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- All right, now, get in the car.
- Can we check your oil?
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I get pulled into the
principal's office,
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and now you want a reward?
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The car will be going to the dealer
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to get the oil changed.
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But that's how they get you!
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And their coffee stinks.
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Oh, ho, Douglas. Looking sharp.
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What are you doing here so early?
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Apparently the girls were doing
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some unsanctioned renovation on the gym.
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Again.
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So I got pulled out of a work function.
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I understand.
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Well, if they supplied their own lumber,
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you should probably be thanking me.
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Right now?
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Fine.
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Did I miss the shrimp guy?
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I don't care who I'm talking to.
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The shrimp guy comes
around, you tell me.
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- A shrimp guy?
- Yep.
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What kind of party was this?
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The National Dermatology Awards.
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Tomorrow night, I'm getting a Dermy.
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Wow! Congratulations!
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You know what? I'm more
excited about the speech.
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But I can't even work on it
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because I'm dealing
with this kid nonsense.
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And now the principal
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wants me to sit down with
the school psychologist.
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Dr. Rhonda. Oh, I love her.
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Best kitten posters in the biz.
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Yeah, I'm not doing it.
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It goes against everything I believe in.
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My parenting philosophy is simple.
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If the car is running,
never pop the hood.
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Uh, you got to pop the hood
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once in a while.
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And nobody does it
better than Dr. Rhonda.
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I value our weekly one-on-one
sessions more than anything.
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- You see her every week?
- Oh, sure.
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Afraid that's the limit.
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Look, I know you're skeptical,
but if you see Dr. Rhonda,
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I promise she will
make your life easier.
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Douglas, are your girls
working on my car?
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No! I said no oil change!
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You just said your car.
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Next time, be more specific.
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I'm mad at them, but I'm
very excited for you.
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You're gonna be very
happy with their work.
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Hm.
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So I said, "You're gonna
have to give me a reason
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to order more of this Riesling."
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- Oh!
- Oh! I get it.
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And then I woke up, so...
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Girl, you got to say up front
if the story is a dream.
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Seriously.
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I would walk away right
now if I weren't stuck
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waiting for Graham and
his new friend, Alex.
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He's been talking about him non-stop.
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Sounds like this Alex is a
pretty big "get" for Graham.
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Alex?
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Eye roll.
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Damn, dude. You sound jealous.
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I'm not. Trust me.
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Graham will be done with Alex
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just in time for my
spring sweater unveiling.
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Oh, well, I really hope so,
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because Alex's mom, Nora,
doesn't do drop-off playdates,
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so that means I'm forced to hang out
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with a total stranger for hours.
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- "Mom Playdates" are torture.
- Ugh.
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Hearing their parenting philosophies,
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you telling them your life story,
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all the fake laughing.
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"Okay. Okay." It's not okay.
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It is all of the worst
parts of a first date
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- with none of the alcohol.
- Yes.
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God, I am so lucky that
I met you when I did.
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Cheerios, Angie. Next time, Cheerios.
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Cheerios don't melt.
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Crap.
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Got you covered.
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- Keep it.
- The whole pack?
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Yeah.
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That's, like, the nicest thing
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that anyone's ever done for me.
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Well, you look like you're having a day.
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You want to talk about it?
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This is Graham.
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This is Rory.
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Graham and I got more
than wipes that day.
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We got best friends.
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And a three-hour therapy session
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on my romantic blind spots.
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- I remember that.
- Man. I never go to the park.
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Too much grass.
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Should I be getting out there
and finding Jack a best friend?
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No, no, no. Dad playdates
don't work like that.
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Men are not looking for a connection.
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Two dads will just sit there in silence,
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on their phones, the entire time.
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Maybe they'll start things off
with some mild sports talk.
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Yeah, like, uh, "Yo, you
see that game? Crazy."
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- "Crazy game."
- It was crazy.
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Hey, Mom. This is Alex and his mom.
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Hi.
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Nora.
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Looking forward to the playdate later.
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That kid is tiny as hell.
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How old is he?
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I'm this many.
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Whoa. Yo, that's four fingers.
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Graham's friend is 4.
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Mm-hmm. A real big get.
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Dr. Rhonda.
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I was referred to you by Will Cooper.
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Now, let's never speak of him again.
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He's not here, is he?
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- What?
- He's very nice.
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It's just, as a parent,
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he can be... very present.
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- You think?
- So, Dr. Fogerty,
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before I share my findings,
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I'd like to hear from you
about your daughters.
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Okay, well, they're,
uh, short and blond.
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Uh, one of them has a
thing under her eye.
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Not what they look like.
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Tell me about them as individuals.
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Hard to say, you know?
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They always do everything together.
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They're, uh, always on the same page.
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They never fight. Not to brag,
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but I've successfully fused
them into one child...
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a child who spends all of her time
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in the shed out back.
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And... what goes on in this shed?
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It... It's their private space,
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and I've always made it a
point not to go back there.
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It's none of my business.
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If I had to guess, I would say, mm...
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I don't know... auto-body
projects, cabinetry,
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maybe a mechanical bull.
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Uh, peanut shells all over the floor.
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You know?
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These are all just guesses
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that are based on the, uh, sounds
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I... I hear coming from the shed.
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You know, kids, right?
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While I'm tempted to dig into that,
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uh, I do want to share my findings.
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You see, Dr. Fogerty, in my business,
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nothing is as exciting as testing twins.
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- Really?
- I'm not gonna lie,
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I'm flying right now.
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Your girls, while identical,
are very different.
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I ran some tests,
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and while Amy is right on grade level,
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Emma presents as mathematically gifted.
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She's acting out because she's bored.
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Okay. So my daughter's a
genius. Have we solved it?
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No. Being a parent to a gifted
child is a full-time job.
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Terrific.
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- It's him.
- I'm not here.
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I'm just gonna let it go to voicemail.
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So, I guess I know now
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why you don't do drop-off playdates.
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Yeah. He doesn't really go to
the bathroom by himself yet.
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Graham, I have to ask...
how did you two meet?
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Well, it happened last week.
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You were late picking me up again.
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We bonded immediately.
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We had plenty of time, because, again,
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you were so late picking me up.
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Okay, we got it. Why don't you go play?
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So...
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... where are you from?
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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We don't need to be friends just
'cause our kids are friends.
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- We don't?
- Absolutely not.
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I brought a ton of work,
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and I've got my own
drinks, my own snacks,
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everything ready to go, so...
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In fact, if you need anything,
I'd prefer you just text me.
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So you're suggesting that we do
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our own completely separate
thing in the same space,
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like one of those combo
Pizza Hut/Taco Bells?
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Wow. I think I love you.
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- Just...
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, I will.
- Yeah.
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Douglas, as the father
of a gifted child,
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please allow me to
welcome you to the club.
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I don't want to be part of this club.
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Look, before you got
involved, I had one kid.
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And now, thanks to you, I have two.
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Plus, Dr. Rhonda wants me to
drive to Sylmar next weekend
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for something called Fraction Fest.
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Hey, Soph, get this... turns
out Emma's a math genius.
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They're going to Frac Fest, too!
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Emma? She dips her chips in milk.
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How did, uh, Amy take it?
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It's none of my business,
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but I would like to think that
they're handling it well.
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I guess you're not an air
hockey genius, either.
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What'd you just say to me?
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Girls, I'm on the phone.
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Emma said I'm dumb.
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You're not dumb,
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but God doesn't give with both hands.
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Know what I mean?
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No.
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But I don't like it.
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You just worry about being pretty,
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'kay, hot stuff?
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Uh, hey, c-come on now.
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You're supposed to be a team, remember?
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You got to figure this out on your own.
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The old man's right.
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There's only one way out of this.
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Good. Now they're fighting.
They never fight.
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Tony, get in there. See, Will?
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This is what happens
when you pop the hood.
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Well, I'm sure you want
to roll up your sleeves
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and get your hands greasy,
so I'll leave you to it.
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Oh, no. Wrong. You're part of this now.
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I have the Dermys tomorrow,
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so clear your schedule and then...
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Oh. Oh, God. I got to go.
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Y-Yeah. Yeah, Tony's on the ground.
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They... They got Tony.
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How you like that, old man?!
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Cover your face, Tony!
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J-Just roll into a ball,
like an armadillo.
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- Angie. Hey.
- Hey.
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Don't run off without giving
me those playdate deets.
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So, how bad was it?
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Is your face sore from
all the fake smiling?
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Dude, it was actually kind of great.
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It turns out Nora's a dad-mom.
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We barely even talked.
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I got so much done.
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I made a dentist appointment,
I paid parking tickets,
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I finally got around to that
"what color is the dress" thing.
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We're hanging out again today.
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Oh. Well, what about our Wednesday hang?
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Oh, my God.
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I knew I was forgetting something.
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I'm so sorry. Can we reschedule?
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Reschedule our standing Wednesday hang?
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I got offered tickets to "The
Bachelor: Women Tell All"
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but didn't go because...
it was a Wednesday.
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This Nora must be something else.
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Well, don't be jealous of Nora.
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She's just a refreshing change of pace.
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Refreshing?
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Well, yeah. I mean, come on, Poppy.
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You know that hanging out
with you can be... a lot.
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Oh. Okay, well, I see how it is.
261
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Tell me how you really feel.
262
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Sometimes we go deep, you know,
263
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and it can be exhausting
264
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talking about my fears and
desires and my childhood,
265
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and sometimes I don't
want to think about
266
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if my parents loved each other.
267
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I just want to chill.
268
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Oh. Well, I hope you
have fun being chill
269
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and cleaning out your inbox
270
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with that toddler and his rando mom.
271
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And the dress is blue.
272
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Good news.
273
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The conflict resolution
you ordered has arrived.
274
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I hope you're right,
275
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because Amy has just put Emma
276
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up for sale on Craigslist.
277
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Lucky for you, I attended Dr.
Rhonda's three-day seminar
278
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on sibling rivalry,
279
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,230
and you don't go to a
convention like that
280
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and not take notes. Am I right?
281
00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,880
You went to a sibling
rivalry convention?
282
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You only got one kid.
283
00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,630
Well, we're thinking
about getting a dog.
284
00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,180
My dad's read, like, every
parenting book there is.
285
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Wrote a few, too.
286
00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,220
- Still unpublished.
- We don't...
287
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need to advertise that.
288
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,180
I'm just happy I finally
get to use all that info
289
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,880
that's been rattling around in my brain.
290
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:30,610
And then Amy will be all better
291
00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,660
once I sprinkle a little
Dr. Rhon-dust on them.
292
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,870
O-Okay, listen. I don't have to
know how the sausage is made.
293
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,920
- Just make them one kid again.
- Mm-hmm.
294
00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,500
Now, I'm on my way to the Dermys,
295
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,760
where I will be roasting my peers
296
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until a string quartet cuts me off.
297
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When I get back, I want this fixed.
298
00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:47,290
We are now in a trustful space.
299
00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,620
We listen to each other.
300
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,050
We don't talk over each other.
301
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,260
We're communicating without words,
302
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,020
which is what humans used to do
before we invented language.
303
00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,260
Okay? Now, don't break eye contact,
304
00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,440
but think about the closeness
305
00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,610
you shared inside the womb.
306
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,980
I should've eaten you
when I had the chance!
307
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,680
I would've eaten you!
308
00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:04,880
Ladies, ladies!
309
00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:06,360
Okay, okay.
310
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,130
Oh, boy.
311
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,230
And even though
312
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I'm three minutes older than you,
313
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I value you as a sister and a peer.
314
00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:18,880
Thank you!
315
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:22,000
And now, allow me to complete
the compliment circle.
316
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,560
- Aww!
- Aww!
317
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,200
This is what you guys were
making for half an hour?
318
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,270
I hate this.
319
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,050
I hate this more than you do.
320
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:30,910
You know, you guys aren't even
really giving it a chance.
321
00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,320
- Shut up.
- Shut up.
322
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,640
Putting them in the same shirt?
323
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:37,950
This feels like a reach.
324
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,200
I'm riffing, okay?
325
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,830
But look, at least they're
talking to each other.
326
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,600
Get away from me, Average!
327
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,670
That's it!
328
00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,070
I want a divorce!
329
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,199
You can't make it out there without me.
330
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,340
I'm the brains.
331
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,030
What's important is
they did that together.
332
00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:56,710
Yeah.
333
00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:59,479
So, according to Angie,
hanging out with me
334
00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,740
is like being on an elliptical
with no headphones.
335
00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:02,819
Ah, the elliptical.
336
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,860
I like to call that one
"The Double Slot Machine."
337
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,040
Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching,
cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!
338
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,210
Miggy, do you think I'm a lot?
339
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,180
What? No. No way. You're, like...
340
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,099
Ooh, wait. In what context?
341
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,560
Because in terms of talking
with you and being with you,
342
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:17,220
- you're kind of a lot.
- You are way off. I am chill as hell.
343
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,620
I have a membership to
a botanical garden.
344
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,440
- Oh, that is chill.
- Exactly.
345
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,019
In fact, I'm gonna stop
by Angie's playdate
346
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,090
to show her just how chill I can be.
347
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,340
Rory, you stay here.
348
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,030
What? Why should I
have to miss the drama
349
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,350
and be stuck here with Miggy?
350
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,570
Dude, you can come with me to the park,
351
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,850
and we can cruise for friends for Jack.
352
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,200
There's a father and son out there
353
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,070
about to get wiped, and
they don't even know!
354
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,670
That's gonna end in disaster.
355
00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,160
So you know I'm in.
356
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:41,930
You okay, Dad?
357
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,610
Yeah. I just feel depleted.
358
00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:46,230
Did you take your B12?
359
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,970
Of course.
360
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,650
You know, I know it might
feel like we're not helping,
361
00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:51,820
but I think we are.
362
00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:53,090
I don't hear any fighting.
363
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,370
You guys are still here?
364
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:55,740
We're done.
365
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,990
Emma left.
366
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,560
Man, it was ugly.
367
00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:00,590
But in the end, I got the shed.
368
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:01,750
What did she get?
369
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,260
Wait, where did Emma go?
370
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,799
Whoa! Watch out!
371
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,520
On your left!
372
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,410
Representative.
373
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,130
Rep... Representative.
374
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,640
Hey, Nora? Did you
unplug my coffee maker?
375
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,290
Yeah, my laptop was at 15%,
376
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,120
and you're kinda hogging
all the outlets.
377
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:23,500
Representative.
378
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,850
Are those my slippers?
379
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:27,599
Oh, yeah. My feet were
really cold, so...
380
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,960
And who's that guy?
381
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,890
Oh. That's Lenny, my accountant.
382
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,630
Oh, hi. Yes.
383
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,100
I would like to redeem my miles.
384
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,280
I'll get it.
385
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,970
I'm sure it's for you.
386
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,600
Hello, Angela. What's
good? I don't even care.
387
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:44,220
Thank God you're here.
388
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,379
This playdate just took
a really weird turn,
389
00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,419
and I need to talk about it.
390
00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,610
Oh, sorry. I'm not here
to get into anything.
391
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:52,310
I just came over to quietly
pay some bills at your table.
392
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:53,360
Okay, w-what is this?
393
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,080
You're not still mad at me, are you?
394
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,360
No. No.
395
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,370
I'm just having a dream Wednesday,
396
00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,870
living my best life.
397
00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:02,260
Okay, you're speaking like
an Instagram caption,
398
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,420
which is usually a pretty
clear sign that you're mad.
399
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,510
Can we talk about this?
400
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:08,100
Sorry. Not really into talking.
401
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:11,520
How can everyone afford
noise-canceling headphones?
402
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:14,719
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
403
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,220
and thank you for this award.
404
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,890
It took a lot of hard work.
405
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,019
And now I would like to take this moment
406
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,360
to recognize the people
who did not help me,
407
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,580
alphabetically.
408
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:25,610
Amy Adams, Paul Anka"...
409
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,330
There's a child scootering
up the middle aisle!
410
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,959
She plowed right through
the gift-bag table!
411
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,400
There's moisturizer everywhere!
412
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,420
Oh, no. That sounds like one of my mine.
413
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,040
Ooh! Man.
414
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,700
Pico was jammed.
415
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,760
Emma, I'm about to go on stage.
416
00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,580
- How did you even get here?
- My hog.
417
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,500
But I told you to only scooter
within a five-mile radius,
418
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:44,650
and you drove to Beverly Hills?
419
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,099
Who cares? Amy hates me.
420
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,870
A-All right, look. Talk to me.
421
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:49,989
Tony, this is a good chance
422
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,050
for you to hit my shoulders
with the roller.
423
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,760
Amy said she wants a divorce.
424
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,390
Look, she's just being dramatic.
425
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,470
All right, this is what I'm gonna
do. We're gonna go home.
426
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,680
We're gonna work all of
this out after my speech.
427
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,850
And the cocktail hour.
428
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:02,280
And the after party.
429
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,850
I promised Tony I'd be his wingman.
430
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:07,070
Dad, she's never been
this mad at me before.
431
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,270
I'm scared.
432
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,820
You know, I don't think
she's mad at you.
433
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,600
I think that she's
probably just... jealous.
434
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,760
You're right. This is all my fault.
435
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,700
I wish I wasn't smart.
436
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,620
Come here.
437
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,080
I want you to hear me.
438
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,940
This is not your fault.
439
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,540
Okay?
440
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,939
Tony, I need you to step in for me here.
441
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,240
I want these word-for-word,
442
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,980
and keep your politics out of it.
443
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,400
Come on, Emma.
444
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,650
Emma is writing you a formal apology
445
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:42,920
on the family letterhead
446
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,870
for taking her scooter to Beverly Hills
447
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,410
without telling you.
448
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,660
However inappropriate, she
did make amazing time.
449
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,219
100 Dr. Rhonda seminars
would not have prepared me
450
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,660
for the things I've seen today.
451
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,250
I came in here thinking I
was a parenting expert,
452
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:57,720
and your children have humbled me.
453
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,960
I let you down, bud.
I failed you. I'm sorry.
454
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:01,820
Ah, stop beating yourself up.
455
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:03,710
I gave you an impossible task.
456
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,410
I wanted them to be one kid
457
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,110
so I wouldn't feel like
I was outnumbered.
458
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,620
But they've always been two kids.
459
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,650
I'm the parent of two kids.
460
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:14,820
You do know where Amy is, right?
461
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,640
She moved herself out to the shed.
462
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,440
Asked us to forward her mail.
463
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,860
Well...
464
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,030
I've been running from
this for a very long time.
465
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,500
But I always knew this day would come.
466
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,500
You got this, big guy.
467
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,340
It's gonna go great.
468
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,650
Oh, great. What is your
Wi-Fi password, Angela?
469
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,420
Poppy, come on, all right?
470
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,480
You need to help me.
471
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,050
T-This woman, I-I don't think
she's ever gonna leave.
472
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,940
She put up corkboard, and
I just overheard her
473
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,320
ordering way too much Indian food.
474
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,360
Sounds really bad,
475
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,190
but I'm not here to get
personally involved.
476
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:55,480
I'm just trying to give you
that chill dad-mom energy
477
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,830
that you want from a friend.
478
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,380
I don't want to be a lot.
479
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:04,020
Look, Poppy, I'm sorry
that I offended you.
480
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,870
But you know that you being a lot
481
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,920
is one of the best things about you.
482
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,560
The day that we met in the park
and you gave me the wipes,
483
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,660
it changed my life.
484
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,160
I love that we go deep,
485
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,950
and I love that you know me so well.
486
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,670
And I know you so well.
487
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,739
I know you so well,
488
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,540
I know you're not listening
to music in those headphones.
489
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,690
Okay. Fine.
490
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:25,940
I'm not.
491
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,199
They're not even plugged in to anything.
492
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,259
- I know!
- I know I'm overreacting.
493
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,940
I get jealous sometimes.
494
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,500
Truth is, I love being
your only mom friend.
495
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,520
And you have nothing to worry about.
496
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,790
You know, I really don't like... people.
497
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:38,830
I know.
498
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,209
Now, will you please help me
499
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,699
- get this woman out of here?
- Mm.
500
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,540
She's gone through all
the generic hummus,
501
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,590
and now she's about to hit the good
stuff in the back of the fridge.
502
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,750
- Got you covered. I'm going in...
- Okay.
503
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,670
... and I'm gonna go... deep.
504
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,600
Yeah, I just need to speak
to whoever's above you.
505
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,359
I don't care if it's the
president of the airline,
506
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,369
so, okay?
507
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:57,080
Okay, can we talk about
what's going on here?
508
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,840
What's going on is that I've
been on hold for an hour,
509
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,740
so I can't hang up the phone.
510
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,550
I see everything you're
going through right now.
511
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,119
You need to redeem these miles
512
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,820
because the walls are closing in
on you at home with the 4-year-old
513
00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,520
and you'll go anywhere.
514
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:11,420
In fact, you'll even set up
shop at a stranger's house
515
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,879
because it doesn't matter where you go,
516
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,720
as long as you get that escape.
517
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:19,400
Ricky said he would help with childcare,
518
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,920
but where is he, you know? He's just out
519
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,100
seeing improv shows every
single night of the week.
520
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,500
Come on now, Ricky!
521
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,499
You just gonna make this woman
a prisoner in her own home
522
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,620
for some improv?!
523
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,020
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
524
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,580
I don't really get to talk about
this stuff normally, so...
525
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,560
I'm here at the Winebrary,
in case you ever need me.
526
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,680
But right now, you have to get
up out this woman's house,
527
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,020
take yourself home, and
hear about some improv.
528
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,220
Alex, time to go, buddy.
529
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,140
Sorry for taking over.
530
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,320
You set up a wonderful workspace.
531
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,930
Oh.
532
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,130
Thank you?
533
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,050
Look what the cat dragged in.
534
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,390
Wow.
535
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,670
This place has running water, huh?
536
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:07,980
And A.C.?
537
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,840
Relax. It's all permitted.
538
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,930
Listen, I know it doesn't
always seem like
539
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,650
I want to talk about
what's going on with you,
540
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:17,600
but, uh, right now, I'm
gonna do it anyway.
541
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,519
Your sister is really upset.
542
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,560
She's upset? What about me?
543
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,420
I knew we would have to do
different things sometimes.
544
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,660
I just didn't think
Emma would be special
545
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,730
and I wouldn't.
546
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,170
Oh, I know how you feel.
547
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,900
My sisters Donna and Lenore,
may they rest in peace,
548
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,770
were synchronized-skating stars.
549
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,070
Everyone in the family fawned over them,
550
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,740
and no one cared about my drawings.
551
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,480
Bowl of fruit after
bowl of fruit ignored.
552
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,750
You used to draw?
553
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:45,880
Oh, all the time.
554
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,720
Most dermatologists are
failed architects.
555
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,590
Nobody knows that, but it's true.
556
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,390
I drew all this crap.
557
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,780
You dr...
558
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,790
Amy, these... these are exceptional!
559
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,860
Schools don't test for this.
560
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,560
D-Do you realize that every project
561
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,300
that you and your sister ever made
562
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,700
started with your imagination?
563
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,000
That's right.
564
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,710
Hey, there it is...
the air hockey table.
565
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,240
Last thing we made
together before the split.
566
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,080
When we're building things,
567
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,110
it's like nothing else matters.
568
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,380
But she's a genius now,
569
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,579
and I'm just a ding dong
with the same face.
570
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,340
No. No, you're not.
571
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,090
Listen to me.
572
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,560
You and your sister are special
573
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,490
in two totally different ways,
574
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,660
and you make a great team together.
575
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,400
And I'm gonna remind you of that.
576
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,770
Hey! You got to sign that out!
577
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:45,330
- So? How'd it go?
- Great.
578
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,560
Dad! What are you doing?!
579
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,620
What? I can't hear you!
580
00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:53,030
Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
581
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:55,780
I guess I'll just have
to call the handyman.
582
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,659
He's all thumbs and butt crack.
583
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,090
Oh, then, what are we gonna do?
584
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,040
You get the clamps.
585
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,210
You get the nuts.
586
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,580
And the Dermy for Father of the Year
587
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,130
goes to Douglas Fogerty.
588
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,050
Shut up, Will. Sit down.
589
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:15,580
You're about to see
two geniuses at work.
590
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,600
I just don't get it.
591
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,120
Emma's a math genius?
592
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,020
Last week, I caught you licking a brick.
593
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,540
Don't knock it till you try it.
594
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,900
Professor Sidney Raines.
595
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,740
Lionel Richie. Rustic
Canyon Golf Course...
596
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,740
your greens just play too fast.
597
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:30,980
What is this list, again?
598
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,020
His enemies.
599
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,160
It's all over the map.
600
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,340
What did the Budweiser
horses ever do to him?
601
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,840
I knew you'd be back.
602
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,200
Right on time for spring sweater season.
603
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,820
Ooh! What's trending?
604
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,820
One word... alpaca.
605
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,600
Kids, this is supposed to be
about me right now, all right?
606
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,790
It's not too late to add
some names to the list.
607
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,800
All right, everybody. Let's
listen up. Here come the S's.
608
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,380
Sam's Club.
609
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:52,860
Santa Monica Boulevard,
610
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,400
but only between 9:00
A.M. and 11:00 A.M.
611
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,739
Siegfried and not Roy.
Roy, you are a peach.
612
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:02,920
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