1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:03,820 - Dude. - Dude. 2 00:00:03,845 --> 00:00:06,382 - We are out. - We are out, and it is nighttime. 3 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:07,914 No wine. Wine is work. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,849 I'm drinking cocktails, and I'm gonna get looped. 5 00:00:09,874 --> 00:00:11,910 - Let's get looped! - Looped! 6 00:00:11,944 --> 00:00:14,345 Mm. Mm. 7 00:00:14,379 --> 00:00:15,748 Don't try to hide it. 8 00:00:15,775 --> 00:00:16,857 You are texting your boyfriend. 9 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,617 Okay. I'm sorry. 10 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:19,685 He's so cute. Look. 11 00:00:19,717 --> 00:00:21,486 He sent me a pic of him and the girls. 12 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:22,588 Douglas acts tough, 13 00:00:22,621 --> 00:00:24,423 but he's a straight-up undercover sweetheart. 14 00:00:24,455 --> 00:00:26,091 He's a good dad, which I gotta say, 15 00:00:26,124 --> 00:00:27,426 I find incredibly attractive, 16 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,627 - and I behave accordingly with my body. - Mm. 17 00:00:29,661 --> 00:00:30,876 Real good stuff. 18 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:32,454 Real good barf town stuff. 19 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,048 I'm sorry, but you're in a relationship, 20 00:00:35,073 --> 00:00:37,038 and I haven't touched butts with a dude 21 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,472 that isn't Graham's dad in forever. 22 00:00:38,504 --> 00:00:40,106 So, you know, 23 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,876 guess I'll never meet anyone and I'll die alone. 24 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,144 Should we split a crab claw? 25 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,912 Ang, you're gonna meet someone. 26 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,613 And you could have any man out there 27 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,949 - who's open to hetero sex. - I have tried, okay? 28 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,502 I am on all of the apps. They're a nightmare. 29 00:00:51,527 --> 00:00:52,594 The number of ways 30 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,255 we are allowing the name Brian to be spelled 31 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,755 - is out of control. - Okay. 32 00:00:55,788 --> 00:00:57,390 Ang, you got to be positive 33 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,793 and believe that people can surprise you. 34 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:03,097 What if... hear me out... try being someone else tonight. 35 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,899 Have a no-strings, random hookup 36 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,501 where you basically play a character. 37 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:08,239 - You know what? - Huh? 38 00:01:08,262 --> 00:01:09,238 Listen to me. 39 00:01:09,272 --> 00:01:10,372 See my face. 40 00:01:10,406 --> 00:01:11,374 Hear my words. 41 00:01:11,407 --> 00:01:12,723 I am in! 42 00:01:12,754 --> 00:01:13,910 My girl. 43 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,211 - Yes. - That's what I'm talking about. 44 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,912 - Let's see what we got. - Okay. 45 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:18,848 Oh. 46 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,515 Okay, I could do that for one night. 47 00:01:20,549 --> 00:01:22,318 So could I... 48 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,385 is what I would say 49 00:01:23,419 --> 00:01:25,154 if I weren't in this committed relationship. 50 00:01:25,187 --> 00:01:26,756 So, you go. 51 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:29,424 Be an upbeat, fun, positive person. 52 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,994 - Fun, upbeat, positive person. - Fun, upbeat, positive person. 53 00:01:32,028 --> 00:01:34,291 - Fun, upbeat, positive person. - Fun, upbeat, positive person. 54 00:01:36,161 --> 00:01:37,696 Hey. 55 00:01:37,721 --> 00:01:40,182 Sorry. That seat's taken. 56 00:01:41,909 --> 00:01:43,679 By you. 57 00:01:46,081 --> 00:01:48,016 That is... 58 00:01:48,049 --> 00:01:50,152 - That is good. - Yeah. 59 00:01:50,185 --> 00:01:51,987 Too good. 60 00:01:52,019 --> 00:01:53,221 I'm Camille. 61 00:01:53,254 --> 00:01:54,622 I'm a people person. 62 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,125 Work with people. 63 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,992 As a flight attendant. 64 00:01:58,025 --> 00:01:59,961 Well, you've got my tray table 65 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,630 in the upright position. 66 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:09,004 Well, I'm Xander with an "X," like "xylophone," 67 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:11,807 which I actually play... well. 68 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,876 Cool. 69 00:02:13,908 --> 00:02:15,076 - Just a second. - Oh. 70 00:02:17,044 --> 00:02:18,846 Positive. 71 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:20,115 He told me he plays Xylophone! 72 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,556 Xylophone? Wow. 73 00:02:27,588 --> 00:02:29,691 Beautiful instrument. 74 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:31,092 Love to see it. 75 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,899 Ah. 76 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,169 There she is! 77 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,236 Not surprised you slept well. 78 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,540 That mattress is from the W Hotel collection. 79 00:02:44,573 --> 00:02:47,109 Not cheap. 80 00:02:47,141 --> 00:02:50,012 I'm just gonna hop into my deluge shower, 81 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,868 and then maybe we'll grab some yum-yums? 82 00:02:51,893 --> 00:02:54,283 Ohh. Yeah, you know what? 83 00:02:54,316 --> 00:02:57,586 I am so bummed, but I have a flight. 84 00:02:57,618 --> 00:02:59,253 Yeah, no, I get it. 85 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:02,091 I fly to Vegas 40 times a year. 86 00:03:02,123 --> 00:03:05,259 Uh, so, why don't you just write down your didgies, 87 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,528 and we'll, uh, find another time 88 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,631 to roll out of bed together. 89 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:19,074 ♪ Mostly fives and a couple other numbers ♪ 90 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:20,975 ♪ Nee-nah, nee-nah ♪ 91 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:24,413 Whoa. 92 00:03:24,445 --> 00:03:26,115 Douglas? 93 00:03:26,147 --> 00:03:27,316 That's weird. 94 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:30,284 Xander Fogerty? 95 00:03:30,318 --> 00:03:32,321 No. Who are you, dude? 96 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:35,223 Ugh. 97 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,992 Ugh! 98 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,932 I hooked up with Douglas' son! 99 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:49,286 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 100 00:03:49,325 --> 00:03:51,202 02x07 - Xander & Camille 101 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,407 Uch! 102 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,842 I cannot have hooked up with Douglas' son. 103 00:03:54,876 --> 00:03:57,479 It's too genetically close to hooking up with Douglas. 104 00:03:57,512 --> 00:03:58,813 - Excuse me? - Oh, sorry. 105 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,682 I'm so happy for you guys. 106 00:04:00,715 --> 00:04:03,508 I mean, what kind of undercover sweetheart has a secret son? 107 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:04,852 I mean, I need a drink. 108 00:04:04,885 --> 00:04:06,407 Or food. Or a swim. 109 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:08,257 - What time is it? I'm all turned around. - You know what? 110 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,957 - What? - We're being crazy. 111 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:12,661 Our lives aren't exciting enough for this kind of drama. 112 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:15,072 Xander probably isn't even his son. 113 00:04:15,097 --> 00:04:16,831 That photo could have been one of those 114 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,966 Big Brother-Little Brother situations. 115 00:04:19,007 --> 00:04:20,518 Yeah. There's a logical explanation. 116 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:22,190 Let's... Let's just go talk to Douglas... 117 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,398 - ...get some peace of mind. - Yeah. 118 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,400 Yeah, I have a son. So what? 119 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,203 I have to shower... hard. 120 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,071 Wha... 121 00:04:33,322 --> 00:04:34,750 All right, I gotta scoot to work. 122 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,411 We got a big heat wave coming in. 123 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,015 You know, normally we only name storms, 124 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,148 but I'm thinking about giving this guy a name... 125 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,149 "Heatwave Harry." Too cute? 126 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:43,817 How about "Heatwave Miggy"? 127 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,221 How about we leave this to the pros, okay? 128 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:48,156 Okay. 129 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,961 - Plaza Pizza. - Vitelli's. 130 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,728 Malonadoney's. 131 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,731 Yeah. Sorry, guys. This is 248 South. 132 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,666 The halfway house is 248 North. 133 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,435 ♪ P-i-z-z-a ♪ 134 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,902 ♪ Which slice will be most nice today? ♪ 135 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,404 ♪ Pizza ♪ 136 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,139 ♪ Hot pizza ♪ 137 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:06,641 - Those are for us. - Hello. 138 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,642 Thank you, gentlemen. 139 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,877 We tipped on the app. 140 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,280 Uh, what's going on? 141 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:15,015 We're having a pizza tasting! 142 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,685 And how did you children order the pizza? 143 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,686 - With the Internet. - And Miggy's credit card. 144 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,089 - Miggy! - Yo? 145 00:05:21,122 --> 00:05:22,957 Pepperoni? 146 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,826 You gave them your credit card? 147 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,693 What? Nah. They stole it. 148 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,929 Yeah, they always pull pranks like this when I babysit. 149 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,531 They take my credit card, order stuff online, 150 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:31,632 and throw pepperoni at my butt. 151 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,933 It's our thing. 152 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:33,967 It shouldn't be your thing. 153 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,036 Those kids need to be punished, okay? 154 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,004 Jack is gonna get bigger, 155 00:05:37,038 --> 00:05:38,706 and you need to learn how to discipline. 156 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:39,974 Oh, yeah, see, 157 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,976 I'm no... I'm not really huge into discipline. 158 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,545 My approach is more improvisational. 159 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,780 I keep it light and unexpected, like jazz. 160 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,382 - Jazz? - Yeah, jazz. 161 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,618 Like, skibbee-doo-wop, boopity-boop-boop. 162 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,953 I know what jazz is, 163 00:05:51,986 --> 00:05:53,688 even though that was an insane example. 164 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,190 Jazz is more like... 165 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:57,859 ♪ Free-dip, free-dip, bop-bah, boo-doo-doo ♪ 166 00:05:57,892 --> 00:06:00,060 ♪ Boop-boop-boop, bah-doo-doop, whoa-ahp ♪ 167 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:02,163 - That was excellent. - I know. 168 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,531 Miggy, discipline has to be direct and precise, 169 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,134 like a marching band, right? 170 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,901 ♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom ♪ 171 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,004 Watch. 172 00:06:11,072 --> 00:06:12,639 - I'll take that... - Hey! 173 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,808 - ...and that... - Dad! 174 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,009 - ...and that. - My Candy Crush! 175 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,510 You were disrespectful to Miggy. 176 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,046 Now this is happening. Deal. 177 00:06:18,079 --> 00:06:19,647 What are we supposed to do now? 178 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,983 - Go play outside. - Outside? 179 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,017 Outside of what?! 180 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,320 See? Easy. 181 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,957 And fun. 182 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,192 Okay. 183 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,103 How do you have a son I don't know about? 184 00:06:33,128 --> 00:06:34,695 Easy. I don't speak to him. 185 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,330 But he's your son. 186 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,166 Well, genetically we share some things, sure... 187 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,401 you know, full head of hair, good wingspan, 188 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,603 Broadway thighs... 189 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:44,738 - but that's where it ends. - No. 190 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,007 I-I have a million questions. 191 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:49,410 Were... Were you and his mom married? 192 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,411 Very briefly. 193 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,945 She was legal counsel 194 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,714 for a chewing-tobacco company. 195 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:57,284 Now, the divorce was amicable, but brutal for sport. 196 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,421 Look, Pop, I don't want to talk about Xander, okay? 197 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,924 It was an incident a long time ago... very painful. 198 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:04,759 No. No, Douglas. 199 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,294 You don't get to ignore your own kid. 200 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,096 You... You gotta fix this. 201 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,099 Look, I'm done trying to mend fences. 202 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,800 We're estranged, okay? 203 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,469 It's a shame, but that's that. 204 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,271 - Yeah, but, Douglas, you... - No, no, no. No "but"... 205 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,640 except for your butt, which I like very much. 206 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,909 They're too quiet, man. 207 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,411 Everything's fine. 208 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,281 The marching-band approach works. 209 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,448 See? 210 00:07:30,685 --> 00:07:33,488 They're learning their lesson and having a ball. 211 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,556 "Ball" because they're playing with a ball. 212 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,091 Uh, yeah, I-I got it, yeah. 213 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,793 This is insane. 214 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,796 What is this, 1931? 215 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,833 A dragonfly just buzzed by my head. 216 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,635 Are we even safe? 217 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,603 Those dumb micks are gonna pay. 218 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,305 - Whoa! - Okay. 219 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:52,572 Sorry. 220 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,475 My Sicilian blood is on fire. 221 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,976 Oh, snap. 222 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,745 Someone just got interesting. 223 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:01,349 That iPad isn't just Candy Crush and "Dinotrux." 224 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:04,619 It's how I say good night to my mom at sleepovers. 225 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,021 When you come for my family, 226 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,156 I put your Irish bodies in the ground. 227 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:10,457 Wow. 228 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,661 Look, I gotta scoot to work. 229 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,962 You'll be fine. 230 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,265 Just stick to the discipline plan. 231 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,902 Remember... pom-pom! They're just kids. 232 00:08:23,137 --> 00:08:25,273 - Aah. - Just you now, huh? 233 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,541 Yeah. 234 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,309 Interesting. 235 00:08:31,145 --> 00:08:33,114 Hey, did you girls rent a backhoe? 236 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,550 Because they need you to sign for it. 237 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,352 Hello, Dad. 238 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,721 What did you do? 239 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:49,354 Place looks good, Dad. 240 00:08:49,387 --> 00:08:50,723 Let me know if you want to modernize. 241 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:52,625 I can give you the name of my decorator. 242 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,021 She did my place in Glendale. 243 00:08:54,053 --> 00:08:54,987 Up and coming. 244 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,923 Oh, no, Glendale has arrived. 245 00:08:56,956 --> 00:08:59,656 It has long since arrived. 246 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:03,023 Must be nice being so close to Azusa. 247 00:09:03,055 --> 00:09:04,924 Gets hot out there. Got a pool? 248 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:06,393 Yeah, I got a pool. 249 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:08,194 It's a community pool, 250 00:09:08,226 --> 00:09:09,595 but you can reserve it 251 00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:11,864 for birthdays and special occasions. 252 00:09:11,898 --> 00:09:13,566 I got it next Wednesday morning. 253 00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:15,033 Oh, what fun! 254 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:17,070 Yeah, whether private or community times. 255 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:18,505 Mm-hmm. 256 00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:21,740 Oh, my God, what a shower. 257 00:09:21,773 --> 00:09:23,942 I got in there, y'all. 258 00:09:25,411 --> 00:09:27,946 - Camille. - Yeah. 259 00:09:32,552 --> 00:09:34,553 What are you doing at my dad's house? 260 00:09:35,754 --> 00:09:37,890 What strange treat is this? 261 00:09:37,923 --> 00:09:39,259 Um... 262 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:40,793 Xander. 263 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:42,261 - I guess you guys know each other. - Yeah. 264 00:09:42,294 --> 00:09:45,764 I, uh, broke down on my way to the airport, 265 00:09:45,797 --> 00:09:48,934 and then I asked this man standing right here 266 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,869 if I could use his phone... 267 00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:53,352 and then his shower. 268 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:54,791 Oh. 269 00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:57,277 And then now you're here, and it just... 270 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:00,613 It's... fate? 271 00:10:00,645 --> 00:10:02,147 Oh, I believe in fate. 272 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:05,317 Dad, I'd like to introduce you 273 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,253 to a special new friend of mine. 274 00:10:07,286 --> 00:10:09,722 - This is Camille. - Hey. 275 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:13,993 Well, what a pleasure to meet you, Camille. 276 00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:16,096 S-So, you two are, uh... 277 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,065 Terrific. 278 00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,899 Wait. What's so funny? 279 00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:23,802 You heartless mountain! 280 00:10:23,836 --> 00:10:26,273 You just can't stand to see me happy! 281 00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:28,541 Oh, Xander, no. 282 00:10:29,207 --> 00:10:30,643 Oh. 283 00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:35,481 You slept with my son, 284 00:10:35,514 --> 00:10:37,516 and you used a fake name? 285 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,452 Oh, this is my Christmas, 286 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:42,231 my dumb, beautiful Christmas. 287 00:10:42,256 --> 00:10:44,157 Okay, look, bringing Xander here 288 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:46,292 isn't going as smoothly as I thought. 289 00:10:46,325 --> 00:10:48,027 Oh, I-I think it's getting better. 290 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,729 But we can work through this, okay? 291 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,354 Uh... 292 00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:54,102 Angie, can you go talk to him? 293 00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:55,267 He'll listen to Camille. 294 00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:57,637 But Camille was supposed to be for one night only, 295 00:10:57,669 --> 00:11:00,272 like a tank top from Forever 21. 296 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:02,542 I'm not sure I can keep up all that positivity. 297 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,544 Come on, Ang. We have sons. 298 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,979 Can you imagine them not talking to us? 299 00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:06,980 It breaks my heart. 300 00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:08,614 Fine. What's in it for me? 301 00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:09,983 - Whatever you want. - Sour Patch Kids. 302 00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:11,985 - Done. - Man! I answered too fast. 303 00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:13,320 Should have asked for a lot more. 304 00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:15,922 - Okay. Here I go. - Okay. 305 00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:18,524 - Hey. - Hi. 306 00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:19,992 You ready? 307 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:21,861 This heat wave is bad. It's a real nasty one. 308 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,230 Yeah, it's super hot and nasty. 309 00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:26,566 Wait. I'm sorry. 310 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:28,001 Are we flirting? It's hard to tell. 311 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,952 - Weather's so inherently sexual. - I was not. 312 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:32,867 We are supposed to be professional. 313 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,060 This is bad behavior. 314 00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:35,975 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean... 315 00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:38,230 No, I was... I was flirting that time. 316 00:11:38,255 --> 00:11:40,082 - With the bad behavior. - The bad... I was... Yeah. 317 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:41,681 - And I couldn't even... - I was... I was riffing on the bad... 318 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:42,815 - Hard to get that rhythm. - I know. I... 319 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:43,982 - Okay. Start over? - Okay. Let's do. 320 00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:44,983 Okay. 321 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:45,985 - It's not working. - Oh. Thank God. 322 00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:47,553 Okay. 323 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,554 Hey. 324 00:11:48,587 --> 00:11:49,855 Will! Help! 325 00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:50,822 They... They... They trapped me. 326 00:11:50,855 --> 00:11:52,258 They caged me like a damn dog. 327 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,393 Oh, dip. 328 00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:55,528 Miggy's hat. 329 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:05,103 I told you they were mad about your marching-band stuff. 330 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,339 Will, it's dark, 331 00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,539 and I'm scared. 332 00:12:07,572 --> 00:12:08,707 Have you tried the light? 333 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,211 Okay, that part is better. 334 00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:14,947 All right, I'm on my way. 335 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,415 Hey, Tracy, 336 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,016 I am so sorry. There's an emergency. 337 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:20,053 I have to see about a boy in a closet. 338 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:22,355 - Huh? - I'll be back for the 5:00. 339 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,057 Okay, you better because if you're not, 340 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,691 our only option is McCormick, 341 00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,226 and he's having one of his "uh-oh" nights. 342 00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,028 Hey. 343 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:33,365 Why the long lens? 344 00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:39,438 Hey. 345 00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:42,074 Hey you. How you doing? 346 00:12:42,108 --> 00:12:43,944 Mind if I come in for a landing? 347 00:12:46,778 --> 00:12:50,148 I'm sorry you had to see me like that. 348 00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:51,951 Hey, I'm a flight attendant. 349 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,552 I see people at their worst. 350 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,922 I did Tampa to Orlando for six years. 351 00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:57,889 It's just that my dad is, like, 352 00:12:57,922 --> 00:12:59,591 so stuck in his ways, you know? 353 00:12:59,624 --> 00:13:01,059 He'll never change. 354 00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:03,462 I know someone like that. 355 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,831 My friend Angie. 356 00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:08,334 Yeah, she always assumes the worst in people. 357 00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:11,336 And I'm always telling her, "Angie, come on. 358 00:13:11,369 --> 00:13:13,505 You got to just let people in. 359 00:13:13,538 --> 00:13:15,140 You're so hot." 360 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,241 But she doesn't listen. 361 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:17,643 She sounds terrible. 362 00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:20,446 You play the xylophone, dude! 363 00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:23,316 Which is just the thing that Angie would say, 364 00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:25,618 just to give you an idea of how negative she is. 365 00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:29,989 But, you know, she's working on it. 366 00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:31,824 And... And maybe your dad is, too. 367 00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:34,292 You just got to be open. 368 00:13:34,326 --> 00:13:37,363 You know, if he... gives you his hand, 369 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,698 sh-shake it. 370 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,366 Come on. 371 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:43,035 Talk to him. 372 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,105 I had to leave work 373 00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:48,173 in the middle of Heatwave Harry... 374 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,341 Or should it be Holly? Is Holly better? 375 00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:51,143 - I like Hank. - You could never do my job. 376 00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:53,046 You guys are in real trouble. 377 00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:54,213 You can do one of three things... 378 00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:55,514 math, push-ups, or sweeping. 379 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:57,549 - I love sweeping. - Then you can't do that one! 380 00:13:57,582 --> 00:13:59,151 Now I have to text Tracy 381 00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:00,787 to tell her that I'm on my way. 382 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,522 Wait. Where's my phone? 383 00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:04,524 Wh... Mine's gone, too. 384 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:06,392 The Sicilians have an expression... 385 00:14:09,161 --> 00:14:10,963 Yo, give us our phones back... 386 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:12,398 Miggy. Do not get emotional. 387 00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:13,965 That's the jazz talking. 388 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,968 They're just trying to get a rise out of us. 389 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,135 All we need to do is remain calm 390 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:18,704 and keep marching. 391 00:14:23,908 --> 00:14:25,812 Bene, bene, bene. 392 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:31,050 First of all, thank you all for coming. 393 00:14:31,082 --> 00:14:33,852 You're speaking like you're addressing 100 people. 394 00:14:33,885 --> 00:14:35,153 I'm only here because of the strength 395 00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:36,989 of this beautiful woman. 396 00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,825 Everyone hear that? 397 00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,860 Camille is out here killing it. 398 00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:42,595 I'm so proud of you right now. 399 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:44,397 Okay. 400 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:47,200 Uh, let's get to the root of your estrangement. 401 00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,541 Xander, were you in high school, 402 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,104 dealing with new emotions? 403 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,190 Maybe we can play some music to get you back there. 404 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:54,973 I actually have some Flo Rida on my phone. 405 00:14:54,998 --> 00:14:55,869 Don't need it. 406 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,777 I'll never forget the day it happened. 407 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,712 Trump had just fired Comey. 408 00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,214 - Wait. What? - What? It was that recent? 409 00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:03,081 That's not the long-standing feud I had imagined. 410 00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:04,683 Oh, I'm sorry to disappoint you. 411 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:06,518 It was two years ago. 412 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:09,388 We had a disagreement on the golf course, 413 00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:11,190 and this is the first time 414 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:12,624 we've seen each other since then. 415 00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,127 A disagreement? 416 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:15,794 No. You cheated. 417 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,596 I was about to beat you for the first time, 418 00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:20,766 and you called the game off because of a... a fake storm. 419 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,901 I saw lightning! 420 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,068 You saw my ass! 421 00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:25,571 That day was as dry as a cracker! 422 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:28,074 Oh, yeah, you're so sure you would have sunk that putt? 423 00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:30,408 He'll sink it on your grave, old man! 424 00:15:30,441 --> 00:15:31,476 Take it back. 425 00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:33,712 Okay, guys... and Camille... 426 00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,447 let's move past the golf game. 427 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,715 Or let's move to it! 428 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,216 Let's get to the green! 429 00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,818 Yes, let us! 430 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,720 What a lovely day for sport! 431 00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:42,721 - Indeed! - No... 432 00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:43,923 To the green! 433 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:45,624 No, guys! Gu... Angie. 434 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:47,259 Sorry. A lot of momentum. 435 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:48,393 Angie. Angie! 436 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,010 C-Camille! 437 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,076 All right, you have something of ours, 438 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,544 we have something of yours. 439 00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:56,645 We can figure this out. 440 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:58,130 Yeah. We're all adults here. 441 00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,916 Totally inaccurate. Let's do this. 442 00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,549 Tracy's probably furious with me. 443 00:16:01,574 --> 00:16:03,653 Oh, she is. 444 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:05,088 Based on these texts, 445 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,722 she's steamed like a nice vongole. 446 00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,624 What do you want? 447 00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:12,394 Our devices... and $175,000. 448 00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:14,797 Red carpet for the "Cats" premiere with transportation. 449 00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,943 Dignity. And gummy frogs. 450 00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,115 - Oh, yeah, those are really good. - I want those, too. 451 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,067 - I want those. - Yeah. 452 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,135 - Oh, those are delicious. - Right? 453 00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,504 - So good! - Oh, my God. 454 00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,273 All right, fine! You win. 455 00:16:23,306 --> 00:16:25,141 You can have 'em back. Just give me my phone. 456 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:26,909 Devices in the center of the table on three. 457 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,944 One, two, three... 458 00:16:28,978 --> 00:16:30,626 Four, five, six... 459 00:16:30,651 --> 00:16:31,703 - Just to three. - Okay. 460 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,243 And release. 461 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:39,122 What are you doing with my phone, ese? 462 00:16:39,154 --> 00:16:40,723 Chill. Chill. 463 00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:44,360 The WiFi's not working. 464 00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:45,628 Is the Earth off its axis?! 465 00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:47,464 I was in the middle of buying Lizzo tickets! 466 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,286 Jazz. 467 00:16:52,969 --> 00:16:54,003 Here's the deal... 468 00:16:54,036 --> 00:16:56,039 you will not have access to the Internet 469 00:16:56,071 --> 00:16:58,273 until you make up for today's bad behavior. 470 00:16:58,307 --> 00:17:01,344 Each chore will yield one letter, number, 471 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:02,878 or symbol of the password. 472 00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:08,952 Bro! 473 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,953 We took my jazz and your marching band, 474 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,121 and together we became... 475 00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:13,122 - ...soul mates. - Marching jazz. 476 00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:14,163 Marching jazz. 477 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:15,624 That's... That's what I meant. 478 00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:17,993 You better pray for lightning. 479 00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,895 You better pray I don't karate you. 480 00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:23,999 Damn it. 481 00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:26,401 - That made no sense. - No, don't do that. 482 00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,637 It made perfect sense. 483 00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:30,546 I'll be right back. 484 00:17:32,173 --> 00:17:34,477 God, this thing is out of control. I gotta end it. 485 00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,412 But I'm sad. 486 00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:38,347 People talk about positivity feeling good, 487 00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:41,584 and I usually want to drown those people, 488 00:17:41,616 --> 00:17:45,087 but it... it feels good. 489 00:17:45,121 --> 00:17:48,224 Oh, you poor, sweet, emotionally stunted dumb-dumb. 490 00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:49,684 You know you can still be sweet 491 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,561 even when you're not playing a flight attendant. 492 00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,542 It's inside you, Ang. 493 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,672 I don't know. 494 00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:55,901 Hey. 495 00:17:55,926 --> 00:17:57,666 What would Camille say? 496 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,067 She'd say... 497 00:17:59,101 --> 00:18:02,505 "Oh, you betcha!" 498 00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:03,873 I decided Camille's from Minnesota. 499 00:18:03,905 --> 00:18:06,075 Okay. 500 00:18:06,107 --> 00:18:07,810 Oh, boy. 501 00:18:08,911 --> 00:18:11,407 Okay, your nostrils are the size of pancakes. 502 00:18:11,432 --> 00:18:13,081 Are you nervous? Wait a minute. 503 00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:14,961 Did you actually cheat back then? 504 00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,586 Of course I did! 505 00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:18,186 There was no lightning. 506 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,756 Where are we, the Great Plains? 507 00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,023 I couldn't let my son beat me. 508 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:23,191 Douglas, why are you so competitive with him? 509 00:18:23,224 --> 00:18:24,626 You're not that way with the twins. 510 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:28,031 Nah, they were born better than me at most things. 511 00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:29,599 Fore! 512 00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:32,067 You hooked it. 513 00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:34,404 But not Xander. 514 00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:36,238 Oh, when he was little, it was perfect. 515 00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:38,707 He used to look up to me like I was a superhero. 516 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,710 Then he got older, 517 00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:41,977 and I don't know what the hell happened. 518 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,015 I don't know. 519 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,646 Maybe you were afraid he'd stop looking up to you? 520 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,914 Well, I guess so. 521 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,984 I was so afraid of losing my little boy 522 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,320 that I... I actually lost him. 523 00:18:50,353 --> 00:18:52,288 I screwed up, okay? 524 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,789 And now it's just too late. 525 00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:54,891 It's not too late, Douglas. 526 00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:56,992 You have to tell him how you feel. 527 00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:58,461 He doesn't need this stupid putt. 528 00:18:58,493 --> 00:18:59,795 He needs his dad. 529 00:19:11,339 --> 00:19:12,908 Aah! God! 530 00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:15,478 Dad, what the hell? I thought you were a bear. 531 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,347 You thought a golf-course bear put his paw on you? 532 00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:19,449 Doesn't matter. 533 00:19:19,481 --> 00:19:21,817 Look, um... 534 00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:24,287 you don't have to do any of this, Xander, okay? 535 00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,620 You were right. 536 00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,123 I did cheat that day. 537 00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:30,460 I tried to keep you in my shadow 538 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:32,694 because I liked being the big dog. 539 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:34,931 That's my problem, not yours, okay? 540 00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:38,433 But now you're the big dog, and I think you're... 541 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,936 I think you're doing really well. 542 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,804 I am doing great. 543 00:19:41,836 --> 00:19:44,941 I've got a $6,500 studio apartment in a mall, 544 00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:46,641 just met a great girl. 545 00:19:46,674 --> 00:19:48,677 Camille! 546 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,269 By the way, we gotta talk. Not now, though. 547 00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:52,347 This is your moment. You go. 548 00:19:52,381 --> 00:19:53,902 The point is, I should have told you this 549 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,026 a long time ago, 550 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,820 but... I'm proud of you, son. 551 00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:03,626 Thanks, Dad. That means a lot. 552 00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:06,195 I'm happy to have you back in my life. 553 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:07,363 You too, Xan. 554 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:08,498 Come on. 555 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,399 Let's get out of here, huh? 556 00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:12,569 Dad, hold on. 557 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:17,039 I want to sink this putt... for me. 558 00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:18,874 Okay. 559 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,711 - Go get 'em, kid. - Thanks, Dad. 560 00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:42,731 I can't believe we share DNA with that. 561 00:20:42,756 --> 00:20:45,146 I'll go to my grave denying it. 562 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:47,277 ...with Chet Corners. And weather... 563 00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:50,621 Let me know if you need any type of ranch or dipping sauce. 564 00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,327 - Mm-hmm. - And as you can kind of see up here, 565 00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:54,194 there's a low-pressure system making its way... 566 00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:55,691 - Here you go. - Mm. 567 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:58,006 That's gonna come all the way down the coastline, 568 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,741 and of course just when you least expect it, 569 00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:00,955 we got a cold front coming through. 570 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,545 Okay. "D." 571 00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,780 - "D." - "D." 572 00:21:04,812 --> 00:21:06,414 ...that'll eventually reach Southern California. 573 00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:07,916 That's of course good news for the folks in the Valley, 574 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:10,086 who can finally give their AC units a break 575 00:21:10,118 --> 00:21:13,923 as Heatwave Howie turns west towards Maui. 576 00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:16,391 For the KZOP Cooper Center, I'm Will Weather. 577 00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:17,460 Wait. What'd I say? 578 00:21:17,492 --> 00:21:20,296 I could do that job.