1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,125 ♪ Go wild, go crazy 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:06,475 ♪ Go wild, go crazy 3 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,265 ♪ Go wild 4 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,139 ♪ Go crazy ♪Okay! 5 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:13,841 This next song goes out to Emma and Amy's new guinea pig, 6 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,190 P-P-P-Pickle! 7 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,839 [YoungBloodZ's "Damn!"plays] 8 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:19,113 [children chanting "Go, Pickle!"] 9 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,056 Crank up the fog, Miggy! 10 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:23,284 I'm about to teach Pickle the Eastside Stomp. 11 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:24,204 I got you! 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,028 [chanting continues] 13 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:29,196 ♪ Don't start no... won't be no... ♪ 14 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,813 ♪ I post up, get to it, drink hand in hand ♪ 15 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:32,954 ♪ They call me... 16 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,076 Ladies! 17 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,118 Homemade, gluten-free, butterscotch cookies 18 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,473 shaped like every kind of cloud while you wait?ANGIE: No, thanks. 19 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:39,653 I gotta take Graham to basketball sign-up. 20 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,518 I thought he wasn't doing basketball 21 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,830 because he wanted to do the spelling bee.Mm, no. 22 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,126 He's psyched. 23 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:46,832 His hands are finally big enough to hold the ball. 24 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,089 Which is why it was such a tough decision, 25 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,442 but, ultimately, my man's heart was in the bee. 26 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,142 Right. How do you know all this? 27 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,969 I don't know. We talk. 28 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:54,967 I don't know if I think God's up there 29 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,058 with, like, a big long beard, 30 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,746 but I definitely believe in something. 31 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:01,194 I think God's a woman. 32 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,334 [chuckles] 33 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,105 That was a Friday Craft Corner to remember, you know? 34 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,550 No, I really don't. 35 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,936 Oh, this guinea pig is costing me a fortune. 36 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,200 Only eats little gem lettuce. Outrageous. 37 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,943 There's smoke coming out of your windows. 38 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,084 Your house is on fire. 39 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,895 Okay, so, in the future, 40 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,213 if you think my house is on fire, 41 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,119 let's lead with that. 42 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,123 And that's just Miggy's fog machine. 43 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,945 He's deejaying a dance party for the kids. 44 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,213 Hippie's gotta get a job. 45 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,995 Well, he starts at the Winebrary tomorrow, 46 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,219 and he's been so motivated. 47 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:28,738 I think he's really growing up. 48 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:31,131 Aah! Come quick! We need an adult! 49 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,005 -Sophie?! [coughs] -Graham?! 50 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,176 -Rory! -Emma and Sally? 51 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,362 I mean, Amy? 52 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,137 I stomped on Pickle! It's bad! 53 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,362 -Oh, it can't be that bad. -Where is she? 54 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,581 Over here. H-How does she look? 55 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,231 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 56 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:49,755 ♪♪ 57 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:50,942 ♪♪ 58 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,677 GRAHAM: I held her.[cat meows] 59 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,328 I saw her drifting away. 60 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,513 Sniff the scarf, honey. You're okay. 61 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,729 Hey, Lil G. How you holding up? 62 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,248 Not great, Big Dubs. 63 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,212 Can I get a hit of that sweatshirt? 64 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,210 Sure. 65 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,471 Hey, Will, doesn't Sophie need you? 66 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:07,824 No, she does not. 67 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:10,703 When it comes to pets, she's always been my rock. 68 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:16,046 ♪ Amazing grace 69 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:16,959 ♪ How s-- 70 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,183 Flush it. It's a goldfish. 71 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,702 He was also my son! 72 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:20,615 [toilet flushes] 73 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:23,059 He's in a better place now. 74 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,276 [kids grunting] 75 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,407 This machine took our gummy worms! 76 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,409 We gotta buy a second one to push the first one out. 77 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,372 No, no, no. You do that, they win. 78 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:36,291 Hey, boss! B-B-Boss! 79 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,107 Man, I'm so psyched about my first day. 80 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,155 I've been studying so much about wine. 81 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,810 Miggy, I hate to stifle your enthusiasm, 82 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,124 but a life hangs in the balance. 83 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,601 We've been waiting for too long! 84 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,170 Oh, God. Is Pickle gonna be okay? 85 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,558 Yeah, sweetie, I'm 100% positive 86 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,262 that Pickle is gonna be fine. 87 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,389 Pickle is dead. 88 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,521 -[gasps] -What? 89 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:55,442 Who's the owner? 90 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:58,436 -[grunts] Finally! -Yay! 91 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,349 AMY: Take that, Big Vending Machine! 92 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,534 Today, the good guys win. 93 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,404 Girls... 94 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,143 Pickle didn't make it. 95 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,584 I'm so sorry. 96 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,801 I don't think they heard me. 97 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,279 Pickle died! 98 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:18,764 She's as dead as Versace. 99 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,244 She left this world. 100 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,724 She gone! 101 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:23,938 Want a gummy worm? 102 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:26,773 Douglas, they're not reacting to the death. 103 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:27,902 That's called "resilience," 104 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,953 and your kid could use a little of that. 105 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,169 You want to step in here? 106 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,908 Okay. You got it. 107 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,258 Get it together, Rory. 108 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,778 This is more embarrassing than anything else 109 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,261 that's going on in this hospital, 110 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,651 and that includes that dog over there 111 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,263 that's dressed like Barbra Streisand. 112 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,274 [panting] 113 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,216 [crickets chirping] 114 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,704 [knock on door] 115 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,265 Hey, buddy. 116 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,492 Whatcha doing? 117 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,280 Googling "How to make sure no one ever dies 118 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:55,276 + easy steps + 2018." 119 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,059 Sweetie... 120 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,373 Look at me. 121 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:02,069 I'm gonna be here for a very, very long time, okay? 122 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,678 I'm worried about Will. 123 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,201 Will? 124 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,513 Why is Graham worrying about you dying? 125 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,288 He's known you for a month. He shouldn't care if you die. 126 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,513 We should allcare if anyonedies. 127 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:12,862 Why are you suddenly best friends with my kid? 128 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:13,911 It's weird. 129 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:17,386 We like all the same movies and magazines 130 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,868 and have a kind of undeniable chemistry. 131 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:20,607 But I don't want to step on your toes. 132 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,218 I w-- I will back off. 133 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,259 Right after the colonoscopy. What?! 134 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:27,534 Well, Graham read that colonoscopies help prevent death, 135 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,748 and he knows that my grandfather died from colon cancer, 136 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,398 so I told him I'd get one. 137 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,582 Look, I had a colonoscopy on the books, 138 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:33,747 and I just moved it up 139 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,142 when I saw how much it meant to Graham. 140 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,225 Your colon shouldn't mean anything to Graham! 141 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,414 He shouldn't want you to be getting a tube up your butt. 142 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,460 The only butt he should care about is mine. 143 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,455 It is, okay? You know how fickle kids are. 144 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,067 He's probably already over me. 145 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,367 Hey, Will, I was just thinking about you. 146 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,854 Let's try the handshake. 147 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,644 Slap it, bump it, chicken wing... 148 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:53,378 Being best friends is our...thing. 149 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,640 Pumped up your ball for you. 150 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,382 Thanks! You're the best! 151 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,563 Oh. Hey, Mom. 152 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,129 Oooh! Day 1 realness! 153 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,207 Yeah. 154 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,125 And I love that tie. 155 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,699 I got it at the drugstore. 156 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,306 Okay. Cool. 157 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,566 Oh. Watch out, Miggy. Here come the regulars. 158 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,309 They call themselves the "Winebrarians." 159 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,490 Don't call them a group. They identify as a collective.Ohh. 160 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,357 Bess, Franny, Lil... meet Miggy. 161 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,580 You hired a man? Did he make you do this? 162 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,709 He better not hit on us. 163 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,582 Ladies, I know the Winebrary has a feminist mission, 164 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,024 but we need male allies. 165 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,110 Exactly. I love women. 166 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,149 And not just the hot ones. 167 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,495 Oh, my God. 168 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,904 O...kay. Maybe don't talk to them. 169 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,377 -Okay. -Yeah. 170 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,417 Hey. Guess what, hot shot. 171 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,422 I'm getting a colonoscopy. 172 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,694 My butt beats your butt. 173 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,506 I've got the number-one butt! 174 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,604 Yeah, you do! 175 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,392 You're better than that, Mr. Withers. 176 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,387 [whistle blows] 177 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,388 When's your colonoscopy appointment? Next month. 178 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,870 Ha! Mine's at 4:00 p.m. today. Suck on that. 179 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,481 What is that? 180 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:52,572 Pre-colonoscopy smoothie. 181 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,050 Tastes just like a regular smoothie, 182 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,229 except it's disgusting, and I love it. 183 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,966 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a colonoscopy to get to. 184 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,487 You know that they put you out for the procedure 185 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,581 and you need someone to drive you home, right? 186 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,454 Of course I know that. 187 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,411 -You want a ride? -Yes, obviously. 188 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,630 Where the hell is Poppy? I'm -- I'm off the clock. 189 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,461 I got e-mails to do. 190 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:15,288 All right, kids, scatter, mingle, have fun. 191 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,468 Girls, I am truly, truly humbled 192 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,075 that you would allow me, the murderer, 193 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,766 to plan Pickle's funeral here tonight. 194 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,465 Was there another option? 195 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:29,172 Sophie, how we looking on that "in memoriam" slideshow? 196 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,301 Not good. 197 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,433 The deadline has passed, 198 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,515 and I only got two pictures from my dad. 199 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,664 And one was a poorly aimed selfie. 200 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,617 [whispering] Miggy?Soph! What's good? [chuckles] 201 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,788 What's going on? 202 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,533 Are you hiding? 203 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:46,494 No! I'm just crouching and thinking. 204 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,413 Sure. 205 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,357 [sighs] It turns out, 206 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,755 there's a really big part of my job 207 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,057 that I forgot to learn. 208 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:54,413 Ladies, it's wine time! 209 00:06:54,544 --> 00:07:01,074 ♪♪ 210 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,903 You can't use a corkscrew? 211 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,121 It's super hard. 212 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,599 Maybe those ladies won't notice there's no wine 213 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,300 'cause their books are so good. 214 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,339 You see I don't have any wine, right? You guys see that?Yeah. 215 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,434 Yeah, I don't think that plan has legs. 216 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:14,653 I agree. 217 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,522 Hey, Miggy, how's it going?Poppin' and pourin'. 218 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,053 Corks don't scare me!Good. 219 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,086 Sophie, I'm gonna get you that picture of Pickle. I promise. 220 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,572 Not holding my breath. 221 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,572 Rory, I should have given you a budget for this funeral. 222 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,314 That's on me.Come on. 223 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,185 Let's check out the veil I ordered on Amazon. 224 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,876 Spanish lace -- they claim. 225 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,584 Looks like Pickle's gonna be buried 226 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,802 in Gwyneth Paltrow's "Shakespeare in Love" Oscar dress. 227 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,542 Your kid's obsessed with death. 228 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,683 Yeah, well, it's not healthy to bottle up sad feelings. 229 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,636 Oh, I've bred my girls to handle feelings the way I do -- 230 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:45,025 repress, replace, move on. 231 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,730 We never have emotional conversations. 232 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:47,897 Oh, that can't be true. 233 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,382 What about when you talk about their mom? 234 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,512 We don't talk about her. 235 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:51,864 You mean never? 236 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,523 That's one of my biggest triumphs as a parent. 237 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,167 That and getting them to think that it's their job 238 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,561 to make my bed. Yeah. 239 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,484 On holidays, they -- they put a little seasonal candy 240 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,960 right on the pillow -- adds a nice touch. 241 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,531 Douglas, Emma and Amy deserve a safe space 242 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,439 where they can express their feelings and ask questions. 243 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,225 They're little girls whose mom died. 244 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:12,619 Really, Poppy? Okay, thanks for the update. 245 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,413 You know what -- I think I need a safe space 246 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,627 where I can parent my kids the way I think fit 247 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,887 without being lectured by a woman whose son 248 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:22,150 is treating a rodent like it's JFK! 249 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,244 [whistles] 250 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,553 So you're just running away? 251 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,719 I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place -- 252 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:30,635 repress, replace, move on. 253 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,031 All right, girls, get in the Benz. 254 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:35,733 We're gonna go to the pet store and buy you a new pig thing. 255 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,429 Okay, look alive, ladies. We're gonna get a new guinea pig. 256 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,735 Let's not stay too long, girls. We're gonna smell like pets. 257 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:46,613 Let's motor. 258 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,223 Efficiency. 259 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,617 That's what you want? Robots with braids? 260 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,359 They're doing better than your kid. 261 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,360 [crying] I killed your sister! 262 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,887 Fine. Keep doing what you're doing. 263 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,627 Repress, replace, move on. 264 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,368 That's how you want your kids to handle the loss of their pet. 265 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,629 Yep. And the loss of their mom. 266 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,240 You got it. 267 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,423 Is that how you dealt with it? 268 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,822 I'm starting to think you didn't deal with it at all. 269 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:21,739 It's easier this way. 270 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,779 -Dad, we got one! -We're gonna call her "Pickle"! 271 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,793 -B-But this isn't Pickle. -Who cares? 272 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,436 It'll be like the other Pickle never existed. 273 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,701 Yeah, Dad, like you said, "Repress, replace, move on." 274 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,395 Yeah, like you said. 275 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,194 [guinea pig squeaks] 276 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,449 Douglas, are you okay? 277 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,797 N-N-No, I'm not. 278 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,284 Okay? I'm -- I'm upset, actually. 279 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,894 And why are you upset? 280 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,635 I'm upset because... 281 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:57,727 this guinea pig is a total loser. 282 00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,728 It's like God was trying to make a possum and gave up. 283 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:01,861 We have to find a better one. 284 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,652 I was about to go on break. 285 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,127 No, you're not gonna go on break, Raj. 286 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:08,776 Not until we find a perfect replacement for Pickle! 287 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,572 I don't care if we have to stay all night. 288 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,087 We only have seven to choose from. 289 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,870 Then we'll start there. 290 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:18,395 [straining] It's about to be lit! 291 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,230 [sighs] 292 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,672 You still can't use a corkscrew, can you?[gasps] 293 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,630 Shhhhhh! 294 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:28,797 They'll hear you, okay? 295 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,332 Look, I don't know what to do. 296 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,885 I already used up all my best methods of distraction. 297 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,903 So, I understood the first women's march, 298 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,716 but what was the second one about? 299 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,944 The organizers didn't have the resources! 300 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,033 -You don't get to ask that. -I don't know, 301 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,822 but the third one is coming straight to your house. 302 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:46,116 I'm gonna watch this "Corkscrews for Dummies" video on YouTube 303 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,654 one more time and just pray for a miracle. 304 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,467 You do that, and I'm gonna go use 305 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,555 my best method of distraction. 306 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,997 I'm thinking of being a princess for Halloween. Thoughts? 307 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,573 Do you want to live in a box?Do you want to make change in the world? 308 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,441 Do you want to live in a box? Oh, honey, sit. 309 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,662 [guinea pig squeaking] 310 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,142 Is this one even American? 311 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,802 All right, do you have any others in the back? 312 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,757 No, sir, we don't keep secret extra guinea pigs 313 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:09,795 in the back of the store. 314 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,410 Have you had a chance to check out our leash selection? 315 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,501 Oh, goodie! A leash! 316 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,500 Maybe I'll take one home and call it "Pickle," 317 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,552 and I'll feed it little gem lettuce. 318 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,898 Do any of your guinea pigs even eat little gems?! 319 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,729 Dad, we don't have to get a new guinea pig today. 320 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,378 Yeah, we found a cool leash 321 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:27,861 with rhinestones to buy instead. 322 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,171 But a leash is not a guinea pig! 323 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,168 -Attention! -Douglas. 324 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,599 -Attention, everybody! -Douglas. 325 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,735 It's important you know this. 326 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,737 It is possible that any one of these animals 327 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,090 can die at any moment, 328 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,010 and this God-forsaken rat farm 329 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,486 will not guarantee a replacement! 330 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,436 Yeah. You have to --Put it -- 331 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,795 I know what I'm doing. 332 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:49,705 Just got to -- 333 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:50,709 I'm taking the leash!Okay. 334 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,500 And I hope it comes out of your paycheck, Raj! 335 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,975 "Procedure may cause tear in rectum wall"? 336 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,849 "Photos may be used for teaching purposes"?! 337 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,383 [tapping] 338 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,806 Just checking in. 339 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:07,863 Also, there's a guy in the waiting room 340 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,338 who keeps telling me and Graham about his GERD. 341 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,427 Oh, yeah? 342 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,775 Well, I'm just reading about colonoscopy risks, 343 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,206 and one is death. 344 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,742 So, yeah, thanks a lot.What? 345 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:20,036 I didn't force you to get an emergency midday colonoscopy. 346 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,264 You basically did. 347 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,352 I am defending my honor as Graham's mother. 348 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,612 All right, that's it. 349 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,085 I'll accept the blame for a lot of things -- 350 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,184 Sophie's flat feet, 351 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,052 the lack of coverage of Hurricane Nate... 352 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,794 It was a category-one. We had bigger fish to fry. 353 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:32,875 Okay, I don't understand. 354 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,103 Are you a weatherman? 355 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,581 How many times do I have to say it? 356 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,841 It's very simple. 357 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:37,893 I'm a stay-at-home weather researcher. 358 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,928 Oh!But I will not accept the blame 359 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,113 for you sitting here in a very see-through robe -- 360 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,019 I apologize -- 361 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,813 waiting to get a colonoscopy! 362 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,458 Is it weird that I was gonna get one for Graham? 363 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:47,681 [scoffs] 364 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,810 Yes. 365 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,032 But isn't it weirder that you were threatened by that? 366 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,821 Of course I was threatened! 367 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,596 It feels like you're trying to be a father figure to my son, 368 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:58,041 and I-I'm the only person he needs. 369 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,778 I'm his father and his mother. 370 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,690 Last Father's Day, 371 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,914 I took myself out to a dope-ass brunch 372 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,704 and bought military fiction in hardcopy! 373 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,745 [sighs] 374 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:10,956 I -- 375 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,404 I want to be enough for him. 376 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:15,841 You are. 377 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,491 You're doing a great job as the dad. 378 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,584 [scoffs] Honestly. 379 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,193 You give off angry-dad vibes all the time. 380 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,845 Like, I'm looking at your face right now, 381 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,899 and I'm like, "That dad is pissed." 382 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,811 Sorry I overreacted today. 383 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,823 No, you didn't overreact. 384 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,041 I've just never seen Graham 385 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,207 legitimately bond with a man before. 386 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,213 It's freaking me out. 387 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,345 He's never met his father. 388 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,221 Yeah. 389 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,917 Angie, you have to know that you're Graham's whole world. 390 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,881 The undeniable chemistry that he and I have 391 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,061 is no match for the love he has for you. [sighs] 392 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,746 Can you please stop calling it "undeniable chemistry"? 393 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,844 I have to call it what it is. 394 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,542 I don't need a colonoscopy. 395 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,072 This was a crazy move. 396 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,677 Yeah. I feel better. 397 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,937 Weirdly calm. 398 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,119 Well, the sedative should've fully kicked in. 399 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,675 It's showtime!Oh, my God, 400 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,122 I'm getting a colonoscopy! 401 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,548 You totally are! It's oddly inspiring! 402 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,384 You're a great dad, Angie! 403 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,482 Okay, this year for Halloween, I will be Pingyang, 404 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,826 Chinese warrior princess born in 598 A.D. 405 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,218 And you let me know if you need to borrow my sword. 406 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,831 I think our work here is done. To Pingyang. 407 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,883 -Yes! -To Pingyang. 408 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,097 -No. -All right, where's our wine. 409 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,746 -He never filled our glass! -I want wine! 410 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,011 -Miggy, did the video work? -No. Look. 411 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,575 -You're bleeding! -What's going on? 412 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,801 Are you waiting for a man to come buy us drinks? 413 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,541 Are you ignoring us because you don't see us as sexual beings? 414 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,943 No, you're very sexual. 415 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,586 How can I see you as anything but? 416 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,979 Well, what are you waiting on, then? What's going on? 417 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,032 Do I need to jump over this counter and get my own wine? 418 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,987 Please don't hurt me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 419 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,675 He can't use a corkscrew, okay?! 420 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,637 Oh, my goodness. 421 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,174 Making a child defend you? Please! No one is that stupid. 422 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,519 I am! I am that stupid. 423 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,999 There's $1,000 of broken wine bottles 424 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,739 in the trash to prove it. -Oh! 425 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:18,090 And it sucks 'cause I really want to crush this job. 426 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,141 Poppy's the best person in the world. 427 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:23,007 And that includes this dude Dwayne you guys don't know. 428 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,656 And for some reason, she believes in me, 429 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,014 and I want to give her a reason to believe. 430 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,893 But I can't. 431 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:33,366 So, it's -- it's time for me to hang up my wine tie. 432 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,057 -Oh! -I don't deserve this job. 433 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,365 Okay. It's a clip-on. 434 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,980 -What happened to that boy? -We have to help him, don't we? 435 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,982 -Yeah, we do. -Ugh. 436 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,545 -It's screw time. -Screw time. 437 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,381 Ugh!Come on, twist! Come on. Come on. 438 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,729 Don't be afraid to make a little noise. 439 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:47,988 -Get your legs involved! -No, clockwise! Clockwise! 440 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,691 [overlapping shouting]Okay. 441 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,998 [straining][shouting] 442 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,076 I...almost got it! 443 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,174 [pop][all cheering] 444 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,872 -Yes! -Yes! 445 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,479 Ohh!Oh, wow. 446 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,179 -Thank you. I did it! -Really, really good. 447 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,127 Hey! 448 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,088 What's everyone cheering about? 449 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,006 We're cheering because Miggy... 450 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,972 is so great. 451 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,450 FRANNY: First straight man I've ever respected. 452 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,840 [chuckles] Also, whose kid is this? 453 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,844 Miggy! 454 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,715 [cheering] 455 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,976 He's one of the good ones. 456 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:26,897 [organ plays Pachelbel's "Canon in D"] 457 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,069 Hello. Welcome. 458 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,084 Please remember that this is not a funeral. 459 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,077 It's a celebration of life. 460 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,508 -Daddy! -Sophie! 461 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,264 I can't wait to see the slideshow! 462 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,735 You can wait. Trust me.Mm... 463 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:41,086 Ohh. Can I get a womp-womp?!Alright. 464 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,997 Whose birthday party is this, anyway? 465 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,832 What's wrong with your mom? 466 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,360 She got a colonoscopy today for pretty much no reason. 467 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,141 To the brim. 468 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,102 I got you. 469 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,926 [imitates whooshing] 470 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,281 Sorry. 471 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,936 We should...talk about what happened at the pet store. 472 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,108 I'm worried. 473 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,113 Oh. Me too. 474 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,944 Raj is so bad at his job. 475 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:19,262 Okay, I had a breakdown at a pet store on Cahuenga. 476 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,296 [sighs] Maybe you're right. 477 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,961 I-I -- I haven't dealt with Rose's death. 478 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,386 It was all a blur. 479 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:29,092 You know, she died, and I had 10-month-old twins. 480 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,532 They were teething. 481 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,958 It was scarier than the draft. 482 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,525 I didn't have time to grieve. 483 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:38,192 I-I was doing the best I could. 484 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,318 They were so little. 485 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,759 Douglas, what you did was amazing. 486 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,237 But they're not little anymore. 487 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,107 They're -- 488 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,328 They're looking to you for guidance. 489 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:56,162 ♪ Ave 490 00:17:56,292 --> 00:18:02,172 ♪ Maria 491 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,868 [whispering] It's all I had. 492 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,345 Thank you all for coming. 493 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,259 If you are moved to speak about Pickle, 494 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,964 please do so. 495 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,962 I want to say something. 496 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,713 Life is crazy. 497 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,575 I just got a colonoscopy! 498 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,747 And the results are in. 499 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,583 I got an A-plus butt. 500 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,711 Yep. 501 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,372 Will's got a butt, too! 502 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,236 Ah.I'm down with that. 503 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,848 I guess a lot of us have butts, when you really think about it. 504 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,900 We're not that different, after all. 505 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:37,245 R.I.P. Pickle, you were one hell of a cat. 506 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,987 That's all.Thank you, Angie. 507 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,118 Now I'll share. 508 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,819 Pickle was funny, kind, 509 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,296 and, my God, could she nap. -[crying] 510 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,557 RORY: The pet store says the price of a guinea pig is $25, 511 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,041 but you can't put a price on Pickle. 512 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,962 I don't know what it all means, but I do know one thing --[sniffles] 513 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:58,269 Heaven just got a little furrier and a lot cuter.[crying] 514 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,958 Good night, sweet princess. 515 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,575 [smooches] 516 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,413 Now, I would like to invite Pickle's two moms, 517 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,225 Emma and Amy, up to the podium. 518 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,110 [whispering] Girls. 519 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,591 Look, it turns out, you can't replace a pet. 520 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,381 Or people. 521 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,286 And it's important to remember her, 522 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,511 and it's okay to feel something. 523 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,160 Okay? 524 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,604 So, if you feel like you want to speak, 525 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,992 then you should speak. 526 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,385 [whispering] 527 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,305 All right. 528 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,958 [applause] 529 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,270 Pickle was a guinea pig. 530 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,322 She was brown and white. 531 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,747 She liked cardboard. 532 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,764 Once, she sneezed, and it sounded stupid. 533 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,276 She would eat like this. 534 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,370 They're really opening up. 535 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,204 Also, Rory, we forgive you. 536 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,460 Ohh! Thank you! 537 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,472 I think Pickle would want me to dance again. 538 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,205 Miggy! Drop the beat! 539 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,076 ♪ Bam! Yeah! Yeah 540 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,428 -Okay, Rory! -Okay, okay. 541 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,468 I see you! I see you! 542 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,562 ♪ Yeah ♪ Lil Jon... 543 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,131 ♪♪ 544 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,779 Ugh. 545 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,003 Stop. 546 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,274 I want you to know more about your mom. 547 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,709 Which means I need to start talking about her. 548 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,666 So...here we go. 549 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,355 I'll tell you everything, 550 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:37,803 beginning with the first place we met. 551 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,242 It was right here. 552 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,588 It was love at first sight. 553 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,847 -Hot Twists! -That's so cool. 554 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,514 Did she make pretzels? 555 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,468 Not exactly. 556 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,117 Was she a professional Twister player? 557 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,602 In a way. 558 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:58,041 I bet that's why we're so good at Twister! 559 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,299 Tell us more about her. 560 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,353 Yeah, take it away, big guy. 561 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:07,271 Well, as you know, her real name was Rose... 562 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:11,176 but her stage name was Rosé. 563 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,493 ♪♪ 564 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,105 --Captions by VITAC--