1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:04,444 -All right, now, get in the car. -Can we check your oil? 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:05,832 I get pulled into the principal's office, 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,265 and now you want a reward? 4 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,051 The car will be going to the dealer 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,176 to get the oil changed. 6 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,617 But that's how they get you! 7 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,103 And their coffee stinks. 8 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,323 Oh, ho, Douglas. Looking sharp. 9 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,283 What are you doing here so early? 10 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,670 Apparently the girls were doing 11 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,633 some unsanctioned renovation on the gym. 12 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,851 Again. 13 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,460 So I got pulled out of a work function. 14 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,980 I understand. 15 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,684 Well, if they supplied their own lumber, 16 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,111 you should probably be thanking me. 17 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,937 [ Laughs ] 18 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,765 Right now? 19 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:31,943 Fine. 20 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,338 [ Cellphone beeps ] 21 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:34,641 Did I miss the shrimp guy? 22 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,076 I don't care who I'm talking to. 23 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,303 The shrimp guy comes around, you tell me. 24 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,302 A shrimp guy? Yep. 25 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,264 What kind of party was this? 26 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,432 The National Dermatology Awards. 27 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,088 Tomorrow night, I'm getting a Dermy. 28 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,702 Wow! Congratulations! 29 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:49,312 You know what? I'm more excited about the speech. 30 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,493 But I can't even work on it 31 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,308 because I'm dealing with this kid nonsense. 32 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,786 And now the principal 33 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:56,136 wants me to sit down with the school psychologist. 34 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,096 Dr. Rhonda. Oh, I love her. 35 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,015 Best kitten posters in the biz. 36 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,670 Yeah, I'm not doing it. It goes against everything I believe in. 37 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,804 My parenting philosophy is simple. 38 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:07,197 If the car is running, never pop the hood. 39 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,551 Uh, you got to pop the hood once in a while. 40 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,681 [ Hood pops, metal clanking ]And nobody does it better than Dr. Rhonda. 41 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,163 I value our weekly one-on-one sessions more than anything. 42 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,034 You see her every week?Oh, sure. 43 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,286 Afraid that's the limit. 44 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:20,468 Look, I know you're skeptical, but if you see Dr. Rhonda, 45 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:23,335 [ Clanking continues ]I promise she will make your life easier. 46 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,217 Douglas, are your girls working on my car? 47 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,699 No! I said no oil change! 48 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,259 You just said yourcar. 49 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:31,476 Next time, be more specific. 50 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:34,526 I'm mad at them, but I'm very excited for you. 51 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:37,012 You're gonna be very happy with their work. 52 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,273 Hm. 53 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,265 --Captions by VITAC-- 54 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:43,357 ♪♪ 55 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,277 [ Laughter ] 56 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,502 So I said, "You're gonna have to give me a reason 57 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,722 to order more of this Riesling." 58 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,940 -Oh! -Oh! I get it. 59 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,849 And then I woke up, so... 60 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,204 Girl, you got to say up front if the story is a dream. 61 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,294 Seriously. 62 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,162 I would walk away right now if I weren't stuck 63 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,734 waiting for Graham and his new friend, Alex. 64 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,211 He's been talking about him non-stop. 65 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:04,341 Sounds like this Alex is a pretty big "get" for Graham. 66 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,815 Alex? [ Laughs ] 67 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,004 Eye roll. 68 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,219 Damn, dude. You sound jealous. 69 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,738 I'm not. Trust me. 70 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,171 Graham will be done with Alex 71 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,958 just in time for my spring sweater unveiling. 72 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,182 Oh, well, I really hope so, 73 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,271 because Alex's mom, Nora, doesn't do drop-off playdates, 74 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,621 so that means I'm forced to hang out 75 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,180 with a total stranger for hours. 76 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,097 "Mom Playdates" are torture. Ugh. 77 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,322 Hearing their parenting philosophies, 78 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,620 you telling them your life story, 79 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,096 all the fake laughing. 80 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,796 [ Laughing ] "Okay. Okay." 81 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,023 It's notokay. 82 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,411 It is all of the worst parts of a first date 83 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,325 with none of the alcohol.Yes. 84 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,200 God, I am so lucky that I met you when I did. 85 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:38,462 Cheerios, Angie. Next time, Cheerios. 86 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,806 Cheerios don't melt. 87 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,765 [ Bag crumpling ] 88 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:42,993 Crap. 89 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,472 ♪♪ 90 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,432 Got you covered. 91 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:47,469 ♪♪ 92 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,425 Keep it. 93 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,432 The whole pack? 94 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:50,433 Yeah. 95 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,224 That's, like, the nicest thing 96 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,779 that anyone's ever done for me. 97 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,345 Well, you look like you're having a day. 98 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:56,652 [ Chuckles ] 99 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,218 You want to talk about it? 100 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,655 This is Graham. 101 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,051 This is Rory. 102 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,053 Graham and I got more than wipes that day. 103 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,355 We got best friends. 104 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:05,791 And a three-hour therapy session 105 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,267 on my romantic blind spots. 106 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,877 I remember that.Miggy: Man. I never go to the park. 107 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,277 Too much grass. 108 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,060 Should I be getting out there and finding Jack a best friend? 109 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,715 No, no, no. Dad playdates don't work like that. 110 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,109 Men are not looking for a connection. 111 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,502 Two dads will just sit there in silence, 112 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,935 on their phones, the entire time. 113 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,901 Maybethey'll start things off with some mild sports talk. 114 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,290 Yeah, like, uh, "Yo, you see that game? Crazy." 115 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,254 "Crazy game." 116 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,472 It wascrazy. 117 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,120 Hey, Mom. This is Alex and his mom. 118 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,115 Hi. 119 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,426 Nora. 120 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,432 Looking forward to the playdate later. 121 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,044 That kid is tiny as hell. 122 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,394 How old is he? 123 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,913 I'm this many. 124 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,306 Whoa. Yo, that's four fingers. 125 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,439 Graham's friend is 4. 126 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,611 Mm-hmm. A real big get. 127 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:43,697 ♪♪ 128 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,265 Douglas: Dr. Rhonda. 129 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,662 I was referred to you by Will Cooper. 130 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,485 Now, let's never speak of him again. 131 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,103 He's not here, is he? 132 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,323 What? He's very nice. 133 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,972 It's just, as a parent, 134 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:56,316 he can be...very present. 135 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,536 You think? 136 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,535 So, Dr. Fogerty, before I share my findings, 137 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,067 I'd like to hear from you about your daughters. 138 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,940 Okay, well, they're, uh, short and blond. 139 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:07,162 Uh, one of them has a thing under her eye. 140 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,473 Not what they look like. 141 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:10,339 Tell me about them as individuals. 142 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,510 Hard to say, you know? 143 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,505 They always do everything together. 144 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,557 They're, uh, always on the same page. 145 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:16,563 They never fight. 146 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:17,474 Not to brag, 147 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:21,698 but I've successfully fused them into one child -- 148 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,479 a child who spends all of her time 149 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,794 in the shed out back. 150 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,750 And...what goes on in this shed? 151 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,360 It -- It's their private space, 152 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,880 and I've always made it a point not to go back there. 153 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,795 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 154 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,800 [ Hammering, tools whirring ] 155 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,373 It's none of my business. 156 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,891 If I had to guess, I would say, mm -- 157 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,975 I don't know -- auto-body projects, cabinetry, 158 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,545 maybe a mechanical bull. 159 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,332 Uh, peanut shells all over the floor. 160 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,468 You know? 161 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,899 These are all just guesses 162 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,465 that are based on the, uh, sounds 163 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:59,343 I -- I hear coming from the shed. 164 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,336 You know, kids, right? [ Laughs ] 165 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,558 While I'm tempted to dig into that, 166 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,567 uh, I do want to share my findings. 167 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,569 You see, Dr. Fogerty, in my business, 168 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,611 nothing is as exciting as testing twins. 169 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:11,398 Really? 170 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,531 I'm not gonna lie, I'm flying right now. 171 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:17,194 Your girls, while identical, are very different. 172 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,579 I ran some tests, 173 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,582 and while Amy is right on grade level, 174 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,374 Emma presents as mathematically gifted. 175 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,980 She's acting out because she's bored. 176 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,421 Okay. So my daughter's a genius. Have we solved it? 177 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,588 No. Being a parent to a gifted child is a full-time job. 178 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,065 Terrific. 179 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,285 [ Telephone ringing ] 180 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,944 It's him. I'm not here. 181 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,247 I'm just gonna let it go to voicemail. 182 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,253 [ Ringing continues ] 183 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,474 So, I guess I know now 184 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,824 why you don't do drop-off playdates. 185 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:46,043 Yeah. He doesn't really go to the bathroom by himself yet. 186 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,394 Graham, I have to ask -- how did you two meet? 187 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,735 Well, it happened last week. 188 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,435 You were late picking me up again. 189 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,622 We bonded immediately. 190 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:57,528 We had plenty of time, because, again, 191 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,404 you were so late picking me up. 192 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,266 Okay, we got it. Why don't you go play? 193 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,407 So... 194 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:05,801 ...where are you from? 195 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,673 I'm gonna stop you right there. 196 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,405 We don't need to be friends just 'cause our kids are friends. 197 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,407 We don't? 198 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,678 Absolutely not. 199 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,980 I brought a ton of work, 200 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,105 and I've got my own drinks, my own snacks, 201 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,508 everything ready to go, so... 202 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:20,211 In fact, if you need anything, I'd prefer you just text me. 203 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,509 So you're suggesting that we do 204 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:24,645 our own completely separate thing in the same space, 205 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,388 like one of those combo Pizza Hut/Taco Bells? 206 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,654 Wow. I think I love you. 207 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:30,613 Just... Oh, yeah. 208 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,001 Oh, I will. Yeah. 209 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,653 [ Laughs ] 210 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,347 Douglas, as the father of a gifted child, 211 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,135 please allow me to welcome you to the club. 212 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,919 I don't want to be part of this club. 213 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:41,143 Look, before you got involved, I had onekid. 214 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,233 And now, thanks to you, I have two. 215 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,672 Plus, Dr. Rhonda wants me to drive to Sylmar next weekend 216 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:49,370 for something called Fraction Fest. 217 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,319 Hey, Soph, get this -- turns out Emma's a math genius. 218 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,587 They're going to Frac Fest, too! 219 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,069 Emma? She dips her chips in milk. 220 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,370 How did, uh, Amy take it? 221 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,496 It's none of my business, 222 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,457 but I would like to think that they're handling it well. 223 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,640 I guess you're not an air hockey genius, either. 224 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,084 What'd you just say to me? 225 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,380 Girls, I'm on the phone. 226 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,596 Emma said I'm dumb. 227 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,044 You're not dumb, 228 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,520 but God doesn't give with both hands. 229 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,741 Know what I mean? 230 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,040 No. 231 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,345 But I don't like it. 232 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,131 You just worry about being pretty, 233 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,125 'kay, hot stuff? 234 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,306 Uh, hey, c-come on now. 235 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,051 You're supposed to be a team, remember? 236 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,622 You got to figure this out on your own. 237 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,489 The old man's right. 238 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,841 There's only one way out of this. 239 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,411 [ Both screaming ] 240 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,749 Good. Now they're fighting. They never fight. 241 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,758 Tony, get in there. 242 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:32,709 See, Will? 243 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,576 This is what happens when you pop the hood. 244 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,718 Well, I'm sure you want to roll up your sleeves 245 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,680 and get your hands greasy, so I'll leave you to it. 246 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,899 Oh, no. Wrong. You're part of this now. 247 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,288 I have the Dermys tomorrow, 248 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,721 so clear your schedule and then -- 249 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,767 Oh. Oh, God. I got to go. 250 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,863 Y-Yeah. Yeah, Tony's on the ground. 251 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,692 They -- They got Tony.How you like that, old man?! 252 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,600 [ Cellphone beeps ]Cover your face, Tony! 253 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,555 J-Just roll into a ball, like an armadillo. 254 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,784 Angie. Hey. Hey. 255 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,386 Don't run off without giving me those playdate deets. 256 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,786 So, how bad was it? 257 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,569 Is your face sore from all the fake smiling? 258 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,883 Dude, it was actually kind of great. 259 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,790 It turns out Nora's a dad-mom. 260 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:08,875 We barely even talked. 261 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,323 I got so much done. 262 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:12,799 I made a dentist appointment, I paid parking tickets, 263 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,800 I finally got around to that "what color is the dress" thing. 264 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,672 We're hanging out again today. 265 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,542 Oh. Well, what about our Wednesday hang? 266 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,894 Oh, my God. 267 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,814 [ Chuckles ] I knew I was forgetting something. 268 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:22,759 I'm so sorry. Can we reschedule? 269 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,366 Reschedule our standing Wednesday hang? 270 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,677 I got offered tickets to "The Bachelor: Women Tell All" 271 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,424 but didn't go because...it was a Wednesday. 272 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,686 This Nora must be something else. 273 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,898 [ Scoffs ] Well, don't be jealous of Nora. 274 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,338 She's just a refreshing change of pace. 275 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,595 Refreshing? 276 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,737 Well, yeah. I mean, come on, Poppy. 277 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,699 You know that hanging out with you can be...a lot. 278 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,908 Oh. Okay, well, I see how it is. 279 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,128 Tell me how you reallyfeel. 280 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,436 Sometimes we go deep, you know, 281 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,573 and it can be exhausting 282 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,005 talking about my fears and desires and my childhood, 283 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,712 and sometimes I don't want to think about 284 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,189 if my parents loved each other. 285 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,399 I just want to chill. 286 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,447 Oh. 287 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,582 Well, I hope you have fun being chill 288 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,974 and cleaning out your inbox 289 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,146 with that toddler and his rando mom. 290 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,502 And the dress is blue. 291 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,633 [ Doorbell rings ] 292 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,074 ♪♪ 293 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,810 Good news. 294 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,721 The conflict resolution you ordered has arrived. 295 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:11,937 I hope you're right, 296 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,676 because Amy has just put Emma 297 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,157 up for sale on Craigslist. 298 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:18,596 Lucky for you, I attended Dr. Rhonda's three-day seminar 299 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,205 on sibling rivalry, 300 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,815 and you don't go to a convention like that 301 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:22,945 and not take notes. 302 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,167 Am I right? 303 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,825 You went to a sibling rivalry convention? 304 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:26,649 You only got one kid. 305 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,606 Well, we're thinking about getting a dog. 306 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,045 My dad's read, like, every parenting book there is. 307 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,182 Wrote a few, too. 308 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,533 Still unpublished. 309 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,973 We don't...need to advertise that. 310 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,099 [ Chuckles ] 311 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,710 I'm just happy I finally get to use all that info 312 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:39,972 that's been rattling around in my brain. 313 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,764 And then Amy will be all better 314 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,838 once I sprinkle a little Dr. Rhon-dust on them. 315 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,187 O-Okay, listen. I don't have to know how the sausage is made. 316 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,677 Just make them one kid again. Mm-hmm. 317 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,888 Now, I'm on my way to the Dermys, 318 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,197 where I will be roasting my peers 319 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,073 until a string quartet cuts me off. 320 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,725 When I get back, I want this fixed. 321 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,820 We are now in a trustful space. 322 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,909 We listen to each other. We don't talk over each other. 323 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,209 We're communicating without words, 324 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,865 which is what humans used to do before we invented language. 325 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:07,690 Okay? 326 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,777 Now, don't break eye contact, 327 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,435 but think about the closeness 328 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,699 you shared inside the womb. 329 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,921 I should've eaten you when I had the chance! 330 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,881 Iwould've eaten you! 331 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:16,919 Ladies, ladies! 332 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,574 [ Grunts ]Okay, okay. 333 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,228 [ Both screaming, grunting ] 334 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,361 Oh, boy. 335 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,533 Will: And even though 336 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,318 I'm three minutes older than you, 337 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:29,893 I value you as a sister and a peer. 338 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,333 Sophie: Thank you! 339 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,589 And now, allow me to complete the compliment circle. 340 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,074 Aww! Aww! 341 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,683 This is what you guys were making for half an hour? 342 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,805 I hate this. 343 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,896 I hate this more than youdo. 344 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,765 You know, you guys aren't even really giving it a chance. 345 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,037 Shut up. Shut up. 346 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,779 ♪♪ 347 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,650 Putting them in the same shirt? 348 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,736 This feels like a reach. 349 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,260 [ Sighs ] I'm riffing, okay? 350 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,963 But look, at least they're talking to each other. 351 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,701 Get away from me, Average! 352 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:56,832 That's it! 353 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,053 I want a divorce! 354 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,272 You can't make it out there without me. 355 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,491 I'm the brains. 356 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,790 [ Both grunt ] 357 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,266 [ Both stomping ] 358 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,355 What's important is they did that together. 359 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,970 Yeah. 360 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,187 So, according to Angie, hanging out with me 361 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,147 is like being on an elliptical with no headphones. 362 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,546 Ah, the elliptical. 363 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,548 I like to call that one "The Double Slot Machine." 364 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,720 Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching! 365 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,987 Miggy, do you think I'm a lot? 366 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,729 What? No. No way. You're, like -- 367 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,160 Ooh, wait. In what context? 368 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,896 Because in terms of talking with you and being with you, 369 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,168 you're kind of a lot. 370 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,730 You are wayoff. I am chill as hell. 371 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,517 I have a membership to a botanical garden. 372 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,611 Oh, that ischill. 373 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,739 Exactly. 374 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,911 In fact, I'm gonna stop by Angie's playdate 375 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,088 to show her just how chill I can be. 376 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,404 Rory, you stay here. 377 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,089 What? Why should I have to miss the drama 378 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,527 andbe stuck here with Miggy? 379 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,883 Dude, you can come with me to the park, 380 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:46,972 and we can cruise for friends for Jack. 381 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,530 There's a father and son out there 382 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,357 about to get wiped, and they don't even know! 383 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,885 That's gonna end in disaster. 384 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,578 So you know I'm in. 385 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,105 [ Exhales sharply ] 386 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,319 You okay, Dad? 387 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,017 Yeah. I just feel depleted. 388 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,846 Did you take your B12? 389 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,634 Of course. 390 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,328 You know, I know it might feel like we're not helping, 391 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,546 but I think we are. 392 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,895 I don't hear any fighting. 393 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:08,994 Amy: You guys are still here? 394 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,902 We're done. 395 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:11,907 Emma left. 396 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,378 [ Sighs ] Man, it was ugly. 397 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,468 But in the end, I got the shed. 398 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,687 What did sheget? 399 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,996 Wait, where did Emma go? 400 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:22,051 [ Horn honking ] 401 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,049 [ Horn honks, tires squeal ] 402 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,051 Man: Whoa! Watch out! 403 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,622 On your left! 404 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,228 [ Scooter engine whirs ] 405 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,569 Representative. 406 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,228 Rep-- Representative. 407 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,012 Hey, Nora? Did you unplug my coffee maker? 408 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,447 Yeah, my laptop was at 15%, 409 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,373 and you're kinda hogging all the outlets. 410 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,848 Representative. 411 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,018 Are those myslippers? 412 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:43,153 Oh, yeah. My feet were really cold, so... 413 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,287 And who's that guy? 414 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,328 Oh. That's Lenny, my accountant. 415 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,029 Oh, hi. Yes. 416 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,942 I would like to redeem my miles. 417 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,947 [ Doorbell rings ]I'll get it. 418 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599 I'm sure it's for you. 419 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,173 Hello, Angela. What's good? I don't even care. 420 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,601 Thank God you're here. 421 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,258 This playdate just took a really weird turn, 422 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,092 and I need to talk about it. 423 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,390 Oh, sorry. I'm not here to get into anything. 424 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,046 I just came over to quietly pay some bills at your table. 425 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,091 Okay, w-what is this? 426 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,086 You're not still mad at me, are you? 427 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,308 No. No. 428 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,096 I'm just having a dream Wednesday, 429 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,751 living my best life. 430 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,965 Okay, you're speaking like an Instagram caption, 431 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,284 which is usually a pretty clear sign that you're mad. 432 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,281 Can we talk about this? 433 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,062 Sorry. Not really into talking. 434 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,277 How can everyone afford noise-canceling headphones? 435 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,288 [ Indistinct conversations ] 436 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,550 "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 437 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,902 and thank you for this award. 438 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,771 It took a lot of hard work. 439 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,123 And now I would like to take this moment 440 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,083 to recognize the people who did nothelp me, 441 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,431 alphabetically. 442 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,430 Amy Adams, Paul Anka" -- 443 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,042 There's a child scootering up the middle aisle! 444 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,953 She plowed right through the gift-bag table! 445 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,088 There's moisturizer everywhere! 446 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,129 Oh, no. That sounds like one of my mine. 447 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,915 Ooh! Man. 448 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,479 Pico was jammed. 449 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,436 Emma, I'm about to go on stage. 450 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,917 How did you even get here? My hog. 451 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,097 But I told you to only scooter within a five-mile radius, 452 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,013 and you drove to Beverly Hills? 453 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,667 Who cares? 454 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,151 Amy hates me. 455 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,541 A-All right, look. Talk to me. 456 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,983 Tony, this is a good chance 457 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,890 for you to hit my shoulders with the roller. 458 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,935 Amy said she wants a divorce. 459 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,500 Look, she's just being dramatic. 460 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,457 All right, this is what I'm gonna do. We're gonna go home. 461 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,805 We're gonna work all of this out after my speech. 462 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,026 And the cocktail hour. 463 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,554 And the after party. 464 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,987 I promised Tony I'd be his wingman. 465 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,524 Dad, she's never been this mad at me before. 466 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,729 I'm scared. 467 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,257 You know, I don't think she's mad at you. 468 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,741 I think that she's probably just...jealous. 469 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,352 You're right. This is all my fault. 470 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,133 I wish I wasn't smart. 471 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,307 ♪♪ 472 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,312 Come here. 473 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,924 I want you to hear me. 474 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,785 This is not your fault. 475 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,316 Okay? 476 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,709 ♪♪ 477 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,284 Tony, I need you to step in for me here. 478 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,191 I want these word-for-word, 479 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,186 and keep your politics out of it. 480 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,498 Come on, Emma. 481 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:56,503 ♪♪ 482 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,587 [ Footsteps approach ] 483 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,025 Emma is writing you a formal apology 484 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,123 on the family letterhead 485 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,211 for taking her scooter to Beverly Hills 486 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,990 without telling you. 487 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,394 However inappropriate, she did make amazing time. 488 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,779 100 Dr. Rhonda seminars would not have prepared me 489 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,172 for the things I've seen today. 490 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,175 I came in here thinking I was a parenting expert, 491 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,348 and your children have humbled me. 492 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,873 I let you down, bud. I failed you. I'm sorry. 493 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,788 Ah, stop beating yourself up. 494 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,662 I gave you an impossible task. 495 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,314 I wanted them to be one kid 496 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,968 so I wouldn't feel like I was outnumbered. 497 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,753 But they've always been two kids. 498 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,888 I'm the parent of two kids. 499 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,191 You doknow where Amy is, right? 500 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,017 She moved herself out to the shed. 501 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,885 Asked us to forward her mail. 502 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,162 Well... 503 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,460 I've been running from this for a very long time. 504 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,207 But I always knew this day would come. 505 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,599 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 506 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,824 ♪♪ 507 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,694 Will: You got this, big guy. 508 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,036 It's gonna go great. 509 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,775 ♪♪ 510 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,567 Oh, great. What is your Wi-Fi password, Angela? 511 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,402 Poppy, come on, all right? 512 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,700 You need to help me. 513 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,046 T-This woman, I-I don't think she's ever gonna leave. 514 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,056 She put up a corkboard, and I just overheard her 515 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,708 ordering waytoo much Indian food. 516 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,012 Sounds really bad, 517 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,448 but I'm not here to get personally involved. 518 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,194 I'm just trying to give you that chill dad-mom energy 519 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,145 that you want from a friend. 520 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,763 I don't want to be a lot. 521 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:24,589 Look, Poppy, I'm sorry that I offended you. 522 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,415 But you know that you being a lot 523 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,513 is one of the best things about you. 524 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,642 The day that we met in the park and you gave me the wipes, 525 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,296 it changed my life. 526 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,040 I love that we go deep, 527 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,731 and I love that you know me so well. 528 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,478 And I know youso well. 529 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,869 I know you so well, 530 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,961 I know you're not listening to music in those headphones. 531 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,092 [ Vocalizes ] 532 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,703 Okay. Fine. 533 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,053 I'm not. 534 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,923 They're not even plugged in to anything.I know! 535 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,494 I know I'm overreacting. I get jealous sometimes. 536 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,752 Truth is, I love being your only mom friend. 537 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,836 And you have nothing to worry about. 538 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,275 You know, I really don't like...people. 539 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,112 I know. 540 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,239 Now, will you please help me 541 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,721 get this woman out of here? 542 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,720 Mm. She's gone through all the generic hummus, 543 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,332 and now she's about to hit the good stuff in the back of the fridge. 544 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,294 Got you covered. 545 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,291 I'm going in, Okay. 546 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,072 and I'm gonna go... 547 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,287 [ Neck cracks ]deep. 548 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,285 Yeah, I just need to speak to whoever's above you. 549 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,337 I don't care if it's the president of the airline, 550 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,343 so, okay? 551 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,214 Okay, can we talk about what's going on here? 552 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,775 What's going on is that I've been on hold for an hour, 553 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,742 so I can't hang up the phone. 554 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,520 I see everything you're going through right now. 555 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,255 You need to redeem these miles 556 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,086 because the walls are closing in on you at home with the 4-year-old 557 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,745 and you'll go anywhere. 558 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,658 In fact, you'll even set up shop at a stranger's house 559 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,584 because it doesn't matter where you go, 560 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,139 as long as you get that escape. 561 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,876 [ Exhales sharply ] 562 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,797 Ricky said he would help with childcare, 563 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,323 but where is he, you know? 564 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,316 He's just out 565 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,587 seeing improv shows every single night of the week. 566 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,150 Come on now, Ricky! 567 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,457 You just gonna make this woman a prisoner in her own home 568 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113 for some improv?! 569 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,157 [ Sobs ] 570 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,732 [ Sniffles ] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 571 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,339 I don't really get to talk about this stuff normally, so... 572 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,690 I'm here at the Winebrary, in case you ever need me. 573 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,600 But right now, you have to get up out this woman's house, 574 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,126 take yourself home, and hear about some improv. 575 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,131 Alex, time to go, buddy. 576 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,353 Sorry for taking over. 577 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,392 You set up a wonderful workspace. 578 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,218 Oh. 579 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,176 Thank you? 580 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,623 [ Door creaks ] 581 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,060 [ Crows cawing ] 582 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,361 Look what the cat dragged in. 583 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,837 Wow. 584 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,108 This place has running water, huh? 585 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,500 AndA.C.? 586 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,975 Relax. It's all permitted. 587 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,514 Listen, I know it doesn't always seem like 588 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,289 I want to talk about what's going on with you, 589 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,294 but, uh, right now, I'm gonna do it anyway. 590 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:45,167 Your sister is really upset. 591 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,561 She'supset? What about me? 592 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,264 I knew we would have to do different things sometimes. 593 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,653 I just didn't think Emma would be special 594 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:53,736 and Iwouldn't. 595 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,404 Oh, I know how you feel. 596 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,218 My sisters Donna and Lenore, may they rest in peace, 597 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,007 were synchronized-skating stars. 598 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,321 Everyone in the family fawned over them, 599 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,188 and no one cared about my drawings. 600 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,320 Bowl of fruit after bowl of fruit ignored. 601 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,324 You used to draw? 602 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,185 Oh, all the time. 603 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,406 Most dermatologists are failed architects. 604 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,276 Nobody knows that, but it's true. 605 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,108 I drew all thiscrap. 606 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,421 You dr-- 607 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,382 Amy, these -- these are exceptional! 608 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,552 Schools don't test for this. 609 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,598 D-Do you realize that every project 610 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,253 that you and your sister ever made 611 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,467 started with yourimagination? 612 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,947 That's right. 613 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,612 Hey, there it is -- the air hockey table. 614 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,442 Last thing we made together before the split. 615 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:42,311 When we're building things, it's like nothing else matters. 616 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,395 But she's a genius now, 617 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:48,364 and I'm just a ding dong with the same face. 618 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,454 No. No, you're not. 619 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,492 Listen to me. 620 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,838 You and your sister are special 621 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,718 in two totally different ways, 622 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,019 and you make a great team together. 623 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,716 And I'm gonna remind you of that. 624 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:05,164 ♪♪ 625 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,254 Hey! You got to sign that out! 626 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,604 So? How'd it go? 627 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,643 Great. 628 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,948 Dad! What are you doing?! 629 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,295 [ Clatter ]What? I can't hear you! 630 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,255 Oh, no! What are we gonna do? 631 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,314 I guess I'll just have to call the handyman. 632 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,143 He's all thumbs and butt crack. 633 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,439 Oh, then, what are we gonna do? 634 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,526 You get the clamps. 635 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,445 You get the nuts. 636 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,099 ♪♪ 637 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,933 And the Dermy for Father of the Year 638 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,411 goes to Douglas Fogerty. 639 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,541 Shut up, Will. Sit down. 640 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,244 You're about to see two geniuses at work. 641 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,902 I just don't get it. Emma's a math genius? 642 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,849 Last week, I caught you licking a brick. 643 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,457 Don't knock it till you try it. 644 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,638 Professor Sidney Raines. 645 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,644 Lionel Richie. 646 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,425 Rustic Canyon Golf Course -- 647 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,429 your greens just play too fast. 648 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,731 What is this list, again? 649 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,127 His enemies. 650 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,429 It's all over the map. 651 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,425 What did the Budweiser horses ever do to him? 652 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087 I knew you'd be back. 653 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,091 Right on time for spring sweater season. 654 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,573 Ooh! What's trending? 655 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,313 One word -- alpaca. 656 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,785 Kids, this is supposed to be about meright now, all right? 657 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,534 It's not too late to add some names to the list. 658 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,536 All right, everybody. Let's listen up. Here come the S's. 659 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,318 Sam's Club. 660 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,583 Santa Monica Boulevard, 661 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,315 but only between 9:00 A.M. and 11:00 A.M. 662 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,107 Siegfried and notRoy. 663 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,501 Roy, you are a peach.