1 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:04,453 God, I hate when they close the school for no reason. 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,269 Well, there is a good reason. 3 00:00:06,302 --> 00:00:07,773 Teacher enrichment? It's gonna be off the hook. 4 00:00:07,798 --> 00:00:09,062 You didn't hear this from me, 5 00:00:09,113 --> 00:00:12,251 but word on the street is there's gonna be bagels. 6 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:14,579 So, now we're stuck with them? Is that even legal? 7 00:00:14,612 --> 00:00:16,713 Guess that means I'm bringing Graham to the law firm with me. 8 00:00:16,746 --> 00:00:18,448 And apparently Rory, too, 9 00:00:18,481 --> 00:00:20,884 because he is obsessed with some dumb law show. 10 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:23,553 It's called "Gavel Town," and it's about Deb Schwepps, 11 00:00:23,586 --> 00:00:25,189 a big-city lawyer who gets banished 12 00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,923 to a small town in Georgia. 13 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:28,926 Tagline... "Don't judge her." 14 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:31,262 My man. 15 00:00:31,295 --> 00:00:33,431 My job is nothing like "Gavel Town." 16 00:00:33,463 --> 00:00:35,098 Overruled. 17 00:00:35,131 --> 00:00:36,967 - Pro bono, you didn't! - What's that? 18 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,735 "LL"? Who's LL? 19 00:00:38,768 --> 00:00:40,604 Cool J or Bean? Cool J or Bean?! 20 00:00:40,637 --> 00:00:43,240 Okay, it's "landlord," as in the Winebrary landlord, 21 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:45,609 and I haven't opened it yet because it's scary mail, 22 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:47,678 and when I get scary mail, I have to wait 23 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,412 until I'm emotionally ready to read it. 24 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:51,414 And I'm thinking I'll be there in about 10 more business days. 25 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:53,518 Well, that's insane. What if it's important? 26 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:55,118 Uh, what's important 27 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:56,987 is that she's honoring her own timetable, 28 00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:58,588 and there's real power in that. 29 00:00:58,621 --> 00:01:00,591 To which I say, madam... 30 00:01:03,169 --> 00:01:04,262 Sorry. 31 00:01:04,294 --> 00:01:05,829 I've been spending a lot of time at the Winebrary, 32 00:01:05,863 --> 00:01:07,231 and it's having a real effect on me. 33 00:01:07,264 --> 00:01:09,399 I'm very into female empowerment now, 34 00:01:09,432 --> 00:01:11,768 and also I am drunk most of the time. 35 00:01:11,801 --> 00:01:13,571 Wait, so you've been skipping out on work? 36 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:15,473 As much as possible. I just can't face it. 37 00:01:15,505 --> 00:01:18,208 It's been so awkward since I broke up with Tracy. 38 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,810 I have been doing a lot of pretend phone calls. 39 00:01:24,648 --> 00:01:27,151 Gary? Gary, calm down! 40 00:01:27,184 --> 00:01:28,586 I can help you land this plane, 41 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:29,954 but you gotta remain calm, okay? 42 00:01:29,987 --> 00:01:31,321 Gary? Gary, lower your voice. 43 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:32,570 Gary, pull up! 44 00:01:32,595 --> 00:01:34,864 Gary!! 45 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:38,963 I'm sorry, I just couldn't watch you land another plane. 46 00:01:38,996 --> 00:01:40,964 Are you almost done with the toaster? 47 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:42,666 Guys, I dated my boss. 48 00:01:42,699 --> 00:01:45,268 Why did you let me do that? This is on you. 49 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:46,437 Okay, while you were all spellbound 50 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,839 by his story about toast, I did a thing. 51 00:01:48,872 --> 00:01:50,141 I opened the mail. 52 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:53,109 Turns out that they raised your rent two months ago, 53 00:01:53,142 --> 00:01:56,012 and between the late fees and some other crap, 54 00:01:56,045 --> 00:01:57,982 you owe 8 grand. 55 00:01:58,014 --> 00:01:59,916 Douglas, this is why I said don't open it! 56 00:01:59,949 --> 00:02:02,219 And not to be that guy, but you also owe me 10 bucks 57 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,353 from the movies last week. 58 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:09,025 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 59 00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:12,330 I can't believe this. 60 00:02:12,363 --> 00:02:14,298 Like, what kind of landlord just raises the rent? 61 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:17,268 A good one. I raise the rent on the shed every year. 62 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,970 You're not seeing a dime over 5%. 63 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:21,805 Talk to us when our lease is over. 64 00:02:21,839 --> 00:02:23,874 Oh, okay, look, I'm gonna write you a check, 65 00:02:23,906 --> 00:02:25,976 and I'm gonna fix this all up, all right? 66 00:02:26,009 --> 00:02:29,309 Oh, you think you can just solve a woman's problem 67 00:02:29,334 --> 00:02:31,181 - with your checkbook? - Yes. 68 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:32,450 Why don't you swipe your credit card 69 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:33,951 on her ass while you're at it? 70 00:02:33,983 --> 00:02:35,452 Will, you gotta hang out here less. 71 00:02:35,485 --> 00:02:37,088 Douglas, I don't need your money. 72 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,857 - I'm gonna handle this on my own. - Okay, option B... 73 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:44,095 and I'm sure this isn't gonna be a crowd pleaser... 74 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:46,297 - cut your losses and close. - Huh? 75 00:02:46,329 --> 00:02:48,299 - Huh?! - W-What? 76 00:02:48,332 --> 00:02:50,033 It's the best business decision. 77 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,469 Douglas Robert Fogerty. Close?! 78 00:02:52,502 --> 00:02:53,637 There is no way in hell 79 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,538 I would ever shut down the Winebrary! 80 00:02:55,572 --> 00:02:57,741 I'm gonna figure this out. 81 00:02:57,775 --> 00:02:58,908 Yeah, and I'm gonna help! 82 00:02:58,941 --> 00:03:00,844 As long as it doesn't involve going near KZOP, 83 00:03:00,877 --> 00:03:02,713 seeing Tracy, or making toast. 84 00:03:02,745 --> 00:03:04,781 That's a real trigger snack for me. 85 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:06,050 Oh, see, my trigger snack is popcorn. 86 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:07,484 It's just like, oh, so g... 87 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:09,787 Wait, don't distract me! Come on, let's go, Will. 88 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,021 Watch the bar for me, okay? 89 00:03:11,055 --> 00:03:12,690 W-W-W-Wait, 90 00:03:12,722 --> 00:03:14,824 y-you're gonna leave me alone with these people? 91 00:03:17,794 --> 00:03:20,030 "These people" are regulars. 92 00:03:20,064 --> 00:03:22,166 Right, right. And what do they call themselves? 93 00:03:22,198 --> 00:03:23,868 The, uh... The Wine-o's? 94 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,102 Winebrarians. And we run this joint. 95 00:03:26,136 --> 00:03:27,604 I've seen this on Animal Planet, 96 00:03:27,638 --> 00:03:29,707 and I'm the antelope. 97 00:03:29,739 --> 00:03:31,274 Objection! 98 00:03:31,307 --> 00:03:34,412 Judge, this is a mockery of our judicial system. 99 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:35,979 In New York City... 100 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:37,448 You're not in New York City anymore! 101 00:03:38,816 --> 00:03:40,785 You're in Gavel Town. 102 00:03:40,817 --> 00:03:42,686 You're gonna be eatin' those words 103 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,189 with your grits for breakfast. 104 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,791 Your mom's office is nothing like this show. 105 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:50,828 Yeah, this place is the pits. 106 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,929 Mom, we're bored. 107 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:55,132 Well, I'm bored every day of my life. 108 00:03:55,164 --> 00:03:57,467 That's why they pay me the medium bucks. 109 00:03:57,501 --> 00:03:59,136 - Hey, hey, hey! - Oh, my God. 110 00:03:59,168 --> 00:04:01,672 Sorry. I forgot you worked here. 111 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:04,007 Yeah, people always tell me that. 112 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:06,176 Anyway, I can't stop thinking about Poppy. 113 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,310 I wish we could help her. 114 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:09,412 I spent all my money on my custom calendars. 115 00:04:09,446 --> 00:04:12,817 "Miggy at Large: 2020." 116 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:15,953 This is just you shirtless around the office. 117 00:04:15,986 --> 00:04:18,456 Right? Plus I added three new months... 118 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:21,157 Monember, Julip, and February Two. 119 00:04:21,191 --> 00:04:22,460 Oh, oh, oh! 120 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:24,994 Hey, maybe we can sell those and make money for Poppy. 121 00:04:25,027 --> 00:04:27,465 Miggy, no one wants to buy a calendar in late February. 122 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,333 I mean, the year is basically half over. 123 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:31,001 - What? - Hello, co-workers! 124 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:33,070 And co-lurkers. 125 00:04:33,102 --> 00:04:35,271 My niece is selling Girl Scout Cookies, 126 00:04:35,304 --> 00:04:37,107 - and I would love it if you... - Tell her to go shake it 127 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,143 outside the grocery store like everyone else. 128 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:41,679 Beat it, Kammy. 129 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:45,116 Bye, Kammy. See you later. 130 00:04:46,383 --> 00:04:47,818 Oh, my God. 131 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,185 That's it! 132 00:04:50,287 --> 00:04:51,455 I have been buying crap 133 00:04:51,487 --> 00:04:52,789 from my co-workers for years... 134 00:04:52,823 --> 00:04:54,291 cookies, wrapping paper, 135 00:04:54,323 --> 00:04:56,292 magazines because apparently those still exist. 136 00:04:56,326 --> 00:04:59,629 But I've never hit them up for any cash. 137 00:04:59,662 --> 00:05:03,299 Today is the day... we are fundraising 138 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,402 for the Winebrary! 139 00:05:05,436 --> 00:05:07,003 I don't know if people are gonna give us money 140 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:09,140 for our friend's wine/bookstore. 141 00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:10,540 But what about raising money 142 00:05:10,573 --> 00:05:12,742 for our beloved co-worker Dolores 143 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:14,811 who's recovering from a hip injury? 144 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:16,112 Hold up, who's Dolores? 145 00:05:16,145 --> 00:05:17,580 No one. 146 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:19,282 I just made her up. 147 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:21,217 Angie, you bad. 148 00:05:21,251 --> 00:05:22,987 Ooh! 149 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,121 All right, plan time. 150 00:05:25,155 --> 00:05:26,190 I just checked the forecast. 151 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:28,324 We got a Category Five brainstorm coming! 152 00:05:28,357 --> 00:05:29,859 Not now, Will, I'm looking for something. 153 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:32,729 Ah-ha! I found it. 154 00:05:32,763 --> 00:05:34,307 My engagement ring from Ron. 155 00:05:34,331 --> 00:05:35,478 It's my backup plan. 156 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,801 I always told myself if I got in a pinch, I could sell it, 157 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:39,436 and we're in pinch time, baby! 158 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,839 Okay, you know, there's actually a little part of me 159 00:05:41,871 --> 00:05:43,840 that thought you were gonna propose to me right now, 160 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,844 and my immediate answer was not no. 161 00:05:46,876 --> 00:05:48,011 I-I'm gonna blow by that. 162 00:05:48,044 --> 00:05:49,646 This is worth a lot of money. 163 00:05:49,679 --> 00:05:50,881 Ron was a bad husband, 164 00:05:50,914 --> 00:05:52,249 but he could splurge on some jewelry. 165 00:05:52,282 --> 00:05:53,951 - Mm. - That and designer overalls. 166 00:05:53,984 --> 00:05:55,152 So, we find a jewelry store, 167 00:05:55,184 --> 00:05:56,487 and I help you jack up the price. 168 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,722 I've already got a character locked and loaded 169 00:05:58,754 --> 00:06:00,423 that is going to guarantee you top dollar. 170 00:06:00,456 --> 00:06:02,959 Fine. But just don't do your Mrs. Doubtfire voice. 171 00:06:02,992 --> 00:06:04,561 Honestly? 172 00:06:04,595 --> 00:06:05,696 I might. 173 00:06:05,729 --> 00:06:07,255 Don't. 174 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,124 I might. 175 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:12,553 Hello! 176 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:15,806 Hello. 177 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:21,042 Beautiful, isn't it? And not small. 178 00:06:21,074 --> 00:06:22,727 I mean, look at what that thing 179 00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:23,721 did to my finger. 180 00:06:23,746 --> 00:06:25,555 It's called finger droop. Whoop! 181 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:27,148 You want me to look, or you want me to listen? 182 00:06:27,235 --> 00:06:28,804 Oh, yeah, you do your thing. Sorry. 183 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:30,738 Um, excuse me. 184 00:06:30,772 --> 00:06:32,041 I'm developing a headache 185 00:06:32,074 --> 00:06:34,309 from the glare of that majestic piece. 186 00:06:34,341 --> 00:06:36,445 - You're not selling it, are you? - I am. 187 00:06:36,478 --> 00:06:38,480 Mark Tiffany! 188 00:06:38,512 --> 00:06:40,416 Yes, that Tiffany. 189 00:06:40,449 --> 00:06:41,949 I was just doing my regular stroll 190 00:06:41,983 --> 00:06:43,752 through the District... that's what we call 191 00:06:43,784 --> 00:06:45,386 the Diamond District in my family. 192 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:46,922 That must save you a great deal of time. 193 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:48,289 Mm. 194 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:50,625 May I? 195 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:51,894 Oh, it's spectacular. 196 00:06:51,926 --> 00:06:53,961 99-scale capture, 197 00:06:53,995 --> 00:06:55,798 deep-pressed water blessings... 198 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:58,100 The 4 and 12s are nearly jumping off the crest-piece! 199 00:06:58,132 --> 00:06:59,635 I-It's a wearable miracle! 200 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:01,402 I'll give you 200 bucks. 201 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:02,437 $200?! 202 00:07:02,471 --> 00:07:03,839 - What? - Yeah. 203 00:07:03,872 --> 00:07:05,973 For the band that holds that fake diamond. 204 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:08,810 What?! It's fake? 205 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:11,884 Ron told me he spent a fortune on this. 206 00:07:11,947 --> 00:07:13,517 Well, uh, congratulations. 207 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:14,718 Sounds like you divorced the right guy. 208 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:24,995 Hey, Gabe, sorry to bother you, 209 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,397 but we're collecting money for Dolores. 210 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:29,066 Dolores? Do I know Dolores? 211 00:07:29,098 --> 00:07:31,235 Of course you know Dolores. 212 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,070 She drives a mid-size sedan, 213 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,905 loves Showtime. 214 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:37,240 She's got a real middle-of-the-face kind of nose. 215 00:07:37,274 --> 00:07:40,244 Anyway, we're... we're raising money for her hip replacement. 216 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:43,514 Yeah, sure, uh... I got something here for her. 217 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:46,916 She's actually getting both hips replaced. 218 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:48,752 Yeah, she fell and broke one hip, 219 00:07:48,784 --> 00:07:51,320 then got up, whoop! 220 00:07:51,353 --> 00:07:53,122 Fell and broke the other one. 221 00:07:53,156 --> 00:07:54,324 Yeah. 222 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:56,693 Then she landed in the toilet, got a staph infection. 223 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,361 It's tragic. 224 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,964 So tragic. 225 00:08:00,964 --> 00:08:02,266 Thanks, Gabe! 226 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:03,533 Oh, by the way, I hope they find your brother. 227 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,869 Thanks. 228 00:08:05,901 --> 00:08:07,103 Yo, you were amazing. 229 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,372 Where did that story even come from? 230 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,440 I don't know! 231 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,708 It just flowed out of me. 232 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,341 Am I a master storyteller? 233 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,344 - Should I start hitting open mics? - Yeah. 234 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:15,478 Ha! 235 00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:17,113 Don't give us that look. 236 00:08:17,146 --> 00:08:18,382 I know lying is wrong, 237 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,217 but it's for a good cause, so that makes it okay. 238 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,685 Spare us the after-school special. 239 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,320 We're bored and want in. 240 00:08:23,353 --> 00:08:24,420 And we can help. 241 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:26,356 These dimples are just sitting here, 242 00:08:26,389 --> 00:08:27,725 ready to make you money. 243 00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:33,096 As tempting as it is to use your pretty faces, 244 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,298 that would make me a bad mom... that and the fact 245 00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:36,365 that I count ranch dressing as a vegetable. 246 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:37,934 Now, you two run along, 247 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:39,068 go get yourself a snack, okay? 248 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:42,038 Don't worry. That one's on Gabe. 249 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,776 Rory, why did we get one salad 250 00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:48,878 when we could've gotten 10 plastic-wrapped apples? 251 00:08:48,912 --> 00:08:50,080 Because I really want to tell people 252 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:52,115 that I'm saving space for dinner. 253 00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:54,217 - Oh, no! No! - Ooh. Ooh. 254 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,519 I'm so sorry. 255 00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:56,787 Uh... uh... 256 00:08:56,819 --> 00:08:59,322 Here. 257 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:00,724 Here's $20. You guys get another. 258 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:02,592 - I'm sorry. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:05,695 Aw, man. 260 00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:07,965 Graham, do you know what this means? 261 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:10,567 - 20 plastic-wrapped apples? - No. 262 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,668 With that one salad, 263 00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,705 we can bleed this office dry 264 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,172 and help Poppy save the Winebrary. 265 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,474 We'll bleed them 266 00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:19,041 just like Deb Schwepps' low-life ex-husband did 267 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:20,177 on "Gavel Town." 268 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,079 There's scams on "Gavel Town"? 269 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:25,783 There's everything on "Gavel Town." 270 00:09:27,683 --> 00:09:30,887 I can't help but feel like I'm not welcome here. 271 00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:32,485 Pretty sure they hate you, Dad. 272 00:09:32,510 --> 00:09:34,345 The one in the glasses is mine. 273 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:35,658 I wouldn't read into it. 274 00:09:35,692 --> 00:09:37,727 As long as you pour them wine, they won't hurt you. 275 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,566 All righty, ladies. 276 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,835 That'll be $9.50. 277 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,936 Here you go. 278 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,673 What the hell is this? 279 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:51,607 A Bess Buck. 280 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,909 Keep the change. 281 00:09:55,477 --> 00:09:56,779 I mean, really? 282 00:09:56,812 --> 00:09:58,582 It's basically an IOU. 283 00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:01,552 Poppy lets the Winebrarians use them to pay for drinks. 284 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:04,129 Here. It's all in the books. 285 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:10,226 What? Wait a minute. 286 00:10:10,259 --> 00:10:12,495 No way, p-people are paying for drinks 287 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,832 with folded pieces of notebook paper? 288 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,601 Good God, Fran has a deal 289 00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,269 where she doesn't have to pay for drinks 290 00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:21,738 un... until a woman is president? 291 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:23,106 No, no. 292 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,741 This stops now. 293 00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:28,745 There's a new sheriff in town. 294 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,581 Buckle up. 295 00:10:34,484 --> 00:10:37,421 Oh, no! My salad! 296 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,654 Aw! 297 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,965 Hey there. Looks like your hips work. 298 00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:49,900 You got money for someone with two janky ones? 299 00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:56,472 Hey, helter skelter, back in the van. 300 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,648 But I'm so hungry! 301 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,426 Anything for Dolores? 302 00:11:19,796 --> 00:11:21,365 Thank you. 303 00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:29,272 You pee, you pay. 304 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:39,382 6,998, 6,999... 305 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,084 7,000! 306 00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:44,387 There's 70 bucks here. 307 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:45,789 That's why I was counting in pennies. 308 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,890 - It's much more exciting. - Did someone say, 309 00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:49,592 "Ain't no scam like a Rory scam 310 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,513 'cause a Rory scam's got Graham"? 311 00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,650 Oh, my God! 312 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,353 There must be, like, 50,000 pennies here! 313 00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,687 I know I should be mad 314 00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:01,158 and force you to return this, but instead, 315 00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:02,526 I'm gonna keep it. 316 00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:03,692 'Cause it's just so flattering 317 00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:05,961 when you see yourself in your child. 318 00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:09,799 Oh! It is true! 319 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:12,368 You raised all this money for me? 320 00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,804 Who the hell are you? 321 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,471 I'm Dolores! 322 00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:20,110 Ohh, so that's where I got it from. 323 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,548 Pack it up, Shakespeare. 324 00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,682 Everyone here is writing a screenplay. 325 00:12:26,716 --> 00:12:29,351 Yeah, you're the one it's gonna happen for. 326 00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:30,754 Sure. 327 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,557 I think you guys are missing the real point. 328 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:36,692 The Winebrary is all about vibe. 329 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,695 It's not supposed to feel like an airport. 330 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,830 Well, maybe it should. Airports make money. 331 00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,532 Vibe don't keep the lights on. 332 00:12:42,564 --> 00:12:45,000 Dude, the regulars are leaving! 333 00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,068 That's okay. Let them. 334 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:48,370 Sometimes you gotta prune the vine to get to the harvest. 335 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:49,840 Look, if you want to make money 336 00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:51,307 and turn them into paying customers, 337 00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:52,676 then I know what to do. 338 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:53,909 But you're not gonna like it. 339 00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:55,511 Does it involve Enya? 340 00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:58,447 No. It's listening. Just try it. 341 00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:04,254 Ladies, why don't you join me for a glass of... 342 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:07,423 Girls Just Wine-a Have Fun? 343 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:08,924 - Oh, come on. - Oh, my God. 344 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:10,526 On the house. 345 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:11,694 - That would be nice. - Okay. 346 00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,697 - Maybe. - Okay. All right. 347 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:16,600 I can't believe that my backup plan was a fake ring. 348 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,701 Actually, I can. 349 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,436 I mean, I married Ron, for God's sakes. 350 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,371 Then I started a business that's now underwater, 351 00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,206 and I can't even open mail that scares me. 352 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:26,643 Plus, you're wearing two very similar, but different shoes. 353 00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:28,945 Oh, get it together, Banks! 354 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,412 See? I'm a mess. 355 00:13:30,446 --> 00:13:31,815 I'm not a badass businesswoman... 356 00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:34,183 I'm a big dummy who makes bad decisions! 357 00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:36,285 I hate seeing you so down on yourself. 358 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:39,389 It's just, I've been at this rock-bottom place before. 359 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,194 I remember feeling this lost the day I decided to leave Ron. 360 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,495 It was every woman's worst nightmare. 361 00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:48,197 You caught him cheating? 362 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,966 No, he bought an alpaca 363 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,468 with the last of our savings. 364 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,601 Aww. Alpacas are cute. 365 00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:53,702 - Will... - Sorry. 366 00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:56,005 Something inside me just snapped. 367 00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:57,740 You know what? 368 00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:58,741 No. 369 00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:00,010 No. 370 00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:03,947 No, Ron. 371 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,715 It was the weirdest feeling. 372 00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,450 I'm driving around, and Rory's in the back, 373 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,151 nowhere to go, no one to talk to, 374 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:11,854 no idea what I was gonna do with my life, 375 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,322 and that's when I saw it. 376 00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,102 Ah, the Winebrary. 377 00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:17,180 - Okay, stop skipping ahead! - Sorry again. 378 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,238 You like it? 379 00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:31,640 I love it. 380 00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:32,909 How much? 381 00:14:32,942 --> 00:14:34,678 50 bucks. 382 00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:36,580 $50? 383 00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:37,680 That's insane. 384 00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:39,281 Look, Team Poppy all day, 385 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,776 but maybe your landlord should raise your rent. 386 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:42,908 Oh, no, no, no. 387 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,283 So, that guy was just a squatter 388 00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:46,006 who thought I was propositioning him. 389 00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,932 I met the real landlord a few days later. 390 00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:49,977 Poppy, do you hear yourself? 391 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:51,177 You took a dark moment 392 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,879 and turned your whole life around! 393 00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,815 You're right. I don't wallow... 394 00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,317 I face my fears head-on. 395 00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,219 I don't need a stupid ring to be my backup plan. 396 00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,520 My backup plan is me. 397 00:14:59,552 --> 00:15:02,355 I want to say "Yaaaas queen" so bad. It's right there. 398 00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:04,157 I appreciate the restraint, 399 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,627 but I thank you for being with me today, Will. 400 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,963 Bring it in. Ohh. 401 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,197 And you know what? 402 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:13,234 You've inspired me. 403 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,669 I want to try to be friends with Tracy. 404 00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,237 I think of all you've gone through 405 00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,705 with Ron and your business 406 00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:20,541 and your current shoe situation... 407 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,376 Dude, your shoes have wheels on them. 408 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:24,945 True. 409 00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:26,347 But if you can get through all of that, 410 00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,849 then I can get through some awkward moments with my ex. 411 00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:30,383 All right! 412 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,418 Take me to KZOP. 413 00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:33,787 I'm ready to make some toast. 414 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,489 I am so proud of you. 415 00:15:36,794 --> 00:15:38,463 Launch me. 416 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,831 So, after my drinking got the best of me, my husband left me. 417 00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,718 I needed a place to go, 418 00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:47,870 - and this place became my home. - Wow. 419 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,873 So, you picked a bar. 420 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:53,308 Okay, there's no judgment. Just listening. 421 00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,444 Poppy was really there for me. 422 00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:59,649 She was my shoulder to cry on. She was my therapist. 423 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:00,850 She was my maid of honor 424 00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:02,685 when I married myself down at the courthouse. 425 00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:05,954 I don't think I would be alive today 426 00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,555 - if it were not for her. - Mm. 427 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,459 Well, you know, I-I-I'm just trying to fix things for Poppy. 428 00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:12,161 You know, I always assumed 429 00:16:12,194 --> 00:16:14,263 that this place was just paper and grapes, 430 00:16:14,297 --> 00:16:17,667 but I can see that it's so much more. 431 00:16:17,699 --> 00:16:19,968 Fixing is his love language. 432 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:20,870 - Ohh. - Ah. 433 00:16:20,903 --> 00:16:22,337 My what now? 434 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:23,773 Oh, it's how you show people you care. 435 00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:25,742 Right? 436 00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:28,043 But, you know, since we're on the topic, 437 00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,446 maybe you can get your love languages 438 00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:33,183 to help you pay your Winebrary bills 439 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,818 so Poppy can pay hers. 440 00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,386 Eh. 441 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,057 What are they doing? 442 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,993 Are they gonna turn into one giant Winebrarian? 443 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:45,962 No, this is good. 444 00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,297 They're considering it. 445 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,731 This is how they decided 446 00:16:48,764 --> 00:16:52,034 to let Miggy join their full moon drum circle last month. 447 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,136 How often are you here, Sophie? 448 00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:55,137 A lot. 449 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,438 My dad had a girlfriend last year, 450 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:59,007 so really lost track of me. 451 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,643 Man, I can't believe someone named Dolores works here 452 00:17:01,677 --> 00:17:03,712 and she needed two new hips. 453 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:07,181 Yeah. I guess that's why that lie came out so smooth. 454 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,671 I'm not a master storyteller. 455 00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,141 I'm just a really bad person. 456 00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,241 This sucks. 457 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,310 We stole that money fair and square. 458 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,379 She just took it. 459 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,148 Honestly, I think she's faking. 460 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,816 You know, episode 109 of "Gavel Town," 461 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,584 "Innocent Until Proven Filthy." 462 00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,587 - So basically, the... - Rory, not right now, okay? 463 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,389 We are in crisis mode! 464 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,923 Hey, my calendars! 465 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,895 Oh, my God. 466 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,297 He's covering his junk with my work cardigan. 467 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,500 I love it! 468 00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,204 He's bench-pressing my chair! 469 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,438 In June! 470 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,207 - That's... That's my birth month! - I know. 471 00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:45,474 This calendar is about all of us. 472 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,576 I gotta have one. How much? 473 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,545 - 20 bucks a pop? - Sold. 474 00:17:49,578 --> 00:17:51,580 Yeah, I-I can do that. 475 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,615 - I can do that. - Yeah. 476 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,710 Miggy, we can charge double if they're signed. 477 00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:57,917 - Oh. - Start signing. 478 00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,245 Show these kids how to forge your signature. 479 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,221 Okay, okay. 480 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,893 - Hey! - Douglas. 481 00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:05,014 What a day. 482 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,262 Oh, you're so peppy. 483 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,663 So, you must have gotten the rent? 484 00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:10,800 Nope. In fact, I lost money today. 485 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,735 Got a parking ticket downtown. 486 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,237 That curb was a big girl. She was red as hell. 487 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,139 So, why are you happy? 488 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,974 Because I remembered I'm resilient. 489 00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:20,476 I mean, I'll figure out a way 490 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:21,877 to pay for this place. 491 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,947 Maybe, you know, get a small business loan, 492 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,582 or start serving cheese. 493 00:18:25,614 --> 00:18:27,249 Wine and cheese is a thing, right? 494 00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,685 Listen to me. 495 00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:31,054 There is no way that you're losing this business... 496 00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,855 not if I have anything to say about it. 497 00:18:32,889 --> 00:18:35,158 That's right. I'm a convert. 498 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,492 - I love it here. - Say what now? 499 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,562 I don't know, maybe it's a combination 500 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,663 of knowledge and alcohol because I... 501 00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,433 All right, no. You know what? 502 00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,767 I'm not gonna mansplain your business to you. 503 00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,237 You know why it's great. 504 00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:49,939 Oh, my God. I am very turned on right now. 505 00:18:49,971 --> 00:18:50,939 Oh? 506 00:18:50,972 --> 00:18:52,274 And also a little concerned. 507 00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:54,410 Did you vape with Fran in the alley? Fran! 508 00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:56,311 I only vape in the restroom now! 509 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,815 Poppy, you have built this business from the ground up. 510 00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,618 And also there's an army of people 511 00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:04,320 who will fight to make sure that you can keep it going. 512 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,257 Now, I have been drinking Chardonnay 513 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:08,590 for the past six hours, 514 00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:09,926 and I need to lie down. 515 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,126 - Okay. - Stop! 516 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,415 Don't lock it down! 517 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,297 Miggy, there's no bulldozer. It's just a rent increase. 518 00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,799 I know. I tried to explain it, 519 00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:19,135 but he just really wanted to see a bulldozer today. 520 00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:22,372 Poppy, we come bearing gifts. 521 00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,306 We are proud to present to you this gift of... 522 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,175 Oh, my God, you talk slow. 523 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,244 Here you go, Mom. 524 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,014 Money? 525 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,217 Oh, my gosh, you guys! 526 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:36,986 How did you... 527 00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:38,320 Thank you. 528 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,055 Yeah, as much as I'd like to take credit, 529 00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:42,592 this one was all Miggy. 530 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:44,059 Guys, this calendar is making me 531 00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:46,696 reconsider my stance on heterosexual sex. 532 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,131 And office work. 533 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,833 Check this mess... 534 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:53,969 we are going to start paying for our drinks now. 535 00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,105 - With usable cash? - Mm-hmm. 536 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,407 Like, money? 537 00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:58,908 Real money. 538 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,210 This means so much to me. 539 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,913 Thank you, guys. 540 00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:05,415 I really appreciate it. 541 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:06,748 We got your back, Poppy! 542 00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:09,014 No one yells the thing we're all thinking like Miggy. 543 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,519 - Damn right! - We love you. 544 00:20:10,553 --> 00:20:12,055 - We love you, Poppy! - We love you. 545 00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:14,590 And, you know, not to be that guy, 546 00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:17,559 but Rory spilled my salad earlier. 547 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,295 It was $15.95. 548 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,621 You ruined it. 549 00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:23,965 Hello! 550 00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:25,878 Damn it. I thought I was ready. 551 00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:28,606 - "Hi, Tracy," is what I meant to say. - Hi, Will. 552 00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:30,707 That was a really good Mrs. Doubtfire. 553 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,442 Oh, I know. 554 00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:36,013 Hey, would you like to get coffee with me sometime? 555 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:37,048 Just as friends? 556 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,149 Are you sure you're not too busy 557 00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,718 trying to land Gary's plane? 558 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,220 Can I be honest with you? 559 00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:44,422 - Gary does not exist. - What? 560 00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,490 - Yeah. - I am shook! 561 00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:48,558 - I'm so sorry I've been so weird. - Ahh. 562 00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,796 I-I just... I've never worked with an ex before. 563 00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:54,898 Me neither! I can't believe I dated a co-worker. 564 00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:56,567 - Mm-hmm. - Why didn't my friends stop me? 565 00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:58,035 That is exactly what I've been saying. 566 00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,436 There's too much interaction, 567 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:00,975 especially when we're both obsessed with toast. 568 00:21:00,999 --> 00:21:03,341 Right? Hey, are you thrown off by the fact that the new toaster 569 00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:05,843 goes all the way to 10, so now 5 is medium-brown 570 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,147 as opposed to the most brown? 571 00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:08,871 It has ruined my life! 572 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,817 Hey, you guys hear? 573 00:21:12,849 --> 00:21:14,685 Will and Tracy broke up. 574 00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:17,818 I'm Guy McCormick, and that's the news. 575 00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,458 Oh, dear.