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Okay, so it happened...
Poppy and Douglas broke up.
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Doomsday scenario.
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Possibly catastrophic for the group.
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I dialed 3-1-1. They were not helpful.
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Does anybody know what happened?
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Who we mad at? Poppy? Douglas?
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A sexy, sexy stranger
yet to be revealed?
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Whoa. Easy, Angie. It's no one's fault.
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I mean, she wants a baby, he doesn't.
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It's too bad, because
I love a mixed baby.
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Half old, half young.
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That would've been so cute.
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How are Rory and the twins handling it?
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The kids don't know.
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Poppy and Douglas haven't dealt
with their own feelings yet.
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They can't help their kids
until they help themselves.
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So that's why we're meeting here.
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School on a Sunday...
guaranteed kid-free zone.
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You know what else is a no-kid zone?
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A bar.
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- Stop it.
- We should hit up a bar!
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You mean like we did yesterday
and the day before?
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Yeah, whatever.
We're single, we're drinking!
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- You're paying!
- I am.
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Damn, Angie, ever since
you broke up with Colin,
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y'all been in the groove.
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All right, we got to stop.
Our friends are hurting,
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and they should not be left alone.
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So I say we split up
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and collectively be the custom-made bra
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that supports our two
wildly different-sized friends.
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- I'll take Douglas.
- Not Poppy, your best friend?
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That makes more sense.
I just like answering quickly.
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All right, Miggy, let's get to Douglas.
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He has the emotional intelligence
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of a 1950s auto exec,
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so we probably won't even notice
anything's wrong with him.
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What do you want?
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Ang, am I doing the right thing?
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Yes, of course!
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You want a baby up in there.
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You gotta do what you gotta do
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to put a baby up in there.
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I'm sorry I said it that way.
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Me too, but okay.
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You're right.
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I mean, it's not like
if you want another kid,
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you can just wait forever.
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Bottom line... you're gonna be fine.
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I mean, better than fine...
you're gonna be great.
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Things might even be too good for you.
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You might even end up murdered,
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because that's just the way things go.
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It's Derek.
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He's here to pick up Graham.
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They're doing a photo shoot
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with Graham's LEGO Star Wars
thingy around LA landmarks.
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Yeah, first stop... the star
on the Walk of Fame
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where Harrison Ford is buried.
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Okay, Ang, you know those stars
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aren't where those people
are buried, right?
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Also, Harrison Ford is completely alive.
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Oh.
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All right. Wow. I'm about to meet Derek.
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How should I play this?
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Full bitch mode?
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Polite but cold? Or...
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we going to jail tonight?
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No, actually, things are pretty good
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between me and Derek right now.
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He's really stepping it up
as a co-parent.
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He's renting a couch,
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he's leasing a Honda.
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He's, like, really trying.
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Ang, you don't have
a crush on Derek, do you?
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No. No.
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Yeah, so you feel nothing, right?
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Nothing.
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Hey. I hope it's kosh
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that I parked my four-door car
in the driveway.
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It's actually five,
if you count the trunk.
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Six if you count the gas thingy.
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Hi. I'm Poppy...
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Angie's best friend,
Godmother to your child.
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Yeah, I've wiped his butt,
and you haven't.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist. Starting over.
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Hi, I'm Poppy.
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Poppy, yes, yes.
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The little dude has told me
so much about you.
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I heard you have a blue shirt!
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I mean, you're not wearing it now,
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but I still believe him.
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Check it! Where are we
taking this bad boy first?
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The Hollywood Sign? The Observatory?
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The Chaz Dean billbo...
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Oh, no!
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Nooooo!
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My life's work!
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Why, God, whyyyyy?!
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Oh. That stinks. But you know what?
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Everything you're feeling,
channel it to create something new.
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Use that... force.
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I got it. I got it.
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Oh, man.
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Man, just you wait!
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Aww.
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Wow.
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That "force" thing was amazing.
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- Did you think of that?
- Yeah, I think so.
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But the whole
"thinking on the fly" thing,
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I learned that from you.
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- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.
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- Nuh-uh!
- Yuh-huh!
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Nuh-uh.
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Yuh-huh.
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- Nuh-uh!
- Yuh-huh.
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Yuh-huh.
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This is wrong, man.
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I don't think he wants us here.
We should bounce.
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This whole thing
is making my shingles flare up.
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Miggy, he needs us.
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Trust the expert.
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Strong, masculine, but present.
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Watch.
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Heya, baby boy. Whatcha makin'?
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- Breakfast.
- 2:00 p.m. breakfast?
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Hell, yeah. Very European.
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If you say so.
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Listen, I'd like to say
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that I appreciate you being here,
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but I don't.
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Okay?
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So let me just be alone, please.
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Oh, fo sho, fo sho.
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We hear you, and we ain't
gonna be near you.
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Come on, Will. Let's go to that
new cream cheese restaurant.
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Miggy, we can go to
Schmear's Lookin' At You later.
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Douglas, I know this is hard to hear,
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but we're not going anywhere.
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In fact, we're just gonna stand here
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and exude quiet strength
until you're ready to...
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Really?
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I know you think you want to be alone,
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but that's not what you need.
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You need your bros.
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And they here.
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So, come on. Let's. Dive. In.
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All right.
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Maybe I do need some company today.
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I'm gonna go freshen up
and fire up the Norelco,
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put on a clean shirt,
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and then I'm gonna
come back ready to heal.
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Good.
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Thank you, guys.
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Proud of you.
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You see that?
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The process works.
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Did you just kiss your own shoulder?
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I did. You can do it, too, if you want.
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You didn't earn it,
but you can do it, too.
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Nah, I'm good.
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This is shaping up to be
a red-letter day for ol' Coop.
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Helping Douglas out, teaching
you how to support a friend...
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It's a good day.
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It's a really good day.
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Yeah, he's driving away.
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, ultimately, I'm cool
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because it was bound to happen, right?
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I mean, Douglas and I are so different.
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I can't just keep being sad about this.
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I need to move on.
Can't keep looking back.
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That's right!
You're like a dog with a cone...
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healing without looking back.
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Ow, my head.
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Oh, my God.
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This poor LEGO man's got no face.
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Oh.
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It's just turned around
the wrong way in his helmet.
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Hey, Poppy, I don't mean
to drop any eaves on you,
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but is that really
the healthiest perspective?
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Excuse me?
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Well, I just mean
that the past is a gift,
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and it helps us grow.
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If you really care about
Douglas, why forget him?
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That doesn't feel fair to either of you.
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Whoa. Uh, Derek, can we talk?
I'm gonna come down.
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- You'll come down?
- Yeah.
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Hello. Um, what you just said...
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Stupid.
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- I'm sorry.
- No.
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Uh, it was weirdly wise.
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I was kind of into it.
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But that's not
what we're doing here, okay?
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We're validating, not challenging.
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Ohh, so tell her what she wants to hear?
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Like an echo chamber?
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Yeah, exactly!
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Exactly. Exactly.
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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I don't mean to sound weird,
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but you look really nice in
under-dining-room-table light.
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Ow! Come back up.
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Ooh.
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It's weird down there.
Anyway, we got off track.
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- Just remember, no regrets.
- Yeah.
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- I refuse to feel bad about any of this.
- Yeah.
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So what if I didn't give him
a reason for the breakup?
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That's right. It is none of his beez...
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Wait. What?
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You didn't tell Douglas
why you broke up with him?
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You didn't say anything
about wanting a baby?
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No. I know he doesn't want one,
so what's the point?
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And I'm never gonna tell him.
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Yes! Silence is golden.
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- That's what's up.
- No, wait, no.
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That's not what's up.
Poppy, that's not okay.
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It's kind of cruel.
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Welp, looks like I found 'em all.
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Seventeen thousand...
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Okay, you were saying? I'm cruel?
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How could you leave him
in the dark like that?
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I mean, he must be going crazy.
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Hey, you're supposed to support me.
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Well, I want to,
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but I also feel obligated
to give it to you straight.
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Okay.
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Well, since we're giving it
to each other straight...
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you're into Derek.
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- W-What? I-I am not.
- Yeah, you are.
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He's an adult now. You love it.
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You want it. Yeah.
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And I'm not just talking
squeezy fun-fun.
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I'm talking relationship.
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You just wanna spend
a Saturday at Target
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picking up essentials.
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- What's your evidence, bro?
- Oh, I don't know,
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maybe everything you say and do.
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Yeah, what about that
"yuh-huh, nuh-uh" stuff?
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- Yuh-huh, nuh-uh, yuh-huh, nuh-uh.
- Nuh-uh.
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You're giving him
major relationship vibes.
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I am not. Do not put vibes in my mouth.
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I am just trying to be nice
to the father of my son.
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♪ V-I-B-E, you can't even lie to me ♪
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♪ You vibin'. What, what? You vibin' ♪
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Okay, this is just a little speed bump.
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We're gonna find Douglas,
and we're gonna find him alive.
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Yeah, I mean, yeah, I-I assumed.
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But... But, Will,
he said he wanted to be alone,
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and you ignored him, and now he's gone.
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Maybe that's a sign
we should just let him be.
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That's so crazy.
You're insane right now.
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You need to chill out, my man.
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Like, in a real way.
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Use me as a model.
258
00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,058
I'm chill, I'm positive, I'm calm.
259
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,860
You're not calm. You're shaking.
260
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,495
Yeah, that has
nothing to do with Douglas.
261
00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,797
I swallowed a Nespresso pod
earlier... a purple one.
262
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,031
Oh, my God. You want me
to take you to the hospital?
263
00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:54,233
I'll let you know.
264
00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:55,834
All right, we need to
find Douglas, okay?
265
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,870
You're him, you're sad. Where do you go?
266
00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:58,937
Mm, uh... uh...
267
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,372
Present-day Douglas or young Dougie?
268
00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,841
Douglas today. The Douglas
we've been talking about.
269
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,210
Okay, I'm just saying,
if it was med-school Douglas,
270
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,146
- I'd be at Delky's.
- What's Delky's?
271
00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:09,081
It's a wing place!
It's what you do in Buffalo!
272
00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,115
Come on, man!
273
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,550
Me come on? You come on!
274
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,552
We can't leave Douglas
out there walking alone
275
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,016
right after his breakup with Poppy!
276
00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:16,485
His what?
277
00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:20,087
You have such quiet feet.
278
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,571
What are you kids doing here?
279
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,860
You're supposed to be surfing with Tony.
280
00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,633
Tony kicked a stingray to death.
281
00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:27,371
Said it was for Steve Irwin.
282
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,273
He's out in the car cooling off.
283
00:09:29,313 --> 00:09:30,974
What did you say about our dad
and Poppy breaking up?
284
00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:32,443
Oh, no, you misheard.
285
00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:33,744
They're shaking it up.
286
00:09:33,846 --> 00:09:34,778
Role play stuff.
287
00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,514
Nasty. But safe! But nasty.
288
00:09:37,616 --> 00:09:40,117
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Cool. Cool, cool.
289
00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:41,106
I totally believe that.
290
00:09:41,153 --> 00:09:42,653
Because I'm a three-year-old
291
00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:45,122
with caca in my sleep sack.
292
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,200
Get real!
293
00:09:46,225 --> 00:09:47,424
Just tell us what's going on.
294
00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:48,859
We can handle it.
295
00:09:48,961 --> 00:09:50,394
We just watched Tony avenge the death
296
00:09:50,463 --> 00:09:52,763
of an Australian he didn't even know.
297
00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:54,698
Look, your parents wanted
to tell you themselves,
298
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,333
but, yes, they broke up.
299
00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,268
I'm sorry.
300
00:09:58,370 --> 00:09:59,336
Hey, sigh guy.
301
00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:00,838
A lot to process, huh?
302
00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:02,306
You need some stoic male energy?
303
00:10:02,374 --> 00:10:03,874
Nah, miss me with that mess.
304
00:10:03,976 --> 00:10:06,419
- Okay.
- I'm just worried about Douglas.
305
00:10:06,445 --> 00:10:07,611
Poor guy.
306
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,379
He's not equipped to deal
with something like this.
307
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,547
We need to find him.
308
00:10:10,616 --> 00:10:12,516
I've literally been saying
the same thing,
309
00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:13,984
but we have no idea where he went.
310
00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:15,519
- I know where he went.
- You do?
311
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:18,021
Where? Cigar lounge?
Delta Lounge? Burger Lounge?
312
00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,923
We know it's a lounge, but which lounge?
313
00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:22,326
There's only one place
Douglas would go right now.
314
00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:25,896
In times of trouble, he always
turns to a higher power.
315
00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:30,467
I know I haven't talked to you
in a while, big guy,
316
00:10:30,536 --> 00:10:33,670
but I'm here now, and I need you.
317
00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:41,144
I do not want a relationship with Derek!
318
00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:43,680
We mutually put DNA into the same guy,
319
00:10:43,705 --> 00:10:44,758
and I'm happy he's cleaning up his act,
320
00:10:44,783 --> 00:10:45,949
but that's it, case closed.
321
00:10:45,974 --> 00:10:47,061
Uh, case re-opened.
322
00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:48,352
I can always tell when you're lying.
323
00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,464
Like when you told me that you
have four pair of yoga pants,
324
00:10:50,489 --> 00:10:52,393
everyone else might believe it,
but I know it's only one.
325
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,955
It's four! They're all
wearing out in the same way
326
00:10:54,994 --> 00:10:56,727
because of a manufacturing defect!
327
00:10:56,795 --> 00:10:58,262
Stop yelling at me on my breakup day!
328
00:10:58,364 --> 00:10:59,396
Oh, is it your breakup day?
329
00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:00,697
Are we gonna celebrate it all month
330
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:01,932
like we do for your birthday?
331
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:03,867
- You love my birthday month.
- I do not.
332
00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:06,203
I can't go to a hibachi
restaurant that many times.
333
00:11:06,272 --> 00:11:08,305
- You love hibachi.
- I hate hibachi!
334
00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:10,173
It's confusing,
you have to sit with strangers,
335
00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:11,475
and... and... and the food is bad.
336
00:11:11,577 --> 00:11:13,944
Don't drag hibachi into this, man.
337
00:11:14,046 --> 00:11:15,612
That's 'bachi, dude! 'Bachi!
338
00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:16,713
And you're only saying that
339
00:11:16,815 --> 00:11:17,915
because you know I'm right about Derek.
340
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:18,944
You know what?
341
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,184
Maybe I do think about
a relationship with Derek.
342
00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:24,054
Maybe there is a world where
I want to watch him eat cereal
343
00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:26,523
and talk about changing the air filter.
344
00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,659
Okay? It's confusing.
345
00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:32,102
- Thank you.
- But you owe Douglas an explanation,
346
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,965
and you're just putting it on me
because you know I'm right.
347
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,001
No, you're just making this about me
348
00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:37,077
because you know I'm right.
349
00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:38,569
I'm out.
350
00:11:38,637 --> 00:11:40,637
Also, Derek's been standing behind you
351
00:11:40,739 --> 00:11:42,760
this whole time,
and he heard everything. Bye!
352
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:49,479
I did hear everything,
353
00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:50,948
but I'm willing to have my mind wiped
354
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,482
if you'll loan me the money.
355
00:11:57,256 --> 00:11:58,522
There's Dad's car!
356
00:11:58,591 --> 00:12:00,857
It's not a car.
It's a gentleman's coupe.
357
00:12:00,926 --> 00:12:02,125
Show some respect.
358
00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:05,028
Wow. I gotta say, I am impressed, Rory.
359
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,630
You really do know Douglas.
360
00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:08,398
See, Miggy? All's well that ends well.
361
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,167
Or should I say, ends Will?
362
00:12:10,269 --> 00:12:11,501
I don't like that, man.
363
00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:13,804
It's true, guys.
I really do know Douglas.
364
00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:16,073
I've really gotten
to know him this past year.
365
00:12:16,175 --> 00:12:18,875
We've become very close.
366
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,077
Which is why it's a shame
367
00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:21,178
that he has broken my mom's heart
368
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,679
and now I must murder him.
369
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,559
- Go. Go, go, go, go, go!
- What?!
370
00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,184
- Rory? Rory?
- Go, go! Let's go!
371
00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:29,319
- Murder is fun!
- Move! Move!
372
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:31,496
Museums are for learning!
373
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:36,330
Uh, okay. So, did you h-hear
the part where...
374
00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,932
I heard all the parts.
Especially the one where you said
375
00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:40,534
you wanted to be
in a relationship with me?
376
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:41,821
I said maybe.
377
00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:43,389
And I was in a fight
with my best friend.
378
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,625
That's legally the same as being drunk.
379
00:12:45,693 --> 00:12:47,793
You don't have to backpedal. This is...
380
00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:50,096
It's obviously a-a sexy situation...
381
00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:52,231
No, no, no. This is not sexy.
382
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,634
And this is definitely not a situation.
383
00:12:54,736 --> 00:12:58,871
Oh, well, that's a bummer.
Because... the truth is,
384
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:00,921
I want that, too.
385
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:02,208
I want to be with you.
386
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,976
What?
387
00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:05,945
- You do?
- I do.
388
00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,047
Very much.
389
00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:10,216
Well...
390
00:13:10,285 --> 00:13:12,785
We're just getting into a really
good co-parenting rhythm,
391
00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:14,053
and I... I don't...
392
00:13:14,122 --> 00:13:15,915
I don't want to do anything
that'll risk that.
393
00:13:15,993 --> 00:13:17,757
I know. I totally agree.
394
00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:19,959
But also, what if we just did?
395
00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:22,461
Listen, Graham goes to camp
every summer.
396
00:13:22,563 --> 00:13:24,563
What if you came with me
to Barstow while he's away?
397
00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:26,098
We could figure out what this is.
398
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,434
You could finally get to know Phoebe.
399
00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:29,535
That's my turtle.
400
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:31,937
Yeah, I know. She sent me a valentine.
401
00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:33,706
That was from me.
402
00:13:33,808 --> 00:13:35,541
Yeah, I figured.
403
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:37,943
If we don't try, we'll always wonder.
404
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,947
Mom, Derek, look what I made!
405
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,649
I didn't even use instructions.
406
00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:45,017
But it looks great, right?
407
00:13:45,086 --> 00:13:47,019
That makes me want to be a real LEGO man
408
00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:48,387
so I can fly it.
409
00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:50,256
You see... you see these orange ones?
410
00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:53,592
Basically, this thing here,
this is actually laser-proof.
411
00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:54,860
- Laser-proof?
- Yeah.
412
00:13:54,962 --> 00:13:57,930
- And, um, right in here...
- Yeah?
413
00:13:57,999 --> 00:14:00,166
This is where they eat snacks.
414
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,268
- Oh, that's a snack hole?
- Yeah.
415
00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:05,271
I keep replaying it and replaying it,
416
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,006
and I don't understand it, Dutch.
417
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:09,809
She was supposed to be my Nancy.
418
00:14:09,877 --> 00:14:11,744
Hello, Douglas.
419
00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:13,546
Rory, what are you doing here?
420
00:14:13,648 --> 00:14:14,680
I have come to murder you.
421
00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,549
And that would go down how?
422
00:14:16,651 --> 00:14:20,119
I mean, I figured I could
find something to throw at you.
423
00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:21,328
Maybe a sword.
424
00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,171
Feel like a lot of museums have swords.
425
00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:25,691
I don't know. I'm just mad at you.
426
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,326
Well, I'm mad at me, too.
427
00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:29,395
Your mom was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me,
428
00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:30,863
and... and I blew it.
429
00:14:30,932 --> 00:14:32,431
Then she broke up with me.
430
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:36,001
Wait. She broke up with you?
431
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,703
- Why?
- I-I don't know.
432
00:14:37,805 --> 00:14:38,771
She never told me.
433
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,506
But you know your mom...
she's a smart woman,
434
00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:43,542
so she must have had a good reason.
435
00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:47,113
Well, this sucks.
436
00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:48,914
You know, I didn't like you
for a long time.
437
00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:51,417
- Same.
- Mm.
438
00:14:51,486 --> 00:14:53,586
But now I do.
439
00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:54,820
Same.
440
00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:57,189
So, we came all this way,
441
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,525
and now, just like that,
you're out of my life?
442
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:01,260
Hey, Rory,
443
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:03,496
I will never be out of your life.
444
00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:05,364
Okay? Look at me. Look at me!
445
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,166
- I'm looking straight at you.
- I know.
446
00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:09,668
It just sounded like
the right thing to say.
447
00:15:09,737 --> 00:15:12,438
Listen, whatever happens
between me and your mom
448
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:14,807
won't change how I feel about you.
449
00:15:14,909 --> 00:15:17,710
You will always be a part of my life.
450
00:15:17,812 --> 00:15:20,559
And I'm always here for you. Okay?
451
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,420
- Mm. Mnh. Nope.
- Yeah.
452
00:15:27,488 --> 00:15:28,654
All right, let's never
talk about that again.
453
00:15:28,756 --> 00:15:31,424
- Talk about what?
- Nice.
454
00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:32,792
Look, you're not a quitter.
455
00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:35,694
If you want to get Poppy back,
you gotta at least try.
456
00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:41,901
Scale of one to ten,
how racist was that fella?
457
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:43,569
I'm done with you now.
458
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:48,741
Excuse me, sir, our friend went in there
459
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:49,942
to "kill" our other friend,
460
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,177
and we have to get in to stop it.
461
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:52,411
Do you have a reservation?
462
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,313
You need a reservation
for the Ronnie Room?
463
00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:57,349
This is more government control
than the Gipper would've wanted.
464
00:15:57,452 --> 00:15:59,118
And you know that.
465
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:00,786
Come on. Let's go touch some stuff.
466
00:16:00,855 --> 00:16:02,788
Okay, you were right.
467
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,257
Clearly Douglas doesn't want us
anywhere near him.
468
00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:06,492
This is such a mess.
469
00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:07,993
This is why friends
shouldn't date within the group.
470
00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:10,663
It's too risky.
That's why I would never do it.
471
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:12,064
Uh...
472
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,232
I'm gonna say disagree.
473
00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:15,401
I got mad respect for Poppy and Douglas.
474
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:16,969
They had the guts to take a shot.
475
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:18,471
The only thing worse than a breakup
476
00:16:18,573 --> 00:16:20,339
is letting those feelings eat you up.
477
00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:22,408
I could never do that.
478
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,909
Could you?
479
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,220
Okay! Gonna go check out some T-Rexes.
480
00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:37,056
Um, different kind of museum, buddy.
481
00:16:37,124 --> 00:16:38,424
Nah, I'll find 'em.
482
00:16:44,232 --> 00:16:45,598
Ding dong.
483
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,366
I'm sorry.
484
00:16:47,468 --> 00:16:48,767
Look...
485
00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:51,528
...you were right, all right?
486
00:16:51,606 --> 00:16:54,240
I may have some
unresolved feelings for Derek.
487
00:16:54,308 --> 00:16:55,508
And he told me he does, too.
488
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:58,177
- What? He said that?
- Later. Save that for later.
489
00:16:58,254 --> 00:16:59,545
All right.
490
00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:00,813
I didn't want to hear the truth,
491
00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:03,949
but... you're a good friend
for telling me anyway.
492
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,484
You are, too.
493
00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,219
I know. I need to talk to Douglas.
494
00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:08,521
I just... I don't know where to start.
495
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:10,923
You know him better than anyone.
496
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:13,025
And just... talk.
497
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,527
Even if it's tough.
498
00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:16,228
Like a piece of hibachi steak.
499
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,998
Okay, you go for the experience.
500
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:24,870
And you were right about my yoga pants.
501
00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:26,238
It is only one pair.
502
00:17:26,307 --> 00:17:29,241
I know, baby. I know.
503
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,415
That coffee for me?
504
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,751
Yes. They... they wrote "Poopy" on it.
505
00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:40,686
- Oh.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
506
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,188
I'm just honestly seeing that
for the first time.
507
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,224
I actually got you a coffee, too.
508
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,126
Guess we were both hoping
we'd run into each other.
509
00:17:47,228 --> 00:17:49,228
- I guess so.
- Should we exchange coffees...
510
00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:52,763
Listen, Pop, I-I could ease into this
with some light banter,
511
00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:55,334
but I-I know what I want... you.
512
00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:57,591
And I'll do whatever it takes
to get you back.
513
00:17:57,637 --> 00:17:59,520
Douglas, I don't think
you can promise that.
514
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,817
Yes, I can.
515
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:02,875
If you want me to quit my job,
I'll quit my job.
516
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:05,044
If you want to move
to another city, I will.
517
00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:07,012
Just not Santa Fe. Creeps me out.
518
00:18:07,114 --> 00:18:09,114
O-Okay, Santa Fe.
519
00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:11,083
I'll move to Santa Fe for you.
520
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:13,152
Douglas, I want to have a baby.
521
00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:15,988
A baby?
522
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,457
Wow. That is, uh...
523
00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:22,494
Like one that takes 18 years to raise?
524
00:18:22,597 --> 00:18:24,263
A-Are you... Oh, okay.
525
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,031
You know... You know what?
Let's... Let's do it.
526
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,166
Let's do the baby.
527
00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:29,602
Come on. You... You don't
want that, do you?
528
00:18:29,704 --> 00:18:30,970
I want us.
529
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:33,639
I do, too, but I can't let you
have a baby that you don't want.
530
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:35,508
That won't make either one of us happy.
531
00:18:37,712 --> 00:18:40,139
Okay, so I guess this is just a...
532
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,983
Horrible, sucky,
unfixable situation. Yeah.
533
00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:47,219
Oh, man. Yeah, that's...
that's the worst kind.
534
00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,688
Um...
535
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:51,156
I'm sorry.
536
00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:52,758
Don't be sorry.
537
00:18:54,395 --> 00:18:55,928
I love you.
538
00:18:58,032 --> 00:18:59,531
I love you, too.
539
00:19:02,536 --> 00:19:04,203
Thanks.
540
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,747
Oh, my God. You were, like, right there.
541
00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:24,059
Yeah, you're an incredibly loud
parallel parker.
542
00:19:24,114 --> 00:19:27,182
And I don't just mean the hubcaps
scraping against the curb,
543
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,551
I mean the swearing,
and the yelling, "Sir!
544
00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:31,586
Can you help me?! Am I close enough?!
545
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,154
I'm not anywhere near the curb?!
546
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,824
Okay, thank you, sir!" And so on.
547
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,626
Do you have a second to talk?
548
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:41,429
Yeah, you wanna unpack all
the Douglas and Poppy stuff?
549
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:42,997
Wait, are you sweating?
550
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,199
Are you wearing body spray?
551
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,567
Yes, thank you.
552
00:19:45,669 --> 00:19:48,870
Um, I'm... I'm not here
to talk about them.
553
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:51,106
Although dealing with their breakup
554
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,109
made me think a lot about friendship,
555
00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:55,977
and... and relationships,
556
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:59,428
and... complicated things, you know?
557
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,649
And... And...
and I don't know, I just...
558
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,120
I felt like I had to see you.
559
00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:06,188
Is that weird?
560
00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:07,322
No.
561
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:08,508
I'm glad you're here.
562
00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:09,768
- You are?
- Yeah.
563
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,278
I have been dying to tell you.
564
00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,591
Something crazy happened.
565
00:20:14,662 --> 00:20:17,896
Derek asked me to move with him
to Barstow for the summer.
566
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:19,231
Oh.
567
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,504
I said that I would think about it.
568
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,036
- Oh?
- And as crazy as it sounds, I...
569
00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:27,606
I might do it.
570
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,409
Ohhhh!
571
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:33,879
That... is crazy!
572
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:35,013
And you know what?
573
00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:36,882
I'm gonna go.
574
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,677
Where are you going? You just got here.
575
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:41,114
To the... beach.
576
00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:42,421
It's 9:00 at night.
577
00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:44,184
I know. Smart, right?
Traffic will be light.
578
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:45,428
Parking's gonna be a dream.
579
00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:47,345
What is going on with you?
Now you're definitely sweating.
580
00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:48,991
Yeah, well, that is another problem
581
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,256
that can be solved at the beach.
582
00:20:56,294 --> 00:21:01,294
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