪♪

523
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,397
♪♪

524
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,149
- Oh, butts.
- Alright.

525
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,859
- Uno!
- Uno!

526
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,444
- Dos!
- Dos!

527
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,820
- Three!
- Tres.

528
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,739
Hey, you made the little guy
from the Mucinex commercial.

529
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,157
- Yeah!
- That's awesome.

530
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,409
Hey, Mom, look what Derek got me.

531
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,745
It's shorts! And they're green!

532
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,997
Wow, you are rocking those, buddy!

533
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,165
You want some pancakes?

534
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,917
Oh, no, I'm good.

535
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,752
I'm just gonna give my ol' tum a rest.

536
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,503
Can I talk to you for a second?

537
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,840
I hope you don't mind that I'm here.

538
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,467
I know I'm supposed to stay in the van,

539
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,929
even though I'm pretty sure it's haunted
by the ghost of my dead drummer,

540
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,513
but I just --
I didn't want to leave you alone.

541
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,641
It's fine. The shorts were a hit.

542
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,060
It's not fine. I've been
thinking about what you said.

543
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,561
I'm so sorry.

544
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,314
I know I can't make up
for years of being gone,

545
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,483
but I can try to be better now,

546
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,734
if -- if you'll let me.

547
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,361
I appreciate that.

548
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,488
And...

549
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,989
you know what?

550
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,534
Why don't you stay on the couch
for the rest of your trip?

551
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,619
Are you sure?

552
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,703
Yeah.

553
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,414
Obviously, Graham loves having you here,

554
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,751
{\an8}and my plan to control
everything already went to hell.

555
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,045
{\an8}So I'm just gonna let everything...

556
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,005
{\an8}unfold naturally.

557
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,966
{\an8}Hey, Mom, guess what?

558
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,884
{\an8}Derek told me I have a half-sister.

559
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,219
{\an8}What's that, now?

560
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,887
{\an8}Uh, she's a turtle named Phoebe.

561
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,431
{\an8}Derek found her on the --
What's it called?

562
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,891
{\an8}The highway.

563
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,017
{\an8}So cool.

564
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,644
{\an8}Can you believe this day?

565
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,397
{\an8}I've come into shorts and a sister!

566
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,816
{\an8}Graham D'Amato is cleaning up.

567
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,568
{\an8}Well, come on, Mom,
you got to have something.

568
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,736
{\an8}Okay.

569
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:24,283
{\an8}♪♪