1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,742 Okay, here's the grid for the week. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,107 Thursday, Rory's performing at an old-folks home. 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,707 They don't ask, but he keeps going. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:08,708 Can anyone pick up? 5 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:09,879 Yeah, I'll get him 6 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,747 after Graham's allergy appointment. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,745 Did you know you could be allergic to birds? 8 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,247 Like, all of them? 9 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,049 So, I really wanted to get a smoothie tomorrow 10 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,221 sometime after 4:00, 11 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,219 if anyone could hold Jack then? 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,185 Yeah, I might not understand the grid. 13 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,191 Mm. 14 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,532 Douglas, you have the kids 15 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,956 for Saturday night sleepover. 16 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,201 And no wriggling out of it. 17 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,896 We're sick of your stupid work excuses. 18 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,467 I'm a doctor. If I don't pick up my phone, people die. 19 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,596 You're a dermatologist. 20 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,941 If you don't pick up your phone, 21 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,765 people go to the store and buy a cream. 22 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,940 Look, Saturday night sleepover's a lot, 23 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,268 but you can hack it. 24 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,243 I spend every Saturday night the same way -- 25 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,612 I have two glasses of Scotch and I sit in my sauna 26 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,781 until I'm lightheaded enough to pass out. 27 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,579 Now, if you want five kids to watch me do that 28 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,922 and then they could politely put themselves to bed, 29 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,088 be my guest. 30 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,086 -Yeah, thank you. -Great. 31 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,787 What's up, Grid Squad? 32 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,418 I see I'm on the board for Tuesday. 33 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:57,464 I will not let you down. 34 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,728 Relax, it's a babysitting grid, 35 00:00:58,826 --> 00:00:59,956 not Band of Brothers. 36 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,260 Okay, sure, but can I just say how much fun 37 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,433 I've had with all of you since I got on this thing. 38 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,232 So many great one-on-one hangs. 39 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,444 I mean, Miggy, epic game of basketball 40 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:09,796 with my laundry hamper. 41 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,813 Yeah. I broke your hamper like Shaq. Unh! 42 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,135 So worth it. 43 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,111 Poppy here is teaching me about sex crystals. 44 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,409 I will say I have one on my body right now. 45 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:20,081 Won't say where, 'cause it's incredibly uncomfortable. 46 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,181 That means it's working. 47 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,352 But, Douglas, you and I have yet 48 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,151 to have our one-on-one hang time. 49 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,663 Yeah, well, see, the grid isn't about friendship. 50 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,815 It's business. 51 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,192 It's a little bit about friendship. 52 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,531 Dude, Douglas doesn't want friends. 53 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,585 I mean, look at him. He's old as hell. 54 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:34,964 -Mm-hmm. -Why do I know you? 55 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:36,302 All right, how about this -- 56 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,467 you and I go find a steakhouse right now, 57 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,966 share our first prime rib. 58 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,697 Rare. No sides. 59 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,302 -Look at me, Lance. -It's Will. 60 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,174 It's 8:30 in the morning, all right? 61 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,473 I'm not sharing a steak with you. 62 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,984 Yeah, you're right. Silly idea. 63 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:50,335 But...what if it were bagels? 64 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,354 Nothing like a good pumpernickel. (chuckles) 65 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,806 Yeah, no, you're right, it's a bad idea. 66 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:54,854 Forget about it. 67 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:00,448 ** 68 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,724 WILL: Okay, we are almost packed for the sleepover. 69 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,463 I've got your sleeping bag, PJs, 70 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:08,198 and some conversation starters, in case there's a lull. 71 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,526 "Pixar," 72 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,200 "ice-cream toppings," 73 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,999 "Anne Hathaway -- is it time for a comeback?" 74 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,841 Dad, I don't need these. 75 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,136 I'm hanging with my friends. 76 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,668 You're right. Soph, I'm so proud of you. 77 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,242 A couple weeks in, you've already found your crew. 78 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,811 You okay without me tonight? 79 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,679 Are you kidding? I got a ton of irons in the fire. 80 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,648 Bowling alley, bars, horse track. 81 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,878 You're just naming places. Correct. 82 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,393 I don't know, I was kind of itching for a guys' night. 83 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,916 I haven't had one in such a long time. 84 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,321 Douglas'll come around. 85 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,393 Right?! I mean, we're dudes with daughters. 86 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,861 We should be friends. 87 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,889 I just can't find my way in there. 88 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,834 He's like this 7-foot-tall emotional fortress 89 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,330 with no handholds or footholds for me to climb. 90 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,743 I just gotta wait for my window to open and... 91 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,766 Hold... the flippin'... phone. 92 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:52,942 Oh, no. What's happening? 93 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,440 The sleepover... is...my window. 94 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,114 Dad, why are you talking like that? 95 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,882 Think about it, Soph. He's alone. 96 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,680 He's confined. He needs help with the kids. 97 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,552 Look at us, putting our heads together! 98 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,791 I don't want my name on this! 99 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,956 I can't believe I have to work on a sleepover night. 100 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,626 I swear running your own business is like having another child. 101 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,125 Yeah, well, at least your wine bar 102 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,257 doesn't sit on the toilet while you take a shower. 103 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,803 Well, I hope one of us is getting some tonight. 104 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,098 You still seeing that guy from work? 105 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,129 Uh, Owen? 106 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,744 Yeah. He's great. 107 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,765 We work really well together. 108 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,271 ** 109 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,784 Oh, don't forget we're singing "Happy Birthday" to Adam 110 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,305 in like 10 minutes. Oh, I didn't sign the card. 111 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,980 I signed it for you. Aww. 112 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,448 Too bad it can't go anywhere, 113 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,616 because our dates only ever last 90 minutes 114 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,245 and then Graham calls, all homesick, 115 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,590 needing me to pick him up. 116 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,285 That's just enough time for sex on the couch 117 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,387 and one episode of that true-crime doc, Slick Patio. 118 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,789 Oh, my God, I'm only three episodes in, 119 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,430 but I'm telling you, that slow son did it. 120 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,425 No kidding. Wait, only sex on the couch? 121 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,597 Yeah. We've never made it to the bed. 122 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,556 But the bed is where it all happens. 123 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,104 The kissing, the cuddling, the explaining your weird scars. 124 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,000 (door closes, footsteps approaching) Yeah, well, I would be doing all that 125 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,942 if my kid were sleepover ready. 126 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,437 So, this is all about Graham? 127 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,439 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 128 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,610 (sighs) 129 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,078 Oh, hey, Angie! 130 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,775 Yo, Poppy, I need to borrow your blender. 131 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,677 Gonna puree this boy some bananas. 132 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,819 Oh, that reminds me -- I also need bananas. 133 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,015 Oh, and I'm sorry, um, but I'm gonna be late again 134 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,287 with rent this month. 135 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,185 But I'll getcha back soon. I promise. 136 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,517 Poppy, has he ever paid rent? 137 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,294 I mean, he'll pay eventually. 138 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,333 It's Miggy, you know. He's a work in progress. 139 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,660 Remember how we found him? 140 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,134 (Jack crying) Pull-ups? Pre-fold? 141 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,303 Pockets? Cloth? 142 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,702 What are you?! 143 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,143 Ugh. 144 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,708 He ended up buying pull-ups for himself that day. 145 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,377 Yeah, and he's taking care of the baby 146 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,176 so Jack's mom can go to college. 147 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,207 So, I want to help him. And he's doing great. 148 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,853 Made a list of potential careers. 149 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,378 Hmm. Sounds promising. Have you seen it? 150 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,224 He's got it all under control. 151 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,689 Aah! Oh, damn. 152 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,857 (Jack cries) Oh, I know. I know. 153 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,687 I got it, though. I got it. Here. 154 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,132 I'd ask to see that list. Yeah. 155 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,057 (shredder whirring) 156 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:59,533 Um, this is what we're doing tonight? 157 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,473 Dad says the trick is making the pieces small enough 158 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,340 that he can't get in trouble. 159 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,038 Hey, that Jet Ski was a business expense. 160 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,410 My conscience is clean. 161 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,739 Your attention, please! 162 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,084 This evening, I brought six costume changes 163 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,550 to be unveiled every hour, on the hour. 164 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,749 I hope you all enjoy the journey. 165 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,990 (doorbell rings) 166 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,885 Anything that says "Vegas" goes in there. 167 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,222 Oh, good. Another child. 168 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,394 How's it going, man? 169 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,563 Oh, fine. 170 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,000 Besides a couple kids who are too good 171 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,425 for document shredding. 172 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,330 Okay, hurry up. We're doing my credit cards next. 173 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,901 Well, seems like you got it all under control. 174 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:37,844 For now. 175 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,838 But...in an hour, 176 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,180 storm's a-comin'. 177 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,875 Anyway, good luck. W-W-Wait a minute. 178 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:44,907 What do you mean "storm"? 179 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,212 You know, the sleepover storm. 180 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,784 Kids stoned on sugar. 181 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,122 One of them pees in your cacti. 182 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,748 Melted chocolate in places you least expect it. 183 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,224 Hmm. I suppose it's illegal to drug 'em. 184 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,564 You got this, man. 185 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,759 Unless... you want me to jump in... 186 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,532 Yes! I mean, can you? Are you available? 187 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,702 Do you, uh, take checks? 188 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,899 Let's see. I was gonna do... 189 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,142 Yes, I'm clear! 190 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,767 Okay, good. I'm gonna go tie one on, all right? 191 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,143 Make sure they finish the shredding. 192 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:22,546 The window is opening, and I'm climbing in. 193 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,790 Dad, don't dance, don't dance, don't -- 194 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,961 No. 195 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,489 WILL: All right, circle up, dudes. 196 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,834 Important sleepover business. 197 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,458 Miss this, you'll be behind all night. 198 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,274 If he's got a guitar, I'm out of here. 199 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,095 Ha-ha! Joke's on you. Guitar's in the car, 200 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,971 but I don't want to hang out with you at all. 201 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,640 'Cause I'm gonna be chillin' with my boy Douglas. 202 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,809 Dad! Dad! Dad! 203 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,477 He just wants you to watch us for him. 204 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,606 He doesn't want to hang. 205 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,180 Yeah, but he will once I get us 206 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,808 on the friendship train, okay? 207 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,653 So, you guys just hold down the fort 208 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,318 and, I don't know, be cool. 209 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,816 Anyway, you don't need constant supervision. 210 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,448 (whirring) I'm sorry, what is that? 211 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,823 Emma and I are Shawshanking our way to the neighbors'. 212 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,093 I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that. 213 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,192 Have fun. 214 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,033 Looking good! (chuckles) 215 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,158 Whoa! What's in that thing? 216 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,633 Just a photo of my mom... 217 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,973 her scarf... (sniffs) 218 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:19,368 her lotion, her gym shirt, and this! 219 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,013 It projects stars onto the ceiling 220 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,509 to help me sleep. 221 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,381 Not that I ever sleep at these things. 222 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,720 I always get scared and call my mom. 223 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,647 Like a real loser. 224 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,322 Look at me. I say you can do this. 225 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,521 (pounding) 226 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,531 MIGGY: Ahhhh. 227 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,527 So, Miggy, how's that job list coming? 228 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:43,860 Maybe we could go over it. 229 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,834 Oh, yeah, sure. I always have it on me. 230 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,503 So... 231 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,241 Real talk, it's been hard to find a job 232 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,296 where I can get paid and have childcare, 233 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,044 but I think I got some prospects. 234 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,010 See, I've found that abbreviated jobs 235 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,078 make a lot of money. 236 00:07:56,176 --> 00:08:00,676 So, maybe like CEO, CFO, UTI. 237 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:04,021 Those are just titles and a bladder infection. 238 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:08,487 Aha. "Inventor, apple-sauce hype man." 239 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,859 Yeah! "Patty Jenkins"? 240 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,157 How is Patty Jenkins a job? 241 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,888 I don't know, but I love Wonder Woman. 242 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,663 God, Themyscira. Oh, my God, that armor was everything. 243 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,062 And those boots! And Amazonians! 244 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,434 But you said to focus on what I love. 245 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,772 That's what you did, right? 246 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,397 And now you've got this place. 247 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,271 Yeah. I did say that. 248 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,841 But let's try focusing on options that are... 249 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,110 more achievable. 250 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,278 Great. You got it. Starting fresh. Okay. 251 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,707 Do not write down "millionaire." 252 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,277 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. 253 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,546 There's my guy! Good news -- 254 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,252 kids are out of our hair. We're set for the night. 255 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,063 Really? You made it sound like such a gigantic ordeal. 256 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,757 Where there's a will, there's a way. 257 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,928 My name's Will. Yeah. 258 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,230 Pretty solid citrus collection you got there. 259 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,944 Look at this! 260 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,296 Blended man. 261 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,714 Kind of a single-malt guy myself. 262 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,807 Ah. Kind of imagined you drinking Shirley Temples. 263 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:06,950 (laughs) 264 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,447 Hey, I'm just glad you imagined me. 265 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,255 Yeah. Well, all right, I think it's about that time. 266 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,585 Flip through car magazines? 267 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,760 No. For my sauna. 268 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,388 Or that, too. 269 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,258 You're right behind me, aren't you? 270 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,602 I've never shied away from a sauna. 271 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,103 Dude, no patio is that slick. 272 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,501 The gardener pushed her. 273 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,973 OWEN: If a man is living in a shack behind your house, 274 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,312 he's gonna kill you. Uh, yeah. 275 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,837 I'm surprised she lasted as long as she did. 276 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,283 (cellphone rings) 277 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,847 Oh, it's Graham. 278 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:41,918 (cellphone dings) 279 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,815 Sophie? What's going on? 280 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,487 Graham has an announcement to make, 281 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,245 and I fully endorse it. 282 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,694 Here is your son. 283 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,117 GRAHAM: Hello, Mother. 284 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,804 I want you to know I'm spending the night tonight. 285 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,770 I will not need you to pick me up. 286 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,298 Uh, honey, are you sure? 287 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,842 Yes. Just... know that I love you. 288 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,779 No matter what happens... 289 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,535 I love you. 290 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,013 (cellphone beeps) 291 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,981 Wait, does this mean we're finally 292 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,950 spending the night together? 293 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,978 I guess yeah, it does. 294 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,954 (chuckles) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh. 295 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,152 Come on, let's get you into PJs! 296 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,153 Okay. 297 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,324 Ooh! You want my Syracuse T-shirt? 298 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,463 Super comfy. 299 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,027 Oh, also, uh, I fall asleep to Frasier. 300 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,457 Do you like Frasier? 301 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,531 There's so much I don't know about you. 302 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,999 I have so many questions. 303 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,065 Poppy, great news! 304 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,667 Graham decided to sleep over, 305 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,839 so that means that I get to sleep over, too... 306 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,169 at Owen's! 307 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,413 (chuckles) Fun, huh?! 308 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,838 Yeah. So, why are you here? 309 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,414 I left him in bed and drove away 310 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,052 like a crazy person. 311 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,647 You're friends with a crazy person. 312 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,719 Yeah. Glass of wine? 313 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,820 Lord have mercy! 314 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,259 You have a sauna in your house, 315 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,728 and you only have one robe? 316 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,498 Really tells a story. 317 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,055 Yep. 318 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:10,569 Such a shame. It is hot. 319 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,770 Hot room. 320 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,381 So, where are you from? 321 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,407 Buffalo. 322 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,722 Any siblings? 323 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,275 Two sisters. 324 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,953 One's a looker, other's a miss. 325 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,553 I would love to meet them. 326 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,124 Both dead. 327 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,292 Whoa. Okay. 328 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,361 Uh, favorite movie? 329 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,533 (steam hisses) 330 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,800 (chuckles) 331 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,601 Wow. Okay. 332 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,812 This -- This is fun. 333 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,435 I think I will take the sweatshirt off. 334 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,779 You'll keep it on. 335 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,706 Okay, Doug, I'm just gonna say it. 336 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,811 Feels like you're trying to steam me out. 337 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,583 Why are you so dead set against being my friend? 338 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,251 Because we have nothing in common. (scoffs) 339 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,920 All I wanted was a Saturday night by myself. 340 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,220 Well, a thousand pardons! 341 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,163 You don't want to hang out with me? That's fine. 342 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,758 That's your loss. 343 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,460 You act like you don't need anybody, 344 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,961 but I know that's not true. 345 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,733 You're lonely, Doug, and it's your own fault. 346 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,103 You push people away! You put up walls! 347 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,972 And yet, somehow, you're still here. 348 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,470 You know what? I never should've taken your help. 349 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,812 Hosting a sleepover is a one-man job. 350 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,450 I couldn't agree more! 351 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,815 And I believe you have two robes! 352 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,315 Oh, no! My turtle! 353 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,287 I-It's destroyed! 354 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,145 So, there's been a murder. 355 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,164 But by whom? 356 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,485 We did it. 357 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,129 But we'll never know when! 358 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,425 Ten minutes ago. 359 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,586 Okay, I give up. 360 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,763 I-I need my turtle! 361 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,832 I-I can't do this without stars! 362 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,271 I'm calling my mom. 363 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,165 You don't need your mom. 364 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,797 (sighs) AMY: We can make it up to you. 365 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,042 Emma and I can get you stars. 366 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,768 (singing along) * You love, you learn * 367 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,275 * You cry, you learn * 368 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,547 * You lo-ose, you learn * 369 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,047 * You bleed, you learn * 370 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,350 (song continues) * You scream, you learn * 371 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,863 What the hell?! 372 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,015 Where are you going? 373 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,392 To get a drink! 374 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,860 I thought you were watching the kids. 375 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,629 I thought you were watching the kids! 376 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,356 Oh, this is a disaster. I'm going back. 377 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,873 I'm going back! 378 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,295 (engine revs) 379 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,174 You gotta be kidding me! 380 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040 I signaled with my blinker! 381 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,408 I want your insurance information! 382 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,077 You can get it from my attorney! 383 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,336 You don't have an attorney! 384 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,083 I'll find one! 385 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,409 (metal scrapes) 386 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,813 WILL: You totally hit me! 387 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,475 Oh, who taught you how to drive, anyway? 388 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,593 Mr. Murray, my high school band teacher, 389 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,885 who I'm still in touch with! 390 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,818 Oh, my God. 391 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,423 They're gone. 392 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,501 Look at me. 393 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,026 I finally have a chance -- 394 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,101 There you go -- 395 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,929 to spend the night with Owen, 396 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,404 and here I am, drinking with you. 397 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,174 Ang, do you know why 398 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,872 I had a bottle of White Zin on ice tonight? 399 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,214 Mmm! Because it's the freakin' best. 400 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,610 It's literally the worst wine in the world, 401 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,951 and you have the palate of a basic bitch, 402 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,376 and we'll get to that later. 403 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,350 But no. 404 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,718 It's because this is what you do. 405 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,446 Every time you get close to a guy, 406 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,961 you wind up back in this seat, making excuses. 407 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,585 Wait, really? Yes. 408 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,459 I don't even carry White Zin. Every time you do this, 409 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,188 I have to go pick it up from a gas station. 410 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,433 Oh, my God. I'm so screwed up. 411 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,100 You're not screwed up. You're just scared. 412 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,869 Look, what happened with Graham's dad, 413 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,468 I know, it was years ago. 414 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,939 But he left, and that had to have hurt. 415 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,369 (sighs) Whatever. He's a jerk. 416 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,584 Yeah, but at some point, you must've cared about him. 417 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,377 Yeah, I don't know, for some reason I loved him. 418 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,710 Been there. 419 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,154 We've all been with people who sucked. 420 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,151 But what if I just don't know how to pick people? 421 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,764 What if my radar's off, 422 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,555 and there's all these red flags 423 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,957 that everyone else sees and I just miss? 424 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,430 Well, there's no guarantees. Owen could suck, too. 425 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,458 But you'll never know if you don't give him 426 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,104 more than 90 minutes. 427 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,429 I think you like him. 428 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,803 He was gonna make me blueberry pancakes. 429 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,306 Oh, Ang, that's huge. Mm-hmm. 430 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,665 You gotta give him a chance. 431 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,583 You're right. I'm gonna do it. Do it. 432 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,106 I'm gonna go get in that bed. 433 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,312 You're gonna give me those keys. 434 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,753 I'm gonna give you those keys, yeah. 435 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,277 I'm gonna get in that bed. Yep. Do it. 436 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,324 I want a full report. 437 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,588 Yo, Poppy? 438 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,786 Yo, I got it. I have the perfect job. 439 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,355 I'm gonna be a celebrity chef. 440 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,959 That's your realistic job option? 441 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,631 Yeah. Okay, Miggy, enough. 442 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,929 You're not gonna be a celebrity chef. How do you know? 443 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,702 Because you're not a celebrity...or a chef. 444 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,100 Well, not yet. 445 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,102 But you should see the purees I put together for Jack. 446 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,144 I mean, they're just totally out the box. 447 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,039 I'll put a mango in with a strawberry. Mmm! 448 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,641 A spinach next to a banana. Unh! 449 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,512 I don't even care! Okrrrt! 450 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,981 Miggy, none of that qualifies you 451 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,309 to be a celebrity chef. 452 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,184 Well, but you told me to dream big. 453 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,222 Look, Miggy, I know I told you to follow your bliss, 454 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,648 but you need to follow it to a paycheck. 455 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,692 Rent's due. 456 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:58,964 Dang. 457 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,359 (Jack fusses) 458 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,400 You know, I feel like you didn't have my back there, buddy. 459 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,655 (scoffs) 460 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,233 I-I don't get it. Where would they go? 461 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,633 I knew I should've micro-chipped Sophie! 462 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,074 Oh, okay. All right, just relax. 463 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,869 Maybe they went through the Shawshank tunnel. 464 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,305 I'm going in. 465 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,837 (taps) Oh, yeah. They didn't get very far. 466 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,682 Yeah, I re-plaster that every month. 467 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,707 It keeps 'em busy. 468 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,382 O-Okay, look! Look. Here's a note. 469 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,751 "We went to the golf course to find stars." 470 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,050 Okay? Relax. Everything's fine. 471 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,253 How is everything fine? 472 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,024 They could be on any golf course in the city! 473 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,057 The golf course is my backyard. 474 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,530 You live on a golf course? 475 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,597 No, I get in a car and I drive to play golf. 476 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,428 Moron. 477 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,703 ** 478 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:49,043 Hey. I, uh... I didn't go to get mouthwash. 479 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,412 Yeah, I figured. It's been two hours. 480 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,122 Look, I'm scared, okay? 481 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,785 I -- I never usually get this far in a relationship. 482 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,445 But that changes tonight, okay? 483 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,024 I don't really know what's gonna happen. 484 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,064 I might get scared and run away again... 485 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,230 but I'm getting in that bed. 486 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,370 Okay. Okay. 487 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,095 I'm gonna get under. 488 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,472 She's in. I'm in. 489 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,599 (both chuckle) 490 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,874 Under the covers. 491 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,111 (both chuckle) 492 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,608 (sighs) 493 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,539 Doing it. I'm doing it. 494 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,214 (cellphone vibrates) 495 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,718 Oh, my God. 496 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,747 My kid's on a golf course. I gotta go. 497 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,222 Okay. 498 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,421 You know, for the record, 499 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,634 the golf course is real, mouthwash fake. 500 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,926 Golf course, real. 501 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,097 Well, for the record, I really enjoyed 502 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,966 all five seconds of... whatever it is we just did. 503 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,636 (chuckles) 504 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,109 WILL: This place is huge. They could be anywhere. 505 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,965 All right, relax. If they have any taste, 506 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,313 they'll be on the fourth hole. 507 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,908 This is my fault. 508 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,249 I just -- I wanted a guys' night, you know? 509 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,476 Back when I worked at The Weather Channel, 510 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,680 I had my dudes. 511 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,351 And then, when I started freelancing 512 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,120 to be closer to Sophie, 513 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,088 they all kind of fell away. 514 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,257 I-I miss it. 515 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,115 Yeah, well, men need other men. 516 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,163 It's in our DNA to form clans. 517 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,499 That's why I have my dermatology crew. 518 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,155 Right, you already have your friends. 519 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,274 I get it. 520 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,026 I promise I won't bother you anymore. 521 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,641 But they really don't understand 522 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,538 the parenting thing, my crew. 523 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,140 You know, especially parenting girls. 524 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,353 Right? I mean, that's a whole different thing. 525 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,345 Oh, boy. Don't get me started on bobby pins. 526 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,677 Yeah, what is with that? 527 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,652 I-I'll always step on 'em, but when I need one -- 528 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,120 They disappear. Yeah. 529 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,849 They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time. 530 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,163 Exactly. Yeah. 531 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,355 It makes zero sense. 532 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,027 Listen, you know, you were right back there. 533 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,856 The whole thing about the walls. 534 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,171 No one's ever had the dice to call me out before. 535 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,165 I'm sorry. 536 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,396 I think it was a combination 537 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,471 of the dry heat and the wet jeans. 538 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,539 No, I mean it. 539 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,968 Thank you. 540 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,138 There are the kids. 541 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,343 Oh, they're laying on their backs. 542 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,484 I think the coyotes got 'em! 543 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,578 Sophie! Calm down. 544 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,149 They're looking up at the stars. 545 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,648 Sophie! There they are! 546 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,179 Douglas, what the hell? 547 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,054 Why am I getting texts that my kid's on a golf course? 548 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,592 I-I-I'm sorry. I'm bad at this. 549 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,058 No, it's my fault. 550 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,726 I-I told the kids they don't need adult supervision -- 551 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,486 It's both of our faults. 552 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,434 We were having a guys' night. 553 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,997 (scoffs) You hug me, and it's over. 554 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,199 I'm not. Well, let's all just be grateful that 555 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,412 Douglas lives on a golf course like a cartoon millionaire. 556 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,005 ** 557 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,277 Hi. 558 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,906 God, Rory. You look like one of the Mandrell Sisters. 559 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,511 Barbara? 560 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,683 Sure. 561 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:46,891 ** 562 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,456 He did it. 563 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,785 You will, too. 564 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,459 * We could ride to the stars today * 565 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,400 * We could ride to the stars today * 566 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,767 (click, water spraying) 567 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,395 WILL: Do you guys hear that? 568 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,270 Oh, my God! Sprinklers! 569 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,439 (all screaming) 570 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,806 RORY: Never again with this chiffon! 571 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,911 Hey. Guess what. I'm doing it. 572 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,311 Putting myself out there with Owen. 573 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,423 You sent him a pancake and a blueberry emoji? 574 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,316 Intimacy. I'm doing it! 575 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,589 Yo, Pop, I made a new list. 576 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:21,647 Oh, God. 577 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,824 No. There's only one thing on it. 578 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,934 You want to work for me at the Winebrary? 579 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:27,926 Yep. 580 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,997 Huh. I could actually use the help. 581 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,126 Yeah? 582 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,230 All right. 583 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,272 You can apply online. 584 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,266 Oh! Come on. Ha-ha! Kidding. 585 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,268 You're hired. 586 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,469 Yeah! Yeah. 587 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,640 Bye, Dad! Enjoy your breakfast! 588 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,908 Thank you, Soph. 589 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,336 Early morning steak not so bad, huh? 590 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,011 Ahh. I can feel my arteries bracing. I love it! 591 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,680 Mmm. Now, this is a single malt. 592 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,017 Is that liquor? 593 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,645 On school property? 594 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,820 Tell you what. Here, take a walk. 595 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,189 Yeah, we're trying to enjoy a meal here. 596 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,118 I'm so sorry, Miss Adams. 597 00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:01,163 ** 598 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,800 You gonna eat that last piece? 599 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,455 You want to attack it from both sides, 600 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,334 Lady and the Tramp style? 601 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,503 No, I'm -- I'm kidding. You go ahead and take it. 602 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,272 Gosh, I love seeing you happy. 603 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,875 -- Captions by VITA --