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God, I hate when they close
the school for no reason.
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Well, there is a good reason.
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Teacher enrichment?
It's gonna be off the hook.
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You didn't hear this from me,
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but word on the street is
there's gonna be bagels.
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So, now we're stuck with them?
Is that even legal?
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Guess that means I'm bringing
Graham to the law firm with me.
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And apparently Rory, too,
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because he is obsessed
with some dumb law show.
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It's called "Gavel Town,"
and it's about Deb Schwepps,
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a big-city lawyer who gets banished
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to a small town in Georgia.
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Tagline... "Don't judge her."
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My man.
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My job is nothing like "Gavel Town."
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Overruled.
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- Pro bono, you didn't!
- What's that?
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"LL"? Who's LL?
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Cool J or Bean? Cool J or Bean?!
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Okay, it's "landlord,"
as in the Winebrary landlord,
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and I haven't opened it yet
because it's scary mail,
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and when I get scary mail,
I have to wait
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until I'm emotionally ready to read it.
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And I'm thinking I'll be there
in about 10 more business days.
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Well, that's insane.
What if it's important?
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Uh, what's important
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is that she's honoring
her own timetable,
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and there's real power in that.
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To which I say, madam...
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Sorry.
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I've been spending a lot of time
at the Winebrary,
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and it's having a real effect on me.
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I'm very into female empowerment now,
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and also I am drunk most of the time.
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Wait, so you've been
skipping out on work?
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As much as possible.
I just can't face it.
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It's been so awkward
since I broke up with Tracy.
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I have been doing a lot
of pretend phone calls.
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Gary? Gary, calm down!
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I can help you land this plane,
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but you gotta remain calm, okay?
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Gary? Gary, lower your voice.
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Gary, pull up!
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Gary!!
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't
watch you land another plane.
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Are you almost done with the toaster?
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Guys, I dated my boss.
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Why did you let me do that?
This is on you.
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Okay, while you were all spellbound
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by his story about toast, I did a thing.
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I opened the mail.
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Turns out that they raised
your rent two months ago,
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and between the late fees
and some other crap,
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you owe 8 grand.
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Douglas, this is why
I said don't open it!
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And not to be that guy,
but you also owe me 10 bucks
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from the movies last week.
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I can't believe this.
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Like, what kind of landlord
just raises the rent?
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A good one. I raise the rent
on the shed every year.
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You're not seeing a dime over 5%.
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Talk to us when our lease is over.
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Oh, okay, look,
I'm gonna write you a check,
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and I'm gonna fix this all up,
all right?
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Oh, you think you can
just solve a woman's problem
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- with your checkbook?
- Yes.
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Why don't you swipe your credit card
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on her ass while you're at it?
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Will, you gotta hang out here less.
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Douglas, I don't need your money.
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- I'm gonna handle this on my own.
- Okay, option B...
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and I'm sure this isn't
gonna be a crowd pleaser...
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- cut your losses and close.
- Huh?
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- Huh?!
- W-What?
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It's the best business decision.
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Douglas Robert Fogerty. Close?!
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There is no way in hell
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I would ever shut down the Winebrary!
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I'm gonna figure this out.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna help!
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As long as it doesn't
involve going near KZOP,
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seeing Tracy, or making toast.
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That's a real trigger snack for me.
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Oh, see, my trigger snack is popcorn.
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It's just like, oh, so g...
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Wait, don't distract me!
Come on, let's go, Will.
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Watch the bar for me, okay?
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W-W-W-Wait,
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y-you're gonna leave me alone
with these people?
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"These people" are regulars.
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Right, right. And what do
they call themselves?
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The, uh... The Wine-o's?
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Winebrarians. And we run this joint.
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I've seen this on Animal Planet,
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and I'm the antelope.
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Objection!
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Judge, this is a mockery
of our judicial system.
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In New York City...
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You're not in New York City anymore!
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You're in Gavel Town.
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You're gonna be eatin' those words
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with your grits for breakfast.
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Your mom's office
is nothing like this show.
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Yeah, this place is the pits.
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Mom, we're bored.
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Well, I'm bored every day of my life.
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That's why they pay me the medium bucks.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, my God.
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Sorry. I forgot you worked here.
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Yeah, people always tell me that.
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Anyway, I can't stop
thinking about Poppy.
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I wish we could help her.
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I spent all my money
on my custom calendars.
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"Miggy at Large: 2020."
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This is just you
shirtless around the office.
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Right? Plus I added three new months...
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Monember, Julip, and February Two.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Hey, maybe we can sell those
and make money for Poppy.
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Miggy, no one wants to buy a
calendar in late February.
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I mean, the year is basically half over.
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- What?
- Hello, co-workers!
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And co-lurkers.
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My niece is selling Girl Scout Cookies,
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- and I would love it if you...
- Tell her to go shake it
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outside the grocery store
like everyone else.
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Beat it, Kammy.
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Bye, Kammy. See you later.
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Oh, my God.
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That's it!
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I have been buying crap
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from my co-workers for years...
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cookies, wrapping paper,
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magazines because apparently
those still exist.
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But I've never hit them up for any cash.
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Today is the day... we are fundraising
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for the Winebrary!
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I don't know if people
are gonna give us money
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for our friend's wine/bookstore.
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But what about raising money
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for our beloved co-worker Dolores
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who's recovering from a hip injury?
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Hold up, who's Dolores?
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No one.
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I just made her up.
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Angie, you bad.
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Ooh!
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All right, plan time.
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I just checked the forecast.
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We got a Category Five
brainstorm coming!
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Not now, Will,
I'm looking for something.
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Ah-ha! I found it.
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My engagement ring from Ron.
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It's my backup plan.
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I always told myself
if I got in a pinch, I could sell it,
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and we're in pinch time, baby!
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Okay, you know, there's
actually a little part of me
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that thought you were gonna
propose to me right now,
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and my immediate answer was not no.
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I-I'm gonna blow by that.
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This is worth a lot of money.
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Ron was a bad husband,
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but he could splurge on some jewelry.
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- Mm.
- That and designer overalls.
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So, we find a jewelry store,
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and I help you jack up the price.
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I've already got a character
locked and loaded
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that is going to
guarantee you top dollar.
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Fine. But just don't do
your Mrs. Doubtfire voice.
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Honestly?
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I might.
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Don't.
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I might.
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Hello!
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Hello.
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Beautiful, isn't it? And not small.
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I mean, look at what that thing
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did to my finger.
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It's called finger droop. Whoop!
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You want me to look,
or you want me to listen?
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Oh, yeah, you do your thing. Sorry.
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Um, excuse me.
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I'm developing a headache
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from the glare of that majestic piece.
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- You're not selling it, are you?
- I am.
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Mark Tiffany!
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Yes, that Tiffany.
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I was just doing my regular stroll
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through the District...
that's what we call
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the Diamond District in my family.
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That must save you a great deal of time.
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Mm.
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May I?
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Oh, it's spectacular.
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99-scale capture,
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deep-pressed water blessings...
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The 4 and 12s are nearly jumping
off the crest-piece!
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I-It's a wearable miracle!
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I'll give you 200 bucks.
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$200?!
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- What?
- Yeah.
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For the band that holds
that fake diamond.
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What?! It's fake?
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Ron told me he spent a fortune on this.
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Well, uh, congratulations.
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Sounds like you divorced the right guy.
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Hey, Gabe, sorry to bother you,
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but we're collecting money for Dolores.
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Dolores? Do I know Dolores?
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Of course you know Dolores.
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She drives a mid-size sedan,
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loves Showtime.
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She's got a real
middle-of-the-face kind of nose.
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Anyway, we're... we're raising
money for her hip replacement.
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Yeah, sure, uh... I got
something here for her.
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She's actually getting
both hips replaced.
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Yeah, she fell and broke one hip,
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then got up, whoop!
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Fell and broke the other one.
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Yeah.
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Then she landed in the toilet,
got a staph infection.
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It's tragic.
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So tragic.
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Thanks, Gabe!
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Oh, by the way,
I hope they find your brother.
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Thanks.
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Yo, you were amazing.
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Where did that story even come from?
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I don't know!
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It just flowed out of me.
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Am I a master storyteller?
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- Should I start hitting open mics?
- Yeah.
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Ha!
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Don't give us that look.
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I know lying is wrong,
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but it's for a good cause,
so that makes it okay.
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Spare us the after-school special.
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We're bored and want in.
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And we can help.
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These dimples are just sitting here,
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ready to make you money.
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As tempting as it is
to use your pretty faces,
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that would make me a bad mom...
that and the fact
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that I count ranch dressing
as a vegetable.
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Now, you two run along,
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go get yourself a snack, okay?
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Don't worry. That one's on Gabe.
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Rory, why did we get one salad
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when we could've gotten
10 plastic-wrapped apples?
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Because I really want to tell people
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that I'm saving space for dinner.
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- Oh, no! No!
- Ooh. Ooh.
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I'm so sorry.
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Uh... uh...
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Here.
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Here's $20. You guys get another.
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- I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
259
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Aw, man.
260
00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:07,965
Graham, do you know what this means?
261
00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:10,567
- 20 plastic-wrapped apples?
- No.
262
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,668
With that one salad,
263
00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,705
we can bleed this office dry
264
00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,172
and help Poppy save the Winebrary.
265
00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,474
We'll bleed them
266
00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:19,041
just like Deb Schwepps'
low-life ex-husband did
267
00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:20,177
on "Gavel Town."
268
00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,079
There's scams on "Gavel Town"?
269
00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:25,783
There's everything on "Gavel Town."
270
00:09:27,683 --> 00:09:30,887
I can't help but feel like
I'm not welcome here.
271
00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:32,485
Pretty sure they hate you, Dad.
272
00:09:32,510 --> 00:09:34,345
The one in the glasses is mine.
273
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:35,658
I wouldn't read into it.
274
00:09:35,692 --> 00:09:37,727
As long as you pour them wine,
they won't hurt you.
275
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,566
All righty, ladies.
276
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,835
That'll be $9.50.
277
00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,936
Here you go.
278
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,673
What the hell is this?
279
00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:51,607
A Bess Buck.
280
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,909
Keep the change.
281
00:09:55,477 --> 00:09:56,779
I mean, really?
282
00:09:56,812 --> 00:09:58,582
It's basically an IOU.
283
00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:01,552
Poppy lets the Winebrarians
use them to pay for drinks.
284
00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:04,129
Here. It's all in the books.
285
00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:10,226
What? Wait a minute.
286
00:10:10,259 --> 00:10:12,495
No way, p-people are paying for drinks
287
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,832
with folded pieces of notebook paper?
288
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,601
Good God, Fran has a deal
289
00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,269
where she doesn't have to pay for drinks
290
00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:21,738
un... until a woman is president?
291
00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:23,106
No, no.
292
00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,741
This stops now.
293
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:28,745
There's a new sheriff in town.
294
00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,581
Buckle up.
295
00:10:34,484 --> 00:10:37,421
Oh, no! My salad!
296
00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,654
Aw!
297
00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,965
Hey there. Looks like your hips work.
298
00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:49,900
You got money for someone
with two janky ones?
299
00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:56,472
Hey, helter skelter, back in the van.
300
00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,648
But I'm so hungry!
301
00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,426
Anything for Dolores?
302
00:11:19,796 --> 00:11:21,365
Thank you.
303
00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:29,272
You pee, you pay.
304
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:39,382
6,998, 6,999...
305
00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,084
7,000!
306
00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:44,387
There's 70 bucks here.
307
00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:45,789
That's why I was counting in pennies.
308
00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,890
- It's much more exciting.
- Did someone say,
309
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:49,592
"Ain't no scam like a Rory scam
310
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,513
'cause a Rory scam's got Graham"?
311
00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,650
Oh, my God!
312
00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,353
There must be, like,
50,000 pennies here!
313
00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,687
I know I should be mad
314
00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:01,158
and force you to return this,
but instead,
315
00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:02,526
I'm gonna keep it.
316
00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:03,692
'Cause it's just so flattering
317
00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:05,961
when you see yourself in your child.
318
00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:09,799
Oh! It is true!
319
00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:12,368
You raised all this money for me?
320
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,804
Who the hell are you?
321
00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,471
I'm Dolores!
322
00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:20,110
Ohh, so that's where I got it from.
323
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,548
Pack it up, Shakespeare.
324
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,682
Everyone here is writing a screenplay.
325
00:12:26,716 --> 00:12:29,351
Yeah, you're the one
it's gonna happen for.
326
00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:30,754
Sure.
327
00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,557
I think you guys
are missing the real point.
328
00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:36,692
The Winebrary is all about vibe.
329
00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,695
It's not supposed to feel
like an airport.
330
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,830
Well, maybe it should.
Airports make money.
331
00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,532
Vibe don't keep the lights on.
332
00:12:42,564 --> 00:12:45,000
Dude, the regulars are leaving!
333
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,068
That's okay. Let them.
334
00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:48,370
Sometimes you gotta prune
the vine to get to the harvest.
335
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:49,840
Look, if you want to make money
336
00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:51,307
and turn them into paying customers,
337
00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:52,676
then I know what to do.
338
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:53,909
But you're not gonna like it.
339
00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:55,511
Does it involve Enya?
340
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:58,447
No. It's listening. Just try it.
341
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:04,254
Ladies, why don't you join me
for a glass of...
342
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:07,423
Girls Just Wine-a Have Fun?
343
00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:08,924
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, my God.
344
00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:10,526
On the house.
345
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:11,694
- That would be nice.
- Okay.
346
00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,697
- Maybe.
- Okay. All right.
347
00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:16,600
I can't believe that my
backup plan was a fake ring.
348
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,701
Actually, I can.
349
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,436
I mean, I married Ron, for God's sakes.
350
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,371
Then I started a business
that's now underwater,
351
00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,206
and I can't even open mail
that scares me.
352
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:26,643
Plus, you're wearing two very
similar, but different shoes.
353
00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:28,945
Oh, get it together, Banks!
354
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,412
See? I'm a mess.
355
00:13:30,446 --> 00:13:31,815
I'm not a badass businesswoman...
356
00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:34,183
I'm a big dummy who makes bad decisions!
357
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:36,285
I hate seeing you so down on yourself.
358
00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:39,389
It's just, I've been at this
rock-bottom place before.
359
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,194
I remember feeling this lost
the day I decided to leave Ron.
360
00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,495
It was every woman's worst nightmare.
361
00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:48,197
You caught him cheating?
362
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,966
No, he bought an alpaca
363
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,468
with the last of our savings.
364
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,601
Aww. Alpacas are cute.
365
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:53,702
- Will...
- Sorry.
366
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:56,005
Something inside me just snapped.
367
00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:57,740
You know what?
368
00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:58,741
No.
369
00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:00,010
No.
370
00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:03,947
No, Ron.
371
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,715
It was the weirdest feeling.
372
00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,450
I'm driving around,
and Rory's in the back,
373
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,151
nowhere to go, no one to talk to,
374
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:11,854
no idea what I was
gonna do with my life,
375
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,322
and that's when I saw it.
376
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,102
Ah, the Winebrary.
377
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:17,180
- Okay, stop skipping ahead!
- Sorry again.
378
00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,238
You like it?
379
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:31,640
I love it.
380
00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:32,909
How much?
381
00:14:32,942 --> 00:14:34,678
50 bucks.
382
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:36,580
$50?
383
00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:37,680
That's insane.
384
00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:39,281
Look, Team Poppy all day,
385
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,776
but maybe your landlord
should raise your rent.
386
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:42,908
Oh, no, no, no.
387
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,283
So, that guy was just a squatter
388
00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:46,006
who thought I was propositioning him.
389
00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,932
I met the real landlord
a few days later.
390
00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:49,977
Poppy, do you hear yourself?
391
00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:51,177
You took a dark moment
392
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,879
and turned your whole life around!
393
00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,815
You're right. I don't wallow...
394
00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,317
I face my fears head-on.
395
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,219
I don't need a stupid ring
to be my backup plan.
396
00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,520
My backup plan is me.
397
00:14:59,552 --> 00:15:02,355
I want to say "Yaaaas queen"
so bad. It's right there.
398
00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:04,157
I appreciate the restraint,
399
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,627
but I thank you for being
with me today, Will.
400
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,963
Bring it in. Ohh.
401
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,197
And you know what?
402
00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:13,234
You've inspired me.
403
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,669
I want to try to be friends with Tracy.
404
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,237
I think of all you've gone through
405
00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,705
with Ron and your business
406
00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:20,541
and your current shoe situation...
407
00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,376
Dude, your shoes have wheels on them.
408
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:24,945
True.
409
00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:26,347
But if you can get through all of that,
410
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,849
then I can get through some
awkward moments with my ex.
411
00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:30,383
All right!
412
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,418
Take me to KZOP.
413
00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:33,787
I'm ready to make some toast.
414
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,489
I am so proud of you.
415
00:15:36,794 --> 00:15:38,463
Launch me.
416
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,831
So, after my drinking got the
best of me, my husband left me.
417
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,718
I needed a place to go,
418
00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:47,870
- and this place became my home.
- Wow.
419
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,873
So, you picked a bar.
420
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:53,308
Okay, there's no judgment.
Just listening.
421
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,444
Poppy was really there for me.
422
00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:59,649
She was my shoulder to cry on.
She was my therapist.
423
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:00,850
She was my maid of honor
424
00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:02,685
when I married myself
down at the courthouse.
425
00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:05,954
I don't think I would be alive today
426
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,555
- if it were not for her.
- Mm.
427
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,459
Well, you know, I-I-I'm just
trying to fix things for Poppy.
428
00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:12,161
You know, I always assumed
429
00:16:12,194 --> 00:16:14,263
that this place
was just paper and grapes,
430
00:16:14,297 --> 00:16:17,667
but I can see that it's so much more.
431
00:16:17,699 --> 00:16:19,968
Fixing is his love language.
432
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:20,870
- Ohh.
- Ah.
433
00:16:20,903 --> 00:16:22,337
My what now?
434
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:23,773
Oh, it's how you show people you care.
435
00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:25,742
Right?
436
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:28,043
But, you know, since we're on the topic,
437
00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,446
maybe you can get your love languages
438
00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:33,183
to help you pay your Winebrary bills
439
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,818
so Poppy can pay hers.
440
00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,386
Eh.
441
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,057
What are they doing?
442
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,993
Are they gonna turn into
one giant Winebrarian?
443
00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:45,962
No, this is good.
444
00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,297
They're considering it.
445
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,731
This is how they decided
446
00:16:48,764 --> 00:16:52,034
to let Miggy join their full
moon drum circle last month.
447
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,136
How often are you here, Sophie?
448
00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:55,137
A lot.
449
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,438
My dad had a girlfriend last year,
450
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:59,007
so really lost track of me.
451
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,643
Man, I can't believe someone
named Dolores works here
452
00:17:01,677 --> 00:17:03,712
and she needed two new hips.
453
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:07,181
Yeah. I guess that's why
that lie came out so smooth.
454
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,671
I'm not a master storyteller.
455
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,141
I'm just a really bad person.
456
00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,241
This sucks.
457
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,310
We stole that money fair and square.
458
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,379
She just took it.
459
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,148
Honestly, I think she's faking.
460
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,816
You know, episode 109 of "Gavel Town,"
461
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,584
"Innocent Until Proven Filthy."
462
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,587
- So basically, the...
- Rory, not right now, okay?
463
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,389
We are in crisis mode!
464
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,923
Hey, my calendars!
465
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,895
Oh, my God.
466
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,297
He's covering his junk
with my work cardigan.
467
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,500
I love it!
468
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,204
He's bench-pressing my chair!
469
00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,438
In June!
470
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,207
- That's... That's my birth month!
- I know.
471
00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:45,474
This calendar is about all of us.
472
00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,576
I gotta have one. How much?
473
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,545
- 20 bucks a pop?
- Sold.
474
00:17:49,578 --> 00:17:51,580
Yeah, I-I can do that.
475
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,615
- I can do that.
- Yeah.
476
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,710
Miggy, we can charge double
if they're signed.
477
00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:57,917
- Oh.
- Start signing.
478
00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,245
Show these kids how to
forge your signature.
479
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,221
Okay, okay.
480
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,893
- Hey!
- Douglas.
481
00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:05,014
What a day.
482
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,262
Oh, you're so peppy.
483
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,663
So, you must have gotten the rent?
484
00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:10,800
Nope.
In fact, I lost money today.
485
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,735
Got a parking ticket downtown.
486
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,237
That curb was a big girl.
She was red as hell.
487
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,139
So, why are you happy?
488
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,974
Because I remembered I'm resilient.
489
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:20,476
I mean, I'll figure out a way
490
00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:21,877
to pay for this place.
491
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,947
Maybe, you know,
get a small business loan,
492
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,582
or start serving cheese.
493
00:18:25,614 --> 00:18:27,249
Wine and cheese is a thing, right?
494
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,685
Listen to me.
495
00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:31,054
There is no way that
you're losing this business...
496
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,855
not if I have anything to say about it.
497
00:18:32,889 --> 00:18:35,158
That's right. I'm a convert.
498
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,492
- I love it here.
- Say what now?
499
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,562
I don't know, maybe it's a combination
500
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,663
of knowledge and alcohol because I...
501
00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,433
All right, no. You know what?
502
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,767
I'm not gonna mansplain
your business to you.
503
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,237
You know why it's great.
504
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:49,939
Oh, my God. I am very
turned on right now.
505
00:18:49,971 --> 00:18:50,939
Oh?
506
00:18:50,972 --> 00:18:52,274
And also a little concerned.
507
00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:54,410
Did you vape with Fran
in the alley? Fran!
508
00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:56,311
I only vape in the restroom now!
509
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,815
Poppy, you have built this
business from the ground up.
510
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,618
And also there's an army of people
511
00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:04,320
who will fight to make sure
that you can keep it going.
512
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,257
Now, I have been drinking Chardonnay
513
00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:08,590
for the past six hours,
514
00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:09,926
and I need to lie down.
515
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,126
- Okay.
- Stop!
516
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,415
Don't lock it down!
517
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,297
Miggy, there's no bulldozer.
It's just a rent increase.
518
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,799
I know. I tried to explain it,
519
00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:19,135
but he just really wanted
to see a bulldozer today.
520
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:22,372
Poppy, we come bearing gifts.
521
00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,306
We are proud to present to you
this gift of...
522
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,175
Oh, my God, you talk slow.
523
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,244
Here you go, Mom.
524
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,014
Money?
525
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,217
Oh, my gosh, you guys!
526
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:36,986
How did you...
527
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:38,320
Thank you.
528
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,055
Yeah, as much
as I'd like to take credit,
529
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:42,592
this one was all Miggy.
530
00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:44,059
Guys, this calendar is making me
531
00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:46,696
reconsider my stance
on heterosexual sex.
532
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,131
And office work.
533
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,833
Check this mess...
534
00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:53,969
we are going to start
paying for our drinks now.
535
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,105
- With usable cash?
- Mm-hmm.
536
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,407
Like, money?
537
00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:58,908
Real money.
538
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,210
This means so much to me.
539
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,913
Thank you, guys.
540
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:05,415
I really appreciate it.
541
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:06,748
We got your back, Poppy!
542
00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:09,014
No one yells the thing
we're all thinking like Miggy.
543
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,519
- Damn right!
- We love you.
544
00:20:10,553 --> 00:20:12,055
- We love you, Poppy!
- We love you.
545
00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:14,590
And, you know, not to be that guy,
546
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:17,559
but Rory spilled my salad earlier.
547
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,295
It was $15.95.
548
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,621
You ruined it.
549
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:23,965
Hello!
550
00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:25,878
Damn it.
I thought I was ready.
551
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:28,606
- "Hi, Tracy," is what I meant to say.
- Hi, Will.
552
00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:30,707
That was a really good Mrs. Doubtfire.
553
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,442
Oh, I know.
554
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:36,013
Hey, would you like to get
coffee with me sometime?
555
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:37,048
Just as friends?
556
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,149
Are you sure you're not too busy
557
00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,718
trying to land Gary's plane?
558
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,220
Can I be honest with you?
559
00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:44,422
- Gary does not exist.
- What?
560
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,490
- Yeah.
- I am shook!
561
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:48,558
- I'm so sorry I've been so weird.
- Ahh.
562
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,796
I-I just... I've never
worked with an ex before.
563
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:54,898
Me neither! I can't believe
I dated a co-worker.
564
00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:56,567
- Mm-hmm.
- Why didn't my friends stop me?
565
00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:58,035
That is exactly what I've been saying.
566
00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,436
There's too much interaction,
567
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:00,975
especially when we're both
obsessed with toast.
568
00:21:00,999 --> 00:21:03,341
Right? Hey, are you thrown off
by the fact that the new toaster
569
00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:05,843
goes all the way to 10,
so now 5 is medium-brown
570
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,147
as opposed to the most brown?
571
00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:08,871
It has ruined my life!
572
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,817
Hey, you guys hear?
573
00:21:12,849 --> 00:21:14,685
Will and Tracy broke up.
574
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:17,818
I'm Guy McCormick, and that's the news.
575
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,458
Oh, dear.