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All right, let's focus up.
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It's a car wash,
not a car chitchat, 'kay?
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♪ No one knows what it's like,
knows the hell you... ♪
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Nice trash barge, Ang.
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Give me a break. 90% of my meals
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are consumed at a red light.
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What do you want from me?
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What was that music? Is that grunge?
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That new grunge thing?
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It's heavy metal. Whatever.
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In high school, I was a big Korn fan.
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Korn?!
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That's... That's not...
That's not funny at all.
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Mom always wanted to be in a metal band!
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She wanted to learn how to play guitar.
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But then I was born,
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and, as she put it, the fun died.
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No, I never said that!
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And yeah, so what? I love metal.
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Makes me feel like a demon's
inside me, and I like that.
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But, anyway,
none of you guys understand.
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You're too happy.
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I love you, G.
Now go play with some trash.
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Yes!
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Whoa, look at the sky.
Storm's a-brewing.
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I definitely got to check this
out back at the weather center.
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You mean your kitchen counter?
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Is that... That is.
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Big Red.
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That chick that blew you off
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'cause she saw you
dressed as a chipmunk?
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Yes. Isn't she extraordinary?
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Douglas, you can't be
that obsessed with someone
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based off physical appearance.
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Love is about making
an emotional connection.
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How's that working out for ya?
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Eh, you want a prince,
you gotta kiss some frogs.
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And this month, I've kissed two frogs,
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one with man buns.
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Big Red is no frog.
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Come, Miggy. I'm gonna need you
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to run a screen for the friend
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while I make my move.
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I got you. You my road dawg.
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Meaningless. Let's go.
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And lose the hat, okay?
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We're not shagging foul balls.
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You got your purse?
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Uh, excuse me. Haven't we met?
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Hi, I-I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty.
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I'm co-owner of a 40-foot houseboat,
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along with Dennis Franz.
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- Chipmunk! How are ya?
- Good.
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This is Judy. We work together
at the travel agency.
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I'm Miggy, and I do not know
what a travel agency is.
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Oh, what a cute baby.
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Listen, if you ever want
a man to buy you dinner
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or a small casino in Biloxi,
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you know where to find me.
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Okay, Chipmunk.
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C'mon, Judy. Mama needs her midday Cobb.
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Sorry you blew that.
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Please. I nailed it.
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Hey, Chipmunk!
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I think we both feel the sparks
that are flying here.
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The electricity is in the air.
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So how are we gonna get
Judy and Miggy together?
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I mean, she's just gaga for him.
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For Miggy?
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He's six feet of useless
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stuffed in a ball cap and gym shorts.
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I-I mean, he...
he's a very... special man,
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so maybe the four of us
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can have an elegant dinner
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- at my home.
- Car's ready!
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Ah, my very expensive,
very foreign sedan
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seems to be ready.
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- Gratuity's not included!
- You should've thought of that
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when you half-assed the vacuuming job!
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Children.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey. You texted me you had a surprise?
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Huge news.
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There's a tropical storm
moving up the coast.
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Check out this action.
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I-I have no idea what I'm looking at.
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What you're looking at
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is a very intense
low-pressure wind system
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that's forming over a tropical ocean...
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a cyclone.
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So I guess we like different stuff, huh?
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You know, I used to chase these monsters
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back when I was a producer
at the Weather Channel.
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They always threw me into
the most dangerous situations,
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like hurricanes and snowstorms,
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thunder so loud, it would
change a dog's personality.
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But The Beast,
he wasn't afraid of nothing.
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You've been wearing an oven mitt
the whole time I've been here.
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Oh! Right, sorry!
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- I made brownies!
- Ah.
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You know, Will, I'm gonna go,
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But thanks so much for the surprise.
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You really get me.
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That's not your surprise.
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This is your surprise.
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You signed me up for a guitar lesson?
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- Mm-hmm.
- What am I, your kid?
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I don't know. Is my kid
a demon-worshipping headbanger?
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♪ Da-Da-Da-Da-
Da-Da-Da-Da-Darkness ♪
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♪ Blood ♪
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♪ Satan is a close personal friend ♪
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Thanks a lot, but I-I-I can't do this.
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I have a job and a child.
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The closest thing I have
to personal time is
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the walk from my house
to the car in the morning
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where, for seven or eight seconds,
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I can just let everything go
and chew gum.
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Come on! I saw your face
back at the car wash.
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You were so happy
talking about being in a band.
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You were even happier
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than the time you ordered
regular-size fries
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and they actually brought you
large fries instead.
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- I do love free stuff.
- Who doesn't?
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All right. I'll take the lesson.
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We're gonna make so much slime tonight.
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We're gonna destroy your house, Rory.
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I like when the slime sounds like farts.
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The things we do for these kids.
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Eyes on the prize, Sophie.
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Remember what we get to do tonight?
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We put them to sleep
and then hit season two
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of "BBC Presents: Sir Bridger."
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Do you think Sir Bridger will accept
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Lady Agnes' marriage proposal?
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Please.
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He knows she's a modern woman,
and he loves it.
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Yes, he does.
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All right, open mic is set up.
Okay, kids, let's go.
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Damn.
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Lightning.
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Mama, let's go!
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Graham out here gettin' restless.
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Okay, okay.
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Zam!
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Thanks for the threads, man.
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Ah, I feel so weird.
I feel like someone's dad.
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You are.
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So, what's the occasion?
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I want you to have dinner with me.
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You asking me on a date?
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Okay.
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Why would you say yes to that?
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It's a double date
with Big Red and her friend.
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- Apparently she's "gaga."
- For Miggy?
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Yeah, I agree. It's insane.
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But this is the only way
to move the chains with Big Red,
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so I need you.
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Nah, I can't go out with another woman.
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I got Zara.
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Tony, take a soft five.
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All right.
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What's the deal with you and that broad?
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Are you a couple?
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Nah, we're in the gray gray.
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English, please.
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Well, some days,
I feel like we're friends,
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and some days, we're hooking up!
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You know, the gray gray.
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Just tell me... what do you want?
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I don't know.
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I love her.
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I want to be with her.
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Okay.
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What do you know
about women and shopping?
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They like it?
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They love it!
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And do you know how to get a woman
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to shop in your store?
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Uh, you put the word "lady"
in front of it,
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like Lady Foot Locker?
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No! You put your best dress
in the window.
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You following me?
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You're the dress.
You got to sell yourself.
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How do I do that?
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By making Zara jealous.
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If Zara sees you with this Judy,
she will fight for you.
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You trust me.
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Okay. I'll go on a date with you.
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Yo, is your tailor dead?
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Nah, just nudge him.
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- Ah! Oh.
- Ah!
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He does this all the time.
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It's why he doesn't
drive for me anymore.
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Well, congrats.
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I went to your dumb guitar
lesson and got mom-shamed.
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Wait, you're taking the lesson,
not Graham?
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She's having me-time.
God, I wish I could do that.
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I took a yoga class four years ago.
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I still think about
how I could've spent that time
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getting to know my kid.
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One second, they're your baby,
and the next, they leave you.
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But you should take guitar!
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Totally.
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It sounds like they were
just being supportive.
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You don't get it, man.
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Moms are allowed to do two things...
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work and raise kids.
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And if a mom catches you
doing something for yourself,
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she's gonna be like, "You go, girl,"
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but what she really means is,
"You're a bad mom,"
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and not the cool kind,
like in the movies.
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Just because you have a kid
doesn't mean you suddenly have
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to give up everything you ever
wanted to do with your life.
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Oh!
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Yeah. Okay. Except you love weather,
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and yet you're sitting here
at your kitchen counter
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staring at computer screens.
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Isn't weather outside?
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Dude, I'm still getting the
weather high inside the house.
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I'm currently tracking highs and lows
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on no less than three online Dopplers...
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Okay, so you're saying
that you are just as happy
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working from home
as you were out in the field?
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- Yeah.
- You don't miss storm watching?
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- No.
- Chasing hurricanes?
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- No.
- Floods?
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- Wet.
- Ice caps melting?
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Well, that's a global thing.
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- It's true.
- That's not really weather.
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- It's not lies.
- That's manmade problems.
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Yeah, we're on the same page with that.
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So you don't miss being The Beast?
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I... do not.
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My Beast was very humanely
and gently euthanized.
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He had his time, okay,
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but I am trying to create that time
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for you now, Angie.
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You're right. I...
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- I'm gonna go back to the guitar place.
- Good.
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Would you come with me
for moral support?
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Just try and stop me.
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And just so you know, the moral support
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isn't limited to the drive.
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I'm happy to walk you
into your classroom.
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I'd love to meet your teacher.
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Huh. That's weird.
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We're nowhere near the guitar school.
Where are we going?
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To the storm.
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What?! Are you insane?!
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You push me, I'm pushing you!
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Angie, it is a cyclone!
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♪ It's a cyclooooooone ♪
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♪ Bow down to its power ♪
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Aaaaaaah!
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I'm just gonna lower this a little bit.
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- No! Don't touch it.
- Okay. Sure, Will.
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Let's buy Angie a guitar lesson.
Where's the harm in that?
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Angie, turn around. This is crazy, okay?
259
00:08:51,968 --> 00:08:53,943
Your minivan is not equipped
for this kind of weather.
260
00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:56,573
- This is dangerous.
- I'll turn around, as soon as you admit
261
00:08:56,606 --> 00:08:58,108
that you miss being out in the field.
262
00:08:58,141 --> 00:09:00,744
Yes, fine. I admit it, okay? I miss it.
263
00:09:00,778 --> 00:09:01,980
I miss it every day.
264
00:09:02,013 --> 00:09:03,447
So, then, why did you quit?
265
00:09:03,481 --> 00:09:05,482
The Beast, he could be reckless.
266
00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:07,718
I highly doubt
that you could be reckless.
267
00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:08,819
Oh, yeah?
268
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,621
Tell that to Glen.
269
00:09:10,654 --> 00:09:12,155
We didn't get the shot, Glen!
270
00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:15,159
Let's head for the shelter!
This is suicide!
271
00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:16,226
Sack up, girlie!
272
00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,160
I'm counting you in
273
00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:18,895
in three, two...
274
00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:22,299
This is Glen Seabreeze
reporting liiii...
275
00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,001
Glennnnnnn!
276
00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:25,403
Oh, my God! He died?!
277
00:09:25,436 --> 00:09:28,973
No! We found him on a roof,
like, a mile away. He's fine.
278
00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,308
Anyway, after that,
it just sort of felt like
279
00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:33,944
it was irresponsible to have
such a dangerous job, you know?
280
00:09:33,977 --> 00:09:35,779
I-I'm Sophie's only parent.
281
00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:37,749
Unless you count a crazy woman
282
00:09:37,782 --> 00:09:39,450
living in the Sudan
with no cell service.
283
00:09:39,482 --> 00:09:41,084
Look, I get it, okay?
284
00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:42,686
We both had kids,
and we gave up on our dreams.
285
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,455
Except my dream was cool.
286
00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:45,364
Look out!
287
00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:49,475
- Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Yeah.
288
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,495
All right, let's back it up.
Back up very slowly.
289
00:09:53,063 --> 00:09:55,165
- Give it more gas.
- I'm hitting the gas!
290
00:09:55,198 --> 00:09:57,334
It's not working! We're stuck!
291
00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,837
- Will, what do we do?
- We don't panic.
292
00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,639
We stay calm...
293
00:10:01,672 --> 00:10:04,008
as your minivan is ripped apart
piece by piece.
294
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,655
What?!
295
00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,515
I'm glad we were able to do this.
296
00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,284
I think I parked on your lawn.
297
00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:15,986
And what a lucky lawn that is.
298
00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,020
Where's Miggy?
299
00:10:17,053 --> 00:10:18,488
Y-You know what... I don't know
300
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:19,814
what... what's keeping him.
301
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:20,857
But I'm here,
302
00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:24,462
and I have a very elegant meal prepared.
303
00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:27,330
Tony, how's the prime rib?
304
00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:29,399
Oh.
305
00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,968
Excuse me. That's probably him.
306
00:10:33,571 --> 00:10:36,074
Thicker, man. This isn't a deli.
307
00:10:40,077 --> 00:10:41,312
Where the hell have you been?
308
00:10:41,345 --> 00:10:43,346
- Come on.
- Sorry I'm late, Douglas.
309
00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,849
How's it going with Big Red?
310
00:10:44,881 --> 00:10:46,483
Listen, we're not out of the blocks yet.
311
00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,585
I only have so much cocktail banter.
312
00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:50,888
I was just about to break out
pictures of my kids.
313
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,888
Like some chump.
314
00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:54,726
Wha... What's with the sour puss?
315
00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:56,661
I texted Zara to check on Jack,
316
00:10:56,693 --> 00:10:58,663
and I told her I was going
on a date tonight,
317
00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:00,498
and she didn't care.
318
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:02,232
She's happy I'm getting out there.
319
00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,434
I-I-I don't get it.
You said she'd be jealous.
320
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,036
Ah, I say a lot of things.
321
00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:08,572
Now, let's bring these lobsters
to a boil, huh?
322
00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,673
I don't know, Douglas.
323
00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:11,008
Look, I'm sorry to leave you hanging,
324
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,609
but maybe I should go home...
325
00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:14,745
No, you're not going anywhere.
326
00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,246
Miggy, listen to me.
327
00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:18,882
Ever since I became a man at age 9,
328
00:11:18,915 --> 00:11:20,550
I've never had a problem with women,
329
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,854
but tonight, I think Big Red
is gonna make me dance for it.
330
00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:27,959
Now, the only thing she and Judy
seem to like about me is you,
331
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,695
so I need you to get out there
and help me land this plane.
332
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,798
Okay. Yeah. I can do this.
333
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,067
Let's go sell some dresses.
334
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,269
Okay, thatta boy.
And for God's sakes, lose the hat.
335
00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:40,605
This isn't a Spike Lee joint, okay?
336
00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,875
Here he is! Your man of the hour!
337
00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:44,942
Eh?
338
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,210
How are you?
339
00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:49,079
Pfft.
340
00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:51,248
The mother of my child
is fine with me dating,
341
00:11:51,282 --> 00:11:52,316
and I don't want to live!
342
00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:54,451
Oh, you poor baby!
343
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:56,489
Oh, okay, okay.
Put your head right here.
344
00:11:56,514 --> 00:11:57,655
Come on. You want a butterscotch?
345
00:11:57,688 --> 00:11:59,289
Yes, please.
346
00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:02,492
Lady Everson put the arsenic
in Sir Bridger's pipe?
347
00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:04,928
She hates that he'll never love her.
348
00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:05,929
Hm.
349
00:12:05,962 --> 00:12:07,430
Poppy, where are you?
350
00:12:07,463 --> 00:12:09,132
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
351
00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:11,001
Okay, I feel like
you're bizarrely mature,
352
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,437
so I can share this with you.
353
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:16,307
I saw that keyboard player
at the Winebrary,
354
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,075
and ol' Poppy lost it.
355
00:12:18,107 --> 00:12:19,476
Mmm! Lightning.
356
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,444
That rando from the open mic night?
357
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:22,313
Mm-hmm.
358
00:12:22,346 --> 00:12:23,581
Girl, we gotta talk.
359
00:12:23,614 --> 00:12:26,083
I felt a connection. He's a deep soul.
360
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:28,251
I bet he toils at his day job
as a volunteer nurse
361
00:12:28,284 --> 00:12:30,487
so that by night, he can explore
his real passion...
362
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,123
bringing jazz keyboard to the masses.
363
00:12:33,157 --> 00:12:34,859
♪ Bippity-bop-bop, bitty, bop, bop ♪
364
00:12:34,891 --> 00:12:36,993
Baaaaa... Oww!
365
00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:38,462
Where are you getting all of this?
366
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,797
I felt a connection.
367
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,333
Then why not go
to the Winebrary? Talk to him?
368
00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:43,967
What am I gonna do,
leave you kids alone?
369
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,837
Look, it's what we parents do.
We sacrifice.
370
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,305
Not when it comes to love!
371
00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:50,273
Do you know who ignored
his heart, Poppy?
372
00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:51,442
Lord Chigwell.
373
00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:53,444
He could've stopped the wedding,
but he didn't.
374
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:54,812
And what happened?
375
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:57,014
He got his face burned off
by a steam engine.
376
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,349
- He did?!
- Yes!
377
00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:00,483
♪ It was incredible! ♪
378
00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,185
I won't let you make the same mistake.
379
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,189
All right, guys, put down the slime.
380
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,825
We gotta help Poppy connect
with the man of her dreams.
381
00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:09,994
I'm the man of her dreams.
382
00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:11,495
And we connect all the time.
383
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:13,331
That was a good one.
384
00:13:13,364 --> 00:13:15,365
Guys. Poppy needs us.
385
00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:18,402
There's a man out there who she
thinks could be her soul mate.
386
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:19,837
Fine.
387
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,707
It's not every woman
I'll put down my slime for.
388
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:27,510
But, Poppy, for you, I'll do anything.
389
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,014
Oh, yes.
390
00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,332
Oh.
391
00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:50,935
I better do this myself.
392
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,169
Oh, my God! There's so much rain!
393
00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:56,849
Yeah, well, welcome
to a Category 2 storm, Angie.
394
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:57,693
- Agh!
- It's over.
395
00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:58,849
I hope you've made peace with your god.
396
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,178
You know what we need right now, Will?
397
00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:02,712
We need The Beast!
398
00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:05,515
Angie, The Beast is dead.
I told you that.
399
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:06,884
I had this friend Glen...
400
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,920
I know the Glen story!
401
00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:11,054
Show me The Beast!
402
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,798
Okay, okay.
403
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,898
We're gonna get out of this car,
404
00:14:14,924 --> 00:14:16,526
we're gonna throw
this bad boy in neutral,
405
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,962
and we're gonna push it
out of the mud to freedom.
406
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,462
- No!
- Yes! Now, when you get out there...
407
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,798
...take a very wide, very strong stance.
408
00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:24,467
I can't get out of this car!
It's too hardcore!
409
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,635
You're hardcore!
410
00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:27,438
Aah!
411
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:29,139
I love this song!
412
00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:33,144
Aaaaaagh!
413
00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:36,212
All right, get low,
bend with your knees, and push!
414
00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:38,783
I'm using my knees!
What else would I be using?!
415
00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:40,451
Okay, one, two, three!
416
00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:42,920
- Aah!
- Yeah!
417
00:14:42,952 --> 00:14:44,487
Yeah!
418
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,122
Whoo!
419
00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:47,924
Aah! Okay!
420
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,382
No! Angie!
421
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,304
I thought we'd end up together.
422
00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:37,940
We're best friends. We have a baby.
423
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:40,043
How is she cool with me dating?
424
00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,345
Well, give it some time.
425
00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:43,014
She'll realize what she's missing.
426
00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,849
Nuts to that. Let's go cut her.
427
00:15:44,881 --> 00:15:48,184
Miggy, can I, uh, console you
in the next room, huh?
428
00:15:48,217 --> 00:15:49,352
Okay.
429
00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:50,812
Excuse us, will ya?
430
00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:51,871
Bye.
431
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,659
What the hell? You're blowing this!
432
00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:57,628
I'm sorry! I'm freaking out, man.
433
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,054
See, that's the problem with
your generation and the dating.
434
00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:01,164
That's what's wrong with the...
435
00:16:01,197 --> 00:16:02,399
What do you call it, the nay nay?
436
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,466
The gray gray.
437
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,336
The point is, you always tell a woman
438
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:06,637
up front what you want,
439
00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:08,729
and that way, you don't get
into a pickle like this.
440
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:11,249
You're right, Douglas.
You're always right.
441
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,477
Yeah? Then why am I striking out?
442
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,546
Dude, you want some advice?
443
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,915
Yes.
444
00:16:17,947 --> 00:16:19,750
And the fact that I'm allowing it
445
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:21,585
is a personal low point.
446
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:24,020
Stop selling yourself. Let her talk.
447
00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:26,189
You're obsessed with this woman,
448
00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:27,424
but you don't know anything about her.
449
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:29,126
What's her name?
450
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:31,394
I want to say Betty.
451
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:33,164
- Uh...
- All right.
452
00:16:33,197 --> 00:16:34,999
Judy and I are gonna
head to the roller rink.
453
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:37,168
It's the only place in the city
you can smoke indoors.
454
00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:41,272
Yo, um, Douglas has a question.
455
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,407
Forgive me, but in all the chaos
of this evening,
456
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:45,942
I never caught your name.
457
00:16:45,976 --> 00:16:47,544
Candace.
458
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:50,680
Never Candy. Call me Candy,
I squash your grapes.
459
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:52,282
Phenomenal woman.
460
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,220
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
461
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:57,455
I'm gonna find Zara.
462
00:16:57,487 --> 00:16:59,457
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
463
00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:02,860
How do I look?
464
00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:05,762
Ah, like a young Steve McQueen.
465
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:06,764
Cool.
466
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,199
- No idea.
- I know.
467
00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,767
You look great. Good luck.
468
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:10,835
Thanks.
469
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,940
So, Candace, tell me about yourself.
470
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:19,442
- We gotta watch it one more time.
- Oh, my God.
471
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:21,077
Ah, I can't believe
we actually have this on video.
472
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,378
Yes. Here.
473
00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:23,754
- Hah!
- And...
474
00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:24,947
- Frond!
- Frond! Ohh!
475
00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:27,485
- Ow! It hurts!
- It looks like it.
476
00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:29,053
It reminds me of my first Korn concert.
477
00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:29,987
Ay-yi-yi.
478
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:32,455
I got a combat boot to the face.
479
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:34,658
- It's hardcore, okay?
- That's the best story I've ever heard.
480
00:17:34,691 --> 00:17:35,759
Let me get you an ice pack.
481
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:36,860
Wait, Will.
482
00:17:38,362 --> 00:17:41,731
You were so different
out there in the storm.
483
00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:43,767
You were, like, kind of a badass.
484
00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:46,936
Yeah, well, Lady Weather
is a ferocious mistress.
485
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,005
Okay, now you're ruining it.
486
00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,007
- Okay.
- What I mean is...
487
00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:52,343
I know you're trying
to play it safe with Sophie,
488
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,945
but I bet she'd like
to see you like that.
489
00:17:55,979 --> 00:17:58,316
I think our kids want to see us happy.
490
00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:00,683
Yeah.
491
00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:02,186
Yeah, maybe you're right.
492
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,354
Okay.
493
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,490
By the way,
494
00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:08,324
did you have a thing for The Beast?
495
00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:09,659
'Cause The Beast was getting a vibe.
496
00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:10,827
- All right, calm down.
- Uh-huh.
497
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,328
Let's watch me get hit
by the frond again.
498
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,497
Okay. Yes, please.
499
00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:15,865
- Oh, God.
- All right. And...
500
00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:17,066
Frond!
501
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,868
It comes out of nowhere!
502
00:18:18,902 --> 00:18:20,437
We can laugh now
'cause we know you're okay.
503
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:23,606
You want some of those brownies
I made earlier?
504
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,176
Yeah.
505
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:28,012
These are burnt, but I think
if you cut into the center,
506
00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,046
they'll taste good.
507
00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:37,353
Poppy, go get him.
508
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,991
Hi, I'm Poppy.
509
00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,294
Um, I don't know if you remember,
510
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:44,662
but we bumped into each other earlier.
511
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:46,163
I was just wondering,
512
00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:48,031
maybe I could buy you a drink?
513
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,500
Yeah, I'd like that.
514
00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:51,067
But I'm just about to go on.
515
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,368
Oh. Yeah.
516
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:53,737
After?
517
00:18:53,769 --> 00:18:54,672
Cool.
518
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,576
How y'all doing out there tonight?
519
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,712
This song goes out
to a woman I just met,
520
00:19:02,746 --> 00:19:05,082
who I feel like I've known all my life.
521
00:19:10,186 --> 00:19:11,521
♪ I hate you, Mom ♪
522
00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:12,923
♪ I hate you, Dad ♪
523
00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:16,760
♪ And my step-mom, Karen ♪
524
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,361
♪ Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen ♪
525
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,930
♪ I don't understand ♪
526
00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:21,598
Well, he's passionate.
527
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:24,935
♪ Karen, why won't you let me
borrow your car? ♪
528
00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:27,404
Okay, we're outtie.
Let's go. We're walking.
529
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:30,506
♪ Karen, I didn't spill
the juice on your white couch ♪
530
00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:32,041
♪ Mm, yeah ♪
531
00:19:52,996 --> 00:19:55,099
Tony insisted I bring you a plate.
532
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,067
G-Good God. Are you crying?
533
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,403
No, I'm cool.
534
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:09,145
So, I can assume it didn't
go well with Zara, huh?
535
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,715
I offered her all I have...
536
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:14,250
my heart.
537
00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:17,120
And we're gonna co-parent Jack
538
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,289
as two single adults
dating other people.
539
00:20:19,323 --> 00:20:21,292
At least now I know where I stand.
540
00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:24,795
Well, women. They'll rip you to shreds.
541
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,730
So, how'd it go with Big Red?
542
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:28,164
Oh, she went home.
543
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:30,334
After I told her
I had to cut the date short,
544
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:33,837
she very slowly nudged my glass of wine
545
00:20:33,869 --> 00:20:36,839
across and off the table.
546
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,776
- You know, like a cat.
- Oh.
547
00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,476
Never loved her more.
548
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:42,578
So, what are we drinking?
549
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:44,481
Pedialyte.
550
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:46,616
Hopefully it'll help a hangover.
551
00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:48,352
Okay.
552
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,457
Thanks, Douglas.
553
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:55,491
You my road dawg.
554
00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:56,660
I get that right?
555
00:20:56,692 --> 00:20:57,860
Yeah, you did.
556
00:20:57,894 --> 00:20:59,363
Terrific.
557
00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:02,533
Ahh! It's good, huh?
558
00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:04,402
No, it is not.
559
00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:09,629
So far, being single ain't so bad.
560
00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:11,641
It's been an hour. Give it time.
561
00:21:11,698 --> 00:21:13,934
You'll be chasing lightning again.
562
00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:16,282
Never thought I'd say this,
but I get it.
563
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,314
I had lightning
with that guy at the Winebrary
564
00:21:18,347 --> 00:21:19,316
until I didn't.
565
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:20,516
But I'll keep looking,
566
00:21:20,549 --> 00:21:22,485
and next time, it's gonna be real.
567
00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:25,356
Please. That guy was a zero.
568
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:28,125
Who's this guy, again?
569
00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:30,327
Oh, it's okay. Just nudge him.
570
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:33,963
Harder.
571
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,403
Uh-oh.
572
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:44,428
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