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I can't believe the kids won't tell us
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what they're going as this year.
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Like, I'm having the shin-sweats
just thinking about it.
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Must be a group thing
with the five of them.
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But nothing obvious.
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Rory can't stand first-thought ideas.
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Don't even get him started on
the name "Cheesecake Factory."
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Well, let's see.
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We have three girls and two boys.
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I don't even know why I'm trying
to figure it out.
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I really could not care less.
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All right, Miggy,
you're sure you're good
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to hand out Halloween candy at my house?
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It's a big job.
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You gotta keep it spooky,
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which is an acronym for "Scary,"
"Paranormal," "Oh, no,"
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"Oh, God," "Keep that thing
away from me," "Yay!"
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Chill. I get it.
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I open the door, I hand out
candy, I close the door.
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Jack and I got it covered.
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You made him the volleyball
from "Cast Away"?
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Yeah, I wanted someone to talk to.
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Miggy, you can talk to your son
when he's in regular clothes.
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- We're ready! Here we come!
- Oh.
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Are... Are you guys j-jury duty?
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Oh, God. They're us.
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I sell books about wine.
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More or less, yeah.
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I have a law job and I drive a minivan.
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Cool. She gave me two things.
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I'm 10 feet tall.
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You know, I couldn't even buy jeans
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until the Internet was invented.
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I hate sand in my shoes
but like keeping my baby alive.
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Yo, this is like "SNL"!
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Could someone be a mensch
and pass the schmear?
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I don't get it. That's not me.
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Okay, that's you.
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Yeah, but why is she doing me Jewish?
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You aren't Jewish?
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No.
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It's your essence, though.
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I always get my own schmear.
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02x06 - Welcome to Hell, Sickos!
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Look.
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I just put the finishing touches
on our pumpkin.
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Oh, this looks great.
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Everybody, check it out.
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It's Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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shoulder-pressing two smaller
Ruth Bader Ginsburgs
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shoulder-pressing even more
Ruth Bader Ginsburgs.
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It's a fractal.
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Oh. Everything's gotta be something now.
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Oh, which reminds me,
before anybody moves,
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can you all wave hi to Tracy
for her birthday video?
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- Hey.
- Happy birthday.
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Hi. Awesome. Thank you.
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Sophie, I want you to tell everybody
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I want butts in seats and
pumpkins on laps in five minutes.
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Okay, wait, so, it's Tracy's birthday?
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Yeah, she's having a party
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at some weird bar
called The Padded Cell.
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She's got family coming in from Poland.
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No, they are not bringing sausage,
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and, yes, it was offensive to ask.
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Oof. Caught between your
girlfriend and your kid?
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It's been totally fine.
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I went to her directly, and I said,
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"Are you okay with me
missing your party?"
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And she said, "Yes."
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Hey, you know I want to be
at your birthday,
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but it's Halloween.
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That's okay, right?
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Yaiyse.
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Oh, honey.
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"Yaiyse" is not a yes.
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When there are that many letters
in the word "yes," it's a no.
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- So, you think she's upset?
- Ya.
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See how few letters my "yes" had in it?
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That's how sure I am.
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Aw, man. I thought I was balancing
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the whole kid-girlfriend thing
perfectly.
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All right, look, the trick is
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that you have to make Tracy
feel like she is a priority,
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even though this is the most
important night in the kid year.
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It's like in
"The American President," right?
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The country comes first,
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but Andy still can't
completely screw over Sydney.
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Okay. So, how does that...
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Girl, that is one of my favorite movies.
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You want to watch a scene
real quick on my phone?
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Uh, yes.
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Well, that's women for ya.
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You know, they're quick
to point out a problem,
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and then when you need a solution,
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they're watching Michael Douglas
on their phones.
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Okay, I need to figure this out.
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I think I can actually
make it to Tracy's party,
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drop in for a quick hello,
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and make it back to the school
in time for the Jack-Off.
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The what now?
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Well, that's what the kids
have started calling
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the jack-o'-lantern contest.
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Breezing through, you're not
gonna be able to make both,
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not with Halloween traffic.
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This is what you do...
You get Tony to drive you.
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He's insanely fast.
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He was the stunt driver on
"Smokey and the Bandit" 1 and 3.
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But not "Smokey and the Bandit II"?
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Mnh. Didn't like the script.
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Daddy? They're coming.
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Oh, great. Um, Sophie,
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I-I think I'm actually gonna
be a little late to Halloween.
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Why?
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Um... when grown-ups
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are in an adult relationship...
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- He has to go pick up Life Savers.
- Mm-hmm.
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But you'll be back in time
for the pumpkin contest?
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- Oh, yeah.
- We're gonna win this year, for sure.
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First-place prize is
a $30 gift card to Denny's.
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Life Savers?
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It's right there in the name.
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All right, all right, let's go.
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Everyone leaving for Hilltop,
please step forward. Uhp!
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Not so fast, Mom and Angie.
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Rory and I have something to say to you.
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We've decided that we're big kids now,
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and we can handle Halloween without you.
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We're telling you
in front of other people
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so you won't make a scene.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay, bye, Mom. Don't have a meltdown.
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See you later! You'll be fine!
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Don't worry about us.
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Just gifted us a girls' night.
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So get out of here
so we can start partying.
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All right.
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A whole night to ourselves?
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What do you want to do?
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Mm-mnh-mnh. You want to, uh...
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cry?
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Yeah.
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Our kids just ditched us.
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Remember, buddy, Will's counting on us.
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Keep it spooky.
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Trick or treat!
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And to you, too. Booooo!
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Is that it?
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Yeah. Why?
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- This is Will Cooper's house, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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We've just come to expect more.
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He really put on a show last year.
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I-I can do it again.
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I think maybe you didn't hear the "boo."
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We heard it.
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- Is Will coming back?
- No.
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Oh. Where is he?
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He's...
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dead.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. Spooky, right?
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Well, I mean, it's terrible.
But how did he...
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We did it, buddy!
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So, Douglas, it was your job
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to decorate the classroom for Halloween.
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How many G's did you drop
on fake cobwebs?
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Wait, I was supposed to decorate?
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You were supposed to
elaborately decorate.
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You're the Room Parent.
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Well, there's nothing scarier
than disappointment.
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There. I did it.
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I am 8, and I am brave.
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So, you did decorate?
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You were just teasing us?
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You nimrods impressed?
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Our dad did this.
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Uh-huh.
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Come on.
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Well, Douglas.
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As your President,
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I would like to formally
apologize for doubting you.
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I didn't do any of this.
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I don't know how this stuff got in here.
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Wait. But if you didn't do
any of this, then who did?
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No idea.
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So, it could be
some dangerous psychopath
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who's still lurking on the premises?
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- Well, nothing's off the table.
- Oh, God.
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I don't want to die dressed as you.
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Ugh! This is the worst Halloween
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since everyone dressed as
Left Shark from the Super Bowl.
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Bottle me.
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Just some teens partying
on the golf course.
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Mm. Teen partying.
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Remember just making out
in front of your friends?
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- Mm-hmm.
- When did that stop being a thing?
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Man, I can't believe Graham
and Rory are already over us.
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I thought we had more time.
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And if they think we're lame now,
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just imagine what
they're gonna think of us
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when they're teenagers.
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This is gonna keep
getting worse and worse,
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like the gooey people from Chernobyl.
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That's not gonna happen to us, Ang.
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No, this is how it goes.
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I loved my parents so much,
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and then one day, I woke up,
and I never loved them again.
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But we're not our parents.
We're actually cool.
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I have a liquor license.
You once rented a Jet Ski.
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Havasu 2006!
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In fact, I bet those teens out there
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would think we were pretty awesome.
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Awesome? No.
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Maybe they think we're hot,
if we're lucky.
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Lucky how? No. I don't want to know.
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Hey, how about we run an experiment?
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't you do this. You always do this.
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We get tipsy, and you take
advantage of my love
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of the scientific method.
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I say we invite those teens
to come party with us.
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If they think we're cool,
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our kids will also think we're
cool when they're that age.
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Well... your logic is rock-solid.
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Yes! Ha!
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Hey, kids!
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Who wants to come party
at a rich dude's house?
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With two hot chicks!
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If there's an Alexa listening,
I want to be clear,
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I do not need teens to think I'm hot.
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Mm-hmm.
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Long time since your "Smokey
and the Bandit" days, huh?
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Okay, I'm gonna be in and out
in 20 minutes.
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Be ready to fly.
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Hey. Happy birthday.
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Oh, my God! You came!
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That's right. I can do it all!
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Will, this is incredible.
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Oh, everybody, this is Will,
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the employee I chose to date despite HR.
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Milo mi cie poznac.
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- Czesc!
- Dzien dobry!
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Oh!
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I might have done some
flashcards on the ride over.
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- Ah.
- I also may have learned
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the Polish birthday song.
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Freeze party?
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♪ Sto lat ♪
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♪ Sto lat ♪
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- ♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam ♪
- Sign this.
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♪ Sto lat, sto lat ♪
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♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam ♪
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Phone, please.
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- ♪ Jeszcze raz, jeszcze raz ♪
- Okay. Yeah.
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♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam ♪
257
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♪ Niech zyje nam ♪
258
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,298
Thank you, thank you.
259
00:09:29,331 --> 00:09:30,636
Wait, what is this?
260
00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:34,604
This is the Padded Cell Escape Room,
261
00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:36,138
an asylum so frightening,
262
00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:38,551
you'll want to tip, tip, tip!
263
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,683
Welcome to Hell, sickos!
264
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,215
I don't want to be a sicko.
265
00:09:42,889 --> 00:09:45,225
So, you love escape rooms?
266
00:09:45,258 --> 00:09:48,131
What a fun detail to learn
at the most opportune moment.
267
00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,842
Yeah, I've been doing them
for a couple years now,
268
00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:52,021
and now my Polish relatives
are addicted.
269
00:09:52,084 --> 00:09:53,076
Every time I talk to them,
270
00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:54,842
they're like,
"Czy robimy pokój ucieczki?"
271
00:09:54,897 --> 00:09:58,069
100%. But I do think that I'm...
272
00:09:58,102 --> 00:10:01,037
You know, I am so glad
that you are here.
273
00:10:01,108 --> 00:10:04,092
You have absolutely made my birthday.
274
00:10:05,202 --> 00:10:07,072
Are you really sticking around?
275
00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:09,622
Yaiyse.
276
00:10:11,115 --> 00:10:13,653
- Now, this escape room...
- Mm.
277
00:10:13,686 --> 00:10:15,186
...es-quick room, es-long room?
278
00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,622
How much time are we talking?
279
00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:19,290
Well, I asked for the most
difficult one because last year,
280
00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:21,260
Uncle Mikolaj actually
brought his own shovel
281
00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:22,861
and dug himself out in 15 minutes.
282
00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:25,415
I don't know. I'm thinking
about two hours or so?
283
00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:27,600
Two hours!
284
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:31,369
Papa Pizza,
that's a spicy-a chunk-a-time!
285
00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,538
Yeah, it's an intense one.
And they can touch you.
286
00:10:33,571 --> 00:10:34,639
You signed a waiver.
287
00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:35,840
Trapped and touched?
288
00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:37,442
Um... is it my birthday?
289
00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:40,646
All right, here's the deal.
290
00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:42,947
Between you and me, I have to be
at my daughter's school
291
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,984
for a pumpkin contest in,
like, less than an hour,
292
00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,385
so I will give you $20 for any tips
293
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,686
to get this thing moving along.
294
00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:53,058
Will, did you try and cheat?
295
00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,359
No.
296
00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:56,629
Wh... Ow, ow, ow! What is happening?
297
00:10:56,662 --> 00:10:59,065
Yeah, I think this is actually,
like, a bit much, right?
298
00:10:59,098 --> 00:11:01,667
Oh, someone's gonna get sedated.
299
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,235
- Sleepy, sleepy.
- No. No. No.
300
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,738
I will not take your voodoo medicine.
301
00:11:05,771 --> 00:11:06,972
You get away from me.
302
00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:08,815
You will not... No, please!
303
00:11:10,776 --> 00:11:12,545
Oh, it's a SweeTART.
304
00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:20,218
Okay, I'm starting to think
that this was a bad idea.
305
00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:22,388
All right, t-they don't
even think we're cool.
306
00:11:22,421 --> 00:11:23,489
They think the house is cool.
307
00:11:23,522 --> 00:11:24,932
No, we're cool, okay?
308
00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:26,258
We just gotta get in there.
309
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,927
Watch this.
310
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,896
Attention, everyone!
311
00:11:30,928 --> 00:11:34,699
Can someone please turn that music...
312
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:37,169
up!
313
00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:41,840
Time me!
314
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:45,386
O.J.! O.J.! O.J.! O.J.!
315
00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,181
Okay, who used my phone to order pizza?
316
00:11:50,215 --> 00:11:52,451
It was me!
317
00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:57,288
O.J.! O.J.!
318
00:11:57,321 --> 00:12:00,926
Four score and seven years ago...
319
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,262
Yeah! She's so cool!
320
00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:04,764
Yeah!
321
00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:07,398
So, then I told Ron, "I know
why you downloaded Snapchat,
322
00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:09,301
and it wasn't for the puppy filters."
323
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:10,603
Britney knows what I'm talking about.
324
00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:12,036
You know Snapchat?
325
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,539
Oh, I know all the apps.
326
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:29,387
Happy Hallowee...
327
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:31,956
I told the rest of the block
about Will's passing.
328
00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:34,393
How are you holding up?
329
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:35,728
Uh...
330
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,961
Hanging in.
331
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,991
Yeah, it... it has been
very spooky on the family.
332
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,390
Can I just have a moment, please?
333
00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:47,907
Is it possible I made it too spooky?
334
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,842
Should I just come clean?
335
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,010
You're right, Jack.
336
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,444
The Park family doesn't give up.
337
00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:56,315
We double down.
338
00:12:56,348 --> 00:12:58,751
So, I got to ask.
339
00:12:58,783 --> 00:13:01,854
How is Will's daughter
doing with all of this?
340
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,255
She gone, too.
341
00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:08,127
This looks really good. Wow.
342
00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:13,431
Hey, have you seen my dad?
343
00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:15,100
They're announcing the winners soon.
344
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,603
Maybe he stopped for gas
and then lost himself
345
00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:20,271
in the generic pastry section
at the Smart Mart.
346
00:13:20,305 --> 00:13:22,274
But I want him here when I win.
347
00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:24,375
I got the best pumpkin of everyone.
348
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,644
This one just has a square
carved into it.
349
00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,279
That... That's mine.
350
00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:30,215
It's supposed to be Colorado.
351
00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:33,284
Do you particularly like Colorado?
352
00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:34,471
No.
353
00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:38,122
Fogerty, why aren't you
getting us out of here?
354
00:13:38,156 --> 00:13:39,892
There could be a killer on the loose.
355
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:41,359
Eh, I'm a little creeped out, too,
356
00:13:41,393 --> 00:13:44,062
but, uh, try not to cause a panic.
357
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:45,864
Well, guess what. It is time to panic.
358
00:13:45,898 --> 00:13:47,032
There is a dead rat.
359
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:50,502
This entire classroom is a death threat.
360
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:52,136
Yeah, that's not great. Okay.
361
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,906
I'm... I'm... I'm gonna
take care of this.
362
00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:58,910
All right, do not react
to anything I say next.
363
00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:02,715
These terrifying decorations
were placed here not by me,
364
00:14:02,748 --> 00:14:05,417
but instead by a dangerous psychotic.
365
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,319
So, calmly follow me out the door,
366
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:10,331
and don't attempt to save your friends.
367
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:11,722
They're already dead.
368
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:12,972
Dad, wait.
369
00:14:12,997 --> 00:14:14,292
We decorated the classroom.
370
00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:16,230
You guys did this?
371
00:14:17,113 --> 00:14:18,287
Wow.
372
00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:19,664
Okay.
373
00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:21,199
Give Daddy a moment.
374
00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:25,436
Okay, good news, Rory. Mystery solved.
375
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:28,340
My, uh... My kids did all this.
376
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:29,541
How is that good news?
377
00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,510
You do realize you're
living with psychopaths?
378
00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,778
Well, when you say it like that,
it is upsetting.
379
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:38,549
Not sure about the one on the right.
380
00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:43,122
Ha-ha! Time to go home.
381
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,255
Britney!
382
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:45,857
What are the three words we live by?
383
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,293
Don't text Josh.
384
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:50,729
- Yep.
- That was awesome.
385
00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:52,531
Those teens were eating out
of the palm of our hands.
386
00:14:52,563 --> 00:14:53,798
I told you those kids would love us.
387
00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,133
And you know what?
Graham and Rory will, too.
388
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,201
You were right.
389
00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:59,404
- We are the coolest!
- We are.
390
00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:01,606
Now, let's celebrate with
some of Douglas' good stuff.
391
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,374
He's got $600 Scotch.
392
00:15:06,912 --> 00:15:08,446
Oh, my God.
393
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:10,916
They stole all the liquor.
394
00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,585
Even the Drambuie. That's disgusting.
395
00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:17,822
Ang, we are not cool. We're chumps.
396
00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:21,826
Bitch... mom... activate!
397
00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:26,331
All right, come on,
come on, come on. Let's go!
398
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,499
Wait, have you been measuring in meters?
399
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:29,835
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
400
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:31,236
Will, this is supposed to be fun.
401
00:15:31,268 --> 00:15:32,270
- I'm having fun.
- Mm-hmm.
402
00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:34,439
Guy McCormick, what are you doing?
403
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:38,344
I hid a bottle of whiskey behind
a bed back when I lived here,
404
00:15:38,377 --> 00:15:40,746
and now it's gone.
405
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:42,780
Oh, Guy, this is not a real pla...
406
00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:45,249
And why have we given the key puzzle
407
00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:46,918
to the two folks with the shakiest hands
408
00:15:46,951 --> 00:15:48,686
in all of occupied Europe?
409
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,190
I mean, how many Poles does it
take to open a medicine cabinet?
410
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:52,593
I'm kidding. But I'm not.
411
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,092
All right, get your heads in the game
412
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,320
so we can get the hell out of here!
413
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,528
Okay, Will, you seem a little stressed.
414
00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:58,162
Everyone else here's having a good time.
415
00:15:58,196 --> 00:15:59,431
Well, I am not, okay?
416
00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:00,933
It's Halloween, and Sophie needs me
417
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,334
at the pumpkin carving contest, okay?
418
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,003
If she loses, I have to console her.
419
00:16:04,036 --> 00:16:05,771
If she wins,
I have to take her to Denny's.
420
00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:08,039
Look, I know that Halloween
is a big night for kids.
421
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,941
If you need to go see Sophie,
then you should go.
422
00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:11,176
No one's stopping you.
423
00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:13,379
I'm in a straitjacket-uh.
424
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,720
I see.
425
00:16:21,753 --> 00:16:24,455
I have to go. I'm sorry.
426
00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:28,933
- Oh.
- Ooh!
427
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,129
Ohh.
428
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:31,463
- Oh.
- I think that was your cake.
429
00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:32,463
Ohh.
430
00:16:37,402 --> 00:16:38,570
Go, go, go, go, go!
431
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,407
There they are!
432
00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:52,493
How do I look?
433
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,626
Okay, yeah, I'll be doing the talking.
434
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,009
I'm not gonna be cool.
I'm gonna be a mom.
435
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,394
A scary mom with bad jeans
and lots of rules.
436
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:00,933
All right, kids.
437
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:04,256
I am very disappointed
in each and every one of y...
438
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,479
Britney, is this Josh?
439
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,939
He deleted Snapchat.
440
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,399
Oh, honey, he just hid it in a folder...
441
00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:11,968
Nope. Not my problem.
442
00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:14,571
Give us our booze back,
or we're calling the cops.
443
00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,778
Or worse, your parents.
444
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,374
You know you want this.
445
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:19,876
Wrong track, Angie.
446
00:17:19,909 --> 00:17:22,111
And we can find your parents.
You know why?
447
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:25,549
Because we are parents,
and parents know other parents.
448
00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,451
- Bing bong!
- Hmm?
449
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:28,452
Now scram!
450
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:32,210
Yeah! That's right!
451
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,647
These moms will find you
452
00:17:33,672 --> 00:17:36,258
with our big bags
and our sensible sneakers!
453
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:37,894
And we keep these bodies tight!
454
00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:40,831
You hear... No, Angie. No.
455
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:46,834
Hey, Sophie. Hey.
456
00:17:46,874 --> 00:17:48,560
I am so sorry I missed you
winning the contest.
457
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,421
We lost. Where were you?
458
00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:53,137
I thought I could drop by Tracy's party
459
00:17:53,162 --> 00:17:54,244
and make it back in time,
460
00:17:54,276 --> 00:17:56,316
but then I was thrown
into a straitjacket
461
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,281
and forced to solve a puzzle
with Uncle Mikolaj.
462
00:17:58,313 --> 00:17:59,815
You get it.
463
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,418
Why didn't you just tell me
you wanted to stop by Tracy's?
464
00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,420
I should've.
465
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:07,591
I just... I'm trying to balance
my time between the two of you,
466
00:18:07,623 --> 00:18:10,427
and I never want you to feel
like you are not number one.
467
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:14,597
I don't, but maybe balancing
your time wouldn't be so hard
468
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:16,033
if you didn't keep us so separate.
469
00:18:16,065 --> 00:18:17,199
Wait, really?
470
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,036
You'd be willing for
the three of us to hang out?
471
00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:21,138
Yeah. I'd be down with that.
472
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:23,172
Oh. Cool.
473
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,975
Hey, maybe we could go bowling?
474
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:27,110
Yaiyse.
475
00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:29,405
Okay, not bowling.
We'll figure something else out.
476
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,947
Now, tell me all about
this pumpkin carving contest.
477
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,983
Stupid Rocco Risoli won with a carving
478
00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:36,687
of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
eating a meatball sub.
479
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,221
- What?!
- It didn't even make sense!
480
00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,957
Okay, there's no way this cheap stuff
481
00:18:41,991 --> 00:18:43,293
is gonna fool Douglas.
482
00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:45,995
Well, neither of us have
the 600 bucks to buy a new one,
483
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:48,931
so you know what that means...
more smoky steak sauce.
484
00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:52,201
All right, I guess we shouldn't
fight it, okay?
485
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:54,737
We are not cool, and our kids
are gonna stop loving us.
486
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:55,938
Mom.
487
00:18:58,774 --> 00:18:59,709
Funnel!
488
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,080
We're back.
489
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,381
From the Halloween that will
be referred to in court
490
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,384
as "the day I should've said something."
491
00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,219
It was traumatizing.
492
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:11,822
I'm so sorry I asked you not to come.
493
00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:14,691
- Baby, I'm sorry.
- Mom, it was terrible.
494
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,693
People hate Colorado.
495
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,395
Oh, Graham.
496
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:19,877
Guess what.
497
00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:22,703
I got you a new toothbrush.
It has frogs on it.
498
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:23,834
Frogs?!
499
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,335
You're the coolest!
500
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:26,837
Who would've ever thought?
501
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:30,306
Me with a frog toothbrush.
502
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:34,177
Well, it looks like we've still
got some time left.
503
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,211
Mm-hmm.
504
00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:39,582
Okay, I have to know.
505
00:19:39,616 --> 00:19:41,618
Did you kill that rat yourselves?
506
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,853
No. That wasn't us.
507
00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:46,123
Hilltop just isn't a very clean school.
508
00:19:46,156 --> 00:19:47,624
Thank God.
509
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,615
But why did you guys do all that?
510
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,310
We knew you'd totally beef it
on the decorations.
511
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:56,141
Since you've been completely
beefing it at being Room Parent.
512
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,326
Yeah. We didn't want people
to get mad at you again.
513
00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:02,271
We just wanted everyone
to see you like we see you.
514
00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:05,009
A solid earner and a pretty good dad.
515
00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:07,710
Well, that's beautiful, girls,
516
00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:10,547
and I-I guess I didn't consider
517
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:12,948
how half-assing it would make you feel.
518
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:16,987
But I'll tell you what,
in the future, I promise...
519
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:20,539
mwah... I will put more effort in, okay?
520
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,525
Mwah. Good night.
521
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,529
Dad?
522
00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:26,962
Yeah?
523
00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:29,398
Is Will really not Jewish?
524
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:32,135
Of course he is, honey.
525
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,936
Of course he is.
526
00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:39,849
As I held his dying body in my arms,
527
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,123
he looked me right in the eyes and said,
528
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,658
"Do Halloween for me."
529
00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:46,023
And then he was gone.
530
00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:48,213
Off to the big haunted house in the sky.
531
00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:49,918
How awful.
532
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,320
Thank you.
533
00:20:52,298 --> 00:20:53,522
What's going on here?
534
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:55,624
Oh, my God! Will, Sophie!
535
00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:57,995
- You're alive!
- Hell yeah, they are.
536
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:58,951
Y'all got spooked.
537
00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:02,351
Um, Miggy... what's happening?
538
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,762
Don't ever question
my spookability again.
539
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,399
Wilson, we out.
540
00:21:09,199 --> 00:21:12,003
I lost you once. I won't lose you again.
541
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:13,337
Mmm.
542
00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:15,340
Mmm.
543
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:16,573
Mwah.
544
00:21:16,661 --> 00:21:18,932
Happy Halloween.
545
00:21:19,054 --> 00:21:24,054
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